The Baddest Boys on Reddit

[@juno3281]

i want one of those dad signs but instead of things they’d do to their daughters bf, it just has vague ominous threats. “i am everywhere” is a very good start.

[@ica5115]

"always check under your bed before you sleep" "dont forget to lock your doors"

[@BeepBoop14]

Stealing this for my house, I’m literally going to Ross right now

[@LuminaryoftheGarden]

“Don’t look behind you”

[@SeinIshamiado]

😭😭😭😭 what is this, taken

[@Beaniie.Weeniie]

@@SeinIshamiado 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@smartcakes303]

That 2nd sign saying whatever you do to his daughter, he'll do to you.. That's pretty kinky daddy-in law 😏

[@Noxinq]

OH NO BRO

[@insomniaddict6510]

Fuck I'm Dying 😂 shit

[@NoxDolore]

PFFFFF

[@cycymaca]

"He'll do to you." Very poor choice of words🤣

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

'And I said, "promise?" '

[@Macky2Tacky]

Love how almost all alpha males always have it in there name or bio. As if to warn us "Get ready for some misogyny, toxic masculinity and homophobia!"

[@vogelvrouw]

Its so nice of them

[@Google_remote]

i love thinking that alpha males are pro trans

[@Macky2Tacky]

@@Google_remote Just imagine them saying: "Women are always a problem! So don't call trans men women, that is an insult 😡😡😡😡 they are trying to be epic alpha bro's like us as they should 😎💪💪💯💯 #Alphamindset"

[@Google_remote]

@@Macky2Tacky LMAO

[@stormysideup2185]

@@Macky2Tacky love that for them we love supporting trans men 💀

[@bean3550]

You're right, "if you have a problem with my face, take it up with god" is honestly a power move

[@danielleverdant1100]

Just tested positive for covid after 3 years of dodging that shit. I will 1000% hire that guy to stand at my door and protect me with his guns

[@khazermashkes2316]

I hope you feel better soon!

[@thebusinesswoman23]

Feel better soon! Take time for yourself. Drink lots of water and rest as much as you can! ❤

[@bojii2939]

i’m in the same boat, i hope you feel better soon!

[@JustJuliOwl]

same

[@Aldersnap]

Ugh I caught one of the new variants a few months ago, hope you recover speedily :]

[@amberwilder8005]

"Ammo Tupperware" is my new favorite thing I've ever heard 🤣

[@twiggledowntown3564]

I misread this as Amber Tupperware.

[@ddjsoyenby]

perfection

[@ashleykrolikowski5427]

i see it as more of a bullet lunchbox

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@twiggledowntown3564 She's very niche 😂

[@headlessempress1816]

Rules for Dating my Daughter (honest edition) 1. I cannot emotionally accept how little control I exercise over this situation. 2. I have a disordered psycho-sexual relationship to my child, rooted in my own long harbored insecurities. 3. This manifests in socially inappropriate ways. 4. One of those ways may be making ostensibly sarcastic threats of physical harm toward my child's love interests. (Copied from a friend's accurate breakdown of these crazy people. Don't be like this!)

[@SpiderLegs666]

Number 2 made me scream-laugh 😂 Because they don't wanna admit it, but it is so true..

[@rainbowdiamond9944]

Id replace two with suppressed homosexual feelings.

[@Moey_idk]

I just noticed that the intro said “pear of mounts” and I love it so much. Merry sinmas, and happy holisins to you.

[@beatrizotaviano9866]

Well, this joke I don't get.....could you please explain? 😂

[@twiggledowntown3564]

I didn't even notice it was supposed to be a pun on Paramount.

[@twiggledowntown3564]

Thanks for pointing out!

[@m0ppp]

@@beatrizotaviano9866pear of mounts instead of Paramount :)

[@chasepierce4806]

Did you just say…. Happy HOLIDAYS 😟😟😟😟😟😊

[@resuarez23]

"it has guns" "so basically its a pregnancy announcement" WHAT

[@fionafox420]

I’m a graphic designer, and I have made some questionable merch. I purposefully make it look hideous, and they eat it up!! I’m like: “have fun wearing your ugly as home made sin shirt”

[@nicoledorman8484]

Doing the "creator of all's" work

[@fionafox420]

@@nicoledorman8484 indeed bestie

[@thekameru6058]

I... I am sorry. I hope they just paid you fabulously.

[@nowherels64]

Well now I'm terrified. Who knew there were so many certified badasses out there!? 😰

[@FoxGameCZ]

Yeah, I am now afraid to go outside of fear of running into one of these guys

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@FoxGameCZ Oh look, that's me 😂

[@Nerobyrne]

MOST OF THE TIME WE HANGING OUT IN THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE, BUT IT'S DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE!

[@sandrols7]

Surely not me, not since LonerBox made his video on "Hard Men!!!"

[@Shad0w5carab]

@Nerobyrne Mr Torgue is the true gigachad

[@Areyouafraidofthedarkkuk]

Couldn't love her accent more

[@YoursTrulySonikku]

It makes me feel safe , it's very inviting lmao. Like!! Your friendly aunt or older sister.

[@m0ppp]

I know! It’s very charming!

[@anterrobang9298]

as a linguist i approve þis message

[@mysticani1691]

the way she says "called" gives me life

[@acat674]

She has an accent? I don’t hear it

[@believer773]

I'd be more scared of running into fierce Annamarie in an alley than any of these tuff guys, keep on rocking

[@carlavandermeer9732]

I have seen endless signs, t-shirts and warnings about dating some creepy dad's daughter but I've never seen one about dating sons. Do they not care if they date women who turn out toxic or dangerous? The whole dads gate keeping their daughter's sex lives needs to stop. It's gross.

[@Callimo]

Oh noooo, that's when mama swoops in and starts cawcawwing about how no "floozy" will ever be good enough for her baby boy. Y'know the usually emotional incestuous shit🤣

[@kkhagen2170]

The ones for mother son are very creepy. It’s like the moms are actually attracted to their sons. So the opposite problem but still weird and still misogynistic

[@peculiarpossum7149]

Honestly, its because they consider a romantic relationship a man owning a woman. They dont care about their boys, because they consider their sons people and not their property.

[@BigBird64]

Annamarie looks like someone who would give really good hugs.

[@squeemdweem]

Omg totally!

[@allisonavery7273]

I agree

[@MKSpeakz]

And a super nice English teacher

[@NoxDolore]

The head of the English department that's super bubbly and you can always come to for advice

[@BiggestAetherHater]

IKR???

[@MostDefinitelyNotRosie]

"How are you?" *Slugs you in the face* "None of your business 😤"

[@talia7027]

Some of these bad boys got me shaking in my boots

[@Noxinq]

Gonna cause an earthquake in my business boots from the true fear

[@solosynapse]

"No man of woman born can kill me" might be a good addition. Also "I am inevitable."

[@Dither87]

I'm glad I didn't choose something vulgar when I made my pregnancy announcement. When I was looking for something cute on Etsy, I saw quite a few cringey "shooting blanks" and such. I went with a cute Hocus Pocus theme and it said the famous quote, "Winnie, I smell a child!". It's really not that hard to make it tasteful people.

[@FeministCatLadySpinster]

The odds are high that those who are wishing for war would quickly change their mind if their wish came true.... shame they can't realize that war is no joke without experiencing it. :/

[@tortilla7561]

they imagine themselves epically 😎 destroying the other army like that doom image of the demons in a pile.

[@solosynapse]

Ten bucks says the guy who posted that is either newly enlisted (and violating the US military's policy about what you can post in uniform/as a representative of the military), or is a wannabe that's larping as an actual soldier (aka stolen valor).

[@decayingfairy3996]

“On the worse day of Sinmas, Annamarie gave me: An incel on their PC!”

[@noemie13x]

these 12 days of christmas are the best i swear i cant get enough of you girl!!!

[@Noxinq]

Same!! I love listening to her when I do puzzles or eat, because her voice is just so calming no matter the tone!

[@Cristina-Ortiz]

That baby announcement tho I can't 😂 All of these really are the embodiment of r/iamverybadass. I like visiting that subreddit to feel better about myself. Thank you for your service, Annamarie 🙏

[@kayeokay7269]

Move aside G.O.A.T. I'm here for that C.O.A.T. (Creator Of All Things).

[@h0pesheart]

I'm only ever going to refer to my partner's ammo box as "ammo tupperware" now, thank you so much for this ammunition Annamarie😏

[@JoeNoshow27]

I once didn't tip my Skip driver. Ever since I've been radiating with so much badass energy that a gorilla at the zoo nodded at me in respect.

[@mads2497]

im loving these 12 days of sinmas honestlyyyy. been struggling with v bad seasonal depression rn and these vids have become something to look forward to in my day! keep it up queen!!!

[@anewworldcomics6587]

“I’m American, but not like- THAT american” Love it.

[@brookearnold3690]

"👹don't ever touch my daughter or else!" *10 years later* "🤔where's my grand babies? Time's ticking!! 🤨"

[@johnb8940]

I used to think these kinds of jokes were funny as hell until I had a daughter of my own and started thinking, "I want her to be happy and be in a healthy relationship. This sh!t won't do that."

[@zerothefox9027]

I love how her accent randomly comes out in full swing, it's so great

[@snoop4472]

8:33 is a very elaborate way of coming out as a furry

[@imapotato8649]

The worst r/iamaverybadass tier merch I’ve ever seen in the wild was a dude wearing a shirt that said “My rights don’t end where your feelings begin” with the don’t tread on me snake

[@solosynapse]

Wait until that idiot finds out how rights actually work Or has that turned around on him by a pro-choice feminist, non-Christian, woman, LGBTQ person, or POC.

[@ivy7417]

I want to see this quote but with an leftist theme because conservatives are such pissbabies that this quote would more aptly apply to them than a leftist.

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

what is that even supposed to represent lol it sounds like they crammed culture war buzzwords into a water balloon and chucked it at a shirt

[@hyperactive_atlas]

I literally just finished catching up on Sinmas. Perfect timing

[@Happy0six]

Who let this go to print Bold of you to assume he didn’t print it himself

[@Shindai]

Badassery is like coolness, if you have to tell people you're it, you're probably just cringe

[@ozzyozburned]

Fun fact! The "youre disrespecting a future Army soldier" kid became a Marine (im a med-sep from the USMC so mad respect to him) but that vine was gold.

[@cassidyrose8965]

I agree that the daughter that applies to, her parents ARE ‘praying on her downfall’ I can confirm that , I’ve been with my bf for 10 yrs and they still threaten to hurt him/ want me to leave him

[@Ka1G0nnaD13]

2:36 I remember when my sister had her first boyfriend, I sent him an image with those exact sayings on it. It was supposed to be somewhat of a joke, but me and my other sister already didn't like him (he made fun of me for being trans). Not sure what my end goal was though, because yes, he was a total pos and I wasn't about to waste my breath on him.

[@nikolasperez7745]

I remember seeing that "rules for dating my daughter" shirt in the mall once

[@hildahilda1823]

“Ammo Tupperware” is my favorite new phrase

[@louisriesberg1920]

Dudette, you crack me up! I'm not your target audience, hetero, white, bluecollar male in the Midwest, but you spit straight fire!

[@Keish03]

Im enjoying this series so much. Thanks for brightening up my day while I battle seasonal dep. You are hilarious

[@fighttheevilrobots3417]

The way you pronounce "call" like "cauwl" and "talking" like " tauwlking" makes me feel all warm and cozy.

[@rachel5399]

I know you've had your intro, with the fan, for a hot minute, and I've been watching for almost a year so I've seen it a lot, but I just wanted to say that it's truly the best on the platform. It's such an idiosyncratic addition that is creative and telling for what comedy/sarcasm is coming our way as an audience consuming the content. The "how are ya?" is so nonchalant and more engaging than just a "what's up," or a "hi *insert nickname for subs." It's the little things that add to the viewing experience and solidifies creators. Bravo.

[@Aldersnap]

I love how your videos are genuinely funny and yet they actually give good advice to people who wouldn’t be on board with the subject of the video. It’s honestly really enjoyable to watch. ❤❤❤

[@xe.xx-8943]

“Whatever you do to her; I’ll do to you” I- wdym by that?? Everything?? 🤨

[@beansoup5792]

I feel honoured to be here so early, you truly have given us the best gift, your presence

[@Cristina-Ortiz]

AnnaMarie's presence is indeed the ultimate present

[@mariaretherford1573]

Yes, please do a part two!! I had so much fun watching this video, I lost track of how many times I laughed out loud! That was great lol!

[@Devyn89]

Ok but as a bi guy the dad doing to me what I do to his daughter sounds fun 😂

[@ivy7417]

💀

[@UnknownMercy6]

💀

[@Shaytan.666]

>:3

[@Loubaloo31]

No same. I love DILFs!

[@s_h_o_o_b_y]

i’m gonna make my own his and her “expecting” shirts but his will say “i pulled out but idk” and hers will just say “fuck”

[@cl8wnm5n]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Abbieskz0325]

ohhh they would eat that up

[@forestbays652]

eating egg rolls while watching this video aka CONSUMING THE LIFE FORCE OF BEASTS WHO I AM ABOVE OF, PROVING MY STRENGTH WHILE ENJOYING FINE ENTERTAINMENT TO EDUCATE ME

[@PokhrajRoy.]

To balance this barrage of badassery, we need a dip into the LGBallT Subreddit.

[@TheHitsubasa]

“Have they tried shooting COVID with a gun?”

[@transnaruto7670]

I just finished the previous sinmas video and immediately this one posted, best surprise ☺️

[@manderly33]

This pairs very well with the Jubilee video. Like a cheap red and pizza.

[@hoofyrider]

Holy crap, my husband was in the military so now I simply HAVE to refer to ammo boxes as ammo Tupperware. I'm trying to wind down and go to sleep, but thst phrase had me laughing so hard. Best present ever.

[@DiMagnolia]

I’m sorry but “in academic terms, the parents are praying on her downfall” caught me so off guard I started laughing so hard I tripped and almost fell

[@ddjsoyenby]

these people all scream "i never stood up to my bullies in high school and i now have serious unresolved issues", and oh boy nick adams my favorite :D

[@SpineBones]

The best part is that the bumper sticker in the first one looks like it's in comic sans

[@tgkthebawse]

Don't be a nice guy or a bad boy, be a good man Kings.

[@spootjohnson4872]

“Ammo tupperware” was not a phrase i was expecting to hear today yet here i am

[@neondemons]

HEY! It’s not easy being an alpha! 😡 My omega left me for some ugly, weak beta and he’s pregnant with my beautiful alpha child. Now I have to pay child support, which I have the money for because I’m such a successful alpha man (obviously). 😤 But it’s not easy, being hot, fertile, tall, strong and absolutely perfect.

[@bigbadjimmysweet]

"The creator of all things..." (Read: "I have a square jaw, so I basically know how Job must have felt.")

[@lilacfruitz]

That "see me in the streets" thing actually became a copy pasta. It also got switched around a bit. Like there's an "old timey" version ect

[@jaydarling5848]

at 10:18 the name "dust sans" is a reference to an undertale au where the character sans goes insane and kills everyone, so i'm really hoping this is some sort of roleplay or smth

[@pbj906]

“ammo tupperware” absolutely sent me 💀

[@arsonanarchybunny5541]

"Whatever you do to her, I will do to you." 😳😳 Idk man that's kinda sUs. 💅🏻✨❤️❤️

[@cl8wnm5n]

Daddy Skittles was ejected

[@mztweety1374]

These are the types of men who end up going on shooting sprees because they’d rather die in a blaze of glory than talk about their anger issues with a professional. I should know I’ve seen enough Plant and post office shootings

[@edencorvus]

Oh my god 😂 ammo Tupperware got me 😂❤ god bless you

[@DrPigeon42]

"Ammo Tupperware" Girl I love you😂

[@roboy-u6v]

Just discovered you a few days ago and lets just say ive been way less productive since then. #great-content

[@alainadunaway8954]

The bumper sticker..... the quote is so much cooler in context..... I love Boondock Saints too, but holy cow

[@rowan7566]

This was posted 17 seconds ago, wow. I’ve never been this early✨ love all your vids✨😌💅

[@swiftcastholy9034]

"Ammo tupperware" is just fucking iconic

[@YoursTrulySonikku]

8:35 I hate how alpha males and people with similar mindsets uses wolves. They ain't like that at all...wolves don't event have alphas or omegas!! They're families with the mom and dad in charge. Also I'm a wolf furry and I don't crave war , I crave ice cream and Shadow the hedgehog. Just so much Shadow , I collect merchandise of him like a creature collects gemstones. Did I mention I like Shadow? Idc bro I'm just a silly gay wolf with hearts on his ears that's all :p

[@MariaTex3]

Okay, but "Men hide [their] feelings because it's none of your f*cking business" is actually stupidly funny

[@devilsadvocate3892]

“ammo Tupperware” had me cackling for no reason 😂. I’m forever calling ammo boxes that 😂😂😂

[@lordskeletor481]

patrick bateman: I do have a bit of mudering problems here tbh if I am being bullied or even getting annoyed by someone

[@Kohana07]

I love the water gun censorship, I would have made it something girly for kicks but I understand trying to use something the same shape.

[@SimplyAnExistence]

The shirt at 9:33 would be hilarious to wear ironically, especially as a gay guy

[@michenry8]

I love when a glimpse of your accent peeks out 🥰

[@keojiabrown6807]

You really have been popping these videos out

[@Cutiethestuffedmonkey]

I’m so confused at the moment. Didn’t she post today already? Do we get 2?!?!?!?

[@pinkpunther]

That's the real gift

[@royinvidia]

I think its because she might be busier on Christmas eve/Christmas so she is getting them all out now. But idk for sure though

[@maybe.yellow]

#7 (which she uploaded earlier today) got posted late, it was supposed to be posted yesterday. So she posted the late one + today's so that we're all caught up :)

[@Cutiethestuffedmonkey]

@@maybe.yellow ahhhhhhhhh that makes sense! Thanks!

[@joshuamfischer]

I love that I found your videos!! You are hilarious and amazing! And I’m very sorry to probably be the billionth person to ask, but… where is your lovely accent from?? I’m from NJ and I think it’s more Long Island, but I could be wrong. Love the content. Subscribed. Keep up the awesomeness!!!

[@mrsnobody2637]

I love these men, they make me grateful for people other genders so much

[@ivy7417]

They make me resent my heterosexuality

[@pseudodidact3956]

Ah, yes! The mighty beasts of the earth: cows, chickens, pigs, deer, lobster… Huh, not so mighty when you list them all out.

[@ChanningRyan]

2:19 oh my gosh my dad got that sign for Christmas ages ago. Fortunately it just sits rolled up in the basement never to see the light of day.

[@radiostatic]

Legitimately nervous about that Snapchat wolf boy.

[@YoursTrulySonikku]

2:52 WRONG making jokes about homophobes , racists , ableists , misogynists , and people who make hating cats a personality traits is ALWAYS correct ESPECIALLY when they aren't laughing.

[@saturngirl3748]

Yeah they think the worst thing that can happen to a woman is that were left alone with a cat but its not exactly an insult because some cats are adorable, there a sign of wealth because the Egyptians had them and they love women oddly enough there attached to us and the Maine Coons are magnificent because you can paint them. There's actually this guy on you tube that shows off his cat and they both have the same face. Lol so no woman is ever going to see this as a bad thing to leave her alone with a house and a cat that's my end goal actually because cats are silent and who wouldnt want a house to themselves?

[@YoursTrulySonikku]

@@saturngirl3748 I'm single with two cats of my own!! Some cats are silent but some cats are also very talkative. Just like people , it depends on the type of cat! People who hate cats are walking red flags , from personal experience and for observation. Never trust someone who hates cats.

[@solosynapse]

@@YoursTrulySonikku Agreed. Anyone who hates cats is usually either a psychopath or has control issues, in my experience.

[@tcort]

I was so scared I puked. It was so voluminous that it activated my mouse button and clicked like.

[@squidmom3162]

My brain at the intro: “on the 8th day of Sinmas, LGBT gave to me: yet another video from Annamarie”

[@stellarae8257]

Not someone trying to come across as strong and masculine when they’re literally using comic sans lmaooo

[@BigJimbo2215]

Treat her like a princess not a conquest is a sign to have on your sons door😭😂

[@strxwbxrry_420]

Im high and didnt realize she said she was photoshopping guns and thought all the emojis were real squirt guns. I was really confused as to why they all looked the same and exactly like the emoji squirt gun too, didnt question it too much though

[@meggert2360]

Glad he told us he's a wolf - I thought it was the family dog and the guy was doing a joke post.

[@amiri957]

10:14 this seems like someone who is roleplaying as dust sans (bc of the name), its an alternate version of sans from undertale and im pretty sure hes a murderer so yeah

[@sunnyspectre]

most insane 'tough guy' bumper sticker ive seen was "Live. Laugh. Love. If that doesn't work, Load. Aim. Fire." with a gun decal. yikes

[@msnogueres]

Annamarie,im sorry,i didn't used to think you were funny but you have improved your comedic timing,jokes and commentary! So now,i looooveee iiiiit

[@markgrey5360]

This video was hilarious tbh. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 Declaring yourself a badass or an alpha male or both, is declaring one thing only - you are neither of these things, you are just obviously very insecure but at least you are making the people of the internet laugh.

[@elofe384]

Me: an english teacher in Italy being a pain in the ass with the irregular superlatives. Annemarie, a random mothertongue: