Animal Crackers vs Swedish Fish | Sal Vulcano and Joe DeRosa are Taste Buds | EP 66

[@imboofingit8684]

I've never been more entertained watching 2 middle aged men having a kindergarten argument about cookies versus candy 🤣🤣🤣 *No matter what happens* *I love you*

[@tylerzulewski2424]

Joe telling Sal he doesn’t remember things while simultaneously not remembering the plot nor name of 50 first dates is wonderful.

[@danni3804]

kinda ironic isn’t it?😂 to forget all about 50 first dates

[@fluffymagoo]

@@danni3804 like rain on your wedding day🤪

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@fluffymagoo Ugh

[@paulieswalnut]

57:29 Today I learned that Sal occasionally prefers "...the girth of a double animal."

[@sandiasurfers3174]

Pulling the wildcard here, my vote is for that Devil’s dandruff Joe was talking about

[@Looch27]

Always been interested

[@agoodfellow531]

I think I might actually like Joe better if he did do the pod “all tooted up” 🤪

[@tym5483]

@@agoodfellow531 idk about that....

[@christiannapanzera8478]

Please do soup v salad with murr. I think that would be an amazing ep!!

[@michelefizer2774]

Great idea!

[@davidperez5089]

Not bad. Didn't they do soup already? No salads yet from my recollection. Big ones to miss!!

[@michaelcaruso9104]

They have done it…it’s episode 9 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@juggs_mcbulge]

​@@michaelcaruso9104not with murr murr eats is soup biased

[@gnarliquinn]

The “no matter what happens I love you” shirt is definitely gonna be in my cart when it comes out 💯

[@truerambler]

💯

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

Yes

[@davidperez5089]

They should make some violent stick figure images too for kicks. Some choking; fighting; stabbing; middle finger, etc.

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

@@davidperez5089 then on back: stick figures in wheelchair and crutches saying "I still love you." "I love you too"

[@davidperez5089]

@@JGreen-tb6ke exactly!!🤣

[@lordfordification]

We need to get them more fans so Joe can afford to finish his forearm tattoo

[@JunkBondTrader]

I think it's finished :(

[@RonCadillac]

@@JunkBondTrader then he should get it covered up or layered off 😅😆

[@TestyLeaf]

I was so baked watching a taste buds ep one time I thought they blurred it because it said some copyrighted shit or something 😭

[@RonCadillac]

@@TestyLeaf Yooo same 🤣🤣☠️☠️

[@psychotropican666]

@@RonCadillac I believe it is already a cover-up, which is why it looks like a nondescript blob

[@_nosocial]

The Frosted animal crackers are a GAME CHANGER!! Frosted…BOOM!

[@jamhorne]

The PM vs DM explanation is HILARIOUS 😂

[@AaronSingsToo]

I'm going to start saying things are British if I don't know what it means.

[@Cheskita]

I am so glad I found this podcast I have been binge watching all of the videos since the start !! I’ve never clicked subscribe so fast

[@evenbuzzard4642]

It's best to eat what they are reviewing while watching.

[@WickedSpade]

@@evenbuzzard4642 yeah I love eating NSync while watching 😆

[@elizabethalink3941]

Seriously, all jokes aside..do you guys realize how great it is what you do? Especially for those of us who are really barely making it.. you're keeping some of us alive. Literally. Thank you.

[@RayRae559]

Joe getting EVERYTHING about 50 First Dates wrong is hilarious

[@OGIDRACO]

Needed the babes a little extra today. Cheered me right up like it always does! Thanks fellas! Have a blessed week!

[@citymouse_]

Glad you’re feeling better!

[@Magnicifent]

God bless

[@truerambler]

No matter what happens I loooooove this podcast ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[@davidperez5089]

Ramble on!!👍

[@julias5735]

I love hearing y’all talk about antidepressants… so relatable!! I’m on the wellbutch too🤣

[@deannadevaney2968]

I'm a zoloft gal. Goes great with milk and cookies. LOL.

[@martymcfly8779]

Wellbutrin gang! We need an antidepressants battle on an episode.

[@Garblegox]

37:50 Somehow, the most adorable "don't make me hit you" I've ever heard in my life.

[@hookset4137]

Hard choice like choosing between dog food or a jelly filled sock

[@SyntheticSensei5150]

Petition to have them actually try the foods on the pod to truly make up their minds.

[@RonCadillac]

It would become Good Mythical Morning lol

[@bec2713]

Yesss !!!! I was thinking the same thing so they can really be in the moment while they debate !

[@BirdOfHermes83]

If that happens they have to start disgusting food battles. That would be very entertaining!

[@DarthMalvex]

@@RonCadillac wouldn't becom GMM because GMM are already releasing a tv show called "the taste buds" they ripped off this podcast.

[@Russian-Doll-007]

Yaasss

[@admiralwilson2252]

Monday is my only day off, so this amazing pod is my cup of coffee. Love ya babes!

[@Garblegox]

Sal's realization that skipping goes against Joe's whole persona is evidence that they're a perfect duo

[@practicepodcast8499]

Only joe would compare Swedish fish to king crab

[@crystelle6287]

Joe's face when Sal is doing his plug 🤣

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

I just want to say thank you to whoever edits these because all the zooms on their faces or random upside down shots crack me tf up 😂😂😂

[@deannadevaney2968]

Maybe you should do a battle on antidepressants!!!!

[@LoloFbabyy]

Why Joe always so damn miserable when Sal doing his plugs 😂😂

[@MPHswayze]

47:31 "And I even love that... paper wax? that's in there, that you kinda rip open" "Wax paper."

[@aardeng]

Swedish fish vs goldfish crackers would have been a banger

[@DOGO8991]

facts and goldfish would smoke swedish fish

[@aardeng]

@@DOGO8991 uh-hundred percent 💯

[@MPHswayze]

Swedish fish vs peach rings

[@kendallleingang]

Swedish fish aren't good but if you start eating them you oddly cannot stop. Animal crackers are amaze, especially in milk like cereal. 😘 Love ya, Joey Roses and Sally Babes. 😍

[@simmsFitness]

"a small price to pay for the glory of the Swedish fish" should be merch 🤣🤣🤣

[@blakehutchins7694]

The "That is not a story" bit had me crying

[@sandersonzach8421]

Joe looks like the octopus from finding dory

[@RedCrayonMan]

I never thought of Swedish fish staleness as dependent on a temperate climate lmaoooo

[@Colbert148]

*Goes to Sal's website to look at merch* ...the Nicholas Cage shirt is sold out.

[@paulieswalnut]

Just putting in my weekly request for you guys to have Tim Dillon on the show for a battle. Would be epic and amazing!

[@brentgould958]

Saw him live last night, he killed!

[@dakotalenzi7630]

He would get so annoyed with Joe…..

[@imboofingit8684]

The pinnacle, Nay the Apex of Joe's swedish fish story is that he Ran.... Joe's big twist is that he moved his body at a fast pace 😂😂😂

[@blockeddunk5384]

The pink and white sprinkle frosted animal cracker are quite literally my favorite sweet treat snack a Swedish fish could never

[@dakotalenzi7630]

This is a truly wild pairing to go head to head…Unbelievable honestly…And why and how on earth are you going to compare king crab to Swedish fish and have the auDACity to call Sal a psychopath…Unreal

[@stevenepps8982]

These comparisons are getting wild lol, next up "Steak vs Ice Cream"

[@josef2012]

Ice cream all day,babe.

[@stevenepps8982]

"But babe, when ice cream is bad, it's BAD, and I've had some bad ice cream before."

[@davidperez5089]

I think they need some help choosing contenders!!

[@brandonb.5304]

This battle kind of makes sense: animal shaped snacks.

[@chobblegobbler2536]

Pimps punch ins are next level 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jordankellison7597]

I've listened to them all up to February 23 and this is the ONLY time sal has spelled Battle during the chant! Every time he spells TTLE BUDS!

[@justinfrias9030]

“I can’see him skipping around that ditch”lmfao!!!! Haha

[@queenoftheblondies4819]

“You know better about lawsuits, you can’t just add an ‘s’ to the end” *30 minutes earlier* “Let’s just make it ‘Qudoba BOOM’ instead of Qdoba so they don’t sue us”

[@bewilderedbear7690]

I live near the Nabisco company in NJ, the smell of that place is phenomenal hearing them talk about it brought me home

[@mjbb02]

After watching a million episode I’ve come to the conclusion that I have the same taste palette as Joe. I always agree with his picks.

[@nathand8485]

I’m with you on that! I was on the Sal train for a while then slowly started to realize that Joe actually makes since 😂

[@victorschweitzer5436]

Sally being this baked is incredible lmaooo

[@erinfloyd5957]

"I'm sure he skipped around that big ditch" ...I am dead...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GittinBizy]

First time I saw the bobblehead NBA thing was a Sprite commercial.

[@sakaelajahstice]

i love animal crackerssss, i used to love eating the giraffes, space in between the legs first, then the legs then the head and then body lmao

[@leftybronson8800]

PLEASE, PLEASE, please start having someone else start picking the 2 contenders battling each episode. 🤣

[@mimigiggles4199]

0 to 100 with a threat of violence. Now that's a taste buds t-shirt.

[@tiffanyramos2995]

FORTY first dates!!! Babe, Drew is the one with amnesia in fifty first dates 😂😂

[@bec2713]

I love Sal with all of my being which is why I need to call him out on his bullshit right now. During the peanut butter and jelly vs grilled cheese debate he got heated and outraged when Joe argued one of the grilled cheese strong points was that you can dip it in tomato soup. I think Sal almost popped a blood vessel he was so mad. NOW he’s arguing that one of animal crackers strong points is you can dunk it in milk. Sorry Sal I need more consistency across the board. All my best, can’t wait to see you in March 14th at the Beacon Theater 🥳🥳🥳

[@ryanbowen9718]

Not a single person on the entire planet has ever in the history of time ever eaten more animal crackers than Swedish fish

[@josef2012]

I have,daddy.

[@gooberguck7483]

Think you got that backwards bud, unless you skipped childhood

[@dakotalenzi7630]

It’s physically impossible, you need a gallon of water for a small box….

[@zackjohnson81592]

Devils dandruff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it haha

[@TheHAMMING]

this shit had me dying "isn't it DM?" " IDK maybe he's english"....SOCAL snack hunter, best mate i ever had from across the pond 🤣

[@Spokes2024]

48:23 😂 😂 😂 classic!

[@jegghead7102]

@17:00 i was WAITING for it Joey😂😂😂😂😂😂 i knew u weren’t about to let it go

[@buns7136]

I was 100% sure Joe was going to take Animal Crackers. I'm glad I was mistaken.

[@cierraseghetti1195]

I was just looking into these animal crackers the other day 😂 I miss when the boxes had strings! And that wax paper is super satisfying to open! My great grandma always bought them for me 💗

[@twinkiesandwine9310]

👏That👏That👏That 👆-- You just took me ALL the way back to the glory days-- The "strings" were everything!!! I completley forgot about them until I was catapulted back to the good times reading your comment!!! Thanks for the smile~ 😊

[@Bre-kp9vd]

I love the energy of this episode 🤣

[@VBC_Records]

wow, joe is a joy in the episode, never thought id say that

[@vikkinusser9307]

I want a " Wellbutrin- so far, so good" merch!!

[@Doomsense]

Oh yeah, the old-school style of spray painting your shirt. It's called air brushing.

[@andrewpowers3719]

That Swedish Fish story really brought the sass out of Sal.

[@beardy7234]

Great ep! FYI reason Swedish fish is in all those other types of foods is because the same company owns all those brands (and owns nabisco coincidentally) Try the foods on the show, would change the dynamic for sure!

[@gfeast4518]

How about mom vs dad😂

[@joshburns2240]

A shirt that says “Antioxidants, let’s talk em” 😂😂 would love that

[@VBC_Records]

"if thats a story than every moment in everyones life is a story" is the best merch idea

[@traviolimarinaro5196]

lol Derosa zoning out waiting for sal to get through his dates.

[@Buddyd_WrestleManPodcast]

I know these aren’t foods but I feel like Xbox vs PlayStation would be a good matchup. Love you guys, your episodes make my Monday so much better!

[@lvx_rose]

I choose PlayStation, but Xbox has bangers, especially when the first one came out.

[@cegraziano1LOVE]

I cannot believe Pimp’s explanation for PM vs. DM was that one is British 😭😭😭

[@user-ot1uf3lz4v]

There needs to be merch that says “it’s an accoutrement”

[@britanyratliff9592]

“I don’t know, maybe he’s English” got me 😂

[@TheRealLange21]

Sally babe with the Celtics hat! Love to see it

[@Trapshack]

i can't wait to make enough money to make it out of my parents basement and get myself a joey roses sammy!

[@Trapshack]

and i will wear a KADOBA BOOM! hat until i pass away

[@davidperez5089]

Whatchu gonna order big boy? Order me the Italian sub.

[@extraSNUFFY]

Animal crackers implies they are crackers for animals so animals crackers describes what the crackers are

[@jamasonfinn]

Every time a comedian shout-promotes their shows, I feel like I'm in trouble.

[@tonyalvizo]

Having a big anxiety attack and I’m glad this came out for me to just unplug to

[@tonyalvizo]

Wow legit the first minutes are about anxiety

[@pattyhaze8884]

Omg that pic of Sal on his right made me laugh so hard just now!

[@austinlawton5392]

The Devil's Dandruff 🤣🤣🤣. Fuck yes!!

[@Masterp100]

I'm here in full support of pink frosting covered animal crackers that's one of my favorite childhood snacks

[@ang3600]

I love how you guys talk about antidepressants. I think so many people are on them and don’t talk about it. Love you guys!❤️❤️❤️

[@Lizzypoohxo]

I feel like most people are on them or have at some point taken them. I had situational depression and antidepressants made me feel so much better!

[@Anime10100]

need to watch this to take my mind off the war.... 😮‍💨

[@Alexandra-ng5kd]

The pink animal crackers go crazy

[@nataliedevries8036]

Animal Crackers because in my almost 40 years of life living in the USA, this podcast is the FIRST I’ve ever heard of swedish fish!

[@yagsfan]

58:41 - I said this EXACT thing just before Pimpy did! LOL!!!!

[@mondler107]

LMAO NOT SAL SHAMING JOE FOR HIS STORY TELLING 🤣

[@elizabethalink3941]

You can't leave the Q out of doba. Yum, a fav 💯

[@elizabethalink3941]

Yep Barnum.. that's the one I was thinking of. Classic.

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

37:06 Remember that scene in Apollo 13 when Gene Kranz realized his astronauts were in deep sh-t?

[@Nathan-er2ch]

35:43 instead of koala sal says the name of chris’s dead Dalmatian 😂😂

[@jencook3287]

LOL extraaaa goofy today!! Needed it! Loved it!😎👍🏼❤️

[@annagracecook]

Joe saying he doesn't care about dunking and can count on one hand the number of times he's dunked a cookie explains why he is the way he is.

[@annagracecook]

… the lack of skipping too. 😭😂

[@Ray-ji1rr]

I can go downstairs RIGHT NOW and hit that like button like you wouldn't believe Joe.

[@gradzelli]

Joe's anti-dunking stance is insane. Graham crackers dunked in milk is like 80% of my childhood.

[@paigel7445]

I’ve never in my life craved Swedish fish or animal crackers but after this episode I’m buying both. These companies should fr pay you guys haha

[@SLFF381]

"The crackers are now, free roaming..." Amen to that, Sal.

[@terrestrialsoup]

The distain on Joe's face when Sal brings in the milk component.

[@pt190]

Where do we get to vote on these and leave comments that are read on the show?