Answering Our Viewers' Deepest Conspiracies... | Chuckle Sandwich

[@ianmcgregor576]

The most paranoid man in the world vs. possibly the worst gaslighter of all time

[@Dat1person_]

LMAO

[@bedro_0]

Yeah I am not even halfway into the episode, but schlatt knows these two fuckers too well for that shit to work on him

[@elsaucio8828]

which is which lol

[@porkyorcy1715]

SUCH A GOOD DESCRIPTION HAHAHAHAHA

[@TZ_]

@@elsaucio8828Schlatt is the paranoid one, and Ted is a terrible gaslighter

[@avabunii4445]

why does big guy look so handsome in this episode

[@lukelun]

Those serial killer glasses really fit him, reminds me of what he did in 99'. He has always been handsome though, with that chiseled jawline, lightskin stare, crystal blue eyes.....

[@BlaireBlaireBlaire]

big guy looks handsome in every episode HOW DARE YOU

[@symonehenderson]

I’m glad I’m not the only one. Talk about a soggy biscuit 🤓

[@alexxx3156]

Big guy IS the handsome

[@Buggz_artYT]

RIGHT?

[@nicoleherriot9846]

Tucker, please continue the secret challenge idea until they're both used to getting challenges and inevitably trying to guess what challenge the other person is doing. Then one day give them the challenge to guess the other person's challenge, but giving neither an actual challenge

[@peddr.o]

he should slowly drive them more insane and schizophrenic. like next episode he could bring someone to whisper some things every now and then and make them think its the voices in their heads

[@pe9ch3d]

DUDE please 🙏

[@catttttttttttttt]

I love this I’m gonna kiss you on the lips

[@philguy5221]

Well they probably read this so it wouldn’t work

[@Dr.Succ0]

@@philguy5221I can say with 80% certainty that they do not read this shit… these comments are boring asf compared to their Reddit

[@sophful]

without the context of tucker's challenges this podcast just looks like schlatt slowly devolving into a pysch ward resident

[@Clammychow]

ur pfp

[@sophful]

@@Clammychow what abt it

[@LaurenTheorist]

One day Tucker should make us guess the challenges he gives them.

[@_Kuma_]

Isn’t that how it always is?

[@toadstool_soda]

dude schlatt could have EASILY brought up the topic of family and be like "my little cousin is showing me a skibidi rizz gyatt ohio brain rot video" AND AS A BIT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO EASY

[@peddr.o]

fr he couldve just said all of them in sequence. thats how these terms are actually used most of the time anyway. like when they were talking about fanum tax he couldve said some shit like "fanum tax is so w rizz and skibidi gyatt"

[@DanielTheOcto]

YEAH like he could've had it done in the first 6 to 8 minutes but once it hit the halfway mark and he finally said one I already knew he wasn't going to complete it

[@atticusmiller3961]

Yeah, but it would've been kind of anticlimactic. First and foremost, they're still putting on a show.

[@DanielTheOcto]

@@atticusmiller3961 Schlatt would absolutely take the opportunity to beat Ted easily in something just to make fun of him, if he had realized he could

[@atticusmiller3961]

@@DanielTheOcto Fair enough

[@theoinserlastname6346]

Love the Challenge idea Tucker Please do it again

[@FrostyChipmunk13]

Agreed

[@tjbullis1491]

Schlatts challenge seemed A LOT harder than tedds to me lol. (Havent seen the ep yet tho so idk)

[@infiniteoracle.]

very skibidi

[@bonnibelio_]

​@@tjbullis1491 definitely, Ted was half way done before Schlatt even started

[@EthonIsOver]

agreed

[@NizeDirt]

The duality of man: Ted - in-out-burger shirt Schart- 911 shirt

[@downside_]

Holy schart I didn’t even notice that

[@mesmerian762]

Haha schart

[@san_1044]

mr socks reference 💀?

[@oliviajiles481]

Schart has me wheezing

[@editsbysouth]

tucker: america quarter zip

[@goddammiteythan]

schlatt really took that yassification promise seriously

[@Moccason]

Yeah man we’re entering a new era for sure

[@mevoogle]

Once a Twink always a Twink

[@gariden]

@@mevooglenever heard of twink death

[@_Kuma_]

@@garidentwink rebirth

[@drewisdreaming]

​@_Kuma_ everything is cyclical...

[@fracttu]

38:59 "im gonna try to say this without sounding parasocial" *proceeds to say the most parasocial thing ever*

[@Stella.22g]

She's insane

[@itsnowonder9856]

​@Stella.22g They are a bit delulu as Schlatt would say, luckily Ted and Schlatt are cool guys that just took it in a funny way.

[@HeyLeFay]

Its especially strange because I feel like out of all of them, Ted is the *most* straight. I'm bi and I have no idea what vibes they were picking up on lol

[@Bigryguy95-epic]

It was weird for sure. The person sounds like they see the world through the lens of sexuality and pronouns only. Like one of those young teens that makes fanfic of two straight characters being gay for each other. Except this is with an actual person. Basically just saying they think Ted *should* be gay. Which is just insane and such a weird thing to think about someone, no matter the vibes you pick up from them.

[@leorafilms.]

yeah, as a bi person, that shit is weird. you do not 'headcanon' real ass people

[@Dat1person_]

schlatt just exasperatedly yelling “he wanted me to say skibidi” in the most serious voice had got to be the funniest thing ever

[@stinkothestooleater4490]

Schlatt: "OMG why did you look over there at the other screen" Schlatt a minute later: looks at screen "I woke up in Ohio!"

[@redfortydye]

23:30 ted gaslighting schlatt so fucking hard is taking me out

[@bigmike4923]

He caught onto it quick😂

[@redfortydye]

@@bigmike4923 HE DID LMFAOOO

[@americanmouthh]

and 53:11 LMAOOO

[@devildogs1147]

“You’re acting weird” “are you okay”

[@hiflamingo]

tucker PLEASE do this challenge idea or something like it more, its so funny watching the two monkeys throw shit at eachother

[@NaOkii]

Blud says Gooning and other shit in his Sleep Deprived Crew, but "skibidi" is where he draws the line

[@Clammychow]

w sdp reference

[@OsirusHandle]

skibidi is just some cringe meme gooning is a real phenomenon (neo-hedonism)

[@pixwool]

@@OsirusHandle describing gooning as "neo-hedonism" is the funniest fucking thing ever

[@rickyckl]

Omg I never realized how paranoid Shlatt is, the way he immediately caught with Ted😂

[@itsjustskaii]

Sometimes I forget that these are literal like 20 year olds and seeing Schlatt use slang from today is so funny to me 😭

[@islandsicedtea]

20 somethings

[@jyjaeskz]

​@@islandsicedteaI thought this said 20 sometimes

[@maxjohnson403]

Schlatt is gen z idk why its surprising

[@pe9ch3d]

@@ipromiseimtryingmy dad does stuff like that, and i swear he just keeps doing it because he knows it annoys me

[@meepzola]

this made me feel so old help

[@Nobody-jg9mu]

Ted’s List - [x] 1 (2:34) - [x] 2 (2:33) - [x] 3 (7:34) - [x] 4 (9:17) - [x] 5 (5:54) - [x] 6 (11:05) - [x] 7 (8:42) - [x] 8 (9:41) - [x] 9 (2:29) - [x] 10 (0:04) - [x] 11 (0:33) - [x] 12 (12:20) - [x] 13 (12:40) - [x] 14 (13:02) - [x] 15 (17:17) - [x] 16 (13:16) - [x] 17 (13:17) - [x] 18 (14:10) - [x] 19 (5:09) - [x] 20 (4:30) - [x] 21 (41:46) - [x] 22 (41:46) - [x] 23 (4:48) - [x] 24 (32:38) - [x] 25 (32:45) - [x] 26 (33:17) - [x] 27 (34:37) - [x] 28 (1:06:14) - [x] 29 (50:34) - [x] 30 (20:20) Suspicion (20:28) Rearousal (53:11) Boasting (1:10:33) Schlatt’s List - [x] Blud (45:58) - [ ] Delulu - [x] Fanum Tax (26:22) - [ ] Gyatt - [ ] Looksmaxxing - [ ] Mewing - [x] Mogging (45:53) - [x] Ohio (24:26) - [ ] Rizz (Apparently, he never said this but I could’ve sworn he should’ve said it during 13:53) - [ ] Skibidi

[@Nobody-jg9mu]

10 isn’t right, can’t be bothered to go back through though

[@Nobody-jg9mu]

Nevermind fixed

[@draco7540]

I feel like Ted’s was easier justice for schlatt 😭

[@Nobody-jg9mu]

@@draco7540Ted’s was totally easier. I think Schlatt’s was manageable for the most part (lot of strategies he could’ve used) but looksmaxxing and mewing are impossible to pull off without being fully tangential

[@rainy-matcha]

why way Ted's challenge wayyyy easier 😭

[@Botly_Gee]

schlatt looks like he's about to give me a lecture on quantum physics Schleffrey Dahmer

[@bagger_z]

Hes such a silly fucking nerd with those glasses on

[@AidenPlayz-GamingAndStuff]

Hey buddy I noticed that you're gay. Wanna hook up?

[@Allandacky]

Hmmmhh matches up with what he did in 1999

[@ComradeFer]

“How did Hellen Keller even know about anything or write books??” Oh boy they’re gonna go crazy when they discover braille and tactile sign language 😭

[@theycallmekid6917]

i know i just kept laughing when they were all like 'how does she even understand the concept' 😭 like uhh blind people are still capable of reading & deaf people are still capable of communicating, let's use our thinking caps guys LMAO

[@anthonyserna317]

​@@theycallmekid6917no but she was both at the same time in order to learn braille you'd have to be able to hear ect Ect

[@theycallmekid6917]

@@anthonyserna317 you can literally utilize both at the same time.

[@Adrians1999]

@@anthonyserna317 no you don’t, braille is a tactile language, you don’t need to hear or see to learn it. Communication isn’t restricted to sound and sight. Plus, y’all forget that being blind and/or deaf doesn’t mean that you literally can’t see or hear anything. Many people can, just to a certain extent.

[@lilym1428]

literally the amount of ableism and misinformation in that segment is crazy. idk why tucker would choose a clip of someone speaking like that about a disabled person, saying it's "like teaching a mouse"

[@myrelin3]

it'd be funny to have another one of these challenges, but only give one to schlatt. that way he'll be focussing on trying to find a pattern in what ted is doing because he'll think ted also has a challenge

[@jukeincorporated]

8:56 Schlatt thought he was slick wit that radiohead reference

[@grobblesnop]

PARANOID ANDROID MENTIONED⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@paitonfyfe1849]

he had an entire series dedicated to analyzing radiohead if im not wrong

[@audreyk.7227]

EXACTLY I HAD TO GO BACK TO THE PARANOID ANDROID VIDEO

[@guyistakenistaken]

​@@paitonfyfe1849yeah but he never finished it cause of copyright issues

[@bowenbrown]

The Guide reference I’d like to say.

[@shilohmehm8413]

I’m so surprised schlatt is left handed bc he seems like the kinda guy to clown lefties so hard. And to me Ted gives off lefty, maybe it’s the ADHD

[@raidenzxo9328]

Nobody gives off lefty energy....

[@trumanbadra8003]

who tf clowns lefties lmao

[@K-l-L-O-]

@@raidenzxo9328you give off lefty vibes dude

[@veryswagsarah]

i reckon he used his right hand for the horrendous actions he did back in '99

[@kalebbailstorm9733]

No to me, schlatt is total lefty material. Every lefty I've ever known is oddly proud of being a lefty while complaining about how everything is made for rightys he totally fits that loud lefty mold

[@Kale-mf3jb]

The challenges are genuinely a really good idea. Tucker >>>

[@VioletSchoff]

I love how Ted is just gaslighting shlatt into thinking that he is just crazy and dosent like ranges of numbers. Ultimate power move 😂

[@Lordmemeboi]

Why is schlatt looking so majestic

[@1_am_kay]

He’s got the Jeffery dahmer glasses that’s why. your gonna be his next victim don’t fall for it

[@Lil_seksesh]

@@1_am_kayI can be his next victim.

[@Z3rd1x]

@@Lil_sekseshnahhhh 😂😂😂

[@Ava80212]

@@Lil_seksesh unfortunately... real.

[@Bingle1]

This has gotta be a new record for the amount misinformation in one episode

[@Stella.22g]

Yeah sure, ADL agent

[@stevtective]

yup!

[@potat8089]

You'd be surprised

[@lukescreepedout]

I would expect nothing less from a conspiracy video

[@Sickle.Pickle]

i don't think the catholic church would be too happy about "schlatt" being left handed

[@seanlewis8189]

Slaggs twink era is starting

[@alexzandrarubino9039]

he did announce his twink era was coming back

[@demetriam2408]

Twink reincarnation

[@soojunimo]

the twinkification has begun

[@kel4023]

twink rebirth

[@TheRealMarriott]

Reamerging

[@lizz_rosee_]

Ted needing reassurance that his gaslighting was good is hilarious 😭 the most Ted thing ever

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Watching these Speakpipe episodes really gives me an appreciation for how well Ted and Schlatt can riff off of the dumb shit 15 year olds say.

[@eggiegazapo]

the bit with wren is so painful i keep having to pause and snort another line before i come back to it

[@Fluttershys_bong]

Dude I’m stoned af and it still made me like tense up. 2020 as a caricature 😭😭

[@matruxa1]

As a bisexual myself, this felt very weird and delegitimizing. I know they didn't mean any harm but it came off to me as them essentially treating Ted like a fictional character and stripping him of his agency. I would be taken aback if someone had told me they're fully convinced some alternate version of me is heterosexual. That same logic still applies to heterosexual people, just because they weren't being homophobic doesn't make it less messed up to say.

[@Stella.22g]

She needs to touch grass, it was so cringe

[@pe9ch3d]

I could not get through that one without laughing at them and cringing simultaneously

[@sunalt7316]

​@@Stella.22gthey said they use they. hope this helps.

[@nataliaromanova3646]

the perfect podcast to play in the background while summoning the spirit of our beloved long gone slime…

[@SammonPuolustaja]

Jokes aside, I still can't believe Charlie is actually dead.

[@nataliaromanova3646]

@@SammonPuolustaja he’ll always be alive in our hearts..

[@tjluvsu]

maybe we can resurrect him with a philosophers stone 🤷‍♂️

[@nataliaromanova3646]

@@tjluvsu we can bring him back.. but ted will never let him stay bit of a jesus sitch

[@QuezzNor]

​@@SammonPuolustajayeah. you didnt have to mention that, i am now gonna write a twitter thread on how you reinvoked my trauma. Thanks bub.

[@meekakelly6025]

Tucker being shown in the lil musical intro makes me so happy

[@boogeytime686]

Was he shown? There was a part where he was chasing Schlatt but I think it’s been like that for a while

[@meekakelly6025]

@@boogeytime686 this is my first time noticing, I usually listen audio only haha

[@Becca_TheWorm]

For some reason my brain read this as “mentally ill intro”

[@aikenanderson22]

The Dahmer glasses canonically reveal that the J stands for Jeffery

[@gabofromherelive864]

Jeffery “Schlort”

[@perfectwing1999]

I can't understand the thought process behind "Helen Keller was able to do that? I don't believe that. Therefore, I will believe she wasn't real instead of actually looking things up outside of conspiracy tiktoks."

[@StenchSniffer]

Pretty sure it was satire. No one actually believes that Hellen Keller wasn’t real lol.

[@lit3home]

@@StenchSnifferI've met someone in real life that thinks that she faked her disability. There 100% are people like that. It's so weird and gross to me.

[@olive2667]

@@StenchSnifferunfortunately there are people that actually subscribe to that theory.

[@aralynn1658]

No way yall think they were serious

[@Jax_isaViewer]

It’s satire dude come on 😭

[@th3on3thatb3atu]

Shlatt calling Ted out for saying numbers is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@the.dirt.man.]

Huge fan of Tucker’s challenge. Creative, do more of that shit

[@Kaistr0]

13:46 hearing Ted and Schlatt collab on a full cover of that song is not a want, it's a NEED 😅

[@RonathanXP]

I thought Jschill doing the Gen alpha speak would seem natural because of his age but it's 100 times more out of place than Ted mentioning the numbers lol.

[@demimk624]

For the Hellen Keller segment, braille is a thing... that's how blind people read and write.

[@Juicyboy49]

But she’s deaf too

[@demimk624]

@@Juicyboy49 do you know what braille is?

[@Foxkiin]

​@@Juicyboy49 Braille works by touch. So even if she is deaf she can still read and write. Honestly i feel everyone that has doubts about Hellen Keller should watch the Soup Emporium video because it does a great job explaining this.

[@anthonyserna317]

​@@Foxkiinshe couldn't learn braille because there was no way for it to be explained to her dude

[@anthonyserna317]

​@@demimk624how could she learn Braille?? She couldn't be taught it because no one could tell her

[@ame1iajane19]

omg the hair i’m going insane

[@Charliezz_]

LITERALLY 😭🙏

[@iCantGetErect]

Yall weird

[@lanadelreyismom]

SAME

[@iCantGetErect]

Yall weird

[@PkProut]

Stan vibes 😬

[@rattfish]

that hellen keller theorist is making my blood boil

[@Communistdaughter]

@@rattfish same she makes herself sound like such an idiot

[@olive2667]

i couldn’t even sit through it 😭

[@aralynn1658]

It was so obviously a joke bro no one actually thinks you can learn through water 😭

[@crowkit9729]

@@aralynn1658people genuinely believe helen keller was a joke tho like its a real popular theory

[@madisnzz]

I have friends, and a lot of my school, who genuinely believe she wasn’t real. I honestly didn’t even know she who she was before that

[@haley_here]

tucker’s challenges are awesome love this

[@diadediadedia]

Soggy biscuit not even 30 seconds in is diabolical

[@Dreg-dd4nq]

Thinking Helen Keller couldn’t understand the concept of language is soooooo… that girl needs to learn about tactile language 😭😭😭😭

[@zaroko8105]

This challenge is perfect, it gives us reason to pay attention to more of what they're saying

[@HMMdiddum]

36:25 Tactile sign language, Tadoma, square script, braille, and Protactile exist? It's not too hard to understand how a deafblind person may communicate and learn to read/write lol😅

[@theboiyouddate5722]

Omg thank you!!!

[@maddiedoes3571]

yeah original conspirator just came off as really stupid

[@algabirdsen9599]

ik it's crazy how people think disabled people just like can't do anything. this whole segment was kinda infuriating

[@makennahein9705]

i just watched a video debunking helen keller deniers and this just shows how casually ableist people can be

[@HMMdiddum]

@@algabirdsen9599Yeah like when the person compared Hellen Keller to a mouse? Like she was a intelligent human being, just cause she was deaf and blind doesn't make her unable to learn/adapt. That was kinda ableist tbh.

[@vnttma]

i was looking for comments about the challenges but then i remembered it’s impossible for anyone to have finished watching in 15 min

[@mollison8438]

HAHA I was thinking the same thing lol

[@kei.13]

The speakpipe episodes make me feel shame as a chuckler. Am I like these people? Am I cringe?

[@haikpw]

@@kei.13 yeah these people do not represent us 💀

[@colorbar.s]

god me too

[@aurelien5747]

I take reassurance in the fact that some of them are hilarious, and it could be anyone of us

[@aphelioselene]

The ableism from the person who submitted the Hellen Keller ‘conspiracy’ is insaneeeee what an intolerable human

[@OsirusHandle]

nah she just silly didnt think about it 🤣

[@yourbasicninja]

I hope to believe that she was just memeing on the conspiracy and only wanted a reaction from them, and not just another brainrot zoomer who only gets (mis)information from tiktok and nothing else. And it was not like she jumped in a plane and started doing aerobatic maneuvers, she was lead into the plane with a supervisor and followed the instructions given to her.

[@Epic3556]

Don't attribute malice to what could be ignorance

[@Feral_cat_pants]

@@Epic3556comparing a disabled person to a mouse is malicious. It doesn’t matter what the intent was.

[@dallasallad335]

Big Man’s senses are crazy knowing Ted is up to something

[@oliver3377]

Big guy is literally proving that he can do that AI Frank Sinatra cover for real

[@GreerL0319]

He already proved he could when he eleased an official cover

[@oliver3377]

@@GreerL0319 goddammit I completely missed that LMAO

[@GreerL0319]

@@oliver3377 looks like he took the video down for some reason maybe copyright claims

[@oliver3377]

@@GreerL0319 there’s a clip of it in his video talking about the covers but not the whole thing

[@pot4017]

​@@oliver3377youtube took it down sadly

[@Memu_]

This episode felt like an actual feverdream thanks to Tucker's challenges

[@Dorky_Ikea]

Helen Keller wasn’t stupid, she just couldn’t see or hear. But she figured out how to communicate and she wasn’t fully flying the plane, she just held the sticks. It’s not that hard if someone tells you(signs in this case) to you what you have to do. I recommend the video “was Helen Keller a fraud?” By soup emporium. Honestly the view that she was lying or didn’t know how to do anything is ableist and ignorant (no hate to the chuckle gang, love these guys just felt like commenting)

[@jey1834]

Genuinely asking how did they sign to her if she couldn't see

[@HMMdiddum]

​@@jey1834 Tactile sign language, a modified version of sign language that deafblind people use. Wikipedia also has a list of the various methods that deafblind people use to communicate, just search the for the article on deafblindness.

[@Dorky_Ikea]

@@jey1834 she would feel her caretakers mouth and throat to feel the vibrations for each word you say and piece together what each word was said. Also context clues and such helped her to learn what words meant and what they were. Just like how deaf children learn language or how a blind person learns to read braile. During the plane ride the interpreter told her what to do either by signing in her hand or speaking and Helen touching her mouth. And like I said, she wasn’t full on flying the plane, more so just holding the stick and doing what she was told

[@olive2667]

yeah i couldn’t even sit through that one. orion just regurgitated ableist nonsense they saw on tiktok.

[@aralynn1658]

@@olive2667they were clearly joking

[@spoodii]

people got no shame in the speak pipe meanwhile i’m embarrassed to send in even 1

[@HydroniteTB]

Schlatt entering his middle aged couch dad arc now

[@fatbus0596]

Chuggle slandfish

[@sijebi]

This is the best comment I've ever read

[@sijebi]

I'm laughing so fucking hard rn

[@fatbus0596]

​@@sijebiI'm glad you found it funny

[@bonniejunk]

worst comment i've ever read

[@bonniejunk]

im crying so fucking hard rn

[@Spon01]

The perfect podcast to watch instead of feeding my children. Thanks Schlatt and Ted!

[@dorianTFF]

I gotta be honest, these speakpipe episodes really show how painfully unfunny this fanbase can be 😭

[@dhampir1]

Yeah, this was a harder one. It's definitely the consequences of having a more immature fanbase as a demographic. I enjoyed their chemistry and the challenges they were assigned regardless

[@olive2667]

orion and wren’s conspiracies especially. i couldn’t even sit through them 😭

[@aphroditellia1281]

right like the helen keller ‘conspiracy’ isn’t groundbreaking and stopped being funny when it started like ten years ago

[@tesamccrackenn]

@@olive2667Wren’s was especially rough. I genuinely hope they learn from the reaction to this episode that it isn’t okay or normal to head cannon a real human being’s sexuality. There’s no harm if it’s a fictional character, but it’s so weird when it’s a real person.

[@colorbar.s]

​@@tesamccrackenn I think they didn't stop to think if their sense of humour would work outside of their bubble honestly

[@QuantumJuicE3]

I like how Ted only brought up the 12 days of christmas part to get more numbers out of the way and schlant is all confused and judging ted on his christmas music taste lol. I wonder how much of schladdles perception of Ted is just gaslit propaganda

[@isaakazam]

Perfect podcast to get lost in the woods to and have to eat my best friend for survival too, thanks Ted and Tucker ❤

[@completeregret3513]

If you think the Helen Keller one is interesting, I fully recommend the video "Was Helen Keller a Fraud?". It goes really in depth on the conspiracy and where it originated/why it's popular nowadays

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while denying the existsnce of a large flesh pit under the Washington Monument!

[@justincompetent2173]

The quality of these speakpipes is ever decreasing

[@JaimieWFYT]

Yeah these were not hitting how the people sending them thought they would. I admire the confidence though

[@prestoniamc455]

Bro I can’t get over the insane ableism in the Helen Keller segment

[@StenchSniffer]

It’s not ableist, you can’t drive a fucking plane if you can’t see or hear 😭

[@aphelioselene]

@@StenchSniffer it is ableist, orion was being vile about deadblind people as a whole, going as far to speculate how they communicate, how they know what the concept of flight is, ect. It’s incredibly degrading and disrespectful to diminish deafblind peoples abilities

[@nyxp8442]

Dude they literally just put that woman in the driver seat and physically made her drive the plane it's not that hard to understand ​@@StenchSniffer

[@lit3home]

I had to skip it. It was awful. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that.

[@aralynn1658]

No way yall think Orion was serious abt that

[@jaydenki6761]

Oh God these guys are back

[@seroppyy]

The whole Wren thing gave me the biggest ick of my life. They have mega brain rot 💀💀

[@Fluttershys_bong]

I genuinely had such second hand embarrassment like???

[@lit3home]

It's so gross.

[@GenericUser860]

Am I stupid, what was wrong with that section? Them talking about gay people and dicks for a minute or two? Cause that seemed normal for them tbh

[@lufufi3iboo]

loosen up it was funny

[@seroppyy]

@@Fluttershys_bong LITERALLY

[@SailorSeptembrrr]

Who’s the handsome dude In schlatt’s chair ?

[@iwilltickjoebidenstoesverysoon]

right :o

[@pebblessssssss]

WHY IS SCHLATT SO STYLISH??? HE LOOKS SO COOL!!!

[@BobbyTortilla1]

I'm dying at Ted's joke with Schlatt unknowingly uncovering his challenge while trying to do his

[@broyd]

59:28 That “you like that” by tucker to Ted was very sensual

[@prettyspooky]

CRAZY THUMBNAIL 😭

[@shinxlover4231]

The Helen Keller conspiracy was just a girl who did not know how blind and deaf people work. Like- “how could she read or write?” braille exists. You don’t need to see or hear to write. “How do you explain language to a deaf and blind person. Sign language. Specifically letting her touch an object then signing into her hand the name of said object. Blind and dead people do exist and they can learn to communicate. I don’t get why this is such a difficult concept. Also comparing her to a mouse was a huge ableist red flag.

[@offenglish5733]

I hope they do another conspiracy episode at some point where people send in actual conspiracies

[@canislupus9208]

There is high overlap between Adhd and bisexual swagger, both in Vibe and like weirdly-statistically

[@iamveryconfusedd]

really? if so could have something to do with neurodivergence in general combined with queerness. i know theres a big overlap between trans and autistic people for instance

[@_TiredMotherfucker_]

@@iamveryconfusedd Most trans people aren’t autistic though. It’s more that a lot of autistic ppl are trans but not even the majority.

[@jvelin9723]

we need to start submitting speakpipes and ending it with putting the fingers in the box fan

[@vaquri]

We need a Speakpipe prompt thats about something only adults mostly do. Like: What's your driving pet peeves? What's your craziest work story? Half of these speakpipes were great and half not so much

[@Holy_Moly69]

That wren person really needs to get a grip on being normal. Almost had to skip that part cuz i was cringing so hard. Good on ted for taking it well tho, i would be freaked tf out if someone said something like that to me

[@falconfire29]

I was focused so hard on Ted counting that I got in a car crash. Sorry everyone on the 10 West!

[@VibeJem]

I don't usually comment on these but why does schlong look immaculate and kinda whimsical here

[@friendpaco6868]

absolutely LOVE the secret challenge idea

[@sponkold]

I love watching Ted have no idea how to end the podcast more and more with each episode In a good way

[@bulb3067]

The challenges are genuinely hilarious, loved this

[@starsALTrisen]

i fully started sobbing when ted started the intro. please. never again. I can't skibideal with my skibihosts on this skipodcast any longer. skibibye. forever.

[@normihalasz]

Its nighttime where i live, how do you expect me to watch it right now? Delete it.

[@ultranumhere]

honestly the challenge idea is pretty entertaining as a subplot for the episode, I think it needs to continue appearing from time to time

[@madmillion88]

The challenge idea is the coolest thing ever tucker

[@aphelioselene]

Thank god no one took the bisexual one too seriously, that stuff was so weird the parasocialism is bananas

[@AlytheAlleyWay]

The Helen Keller one was wild...the girl was just yapping. Wtf do you mean she put her hand under water to learn english? 💀 Does no one understand the concept of braille and the fact she had someone growing up teaching her ways to communicate?😭

[@pigeonegg1429]

i love their fundamental misunderstanding of when the twelve days of christmas are on a calendar, adding an additional day doesnt delay christmas it just extends christmas further into january. the first day is dec 25, the twelfth day is january 5

[@dawa_-]

Keller did fly a plane, it's a stick... she was told to hold it steady and so she did... there was, of course, a copilot... she was taught language with hand signing (drawing letters on her hand with your finger) And the neck and mouth thing.

[@Tovilian]

Schlat knows Ted so well he almost caught on to his 30 buzz feed facts cause it didn't sound like a natural conversation he knew something was up

[@qviie9300]

tucker should mention that once you sign yourself off to ucmj if you proceed to mishandle your body, like you get severely sunburnt on deployment because you didn't apply sunscreen or something similar, if you're injured because of your own error, they can LITERALLY fine/jail you for mishandling military property because you are no longer your own PERSON you are property of the marine corp

[@silliestgoosen]

the hellen keller part was so ableist

[@Ram.exeLIVE]

I turn into those wolf ripping their shirts off images everytime Chuckle Sandwich uploads

[@randomperson5086]

Why does schlatt look like he’s going through his liberal arc?

[@medm3d]

that Wren person ain’t real fam☠️☠️☠️ whattt

[@TheMaddi829]

my dad is left handed and he holds ALL of schlatt's listed values! everyone tell my dad congrats!!

[@Therealonetruejoe]

Hello, Helen Keller was absolutely a real person, who had the disabilities she said she did and did the things she said she did. How can i say this for sure? because other blind/deaf people have had the disabilites she said she had and have done the things she said she had. RECENTLY. the most recent person I could find flew a plane in 2012, who communicated in the same way that Keller did. the 2012 example was also a 15-year-old. deaf/blind people can and do absolutely learn to do the things Keller did, because it's not some miracle. The video "Was Hellen Keller a Fraud | The Deep Dive" by Soup Emporium goes into an extensive amount of detail about this. It's generally just an ableist conspiracy theory that is perpetuated becuase people think blind/deaf people are blubbering fools with no awareness of the world around them. Please attempt not to spread such sentiment in the future.

[@Aaron_HD]

Nuh uh

[@Communistdaughter]

@@Therealonetruejoe unironically it’s so cringe every time I hear some braindead teenager going « um was Helen Keller real??????!!?!? »

[@mustymentv297]

Helen Keller supported eugenics and the euthanasia of disabled people she sucked

[@iLinked]

​@@Aaron_HD I side with this guy

[@user-lo8lb7hi3p]

I think there’s a huge amount of society who view deaf/blind people as completely incapable of doing things independently which is why conspiracies like this gain traction. It does suck tho because there is more than enough evidence out there today that shows the opposite

[@nathanieljones8043]

helen keller was real and was blind/deaf you can do way more than you think without those 2 senses that conspiracy is just ablism. but she only able to because her family was super rich and had a lot stuff for her and alot of teachers. also the hand thing schlatt said isn't a joke that is literally what she did to learn how to talk just not to a companion