Anime Dating Sim that Does your Taxes

[@Terra_Egg]

“They feed us their poison so that we buy their medicine” is an insane line for an anime tax filing dating sim

[@JackedSchoomves]

That entire comment is an insane thing to read about an anime dating sim.

[@WiIdCuriosity]

⁠@@JackedSchoomves the fact that you replied to that insane comment, talking about the insanity of an anime waifu doing taxes is insane.

[@dushanjayasekara8527]

The line goes hard ngl

[@theoriginaldeity]

​@@WiIdCuriosityinsanity is insane. This is INSANE

[@princejohnson9801]

They're right! They lobby and block the government from doing taxes for us like other countries do! Corruption is legal nowadays and doesn't have to be hidden

[@Sean-yj4wq]

"I don't care who the IRS sends i'm not paying taxes"

[@thebigcheese8715]

Why should we pay taxes when we didn't agree to nor get a choice in 90% of their debt? Meanwhile hedge funds, banks, tech industry conglomerates and the pharmaceutical monopoly receive billions from the federal government in subsidies, bailouts (Silicon valley bank can go fuck itself) and major tax breaks. Uncle Sam needs to be taught a lesson. When the government fears the people there is liberty, when the people fear the government there is tyranny.

[@jo_bro666]

What are they going to do. Send me to prison? To bad they closed because i stopped paying them.

[@bruhdealer5208]

​@@jo_bro666 genius

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

​@@jo_bro666mindset of a god

[@luckiusgaming5032]

​@@jo_bro666 prisons are privately owned in America 😅

[@CyclonX]

I see nobody has mentioned the best part- when she asks if you've invested in crypto / NFTs, if you say yes she shuts off the game 😭😭 based behavior

[@isuck6049]

Lmao

[@Scottish_Goblin]

W

[@kingpatrick1265]

Genuinely unhelpful for a lot of people then.

[@nery2981]

The devs: 🗿

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

Based behavior… anime wifu is based

[@thenasiudk1337]

Just a reminder, "Sex With Hitler" and "Sex With Stalin" is a real game on Steam

[@boshwa20]

Does that game ask for your SSN?

[@adadjoke6252]

​@@boshwa20does your SSN have to be real?

[@thegeneral1733]

And Sex with Hitler has a sequel, I wish I didn't know this information.

[@AngryAlfonse]

There's also not only Furry Hitler, but Furry Hitler 2!

[@h----hhhh--h]

Best game

[@chom6096]

“Single and no dependents” The devs fr underhand flaming everyone who uses this lmaooo

[@OptiWrath0]

"Single with no dependents" They really know their audience.

[@ResinUdongeInaba]

Obviously they’ve done an excellent job in their research. That, or it took one to know one.

[@codyn8086]

Only reason it's a dating game lol

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

​@@codyn8086 Since it's ostensibly framed as a dating sim, it works for most contexts.

[@TheDarkSatirist]

It’s also way less complicated to program for than all the extra steps that involve claiming dependents

[@fajaradi1223]

Assuming the players were eligible for income taxes

[@SumGhost]

“ Senpai!! You owe the government 30000$ ~~ uwu!!!”

[@the_epic_memer553]

They are kicking your door in UWU

[@ZHH_Studios]

They're sending the SWAT team to your house to kill you! Remember to burn the evidence! ~~~UwU

[@tmbmonson8352]

Senpai!!! They're evicting you out of your house! Owo!1!1!1!!1

[@rampagepotato4307]

You're going to jail for a loooooooong time, Senpai ~ w ~

[@booyaboibob]

Senpai!! Your in debt now 🤭☺️

[@TheNecromanerXIII]

The reason it was taken off of Steam is because it asks for your SSN. That's a violation of Steam's terms of service, regardless of whether or not the game is internet-enabled.

[@thefinalcalamity3908]

Makes since I didn’t think TurboTax has the pull to have it taken of but l had a feeling it was pulled for legal reasons

[@kittyn5222]

Actually social security number isn't a good security option at all anyways so doesn't matter

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

​@@kittyn5222 It's not a good security option, but it is vital to many parts of life, like bank accounts, credit cards, and most government accounts

[@kittyn5222]

@@christiancasaverdepertica1802 yeah long time ago social security Cards had writing on then not to use them as identification but we unfortunately used them for identification

[@Solaceon]

​@The Final Calamity They definitely do. Even small potatoes can do damage if they know how to abuse DMCA. They also could have reported it for the SSN thing

[@GrahhhhHH6hhhhHhHh]

Never thought the day would come where a game about taxes is created 💀

[@lazy1904]

This isn’t the first time😭

[@AnthonyVCL]

Imagine seeing your friend on a dating simulator and he says "this is not what it seems, she's doing my taxes"

[@CindyHuskyGirl]

They will let furry hitler visual novels sit on steam but a anime tax game is too far

[@theonelad3028]

no ones paying the big bucks to push against hitler sex

[@elainasynranelt]

lmao the hitler anime visual novels are actually kinda popular for some reason. They even made a sequel for Sex with Hitler which just baffles me to the core

[@mukulkumar8681]

A WHAT?

[@elainasynranelt]

@@mukulkumar8681 They’re real! Sex with hitler was apparently a smash hit in the hitler anime game genre.

[@theman13532]

@@elainasynranelt mein gott

[@oxyowo4585]

Doing my taxes one-handed

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

and the other one is?

[@_aWiseMan]

​@@cutiebunnyamber3447 the other one is "clicking his pen"

[@Yotes_]

o7

[@FexxerUwU]

o h

[@Scottish_Goblin]

💀

[@wolfpackgaming2492]

Not me having my taxes done by my Waifu 😭

[@angelo08280]

I didn't think I'd ever hear this sentence in my life, depraved 😐

[@wolfpackgaming2492]

@@angelo08280 well, there’s a first for everything 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@xxDriftyxx3]

@@angelo08280 That one kid in class who took everything way to seriously. We all know whos not fun at the parties he NOT invited to.

[@angelo08280]

@@xxDriftyxx3 Wow that insult was devastating, my feewings were huwt so badwy 😢

[@sleyking123]

​@@angelo08280 🎉🎉

[@radiant_7354]

“I said I didn’t care who the IRS would send, though I never stopped to think who the IRS could send”

[@kingxerjsaeg]

The trick is the IRS didn't send them.

[@Coteee_]

i LOVE how her name is “Iris” it’s like saying IRS with a heavy scottish accent

[@abcdefg98753]

What do you think a scottish person sounds like lol

[@theonelad3028]

i mean turbo tax is the reason the us tax system is so complex and not just like the rest of the devoloped world. ya know where you get a letter either saying hey you owe us this amount or hey here is a refund. waifus doing gods work

[@Dkrule1]

There only reason it's this hard is because turbo is cutting into the irs

[@theonelad3028]

@@Dkrule1 turbo tax and the companies like it pay alot of money to keep things the way they are. They essentially wrote the legislation on it

[@ratofthecity6351]

​@@theonelad3028 turbo tax was initially supposed to be a free government service 😔

[@medicc2854]

​@@ratofthecity6351yep and now they actively block allowing the government to say Hey we have taken this much, cause you owed this much, and you'll be given this much back. The IRS literally would be up front on how much you owe if turbo tax just went away

[@SuperAmericanism]

While turbo tax has made the situation worse, you understand that the tax code was fucked up long before turbo tax was even a thing, right?

[@mightocondra9966]

Taken off of steam "It's not fair, it should have been me not him"

[@IamcountachYT]

You put the it's not fair line too early

[@harukills]

Him?

[@pomaranka65]

HIM?????!?!?!

[@CaseyDplays]

I haven't tested it myself but supposedly the game itself doesn't connect to the internet.

[@Tha-mountain]

wat

[@EdeN_2006]

​@@Tha-mountain if it were to be connected to the internet, it would be a pretty strong indication that the data you input is being stored somewhere, it being an offline games means no one in theory should be having that data besides you

[@jonialhonen1420]

Where does it pull your financial data then? Don't believe everything you read on the internet..

[@moji3812]

@@EdeN_2006 ah ok

[@michaelm6964]

@@jonialhonen1420 You input your financial data, and probably at the end it outputs a pdf of a 1040-EZ form that you can than send to the IRS

[@HazardThe2st]

Fun fact: the only reason the IRS doesnt tell you your exact amount of taxes owed is so that companies like TurboTax can exist

[@cactusman7661]

To increase the amount more than its supposed to be

[@ThatWorldWideWeb]

not exactly true but most likely a factor in it

[@GSFigure]

TL;DR: Tax company gets reputationally crapped on by anime girls, proceeds to get IRS agents to assasinate the anime girls.

[@PartyhatRS]

That's not what happened. At all.

[@AndGoatz04]

you know, i might just take my chances in the literature club.

[@serowisd]

MONIKA STILL THE BEST GIRL

[@OatmealGrillBlazer]

natsuki is best girl

[@serowisd]

@@OatmealGrillBlazer Monika literally best girl

[@im_gigachad777]

​@@serowisd elon musk is the best waifu of all time

[@serowisd]

@@im_gigachad777 agreed

[@harrisn3693]

Till the Actual IRS convicts you of tax evasion as the game stole your tax info

[@emzetkin1100]

Yeah like, idk about anyone else but I'm not giving that info to a dubious anime waifu game

[@toast6375]

@@emzetkin1100 same, unless it’s approved by the government, that being said apparently it doesn’t connect to the internet (personally I still wouldn’t trust it, but I’m slightly paranoid)

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

​@@toast6375 it's made by mschf

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

@@mycelia_ow idk it's a bit more trustworthy?

[@DiceMAD]

The name of the account holder that made the game doesn't make it more trustworthy

[@johnpaulyoshida5690]

If this game can actually successfully file even the most basic taxes then it's proof that the US tax filing system could and can be as simple as an online form and or a online payment

[@miloradowicz]

It's proof that you could actually do it all in an excel book if you really wanted to.

[@I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles]

It literally is almost everywhere else, it’s just that good old bribery- I mean “lobbying” that keeps the politicians from changing it.

[@Figwumberton]

I mean literally every other country that doesn't have a fuckass tax system like ours is proof that we could do it lmao

[@kaxike7988]

@Figwumberton I swear they are making it more complicated and ridiculous every time, purely to make fun of us and be able to get you convicted for false tax evasion when they need it.

[@ishtarxdd]

European here. How do you do it? Do you have to calculate yourself?

[@dynamoaanval]

Absolutely great. An application that you don't know where it came from and you share your confidential data with. Seems very safe.

[@chiefbeeflocos9184]

It's made by MSCHF, a pretty well-known company.

[@Noobixm]

The funny thing is that she asks if you have invested in cryptocurrencies. If you say yes the game crashes.

[@wingdinggaster17]

This is either the most obvious scam or the weirdest solution.

[@friendlyastronaut6462]

It's made by MSHCF, the guys who made those stupid Astroboy Boots that sold for $1000. They're well known for making wierd shit

[@exploratory-fordora9672]

It’s definitely shady as hell but giving my tax information to a anime girl is just TOO funny to pass up personal private information be damned

[@Pigeonwhogotburnt]

@@exploratory-fordora9672the game is played without internet so nothing is stored

[@SirWhitez]

​@@exploratory-fordora9672 the game is offline

[@SlendyK]

How'd it go ​@@exploratory-fordora9672

[@damian9303]

I can already see the weebs calling off their real life tax accountants while typing their SSN into the dating sim 💀

[@superfox8519]

Mfs be saving money fr fr

[@miloradowicz]

​@@superfox8519 with enough savings they can even move out of their mommas' basements maybe.

[@RepublicOfChebokstan]

Bold of you to assume that weebs pay their taxes

[@Chris-qb8kg]

@@miloradowicz nah, They cant play game if there in the mothers basement, Unless high enough income

[@IDKirby]

"uwu give me your social security number and full government name"💀

[@tax-evasion-official-2]

I imagine right in the middle of a date she just pulls out a calculator and says "anyway, let's get to the fun part" and starts filling out your tax reforms

[@tgagaming1354]

There are also rare websites that actually help you file your taxes, the problem is they do their very best to prevent you from finding them.

[@delusionalmerg1323]

don’t need to pay for them if your already on the run for stalking the green m&m

[@ex0stasis72]

If you're stalking the green m&m, then you must be looking for a grocery store that is stocking the green m&m.

[@delusionalmerg1323]

@@ex0stasis72 nah man I’m takin about hidden bathroom pics of the green m&m and following the green m&m wherever she is and every move she makes

[@ainuoyuan528]

sounds pike a darn banger deal to me

[@Samburger360]

To be fair, I probably wouldn't allow a game that needs your ssn on my platform either

[@ThatComputerGuyRyan]

It does not connect to the internet and mschf doesn't roll like that

[@spectraljerk330]

​@@ThatComputerGuyRyan Tought shit, steam doesn't care if its offline or not.If it needs you putting in your SSN, Steam will fucking slam dunk it

[@jirehemanuel]

Sorry but what is ssn?

[@Samburger360]

@@jirehemanuelit stands for "social security number". and it's probably the most important document that you could have in the us (besides a birth certificate maybe)

[@sirlambchops.]

Imagine if you don’t give your social security number it just turns into a normal dating simulator

[@scott86747]

Anime girl asks for my social security number Me: 😰

[@ffunkk]

Ain't noway I'm trusting a fictional drawing on a glowing smooth surface

[@nilsekluund]

It's really interesting that this is someone's solution to the American tax system. Meanwhile it took me 10 seconds file my taxes where I live.

[@a-human-interface4991]

Yeah the thing is in the United States, the tax prep industry actively lobbies against simplifying the tax code.

[@Chris-qb8kg]

@@a-human-interface4991 cause companies almost controll all of america,

[@kyaksachan502]

lol omfg, if this legittamly doesn't actually steal your data I will be shocked. but if actually does what he says then fuck me this so fucking funny. LOL I'm dying, i'm dying. WHAT IS REALITY.

[@notaulgoodman9732]

Massive fucking legends if they don't.

[@ffunkk]

are u being cringe or are you on some stuff

[@In.Another.Universe]

Some comments say its an offline gane

[@By-Haven]

It's made by mschf and it doesn't connect to the internet, you can also input some bs if you don't want to risk anything but try it for urself too.

[@Tokyo1889]

@@By-Haven who's mschf?

[@randomdudeface]

The IRS's motto is "We got what it takes to take what you got."

[@HaydenKooser]

That gives me ddlc flashbacks

[@snaketanker]

Waltuh don’t give away your personal information to anime waifus waltuh

[@ekiM2K]

Doing your taxes vs when your mom walks in on you doing your taxes

[@valentinam6726]

... pls don't give your ssn to the anime waifu...

[@f.palmero5010]

😎

[@pumkin610]

But what if these hos are loyal?

[@theonelad3028]

i mean people give it to far worse e.g. turbo tax

[@DescendDab]

Anime waifu deserves all ssn

[@marxyogurt]

Who's gonna stop me

[@SayoriReal]

Monika had a change in heart

[@zack4527]

I feel like I can guarantee that steam just didn’t like the look of having a game that ask for your social security number

[@Arfurful]

Is she really your wife if she doesn't help with your taxes?

[@ghostsheepy.]

It was most likely taken off steam for asking for your social security number I doubt credit companies have anything to do with it

[@phaeste]

This is indeed why it happened, asking for your SSN is against TOS no matter if the game actually does anything with it or just ignores it

[@alexflosho]

he finally looked away from the camera

[@blueforever7236]

We got a dating sim that can do your taxes before gta6

[@archermadsen7744]

Nah I’m sending my taxes to Saul Goodman not some 2D pink haired waifu

[@w1z4rd9]

IRS don't have jurisdiction on 2D space. I think....

[@victorgraf1841]

Or the country you live in have a proper tax system where is easy to file them, I just went into the swedish tax office web page and approved mine...

[@doggomode6712]

Swedish… I’m sure it’s not as complicated as filing your taxes in America tho.

[@sham_wow_guy]

It's not that hard here in the states. Takes like 30 minutes to fill out a 1040. It's just everyone is fucking lazy.

[@phaeste]

​@@sham_wow_guynope, countries with proper system just tell you how much you owe them or get back, filling out forms is mostly optional unless specifically requested, the us tax system is trash

[@umokwhy2830]

​@@sham_wow_guy the thing is you shouldn't have to, most developed countries in the world don't anyways. only people that should have to file their taxes in such a way are the ones who are self-employed or have more deductions than normal.

[@RealLenny]

Doesnt sweden have a super bad data problem? Like every person with an ssn or any legal identity gets stored in a bunch of public databases that can be accessed by websites. i've gotten peoples addresses and phone numbers from typing their names into swedish info sites

[@WolfyRed]

"I guarantee you haven't played a game like this" *shows a picture eerily similar to Doki doki Literature Club*

[@Tri-DartGaming]

The IRS memes are so good like i wouldnt be surprised if there was an IRS tower defense or roguelike game.

[@TurtleFootMining]

This probably his favorite game for Waifu and his employees 😅❤😅

[@joseph328]

One more short before bed The short:💀

[@jaidynallen3847]

Bro I have been playing way too much Devil May cry 5 as Virgil to pay taxes anymore

[@Thevlid3]

Nice try IRS, but still I ain’t paying my taxes

[@Shinyarc]

“TurboTax led to it being taken down” yeah definitely that and not the fact it asks for your social security 🤣

[@bryanvsppvr6322]

Doki doki litterature club but you pay taxes.

[@XxTheRealGarfunklexX]

Probably the only game that actually would be 18+

[@Muetzi]

bro pronounced waifu like kung-fu

[@Jacksonmoonstar1714]

Damn the IRS is really serious about getting people to do their taxes this year

[@nak3dxsnake]

Meanwhile a dev is inputting them manually into turbo tax.

[@masterpiece1817]

I believe the creators of this game are the same people who made those big red bomberman boots

[@kleveronefourthreetwo]

The only time I will approve of having a Waifu.

[@flarssa]

I remember seeing my friend jokingly play this game in discord vc one day. Meant nothing as they aren't American.

[@Reimu__Hakurei]

If that game doesn’t have *”I Gently Open The Door.”* then I’ll play it.

[@ronnietheartist4020]

to have a anime girl do my taxes would be awesome

[@n0name023]

Now we wait for the r34

[@krishp1104]

No way bro called it itchio🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Rithela39]

To be fair, saying “itch dot eye oh” is a mouthful

[@krishp1104]

@@Rithela39 nah I just said it and my mouth is still empty

[@大砲はピュ]

@Pieguy they will if they have any basic knowledge of English

[@pumkin610]

Itch ee o Is how he said it i think

[@Barriertriostruckapose]

bro said waiFOO

[@gabadaba5436]

I think the reason steam pulled it had something to do with it literally asking for information that could be used to steal your identity, among other things.

[@goodstuff4987]

I think it would've been really sick if, instead of "THE UNIVERSE SINGS TO ME!" It changes to "THE UNIVERSE BOWS BEFORE ME!"

[@Ch4rtedMotives]

Damn DDLC tax update do be looking lit

[@acathosh]

Probably taken down because it requests your social security number 😂 Still, a good cause and cool consept!

[@tristandreemurr8755]

It its either open source or makes no attempt to send your info to the internet, I'd trust it.

[@Septicemic-Fugue]

I'd more inclined to pay my taxes if the IRS sent a waifu to collect it.

[@Porpolhot]

Government version of Doki Doki literature club

[@il2673]

I need a “dating” sim that teaches me hvac maintenance and gives me a diploma.

[@TheCascadeKing]

Dating sim that helps you apply for a college

[@jordanwardle11]

If it's an offline game, it would be far too easy for the developers to later on update the game to give them all your data

[@toast6375]

Then turn off automatic updates (I agree that you shouldn’t trust it, but I’m also being the devils advocate

[@boshwa20]

​@@toast6375 Being a devils advocate for a game that asks for your ssn is so weird

[@STARDOG64]

Damn I use turbo tax 😅 I mean they are soid. Even random audits were completely fine.

[@clayel1]

dont need an audit to detect public lobbying, its well documented that they and other tax companies lobby against easy free filing

[@xtalh4713]

It isn't that they are full of errors, it's that their scumbag lobbyists keep the government from doing their outdated and useless job automatically for free like a normal country. They don't need to threaten people with scary audits and threats of jail time or a million percent interest rates, they just do the job right themselves to begin with.

[@agentq5437]

I thought they took it down because they broke the rules of steam putting in official documents, which was against the tos, but I have no idea

[@BasketChase98]

Turbo tax genuinely lobbies the government to keep it so filing your taxes is complex and difficult because if more people filed their taxes independently it would hurt their business.

[@sansgaming607]

This is the best comment section I’ve seen in a LONG time.

[@StrategyMaker96]

I’m pretty sure it was removed because it was asking for real information involving your taxes and social security.

[@polverine7491]

Blame tax fraud on the anime girl

[@Inplogo]

or it's a blatant ploy to prey on weebs for SSNs and the feds gottem

[@nullpro7435]

You know the feds already have our ssn right? The only reason the devs would collect ssns is for identity fraud

[@CasmsVR]

It's an offline game.

[@zdsm.]

​@@CasmsVR I bet you if someone had used a proxy server while booting up the game and found API calls to URLs it would probably come out by now

[@azazel_playz7055]

I use this game on a virtual machine soooo guess its a good thing

[@Pokaroquai]

basically DDLC in a huge comedy genre but also far terrifying that can get your real privacy more than unexpected horror

[@cherubin7th]

In Germany we can file tax on the government website directly.

[@gdead2]

just fill out a W-4 form to have your taxes optimized and filed automatically... Edit: I’m not American and I confused form W-4 with W-2.

[@Dragonlord826]

Now hear me out.

[@NemeNoms]

I’m listening- 👁👄👁

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

he never spoke anything

[@Dragonlord826]

You've heard of Netflix and chill now we got Fuck and file

[@hoover1150]

Netflix and taxes

[@NemeNoms]

@@hoover1150 Sounds like a productive time

[@cactynemann4356]

Tax heaven 3000 is a visual novel dating simulator that scrapes your social security number and other information

[@Abeabonation]

“They feed us their poison so that we buy their medicine.” 🔥✍️🔥✍️🔥✍️🔥✍️

[@Pickup_LilBro]

so that’s how discord mods still have a home

[@desantiaxion]

Did you seriously suggest giving your social insurance number to an offshore game, I hope the rest of your life decisions aren't this bad.

[@AliDoesntWork]

the game is offline and is made by a trustworthy company

[@boshwa20]

​@@AliDoesntWork Offline or trustworthy, it doesn't fucking matter.

[@randomtslur]

UwU pweez gimme social secuwity numbur UwU 👉👈

[@iamx9559]

A game stealing your social security number. So safe.

[@KirboWithAGun]

“My grandpa told me to try everything but tax invasion” “Just tax invasion?” “Yeah cause thats what he’s in jail for

[@Stealthfang270]

The character being named Iris is actually genius

[@0n1gir1]

ah yes, my favorite pickup line,"what's your name, address, mother's maiden name and SSN?"

[@Endl3Sswastaken]

Wait till it steals your tax info