Anime Hater Guesses Anime Character's Ages (ft.

Curt and resident anime hater Christian take on another round of trying to guessing anime character ages without getting in trouble, but this time they've brought their friends from Recreyo. With characters like Hana Uzaki, Yoko Littner, and Roxy Migurdia blurring the lines, can they guess correctly?
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Credits for This Episode
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Hosted by: CurtRichy, FrugalAesthetic, Ivan Animated, CypherDen
Edited by: Phoenix Williams
Produced by: Adrian Apolonio (@SlightlyOtaku)
Music by found on Epidemic Sound
this gon' flop

[@letstalkfiction5187]

Christian pulled off the greatest comeback in history thanks to his tendency to rail everything that moves. Let’s give him some applause

[@AidanS99]

And then he lost to IVAN right at the end!!! Lol

[@CurtRichy]

He still LOST LOL

[@kenjievigo4600]

Bludgeoning angel dokorochan

[@oliverainsworth232]

but men

[@ladynoname3621]

The only way is to beat geniuses is to pair them up against idiots-

[@vir3ne]

ivan’s lawyer finna be fighting for his life 😭

[@obara7366]

lmaoooo

[@kristopherwillis8075]

😂😂

[@odacova3319]

He better have spiky hair, and a blue suit, or just named Saul.

[@NickIsSlick698]

still in a better situation then young thug

[@vincentpey3929]

To be fair Yoko is 21 after the Timeskip... So this is a case for "your Honor it was Volume 2"

[@StepperBox]

I was also thinking about that when she came up.

[@sunnyak4089]

fr i was also saying the same thing

[@sheridanwolf]

Yeah, season 1 though she is actually like 16-17 not 14, she left the village around 14 but it has been around 2 years since she left the village when we first meet her. It’s like with Fischl in Genshin Impact, she got her vision at 14 but there have not been any electro visions for 2 years so when we meet her in the game she is already around 16

[@WolfXGamerful]

Asuna's the same way tho She look the same way that she did when she was in high school so like...do we count that or are we all finna be behind bars

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

There's also a fan theory that the Littner tribe, because they live underground and don't have access to the sun or moon, measure years very differently than we do, so it could be that a Littner year is significantly longer than a regular year. If a Littner year is around 1.5 regular years, then she'd be 21 in regular years. Also explains why she looks far older than Simon, who's supposed to also be 14.

[@cyrus8886]

Jotaro literally ages backwards Man looks 40 at 17 And 17 at 40

[@Fregolore]

he stopped smoking

[@Carbon-cringe-human]

He became malnourished

[@crustybomb115]

maybe he was on to something with that wierd pink dolphin of his...

[@Spideyhwa]

Fr 💀

[@UnAvailable-wv9ju]

Bro sounds like me like people think I'm older and I just turned 18 😅

[@Austin-qv5iy]

Ivan’s lawyer has gone through a lot cause of recryo, he’s fought a lot of cases and won them all… but I think this is the case he just won’t win

[@sailorm4y4ri]

Ivan's lawyer is hella loyal LOL

[@indigostudio2245]

someone call Phoenix Wright 💀

[@user-op5gr7vr7e]

@@indigostudio2245 nah man, Wright won't take the case but i know a certain *criminal* lawyer who will

[@epshga]

he better call saul

[@Invictusfish]

I mean he won the video so…

[@bugbear2357]

Ivan must be setting some kind of record for fastest hole digging because "If I smashed, that's on them" was one HELL of a sentence

[@adcar5371]

Ivan started in a hole and continued to dig himself deeper

[@mr.goblin6039]

He dug straight to hell, but I think he was hoping to reach the fiery pits of Hades eventually. 😂

[@user-sl7yb7wu3n]

That’s Ivan in a nutshell

[@rust412iop]

Just gotta dig a little deeper

[@BitesforNugget]

Curt: He is 35-39 Ivan: This is the oldest rail Also Ivan: **Railed the 40-60 year old witch**

[@toptextbottomtext9833]

Ivan crazy knowing yokos age and STILL SMASHING

[@crazyscarecrow8136]

Your honor, there was a time skip

[@millasboo]

@@crazyscarecrow8136 Where she was like 16 sooo not much better

[@jhoeofhoe]

@@millasboo bruh you did not watch the anime, she was 21 post time skip and 40+ when it was done

[@millasboo]

@@jhoeofhoe I’ve watched it it’s just been a while

[@jhoeofhoe]

@@millasboo so uhm you gonna admit you were wrong or something, i still dont believe you because the story post time skip revolves around them being adults so no, your excuse is just wack

[@ktsanimationstudio2229]

Christian:how old are they Ivan:old enough

[@kalishamayfield3867]

Ngl Christian playing with his dog was one of my favorite parts of the vid

[@XplosioN_91]

“You’re taking to long I’m railing.” -Christian

[@AJDraws]

Yall are too effortlessly hilarious. And concerning... I'll get you an Ace Attorney. Ivan was railing like a freight Thomas the Tank Engine.

[@CurtRichy]

We love to see it

[@thomasthetrain8961]

Like a true engine train

[@Steelersrg8]

The Dalmatian was adorable we need more doggy from Christian

[@Steelersrg8]

@@dynamic09 not what I meant but ok lol

[@jiyama]

"thats a grown man" i laugh everytime

[@3RDIMPACT]

Jail every time. If you have any objections, you HAVE to start your comment with “Your honor,” Also we said Midnight instead of Twilight. Oops.

[@markiemarkmar]

Ah man. Now I can’t write a snarky comment correcting you.

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

​@@markiemarkmar you can if you know more about Gurren Lagan and Yoko.

[@redmoonbloodmoon3161]

for the math algebra commentary with the one anime girl... this nerd saying is old and forgotten now, but... Math is fun: Subtract the the clothes Divide the legs Add yourself, and... Multiply!

[@nihark6448]

y'all need to rate the fits on yu yu hakusho they're too clean

[@shlomemmorochogmailcom]

Hey here is a fun fact the age of consent in Japan is 13

[@therobloxer9203]

Sir we need a background check for Ivan for any past crimes

[@beyonddetermination1762]

IVANS IS REALLY TRYING TO CANCEL HIMSLEF HERE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexm1596]

lmao "he looks like he'd give me trouble in Kingdom Hearts"

[@flipsidehero]

Phrase of the day with 3RD IMPACT - "Your honor"

[@jaidora]

Uzaki does turn 20, there was an episode that celebrated her birthday and she went out drinking to experience it for the first time.

[@jackabrom9644]

To be fair, Yoko does get older later in the show after the timeskip. So technically, she is also railable.😅

[@supreme_king_obama1158]

Biggest case of “you’re honor, it was volume two”

[@andhispalmugman6314]

The nine year old is making me violent.

[@vincentpey3929]

"You are taking to long, im railing" -Christian 2022

[@shooterDisease]

Aww can’t wait to see the Recreyo crew get into some fun hijin- Ivan: *I pick jail everytime* 💀💀💀

[@jericho7173]

"This guy fought in a war" Ivan this is anime all kids go to war

[@HP_line_cook]

Ivan legit serving his criminal evidence Ina silver plate to the judge with his Yoko take. 😂😭

[@sailorm4y4ri]

So this is what it feels like to be a Patreon for Recreyo ...Ivan is the most degen out of everyone LOL Also HOW DID IVAN WIN THIS

[@captainkidd5975]

*THAT'S WHAT IM SAY--*

[@siksseu]

finna get cases handed out like its a csgo scam

[@mickeal4783]

Ivan needs Saul for a lawyer to not get a death sentence ☠️

[@zodiacwitch9697]

Everytime this game is played it’s Curt knowing the ages and laughing as Christian makes dirty jokes.

[@mattbranscombe4352]

Ivan’s lawyer is Saul Goodman

[@PlaneShaper2]

"She puts the boo in boobs." Holy shit, got me rolling.

[@eliseovelasquez964]

Something I mention that no one believes is that Gainax who made Gurren Lagann also made Neon Genesis Evangelion

[@mason4318]

Ivan’s lawyer: he didn’t know her age Ivan: objection-

[@Shlikk]

15:19 “We won’t let those fuckers take this land! Isn’t that right, Toad?” “RIGHT!!!”

[@arz131]

20:45 I can't decide whether this a subtle flex or a big flex

[@professorxivass]

I am pretty sure the author said that Yoko (according to actual calendars) is 18 in the beginning, but her colony just counted age weird. That’s what I’ve heard. Granted it was said a period of time after the anime came out.

[@3RDIMPACT]

Definitely read this somewhere too, but I'm curious how factual it is, or if it's just copium lmao.

[@professorxivass]

I don’t really know, I had trouble looking for the source but all evidence/ explanation that multiple people have said makes sense. (I have to be THAT guy for a second sorry) In the show's beginning, people were living underground in many different colonies. So they couldn’t see the sun, thus they made up their own calendar’s to keep track of age and Yoko’s colony’s calendar was just off(or something) and counted her as younger than she would be. That’s what said, and it makes sense in context. But regardless of the iffy nature of this reasoning. She actively got older in the series, and by the end she was 21. It’s like saying Sakura from Naruto is a child even though she got older in the story. I guess it all depends on the details in the end. But overall, it’s not too much of a problem since they aren’t real, and a lot of people originally like the characters when they were younger anyway. But it’s fun to make jokes about anime’s weird choices with age and character designs not making sense.

[@griffinneeb6122]

I knew I recognized Curt! Haven't watched Get In The Robot for a hot minute.

[@redmoonbloodmoon3161]

Uzaki-chan is one of the few college setting anime (rail/smash)... most anime/shonen are high-school setting (jail)... Uzaki is just a short-stack... but she's in college...

[@RegisEon]

Where Uzaki is concerned Short-stack is a double entendre.

[@aaronsirkman8375]

@@RegisEon Uhhhh....wasn't it always?

[@RegisEon]

@@aaronsirkman8375 No short stack can be a term of endearment or insult for any short person. Where as Uzaki is short and stacked

[@aaronsirkman8375]

@@RegisEon I don't know, but I've largely seen it applied to women who are both short and stacked, or at least thicc in some way. I'm not sure where it originated, precisely.

[@RegisEon]

@@aaronsirkman8375 of course it can be used that way but that usage is more recent

[@icetheneo]

Is Ivan’s lawyer Ace attorney with the amount of trouble he’s avoided

[@I_dont_sleep]

Remember guys, in anime it’s either 12 or 2000

[@widodoakrom3938]

Lol

[@henryvolt35]

18:38 Christian is making that look work though props to him.

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

Curt really be forgetting that a good amount of the characters actually age in universe. Edit: Oh so Asuna's post S1 is considered.

[@3RDIMPACT]

That particular image is from Alicization, so it was a technicality. -Adrian

[@danielle_law]

the way Christian passed every male character except for Ichigo. Mans knows whats up

[@marcomilillo2001]

Idk,he wanted to skip the turn

[@deaubrymims2543]

The irony of him saying Mustang should be in jail is hilarious because Mustang feels that way too

[@vixie10]

Ivan is living proof that if you are funny enough, your chances of being canceled have lowered by 70%

[@rust412iop]

As a 15 year old I just picked rail every time

[@arandomtwilek7261]

You'd rather have them go to jail

[@krypticninjayt7172]

i can already tell this vid is gonna be fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@nathanturnerii4207]

I was rooting for Ivan for some reason, and he actually won

[@hyliansaviour9420]

To be fair, Yoko does age up to 18 in the 2nd half lol

[@SupermewX300]

18? It's a 7 year time skip. Even if she was 14 at the start she'd be at least 21 by then.

[@connorr8071]

You should've included Anos Voldigoad from Misfit of Demon King's Academy. He's literally a toddler. If I remember correctly, he's three.

[@lucy-elizakezia1830]

Nah he's literally like one or 3 months old when he enrolls in the school I'm pretty sure

[@deadline6149]

6:00 bullshit, Yoko is 21 after timeskip, that counts for something 🤣

[@XplosioN_91]

“It’s too small to be an actual mommy.” -Den

[@animecascada]

I never knew I needed this until now LETS GO

[@kingkb54]

I mean I even technically could have saved himself if you would have said Post Time skip Yoko considering that Yoko is 21 years old because there's a 7-year time skip from her 14 year old age in the show

[@obara7366]

Christian really came from the behind in this one (that's what he said).

[@indigostudio2245]

This video was funny af, I love everyone’s collective energies

[@Supsun]

Nah they all got caught on the NINE YEAR OLD THATS CRAZY

[@shannarafryer3111]

25:43 There is not a single Judge on earth that would let Ivan free after this video

[@_XVIII_]

I thought Yoko was only 14 in "Littner Years"? Meaning she was actually 18? (This is all pre-time skip. We know she's definitely an adult afterwards)

[@makenovideos]

This feels like a more edited Recreyo ep on patreon! 😂😂 good shit.

[@Wartwartwart]

I feel bad for Christian Ivan got a random extra point at the end on top of what he was spoused to get so he lost

[@solana2301]

OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR! Everyone who said rail to Asuna should be in jail, since those were all S1 clips, and at that time. at the start she was 15 and at the end 17.

[@spiralpower9808]

I wonder how they would react to Dizzy from guilty gear who looks 20, is 8 years old, and also the mother to a 5 year old.

[@Galaxy_Does_Art]

Bro, I looked down then looked up and saw Yumeko and yelled smash so loud 😭

[@gast321]

Ivan's really doin his best Jeffery Epstein impression

[@bluenovaix1887]

I died laughing when I saw Styil, his age is always funny

[@hmmmm299_]

same lmao

[@mewrie_mew]

Curt called loid midnight.... It's twilight bro

[@ZARN1234O]

Yoko is actually not 14 years old. This info comes from an old interview with the creators. When asked about the character's ages, they said that she "considered herself to be 14 years old" same as the main character. This means she is probably older, miscalculating her own age due to growing up underground.

[@rubio6754]

Can we get a judging JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fashion episode?

[@neilhinton6477]

You are incorrect for Asuna, you said post time skip she's 18, but only showed pre time skip pictures. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. And if you're counting time skips, Ichigo is like 30 in the most recent chapter

[@3RDIMPACT]

Wow that’s crazy

[@Wade_in_your_water]

@@3RDIMPACTamn bro really dropped the “damn, das *crazy* “

[@zarcono4546]

Uzaki is 20, but she acts like that 5 year old sister you never wanted but got

[@hayothegunosaurus]

9:40 just realised All Star is in the corner

[@danielmorales6285]

I’m just gonna leave 6:40 to 7:20 for the teacher jokes that shit was gold

[@Tattybirch96]

The second I see the character, I instantly recognize them and give the correct answer. The only exception is SAO girl because I didn't know that enough time had passed.

[@lmao2302]

I fell genuinely sad I already know like a good majority of their ages.

[@professorxivass]

13:17 there were adult women talking about him during one episode in the anime. So we know who should get Jail…

[@benf2682]

By Ivan's logic the age of consent in japan is 13, so while legal. . . . .still morally wrong 😂😂😂

[@sarahschraff7453]

Ivan better call Saul

[@aliyahball2925]

They should have done sigma from bungou stray dogs, like, that man is 3 but looks in his 20s

[@XplosioN_91]

“My honor it is their fault not mine if they did not post it in the discord on time.” - Saul Goodman

[@millasboo]

Ichigo is a trick question cause he’s now like 29

[@marcomilillo2001]

They are probably following current anime story

[@ValiantStranger12]

Im winning this purely because I have seen almost 95% of these anime 😅😅😅

[@nidge6447]

underrated youtuber top tier vids my guy keep up the good work

[@kennethcatalan9926]

Have Christian rate fortnite fits

[@person5374]

Yes

[@lesterfoxley8903]

No

[@brasil7642]

16:37 "this here is Lloyd forger from Spotify" -youtube subtitles

[@demoliman]

5 minutes in and I realized “wait, that’s the get in the robot guy.” “WAIT, THATS THE GET IN THE ROBOT GUY.”

[@thepokekid01]

I feel like the key strat is to notice if they are wearing a school uniform..

[@shannarafryer3111]

I thought Ivan was joking about the lawyer thing but someone needs to lock this man up lmfao. If he does have a lawyer they’re working overtime for him 😭

[@zanaikogaming]

3:00 Anyone notice the lyrics to All Star throughout the video?

[@KOH-zuki_Oden]

Was gonna comment this if it wasn't already here

[@ollifant0168]

yall hillarous, great chemistry.

[@queubee]

THE WRIST FLICK???? this vid was hilarious LMAOO

[@andrewnigo61]

The age of consent in my home state of Texas is actually 17, if I understand correctly. So, while it would probably be creepy to a lot of people (really, most people, I think), you could be in your 20s or 30s and not face any legal repercussions for railing a 17-year-old unless it was non-consensual. And even then, it wouldn't be a good idea because teens aren't all that emotionally or mentally mature to begin with. I say this as someone who used to be a teen.

[@anakinsmith4770]

it's 16 in australia i think most of america has it's priorities screwed

[@nyambura7698]

@@anakinsmith4770are you defending or criticizing near pedophilia im hella confused

[@FaintAcrobat]

The second character, Mafuyu Kirisu is well over 20. She's literally a teacher and unless Japan has some weird rules, you need a collage education to teach highschoolers. She's also over 30 when she marries the MC in one of the endings when the MC starts working as a teacher. Yoko Littner is 14-18 at the start of the show and 21 after the time skip. Shes 40-something at the end.

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

There's a fan theory that the Littner tribe, because they live underground and don't have access to the sun or moon, measure years very differently than we do, so it could be that a Littner year is significantly longer than a regular year. If a Littner year is around 1.5 regular years, then Yoko would be 21 in regular years. Also explains why she looks far older than Simon, who's supposed to also be 14.

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

Wait isn't there a timeskip in Gurren Lagann and Yoko is in her 20's-30's?

[@3RDIMPACT]

Because timeskip Yoko is too easy.

[@zap4th368]

@@3RDIMPACT fair.

[@OhYeah10100]

BEST GIRL HANA UZAKI LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO Theres only people who would smash her and liars

[@tyokomon]

all star in the bottom left is gold lol

[@atomicq3603]

Are we forgetting he time skip in the middle of Gurren Lagan? Yoko is 21 at the end of the series

[@3RDIMPACT]

Nah, because we specifically chose the pic of Yoko pre-timeskip.