Another Dumb Criminal Realizes He Was Caught On Camera

[@redtreestories]

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[@KJ-oon]

Love your channel and appreciate all your work. Your uploads are so well done, and usually, I don't even see the clips anywhere else. Thank you. ♡

[@KKano_Frost]

This isn’t new by any means. That’s crazy you can just screen record over someone else’s hard work

[@Pateramalina]

what happend with Your second main chanel ?

[@yvonnedeboer7535]

​@@KKano_FrostReally? Sometimes i also see an interrogation that i've already watched...but....Next😂😂😂

[@CuzImFloridian]

Love your channel

[@bwynt3618]

Being interrogated about a crime at 7/11 , wearing a 7/11 shirt while weighing 711 is diabolical !!

[@GodOfDestructionVegeta27]

@@bwynt3618 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@benjamin48th]

He also had wings in the oven from 711 🤣🤣

[@kenneththompson3429]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jemsar2]

Good one!

[@Violet-uh9fj]

Dayuuum…

[@canyounot89]

"You're telling me that my car was seen at the gas station that was robbed by a guy that weighs the same as me, as tall as me, has the same mask and bag as me and showed him how to open the register, the same one I worked with...and you're saying that's me?? What evidence do you have?"

[@broombromden498]

@@canyounot89 To be fair, that’s all circumstantial evidence. I mean, even if they had dna, it ain’t like he don’t work there. I mean, it’s gonna be hard for a jury to convict a man based on his looks. That ain’t even how the law works, sweetie.

[@thecovetedparanormal8205]

@@canyounot89 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lowkey-mq9js]

U forgot to top it off with that hysterical laugh

[@drjonesey5]

Dude caught red handed. They got everything besides DNA and him pulling the mask off looking at the camera during the robbery essentially lol

[@broombromden498]

@@drjonesey5 But why would he be guilty if they had his dna?? It ain’t like he don’t work there.

[@bigplanner]

Both the Detective and suspect are unintentionally hilarious.

[@troylee4196]

@@bigplanner the detective is very Michael Keaton in Jackie Brown

[@Minoreducation1]

Every time he lies this guys shirt just gets smaller.

[@randallromero625]

Best comment lol

[@CTFoodReview]

You know what!!! 😩😂😂😂😂

[@christopherconseille1921]

😭😭😭

[@rhemasignskingdomwonders3089]

😭😂😂

[@geogmz8277]

You going to hell 😂

[@NillymNilly93]

Ain't no way with his Mark Henry physique he thought he really was gonna get away lmao

[@meangreanbean]

😂

[@Konglomerant]

Getting arresting for robbing your job, while wearing their uniform is definitely a true Mark Henry heel turn…

[@gomerhanger2285]

Lmaoo

[@UncleDadB0d]

Worlds Strongest Man lookin ass😅😅

[@TheProtagonistDies]

😂😂😂 on top of him robbing the place where he work! bruh I'm dead

[@michaelyoung6376]

“Unfortunately due to your…statue, you stick out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZsaZsaRodeo]

[@bryanmarquez3112]

😂😂😂😂

[@floresaza253]

*stature

[@BUTTALUV]

Stature!

[@freakinpayne7228]

bro really told the person on how to open a cash register while robbing the place, that's a comedy sketch lmfaooo

[@JayLawson]

Some Key and Peele ish

[@cathleenwilliamson6668]

So true. Lol

[@mittymitts]

Ikr😅😅

[@Pieruh]

This sounds like something that would happen in alabama or florida

[@nivekzorantinez8872]

"Alright, go into home-- hit the bottom green button. Put in any number and hit yes, wait for it. Ok, now press the Open button." 😂

[@PULAG]

You rob 7-Eleven, you're doing 7 to 11.

[@barkburton1]

Underrated comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jessicabaxter6390]

😂😂

[@mittymitts]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@oumarniangoumar5ujust446]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephaniecraven1792]

Yoooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frankiev2808]

Dropping Pooh sheistys name in an interrogation is really a pro move 😆

[@jennygangspeaks]

@@frankiev2808 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@austins.2495]

Why

[@RoachDawggJR]

calling a balaclava a “pooh shiesty mask” is an immediate red flag lol

[@yvonnedouglas5431]

ahahahah

[@MrARhodes]

💯😅

[@MALCOLMXTASY]

😂😂😂😂

[@isaachasty80]

LOL!!!!!!!

[@phillipsimmons5586]

@@RoachDawggJR The Greek dessert?

[@jakegripss]

*Shows video of him doing crime* This is your backpack right? “Yup” And that’s your mask? “Yup” You’re even wearing the same shoes right now? “Yup” So that’s you? “That’s not me” 😂😂😂

[@ThePinsay]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnniecannon3365]

Crazy work 😂

[@missinchoate]

Man Ray talking to Patrick 😂

[@Richard_Nickerson]

It's the Patrick Star meme

[@EnjoySackLunch]

I mean that’s all circumstantial

[@austenowensmusic]

This was the funniest interrogation I’ve seen 😂 His sarcasm is crazy work

[@NdaKeekz]

Mark Henry out here robbing convenience stores and acting like he isn't easily identifiable as a 6'3" 450lb guy.

[@joshuastarr304]

@@NdaKeekz why violation by mark Henry

[@watsonestelan5677]

😂😂😂

[@Silent_Shadow]

​@@joshuastarr304poor Mark. He would slap the sheet out of this imposter 😂

[@benjamin48th]

@@NdaKeekz 😂😂😂😂

[@Lil50wah50]

@@NdaKeekz 😂😂

[@zeropointenergy1574]

"You ain't got nothing but evidence."

[@raybarker7408]

😂😂

[@EricRobert-t8d]

😂😂😂

[@futurehomes8284]

LMAOOOOO

[@KingDTR]

"so you saying, because all the registers the same , and I worked at all the locations , and my car was in the area and my phone pinged in the area of all five robberies, and I got mad debt and I love gettin hoochies, so you saying I robbed all these five stores"?? YEESSSSS MFFFFFF

[@danielle-yd5dp]

It's all circumstantial, n the only reason he in that room n not a jail cell is cuz they need him to confess cuz they know that the shit there saying isn't enough to hold up in court. U cant just say oh because he is big it has to be this guy.

[@Vjurrtuiii]

Idk why but watching these calms down my anxiety lmao. probably makes me feel better to know my situation could be worse. 😂

[@allisone6417]

Yes!!!! It can ALWAYS BE WORSE! Whenever I feel like my house is a mess, I watch Hoarders.

[@BoomsMom09]

I think you’re on to something lol

[@austins.2495]

Everyone has anxiety these days 🙄 it’s called life, it’s not always easy. Doesn’t mean you have an anxiety condition, lil bro.

[@Vjurrtuiii]

@ what even are you saying

[@Joejoes1276]

I'm glad this channel has minimal editing and no unnecessary extra added content. I like to see the raw interrogation in its entirety.

[@randibrooks2876]

Agreed. I like coming to my own conclusions.

[@pattrevon6753]

I love this channel too exactly for that& the brief details& background info that keep us up to date

[@Rihla_a-z]

Except for the giant A. S. S channel name across the screen. Like you don't own the video, why claim it hard like that

[@stigmaoftherose]

Minimal effort content, monetized, watermarking something they did nothing to obtain or make. 3/10 channel.

[@RedeyedJedi00]

A-fuggin-men my friend. I can't stand those insufferable channels that unnecessarily stop every 10 sec to explain something that is just common sense. EWU is one of those channels if I remember correctly.

[@Outcry4truth]

"Nobody is yelling" 🤣 this is the funniest interrogation I have ever seen, I feel like this detective and this guy could be friends under different circumstances 🤣

[@jamesstead2256]

Bum Buddies

[@gg_v2]

@@jamesstead2256🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 HAHA BECAUSE BEING GAY IS FUNNY HAHA EVERYBODY LAUGH

[@Cheese_crackers]

They definitely would be 😂

[@Viscte]

I was thinking the same thing. This could be some kind of cop show comedy

[@navyvet05]

I’m surprised that cop didn’t break out a couple twinkies or honey buns to get him to tell the truth.

[@jae0021]

😂 " i have a itching problem" ....no sir you have a lying/robbing problem! 😂😅

[@laurarominger2073]

Actually the officer took a body language class and is jumping to conclusions and worse telling the suspect!

[@zikiahthompson5464]

THIS JUST CRACKED ME UPPP😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@honorablejudgecoinberg1788]

person is calm in interrogation: "an innocent person would be freaking out right now!" person freaks out in an interrogation: "thats your body freaking out because youre guilty!"

[@JayDubbOfficial]

Ikr, this comment needs to be on every one of these videos

[@IkariNoi]

Its based on baseline questions and how they react to them. If their normal state is being pissed off and they suddenly become calm they're probably trying to hide strong emotions towards a crime and vice-versa. It's very odd but effective way to read people

[@fraxizztv6433]

Must be blissful to think this black and white.

[@badger297]

​@fraxizztv6433 it's literally the definition of a gray area. Wtf are you talking about 🤣

[@fraxizztv6433]

@@badger297 about the fact that people here often fear that acting in an atypical matter will get them in trouble, when in reality body language is just one indicator.

[@ogsippycup9184]

"Give up the money, this a raid!" "Ryder, not you again." 😅

[@antiseize11]

It ain't me fool!

[@leno_dav]

Hahahah

[@edwardmarshall2035]

I feel sorry for your dad.

[@treyvongraham2587]

@@ogsippycup9184 you the goat for this comment 😂😂😂😂

[@DezRich]

“Nobody robs this pizza parlor!” 💥

[@whiz254]

“I work there, of course I know how to open the register, because I work there” 😂 he has to be slow

[@beauyork7225]

As a former 711 employee, I can confirm we are all criminals

[@QueensNewYorkguy]

Thank you 😂 and a lot of y’all let the owners smash even if their wives be right there working with y’all smh nasty work son

[@Tony2Times-jn1jq]

Respect

[@BubsyWubsy-nk8mw]

😆

[@Lolabelle72]

😂😂😂

[@radonspace2098]

Well, I thought but you said it.

[@shivx1]

"The red mask you wore is in your car right now. The backpack you used is in your car. The shoes you used, you're wearing them right now" "That doesn't mean i did it" That's exactly what it means

[@traderparkboy4274]

But your honour , he said there ain't no way... So yea. No way he did it.

[@Buffnerd1915]

Now hear me out, it could be a HUGE coincidence.😂

[@seandurgy2083]

It's obvious he did not defending the loser but it is all circumstantial evidence if the dumb azz just lawyer'd up might of helped him lol

[@DarkPsyde721]

“It’s not my body I’ve been itching all my life” 😂

[@so.many.obstacles]

@@DarkPsyde721”My skin is dry”. 😂

[@albertadams1982]

Jeffrey doesn’t live in Florida; he lives in denial.

[@emilyshelley9779]

For real in denial big time

[@isidroduarte8942]

I’m also a pretty big guy. No way would a mask could hide a physique of that size. He was done the second they had him on camera. Semantics arguing aren’t doing him any favors.

[@degatagauwatie4073]

Oh, I don't know. If you're that big and need a disguise when you're robbing stores, you could totally wear a Barney the Dinosaur suit or maybe dress up as that _Hey, Kool-Aid!_ character.

[@BikeonMyBs]

I’m extra medium

[@Dan-cm9ow]

​@@degatagauwatie4073 Come in with a firearm and sing: I love you, you love me, give me all of that money Being caught with a TV quality Barney suit in the trunk may me a clue for the cops though.

[@cindiwindi]

@@Warrenstrong8615same

[@ZimCrusher]

Reminds me of that line from Green Lantern: "You think covering your cheekbones is going to make me not recognize you?"

[@kevinjrmbeng8444]

"Obviously you need food" - damn this detective sneak disses him the whole interview hahahahahahaha

[@efosai]

Bro that shit was subtle and hilarious at the same time😂

[@dirkaminimo4836]

Saying the economy sux is ridiculous. It’s freaking awesome so he obviously has plenty of food.

[@eskee1]

​@@dirkaminimo4836 up down up down

[@peaceblossom9636]

@@dirkaminimo4836They will say anything to get these guys to talk.

[@tapoemt3995]

@@dirkaminimo4836 You must not be in the U.S because the economy does suck. 🤣

[@lsixty30]

Getting major “Man Ray returning Patrick’s wallet” vibes here 😂

[@LonerSheep]

@@lsixty30 😭😭😭😭😭

[@jehriasean6379]

If you're innocent ask for a lawyer. If you're guilty ask for a lawyer.

[@raiders7294]

Nah. Lawyer made no difference in him talking when he did. None of his lies hurt him. He only got 7-years from a plea. So, there was no incentive not to talk since it had no negative effect on him.

[@pechondelgado]

​@@raiders7294A good lawyer can find holes in a defense. A better lawyer will make shit up for his client.

[@JimL2883]

Wow, no one has ever said that before 🤦

[@saturn722]

@@JimL2883JUST BECAUSE I’m guilty doesn’t mean I need no lawyer!

[@2bussy]

^ LMAO WAT??? we stigmatizing potentially life-saving legal advice now? fkin weirdos

[@DaleREVOprendelaGTA]

4:35 “I Can Tell You, It’s WEIGHING on you” Well played Detective! 🤣😂

[@BradleyWilliams-to2oc]

The Criminal didn't even Catch On, EH ? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆👍😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 🇨🇦

[@Smokey1419]

Plus notice how he always mentioned groceries first 😂

[@whileistaysecluded]

“Its crushing you” 😂

[@crystal_michelle]

😂😂😂😂 I caught that I was rolling laughing

[@happyretireeshc]

😅😅😅😅

[@Truedriver865]

The detective explains he repeats a question every time he lies && he immediately repeats the next question is hilarious 😂

[@KJ-oon]

He really doesn't realize how unique he looks? Covering his face and carrying a backpack doesn't help at all buddy😂🤣🤣

[@ThePinsay]

😂😂😂👀👀👀

[@Nikpredmi]

and then leaving the same items of clothing he used to rob these places in his car... like cmon lmao

[@EricRobert-t8d]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrAllie-bf6zt]

Oh he knows, he's just Gaslighting the detective.

[@AcesWorld]

LOOOL

[@RedeyedJedi00]

Jeffrey: "Just because I used to work there and know how to open the register... just because my vehicle was seen on surveillance and my phone records show me circling all 5 locations at the times of the robberies... just because you found the red mask, identical bag seen in the videos and a bunch of cash in my vehicle... just because a man of my enormous height and weight with the same shoes as me is on video robbing the place... You automatically assume it's me?" "For fox sake Jeffery, YES!" 😂😂😂

[@brucescheiman4888]

Lol hysterical

[@RedeyedJedi00]

@@brucescheiman4888 You have entered a room outside of time and space... where logic and reason have been inverted and turned inside out... a white box, location- unknown... where stupidity and denial are taken to the infinite dimension 😵‍💫... (Queue Twilight Zone theme song) 😆

[@bigplanner]

😂😂😂

[@garthstomer]

Don't forget the phone records showing his phone at all 5 locations at the time of the robberies 😂

[@RedeyedJedi00]

@@garthstomer 👏 good catch I'm adding that in 😉

[@GleezoVision]

"A man of your size came walking in"...Im literally done 🤣😂😅

[@lordhinton3394]

This man literally said "robbing Peter to pay Paul". The officer goes "right"😂😂😂😂 this is ENTERTAINMENT!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@_flowerchild]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thought that part was GOLD 😂😂😂😂 my jaw dropped 🤣

[@nlmbtizzy6025]

Classic 😂

[@icansaythat]

28:24

[@ejayman]

I also loved the bit where guy was saying "you're saying I robbed a store" and cop just cuts in with FIVE STORES

[@KiLLBiLLNATiON]

😂😂😂

[@user-ct8my8rv9c]

This is one of the few crime channels that doesn't pad for time. Appreciated

[@acespadez701]

What you mean? We just watched 35 minutes of the same thing being said over and over again... A 30 second short would have revealed everything we saw 😂

[@CaezarTheEmperor]

Just because! I drive a car matching the description of the robbery, around the same 711 that got robbed ONE minute later, by a guy looking exactly like me, with a mask, and gloves and bag matching the ones I got in that same car. Just BECAUSE you have all that evidence, doesn't mean that was ME" 😂😂😂

[@psychedelicate]

"all the registers are the same, anyone who works at one would know how to do that!!!" exactly dude lmao

[@Cheese_crackers]

Lmfao

[@iamredbone4723]

Right like how do you know they ALL work the same? I know he worked at a few but others could be different

[@justindaniels265]

$1000 for seven years in jail is nuts

[@alq1967]

How much is jail and investigation going to cost the taxpayers?

[@justindaniels265]

@@alq1967 no idea. Regardless risking 7 years in jail for a band is wild. If u gonna rob a store make it worth it at least smh

[@thomasjensen6243]

Yeah...The actress, Winona Ryder, stole $5,000 worth of merchandise and didn't spend 1 day in jail. Our justice system is fu@ked up.

[@alecb8509]

​@@thomasjensen6243shoplifting is nothing compared to armed robbery.

[@ryanhampson673]

@@thomasjensen6243 she didn’t do it at gun point. You use a weapon the time goes up significantly!…Also she’s a millionaire and had good lawyers.

[@lauriemadsen3786]

Just because you have me on camera, with a gun, putting the money in my pocket. Doesn't mean i robbed it.😂

[@damienchristian4789]

It's like Shaq trying to be an undercover cop Big fella, we know that's you

[@genki2genki]

First original comment I've read in ages! Perfect!

[@Tony2Times-jn1jq]

@@genki2genkiyea pretty good comment

[@czechchicklet6890]

You know that he really does work with a prison??!! I saw him on "60 Days In". He doesn't work undercover though. Just a fyi. 😂😂 Cheers 🍻!

[@Sigh328]

Craig was doing more than stealing boxes on his day off.

[@ifyouarereadingthisitstool7780]

❤ "How you get fired on your day off?!"

[@bobysimpson]

​@@ifyouarereadingthisitstool7780 he trying to build his clubhouse 😅

[@CHELSEABuckhannon]

😂😂😂😂🎉

[@theandrogynousmisogynist]

Wearing his “Pooh sheisty”

[@MrPorter206]

Dude robs the 7/11 just to buy some 😺..that's some nasty work 😂

[@StaxxSeattle]

😂 hella nasty work

[@StreamsOnDemandTv]

😂😂😂😂

[@curshawnamarable5894]

😂😂😂😂

[@adolfolerito6744]

Legend says he’s sharing the cell with the guy without a license who answered the zoom call while driving in Judge Simpson’s court 😂

[@czechchicklet6890]

I saw that episode of Court TV, or whatever it's called.😂

[@pasherik]

We didn't just pick Jefferey out of a bag and go "this is our guy". Hilarious!

[@_.13_]

This Detective Has Lowkey Diss Bars 🤣🤣

[@apieceofdirt4681]

What’s nuts is dude robbed five 7-11’s and only got a grand.

[@hueydoctor7765]

🤔 Yes he's a big dummy

[@Tony2Times-jn1jq]

Hilarious 😂

[@DOWNBAD_Tay]

I would've been to paranoid after the first one

[@skellbo]

@@apieceofdirt4681 as someone who used to work at a 7-11 it's pointlessly risky for no reason to rob them to try to get a lot. The guy would know that too if he wasn't so idiotic. There is never supposed to be more than like 100-200 in the register ever. All big bills are supposed to immediately get dropped into the safe which is literally inaccessible and on a time lock where you can only get a small amount at a time out of it if you need change. They do this to eliminate the risk of losing money, and the risk of the employee having to open the safe for a robber. Because they literally can't do it.

[@LeggoMyGekko]

They probably got a $200 limit for the register specifically for this reason

[@UncleDadB0d]

Even a lawyer couldn't save this man 😅

[@lambdalambdalambdaa]

A lawyer would've said "You're f*cked either way... So I'll see if we can get a lighter sentence if you just admit it. But you're def f*cked."

[@sober2945]

@UncleDadB0d but still ask for a lawyer and stop ✋️ talking. Painful to watch.

[@k_a_bizzle]

Every less word is closer and closer to an even juicier deal.

[@jahmac1567]

A lawyer would’ve took the case cuz it’s easy money. There’s no way out of this one so you might as well take his money and escort him to prison

[@debratownsend5495]

Exactly, and even he was persuade him to take a plea 😮😮😮

[@beth7126]

I’m a little torn - he obviously did the robberies, and yet I hate seeing anybody squirm and lie and try to redirect the detectives because it’s humiliating to that person. I get that he has to serve time. I get that he’s telling lies. I just feel bad for him because he’s humiliating himself.

[@ZimCrusher]

When I was robbed in Philli, I had to sit through a ton of other court cases. One had a woman this guy's size (over 6 foot), with a burned face, that she got as a child during a house fire. The security guard caught her shoplifting, and the girl beat up the security guard and ran off. The judge kept asking the security guard "Are you sure the person who attacked you is this woman, here?" And the attacker kept saying "It wasn't me." How many overweight, 6 foot, black women, with burned faces do you think are running around Philli? Dude... That's your car, your mask, your shoes (the very ones you are wearing right now), your gloves, and your size. "That's not me."

[@worldbfree7576]

Bro started to say he "robbed peter to pay paul" and halfway through realized it wasnt a great time for him to use a metaphor where hes robbing people 😂

[@frankkrunk]

"no wait, I mean I robbed 7/11 to pay Paul, no wait..."

[@5thAvenue1]

“So how do you pay for your tricking?!” 😂😂😂

[@wolverine3421]

the pooh shiesty mask LMAO

[@rjimbowintergrove5813]

Was looking for this comment 😂😂

[@eskee1]

What a buster ahahaaa

[@jeovs1]

Like bruh u gave it away with that alone hahahahahah

[@ScottishRoyal1]

What does pooh shiesty mean I'm not American don't know the reference

[@jooosAREevil]

He destroyed a generation including himself with the shisty mask stuff 😂 I bet he was listening to phooh shisty songs on the way home after the robbery’s happy as hell 😂

[@RightHandedSouthpaw]

After watching many of these i have concluded that every movement, every sitting position, how you drink or dont drink water, everything is a sign you are lying.

[@WaltPDABADGUY]

Exactly! 😂

[@Artsyca]

The number one giveaway is if you fall asleep

[@Xl_Fenrir_lX]

@@RightHandedSouthpaw took you that long to come to that “conclusion”? 😂 please don’t attempt to be a detective

[@RightHandedSouthpaw]

@@Xl_Fenrir_lX how long?

[@HKim0072]

Reminds me of the West Wing episode where POTUS took off his suit jacket in front of a crowd. He had to make a disclaimer that it meant nothing except it was getting warm under the stage lights.

[@jrross9856]

He adding groceries in his spending is habit 😂😂😂

[@streetpunkstar]

Detective said "you're not running away from this".... I see what you did there.

[@GO-ej1pg]

Yup. Homey hasn’t ran in a few decades. I bet on it

[@GO-ej1pg]

Mega personals. Yea yea that’s the ticket. Yup. That’s what you were doing. Ok bro. Your right. Damn. Really dogggg?

[@so.many.obstacles]

He had so many digs 😂

[@cameronevans9516]

Couldn’t run across the hallway

[@MateoDefeld]

"Don't worry about Tyrone, Vincent. He can move when he has to." - Snatch(2000)

[@_Roasted_Marshmallow]

Ain’t no way bro just got identified by his fat rolls 😂😂😂

[@magicmonkeyist]

😂😂😂

[@FallenMidnightJaguar333]

He's in big trouble now.😅 I know terrible joke but I had to try 🥴

[@magicmonkeyist]

@@FallenMidnightJaguar333 Yeah fat chance of getting away with this!

[@FallenMidnightJaguar333]

@@magicmonkeyist Lots of Rolls of money to pay back.🤭

[@4thegreat934]

@@_Roasted_Marshmallow he made a BIG mistake 🤣

[@andrewcolon2379]

How do you pay for your trickin? 😂😂😂 best comedy I've seen in a long time. Thank you

[@Random_youtuber2200]

The real question how did none of his coworkers recognize him

[@Pop_Richie]

Maybe different shifts is what I’m thinking, and they probably never met him.

[@HugoRodriguez-vu1by]

“You’re familiar with puzzles.” 🤣

[@ruth5201]

" I dont even smoke, what am i doing with a blunt wrapper?" This guy is funny 😂😂😂

[@HB_GSmoove]

Pooh Shiesty is already a legend.. he has a whole mask named after him 🤣

[@B.NICE302]

First time I saw a condescending robber. Very articulate. Talked well enough to sink himself 🤦‍♂️

[@LindaHamilton-yu3qz]

Not for me I know many “SMART” criminals, take J. DAHMER !!for instance. and John Wayne Garry both very intelligent. Or so they thought 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@GoingMach5]

@@LindaHamilton-yu3qz this guy was articulate. he wasn't intelligent. different things.

[@LindaHamilton-yu3qz]

@@GoingMach5 🫢if u say so !!!

[@markwilliams7054]

He did the stupidest series of robberies ever. He got about 1300, he only got 70 at one place and also robbed the same store twice.

[@jeovs1]

That’s what a corrupt economy will get you. What do you think people in slums did in the past? Wealth gap is growing everyday thanks to wallstreet

[@MrGeorgesc007]

Detectives teach others how to get away with it and they still don't learn😂😂

[@ezragrimes6716]

"okay, okay. Let me get this right. JUST because I'm reading the comments on this video and JUST because I'm typing this out, that means it's me leaving this comment?"

[@brennanjoseph7273]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pattrevon6753]

😂😂😂

[@alexanderthegreat5649]

DUH! You're guilty you can't tell me that's just a coincidence!!!

[@Tony2Times-jn1jq]

Good one lol

[@kevinterry2431]

😂😂😂

[@UFCSTARS]

"No, its not my body...I HAVE AN ITCHING PROBLEM!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shaybutter3403]

This has me cracking up

[@Tony2Times-jn1jq]

lol like really bro

[@emilyshelley9779]

​@shaybutter3403 me too sweetheart 😂😂

[@ganboldbayantsagaan2560]

With his stature and all evidence against him. He knows his bigass just got caught! 😂😂😂

[@toupac3195]

He is well spoken and had a job. Its sad he had to turn to crime.

[@KJ-oon]

Most probably, he got this job for his "benefits." It sounds funny, but I have seen it before and it is really sad and messed up.

[@FutureBoyWonder]

​@KJ-oon what does that even mean? Though i can guess I'm willing to wager it isn't going to be a pleasant well thought out answer coming from you

[@DarthFurie]

Well spoken? Where was he speaking in an "educated and refined" manner lol

[@toupac3195]

@@DarthFurie really? You must be new to watching law and crime on KZbin. As a black man, my original statement stands.

[@darkone292]

@@toupac3195that criminal does not speak well. You’re delusional.

[@darrellfikes949]

Just because I went into the store with a gun in my hands doesn’t mean I robbed them 😂😂😂

[@ThePinsay]

😂😂😂😂

[@hallomeinnameistdennis1729]

That thumbnail kills me everytime 👌🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Jaggerbush]

Ive seen this before. Its one of my favorites! Just because you saw me get out of my car, rob the store, and you found the money - means I ROBBED THE STORE? 😂

[@ritakennedy3138]

Best comment!

[@barkburton1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@k_a_bizzle]

For me, “I’ve been itchin’ all my life.” is my favorite quote. If he said “This sentence is a lie.” it would be some sort of Ancient Greek riddle.

[@mindlessdribble3128]

🪦 me

[@clarissa585]

"I have an itching problem" absolutely sent me into orbit 😭😭😭😭

[@charissabillingsley5018]

😂😂😂

[@Luciflesh]

Big fella didn’t think this through 😂😂😂

[@DEADisBEAUTIFUL]

Not to be disparaging in any way, but his size and physique makes it to where he sticks out so to speak. When you’re tall and heavyset, you’re likely to move- the way you walk and even how you stand- in a unique way as well. You’d figure that he’d be aware of that as it works against everything that he thought his small little mask would cover.

[@ChrisFord-wh1gl]

Big 🧠 = smart Big belly. Idk.

[@rickypacheco5272]

Such a racist fatphobic thing to say. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and a young thin blonde girl. I dont see color or fatness

[@DEADisBEAUTIFUL]

@@rickypacheco5272 😂 Do you think I’m gonna get cancelled now? I don’t own a ukulele, but I might be able to get a hold of a kazoo to make an apology video.

[@newkillergenius]

@@DEADisBEAUTIFUL out here feeding trolls

[@jooosAREevil]

Exactly as a 6’4 260 -80 guy I know I stick out so it makes me think this guy gotta be young and really dumb 😂

[@syw9882]

My vehicle, my mask, my body… but not actual me!!! 😂

[@EDubb91]

Ssooo just because my name is my name, you're saying my name is my name??!!!! ........... that's crazy! 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@michaelp772]

This guy is a hoot! Someone drove his exact car, wore his very distinctive coat, mask, and packpack and was his very unique size - but, not him.

[@artyomarty391]

theoretically tho, the best strategy by far would be to just reject everything... The cops are talking to him because they want him to confess. And they want him to confess because the case has some doubt Its very well possible for 2 people to dress the same and look the same. Very unlikely to have so many similarities, but its possible the judge or jury may think its enough reasonable doubt Thats why, possibly, the best strategy if you want a chance of being found innocent, is to just deny everything. Especially since lots of times pleading guilty and making the prosecutor's job easier doesnt always result in a less sentence

[@eh-i1841]

@@artyomarty391of course they want him to confess.It’s their job to try and make it happen.

[@jameshollister8294]

He's being framed obviously

[@johnwayne4927]

"You're a terrible liar. Get over it" 😂😂

[@destincolling6944]

“How do you pay for your trickin” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cofoster]

COP:The camera caught you without the mask on JEFFREY:MAN IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOOK LIKE MYSELF 😂😂😂😂

[@MissHsClass]

He basically said, “yes that’s my car, my clothes, my shoes, and my mask in the footage….but it’s NOT ME!”

[@newlevels8149]

He’s actually a better liar than the detective is at interrogating.

[@lewmack670]

Years in jail for 1000!? Bro could of just got a second job for that

[@frenchy2410]

What if you need the $1000 before tomorrow 8.30 am?

[@shaunhunter3350]

@@frenchy2410 so 5 armed robberies in one day is the easiest way to get a grand?

[@frenchy2410]

@@shaunhunter3350 easy i dont know. Faster hell yeah! What job can you apply, get hired, work,get paid all that in 6 hours...? Again, what if he needed it that very next morning. Looks like he already had a job too 😁

[@OfficialOspo]

​@@frenchy2410Well, now he will be earning a few cents an hour in prison, so that 7-11 job maybe wasnt so bad after all? I think right about now he would wish to go back to working in 7-11 😂 Also if he didn't spend his money on prostitutes maybe he wouldn't need to rob lol1

[@frenchy2410]

@@OfficialOspo yea but that doesnt change the fact he mustve had a real issue coming fast to take that kinda risk. That's all I'm saying, was he right or wrong is not my problem. People just never been in desperate situation that's why they say go get a job.

[@bwashington2043]

this boy sound like r kelly in his interview 🤣

[@antiseize11]

Why would I do this?! What sense does it make for me, R. Shiesty, to go out, and rob a 7/11, the same one I was employed in, only for me to go out again and rob 4 more? Use your common sense guys!

[@JosieOxx5]

OMG 🤣 right!!

[@ivanhouston12]

Thumbnail reminded me of "hold on, wait a minute....somethinain'tright" 😂

[@tencentpistol1]

Dumb Fat Albert: "Just because I'm wearing the exact same shoes, have the exact same red mask, backpack and.was in the same area doesn't mean I was robbing that 7-11".. Det. -"So what were you doin that night" Dumb Fat Albert-"I don't remember, but I sure wasn't robbin a 7-11" Me- 😂😂😂

[@broombromden498]

@@tencentpistol1 So because he can’t remember where he was on all those nights, that makes him guilty 🧐

[@jamon5933]

@@broombromden498 Nah, just the shoes, the backpack, the car, the mask, the phone ping, the size and build of him matching exactly to the person who robbed the stores, him flipping a computer around and opening a register like someone that's worked there, him admitting to being in the area, him being on video driving his car in the area.... plus I'm sure there was plenty more when it went to court.

[@broombromden498]

@@jamon5933 I mean, don’t tell it to me, Perry mason. Tell it to the jury. But im thinking that everything you listed could be known as “circumstantial evidence,” and that what would really be convincing is video footage of the robbery with his face in it. Show me that video and I’ll sign the guilty affidavit myself 🧐

[@eshoemaker]

Hey hey hey!😂😂😂

[@LindaHamilton-yu3qz]

@@broombromden498nope just all the evidence found AGAINST HIM he shows he IS GUILTY!!!!

[@ramsaybolton7464]

Detective: “we have to prove people’s innocence “ Said no detective ever. Lmao. If you’re in the hot seat, they think you’re guilty.

[@deucedeuce333]

Or want you to tell them who is

[@Ontiming2023]

Or when these clowns start saying I understand why you robbed the stores money was short 😂 or I understand why you murdered her heat of the moment shit happens I get mad to 😂

[@shindrithargriethrat8408]

Career cop of nearly 30 years, with most of them as a detective. Absolutely you have to clear people of suspicion so you can focus on the right person, and so you don't arrest the wrong guy. I've also found myself in the position of conducting a follow up investigation of some sloppy police work conducted by my colleagues and ensuring that the charges got dropped against a guy who got arrested based on the word of a victim who was knee-walking drunk when he made the "positive ID". You follow the case where it goes, and if someone gets cleared, you move on until you can find the real violator.

[@ramsaybolton7464]

@@shindrithargriethrat8408 I appreciate your insight detective. May I ask, are you the exception to the rule? I have heard countless stories about investigators not even caring if you’re really guilty or just and just want to close the case and get you to confess.

[@ramsaybolton7464]

@@Ontiming2023 yep when they try and relate to you! I’d like to consider interrogations really good salesmen. If you’re guilty you need an attorney, if you’re not guilty, you really need an attorney. My favorite line is, if you have nothing to hide, just let us search the vehicle. I once saw an interrogator tell the suspect, if you’re innocent you don’t need an attorney. Fun fact, detectives are there to gather intelligence. It’s why they ask you your name, date of birth, and questions they know the answer to to get a baseline. And even if you’re innocent don’t tell cops anything bc every single thing you say will be used in court.

[@adventuregames424]

Cop: "you're poor bro! I get it. You needed to rob those stores."

[@bigplanner]

😂

[@lanaconin5704]

American law is weird, a mandatory 7 years for robbery but you can get probation, or 1 to 3 years in prison for manslaughter or vehicular homicide 🤯

[@knurlgnar24]

That's not weird. If you run into a pedestrian while distracted for half a second changing radio stations do you want to spend 7+ years in prison? Because that's what you seem to want. People make mistakes. Armed robbery is not a simple mistake, it's a thought out action that intentionally harms people maliciously.

[@anyways42]

@@knurlgnar24You’d be fine if your family member was ran over due to a person changing the radio station, then they only received 2 years?

[@americanppls]

it all depends on the case, noticed he mentioned it could be a federal case. that makes it a MUCH bigger deal in the eyes of the law. in America we have federal laws and state laws. if you break a state law you're going up against that state. if you break a federal law you are going up against the entire judicial branch of American government. Federal sentences are much harsher.

[@caughtem87]

It’s the premeditation to commit a crime.

[@connorlapinske8522]

@@caughtem87 exactly! It’s the thought process before hand and the conspirators.

[@breannatolston5196]

“They all have the same POS system! Of course I know how to open the register” 🤦🏿‍♀️ sir just admit it and let these people go do some other work.

[@broombromden498]

Why would he lie about that tho? Seems kinda dumb 🤔

[@jarelldixon2668]

If he would’ve said he didn’t know how to open. It would’ve of been worst. So he was not wrong bY saying that

[@broombromden498]

@@jarelldixon2668 No, I don’t think that we can say that he was wrong at all. You’re absolutely right 👌

[@tylerhair9067]

Right? It must be exhausting dealing with people like him. You did it. We KNOW you did it. Just tell me you did it!! Sheesh

[@terrathomas4532]

The Detective said i get it the economy is bad right now..😂😂😂😂 This is insane boy take yo charges and go loose weight in prison 😂😂😂

[@CaptainCrashDummy]

“But sir it was a Pooh shiesty mask”😂😂😂

[@ItsLabRat]

"So just because my car was there and I went in and robbed the 7/11, you think I went in there and robbed the 7/11?"

[@JeffreyTDeRouen]

4... Really 5... One being the same one twice... LMMFAO 😂😂😂😂!!! I died when he said that .. 😂😂😂💀💀💀😅😅😅

[@DeRock401]

He said “robbing Peter to pay Paul”. Maybe Paul owns 7 elevens

[@kerrybarneyiii1202]

No no, In ancient Greece, they were known as “VII XI’s” 😄

[@lord_of_gingers]

Unfortunately with how dumb the legal system is, he probably could’ve gotten away with it if he asked for a lawyer.

[@jersey63]

Real truth

[@brianmatthewsj5851]

@@lord_of_gingers sorry my friend. No lawyer can get him off from those crimes, and he never admitted to the detective that he did it anyway It was just funny how he restated the facts that showed how guilty he really was. He said it way better than the cop 👮‍♀️ ever could of 🤣🤣😀🧐🤪. I’m still laughing when I replay him saying what they say makes him look guilty. He will definitely be on a future show of WORDS DUMBEST CRIMINALS

[@Isayuh2003]

@@brianmatthewsj5851naw seriously though

[@antonhouston4803]

😂 that mane said ah Pooh Shiesty Mask

[@pathertyran]

Rule number 1, don’t speak without a lawyer

[@slappinsillies]

I spoke with a lawyer before making this comment. 😐

[@markmensah7133]

@@pathertyran because they always think they can talk their way out of it. They think they r all smart.part of their psychosis.

[@mikeberry9404]

His about Rule #1 don’t break the law.

[@antiseize11]

Exactly

[@masterofdiamonds63]

No lawyer was getting him out of this one.

[@happyretireeshc]

Oh, jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey..... " ...rob Peter to pay Paul." It seems more like rob Abu to pay Trixie

[@coopersutherland9504]

I don’t get it please explain

[@radicool86]

​​@@coopersutherland9504 I believe they are referring to Abu from the Simpsons meaning an Indian convenience store worker and Trixie meaning a woman of the night.

[@bigplanner]

@@radicool86 Not Simpsons. That’s actually the name of this guys boss.

[@TheRealPoPorter]

I like when the detective ask WHAT ARE YOUR MOM AND DAD GONNA THINK? And the suspect says IM NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THAT 😅