Answering 10 Questions For Men

[@someguyontheinternet8793]

Biggest turn off: when she doesn’t like your $5,000 LEGO collection

[@vokuundies3143]

Some guy on The internet rookie numbers

[@Dan-gs3kg]

If she isn't interested in you, she won't take interest in what interests you

[@frenchlasagna8138]

Yeah and when she laughs at your complete Japanese bionicle collection

[@wackfinn]

And your hentai body pillows

[@grifm.5224]

@@TTD94 $500,000*

[@sadoldman1234]

I like how these are actual questions and not some femenist propaganda

[@tomo_tc8049]

Poodiepies?

[@nshadex72]

same, when I saw this vid in my notifications I thought it was going to be one of those peeps. but thankfully some women still have common sense so that's good at least

[@nathaniel04]

my pp hurt :(

[@nousername8162]

Don't remember Asking this is why we have radical feminism

[@annoyingtroll7745]

Thank goodness

[@ghollisjr]

This woman was a breath of fresh air. She genuinely wanted to know about men, no passive aggressive feminist garbage, just honest curiosity.

[@slayzet4293]

She is unicorn

[@PinkPixelProductions]

The original feminism was good, just women wanting equality and be treated the same way men are and have the same opportunities men have (like being able to play or have a job that would be considered a men’s thing), but now feminism has just been twisted and now most women want to have want to be like royalty and make men peasants or something..

[@ghollisjr]

@@PinkPixelProductions I highly recommend you read early feminist writers to test these ideas for yourself, e.g. Mary Wollstonecraft. The story feminists like to tell is exactly what you've stated very well. The actual truth is that, as far as I can tell, feminists are zealots for a self-destructive cult based on atomized individuals. Their beliefs are based on the same assumptions as Ayn Rand's, with some small tweaks. If you read Wollstonecraft's "The Rights of Woman" (a response to "The Rights of Man" by Thomas Paine), you will see that she bases her ideas on the assumption that independence is the ultimate source of virtue and should be a fundamental goal for all men and women. To the naive ear, this might sound like a great idea, but that's because it has a kernel of truth. The problem is it only has a kernel of truth. Pure independence is infertile, asexual, antisocial, antihuman, and ultimately self-destructive. The "strong, independent woman" trope comes directly from the earliest feminist writers; don't buy their propaganda that somehow feminism changed. The core ideas are the same as they've always been; feminists just choose how and when to apply them so as to accomplish their goals. Ultimately, every belief system that is false reduces to nihilism, including feminism. And, the common trait of nihilist systems is that they will advocate both sides of a contradiction whenever it suits their ulterior motives, which is usually seizing power. So, feminists will push their way into your board rooms under the guise of improving relations between men and women, and then they will hijack your company and turn it into a feminist propaganda machine.

[@TheOne-Aslan]

@@ghollisjr But you do have some women who genuinely want gender equality.

[@kingwolf9447]

Now that's what a quality woman looks and acts like.

[@JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd]

i was expecting some angry feminist, but these are actually pretty normal questions.

[@celunax]

yeah and hopefully I don't see some angry men in the comments mad at her for no reason lol

[@thebatman68]

When normal things gets appreciated, What time we live in ?

[@deanjordan6053]

@@celunax Surprisingly, there isn't. It seems like everyone here is actually being respectful.

[@kaiser7695]

Finally a sane and rational human being

[@himmel8901]

@@thebatman68 yeah times are not good right now, we find angry feminists more just trying to turn down men rather than actually genuine people so yeah

[@rabburtt1841]

"What are they gonna do, get height surgery? Get a bionic spine put in them?" Elon Musk: "Write that down!"

[@jasonv6319]

rabburtt 😂😂😂

[@wescos2117]

u can have a surgery where they destroy your kneecaps and then put a rod and in like 6 months you can 3 inches but the process is painful af

[@evandrodias7890]

@@wescos2117 why

[@djtrac3r935]

lil_yung_h_12 do they put you under so you don’t feel pain or react which would probably hurt the patient even more?

[@michaelamanie4797]

Kyle Cook Why would they put you under for 6 months

[@Schmueller]

biggest turnoff: when she dated all your homeboys and she tryna complete the collection

[@frieza2235]

accept it and when she decides to break up, just claim you passed her around

[@blueguygaming1330]

Like Thanos and the infinity gems

[@thedon6079]

Katerino vibes.

[@hassanhammoud4698]

she complete a whole set on 2k ffs

[@olyviermonteau4300]

she wasn't roaming around the streets, *SHE IS THE STREETS*

[@aidans4588]

20% of men are over 6’0” and a lot of women say they want men over 6’0”

[@somerandomdude5986]

Top 20% of Tinder here I come 😈

[@C_0_N]

@Preston Garvey oof.

[@Burdflu]

I forget the exact proportion, but something along the lines of 70% of women wanting what 10% of men have. They chase that right up into their 30's, when they hit the wall.

[@genialdragon4843]

@Preston Garvey For the longest time people made fun of my height and was a bit bullied for it. But hey, at least it's not raining.

[@blazestrange4499]

Just curious, where do you get that statistic from?

[@soulplexis]

"Is triple texting anoying?" Me: "well i think its pretty nic- Optimus: "Its sooooo annoying." Me: ._.

[@dolphinpods4238]

relatable

[@philljustphill1656]

I was trying to figure out what that was but then he just went off on a rant and I was like "oh... ._."

[@ericsuarez368]

I personally don’t care, it’s just when the person does it too often is when it becomes a problem.

[@kellennicholson4488]

Sometimes it's cute, sometimes it's not

[@blokvader8283]

Yeah I dont see anything wrong with it, it shows that they care

[@theeel8981]

Honestly, this was better than the buzzfeed “50 questions for men”. By a long shot.

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

at least this has actual questions than BuzzFeed questions

[@floppavevo5920]

What does it feel like being the same gender as Trump- Buzzfeed

[@paulpepper4899]

Yeah, she was actually trying to gain information instead of being incredibly unreasonable

[@jg978]

Yeah because it’s not asked by a bunch of incompetent feminists

[@mksmike]

Well the questions themselves might not sound like much, but at least they are legitimate questions. Unlike the ones in the... video you're talking about, that are basically baseless accusations and snide remarks with a question mark at the end of the sentence.

[@shemshem9998]

Biggest turn off: when they scream for help even though you already told them the basement is soundproof

[@3hosubnautious498]

Yea! Ikr?

[@3hosubnautious498]

I'm also wondering if anyone will take this seriously

[@chillycoldchomper9389]

Wait if they didn't scream you would still be turned on... ✌💨

[@balllord8580]

@Lil Vloss That's not true. I've seen people make jokes on vids involving death on Reddit

[@3hosubnautious498]

@@balllord8580 he's talking about r/woosh

[@daggercatz7297]

Instantly had to think of DrShaym when reading the title lol

[@jimym__]

DaggerCatz same, that guy is epic

[@user-pv7vc9kp9k]

Doctor Shaym is Biggie/2pac level gangsta.

[@Jyoshua_]

Guy is an OG. Mad respect.

[@projectpitchfork860]

Me too.

[@yanfei7782]

I'm gonna go watch him now.

[@vasilzahariev5741]

Most hurtful thing a girl can say to you: EWW

[@ieatshortpeople6825]

Yea. Most of the time for me they just being honest.

[@chadpowell1832]

YES

[@OnlyCrestfallen.]

@@ieatshortpeople6825 no ur fine

[@dommyWommy82]

True

[@acatthatlookslikehitler1277]

DIVORCE

[@Gud363]

Biggest turnoff: When they stutter in their texts. For example: p-please

[@user-mq7ud3mw5p]

Yeah

[@cosmos1610]

Usually bundled with the creepy action with asterisks

[@pr0xed612]

but i was ju-

[@duckmeat4674]

The policeman that killed george floyd did nothing wrong

[@wooper9633]

B-but i ha-h-have a-a spe-spee-sp-speech impediment

[@FireCracker191]

Biggest turn off: Smokes, acts like a Karen, or is heartless and mean in situations.

[@vipro1090]

Smoking is a personal turn off not a general one

[@iggcraft449]

i dont mind the smoking doesnt make the person a bad person ykno

[@shemshem9998]

I don’t really care about smoking, just if they can control it and don’t go overboard. And just being self centred is one that I think describes being a Karen, heartless and mean and more.

[@Milkshake28cutie]

Tho personally I like edibles

[@theairaccumulator7144]

@Depressive Rat, Chucky Cheese’s Unwanted Cousin and the effects the 2nd hand smoke has on you, the boyfriend

[@crazypistachios]

Biggest turn off: When she doesnt appreciate all the effort and planning you put in to kidnap her

[@grandmasteryoda3594]

really annoying

[@Lui1014O]

Fr

[@hellblaze6351]

Especially when you give them 1000 vbucks and bring a nice comfy van for them and they still cry for help like dude 😤😤 atleast i fed you.....once

[@liv3n0mli37]

R/cursedcomments

[@grandmasteryoda3594]

@@liv3n0mli37 im not sure if this is a whoosh or not

[@hatred9427]

The three pillars for a functional relationship: Respect, honesty and love.

[@joujou1450]

Respect

[@joujou1450]

To u

[@hatred9427]

@@joujou1450 Thanks bro.

[@joujou1450]

@@hatred9427 np bro

[@gridetheunworthy]

And hanging with the boys

[@bryanteehee682]

biggest turn off is when my girl doesnt like my bionicle collection

[@semelo5075]

dude help mine is super small

[@susano7135]

Amen my friend

[@NASCAR_Junk]

Yessir I got a big bucket of bioncles

[@durz_3769]

For real though man

[@Cooky_McGee]

You sir, are one of the most sophisticated chads i've seen on the internet

[@JoeMama-jq2hy]

Optimus: im probably not gonna do a face reveal The police sketch artists listening to him describing himself over a year span of videos: Alright curly hair...

[@realspartan5206]

he’s secretly bruce krager

[@YanlucasxD]

hahaha

[@AbdulazizAldowayrah]

Don't forget 6'1-2

[@ricenoodles8024]

@@AbdulazizAldowayrah That's quite impressive

[@kman9884]

@@ricenoodles8024There’s nothing impressive about being tall. It’s not like you have to do any work to achieve it.

[@Sylwstr]

She really seems nice about those questions. I was expecting some next level Feminazi BS

[@Vampxiii_]

Same

[@2ndpartycrasher954]

I find her to be very lovely, she is like shy but quite cute

[@tartaruskronks8638]

Same

[@bananacupkakes9344]

Soda Pop I find her at least a solid 8.5

[@caseythul4145]

same

[@syphonexp4695]

Girls pockets: OMG my phone barely fits Guys pockets: yo bro I fit my PlayStation and Xbox in my pocket Im trying to get my wii to fit too

[@Lunarthink]

Men's pockets: minecraft inventory Women's pockets: The size of a small bug

[@entity5279]

bro i remember a while back i genuinely brought a playstation 3 in my jeans to school

[@Lunarthink]

@@entity5279 bro same i brought my PC too

[@FlyingPotty420]

Men: I GOT A LAPTOP IN MY BACKPOCKET

[@harrisonsmetana2506]

Yeah but for the wii you need to up the number of belts to 4

[@juliuskingsley4434]

Atleast these seem to be honest questions. Not some feminist bs

[@moistheathen148]

Why do I keep seeing you on KZbin comment sections, nowadays?

[@shady801acid4]

Ok f.b.i

[@MaskedKingDavid]

So you can't arrest her?

[@tonyvu3235]

Honestly yeah, i was expecting some feminist bs

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

hello there fbi

[@lucario1382]

"I don't stalk women on social media" Yeah me too! Stalking in real life is way better!

[@bobjokes6151]

And illegal !

[@wkrisz]

@@bobjokes6151 You mean "Totally not illegal!"

[@blueghost8940]

Hol’ up

[@airconditioningunit9777]

A guy made to trigger you only illegal if they catch you

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

It's only illegal if they find her tied up in the basement... Okay I need to chill

[@tseye2478]

“Depressed” girl logic: *Guys can not be depressed*

[@lcdream4213]

Yea because apparently we are stronger than women even though women are the ones that get complimented 16 times a day and have a minimum of 6 friends

[@Metodothis]

Ikr we have emotions to

[@electrobot9871]

Am a baaaaaddd guyyys

[@originated712]

More Guys suicide than women :(

[@xorpros669]

Also girl: *I am depressed*

[@Manucj7]

Optimus: A dude could beat a dudes puppy with a baseball bat then they could be best friends after 15 minutes John Wick: oh

[@anuragsosa]

So... there's no need for a pencil huh ?

[@sapiensaurus6320]

I was thinking John Carpenter's They Live when I heard that... (The fight scene)

[@vedantganesh6923]

*awkward laughter*

[@aladdout9454]

this is straight up bs though. I know he overexaggerates for comedy but there has to be some truth in your jokes.

[@Liam-Swann]

@@aladdout9454 The point of what hes saying though is that guys can get over their squabbles pretty fast. I've had physical fights with my friends before and been okay with them on the same day. Obviously it is case by case BUT generally that is the consensus of how these things go. Beating a puppy. Not true. The message hes trying to get through. Very true.

[@ethanbrown2978]

Answer to question 2: i hate it when females will physically put me in pain and be all like: " You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

[@nachelle_h9767]

Even as a female i hate that-

[@sobersleet7602]

These fist are rated E for every one

[@andrewmendoza6379]

@@sobersleet7602 stolen but funny

[@sobersleet7602]

​@@andrewmendoza6379 yes I'll be honest i did take it but I can quote it but I don't remember the name and I'll go look it up or take it down if people don't like it

[@incubusblake2297]

I'd just hit her back Gender equality

[@ruikar2108]

Optimus is spitting facts like always, thats my boy!

[@mrdrink3779]

The video was uploaded a minute ago

[@user-vi2mj3wn7o]

true

[@AshApple]

yea oof

[@user-nt9jn4lv6q]

The video was uploaded lesson than 10 minutes ago

[@SoldierMan1557]

True

[@felipefalcao7705]

Men: are you interested in anyone? Women:no! Men:okay than. Women:can’t you see I like you?! Men:me too! So do you wanna hook up? Women:No!

[@DK-rh5sf]

🙈🙉🙊

[@slayzet4293]

Facts

[@SolarBoy204]

The men Should have finish with an "understandble have a nice day "

[@felipefalcao7705]

@@SolarBoy204 haha true

[@Shushkin]

@@SolarBoy204 why?

[@ranko8642]

These are just genuine questions that she was curious about. It's honestly really nice to see a woman asking questions that aren't putting men down, for once. This shouldn't be something I should have to comment on, because it shouldn't exist

[@well4788]

Tbh, most the women I've met are more like her, it's just that they don't spend as much time on the internet maybe

[@user-jj6wb7is9p]

Jokes on her.. I've never spoken to a girl.

[@skyler948]

same

[@chickenisgood9729]

same :I

[@chollachow]

I can change that

[@randombosniancomment4367]

Same

[@fbi1819]

@@chollachow No you can't

[@P0xal]

"when a dude drinks dr.pepper exclusively" *Hides dr.pepper*

[@justat1149]

Me: *drinking Mr Pibb* “Phew, dodged that bullet”

[@Kyrgyz420]

Sprite > Dr. Pepper

[@elfuego7317]

i don’t get what’s wrong with dr pepper

[@monkyfunny2171]

Dr. Pepper > Based Boii

[@Yahieee]

dr pepper is the only soda i drink

[@soraXroxas1000]

So, around 3 months ago I asked this girl out after meeting with her in college. She spent 2 weeks think about the answer (okay fine, but ffs 2 weeks???) and spent 6 hours trying to reject me, but ended up agreeing to go out with me until the next day when she changed her mind.She legitimately made lies about my behavior, and made me feel like the villian. Optimus is right, some girls be making things way harder than it really needs to be. Just be honest and straight forward

[@iyannazarian866]

Bruh i feel u there my man. Girls need to stop making big things out of small matters

[@Halo4beatsB02]

Man you need to broaden your horizons big dawg, you need to be talking to multiple girls at a time, cant focus on one have fun with it dont straddle yourself to one female while you are young

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

Dude that's so wrong. And now people are gonna believe her cuz the guys are always the aggressor and girls are the victim. And if your proven to be the victim they always assume you did something to deserve this

[@lcdream4213]

N O they gotta see if you are "confident" when in reality they are just pissing you off

[@andrewe.2464]

@@Halo4beatsB02 my man, I don't think that's how it works lol

[@kingwolf9447]

For question 9,just don't make fun of a guy's hobby. Everyone has the right to enjoy something as long as it's legal.

[@Rahnonymous]

It's all about social status to those women. If you come across as nerdy/childish in any way and she makes fun of it unironically, she only sees you like an accessory, not an actual human being.

[@ragecage7535]

Me: never had a relationship. Optimus saying things about relationships Me: hm hm yes I agree

[@keenzoblock5782]

He’s probably never had one either. He doesn’t sound very experienced.

[@duckspy436]

@@keenzoblock5782 okay keenzo block

[@no_social_skill1369]

lol same

[@marinahernandez5352]

Act like a f**king idiot was the funniest part

[@xeix954]

Not like you missing out on anything lol

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

Man: **turns on gaming console** Woman: fInE ThEN PLaY YouR gAME

[@paisleepunk]

Man: **well that was easy**

[@Milkshake28cutie]

Lol I literally love watching my bf play video games his reactions and trash talking is hilarious but also I’m really happy he’s just having a good time.

[@bredin9199]

Gabby gomez real 1

[@Corrupt069]

@@Milkshake28cutie wait he let's his girlfriends out the basement? I keep mine locked up and tell their parents they died

[@picklerick3658]

@@Corrupt069 fake edgy roblox minigame wuss

[@cocochanou]

Hi! Omg I’ve never had anyone react to one of my videos like this!! Thank you so much for giving your two cents! Could you possibly credit my video in some way? Thank you so much! 💗

[@sirnunyabuiz6529]

Good stuff, as you've probably seen from the comments, alot expected some feminazi bs questions only to trigger men, very glad it didn't turn out that way. These answers alot of other girls could use so perhaps they understand certain guys a bit better. It all comes down to being chill in the end :)

[@3hosubnautious498]

To be honest, I thought you would ask someone feminist questions, sorry about that, but women like you make me less scared to speak to them

[@PorridgeJohnny]

Dang Optimus didnt credit the video...

[@ricenoodles8024]

You were very sweet :)

[@ancientsithlord3314]

You earned yourself a subscriber

[@chasesantiago3176]

I’ve had a few women try to tell me how to live my life and I said, “Keep doing that and you know where the door is.” She left me the next day and I’m fine with that because your suppose to like someone for who they are, not what you want them to be.

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

the ironic ending(very common too)? If you change for them, and become what they want, they lose interest, leave and even have the bloody nerve to say "you're not the man i met" ....B***h! You wanted me like this! I changed for you! I don't even know who i am for you! You didn't want me to begin with, you wanted a human-size doll to play with! you know what i'm saying?XD

[@keyboardwarrior1350]

Ehhh, this is a weird case because if they're telling you shutff like "You need to hit the gym" (Because you may be unhealthy), or something of that nature, it's like: "Well, yeah she is telling you what to do, but you should do it for your own good as well." But like, if you're taking care of all of your business and she's yapping about the most minute things, then yeah, I see your point.

[@AlexKS1992]

Rules for them but not for me. Hypocrisy truly is mankind’s greatest virtue.

[@mizunawa5207]

Santa doesn't carry a bag, all the presents are pulled out his pocket.

[@missingno2401]

1 pocket to be specific

[@emilbrandwyne5747]

nutsack

[@chimmy1161]

@@emilbrandwyne5747 the gift of children

[@agentx250]

Talk about deep pockets! lol

[@joeyjointjebaiter1275]

Its just there for style

[@katsu2895]

When I asked my ex why she was never straight forward she said "because that's not fun"...... then complained when I "didn't get the hint" after 6 months. Fellas if a girl thinks it's "fun" to beat around the bush do yourself a favor and drop her.

[@Vampxiii_]

As a female I will say that is good advice and I agree that men should just move on. She’s not worth it.

[@clutcheu2248]

bro, my ex always beat around the bush, another thing that i dislike about her was that she ASSUMES everything. For instance I had to move schools since i was going to high school and she was going to 8th grade but i was going to be in the same city as her. She ignored my texts for 2 months and said someone hacked her on discord (i had her pn but he use discord to text) i was kinda baffled because you need a persons' email and password but whatever. I texted her on messenger and i called her by baby and she thought i broke up with her. she AASSUMED that that's what i wanted because im going to HS. So i gave her a call that night and broke up with her :P. lesson is to never ever date a girl who beats around the bush or assumes everything.

[@ac-js5fz]

what is "beat around the bush"

[@clutcheu2248]

@@ac-js5fz beating around the bush is basically telling excuses

[@callous2k486]

@@ac-js5fz it means not getting straight to the poibt

[@LazyCreepypasta]

Ya when a girl plays hard to get i lose interest. You either want to date me or you don't. Im not gonna chase you.

[@idontcarebbkdafander1597]

Exactly

[@epicwoad8999]

Yeeeap

[@TheNadroj10]

Facts.

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Big Boi move

[@dimasbrilyanh]

Exactly

[@alpacawithouthat987]

“What’s something girls say that pisses you off” Nothing. Meaning it pisses me off when I get ghosted instead of a simple “sorry, I’m not interested”

[@MyViolador]

THIS. atleast tell me why you are not interested

[@Rahnonymous]

@@MyViolador Yes, any data is good data. Saying nothing leaves us with nothing to gain experience from

[@lolwutm8e]

I hate it when girls giggle or act happy when they talk about their "depression" or "bad" things going on in their life

[@senaptic950]

That is just pure cringe

[@l3gacy]

bruh there was this girl i was talking to who acted like she was depressed cause her parents took her phone away for a few days

[@geoversion2975]

They want attention

[@kayoh30_]

As a girl talking with just any other girl on the internet, yeah, it's annoying for me, just to clarify idk if the girls doing it think its funny, but I think it's annoying.

[@Uri0000]

I just hate clingy women and women who can’t think for themselves.

[@nylo_arts]

My dad once told me a story about when he was in high school and how he and some dude were throwing hands in a locker room at each other and then like 15 minutes later were laughing together and genuinely being buds like it never happened. I've never understood the difference between men and women more clearly than in that story.

[@venomlink2033]

Best tip for getting guys (from a guy that’s had a gf for 3 years): Ask him all of these questions! We seriously appreciate women that are open, honest, and willing to talk through stuff especially if we’re in a serious relationship

[@thewhitesludgemonster2345]

Are not gonna talk about how there's a guy in the lobby called George floyd

[@kdoggaming4289]

It was a clout chaser probably

[@thewhitesludgemonster2345]

@@kdoggaming4289 nah bro its probably the real George floyd. I bet he faked his death so he could blame the police for nothing so they would lose their n word pass

[@AolaniSkates]

I was just looking through the comments trying to find if anyone noticed that too

[@cjthaboss]

yeah i saw that

[@lop1991]

@@thewhitesludgemonster2345 bruh I was in a lobby and someone’s clan tag was (WLM)😂

[@AntwanMackJr]

Finally let’s take a break from riots

[@rymacreeks2k07]

Pog

[@dieter4978]

Pog

[@chollachow]

Pog

[@Coolmancary]

Pog

[@AntwanMackJr]

Pog

[@shadowz7376]

Optimus: “One dude could have like, beat the other dude’s puppy to death with a baseball bat. And if they just like, kick back for fifteen minutes dude’s will be best friends.” John Wick: LIAR!

[@chaoticspider836]

Yea birdboi trippin trippin on that one

[@ninja3902]

Ye stsbdi boy dbe truppdj g. Onf thet ont

[@NerdyOneIsOne]

One thing that pisses me off with girls with texting is. When she asks you a question and as your replying she sends you another question I'm like ffs give me a min to reply to this first messages I hate having to start typing then edit my message to fit both questions

[@brainman67]

The worst for me is asking a question and they don't respond or they respond in a very bored manner i mean just asking how was you week never gets a response

[@Attiues]

Study *Red Pill Psychology* about Women on here. Thank me later

[@jumpingmoose5554]

I think the reason is that they're trying to get what's on their mind out before they forget. I interrupt conversation from time to time because if I hold a question or thought in for too long I'll forget

[@puffena9013]

Sam No

[@nicholas_gurr]

Nerdy Gamer That is exactly what I have to do when I am texting my mom

[@emiletonos3873]

Biggest turn off: Lack of interest.

[@latoyabanks1685]

I mean, you're not wrong

[@kentuckyfriedchildren5385]

When the a questions aren't condescending sexist backhanded remarks about men and genuine questions Me: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@Youtubehandle9001]

@John Cena's first cousin's grandpa's butler in law your name 👀

[@Kenny1one_2]

@John Cena's first cousin's grandpa's butler in law O-o

[@arandomsupra]

WhY dO mEn FeEl ThE nEeD tO sPrEaD tHeIr ToXiC mAsCuLiNiTy By SpReAdInG tHeIr LeGs SlIgHtLy FaRtHeR aPaRt WhEn ThEy SiT dOwN

[@helpkirbyhasagun_2047]

The one about dudes always randomly being cool with each other is true for me This guy slammed my head into a gym floor at school so hard I passed out but of course I don’t blame him I was young, dumb, and didn’t know what I was doing and later we just become friends literally for no reason just one pass in the hall and all hostility is gone

[@johnnyg4659]

Thats called Stockholm Syndrome

[@zigsteenine8650]

rocket juice did he say he was a hostage or that he was kidnapped? No, right. So it’s not Stockholm.

[@kaiser7695]

I hit my best friend in the head with a textbook because he was making fun of my voice cracking and then when he came back from the nurse he first bumped me and we were fine. He told the nurse he tripped.

[@familyvalue5588]

Ive had several instances in my child hood where me and another guy had issues with one another for an extended period of time... we fought it out and right after we were bros for a few years. Only once have i had a serious fight with a guy where we still hated eachothers guts.

[@zigsteenine8650]

General Grievous yup no problem bro

[@scyther7858]

Optimus: “I don’t really think there will be a question i can’t answer” Literally the first question: 1:06

[@chiefqueef1256]

Cause it was such a broad question

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Because there's so many possible answers so I can't really blame him...

[@accailaandressis8990]

Me, a girl with no relationship experience: 👁👄👁 ohhhh, that's why.

[@brooks152]

No ur a man

[@dexterjettster8875]

U not a woman lol

[@alexzanderroberts995]

Rule 76 of the internet: all people are males, unless proven otherwise. Then they are a transvestite female to male.

[@Xelnaeox]

@@alexzanderroberts995 lol

[@josephcoats112]

Hahaha

[@masterxitra]

The shorter the king the taller his crown. never forget that my fellow short bros.

[@erojerisiz1571]

I imagine a dwarf king with a 6' crown

[@PJEllison]

This is so wholesome i just can't😁

[@mouthshovel]

I really hope I grow tall or at least average height, I'm not done growing yet so I'm just going to cross my fingers

[@Carlos.Rivera]

Sound like every guy with 5' or less

[@atrxmx2542]

advice to my boys here, act like your not short, you’ll forget pretty soon. when people bring it up, laugh it off. it’ll generally go away

[@ljhoser5842]

these were pretty normal questions except the stalking one.

[@genialdragon4843]

Hold up, you're NOT supposed to stalk every girl you meet on social media until she's traumatized? Huh, you learn something new every day.

[@cheeseballgooberpants3591]

genial dragon Stop you violated the law! Pay the court your fine or serve your sentence!

[@lcdream4213]

@@cheeseballgooberpants3591 I wish I played skyrim (? )

[@ljhoser5842]

@@lcdream4213 oblivion, but you might as well try the series. It's awesome.

[@kaiser7695]

No one thinks they could or would be a stalker until they find themselves doing it

[@aquax3978]

As a girl myself I can’t stand the whole digging for compliments thing it’s just asking for trouble imo

[@yarou3124]

Yeah,if a guy likes you they'll definitely compliment you so no need to worry about that.

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

I mean lets be honest here... Isn't a guy liking you a compliment in itself?

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@j.l.atheprodigy No

[@BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB2]

@@EveTheRaviolo Yes

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB2 not even remotely

[@emotionalavocado2336]

Biggest turn off:when they double standard

[@VaporwaveVixen]

Opti: “i answer 10 Q for guys” Everyone: _HIS THE ME$$iah_

[@k.ab15]

@JAMES SPARROW or he's

[@rebma1976]

What about Dr.Shaym

[@bubble5510]

RimsyyNeedSoda Opti:I’m not the messiah! Everyone: *HES THE MESSIAH*

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Praise our lord and savior!

[@Shiirow]

men are usually sensitive about height is because there are too many women who are like, if you are shorter than her when shes in heels, they wont give you the time of day so to rag on it is like rubbing salt in the wound. I dont have that issue at 6'8" but then I have the opposite issue when women seem to be intimidated by me because I am like a giant grizzly bear compared to them. I do have a thing about short girls too so it doesnt work that well for public perception when Im 6'8" dating a girl who is like 5'2" and people stare at me like Im doing something wrong.

[@leopardlipstick]

i think it's a bit unfair, you really can't change your height. personally, i think short guys are cute lol. but everyone has their preferences

[@arianas0714]

You are too tall? Just get rid of your legs, duh.

[@onmas909]

honestly if a girl says anything about height, they're a child

[@wyv_3rn]

If a girl has that much insecurity about what height they want their partner to be, then it’s not going to work out well. 6’8? Who cares, find someone that appreciates you for who you are, not what you really look like. I don’t have a problem with height all too much, short? Fine, tall? Also fine. Don’t be too insecure either, again, just be happy.

[@onmas909]

@legalise nature 6 inches? Lol

[@elguerotapatio9258]

This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "bruh moment"

[@jenssolberg4293]

Tlatoani Tapatio yes

[@mememarauder8738]

Indeed

[@SpacedOut457]

Her: What do you look for in a girls social media? Me: Does Reddit count?

[@charKT-7461]

Women aren't on Reddit. They're all either been driven to suicide, or are held captive in someone's basement.

[@airnomad2650]

*R E D D I T M O M E NT*

[@omnispork12]

Redditor

[@SpacedOut457]

@@omnispork12 Okay?

[@SpacedOut457]

@@awakencorn4516 It’s really not, as long as you know what you’re doing.

[@carlosresendiz5971]

Something that personally pisses me off I when a girl says something and I say what, and then they say nvm

[@danielzawodny4762]

yeah, like clearly you meant to say something, I'm just asking because I didn't hear you, not because I'm doing a double-take.

[@nightbearsnebula]

That is definitely me when I'm talking to my sister

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Isn't that for pretty much everyone though?

[@killumi_vfx]

@moonfløwer what did you say?

[@killumi_vfx]

@moonfløwer perfect 👌

[@sambailey2295]

he can fit all of his words into one message, he is a god

[@helpfulgamer1274]

If in one single character, it could be even better

[@DIO-ls7zi]

I just imagined him writing paragraphs to people

[@fenn_fren]

I can usually do that too. However, I tend to make my messages way too long and in-depth as I'm quite over-verbal.

[@sambailey2295]

SF1NX I use different messages as different sentences, punctuation has no place in texting

[@LazyKing3D2Y]

I often have that problem on twitter i always need more characters.

[@beckettgosnell4259]

Love how none of the questions were backhanded and intentionally hurtful. If everyone could have conversations like this we’d be 🔥

[@cpl2gwot]

These are all pretty straight on. For someone your age, you definitely have a solid grasp on life.

[@za_arto]

I think I'm starting to realize the difference between men and women when it comes to marriage, dating, etc... Women think that the relationship is some sort of sacred thing where 2 people merge their life together. Or in other words, the couple's personal time and life should unite. It's like a ritual where you become a lot closer. Men think that relationships are about caring for the other person they're in love with and themselves. But contrary to women, they think that they should both still have their personal time and life. Girls don't need to know who's Tommy, Ed and Chad. They also don't need to know how you met them, when, where and why are you friends with them and what's their individual interests and personality. This may not be true, but I do believe that's how Optimus thinks and also the majority of men too. And you probably shouldn't rely on this wall of text for future stuff. I'm 14, and even though in the age of internet where age doesn't sometimes accurately represent how much knowledge there is in your head. I'm sure that will drive you off because I wouldn't take an adolescent who never made it out there in the real world seriously, and that's what I'm encouraging you to think. Since you are still reading this, here's a question: Why did you read this? You will probably answer either because I can, I'm interested or why not? You don't know that you'll forget about this in the next 2 minutes, or you just don't care. I like bamboozling you with these weird questions. Edit: Sorry I couldn't respond because I posted this comment in 12 PM and I needed to go to sleep

[@angela.luntian]

Another thing: under that mentality, women marry as an objective. Its why they tend to be sooooo picky. Men are more laid back, which is why you hear a lot about men getting into a relationship with bad women. Women do hate each other and themselves. I am one. Some of the most vile people I know are women.

[@GregorianMG]

@@angela.luntian Interesting. I never see a marriage as objective, but as an optional one where I can choose to (and yes, I'm a male)

[@nenidetic]

@@angela.luntian I believe some women are pressured by their family to get married or have kids. Maybe that could be the reason why they see it as just a goal to reach.

[@samuelm.5318]

You’re both intelligent and wise, and I’m not surprised you’re 14. I find that younger people are often just as informed and insightful as adults, if not more so. I encourage you to keep posting and sharing your thoughts, man.

[@thesabre8458]

i dont feel its smart to throw out personal data to internet strangers

[@cloroxbleach7684]

10k likes and only 86 dislikes that a really good like dislike ratio

[@AhmadEscobar]

thats cause Optimus along with Birdman, and EDP445 are very high up there in the chain of command for the boys, and a lotta dudes recognize that

[@dogfacezombie]

@@AhmadEscobar A lot of people also know that they are speaking straight facts and are anti-feminist so they mainly support the videos that these creators make. I haven't watched birdman in like 3 months though, I need to check in on that guy.

[@cloroxbleach7684]

@@yeetuspatronus1050 ok thanks i will update it

[@mattp0576]

EDP445 the goat

[@dogfacezombie]

For those who may wonder what the comment originally said, I think it was 1.6k likes and 8 dislikes.

[@Gamer.ashguard]

Most painful thing a girl can say to a guy: “You’re a good FRIEND”

[@sithacolol5337]

Well what of they actually are friends?

[@celunax]

@@sithacolol5337 exactly lol

[@SpittFiire]

that's your cue to not pursue that person romantically then.

[@BloodMixedWithBeer]

"you are like little brother to me"

[@Loubert2004]

@@BloodMixedWithBeer Alabama intensifies

[@quantumvideoscz2052]

A guy here - I think women and men can be friends just fine. I'm not saying we never think about dating some of our friends who are girls, but it's not with everyone (and no, it's not about attractiveness, I'm friends with a gorgeous girl and I never even thought about dating her). I think it just depends on the person. But generally, yeah, we can be friends and just that, no problem.

[@lorenzohazen109]

Optimus: There shouldn't be anything I don't know the answer First Question: I DON'T KNOW Just kidding

[@PrizMatex]

When I saw the title, I immediately thought of that Buzzfeed video

[@ctoooc]

When she doesn't realise that men have personalities and tendencies

[@zs1171]

- and that men arent their puppets.

[@MonkeyIndustries]

Battle tendency?

[@phakepail8722]

@Poopee why you gotta be like that? She is just asking questions.

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

JoJo's Fandom and Speedwagon yes

[@thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071]

i didnt know people couldnt ask questions anymore

[@camerongraham4279]

I’m 16, and shorter than average. I am made fun of for my height by my friends all the time. It’s been like this for years and I act cool about it but it sucks. They do it infront of girls on group dates and stuff. I’m glad you mentioned that cuz, in a way, I thought I was the only one feeling this way. Maybe I can show my friends this and they will quit being immature about my height. I’m sure they want to just push me under them so I don’t take all the game 😉

[@justausername5749]

Hey, don’t worry. You still have a lot of time to grow some more, and there’s someone out there for everyone. A lot of people don’t care that much about height in real life from my experience after all.

[@camerongraham4279]

TheSebjo hey thanks man. You sound like the coolest guy ever. I have been wanting to go to the gym but haven’t had time because I’m doing a college/high school dual credit (working on my intelligence) right now 😂. Guess I’m on the right track. Seriously tho you sound super cool, and that makes me realize that being short isn’t even bad... cuz your likable.

[@esaisalazar4241]

Corona really just said “America has too much going on, I’m outta here”

[@Naif3mk]

Joshua Fancher i wish that wasn’t the case

[@blankslate7491]

@@Naif3mk ok edgelord

[@shemshem9998]

Corona when people start gathering for protests: it’s free real estate

[@nomercyinc6783]

hope the virus comes back to all those who didnt head the warnings about social grouping.

[@LeafELoxx]

What did that have to do with the video at all

[@aristotlekaiser6974]

The multiple texts in a row thing is something I’m guilty of because I think of things to add on after I’ve sent the initial message

[@zanny6414]

same lol

[@kaiser7695]

I only send it in like 2 messages at max and I don’t do it like each word in it’s own text. What is the point of separating every word.

[@killumi_vfx]

Honestly

[@killumi_vfx]

I

[@killumi_vfx]

Don't

[@anthonyjefferson6421]

Here I got a question, Anyone else notice how every time a woman cheats it’s never her fault? Like, ever? There’s always someone to blame or some underlying issue used to justify cheating, and the worst part is it always works😒

[@urinetrouble0543]

It’s always the mans fault, if she cheats “he didn’t treat her right”

[@s3t652]

And then rumors go around your family for at least months she may lie to her friends / family to blame it on you

[@bingitybong6518]

K A T E R I N O

[@navonmyhand7999]

@@urinetrouble0543 Or if she hit him it's because, "he made her go crazy, it was all she could do"

[@urinetrouble0543]

Navon Myhand or “he probably deserved it”

[@dosacro794]

"Dont make of their videogame skills" If they were in a cod chat lobby they would get used to that

[@bigman6007]

New title:"Answering to 10IQ questions"

[@imcarlosjr4898]

JAMES SPARROW one trillion IQ

[@aydenknowsbest-2921]

@@imcarlosjr4898 you forgot the negative

[@projectpitchfork860]

@@imcarlosjr4898 The questions aren't that smart.

[@JosiasIbarrashadowlink32]

but if it was reversed and it was 10 questions for women, I bet the internet's reaction would've been much different

[@Jynx1927]

Ye

[@atomiclight8574]

Original comment #37

[@VaporwaveVixen]

OMG HE SEXIST!!1!1!1!1!1!11!!!!!!!111!!!!

[@Jeeps-ye5ct]

But it’s not sexist asking questions lol I don’t think there would be a reaction

[@pythonl0rd584]

I wanna see a popular vid of that.

[@chollachow]

Why can’t she just hit someone up on insta and let them answer?

[@chollachow]

Iby png good point

[@crowofjudgement4718]

Maybe to get multiple answers from mutliple men to come to a conclusion.

[@imcool2931]

Because 1 man doesn't represent all men

[@chollachow]

@@imcool2931 Yeah, but she can dm multiple men, plus all men isnt gonna get the video. So you shouldnt say all men

[@chollachow]

Never Untoggle again, she could just dm multiple men

[@tawanamatewe2860]

optimus: i can answer all the question also optimus on the first question: i dont know

[@befyuwu]

Girl: omg why did he leave me on read like omg!😭 Also her: *sends him a picture of the corner of her face with no caption*

[@ice9232]

Relatable

[@Eduard.D.Vinsmoke]

They do this and get mad when i ghost them

[@EveTheRaviolo]

a girl friend of mine does this and I genuinely dont know how to respond lol

[@joseaguirre777]

True

[@rageaholic867]

one I really haven't seen mentioned yet for a huge turn off: Women who just expect you to pay for every little thing and do it because "guys are supposed to". If i take you out on a date and want to do so, that's my choice and will never mean i'm forced to do anything for you. Will most guys do it? Yeah because that's just how most guys are, but just expecting it to me is just kinda bs.

[@ahmataevo]

Most females anymore only do it to get free stuff and otherwise have no interest whatsoever in the man.

[@Imabird4real]

On first two dates always split the bill.

[@erenmademewritethis9833]

@@Imabird4real That's probably not a good sign right ? Makes you look cheap no ?

[@ightbro6460]

@@erenmademewritethis9833 I mean if the bill is huge, then yeah go ahead and split it.

[@SpittFiire]

If you're the one to ask them out on the date you should be the one to pay.

[@abhisheksathe123]

Women : I gave him so many signs why cant he just get it The signs : made eye contact with you for 0.2 seconds

[@erenmademewritethis9833]

Speaking from a personal experience with 3 girls , I notice them but I don't want to act on it in case I'm wrong and look like an idiot but I'm not a good example since I'm avoiding romantic relationships anyway lol

[@alexzanderroberts995]

Be me- has resting drill sergeant face Girls- ewww

[@gridetheunworthy]

@@erenmademewritethis9833 Yea that's mostly the case, you notice and be like "Is she...Na she cant be im to ____ to be with her"

[@zanerack1021]

Biggest turn off: When she doesn't know how to play Minecraft

[@thatoneguy9666]

Minecraft? Dude, she’s gotta have roblox

[@the_jam_man]

@@thatoneguy9666 get out

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@the_jam_man 1v1 me in roblox

[@the_jam_man]

Wha-... how did you respond THIS quickly?!

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@the_jam_man I don’t have a life

[@idiotsavant1063]

I've honestly have been waiting for him to do a video like this

[@RhinoHand]

Ikr

[@francismcgurk4200]

5:00 some people would be happy when someone’s talking to them

[@conbro0985]

First name Last name I don’t get how some people are so dependent on social interaction.

[@PresTsukasa]

My friend who has a crush with a girl i'm close with would probably agree

[@Dealano]

Men can you move please? Woman: I have a boyfriend!

[@fiz2255]

ok

[@2dicegaming912]

The men: sure u do

[@lilyaldrin2594]

That's when you just push her out the way

[@mydogranawayandgotraped5861]

@@lilyaldrin2594 lol

[@fbi5937]

K.

[@LoneisGamin]

Every girl: I want a 6'0 ft rich boyfriend Me: The f ck??

[@annee547]

smh, especially when they're like 5'4. it's weird

[@SteelPanda220]

So glad I’m not like that. 😄

[@eemilaatos]

* introverted nerds making an excuse why they dont have a girlfriend *

[@jeremylando40]

How about when a girl takes 8 hours to respond to a simple text that’s a huge turn off

[@ggezpz_gitgud]

Girls on my snap: *delivered 8 days ago*

[@themysteriousstranger7774]

Unless she's sleeping, it sounds like she's probably not that into you.

[@jojokes_n_stuff]

Either that or they're busy.

[@eggy6745]

That's probably because they are turned off tbf

[@nine5377]

anybody gonna break the news to him?

[@tannerk2911]

I feel like this video is a bit of a rant about optimuses love life 😂

[@gamerboygaming]

This is probably the calmest interaction from Optimus to a woman on the internet. That’s sad. Why can’t we have more of this? This is good discussion. I don’t want to see more “Oh MeN sUcC bEcAuSe ThEy SuCc” and then Optimus getting annoyed at that. I’d rather see friendlier interactions like this. I’m not blaming Optimus for this. I’m blaming the annoying Feminists who make the annoying sayings and stuff.

[@cando1864]

"What do you look for on a girls' social media?" I think she shared the dankest meme ever

[@GaamingPros]

Women who played hard to get are an absolute hard pass

[@williamwontiam3166]

I know right?!

[@2ndpartycrasher954]

I'm not very familiar with term lol

[@ricenoodles8024]

May be they are not playing, may be they are not interested in someone that way or they at have other options

[@JEvans-wy9ln]

@@ricenoodles8024 No there are women who do that. obviously not all though

[@sh4dewarrior576]

"One dude could, like, beat the other dude's puppy to death with a baseball bat and if they just like, you know, kick back for 15 minutes they will be best friends" - John Wick wants to know your location

[@myxikillian1813]

nice copy and paste mate

[@killerqueen6054]

Finally someone not talking about the “protests”

[@Swedishnbkongu]

bruh now you are the one talking about it (I kid)

[@mouthshovel]

This was actually pretty wholesome considering the angry feminist we were all expecting

[@zs1171]

Q1: when a gf makes me feel like im not good to them

[@boohk5484]

4:20 midddle left of the screen “George Floyd” Also 420 nice

[@giantlips1462]

Epic

[@vahki]

0:38

[@closa.g211]

boohk I was just watching is body cam

[@joserios6270]

I thought only I noticed it

[@saimalishahid1406]

I don't know what to think of that

[@matth23e2]

That thing about girls sending those simple "lol" and "wow fun" type of responses hit hard, I always thought I was the one bad at talking to girls since I could never come up with a response but then I actually met a girl who could talk and I realized that I wasn't the one who couldn't hold a conversation.

[@Dan-gs3kg]

Ever need to go to a chiropractor for carrying conversations?

[@vividvault9285]

Yea, but you guys do that too lol. I have met some of the most boring and uninteresting guys that literally provide nothing to the conversation but a few words. They just ask questions and never provide input on the topic themselves. It's not a gender thing, it is a poor communication skill thing. So you just have to date around until you find someone that isn't an idiot.

[@vegito1012]

If I’m skating or walking around a big city I’ll wear a sling pack. The ones that go over the shoulder. They look dope and are pretty convenient.