Answering Your Assumptions About Me

[@art.sthetic1615]

Only Zane Matt and Heath would walk away from the camera and keep it in the video bc they’re 24/7 funny

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

LITERALLY MY FAVES

[@FuckinWildMick]

Literally watch time lmao...

[@oluwayemis]

If I knew all I need to get Matt’s attention was slime... I would have been invested in the slime industry 😂

[@karla.vonsolms]

same girl

[@xlovemeharder1667]

True

[@autumn7711]

making a slime insta as we speak

[@bellep9520]

tea

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

sassies

[@ZaneHijazi]

Matt and I make our own line of activator dust

[@cydneyjoy6267]

Duh that would be lit

[@shancox06]

Yes 100% would buy

[@reggieu9660]

YASSS!!!

[@cydneyjoy6267]

You the real MVP😂

[@autumnrowe8712]

Zane Hijazi definitely

[@alliecurtis7065]

no one: absoulutely no one: matt: YoU oVeRaCtIvAtEd ThE sLiMe

[@shammi9481]

He did tho

[@lachellanutella3867]

XD

[@rcelias22]

This!!!!! LMFAO

[@user-xp6id4yo1g]

Matt legit makes every video 100X better😂 His commentary is THE BEST lol

[@stephaniezaragoza2447]

Agree

[@ClappinTaz]

Excuse you

[@shammi9481]

I wish he uploaded more:(

[@natalie8267]

Ok but why is Matt actually adorable with his pink hoodie & slime😂💕

[@raihanahmartin4884]

Neon Mind lmao I know right ....😂

[@ry3887]

Neon Mind Matt is always adorable

[@hufsa239]

yes

[@jparks7356]

Litterly ik

[@jparks7356]

7:30 and 7:35 😂

[@goldenb2395]

*I’m late but heath is in a healthy relationship and it shows* *IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM*

[@cnc510]

YES ! I saw him and mariah at a mall and you can see how good they are with each other.

[@pepsicola0786]

@@cnc510 ahhh I'm jealous of you! I would freak if I had to see them in public

[@cnc510]

Pepsi Cola I was freaking out! my heart dropped like I honestly almost cried.

[@sadgirlsclub5028]

Poor Zane 😂

[@ASMRSALONNUMANTV]

Golden B Hi guys. I’m a youtuber and my viewers said that I look like Zane Hijazi. Do you see the resemblance?😎subscribe channnel 🙏🏻😉👍

[@christinah5859]

‘It was garlic bread I thought you’d like it...’ I CHOKED

[@eatxsleepxtumblr]

I fucking whEEzed

[@andeymintz]

*gasp* You overactivated the slime... This boi so concerned 😂

[@janetaguirre7187]

1:16 Matt getting so excited and clapping his hands over the Slime😂😭💜

[@shammi9481]

Thats so cute

[@KatieeeHop3]

Take a shot every time Matt says “you over activated it!!”

[@linaxoxo3727]

Take a shot every time Matt says "You over activated it!" Lolllll😂

[@slowdivemp3]

I'd be hospitalised 😂

[@elizabeth-js8ko]

Laughing out loud, loud, loud, loud, loud XD

[@dropitlikegomez1384]

*Matt being picked on about his slime feels so nostalgic hahaha.* 😂😭

[@samanthamostafa2148]

I like how Matt was shading them for not graduating college and doing KZbin videos with slime... but like Matt you graduated college and you're doing the same thing baby.

[@boomerandannabelle2454]

Sammi M u CaLlEd HiM bAbY uR dAtInG

[@imtired8812]

Noor Aly true

[@antinoye973]

Sammi M b A b Y?

[@laurensinclaire3356]

but if they're youtube careers end, matt has something to fall back on

[@hi-kr1cy]

@@laurensinclaire3356 teaaaaa

[@maryamj1186]

Everytime matt imitates zane it's so funny 9:27

[@loganobrien7535]

zane and heath getting lectured by matt is the funniest shit for no reason lmaoo😭

[@shyone9449]

Matt needs to call Shane and have an afternoon slime playdate!

[@laurenbecker3445]

Shy One yassssss

[@FaithDavies98]

He’s lazy, no good, don’t do nothing, always hanging out talking trash 😂😂😂 I say this on the DAILY

[@sourire24ily]

I read this comment as they were saying it 😂

[@georgiaf9398]

Faith ASMR I felt this comment I read it in their voices too lol

[@elianamoral6995]

i literally read this exactly when he said it lol

[@xxl0ryxx119]

what video is that fromm

[@georgiaf9398]

xxL0RYxx it’s one of David’s old vlogs I just looked and it’s “underwater iPhone” x it’s like halfway through it’s so funny and one of my favourite moments

[@fartyparty420]

2 best youtube trios- 1. Shane, Garrett, Drew 2. Heath, Zane, Matt

[@clarastevens8683]

True

[@mariakara2419]

Mayya W agreed

[@jovy05]

Not to be mean or any.thing but it's Andrew....😬

[@mariananm9782]

3. Scott Todd and Jeff

[@brooklynnpleinis4880]

emma ethan grayson

[@jess-lr5pp]

no one: not a soul: literally not nobody: matt: activator

[@mariabelennunez9931]

"Someone made an assumption that I'm fat and lazy. Honey, that's not an assumption, everybody knows"

[@Miranda_0428]

"Do you look at yourself and sigh in the morning?" Matt: "..." SAMEEEE

[@agirlhasnoname567]

*“I’m sure y’all having real slimy conversations”* 00:35 😂😂😂

[@presliefield5047]

OH MY GOSH MATTS FACE

[@PlasmaSpring]

Matt and Kelsey send each other slime videos? This was a piece of information i didn't know i needed to know

[@manasim.9936]

Right??? I feel like no one's talking about it???

[@haleyblake7375]

I was truly entertained for 10 minutes. Lmao. “Don’t overactive the slimeee...” 😂

[@davidbabiee]

Matts final words before his death “over activated”

[@xoashleylovesmusicox]

bruh heath and zane are so handsome like everyone obsessed over Jeff or David or Todd (rightfully so) but like THEY'RE BOTH SO HANDSOME so is Matt obviously 😂

[@m.c.bailey7668]

ashley rittner for real!

[@xoashleylovesmusicox]

@@m.c.bailey7668 the rugged beards man... they always get ya in the heart 😫😍

[@arranskye]

“Don’t over activate the slime”

[@burgerking6191]

“zane running for president” *baby we all know **_damn_** well he don’t run*

[@bethw6027]

Matt’s comment at 6:53 is a whole ass mood 😂 he had me rolling!! 😂

[@jackieasc]

does anyone miss the intro with the hover board? lmao

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

ahhh HAHAHA

[@allisonwright2829]

PLEASE, BRING IT BACK

[@art.sthetic1615]

“Respect the slime”

[@abbycarpenter4892]

i miss your old intro with the hoverboard tbh

[@abbycarpenter4892]

remake it zane

[@julianamartinez2080]

Me too

[@shancox06]

We all do

[@reggieu9660]

But I like this intro better

[@Veryberrytash]

S A M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@katherinececline]

Matt said “I thought you’d like that stuff it’s from your homeland.” 😂😂

[@brooklynnpleinis4880]

i find it so sweet when heath is reading one of the rude assumptions about zane and stops bc he realizes how mean it was

[@cc-bf4um]

“How dare you disrespect my slime”

[@ElisaGMusic]

Can’t believe Heath over activated the slime. Never been more disappointed

[@art.sthetic1615]

Zane you don’t even have $100 to spend on yourself after the 200th video

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

ouchie

[@bharatm7871]

This is why he got a red iPhone xr after buying an iPhone x

[@leahattwood9081]

We need a shane dawson and matt colab involving slime

[@xorubywhitexo7959]

I love how excited Matt is about the slime bless his cotton socks 🥺

[@AAReid-ml3sg]

Like it really makes me kinda mad how people just call Zane fat. Like he’s really not. He has a little bit of a belly but he looks great now compared to when he didn’t have the weight on him (he just didn’t look right but still hilarious!). Like y’all, him and his friends making that joke is something else but everyone just people being mean is straight up disrespectful. These three are the funniest in the vlog squad. I love everyone else but I truly come here for these threes crazy antics! Y’all just gotta be rude.

[@itdoesntmatter1862]

I agree. I just think people in LA are so obsessed with weight to an unhealthy level but Zane looks good and is attractive so I don't get why people have to point out that he is a bit overweight all the time.

[@AAReid-ml3sg]

Esoteric Enigma exactly! Like he’s a good looking guy, like if he’s fine with it then whatever but I don’t really like everybody coming at him.

[@saltandpeppers8788]

Esoteric Enigma I’m from LA, lol, it’s not unique to LA. I would pin it on social media in general

[@rachel9120]

@@itdoesntmatter1862 100% agree. LA mindset is fucked when it comes to appearance. You can be an 8 but in LA a 4 lol

[@PerfectMistfit]

Matt and Shane Dawson should make a slim video together

[@PouryaBigonah]

Remember when you were a little kid and it was socially accepted to play with self produced slime? Ahh cheaper days.

[@crystalelizabeth369]

Ya, yesterday was so long ago🤦🏻‍♀️

[@JJ-xf9zw]

U still look like a child fuck outta here with your “back in the day” bs

[@ysabelbates]

I hope you mean boogers

[@sarasara9126]

7:10-7:25 is my favorite part of the video LMAOOOOO

[@MadisonM1]

Sara Unicorn the editing was so goodddd

[@katieelise7296]

Matt reminds me of Ross from Friends when he says “you over activated it!”

[@TeaTimeTV]

Watching you all gag over garlic bread slime is really how I saw my Saturday Morning going 😂

[@AJ-jn7xy]

At least Zane dosen't actually show it while david just puts up "WARNING:PUKE"

[@ItsSmiley]

I hate waiting on these premiers

[@itsjayda]

It’s Smiley same

[@hamiltrashhamgelica4013]

I know right

[@bisterousmusic2738]

I hate it when they do a premier 3 days ahead

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

THE WORST

[@barbarabruce6081]

"it was garlic bread i thought you'd like it" HAD ME WEEZING

[@danaj23]

8:41 Matt just protecting his slime 😂😂😂😂

[@jasminemeadows4088]

Can you three please do a conspiracy video please 😂

[@nicium757]

my anxiety increased each time they preceded to put the activator in without dissolving it in water first

[@xxthrashiexx]

Nicium SAME

[@alyssa_6812]

Nicium I thought I was the only one lolol

[@user-bs3pr2mn4e]

SKSKSK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@stephaniereyes2359]

Did not expect Matt to smoke 💨 weed?

[@semya161]

Same I was shook when I found out Carly does

[@pepsicola0786]

Lol I would die to watch Matt high

[@iamnautikah232]

I mean idk

[@verniimirnii4287]

Oh I looked at him and knew he smoked

[@boomerandannabelle2454]

Stephanie Reyes smoke fart weed 😂

[@sandy-cg7kv]

1:15 I haven’t laugh more at Matt’s reaction

[@maya_joi]

Matt is hella adorable 🥺 1:16

[@creid976]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Matt says “u are over activating my slime”

[@vanee3299]

Matt is like a slime queen all of a sudden

[@DaniMartinezOfficial]

Zane’s looking like a real snack 🥰🤤

[@DaniMartinezOfficial]

Wooooow we love supporters but just remember he’s my baby 😛😂♥️ But subscribe to my channel too while you’re at it 💁🏻‍♀️😂

[@Diana-lw4zj]

7:47 why did I immediately know where it’s from

[@brontemae9350]

what video is it?

[@savannahprince8295]

What’s it from

[@Diana-lw4zj]

The Vlog is called "UNDERWATER IPHONE!!"

[@Daniraguay]

Same 😂💀

[@jennagress]

no one: matt: DONT USE TOO MUCH ACTIVATOR

[@kellyrowe7628]

“Speaking of poop, my next slime...” IM DEAD MATT IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂

[@amandagutierrez3166]

Shane needs to invite Matt over to review slime , I'd WATCH

[@yxusra]

Love this trio! You should make more video's together 💛

[@livelovelurk]

Matt was so happy enjoying his slime

[@jaylahmarie3253]

(i hope zane sees this) i know this is kinda late but i appreciate you so much, heath and matt as well. i’ve been kinda down in the dumps lately and i can’t remember the last time i laughed so hard i almost peed my pants, thank you for making me smile and making me happy! i love all of you💓

[@Marriiee519]

Zane , baby you’re perfect just the way you are

[@saltandpeppers8788]

Marie Sanchez Yas 😍

[@nicolebrough5570]

Zane your looking like a snack 😍

[@jasperpotter5410]

You're** :)

[@nicolebrough5570]

@@jasperpotter5410 😂

[@prip1999]

it always makes me so happy when scotty’s song plays at the end

[@saltandpeppers8788]

Priyankitha Pulipaka Same here!

[@LuluVik96]

What's the name of it??

[@prip1999]

Louise Vik F.O.M.O by scotty sire

[@Happyandthriving257]

“You’re HARAM!” “Yes i am~” literally mood!😂❤️

[@joycechahinepiano]

I ship Zane and Heath’s bromance but I ship me and Zane a little more #haram

[@lizazackry6312]

Gurl😂😂😂 same

[@maryanmohamed8654]

Joyce Chahine - Pianist #HARAM HAHAH

[@yn6164]

Bitch I- ☠️

[@shammi9481]

Nobody: Me when i like someone: #haram :(

[@kirbywirb]

Speaking of house smells... I really want to know what Jonah’s house smells like lol.

[@haydenfrancisco5708]

Kayleen Tee Krispy cream

[@hillarychurchill8339]

Bread

[@sydnien2475]

U were supposed to dissolve the borax first😂😂😂😂then u add the activator. U guys are the best though lol.

[@kimtuton1014]

Love when y’all do videos together!❤️

[@jemistar7371]

Me too!

[@samanthalauren9428]

Matt: makes joke Zane and heath: yells at Matt Zane and heath: makes joke Matt:laughs at the joke

[@karenvazquez9313]

1:35 Zane: mine is good *2 seconds later* “Alright well that’s the video ig” *with slime completely melted*

[@JANA_KEMPER]

"We couldn't get you to speed walk for 2020" OMG I DYED 😂😂

[@giuliannalombardo6357]

i cant stop laughing matt was so disappointed

[@preciousgarcia2477]

I love you 3 together 😭

[@rueexxi]

same love them all

[@paigeconnelly2372]

have genuinely never seen a more chaotic video

[@simonevandermerwe4445]

Zane: "you fat but cute" Heath: "uh huh trUe" 5:06

[@sadanshuli1238]

Matt and zane are friends goalss

[@kaitlyns9972]

Sadan Shuli Matt is human goals

[@sydnien2475]

I love matt’s fascination with slime 😂😂

[@ahumanaperson]

syd n he was so emotional at 7:19 heartbreaking 😣

[@sydnien2475]

Lol

[@helena2037]

it’s been like a couple months boo boo... get ur intro ready lmao

[@boomerandannabelle2454]

“How dare you disrespect my slime” BAHAHAHAHAHA MATT UR SO DAMN CUTE

[@summerjasminelaugh]

It was garlic bread. I thought you’d like it. Incredible. Love it. Lmao.

[@20dominoh]

ugh why is Matt SO attractive!?

[@sholakhsana6799]

4:08 Why was Matt so triggered tho?😂❤️

[@aubreywhalen6127]

i’m so sick but this made me happy

[@katherinececline]

Aw you don’t deserve that hate. Love u Zane 💟💟 you’re honestly one of the most creative and underrated people on KZbin. Your energy is contagious and you deserve everything.

[@irag2507]

10:02 looked like zane was crying🥺 People r so mean to him he is so nice and genuine I hate when the comments only acknowledge his weight he is so much more than that

[@TheUltimateAppliance]

My worst habit is watching these the min they drop

[@daisyblake72]

7:05-7:19 absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Eric-lp4ji]

i love zane's laugh so much

[@breeannq]

why is matt always so angelic 9:46

[@taylabull6840]

I actually can't with this video hahahaha I'm crying omg every time I stopped laughing I would just start again ahahahah then matt started pretending to be Zane running for president and I just lost it and had to pause the video, thanks so much guys, really need this laugh! Plz more Matt, Heath and Zane xxx

[@amberauger3094]

I AM SO UPSET I WAITED A MONTH AND A HALF ONLY TO FIND OUT MY ASSUMPTION DIDN’T MAKE THE KZbin VIDEO 😩 my poor heart

[@jettwashed]

but when is something y'all do NOT a *bad idea*

[@Charmaine._]

This sentence doesn’t make sense. I’m trying to figure out what it means. How does this have 146 likes 🤯

[@ximenaolguin1]

this is kinda weird but i saw ur comment on lucas's video about selling feet pics lol

[@iznutella4818]

Zane is sooo funny really 😂

[@natbenn]

8:17 Matt just sitting there like a third wheel😂

[@alisonstephen3277]

The nostalgia was real in this video reminds me of the balcony videos 😔 haven’t had a good video of you three all together in awhile ❤️