Anon's Wallet Plan - A Greentext Story

[@EdKolis]

"Dude, I got so bent last night, apparently I went to Europe and didn't even remember the trip!"

[@JackieJKENVtuber]

>be me >European >travelling in the US >lose wallet >this guy finds it >get richer in my own currency >mfw no conversion tax Thanks anon

[@elescurridizo4066]

Chaotic neutral

[@t.estable3856]

Neutral Good IMO, Chaotic Neutral wouldn't feel a compulsion to return the wallet. They'd probably just pile all the wallets together somewhere.

[@lifeking1259]

@@t.estable3856 sounds like chaotic good to me, neutral good wouldn't have switched the money

[@t.estable3856]

@@lifeking1259 Chaotic Good would have given the money to a homeless person.

[@nomadben]

I love the philosophical discussion about this lol

[@lifeking1259]

@@t.estable3856 I mean, that certainly is something chaotic good might do, but giving the wallet back but with different currencies in them is still very much chaotic good

[@genialdragon4843]

This guy must be an absolute blessing for a coin collector

[@the-thane]

Remember, anons, you can buy currency from your bank at any time, so you don't need to worry about running out of foreign currency!

[@JustAnotherPilgrim]

Wasn't expecting to hear something from the Tomba ost today but here we are

[@flithbrin]

Chaotic good anon.

[@lilium-orchid]

the assumption that people who drop their wallets will do it again

[@kewoshk]

If they’re drunk enough they might do it again I suppose

[@James-ej7wz]

The beep

[@zero-dv5cv]

i wonder if OP realizes that he's stealing their legal tender and replacing it with money that they have to pay a conversion tax to make useable

[@ezethealconswell]

It’s called the finders fee.

[@God_Father_of_Jesus]

@@ezethealconswellthe feds call it theft

[@fintanbochra]

I wonder if you realize that 90% of these green texts and r/AmITheAhole posts are just fake engagement bait, and most of them are probably just two middle schoolers in an overcoat…

[@virplexer1428]

I think that’s the point.

[@edgarf3152]

Wouldn't be a lesson otherwise.

[@benediktkico1356]

[@omgman5745]

I'll use the dollars as toilet paper before returning it but that works as well.