Anime Detour 2014: Sburb Live!

"SBURB Live returns to Detour! Join our live studio audience for SBURB Live! The only sketch comedy show featuring your favorite Homestuck characters! Exclamation points!"
Filmed by / zchr
Cast:
John Egbert: / tautochronegrave
Rose Lalonde: / lithura
Dave Strider: / onekoolkat
Jade: / astharoze
Karkat: / lordtien
Gamzee: / acid-pumpkin
Terezi: / bearsthethird
Kanaya: / yesthisistori
Vriska: / literateknits
Jane: / spice-hime
Jake: / melancholicgalaxy
Roxy: / redbeaniestrider
Dirk: / firecrackerstorm

[@sugahyung9200]

John: "Are you asking me out?!?" Karkat in the background: "I AM."

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Hey, I'm the Karkat in this panel, and over the years it's been my unofficial duty to read these comments once or twice a year and respond to any questions that pop up. I'll be copy pasting this message in all of the panels that I was in. Though I've no doubt they will get buried as new comments come in. First, I'll say that I'm always happy to see new comments, years after these panels have gone up. It's genuinely amazing to see that the fandom is still kicking around and that people can still get enjoyment from our antics, some of these panels are nearing a decade in age by now! Incredible! I'll always treasure the responses both in person and online that these panels have gained. I was, and still am, incredibly proud of the work we put into these shows. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for enjoying what we've created. The fact that during lockdown, there were comments from people saying how this brightened their day, is absolutely amazing. I'm so thankful that our jokes and skits were able to make a bad situation just a little bit better for some of you. That's something I'll never forget. Thank you. Second, I want to address that I no longer have any social media information for the majority of my costars. Even though I was incredibly close to a few of them for years, people change and as the years go on, people drift and move apart. This is no different. Many of these fine folks have moved out of social circles that I hang out in. Some of them have moved states, changed names, and abandoned social media accounts and moved without leaving updates. As I said before, some of these panels are almost a decade old! That's a long time! Most of my costars I haven't seen in person in nearly seven years. Stuff like this happens, and it's sad, but hey, that's a part of life. You meet people, you drift, you meet new people. While I might not have answers to where my costars have gone, or how to reach them, and I might not be in the fandom anymore, I'll still try to field some questions that pertain to the panels themselves. (as long as I can remember!) If for some reason you do want to reach me on social media, I've been using the name Cannibal Wings on the majority of my socials. Twitter @Cannibal_Wings Tumblr @Cannibal-Wings Ao3 @Cannibal_Wings Pillowfort @Cannibal_Wings (do people even use pillowfort anymore???) I mostly do horror content now, and talk about comics and video games. Again, this fandom, everyone, meant and mean so much to me, even years after I left. This was a big part of my life for years, and I don't regret a single moment. I sincerely hope that everyone reading this has an amazing day, month, year, and life. May you find just as much fun and joy in all your fandom endeavors, and never forget to be brave enough to be kind. -Tye (Karkat Vantas)

[@mmmuted]

Dirk looked so panicked when Jake ate the Reeses Cup oml

[@tomatojuice2172]

TheNumberJay Dirk x Jake ftw

[@Mocha_Bean]

Ship

[@HybridTree]

I LOST IT WHEN THE STRIDERCEST SHIPPER CAME ON

[@quillzhearts74]

when... fucjin wHEN??

[@yoadtet]

@@quillzhearts74 49:39

[@turntechsyndrome]

It's funny cause the people who cosplay them in this painel are actually dating lol

[@darwinwatterson4568]

@@turntechsyndrome Omg I checked, that's beautiful i'm so happy for dave

[@Ace_Greymoore]

John and Jake's idea of fun; "We're gonna' kill ourselves and see who comes back to life first."

[@yourmother8290]

better than nothing right?

[@sachikodarknightaru6524]

+Zephyr Akers Yeah, I once wanted to try that but my friend refused to help Wonder why ._.

[@tomatojuice2172]

Caitlynn Jordan tbh i would do that ._.

[@corvidaeisaneatfamily2841]

honestly if i had immortality like i that would try that with my friends

[@charlessandison5740]

Competitive Dying

[@faerie2702]

"Who's God Tier is the gayest?" Dave: "DIRK'S! Is... pretty queer--" Dirk: "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

[@yellowguy9943]

please I need the timing to this

[@pompousking3753]

Holy shit. I always love those cosplayers. Especially John, Dirk, Dave, Karkat, and the Vriska. They always have the best Homestuck Panels

[@pompousking3753]

X3 yes

[@mischiefamvs6968]

It's true.

[@pompousking3753]

Yes i know

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

I agree their all amazing

[@bunnycrepes9063]

I love how the other Alpha kids ran over once Jake declared that there were Trollies XD

[@FandomsofTumblr413]

*30 mins in* Terezi: Don't question my methods. Saving people hunting things the family business Kanaya: ....I don't see how we're even a family... *few minutes later* ??: Hey dave have you met someone named the Doctor? Dave: oh you mean that mad man with a blue box he's been standing out there for awhile -Me: what next Sherlock references?-

[@em4403]

Same cx

[@salamencerobot]

that would complete the tumblr trifecta

[@lovianvargas9941]

Nyotalia "Sylph Of Breath" Himaruya the person who asked the question sounded like iggy (aph England)

[@matthieuwilliams2630]

Nyotalia "Sylph Of Breath" Himaruya hahah

[@phantasmicshenanigansps1477]

Nyotalia "Sylph Of Breath" Himaruya Hello my fellow sylph, i am a sylph of space

[@gehusthegaytrash2315]

??: gamzee do you regret killing ppl? Gamzee:what? ??: do you regret killing ppl Gamzee:i didn't do that. That was someone else

[@gehusthegaytrash2315]

37:52

[@gehusthegaytrash2315]

Bobolina 2 Fab 4 you 3:30 lol

[@mcwildflowers5512]

"I can't be seen without my glasses." "I can't SEE without my glasses!" Some of the best lines I've ever heard. Makes me think of how in my group of friends a lot of us bring aviators glasses to school and pretend to be Dave. Simultaneously, those of us who either don't own the sunglasses or forgot them are trying to trick people with sunglasses to lend them to them. I actually had my friend's "Strider" shades over night once because my friend forgot I was wearing them when lunch ended. Its was quite entertaining when the rest of the group saw I still had them....

[@nootnootkyralukas3546]

"I'd like to bring Eridan back so I can kill him again *gives John a highfive*" John: "YEAH!! *highfive*"

[@eefstroganoff]

Wow, those John and Dave cosplayers were amazing...

[@theidiotpaperbagsociety5976]

THE JOHN IN THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!! He's been in so many panels!

[@Lokoso7]

This and "What Panel?" are my favorite Homestuck panels. I need to cosplay something and be in one of these, jesus it looks like so much fun.

[@xlights4622]

Ryocryte Ikr? Even I'm a HUUUUGGGGEEEE Homestuck fan, I'm only 10 years old so I doubt they'd let me be in one of these. People don't let people my age into panels because of cussing, but I personally find swearing funny and it doesn't bother me, I guess that's my humor. I've watched too much pewdiepie.

[@Cannibal-Wings]

xlights I wouldn't count yourself out of the running for a panel spot just because of your age. Some panels do have age restrictions on their panelists, but I would def check out audition forms and see if you meet their requirements. You never know, you might just be the perfect fit for the character they're looking for!

[@xlights4622]

Lord Tien Thanks. :D I really wanna be Terezi or Vriska in a panel. I've only been to one convention before which was DragonCon in 2013, hopefully I can go to more soon. ^^

[@anticucho1065]

xlights haha, you dont even act 10! u act like 14/15

[@xlights4622]

Natilla Forshila Thanks ^.^ I've always thought that I was a 10 year old with the mind/brain of a 15 year old.

[@se6687]

Haha I've watched this about a million times and I just noticed that at 36:17 when John says "Are you asking me out?" Karkat says in a deep voice "I am" 😂😂

[@Cannibal-Wings]

+Something Else I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER I SAID THAT UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT. Holy shit.

[@se6687]

+Lord Tien 😆

[@ZerrekTheDog]

27:30 best part the dirk knight rises

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

Lonely That must be part of the reason Hussie didn't make Dirk a Knight class. To avoid an influx of "The Dirk Knight"

[@Dragon_Sparkles]

This has an underlying sadness because it takes place right before GameOver and some of the things they say are just. ;_; I swear I almost started crying when Gamzee picked up Terezi's cane.

[@krisd2518]

Beep Beep Meow Vantas. I love it.

[@magpie5253]

someone should just gently roll a bucket into the panel. not hurting anyone or anything, just lending to some good comedy.

[@Cannibal-Wings]

*casually eats in the background through the majority of the panel.

[@arobear6738]

My life! I freaking ate like half of those gummy octopuses

[@TakeFlight58i]

Don't worry I got really good pictures of that

[@ohjeez5371]

where the fuck did you go like did you just leave with the crazy Stridercest fan

[@Cannibal-Wings]

Ze Flaffy Pamcaek We were standing just outside the main panel room door. Laughing our asses off. If you didn't know, that was a scripted scene. However, only a few people on the cast knew it was going to happen, Dave and Dirk not being one of those people.

[@ohjeez5371]

Yeah I figured it was scripted.

[@ArtGirly1Studios]

I HAVE A JOKE: Karkat I think something is *burning up*

[@ArtGirly1Studios]

Dirk: Yeah I watched everyone die Dirk: no biggie

[@Cannibal-Wings]

IS IT ME? AM I THE ONE BURNING UP? fucking nailed it.

[@3nd-un0btain3d]

ArtGirly1Studios im dONE

[@tintabranca1567]

That Kanaya cosplayer looks gorgeous! :D

[@HybridTree]

Bitch Ankle and Condom Hood are now my favorite insults

[@achillesdykeza2063]

Jake: *eats the reeses* Dirk: *gay panic*

[@fruitytictac8355]

I feel like "shit cascading down a mountain of vomit" is just what Lord Tien always says when it comes to being Karkat in a panel, I could swear that I've heard him use the same phrase before

[@Cannibal-Wings]

You would have heard that same phrase in the panel before this one. I was doing a callback to that answer, since people found it one of the funnier lines I said.

[@juicedb0xes]

Why are Dave and John playing pattycake in the beginning?

[@user-el8js8mv1q]

Plot reasons

[@BrookeMaloney_google]

+Cats Are Good idk but it was amazing

[@raidenmp4549]

"Excuse me who do you think you are?" "Dirk Strider" 10/10

[@steeldragon2660]

Princess Bride references! My favorite cosplayers: John, Roxy, Karkat, Kanaya, Rose, Dave, John x2 (becuase he was awesome)

[@literateknits]

The Dirk and I had a LOT of fun writing that last skit. We might have a slight addiction to Princess Bride quotes now, but it's totally worth it.

[@steeldragon2660]

Indeed :D You guys did fantastic!

[@davestrider3304]

I agree

[@lampire12]

I was two years old when this was recorded/hosted/whatever the fuck woaahgghh

[@gibmehoni]

So um GAMZEE, nice lower region appearance

[@melonieskovgard2954]

ThAnKs MaN. HoNk. :0)

[@gibmehoni]

right....o.o

[@melonieskovgard2954]

HeH hEh. :0)

[@gibmehoni]

I-I cant even. No.

[@melonieskovgard2954]

HoNk. :0) can't have my kindle for the rest of the day.

[@kinghimbo6679]

Joh!n: future me! Future me!! When do we get to see dad again!? John: *backs up* I um *sits down as rose embraces* I'll get back to you on that..

[@BrookeMaloney_google]

did someone srsly throw a bucket at them? 32:40

[@Cannibal-Wings]

+That One Random Artist (Brooke Maloney) Yup. That sure was a thing that happened. It happened a while ago so I don't remember the specifics but it was someone from the hall that threw it, not someone in the audience. If you were curious it was a metal ice bucket that some hotels give you to get ice. I can't remember if there was any action taken against the person, as I was on the panel and didn't leave. I wish I could remember more...

[@BrookeMaloney_google]

Lord Tien wow some ppl r so rude, like that could've hurt someone!

[@210queenful]

Gamzee: who's god tier is the gayest? Dave: "DIRKS.. is.. pretty queer" *looks back at Dirk* Dirk: *off camera* "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?" @ 46:15

[@fungible7060]

dana medina 😂😂😂

[@rakshakillian4137]

Condom Hood XD

[@westywallowing6649]

does anyone else see john and dave playing patty cake at the begining? XD

[@stevenford554]

I ship it

[@kiaraprice-saavedra2291]

I saw it to😺

[@melonieskovgard2954]

X3333333

[@AlexxWretched]

I will forever be attracted to people who cosplay Karkat and Dave well, regardless of gender or lack thereof

[@MONTIE_ROTTEN]

I was just on a train of watching panels but I started crying when I saw Roxy holding a blueberry and raspberry Faygo and I just want a Faygo right nowww ಥ╭╮ಥ

[@MONTIE_ROTTEN]

I'm now crying while hugging an old empty bottle of Faygo.

[@absentcoder4552]

23:26 "I Would Like To Bring Back Eridan So That I Can Kill Him Again" Sollux... kinda shot first.

[@akierr1reika]

WOWOWOWOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN????? WAS THAT SET UP OR WAS IT UNEXPECTED???? 49:33 i really wonder. oh my goooooooodnesssssss.......

[@arobear6738]

It was planned, but only some of the cast knew about it!

[@akierr1reika]

Oh that's good!! I was REALLY worried about them for a moment.. thank you for telling me~

[@literateknits]

Dirk and Dave were in on it, actually. I wouldn't do something like that to them without asking (I run the panel, him I also played Vriska). Some of the cast had no idea though, their reactions are priceless.

[@OblivionOath]

We knew not to go after the person who was doing it-but we didn't know WHY. Or what was in store for us.

[@TakeFlight58i]

Codename: "Socks" They were super secretive, which made it even better!

[@Cosmicaxolotls]

This is definitely the best Homestuck panel I've ever seen! ^-^ I really loved the John, Dave and Dirk cosplayers!

[@impl0der333]

50:00 You've killed Andy. He is dead.

[@OblivionOath]

I died so many times during this panel. Records were set. RIP Andy

[@greenflyondaloose]

What happened at the beginning when they were on about zero fucks given?.

[@zchr]

someone had thrown a plastic bucket into the room. it happened a second time with a heavy metal bucket, as well. awful.

[@greenflyondaloose]

zchr That is so bad. That could really hurt someone. Glad it didn't hit anyone. Also these panels are great thank you for filming them :)

[@tulioalvesdepaula5716]

+greenflyondaloose I'm the one who threw the bucket. FUCK YOU HOMESTUCK PEOPLE!

[@ThePokemon11]

+beyondR Edemption well you're a ray of sunshine arent you? #HOMESTUCK4LYFE

[@tulioalvesdepaula5716]

Radia Daku I'M THE LIGHT THAT LIGHTENS UP THE DARKNESS THAT ARE WEEABOOS, BRONIES, FURRIES AND HOMESTUCK PEOPLE!

[@peytonmichielsen2430]

I’m really late for this but I just love when the fan girl comes in for stridercest and Dave starts screaming karkat to come help lol

[@Mycrolivia]

17:27 John's nickname insults. You're welcome.

[@christinekogane9398]

46:58 I always ALWAYS love this part until this day xD John: *Distracted by Roxy's beauty* Gamzee: Who's Dave's best friend? Roxy: *Slaps Gamzee's hand* John: *Snaps out of it and realizes* AH FUUCK!! And after hearing that the Mayor is Dave's best friend i love how John says "...bro", like asking Dave to explain himself then Dave's just like ".. Have YOU met the mayor?". And then when John gets off camera i LOVE how Dave goes to John to talk to him, only for when the camera goes to capture the moment it shows Dave interacting with the Mayor xD

[@WhamBamThanksSam]

😊Glad you posted this

[@salamencerobot]

it actually took me like 10 playthoughs to catch that john was the one who called dave 'condom hood' XD

[@tjthegamer2204]

"Saving people, hunting things... The family business." I see what you did there. *smirks* I like it.

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

I dont get it.... #feeling dumb

[@tjthegamer2204]

DoubleRandomization It's a Supernatural reference. :) It's okay if you don't get it, not everyone watches Supernatural so don't feel dumb okay?

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

Tj and 2p Tj Ohh now i remeber i have actually seen like two episodes the first and something in the middle! thanks a lot!

[@tjthegamer2204]

DoubleRandomization^_^ No problem. :)

[@cominatchawiththeyeet9398]

14:03 bottom left corner XDXDXDXD

[@EliteKilljoy]

That Dirk is fucking perfect. I need him now.

[@makenziebrown629]

They all are

[@mcwildflowers5512]

Its 4:30am and I've been watching Homestuck panels since 9. I need to stop, but I just can't!!!! These are hilarious!

[@rennn6698]

I watched this like 400 times and it's still my favorite homestuck panel

[@reno1309]

Beep Beep Meow C: I'm gonna start calling my friend that. xD

[@not_myosotis813]

Look forward to your friends reaction fef.

[@CosplayQueendom]

Oh my walrus I'm crying soooo hard!! When they started quoting the princess bride, I was fangirling soooo hard!!

[@kokihayato]

All cosplays are so cool!!!

[@piperwetherby539]

Sooo my favorite panel so far, and omfg dave XD

[@laneynoneofyourbusiness3993]

From Gamzee's yoga and Bitchankle to the Skits and the Dave/Dirk fangirl cosplayer...i was pretty much laughing the entire time. I love these cosplayers so much, good job all of you! I can always watch one of these panelstucks to cheer me up. I hope that whenever i go to a Con, i can find a Homestuck panel with any of the cosplayers i've seen (specifically the John, Dave, Dirk, Gamzee, Vriska, and Karkat), from this panel, that would be so amazing, i would fangirl so hard...someone get a defibrillator ready.

[@Cannibal-Wings]

+Small warrior I'm pretty sure this is the sweetest comment I have ever read about one of our panels. The whole reason we wrote the skits, and performed them was so that we could bring a little fun into the fandom and spread some good. Our goal was to make people laugh and entertain them. So I'm sure all of them would be very pleased to see that we cheered you up. I know personally, it makes my day when I read something like this. So thank you. If we ever do run into each other a con, please don't have a heart attack, I'm garbage at cpr and would probably pass out along side you. haha.

[@TheBrown_Cats]

That girl with the flower crown was so CUTE ugh

[@miafeys]

this is by far the best homestuck panel i've seen!! also this roxy is adorable ;w;

[@Candibals]

+Mor gan also try ''a bucket full of homestuck'' beware may trigger you

[@miafeys]

***** i've seen that one!! it was the first homestuck panel i watched, and is close behind this one :^)

[@Candibals]

ok cool

[@patrickstar8478]

i love that girl who ran up with stridercest I LOVE HERRR

[@j.sanchez6633]

+awesome person that is Dirk and Dave's roomate and parnter(polyamourous relationship) last I checked

[@homestuck58]

I wish i could go to one of these panel...it looks so much fun!

[@jaztchi]

its been years and ive still not gotten over Gamzee's costume.

[@AlexbobeAlex]

the supernatural refrince made me so happy! :3

[@abbifoo9661]

omg i was cracking up the whole time!! XD

[@nonexistentplayer2858]

This will forever be the "bitch ankles" panel and I'm so happy to've found it again

[@bluestar9216]

wish i could go to one of these but i live in england :(

[@Yellowfang213]

I did not expect a Supernatural reference! TWO THUMBS UP!

[@kimhongsunmay]

I

[@pinkdlophin9337]

Jake quoting robin, im on the floor laughing i literally fell down laughing!!

[@animestarz1768]

John, Dave and Karkat made me laugh so fuckin hard!

[@pianomansoul]

That is a perfect Vriska, I don't even care I love her. she's hilarious xD Headcanon Vriska all the way

[@knightelm]

i love how excited they are over the candy that person gave them XD

[@googiefriend]

Dave is so tiny in this Panel. I'm not sure if I can even handle his cuteness. ^-^

[@GrayTimeLord]

dude that dave is the best dave known to man

[@talesofbeatusfatum2794]

Agreed

[@NeapolitanIceCream_Toki]

I love this oh my god

[@meulinleijon3759]

10:43 HAHAHAHA I DIED OMFG GAMZEE X'D

[@p6rksodaa]

even thought the stridercest shipper was planned i still have to just either plug my ears or close my eyes, the second hand embarrassment-

[@anon-dj9ox]

WAIT THEY WERE PLANNED?

[@shrimpyshrimp2243]

....What. Wh...

[@hllucinati0ns]

Oh my god at 50:00. I died. I'm literally dead. Someone call the ambulance.

[@tomatojuice2172]

Kanaya: I would bring back Eridan just to kill him again Me: NOOOO ERIDAN SENPAAAIII

[@needledom1971]

IM THREE MINUTES IN AND GAMZEE MADE ME WHEEZE BYE

[@beckyourworldfantasy251]

One of these days I want to go there xD

[@kazd3845]

WHAT YOU DID THERE! I SEE IT! I SEE THE SUPERNATURAL!!!!

[@starmars2923]

Dave. You're. So.... Smoolllll!

[@wrennluvsu]

I'm reminding you of your past homestuck sins

[@alexislupinn9464]

"eyes on him at all times or bodies will start disappearing" Dont turn your back on the body

[@onionmascara6220]

I can't fucking get over gamzees god tier

[@lailamesa4270]

It’s going to be 2020 in a few days and here I am watching old homestuck panels

[@trollfacefemoid]

Rip

[@Asterios_1]

This is one of the main reasons why I want to go to the USA

[@melonieskovgard2954]

Omg. Lol. Lmao. X3333333

[@AlwaysAlone716]

I like how at the end Gamzee honks his cod piece and John stares in horror.

[@kurlozmakara1987]

GAMZEE LOOKS FABULOS.

[@cassolson3825]

Why thank you! *Strikes a pose*

[@Vi-Vi-Kitty]

OH, MY GOD!! Kanaya is a vampire that went looking for an evil clown that hides in the shadows of the vents and causes havoc in the story. I can't BELEIVE, that that was a Batman reference this whole time. (Also, John talking about Batman and Robin to Jake, later on, might be a reference to this. Kinda cool really.)

[@staceyback5255]

Karkat: I LOVE YOU DAVE STRIDER!!

[@mgb117]

"I would bring back Eridan so I could kill him again." : O noooo

[@lilyegg6185]

I LOVE THAT DAVE

[@devilsacolyte6268]

That Jake is awesome!

[@katnerddd6223]

"Rose and Kanaya are somewhere simultaneously making out and reading a book..." Cue Rose and Kanaya grabbing a book and totally making out behind it.

[@GreeyCinza]

Queria ter participado da época de ouro de Homestuck infelizmente só fui conhecer no começo de 2022

[@triplea_ch]

can i ask gamzee to be my yoga instructor?

[@sbeardslee1]

I LOVE KARKAT

[@vriskaserket7630]

Vriska: *Slowly, while moving her 8-Ball* "Can. I. Start. The. Show. Yet?" 8-Ball: It is decidedly so. Me: "What would you've done if the 8-Ball said no? Cancel the panel and tell everyone to leave?"