Animal-Style 'Goon Burger' | Fast Food Simulator

[@Toshiro-dono]

was a big fan of GMart in the back-of-house during this stream, always chiming in with the most accursed things a chef could possibly shout from the culinary abyss "DOUBLE GOON FOR YA!" "MAKE IT SLOPPY!" "THEY WANNA SEE IT BLOODY, BOOMBOOMBOOM!"

[@emmettbrown3463]

i knew it was over when they accepted "make it bloody" as ketchup

[@FangBacker]

@@Toshiro-dono SLOP IT UP!!

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

Guess what….this is what is actually said under our breath in BoH. People suck, so ya gotta keep the jokes running with your crew.

[@Eifion]

I think if a place told me they put "goon sauce" on my food I would drive my car through the front door and make a core memory for EVERYONE in the restaurant.

[@zeroazure0]

Based

[@TheCat_3]

Man walks into "GOON BURGER" and is suprised they get goon sauce

[@Eifion]

@TheCat_3 I would assume it to be an establishment of 1930's era mobsters and not HORRID filth that call their sauce c*m

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I think I'd ask for the sauce from the tap

[@Adam.godson]

Dont food shame

[@sookendestroy1]

Its a tragedy that Tomato wasnt able to make his signature goonburger "The HugeLoad" Its 3 beef patties, 4 slices of tomato soaked in ketchup, topped with a chicken patty, some nice gouda cheese and soaked in as much goon sauce as you can legally fit on a burger.

[@thesilverblueman]

the legal limit has never stopped tomato "the gooniseur" gaming

[@niney5405]

Rancid Fast-Food Chain serves their customers Goonsauce, The Old Fashioned Way

[@chasewilson3693]

I was just in there last week with my grandad and he said they gooned like he and lads did when they landed on the beaches of Normandy. He then violently threw up and was beaten to death by the bulbous red faced cashier for "getting the floor dirty". Solid 8/10 experience.

[@ishiggidiggi]

"THEY FUCKING LEFT, CANCEL THE DOUBLE GRILL BOY" Holy shit I'm having war flashbacks

[@ishiggidiggi]

I would've thrown all of you out the back door and run this shit myself, my god.

[@naputasi7218]

That animal style Goon Burger had me in shambles. SLOP IT UP.

[@LuNoira__]

Imagine you, as a customer get recommended a new burger restaurant. But when you arrive, you find it’s not only called goon burger, when you go to order the few employees operating the place are yelling about the most insane shit you ever heard. With mention of the mythical substance they call “ the Goon Sauce” five stars tbh

[@testedhawk]

Imagine the burger is legitimately the best thing you've ever tasted though - I mean they're at least cooked to perfection each time

[@MiniMackeroni]

"I NEED A DOUBLE GOON, BLOODY WITH TRIPLE CUM!" I'd eat there.

[@childmanmanreal]

Hey can I get a uhhh, double goon burger deluxe, with a huge load of fries and… can I get that goonblasted?

[@HorridSoup]

I'll take a SOPPING double goon

[@Marco-rg7yx]

the cinematic parallels to The Bear series goes crazy

[@moltementi279]

"WHERE'S THE DOUBLE??! I need you to - you're fucking me, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ME?" - Tomato "The Third Berzatto Brother" Gaming

[@zulphar4127]

Every game benji throws

[@richarddinkle2184]

If he got stuck in a saw trap where he had 30 minutes to walk out an open door in a bare room before getting his head blown off by an elephant rifle he'd spend the entire time looking for the window

[@zulphar4127]

@ actually so true

[@loggen3870]

Tis da British way god save the king!

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Dude between his sabotages and the horrible mic bits, even if I were a streamer I wouldn't be able to play with Benji, I don't know how these guys manage to put up with him every single time knowing exactly how it's gonna go down. I get that it's all goofs for the stream but man, it's kinda hard to watch him derail everything

[@oscarnordin52]

@@Vaguer_Weevil He's their friend bro

[@sawyerbates2032]

Welcome to Tomato’s, the grease pit of doom, Where the stench of the fryer perfumes the gloom. The burgers are gray, the buns damp and stale, The milkshakes emit a chemical wail. Staff scuttle sideways, avoiding his glare, As Tomato invents meals no soul should dare. "Try the Meat Sludge Deluxe!" he proudly exclaims, While customers flee, their stomachs in flames. The vibe is unholy, the counter obscene, A haven of horrors where no food is clean. Tomato proclaims with a confident plea, "Bon appétit, fools, it's all trash to me!"

[@markkiefer3243]

Art. There are no words for how good that was, I'm crying laughing 😂

[@sirrealism7300]

9.5/10

[@honest_126]

This stream gave me nostalgia for my job at McDonald's... It was horrible. I loved this stream

[@honest_126]

This game is such a perfect sim. Even down to the fact you can only realistically get a rating for the store of 2.5-3 stars

[@Vrikrar]

If I had a nickel for every time somebody said they were going to put someone in the fryer, I could get a whole combo.

[@davidsondavidson2257]

This sim is almost perfect, it just needs constant grease covering every inch of steel

[@sbh_tx]

just got off my shift at Chick Fil a and opened up the video. feels like i never went home

[@BigGomer]

it had everything from worling in fast food the nonstop blaming others the chef doing something fucking stupid going into the cooler and having a mental break and screaming and crying in it ah the memories

[@warlerker]

BURIED DEEP, *DEEP.* BENEATH THE VERY STONE OF GOONENBURG.

[@TSebster9]

Can’t believe none of them used the phrase “huge load burger” the entire stream

[@beefstew6512]

locally and ethically sourced goon sauce

[@Phreias]

enjoying this video by pretending to be a customer sitting in listening to this all slightly muffled

[@jeremyszpicki491]

Everything was entirely normal, except the "end product consumer" didn't complain at tomatoe for 8 minutes about the fuckup, and their was 200% more Death Threats than normal. (I work this job for half a decade, and it literally is just like this, just for 11 hours, and you can't afford rent)

[@bomcaa]

TWO TONS OF SLOP ON THE DOUBLE!

[@bracerkum69420]

Corporate Overlords try to get in touch with their modern target audience, decides to release their newest hit "Goon Burger" with all ingredients being 100% natural, especially the sauce

[@loggen3870]

You know the spot is good when the kitchen staff are roasting each other 😂

[@jacobfrye1591]

This went about as well as I expected

[@TheDOMBigO]

As someone who is a manager at a fast food restaurant, this stressed me out so much XD

[@friendlyneighbor5345]

Uhhhhh, Yeah hi, I'll have a goonburger with extra jelking sauce and I'll take a uhh goon sesh shake no rizz Actually can you make that goonburger fannum style? Thanks

[@BalthorYT]

Fuck, "fannum style" really got me lmao

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I only understood half of that, and that scares me

[@thebadegg8937]

21:01 Me when I’m in a KZbin poop

[@REDtheBEAST]

Its screwed up but Goon Burger is more productive and has a higher percent of correct order then my local Micky D's...

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

This new episode of The Amazing Digital Circus is WILD!

[@TheCat_3]

Do you think fast food job applications rose after that episode came out?

[@kinger4027]

@@TheCat_3 no one applies for fast food because they want to work at a fast food joint, they apply because there's no other option for them and fast food places pretty much accept every application - ex fast food worker

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

@@TheCat_3 I can guarantee the fast food industry lost many good workers that day LMAO

[@TheCat_3]

@@kinger4027 Oh brother I know, cleaing oil for fryers still haunts me, and cleaning breading baskets was the worst because coleslaw would get stuck in them and of course the front of house staff just plop those containers in your sink as soon as you take your godammn lunch break. Only up from KFC

[@LovesickJo]

22:08 yeah, it's called bad dragon.

[@Biodeamon]

the dude's in this game are just there to pay for their wife's burger

[@TheCat_3]

Tomato preparing for when Katey finally cracks and his stream becomes a lawless wasteland

[@deusdude981]

this IS HILARIOUSLY ACCURATE to how my night shifts went at mcdonalds. same amount of employees, but WAY more people

[@sentry9262]

this game is crazy accurate

[@Bo-Bo-The-Goblin]

Locally sauced 🥵

[@kaboomluong9373]

Been a while since I'e laughed like this, what a fantastically horriffic stream

[@2006jhz]

Is this that bear show I’ve been hearing about?

[@jukethebox6879]

As a man now working in a burger bar, i can say. This is absolutely what its like.

[@whizthesugoi]

i laughed so much i couldn't breathe at work

[@jennyfeare1702]

"Goon Burger" eh? Classic VoiceQuills moment, she so quirky like that sometimes XP

[@pedromadrigali187]

just put the fries in the bag lil bro

[@whizthesugoi]

holy shit imagine tomato x layna in this

[@NoOneImportant777]

somehow there would be a lot more yelling

[@JF-vz1ju]

one triple goonburger with extra goonsauce for toilet venezuela

[@arcuslux516]

If they actually tried this in real life I wonder how quickly they'll burn the place down

[@pillgrimm]

what a nice relaxing stream to fall asleep to

[@dependent-ability8631]

went to goonburger and my burger never came 10/10 would goon again

[@Irishfrasa]

Nice to see The Bear remake cast entirely by tomato and friends

[@CanadianHoneybadger]

Man this episode of digital circus is a lot more toxic than I remember!

[@tylerwhaley599]

daymn i could really use another tomato rimworld play through.

[@LithoKai]

Goonburger are generally pretty good but their GoonerCream machine's are always broken. 4/10

[@77chance]

the burgers! they arise!

[@intruative]

Each purchase comes with a free JO crystal!

[@mrdomomrdomo]

Does anyone know what dnd tomato is on? Is it a personal game he’s playing or is it recorded?

[@Shy__Idiot]

He plays on Joefudges streamed dnd show called Sunforged, VODs of the game are on Joefudges KZbin

[@akdlhfald8020]

"Sunforged" on Joefudge's channel

[@akdlhfald8020]

also check out BrettUltimus' World of IO campaigns for more D&D featuring this general friend group. Goblins of IO was Tomato's first introduction to D&D, if I recall correctly.

[@TMMQuicksilver]

A tragic lack of Giani, palookas, goombas and hoods at this Goonburger.

[@emmettbrown3463]

this restaraunt probably smells so bad

[@joshuamorrow8863]

As a former McDonald's employee, i can confirm that this is every day at work in there

[@nazmi5561]

This stream gives me fast food PTSD....

[@bumbaclotannihilator8814]

I love how the cars in the drivethrough keep honking, but no one hears😅😂🤣🤣

[@Sm0k3turt]

This is a legendary one.

[@MitchDux]

Id recognize that mayo burger anywhere...

[@Biodeamon]

this burger doesn't taste so goon

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so goon"

[@hrub]

Yeah this brings back bad memories from when I was a cook kino

[@kevinkevinholt]

There is a disturbing lack of YES CHEF from your staff

[@DingleDorffe]

Honestly not as stressful as the real thing but way funnier.

[@nschreiner22]

late contender for stream of the year here

[@sirrealism7300]

Somethin is weird about the secret sauce...

[@Babacaker]

This is just The Bear😭

[@xoersummoner1336]

Benji the menace strikes again!

[@wellingtonbruh3756]

The burger has fallen (on the floor). Billions must goon.

[@DingleDorffe]

So happy that once all their careers tank due to the upcoming controversy, that they will all make it in the real world :)

[@captainsober]

Unless you are talking about the tomato controversy, I have no idea which one you are talking about.

[@DingleDorffe]

@captainsober Sorry! I didn't mean to scare you! I was just joking that they would all lose their jobs in some big toxic sunday controversy. They won't, they are good about that lol.

[@sbh_tx]

This new season of the bear is great

[@BFTAC0]

I remember that soda machine. Just watched digital circus ep4.

[@plopcornmachine2375]

The Goonrib is coming back in 2025 im hype

[@RikaSchlarp]

eating macdonalds while watchig this

[@wuzzlefuzzthewise5082]

Welcome to GoonBurger, how may we Goon for you today?

[@atb4255]

Digital Circus ahh stream

[@phalamy9180]

Hells kitchen but its just 3 gordon ramsi humunculis and one random guy

[@nero_germania7831]

The threats are amazing

[@maraheselle7410]

what dnd campaign does tomato play in?

[@H2OHydraulic]

He plays in Joefudge's campaign called Sunforged

[@hughjanos3992]

huge loads huge h/logs spiritual successor

[@FangBacker]

enjoying a bloody goon to this one 😊

[@labowski517]

Episode 4 of The Amazing Digital Circus is looking different than I remember.

[@UndyingZombie]

That is a lot of steamed clams being served. Though you did so without the secret sauce.. Sad. ( Well I take that back at least some got the secret sauce but most did not. Also I know its steamed hams but I said clams since to me it made more sense considering. )

[@loggen3870]

I have so much lore to catch up on poe 2 has taken over me life 😂 fuck

[@zxcvqwer3424]

hehe haha!

[@N1337-s7u]

This got dark...

[@italioboniti]

tomato should go on forehead fables, might be interesting podcast and General Sam shares the same friend group as Tomato so should be easy to get him on there

[@howdeey7042]

this video gave me ptsd

[@RayRayRay1333]

Absolute brain rot

[@edgufibot8669]

Awful title. Terrible Goon Sesh

[@Jackyplague45]

Dawg, I know it's his bit, but benji makes me seethe sometimes 😂 like i have straight up clicked off tomatos vids so not only is he throwing hes throwing tomatos whole fucking channel

[@MrCairo283]

God damn, Tomato's friends are just annoying. Every video all they do is "fight" with one another and scream. Tomato's videos where he's just on his own and doing his own thing are much more enjoyable.

[@nazmi5561]

To be fair, these three are pretty chill when they play with other streamers. It's only when tomato is added to the equation that things get toxic.

[@emmettbrown3463]

yike, man

[@ワイアル]

Parasocial andy

[@H2OHydraulic]

Nah this is peak friendship dude