JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Opening 2 Full

[@animelody8115]

*You can listen to all JoJo opening songs using the playlist:* kzbin.info/aero/PLvR1Vs9Qj4fk-VnGR2xUtNLvLcwBwGB6V

[@kaebol]

What does that mean? Is it good or bad?

[@StarPlatinumDisco]

@@kaebol bad for us lol

[@MarkTron]

NOOOO OLD JJBA MEMES

[@totallynotalazyguy737]

@@StarPlatinumDisco But Animelody gonna upload them now so good as well :)

[@StarPlatinumDisco]

@@totallynotalazyguy737 yeah lol. I mean I have them on my phone already but it's cool that they're being re-uploaded

[@ricecracker1723]

He’s so badass he showed up to his own funeral

[@amateurwriter0223]

Loves that part

[@frenchfriesfan2005]

He's so badass he died twice and survived both times

[@BIGD-cc7ru]

Raito Kuroxander Joseph for the win

[@thirdkidney2223]

He's so badass he defeated The Ultimate being Kars 100% by asspuls/luck Still the best JoJo!

[@autisticketsu6764]

He's so badass he peeps to his own Mother.

[@Gabsboy123]

Your next line will be, "But you can't have a protagonist who's friends with both a black kid and a Nazi!"

[@pietjenniskens8465]

But you can't have a protagonist who's friends with both a black kid and a Nazi! NANI?!

[@definitelynotjames]

How did u guess

[@faizfuad8361]

BRRRAAAKA MONOGAA

[@zailikamyrick7787]

German Science

[@mysticdiamonds7466]

Your next line is : NANI?!

[@nanako3681]

Johnathan: Only survives part one. Joseph: *RING RING MY LIFESPAN IS EVERLASTING*

[@jacobbranham9015]

lmao true

[@cheryl3012]

Joseph refuses to die

[@chr1spy]

proceeds to live until part 6. what a boss

[@smthnbatey]

Even though Pucci had reset the universe his still alive, what a champ

[@marx9482]

human vampire: he got dios blood at the end of part 3 so hes half human half immortal or something

[@charater08]

Dying : **exist** Joseph Joestar : *"I don't do that here"*

[@verizhorus4861]

Lol

[@minleii]

lmaoooo

[@koreancommunist9753]

W H E E Z E

[@Nobody-ug9me]

Joseph joestar:* exists* Death : understandable have a great day

[@Zestiniaa]

Cuz erina said dying is gay

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Dio: (Stops time) Kars: (Wastes time in space)

[@lylevillanueva8624]

Oh. You got only 11like?

[@kiloklavdi1185]

You in my sights *YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME NOT FBI,BUT IT WAS I,DIO!*

[@sushiforks3935]

how tf are you everywhere?

[@arsenicarrow6333]

YOU, why are you everywhere?

[@hayashi.]

you are there

[@Nexus_65]

If dying is gay, then Joseph Joestar is the straightest man alive-

[@luqmanazli4450]

If dying is gay then i am gay and dont have time to be one

[@Nexus_65]

@@luqmanazli4450 Pain

[@mihaivergelea26]

I like how you wrote your name tho

[@noone_specia1]

Joseph died twice tho, but survived both times. Does this mean he’s bi?

[@Nexus_65]

@@noone_specia1 Perhaps

[@impadop4558]

Joseph is just a living god He died twice, survived both He came to his own funeral Defeated 3 ancient nigh-immortal aztec vampires Defeated one *literally immortal* aztec vampire Is a stand user Had friends with a Nazi despite being part of an enemy country Can pull out weapons from *somewhere* Helped raise the most badass JoJo Has the ability to run so fucking fast that it became a family technique There's nothing this man can't do

[@IDK-fv3hu]

he literally sent the ultimate life form out of the world

[@blokvader8283]

Yeah and wouldve died in a fucking escalator if Avdol didnt save him

[@ixsamoon]

He literally "nut in da hoe and nigerundayo"

[@noriakikakyoin6983]

Well, he couldn't get off an escalator, soooooo

[@rockaxorb1342]

YES YES OH MY GODDD!!

[@Someone-em8xd]

Speedwagon: "All joestar men die young!" Joseph : "ahem, ahem"

[@pointingsoyjak4271]

Bro, literally the only joestar to die young was Jonathan

[@pointingsoyjak4271]

@Silverwing yea I guess

[@Wishhuhhh]

@@pointingsoyjak4271 yeahh that's true other died when they were old

[@AusterLiteax]

@@pointingsoyjak4271 how about his son George Joestar II

[@prithishchandna8819]

@@pointingsoyjak4271 uh you forgetting jotaro?

[@Asa44y]

*Bloody Stream is not available outside Japan* Me: NO! NO! NO! AniMelody: *Exists* Me: YES! YES! YES! *YES*

[@motivated7203]

D I O!

[@Asa44y]

some weeb Ah, so you are approaching me? Instead of running away your coming closer?

[@motivated7203]

@@Asa44y I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer...

[@tyrant351]

@@motivated7203 HO HO! Then come as close as you'd like!

[@jealu3681]

Was that a D'arby reference? I cant tell

[@giornogiovanna623]

Can’t believe this guy lost to an escalator

[@ThahnG413]

Unfortunate aging :(

[@areliableguy5204]

>:(

[@diobrando8521]

Wrong part, son

[@obammatheswordchin1643]

@@diobrando8521 How dare you still live???!!

[@mercy-vw8zk]

@@obammatheswordchin1643 Yo, i'm still alive here

[@HugoRG]

Young Joseph : CEASAAAAAAR Old Joseph : KAKYOIIIN Very old Joseph : MY HEARIIIING

[@vamppirem]

Lmaoo

[@LxAgVideos]

OH MY GOD!!

[@DLkiba]

@@LxAgVideos HOLY SHIIIIITT

[@sledgetable172]

OHH NOOO

[@hakcoolp2556]

Yare yare daze

[@Someone-em8xd]

Joseph is so OP that he doesn't even need a stone mask to be immortal

[@l3v420]

Yeah its big brain time

[@darkcubix1181]

@daniel mircevski If he had Dio’s blood he would be a vampire, it’s obvious he took in his blood and Dio’s but Dio’s blood got destroyed because of Joseph’s hamon, leaving him with his original blood.

[@than7997]

Tsk... Tsk, YES! III AAAM!

[@starplatinumtheworldoverhe8252]

Oh that guy who said OMG!

[@Harsh-yp4wg]

Hooollly shhittt!!

[@gee_kaz]

When you realize Elon Musk is making a JoJo reference when he said he want to send a car to space

[@crimsonfenrir2334]

GODDAMMIT ELON you absolute madlad

[@greenshrex7532]

Araki needed a sense of reality so he told elon to do it and then used bites the dust to write the manga earlier

[@missangie3471]

Underatted comment

[@4xkn]

So basically, Joseph was the first guy to send cars in space (yes i saw this comment from the Awaken theme)

[@AG-pm9oi]

omg that actually makes sense lmao

[@mythic_rx7]

Russia in 1961: "Ha! Beat that, America! We sent the first man to space!" Joseph: *laughs in hamon*

[@suckerman7gm]

Joseph: You thought you normies sent the first thing to space, but it was I, JOJO!

[@normahshariffahmad6337]

@@suckerman7gm Geman contribute with it so German>>Russia>>America

[@suckerman7gm]

@@normahshariffahmad6337 Of course, German Science is the best in the world.

[@00Rangel]

elon musk : "Ha! Beat that, NASA! We sent the first car to space!" Joseph: Happy Urepi Yoropiku Ne

[@amiamagi]

Joseph: "Let's see about that." *sends kars to space as a stone statue*

[@shotpister1002]

I'm on part 3 and I already miss hamon and young joseph.

[@ImLundzZ]

still has a long way to go, don't worry about the past. good luck buddy. your next line is: "thank you"

[@shotpister1002]

@@ImLundzZ thank you, I'm on part 5 now :) Wait WTF

[@ImLundzZ]

@@shotpister1002 hehe good luck, little friend

[@leati727]

​@@shotpister1002 Wtf,you were on part 3and like two weeks u finished the anime

[@ratcheese3043]

I just got to part 5 and binged watched 30 episodes

[@egg8404]

Erina: Remember joseph, dying is gay.

[@cuteanimegirluwu2117]

It's thats means jonathan is gay

[@egg8404]

@@cuteanimegirluwu2117 y e s

[@pauldelol]

@@cuteanimegirluwu2117 Jonathan was friends with Speedwagon, and Erina IS technically a widow. Are we sure this was just friendship? Joseph's words

[@chooms1055]

Dio: guess Josephs gay!

[@joserogeliogutierrezaraujo2777]

@@pauldelol Y E S

[@mcchunky5242]

A 19 year-old cross-dresser, His Italian boyfriend, A milf that kills people with a scarf, a cyborg nazi and Oldwagon fight 3 Aztec stripper gods for a rock.

[@semnome942]

This is... *Bizarre*

[@mcchunky5242]

Sem Nome - Brawl Stars this comment was lost when the bloody stream vid with 8m views was copystriked

[@milesklink6543]

how is he gay tell me

[@mcchunky5242]

Miles Klink Crop top, knee high leather boots, and fingerless gloves

[@milesklink6543]

@@mcchunky5242 and a wife

[@dalis8247]

*"I will never forgive the Japanese."* -Joseph Joestar 1978

[@WispyAurora]

1988

[@WispyAurora]

Otherwise, Jotaro would have been 7-8.

[@hanhdo7604]

Didn't see that coming...

[@cuppacofi1129]

is it bad that since Joestar is spelt wrong I read it like 'Go ahead, Mistah Johsturr"

[@mcdabber4204]

Also Joseph: *Goes ahead to have a child with a Japanese woman*

[@mrmaterial.1230]

Teacher: can anyone tell me who killed Caesar Me: tears up Teacher: what's wrong Me: SHIZAAAAAA

[@ricardothebestpillarman6509]

@randomly weird ideas What "the rock" u mean?

[@wiselydaguy2035]

Ricardo The Best Pillar Man le cross rock

[@Mawingeno]

Ricardo The Best Pillar Man CANT YOU SEE RICARDO HE GOT SQUASHED BY A ROCK DAMN IT

[@yulizang1918]

I mean,Pillar men are a kind of stone,too

[@ricardothebestpillarman6509]

So u guy dont get the joke huh I will leave here: r/woosh

[@niggamoment6484]

Stand: Jotaro Hamon: Johnathan German science: Stroheim All three:JOSEPH

[@brendandl.brandez6571]

Don't forget, he also use spin too Its the clackers

[@LukaL-go9ev]

True

[@KimiChawngthu-hq9pm]

YOIR GODDAMN RIGHT

[@Thanos-ys7ot]

Your next line is: "NIISSUU!"

[@ivanraphaelquintano3865]

the more you know

[@lordlory9976]

Joseph joestar: -hamon user -stand user -defeated gods and defeated the unkillable one -joked to death -showed to his own funeral - *HOLY SHEEET*

[@lovelessunloveable]

- almost died by gay-vampire.

[@stefy7234]

-Keeps getting better with age

[@Lion-xu4dd]

-nigerundayo

[@pinemiibo]

-almost died to an escalator

[@theguythatasked6400]

-survived death

[@keno6459]

Fun fact: Joseph Joestar was so cool they made Americans into a real thing.

[@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674]

Joseph is british

[@MyRuth1974]

terminal lumbago killer queen has touched the *more* button also did you subbed to embear

[@keno6459]

@@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 but he lived in America almost his entire life

[@eduardovalentinlozanoespina]

@@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 finally a man of culture

[@jericksbunyi9517]

Jonathan was so popular they made boats into a real thing

[@prylmax]

He's so badass that when a stranger approached him with a mic he immediately posed and started singing without moving his mouth for 4 minutes

[@Sephiewoth]

You win this is the comment that killed me this comment has me in tears

[@thirdkidney2223]

That must be that advance hamon technique...

[@jasperc6101]

Except for that one part *"NYEEEHHHHHHEEEHHHHH!!"*

[@greggles5316]

@kyle hakim Never responds

[@mrsatan2632]

And a half.

[@namankarara5399]

What makes Joseph an interesting character is how layered Araki made him. Running away is his famous trait but even his running away has meaning.1)When he run from Staitzo is becoz he want to get away from all the crowd gathered to get an open space to beat him.2)When he run from Wammu it was to save Speedwagon life as Wammu would come after him.3)When he run away from kars he know beating ultimate life form is nearly impossible and Smokey,Von Stroheim, Speedwagon and Lisa Lisa and rest of the soldiers was in danger so he run away to get an airplane as kars told him the location of fight before hand so he must knew he could find a plane in the surrounding. Honestly this man has a backup plans for backup plan as he always fools his enemy to think he is an idiot by using a foolish first move while he already started his another move. He deserved to live till 6 parts(for some people questioning how do we know Joseph is alive in part 5 & 6, Hirohiko Araki confirmed Joseph is alive in an interview)

[@beatrixisabella2575]

Underrated

[@divyanshbhattixa0967]

One more way he is alive. Remeber the stone and the mask they were never destroyed so he can become immortal whenever he likes

[@lucacarpani3632]

@@divyanshbhattixa0967 But if Joseph wore the mask he wouldn't get old

[@divyanshbhattixa0967]

@@lucacarpani3632 isn't that better he can still use makeup to look old after old josephs physice didn't change (stardust crusader one )

[@kingcamelot1395]

I like to believe that (somehow) Joseph survived the Timeline Reset, and is in hiding.

[@deidara7188]

Standing is a JoJo reference Breathing is a JoJo reference Cars are JoJo references What's next time itself? Wait-

[@dominickglen8338]

The world! Stop time

[@deidara7188]

@@dominickglen8338 FUUUUU-

[@unlucky-777]

KING CRIMSON

[@dominickglen8338]

@@unlucky-777 the world over heaven

[@DeltaLost]

Donut

[@StickMaster500]

Your next line will be, _“This opening is the best JoJo opening.”_ *TOYU*

[@vittorio1727]

GER version of uragimono no requiem is the best for me, then thre is btd great days and then there is this

[@husseinrose4883]

@@vittorio1727 nah, it has the best animation, but comparing the song I'd say its mid tier in comparison to the others.

[@dammithatty]

I like crazy noisy bizzare town but bloody stream is always very good

[@thirdkidney2223]

Sono Chino Sadame for me *you though you'r the smartest JoJo? MUHAHAHA!* or whatever Kars said

[@scaramouchescaramouche9369]

I like Traitors Requiem better in my opinion

[@mirayukinaruse2571]

Reasons why Joseph Joestar is the most badass JoJo: -showed up at his funeral -befriended a Nazi General -Defeated 3 Pillar Men without a stand -showed up in the next season

[@pewdular]

next 2 seasons*

[@amog8202]

@@pewdular EVERY PART*

[@12thlegion38]

Peeped on his mother, giving us a perfect shot of Lisa Lisa’s ass. What a chad

[@mirayukinaruse2571]

12th Legion YES

[@naranciaghirga1809]

12th Legion LOL

[@TetsuShima]

Joseph: *Trolls Jotaro* Jotaro: "For God's sake, old man! Avdol, Iggy and Kakyoin just died! HAVE A BIT OF SERIOUSNESS!!!!" Joseph: "Seriousness? Listen, kid. You are talking with a guy that, with your age, killed a vampire and four fitness Aztec Gods with the help of a nazi-cyborg, an italian that used bubbles as a weapon and a hot chick who turned out to be his mom after spying her while taking a bath. Seriousness doesn't exist in my vocabulary."

[@nabeelahmed4862]

TRUE LULW

[@paulandreotti1639]

Next, you're going to say "Oh yeah, and I went to my own funeral after getting married"!

[@Yegros1972]

@@paulandreotti1639 Oh yeah, an I- *NANI!*

[@bcbloxxer9734]

kayoin

[@oziex3308]

dude I didnt watch part 3 yet oof :C

[@aria8ball]

Stands are for babies Real men use hamon Legends use both

[@paperluigi6132]

Joseph has both

[@bolotniy]

he's the realest man to real.

[@iomoonofjuputer]

hamon makes you racist

[@sherbett4016]

explode7 So *b R e A t H I N g* R A C I S T now *HMMMMMMMMMMMMnnnnn*

[@8-bitconfetti67]

Use spin

[@seantheguy1391]

Joseph is best Jojo. He’s the only Jojo with a Stand and Hamon.

[@seantheguy1391]

Every Name That I Make Is Cringe Doesn’t count. Jonathan’s deceased body acquired the stand after Dios head was connected to it.

[@mrmcpd4231]

May I add german engineering

[@jarx12]

Well josuke likes large fries

[@sawada_.]

@@mrmcpd4231 Is that a Virtual Riot refference?

[@pog6398]

Didnt Araki say in an interview that Hamon is just Hermit Purple, but he didnt think about stands yet so the vines werent detailed yet?

[@liammercado7189]

Joseph has the most character out of all the JoJo’s change my mind

[@souwatt8150]

No replies. Good.

[@nobetterchoice3240]

Not a reply I disagree with. Good.

[@colonchestnut9185]

*laughs in jouske*

[@kiddsaga]

@@colonchestnut9185 joseph > josuke

[@originalcomment4818]

@@colonchestnut9185 like father like son

[@abhibhanja3346]

Fun Fact: Hirohika Araki confirmed that Joesph was alive in part 6.

[@gustifarb71]

Dafuq, survived 5 part

[@abhibhanja3346]

@@gustifarb71 hirohika araki confirmed he is alive in stone ocean

[@rogerpr6007]

@@abhibhanja3346 hirohiko*

[@ocal123]

nice

[@Berryyyyyjam]

the fuk is he immortal

[@michibeatz1030]

Nobody : *When Joseph has a master plan* : 💭 🏃 💨

[@hilariocitii]

*NIGERUNDAYO*

[@makesomething6287]

Smokey

[@criticalsht6653]

Run the fuck away

[@thecoolestbulbasaur4503]

"You see his legs?" 'You see mine!" ""My master plan is to..." "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!" Joseph Joestar after tommy gunning that guy i forgot his name

[@criticalsht6653]

He is straits K Boomer

[@bluprint27]

Joseph in Part 2: Defeats an immortal being. Joseph after Part 2: Casually starts being an immortal being

[@detectivesus1863]

LMFAO LOVE JOSEPH !! Best man after Joseph comes Jotaro lets goooooo

[@draekoh7413]

Joseph dies in the end of part 3

[@mataramasuko7080]

@@draekoh7413 No, he doesn't

[@aamonrex7077]

@@draekoh7413 He's in part 4 lol

[@draekoh7413]

@@aamonrex7077 He died then came back i already Finshed the animr

[@chromatic_delusions]

Joseph: "I'll never forgive the Japanese" Also Joseph: **cheats on wife with Japanese college girl**

[@hyb002]

bruh moment

[@sacxcharine]

*WAIT WHAT* oh god were those spoilers- *screams*

[@chromatic_delusions]

@@sacxcharine well they're pretty darn vague when you think ab it

[@aestheticaltrash]

@@sacxcharine part 4 spoiler

[@jdcs._]

*The Japanese really know how to make a cup of joe.*

[@nekofumi7807]

The original JoJo who uses his balls as a weapon

[@CayCay]

HOL UP

[@kidnamedfingeer]

In multiple different ways

[@thousandyardduel]

in what way brother

[@Demonicidiot]

That can be taken in two ways

[@gaurideshpande9893]

Hamon cracker volley meets Gintama😂

[@FortworthYT]

"So, how did you lose your hand?" "Oh, i got it in a *Kars* accident. "

[@LoganMahany]

next your gonna say "Not funny, didn't laugh"!

[@lylevillanueva8624]

NOT FUNNY! DIDN'T LAUGH!

[@lylevillanueva8624]

*GASPS*

[@evananimates5677]

No. Just, no. Pack up your stuff Jotaro Steve and leave to defeat Dio Creeper

[@plant4478]

SteveKujo that’s the best profile picture I have ever seen

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Animelody: (Uploads JoJo openings) **Incoming JoJokes** Me: My body is ready

[@angrycarljohnson69]

...

[@ahamburgerwithextrafries2283]

@@gramr5986 Nah.

[@foiled9491]

That's gay

[@yourlocalstanduser189]

No

[@allensnea9335]

Cringe

[@pennywisethedog8134]

Immortal anime characters: * exist * Joseph Joestar: Yesn't

[@grimothy1184]

He is an immortal anime character tho

[@lococortes8044]

He died for 5 minutes and then got revived

[@speedwagon1824]

@@lococortes8044 Actually, time was stopped so many times that the last 3 episodes were technically less then a minute.

[@Toxivello]

Bruhhhhh

[@tominee9458]

*I am the 666th like. Bow before me and my greatness.*

[@maruseyes1320]

When you realize that first and last Joseph's appearance is when someone stole his wallet

[@theblackbanana1157]

oh my gosh you're right i never realised this somehow

[@awakenedfallenkingerror4043]

Well You're Right, Smokey And Josuke Stole Joseph Wallet..

[@pyraxtheskeleton2365]

Today, Joseph Joestar, turned to 100 years Happy Bday Joseph, one of the best JoJos

[@its2late922]

Best Jojo*

[@seanp.anim15]

@KickFill *No HE IS THE* *_JOJO_*

[@gamer-oy4cg]

yes hes the best jojo

[@zahari052]

@KickFill Eh. How come you say Jonathan is best Jojo. We know that but Joseph is the most best Jojo because...everyone say it Joseph the one best of Jojo. Also Joseph don't need stand to do it. So he the best Jojo. Go read some the comment there.

[@princepiccolo16]

@@zahari052 just because everyone say joseph is the best jojo, doesn't mean his ACTUALLY the best jojo. Yeah i get it hes the best one, but we don't know about the other's opinion

[@miojokk7554]

*_NIGERUNDAYO!!_*

[@gioskgiovanna7404]

NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEEEYYYYYYYY

[@tacoalpastor8518]

El plan definitivo de los Joestars xD the definitive plan of the Joestars xD

[@cilpix1998]

@Bruno Buxá De graça

[@cartah_guy]

HOLY SHITTTTT

[@senku9650]

Detetive Chika oh my god

[@gamaray8387]

Is this considered as a jojo Friday?

[@GreenFlame44]

@@gramr5986 fuck off

[@jorionjorequim201]

@@GreenFlame44 That's a bit rude pal. But it's none of business anyway. So whatever.

[@Elstn0]

Yes yes yes oh my god

[@aikabackchannel1]

It doesnt even have to be friday to become jojo friday. Its in your soul mate.

[@jorionjorequim201]

It doesn't have to only be Friday it can be Any day

[@pippinalice2738]

3:20 - 3:35 is *CRIMINALLY underrated* like fr

[@Korogunso8]

@@Not_SJStr reverb?

[@macialdo100]

@@Korogunso8 No, that's the stand.

[@heavix1016]

Cuz it sucks

[@happyzero_one4911]

Isn't it one of the best parts?

[@demetriuskafkoulas5005]

Literally anything about this intro after the first minute and a half is slept on.

[@MonoMaletas]

America: We sent a man to the moon. Von Stronheim: *THE GERMAN'S SCIENCE IS THE FINEST!*

[@unlucky-777]

SEKAIII ICHIIIIII

[@Yrfavidiot]

Öüt Swietz

[@MonoMaletas]

@@THEfishybusinessYES so you are a man of culture as well

[@gamerito100]

Arthur Tezelli Probably the guys behind the Moon landing thought about german scince while doing so, they were german scientists after all xD

[@advøcacies]

Hans, Get ze Flammenwerfer

[@imunoriginal382]

Stand User: Joseph Joestar Stand Name: *T O M M Y G U N*

[@deez2554]

*tommy gun requiem*

[@philip4136]

Tommy gun oberdrivu

[@torch14000]

@@deez2554 tommy gun over heaven over the world

[@ryanalshrouf3234]

Tommy gun overheavan

[@sinbad4696]

hermit purple was never an option

[@goldexperiencerequiem6615]

Americans: We Sent The First Person To Space Joseph: I Sent The First UltimateLifeForm To Space

[@Xitoshi]

To be fair, the Russians were the first to put a person in Space.

[@requiem2012]

I'm typing this for giorno, that's a fake stand.

[@draekoh7413]

@@requiem2012 Which Requiem?

[@requiem2012]

@@draekoh7413 "Golden Experience Requiem" As if I would waste time on writing such a long name for myself...

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

Requiem no he is a real requiem its just that valentine brought him from another universe

[@tacoslord838]

I can remember a kid that always sat behind me and would play this on 10-hour loop with headphones and it was so loud the whole class could hear

[@torunii]

Well it is good you can't lie

[@zazithym3569]

That kid will be deaf after 5 years

[@ej-jz5rc]

pretty sure this isnt true

[@tacoslord838]

@@ej-jz5rc sorry but it is 😂

[@athyzkyh]

r/thathappened

[@Yousef-pt3sp]

This man took the idea of "If this doesn't play at my funeral, I ain't coming" he literally went to his own funeral then left. *we all know he left because this wasn't playing but he was hiding it*

[@sneakyboi3249]

Joseph: Hamon user Stand user: Hermit purple Special Skill: Nigerundayo

[@samugames0]

and Tommy Gun

[@Saul30119]

Clacker volley

[@avmarkinho9337]

@@samugames0 😂😂

[@sillypuppygirl621]

Samu Games not just a tommy gun, but a tommy gun that appears from thin air

[@josephmedina2625]

read it without undayo

[@nicolasxu4263]

WELCOME BACK we all know this is not your first time

[@collier6725]

Im going through all jojo op from Animelody and it gaved me nostalgia.. '1 Reason' why Quarantine is the best

[@Llmonty_]

It is tho

[@nicolasxu4263]

@@collier6725 You are right

[@carlosxu7659]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH YOU ONLY HAVE 34 LIKES HAHAHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHA

[@unknownperson-li3pe]

@@carlosxu7659 wrong your next line is " now he has 57 likes"

[@cyber8206]

imagine if: you have a rich-ass family inherited your grandfather's powers defeated 3 aztec gods using his trained power sent literally the ultimate lifeform out of earth gained a stand made by the enemy of your grandfather who selfishly stole his body raised a very strong jojo (just a short one, cheated on your wife) helped locate serial killers who are stand users and enjoyed the rest of your life.

[@homowillis3405]

He didn’t raise a strong jojo. He left Josuke’s mother to raise Josuke himself. And Jotaro was raised by Holly and some other Japanese guy that cheated on Holly.

[@cyber8206]

@@homowillis3405 i mean by raise jotaro

[@cyber8206]

Well i mean yes but joseph helped

[@rithuuuuuuuuuu]

@@homowillis3405 jotaro was just an edgy teen joseph teached him about stands and stuff. Holly raised her son. Joseph raised a jojo

[@athyzkyh]

69 likes

[@azlan4269]

Girl : period Jojo fangirl : *BLOODY STREAM*

[@gaga-dl5mp]

Amuro stole Unicorn from Commander Y E S

[@wafflemenulol6971]

Lol

[@Whatif-61626]

*Burn up like a BLOODY STAR*

[@gamebond6248]

Stolen

[@dremey3152]

JoJo fangirls are the rariest kind of JoJo fans.. It's like they don't exist

[@van_8]

When your wallet got stolen and realise it's a JoJo reference

[@manojs3253]

So you're happy that you made a JoJo reference in real life,or sad that you wallet got stolen?

[@mariolamm9216]

epic

[@hiiragii]

who actually has a wallet these days though

[@avery-u1w]

@@hiiragii adults

[@swagmaster28]

"NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE"

[@metalcrimson199]

KZbin: deletes AniMelody AniMelody: BITES THE DUST

[@thiagorez2856]

HAHAHAHAHA NICE!

[@Magician.-.9]

BITESA DASTO

[@retroman2026]

KZbin: How are you not dead? _AniMelody:_ I have no idea!

[@statik1445]

You bastard I wouldn’t have gotten that a week ago

[@giogio9317]

Its A JoJo Reference(?

[@pradeoo3918]

The total length of this opening is 4:20. "There are no accidents." -Master Oogway

[@myarmsrgone]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[@vzee5788]

Giorno: I hate drugs

[@thanhluu7904]

See the number four? Mista maybe confused after seeing this

[@adimai7605]

don't forget there are 69 chapters of the original manga too!

[@enlightenedone1386]

Epic

[@angryboi595]

Death: *knocks on somebody's door* (Certain jojo character): *dies* Death: *knocks on Joseph door* Joseph: uno reverse card

[@horrifictions]

two times, in fact

[@ryuga475]

Joseph already run

[@arteysic4193]

Nigerundayooooo

[@bimofuture6366]

so the death is joseph

[@22y4dxuenze4]

Knock on Jotaro and Jolyne's doors

[@romusa10]

Stand user : Young Joseph Joestar Stand name : Asspull Overdrive Stand ability: let the user pulls out tommy gun outta nowhere, able to make mother earth his ally,and ability to look into the script,to yu~

[@vulnerablerummy]

let the user pulls out tommy gun outt-- --wait, the ffu-

[@robmau3059]

Until jotaro called it hermit purple

[@jaypab]

Jotaro: *So we have the same stand*

[@reddytoplay9188]

@@jaypab sorry but part 6

[@x..shane..x7754]

Damn, how’d you know? Now Straits knows about my stand.

[@morgue502]

Some dude who can create electricity with breathing teams up with a lady who can do that but better and a kid who can blow bubbles to defeat 3 very buff Aztec fitness gods and their army of blood-sucking warriors in a chariot duel for a fancy rock. Edit: Oh yeah there’s a cybernazi involved as well.

[@goatharvester2670]

Paula the Koala electricity from breathing 😂😂😂

[@13thephantom]

@Simulatorz New from Ninja Sex Party comes... GAY AZTEC CHARIOT RACING!

[@hirakchoudhury6939]

Don't forget the best Nazi in ZAWARUDO !!

[@madisonbrooks7537]

Yep, that about sums up the entirety of Part 2.

[@mpg01]

Yeah, that's basically Battle Tendency in a nutshell.

[@Stockapproval3882]

Like it or not not Joseph saved the entire town of moriah by cheating on his wife

[@onajideshou3345]

Ohohoho

[@WuchedKruPp]

Such an underrated comment

[@moshimoshithebossu27]

Ikr *moriah* is my favorite JoJo setting I'm so glad Joseph cheating saved *Moriah*

[@what827]

Moshi Moshi The Bossu 😐

[@Brand_0Rou]

@@moshimoshithebossu27 I like "moriah" too.

[@HitTheKidz]

“The mark of a friend’s voice” *CEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSAAAAAAAAAARRRR*

[@PedroCosta-sh7dz]

SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@I_Love_Molieres]

@Davíð Sveinn Hlynsson SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[@knolivato]

SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@josephujoostaa4462]

The "Mark"

[@sharingandeerman213]

Pls tell me why ceiling exists and why they fall on ppl

[@warwick802]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the international anthem.

[@exiled5713]

Tiger I wish

[@bryanwong9631]

Me too

[@m0ptz727]

Tsugi ni omae wa: I'm proud of this community! To Yu?

[@oooeee5556]

i approve this

[@Asmanedeah]

Even Johnny guy got up

[@sebastianlibunao1391]

When your therapist said take deep breaths and you accidentally learned hamon

[@egron4596]

Relatable

[@ID-su6cv]

@@egron4596 hol up

[@lincolnickler9354]

wait ive seen this comment before idk if its the original or not

[@SrJomba]

"All Joestar men die young, it's their family curse!" Joseph: What's a die?

[@fatimamobeen9004]

Lol

[@animecenas4k]

Lyrics Shijima no soko kara Mezameru sono hashira tachi toki wo koe Shinku no chishio ga tachiagaru yuuki wo hikiawaseru Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara Hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo Yami wo azamuite setsuna o kawashite Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo? hiraku Like a bloody storm Atsuku like a bloody stone Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna Nigirishimete Minagiru chikara ni Uchitsukeru kono akashi tomo no koe Nijinda itami to Ima ikinuku imi wo kawashinagara Omae no ishi ga yoake wo michibiku Mabayui hodo no kedaka-sa de Hikarisa su mukae shakunetsu no sora e Tamashii ga butsukari au tabiji e Kanashimi ni ura reta mirai o sukue Like a bloody soul Moyase like a bloody star Honou o saki-kaze o tachi sonosakihe Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu Susume nagare no naka Ky? mei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni Yami wo azamuite setsuna o kawashite Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai o hiraku Like a bloody storm Atsuku like a bloody stone Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna Nigirishimete

[@slurponaut]

You can also turn on Japanese captions if you want to sing along.

[@c.a.whodat]

*What it feels like to battle 3 super strong Aztec men that were encased in stone for thousands of years.*

[@thirdkidney2223]

*And beat all of them by asspulls and luck*

[@agentdash8999]

Third kidney That’s how you beat op assholes, it’s like the heart of the cards, the good will always win but I feel you’re understating Joseph’s genius like that slight of hand stuff was incredible especially in the chariot battle

[@shaksta4]

WAMUUU

[@joshuakim5240]

@@thirdkidney2223 More like cheating and being lucky. Joseph doesn't rely on asspulls; he relies and being the most hilariously unfair scheming protagonist to ever exist in anime.

[@osrea8924]

C. Who Dat there not really Aztecs, that’s were the first stone mask appeared in history and is kind of where everyone thought made them.. until battle tendency.

[@greyser6007]

Normal people: Period. Comedians: Grape Juice. Jojo: Bloody Stream.

[@oO0jojo0Oo]

n o

[@thepenguinwithagun7145]

hotel trivago

[@deadrevolver1505]

who the fuck calls it grape juice, what the fuck

[@kingkoop365]

More like cherry Juice

[@GamingwithRama]

@@kingkoop365 *Egypt flashbacks*

[@hokage15th]

*SPOILER WARNING* "I'll never forgive the Japanese!" *impregnates a Japanese woman*

[@nestalker117]

I glad someone mentioned that. Josuke is 4yo in SC so he cheated on Susie 5 years after his daughter moved to Japan. Isn't that wacky?

[@seemagandhi79]

Bruh mention spoiler alert 😂

[@gamer-on_urnan5429]

After all these years, he has finally forgiven the japanese

[@primeoctober]

@@nestalker117 Oh crap I thought he had Josuke after SC wow, so that whole part, he had a child he didn't know about lol

[@NeonBlueLight]

He was just signing a “peace treaty” with them.

[@pedroalbaladejomas4758]

Stand user: speedwagon Stand name: speedwagon Stand ability: die single

[@rotor7135]

manques gameplays yet he’s still the best character

[@unoriginalcontent8127]

Rotor71 HOW DOES HE DO IT

[@yonkers.2910]

This made me imagine Speedwagon shouting SPEEDWAGON and another speed wagon showing up behind him

[@MuhymenK]

he died single because no thots deserve a god-like person like him

[@heyyou9472]

F

[@exotic9417]

Me trying to sing the Japanese lyrics in the shower The demon I summoned: تمتص أصابع قدمي بشر احمق

[@ricebadger6927]

Ali, what the fuck

[@anqhor]

"my toes suck idiot humans"

[@Amrovalanche]

I'm Arab I didn't fucking understand what you typed

[@terrorist9168]

"Suck My Toes Stupid Human"

[@samugames0]

CHI SHIO GAAAAAA

[@alexzandermanriquez8846]

I took the time for you all. Shijima no soko kara Mezameru sono hashira tachi toki wo koe Shinku no chishio ga Tachiagaru yūki wo hikiawaseru Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara Hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku Like a Bloody Storm! Atsuku like a Bloody Stone! Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna Nigirishimete!!! Minagiru chikara ni Uchitsukeru kodō wa akashi tomo no koe Nijinda itami to Ima ikinuku imi wo kawashi nagara Omae no ishi ga yoake wo michibiku Mabayui hodo no kedakasa de Hikari sasu oka e shakunetsu no sora e Tamashī ga butsukariau tabiji e Kanashimi ni nurareta mirai wo sukue Like a Bloody Soul! Moyase Like a Bloody Star! Honō saki kaze wo tachi sono saki e Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu susume Nagare no naka...! Kyōmei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku Like a Bloody Storm! Atsuku like a Bloody Stone! Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna Nigirishimete!!!

[@wafflerafa]

you know you can put captions on right?

[@iamfatfatfatfat5446]

@@wafflerafa which one??

[@iamfatfatfatfat5446]

@@wafflerafa nevermind

[@crazypanda9870]

*LIKE A BLOODY STORM*

[@quezznorwuezznor4226]

SONO CHINO SADAME JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOO

[@xdarkmonster6047]

I swear Joseph has to be the most amusing,funny,smart,and lucky jojo

[@nootsuspicious]

I cried when Dwayne Johnson killed Ceaser. Rip Pastel Zeppeli

[@SavageSrijan]

That actually took me a minute to understand.

[@awesomesauceTN234]

Wait a second.. OOOOOOOHHHHHH

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

Dwayne Johnson best hamon user?

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@Noah Avshalom true lmao

[@tea-tea-t]

SHIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!

[@greatwhale6476]

Teacher: "Can anybody tell me who killed Caesar?" Girls: "Brutus!" Boys:

[@DD-kc6hg]

Whammu.

[@suyudana2479]

Whammuu

[@josephujoostaa4462]

Well Brutus is wrong. It was a shit ton of senators who killed him.

[@cheryl3012]

I'd reply with Wammu, not Brutus.

[@theguythatasked6400]

Big piece of stone

[@Antonio_psb]

Everyone: "giorno's theme is the best" Me, an intellectual:

[@littletimmy5780]

Only intellectuals are allowed

[@lazarlukic3861]

Well unfortunately for you, Bloody Stream isn't the theme of the main character, it's the opening, so yes, Giorno's *theme* really is the best

[@Antonio_psb]

@@lazarlukic3861 big brain time LoL

[@AbyssalBruh]

joseph’s theme is called overdrive and it’s rlly good even though you have to wait a minute for the music and the lyrics

[@justabraziliandragonborn3642]

@@lazarlukic3861 laughts in Jotaro's theme

[@ifyoufindanameinsertithere1746]

Me First time watching Jojo Part 2: Oh He bought A Bandage Like Ceaser's so they could Match Me after finishing Part 2: *Sob* SHIZAAAAAA

[@fourhundredeyes]

SHIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA nOooOOO

[@l3v420]

Lqjwkqkjs when he died I finally understood the part where he put the band on head and screamed 😭😭😭

[@jonathanjoestar6232]

That is my grandson! , Joseph

[@speedattack4211]

Yes

[@marioalberto4259]

are u star platinum

[@superverylongnametoolongye2386]

Lmao how does it feel to be the fastest JoJo to die

[@jonathanjoestar6232]

@@superverylongnametoolongye2386 not a fan

[@Jaime-cq6bn]

@@jonathanjoestar6232 Dont feel bad, johnny died fast too

[@cloudcat436]

Anything: *Happens* Joseph: OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD

[@supers5788]

I need life 😂😂😂 but that’s the old Joseph

[@airfryerenthusiast1675]

I need life HOOOOORY SHIIIIIIIT

[@kiloklavdi1185]

*SUNOVABEACH!*

[@GodsRemote]

NICE

[@naranciaghirga1809]

No no it’s *“OOOOOO MAIIIIIIII GAAAAAAAD”*

[@tommyjaeger9526]

For people who don’t think Joseph was that good of a Jojo, he literally sent the ULTIMATE BEING into outer space for all of eternity 🤷‍♂️

[@josephuuqt]

Love him or hate him Master Chief is spitting straight facts

[@milfhunterkakyoin8784]

*Tbh I don’t think kars was that strong*

[@tommyjaeger9526]

naasir batts you literally can’t kill him

[@milfhunterkakyoin8784]

Master Chief *Immortality*

[@oxymrn7038]

@@milfhunterkakyoin8784 Immortality, Can Create Life, Has Hamon on steroids, Is A Vampire....on steroids, the list goes on.....

[@winterchill365]

Never knew the old man would be this better in his early days.

[@josephjoestar2645]

HEY! Who is old here? You little punk!

[@jolynekujo8048]

@Jotaro kujo SHUT UP! BITCH!

[@8bitraee]

These comments are fucking great

[@winterchill365]

@@jolynekujo8048 Yare yare thats why I always think of having koichi as a son rather than you.

[@jolynekujo8048]

@@winterchill365 YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER! 😭

[@lufo88ita]

Your next line is: "Joseph is the best Jojo"

[@luxeternity]

"Joseph is the best JoJo " "Ackkkk ...nani !!?"

[@arstollendi5673]

Your next line is: "You ruined the chain, you moron" TOYO

[@lordbreadtheiii847]

@@arstollendi5673 no

[@hylianpotato5683]

Joseph is best JoJo *NANI*

[@phtn_lord]

Joseph is the best Jojo *GASP* * Fucking dies *

[@Bearb3r]

Dio: *Stop time* Also dio : see joseph not stopping and saying N I & E R U N D A Y O

[@Bearb3r]

When avdol is there

[@LeThink]

where is the g

[@lumiplanx]

@@LeThink think about it.

[@inkymey]

I dunno why you censored it, it's technically a normal japanese word

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

i dont think nigerundayo need a censo just because of the suposdelly N wor into it. Its a japanese word after all not something that the Araki created

[@reallazyartist1904]

Diarrhea edit: 6k likes because of diarrhea 💀

[@reallazyartist1904]

@Biscoo oof im so sorry😢

[@Naruto-vd5ke]

@Biscoo why did you open this video then

[@chr1spy]

I’m pretty sure he lives until the end of part 6.

[@Goblinhandler]

chrispy nah he’s still alive

[@abdurahmanarstanaliev9970]

Spoiler

[@khyberxx7168]

When you are wearing a prosthetic hand, but then you realize it's a JoJo reference

[@saydaridwana7260]

People Who are Sad that they use Prosthetic hands After Realising its a jojo Reference:

[@grassclass3315]

So let me get this straight He’s a Hamon user A stand user Fought 3 ancient piller men with just Hamon And killed a literally perfect life form god That was said to be unkillable Basically can tell the future Could tell you your fate He Died TWICE Survived 4 entire parts or even longer Came to his own funeral Became half vampire Is half Joestar half Brando Has a secret technique A last resort that Became a family technique That has worked LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE Him or any other Joestar has used it Befriended a nazi Survived world war 2 as an American Lived through the Great Depression Can bring a Tommy gun out of his ass Liked to peep on his mother in the bath Edit-Thanks for Ha you thought there would be a thank you edit but It was I kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKm2kpSAjrl-hLs

[@IPIRIX]

@Hayden Rose from this long comment the answer is just... *YES*

[@Oda_1582]

wait why is Jospeh half brando ?

[@jbnietes3192]

He Survived 5 parts i think

[@crackplatinum1783]

@@Oda_1582 well at the end of Stardust Crusaders, Jotaro told the doctors to transfuse DIO's blood to Joseph's body

[@Oda_1582]

@@crackplatinum1783 oh well we can kind of say he's half brando indeed, i just made it to part 2 for now, i'm watching with a friendo so it takes more time

[@NotCornette]

EPISODE 5 Me: oh a new zeppeli what kind of Hamon does he use Ceaser: my Hamon is bubbles me: oh bubbles episode 20 me: bubbles for life

[@leafio4190]

TheFrost King rip

[@sturmGnD]

SHIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA

[@suff__]

SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA

[@recruitlegionary5552]

SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@hyperwatch721]

*SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@leggomyeggo5773]

Jonathan: I WILL KILL YOU DIO EVEN IF IT KILLS ME! Jotaro: I hate you, I don't like you, i'mma kill you Josuke: I shall not let you hurt the people I love! I will protect everybody! Giorno: I just don't like drugs Joseph: hold on guys, I got a plan _Joseph Joestar has left the game_ edit: I accidentally called Jonathan Joseph and I'm surprised nobody called me out on it

[@janssajass]

NINGERUNDAYOOOOOO

[@jovan5253]

SMOKEY

[@gggdvjffvhgjtvbdvvg5058]

Niiiiiiiiiiice

[@ID-su6cv]

69 likes Niiiiiiice nvm its 400 now

[@猫ですベネットは]

Oh hello John Johnson I have the best Nickname For you Can I call you JOJO?

[@acanofbeans7381]

Ah yes the man who cheated death and then on his wife

[@l3v420]

Bruh I was so lost at that moment XD

[@parthsingh8347]

He’s a cheater! For death and his own wife

[@zefiroth2678]

Hahahah

[@dree_ei]

And then he raised the most badass jojo

[@Zephreyer]

Well I wouldn’t say he cheated on his wife...I have reasoning

[@mhaughton821]

[Verse 1] Shijima no soko kara Mezameru sono hashiratachi toki wo koe Shinku no chishio ga tachiagaru yuuki wo Hikiawaseru [Pre-Chorus 1] Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara Hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo [Chorus 1] Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku Like a bloody storm, atsuku like a bloody stone Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna nigirishimete [Brass Solo] [Verse 2] Minagiru chikara ni uchitsukeru kodou wa akashi tomo no koe Nijinda itami to ima ikinuku imi wo kawashi nagara [Pre-Chorus 2] Omae no ishi ga yoake wo michibiku Mabayui hodo no kedakasa de [Chorus 2] Hikari sasu oka e shakunetsu no sora e Tamashii ga butsukariau tabiji e Kanashimi ni nurareta mirai wo sukue Like a bloody soul, moyase like a bloody star Honou saki kaze wo tachi sono saki e Osorezu ni nani mo tamerawazu susume nagare no naka [Bridge] Kyoumei suru unmei no hamon kokoro ni [Chorus 1] Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku Like a bloody storm, atsuku like a bloody stone Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna nigirishimete

[@satriac6319]

Thanks pal

[@ahmadsyhm3688]

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we needed

[@ahmadsyhm3688]

@Night Knight yep you right :)

[@acruelspider3939]

69 likes... NIIIIICE

[@ahmadsyhm3688]

@@acruelspider3939 not anymore [evil laughter]

[@cravecave4183]

Okay, so theres this part in the lyrics where it says "The mark of a friends voice" for those who dont remember mark he was a german soldier and a friend of caesar (both shall rest in peace)

[@ramadalvin623]

Tall hat guy: am i JoJoke to you?

[@florianw116]

@randomly weird ideas The only reason why a minor character talks about his future is if he gets totally murdered by the villain very soon.

[@cravecave4183]

Wew

[@mj_games7542]

My Neighbors: Having a peaceful sleep Me and the boys at 4 am:

[@samugames0]

but then the three of them came here and they were...

[@vic.6358]

The song was so good they even invited the police

[@ricardothebestpillarman6509]

@@vic.6358 And only 3 muscle police come.....

[@vic.6358]

Rip caesar 😢

[@joe-pg1ck]

Straizo: *raises and looks after josephs mother for many years* Jospeh when he meets straizo: *wanna see what i have in my coat?*

[@thatoneguy1553]

Pulls out hermit purple tommy gun infused with hamon

[@Saramin2000]

Dad: turn that thing down Me: your next line will be "we have bigger speakers downstairs" Dad: we have bigger speakers dow- *NANI!?!?!*

[@alimax2795]

XD

[@teamdev8438]

is this a jojo reference?

[@Saramin2000]

@@teamdev8438 always has been

[@teamdev8438]

*gunshot*

[@aurora_xx6736]

Haha

[@lolguyone2749]

Fact. joseph joestar was so badass that they made funerals into a real thing

[@FrostyFrostisen]

Normal people: periods Jojo fans: BLOODY STEAM

[@hersif]

French People (like me): Rules (règles in French)

[@Viharamahadevi111]

Me

[@markitom3590]

This is copied from the original bloody stream

[@FrostyFrostisen]

Marcos Otaku I’m the same guy

[@FrostyFrostisen]

Marcos Otaku after the Og bloody stream was removed I reposted this comment on 2 places. This one and the one with the sfx

[@ThogasTheTankEngine5666]

joseph joestar is a literal god in the whole jojo series why??? -he showed up in 3 parts -make an affair and never get suspected -raised up the edgy and badass jotaro -flinged a ultimate life from which is invincible to space -can run away so fast -has both stand and hamon -literally showed up in his own funeral -he sees his mom *naked* -a literal ally to nazis joseph joestar never dies

[@looopsthejanitor5788]

Best jojo

[@abdulhaleemdomado3132]

-also has a company help called 'speedwagon foundation' , its ability is to give any help to the joestars

[@BiggusWeeabus]

Jonathan uses Hamon Jotaro uses a Stand Now, how much of a badass you need to be to get both?

[@AbyssalBruh]

remember that he was also the first person to go to space because of the rock from the volcano

[@psintek1908]

Jonathan has a stand too, it is that hermit purple thing that Dio had

[@AbyssalBruh]

i think every hamon master has a stand that’s like hermit purple but the ones that we’ve seen didn’t awaken it

[@farizr.batarai8271]

Just say nigerundayo

[@dhan9602]

@@farizr.batarai8271 n i g e r u n d a y o

[@demonninjabear8140]

Funny how this is uploaded on the same day i ordered a joseph figure...

[@pika4790]

Link to Joseph figure

[@demonninjabear8140]

@@pika4790 www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-045839

[@DanBruhMoment]

So, did it arrive?

[@spooky-nz9vj]

Did it??

[@kyloend6514]

coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@sorrisocdo2759]

The feeling when you are an american warhero from a nobel english family, who fights along with a german nazi cyborg-soldier in order to defeat the bodybuilder aztec vampires in an ancient roman race by using egyption magic.

[@drstryker2433]

How tf is your comment edited, and yet you still spell like a 5 year old?

[@inkymey]

Truly Mr.Worldwide