Anon Wants To Bone Celestia (Fanfic Reading - Anon/Saucy/Comedy MLP)

[@matthewgerhart1231]

u have no idea how hard it was to not laugh my ass off out loud while listening to this at work

[@eroschampion7567]

Why are you listening to this at work?

[@ZamierNarkiss]

dude I feel ya I had to be glad I was wearing a mask while hearing this overnight at work as I had to really bite my lip to not laugh out loud at this cringe and comedy

[@Aoopah_on_Anon]

saame

[@fablecaster1643]

Ah, we're dealing with more of a Molestia rather than Celestia in this one xD

[@RecDud3]

Molestia got me like: 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@WingsOfFireAgain]

I facepalmed so hard after he said the things in the throneroom and then said all the stuff about accepting and I was like "holy fuck... HOW IN THE HELL DID THAT WORK?!?!

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

Who let the Lust-Demon out of his prison host again?

[@milesgwatidzo3117]

Me sorry

[@agent8701]

Idk

[@Bionicmoon777]

It was I DIO!!

[@THE-690]

Slanesshy .f.u.c.k.e.r.y.

[@lornperkins4270]

Oh my goodness ANONYMOUS IS DA MAN. I SWEAR HE IS

[@blackboss5593]

I’m sorry but who doesn’t wanna piece of that beautiful gigantic voluptuous fluffy white alabaster cake of a flank celestia got I apologize for nothing

[@lornperkins4270]

DAMN RIGHT...SHE GOT FLANK FOR DAYS..MMM..HMMM

[@icecreamcake5329]

I wish I could deny it, but it’s true!

[@Ahoyendahl]

Ik this was 3. yers ago but ayoooooooooooooo

[@StJimmy-nc2cg]

@@Ahoyendahl cant lie they real as fuck for that though

[@Ahoyendahl]

@@StJimmy-nc2cg ye you right but still ayo

[@HalconSkyse]

This is hilarious, I'm trying to hold in so much laughter while listening to this at work. Thank you for delivering this blunt comedy so well ^^

[@whimmmmy]

I've probably listened to about 30 hours of your readings while I'm at work, good stuff.

[@wolfsmith7285]

Voice acting is amazing, and so is the story 🙌🏼💯👁️👄👁️

[@Darkredprince4703]

I think I might have broke something in head my physical emotions to this “pleasant” image of celestia aren’t responding correctly

[@zar6304]

... this year ... it.... it.... ITS AMASING SO FAR AND WE ONLY A DAY IN!!!!

[@bluefireshadownight1379]

👏👏👏👏my boy actually did that in front of everyone he has balls of steel personally if I did that My heart would have died right there

[@ditzydoo4378]

WHAT!!! Anon wishes to remove Celestia's "Bones" in the manner a Butcher!! +_+ hmmm?.. what's that you say?.. not that kind?? 0_o OooooohI you mean the "other" kind of bone... >_< (ahem)... (coughs)... I do apologize then for any misunderstanding. carry on... nothing to see...

[@oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591]

Why is this so funny ive lost touch with the fandom almost completely years ago and have matured alot, hell ive even gotten into bodybuilding but here I am laughing the hardest ive laughed in too long because of a shitpost about a man wanting to have sex with a horse.

[@oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591]

How does one even come up with this genius comedy lmao

[@poisongoose2037]

This was perfect for the start of the new year.

[@carloszelaya3758]

LIterally came here to ask when your inevitable reading of this would be up.

[@lornperkins4270]

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SIDEWAYS

[@luxembourgf9114]

The art to the story tho...

[@greatapeoozaru4]

Wait if anon is dating celestia then what about chrysalis

[@serendipitousdudaday68]

O just spotted Luna in the thumbnail, ha!

[@TheOnlyPonyAnonyous]

You mean that little blue near Celestia's horn? Yeah I see her

[@onekingdom1955]

Anon is becoming my absolute favorite

[@redheadredneckv]

As much as I could theoretically agree with Anon, the more I listen to him speak the more I wish this was one of those AU where they wanted to kill him

[@Elvis_tribute_artist]

And I thought Alicorn business was hard to go through without laughing.

[@weddedpancake]

I had just finished reading this lmao, good stuff

[@GabrielGonzalez-js5ig]

And this is how centaurs were made

[@TheLordAdder9]

Oh yeah! Anon is gonna be plowing that sun tonight.

[@GlitchGhost1285]

Well... Am at a lose for words. The only thing thing I can say is that am girning like a fool right now. :)

[@stephenclayton6891]

This story is so funny that I was laughing my head off lol 😂

[@Orca19904]

I swear this sounded like it came straight from a DWK "Totally Legit" video.

[@Digdiga]

Bro... think one of my fetish is being called out

[@Darkredprince4703]

I think we’re both being called out

[@TheLordAdder9]

I think I'm being called out by Celestia herself when I look at this thumbnail.

[@wretchedlemming]

Who else is glad there using earphones right now 😅

[@icecreamcake5329]

That was amazing!

[@callumhiggins2167]

To be honest I definitely don’t blame anon For having a crush on Celestia she really is a beautiful and attractive pony But to be honest the approach that anon did to ask her on a date Is not the kind of approach I would do especially in front of all everypony I would ask Celestia on date In a calm matter And ask her when she’s alone that’s what I would do if it was me asking Celestia on a date.

[@jerichogarry]

Ooh this is getting good, I can see it now... Princess Luna vomits at Anon's comments. Wow so many messed up references but this is getting good. Wow that is so embarrassing and I can't complete he didn't notice the others. Wait what? This is totally so funny.

[@steveeastman5533]

Is there a sequel to this video or story????

[@WingsOfFireAgain]

I hope so!

[@WingsOfFireAgain]

I need more humor like this STAT

[@quintonjones2699]

I love the thumbnail and this video is amazing

[@tonk1044]

Yeah we want to...

[@xxcatlover1949]

Are those TREES

[@mightya.g6635]

No.. no... no.. NO...NO..NO NO NO NOOO NOOO NOOOO !! THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO OF 2021 !!

[@blokkies6198]

Weeellll,Good thing is that I'm not the only san person around here.

[@lornperkins4270]

YES YES YEESSSSS YES YES

[@sovietstarfishproductions5019]

I think this fic caused my brain do a window’s reset

[@kaijumurmillo6630]

This Fic: CP2077 My Brain: Base PS4

[@jarutouzamakitolbert3096]

Nice anon also confuse at the end

[@imagenationtown1290]

O DANG HAHAHA ... GOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR!!! EEHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAA

[@abyssal-labs]

Her reaction XD

[@FyruHawk]

I might've hated this if it wasn't so damn funny lol. edit: I take it back now I love it.

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

This story put my sides into orbit

[@georgeaustin7086]

I think its the theory of opposites attract each other is in play here, a princess loves a modern Bad boy???

[@sebastiansaman]

Good Story 👍👍👍👍👍

[@DUNKIN-x8r]

The beginning is funny af

[@Numatruehome]

Pretty sure the pic is censored

[@commissarblyt.8073]

I’m scared.

[@PuppetOrMuppet]

Shall burn to this fan fic down to hell ?! XD

[@MoonlightTheWildTuber]

I feel myself's pain

[@mightya.g6635]

IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD (TOTAL LAUGHTER) XD XD XD XD

[@redtiger3950]

This is my dbza OC after a lot of rum & cola.

[@rangerwho8431]

Have fun anon hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣

[@JonathanToolonie]

This is Fanfic Crack.

[@Tekdruid]

Well that sure was... a thing. That somebody wrote.

[@edwarddilellio6051]

Oh to good to be ture but instead interesting XD Luna's protesting but I don't think that's going to work this what you freaking funny XD LUNA made it funnier lol. Anon has so much guts! Oh my God Celeste you actually wanted to do it with him for that long wow lol.

[@ALLY_OF_BRUH]

I am the bone of my sword!!

[@ALLY_OF_BRUH]

@ISMAEL LIMJOCO thx

[@ALLY_OF_BRUH]

@ISMAEL LIMJOCO plz check out a fanfic called fate/corrupted. It's from from the fate franchise. On KZbin

[@ALLY_OF_BRUH]

@ISMAEL LIMJOCO thx

[@uhmarauhmara7165]

😍😍😍😌😌😌😌😏😏😏😏☺☺👍👍👍👍

[@milesgwatidzo3117]

Hello

[@faiththefox648]

God demmit he is not good at talking to Luna

[@konstantinbmgamer8645]

Bro what the fuck am i listening to

[@Averageuser1009]

I’m asking the same thing bro.

[@eliassandoval9601]

Oh my God no respect over stallions or whatever they're called

[@Fullmetalblazer]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@X3n0nym0us]

I... I just can't...

[@zebulonkrause8662]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lola hard

[@IAA2152]

This was........painful.

[@landbefortime6898]

THHHHHHHHHIIICCCCCC!!!!

[@rosettaweemes4569]

Lucky

[@MoonlightTheWildTuber]

Celestia should've been replaced by Chrysalis Not Cadence! 😭😭

[@miguelandrews665]

Please send 🙏 more 🔥 story chapter 😇🤣😎🤔😈👍👏👍✌

[@jay-by6xk]

um.

[@jay-by6xk]

erm.

[@jay-by6xk]

uh..uh...um.

[@jay-by6xk]

yeah uh...erm..