Any Hole Will Do

[@ElizabethHarley-g9j]

HG Tudor saved my life 3 years ago . Did exactly what he said No Contact. Everything HG said happened . I still get hovered around every 6 months even with absolutely no contact. Narcissists are delusional. Thanks for teaching me the game HG . I could teach classes on narcissism now . HG is the best teacher I have learned from. Thank you . Thank you sir . I know you saved my life .

[@cyberninjasworld]

Yes ❤❤❤ no contact is a great strategy❤

[@amberdarlington4823]

😂😂😂I have never heard the ‘act” described in such a myriad of ways... hilarious

[@conniehensley5568]

I watched this video only because I read your comment. And you were right!

[@darlenetillie]

Yes..I was actually amazed, this man knows that many ways to describe..lol..too funny..definitely needed that laugh

[@minnanissinen2657]

In My bad english, i still heard all the nick's and understand what he ment. 😂😂😂

[@ruthcastle5295]

ROFLMAO!!!

[@CaroleFrenchFox]

Take old one eye to the optometrist!!! 🤣

[@kazeeevaughan3380]

The narcissist never engages in genuine intimate love making. They just pretend as they are incapable of ever loving someone genuinely. For them its just a pleasurable physical act. Don't let them fool you.

[@Tarotcooks]

👏👏👏

[@tarawood7624]

They can't... Its so robotic and mechanical !

[@LDiamondz]

And if they do have sex with you, it's only about 'The Show' YOU might be putting on for them. The noises, movements, etc. THEY like a show, sometimes, but not actually the person.

[@cyberninjasworld]

Very true, it was the worst sex, and indeed they like "the show". Robotic at Best. They use bodies to m a s t u r b a t e. Wish I had identified him before i got frustrated with them

[@debbiehepler2007]

I shed a lot of tears over him in the past and I appreciate you making a laughingstock of him with this video.

[@irenebuford8930]

Amen to that ending, 'Engaging in a period of celibacy', exactly where I am at! On top of listening to you daily, so my emotional thinking is much much lower than it ever has been in my entire life... Thank you HG, you explained this perfectly...

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Indeed and thank you.

[@irenebuford8930]

@@hgtudor-theultra You're welcomed...

[@amyd1549]

If you listen to him, you CAN get away. It works!

[@Tarotcooks]

👏👏👏

[@tarawood7624]

I have been Celibate and have not had sexual intercourse in almost 2 years now.

[@sammyseager]

This is brilliant HG.. I’m laughing out loud. Thanks so much for making my narcissistic abuse situation one that now makes me roar with laughter. You’ve healed me

[@riaramcharan8185]

Yes, agreed. Wouldn't be OK had it not been for his videos.

[@hgtudor-theultra]

You are welcome.

[@Tarotcooks]

@@riaramcharan8185 💯👏👏👏

[@zp4450]

Euphemisms used for the entire video and never said the same one twice......now that’s brilliance!👍🏽👏🏽👌🏾

[@sharon_rose724]

SHAKING THE TRAILER!! The narc I've known for 25 years that I just walked away from lives in a trailer 😂 I'd never judge anyone's living situation, it's actually nice with a river right behind it but that's hilarious. The name of his wifi is "penetration station". If that's not a red flag flapping in the wind..

[@Msmary98-98]

😂😂😂😂

[@angieremmel8807]

Spearing the bearded clam!!!! I can't even.. Holy!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@5chiquis5]

The way H.G gives different examples of describing sex is equivalent to me when I’m trying to stretch out an essay that has a word count requirement. Good work as always H.G.

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Albeit it I am far. more amusing.

[@5chiquis5]

@@hgtudor-theultra Indeed! I learn something new everyday. Look forward to more content, H.G.

[@loriannsecciani6345]

"Watch out, the narcissist is coming. Literally." 😂🤣😂🤣 You are the only narcissist I absolutely adore.

[@rtisleo]

lol...

[@cindyallen4831]

Oh mine downgraded! As they say, what attracted him in the beginning will be what annoys him in the end. Clinginess, dependency, etc.

[@BR9900-w5l]

I always knew the ex narc wasn't fussy when it came to him hiding the sausage. No morals or self respect. 🤮

[@teanadodgson721]

This must be a narc thing the lack of respect and self respect!

[@ladyvirgo013]

I agree so gross

[@familiamckenziefriend1130]

I think you win the world record for knowing the most sexual euphemisms HG! 😂👏

[@hgtudor-theultra]

I was just getting warmed up. I missed out one of my favourites "slip her a crippler."

[@familiamckenziefriend1130]

@@hgtudor-theultra 😂😂😂

[@youtubediva7236]

Right 😆

[@rtgriff77]

😮😬

[@lindaschultz7900]

Lmao!! "Checking the Oil"!!

[@kittygotclaws6286]

😂😂😂😂 Love all your different words for hanky panky Sexual thesaurus I’m bursting out in laughter in the gym😂😂

[@MariaJimenez-ye9sn]

For a forgeneir like me. Not only you enlighted me on narcissism but also on so much sex vocabulary.. Lol

[@hgtudor-theultra]

It is all learning here, Maria.

[@youtubediva7236]

😆lol

[@Tarotcooks]

@@hgtudor-theultra 😆 👏👏👏

[@AlwaysYouC]

Oh HG you are hilarious, I had to listen to this one twice because I was laughing so much over all of your euphemisms… I love it when you talk dirty 😉 Sending you love and fuel ❤❤❤

[@lucycrown212]

What a lesson for a non-native speaker like myself😂😂😂

[@blessedmum655]

You could actually make it as a stand up comedian if you ever get too bored with yourself! I listen now just to get a jolly good laugh from you H.G

[@annt8573]

HG you absolutely incredible and by far the very best (in my opinion) when it comes to explaining Narcissism! Not only covering every aspect but rawness in it’s entirety. I only wish I’d found you a year ago however, reading comments below and from other clips you provided, I can safely say I dodged a bullet! Thank you for educating us all and please keep those clips coming! X

[@YukonFox1972]

Oh my! I’ve never heard so many euphemisms concentrated into such a concise commentary! 😂 Bravo, HG.

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Thank you.

[@maryschehl6524]

This was by far the funniest thing I've listened to yet H.G.! Some of these I'd never even heard of before. I guess you said "Buttering the biscuit", but I heard "Butchering the biscuit?!", which had me rolling. That's fantastic! 😂😂😂 I needed some good laughs and you most certainly delivered. Thank you for being you H.G. ❤

[@cynthiafortier2540]

So true, so true!! They truly are animals!!!!

[@nangel270]

Sorry, was shaky from laughing. Applause for the Master of Mirth and Edutainment.

[@lauriepeifer7297]

I laughed so much I listened to it again to catch all the euphemisms. Omg, that was friggin HILARIOUS 🤣🤣 I've also gone no contact on the kitty for some time now. And with each of your videos it may be forever 😭

[@thenarrowroad6731]

😂 love the references...”bury the bone!” Frightening but true 🤷‍♀️ Thanks HG!

[@specialk864]

bruh... “take ol’ 1 eye to the optomatrist” got me DeD. 😂🤣💀

[@Anne-fi2tc]

😂😂😂

[@dwd080376]

My husband actually listened to this one. 'the box that the kid came in" funny thank you 🌟

[@christinaandrews4891]

The euphemisms used for various sex acts are gloriously funny.

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Entertaining education is effective.

[@lollist7652]

Playing with the box the kid came in. 😆

[@christinaandrews4891]

@@hgtudor-theultra Indeed I listened twice so I could write some of them down😂.

[@thenewmoon2339]

@@christinaandrews4891 😂😂😂

[@christinaandrews4891]

@@lollist7652 storming the pink palace

[@hibbertsh]

Sex with the narc was the worst experience I ever had! This video was a laugh a minute... Thanks HG

[@heathergordon3878]

This is priceless! Open the doors to Mordor...

[@joannemcevoy4232]

I listened to this a few times and laughed. After the celibacy comment at the end, it made me think of the lyric of one of those 80s songs, "... and I ran, I ran so far away ..."

[@moonstar9101]

Oh my goodness! The title made me chuckle HG... !!! I’ve had a bad week, but think I’m about to get some very amusing education... I have to laugh or I would cry. Empath here who escaped... got out & stayed out. X

[@janelleespinosa6247]

Hysterical, as usual.

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Thanking you.

[@joanneblack7697]

This finally answered the question for me of "Why is this person married to THAT person (where the answer is not "money" and/or "power")? And of course, it was brilliantly hilarious! 😆 Thanks, HG!

[@hgtudor-theultra]

You are welcome.

[@forensicfaithinprofiling]

Hahaha this was sooooo helpful HG. I can't get the exes famous quotes out of my head listening to this. He would come home from vacation w his bff golf friend, and quote the Brokeback Mountain: babe I missed you so much "You're the Only one. I can't quit you"..... Now, I'm discovering all the hidden s*x partners of his, including his vacation buddy. Always such a strange relationship w this man n his bff. Between nite time texts constant calls and his yrly vaca... Even his gay jokes now make sense thanks to ur Tudor treatment. Thank you HG. Idk if I'd ever come so far in my recovery if it weren't for your education. Grateful.

[@cma5304]

I had a hard time getting my kiddo to sleep cause i kept busting out laughing.

[@BlindGirlBeauty]

well, being in a LDR situation with my first love who is also a raging narcissist now i am crying and understanding that nothing ever meant anything. that’s why the people he actually dated looked a certain way, but the people he’s slept with / me, our looks don’t matter because it’s just the fuel. gah. i can’t tell you how much i appreciate this channel. it sucks, like SUCKS, and i’m a pretty well put together person, but damn. thank you

[@darlenetillie]

It does suck girl..I feel ya.. but we will be ok..prayers for ya and also myself..

[@Greeny_isthegoat]

Been there. I know how you feel

[@nextlevelalchemy2478]

I completely can relate to your pain of finding out the hard truth that we never knew them. I've been married over 23 years and sure I seen many signs but he talked me in circles and started acting aggressive towards me I ended up trying to end me but I started waking up to everything and seen him finally for who he is. I'm devastated, I don't know just how far his taste went the other direction sexually compared to me and I've seen some very unusual activity on his phone that made me feel that he likes them young but do they ever cross the line in that way? I need help can someone please list a great support group For narcissist abuse cause I'm still easy to break at this point I'm stuck with no financial support at all. Please let me know anything that can help me please 🙏🏼🥺

[@cm9317]

Wow, I remember this guy acquaintance I had saying exactly this "any hole will do" to another guy and he was 100% a user & a player. Now thinking back on it & other things he did & said, he was probably a narcissist.

[@Crystalbluepersuasion1111]

Horizontal Hula...Slapping the Salmon. I laughed so hard the first time I seen this, I had to watch it again to absorb it. Hahaha. ❤️ this! Saved to my favorites to watch over, and over again for a great belly laugh. Thanks for this. I needed it.

[@starrababy31]

Me too! 😂😂

[@keep_it_real_1]

You are so spot on HG......

[@cabaroke1996]

Started singing your title to the melody "any dream will do" - Joseph and his technicolored dipstick 🤣

[@terrinbakker7901]

It's how you make me feel .. and absolutely intelligent man throws me

[@n0426]

This is why i run away from narcissists like they are the zombie apocalypse. ☠️💔 Narcissists=Noxlove

[@tawanawilliams6296]

Thanks!

[@azsunburns]

It's amazing how right you are. What a pathetic existence. Thank you for doing these.

[@Tarotcooks]

💯👏👏👏

[@tawanawilliams6296]

You know you slayed this one HG. I am laughing my ass off! And my experience has been with the ones who like to show us off, want to hump often but actually aren’t the best lovers I have had. I was indeed patient. Of course I was. Thanks HG, this one made me laugh those cool adult kinds chuckles.

[@the_dark_forest]

This deserves an award of it's own. Hilarious and informative. Thank you. (new sub)

[@christinapruitt2919]

You are a hoot HG,great one

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Thank you.

[@daniellatan9016]

You are hilarious, HG! Never knew there were that many ways to describe ‘the act’

[@ikneadu]

The Narc I know said, "you don't have to be beautiful, you just have to be available"

[@lisarodriguez6790]

I actually listened to this several times so I could get all the names for the act. 😭🤣🤣🤣😭

[@MsGlamazon]

"Smack the salmon" LMAO as I was just about to head to Aldi for some salmon steaks brilliant 👏

[@miacrabtree2085]

Funny! This was a real core work out! I now have a six pack from laughing!

[@gabitrindade4607]

The Narcissist I was with is a lower to mid range. Very sexualised man but not good in bed. With weird fantasies. I always thought he was guy bc he is effeminate but your video clarified the issue. His previous partners/affairs were so ugly I felt like an upper grade to him, but your videos explain everything!

[@teanadodgson721]

Mine too! Talked the talk and claimed to be an “alpha male” but at 52 when we did have sex as he couldn’t get it up without blue pills he was the worst lover I’ve ever had! No foreplay just sex and he wasn’t they biggest so it really wasn’t that satisfying 🤦‍♀️ I later found out he can only get it up if the women wear Lycra or latex and I don’t so 🤷‍♀️

[@youtubediva7236]

Reminds me of a meme I saw, " Netflix and Chill, Hulu and do you, IMAX and climax" 😆

[@solidcatink]

Yes, he wants to use me in order to learn things [mid-range victim type]. Blech ! No. Just no.

[@AH-gi6mo]

HG, you are so correct! Incredible. I truly hope your work is considered for inclusion into the DSM.

[@thenewmoon2339]

The way you address them 😂😂 funny but I can't help feeling bad for them 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Tarotcooks]

💯

[@atheo1537]

HG You are the Number One brain untangle Master Thank you for helping me to form my knowledge ❤️

[@rebeccaconn389]

What !?! Does HG have a “sexual acts” thesaurus??? lol 😆 this was a very informative and funny video to listen to.

[@Andypandieful]

Riding the flag pole, slipping the banana. At least I got some chuckles while being educated. 😂😅

[@irielion3748]

Wasn't it 'sliding'?

[@edgreen8140]

H. G. You knowledge of euphisms are hysterical 4legged fox trot.

[@colleengeyer1361]

This by far is the BEST HG 🖤

[@jeniferbass7484]

Hiding the sausage. Stuffing the taco haha! Damn. Funny as hell.

[@drlarrymitchell]

This is pure Vogon poetry.

[@Shut-up-Shelly]

I thoroughly enjoyed this descriptive video!!! I was laughing my butt off the whole time!!! Thanks HG!

[@kittenhasclaws3006]

Thanks.. you once again cleared up some confusion .. as I’ve met another.. I can’t help but watch.. even as he ticks off the list.. I was still unclear as to how he was manufacturing his false attraction.. no worries.. I’ll let it go. Just wanted confirmation.. always looking for a mother.. I swear. The sex life would never take off,, he’d probably be impotent more than engaged.. I would get bored knowing this is the depth of it.. But still watching one in action when you know the game .. irresistible. Couldn’t help myself. Thanks as always - 💙

[@MelissaM.3121]

Brilliant...as usual! Education with a delightful twist.

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Thank you.

[@bigmeanie9070]

Ok everybody, let's all contribute one that H.G. didn't say... I'll start: "Put the hotdog in the piehole"!🌭🥧😁

[@amandakersey9753]

I didn't expect to laugh so hard! This is great. Thank you🤣

[@johnedwards2493]

I'm narc free and I like your videos

[@Marcia_Toms]

These euphemisms are so funny I’ve had to write them all down. I think I’ve led a sheltered life…

[@johnedwards2493]

"Oh my HG your phrases are just brilliant "

[@rosemaryrogers1478]

H.G.Tudor is so funny while being so serious. I love it😂😂..im going to listen because I want to hear the labeling of the sex act...too funny

[@carolbanks960]

You really have a way with WORDS!

[@emiliakaakyo]

Laughs aside, thank you, HG, for making the risks salient; this has specific implications for child protection.

[@kitsune7351]

I'm dying from laughter I can't even say which new euphemism is my fave lol.

[@JeffC26131]

For my narc, any pole will do. After I left her, I found out that she immediately went on tinder and “knocked boots” with many, many men, no doubt in an effort to obtain fuel and probably hoping to find a new victim.

[@real_hello_kitty]

Pole 😂

[@sagrammyfour]

So, she likes Polish men?

[@icingcake]

🤣 this explains a lot. Again, “nailed it” lol.

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Indeed. I see what you did there!

[@icingcake]

@@hgtudor-theultra I overheard a woman in the bathroom telling a coworker about her abusive ex today. I copied the title of one of your videos on a receipt and gave it to her. I decided to print more to have handy to give out, business card size. 🔫🔫🔫

[@hgtudor-theultra]

HG approves.

[@thekeystoheaven]

Thank you so much!! 🤣🤣🤣🤧😉. You made me laugh so hard, and I learned at the same time! Brilliant!

[@desiraewiersig3484]

This made me laugh so much! Thank you!

[@ultraneat3]

The best videos on KZbin ! BRAVO!

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Agreed.

[@msdemeanour]

@@hgtudor-theultra You would agree! 🤪

[@joannemcevoy4232]

Awesome! This made me laugh so much. Good timing 8)

[@onaquest671]

I had to listen to this 3x, for the hilarious, raw comedic value which is all, solely painfully true and shocking in the beginning of "discovery." Thank you HG for your work. If I promise to give you credit, may I memorize this, and deliver it to others, where appropriate? I also promise to do my best to imitate your accent, tone, and cadence! They all come together in a way, that make Narc's look like the weak, pathetic buffoons they really are. Oops I forgot, you're a Narc. Help me out here. How do I reconcile you being brilliant and a buffoon at the same time????

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Thank you, I am no buffoon though.

[@kimwill3420]

@@hgtudor-theultra fucking cheek 😂😂😂😂

[@msdemeanour]

"Any hole's a goal." (as we say in Australia)

[@allaboardthegravytrain5987]

Is it meant in a sexual way

[@carolball5764]

@@allaboardthegravytrain5987 I'll say!!

[@AedanGUnit]

I may never look at a taco the same way again 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@jennywager6228]

Many of them in Thailand, they retire there my darling ❤️

[@KC-ns9do]

Hilarious HG. 🤣🤣

[@hgtudor-theultra]

Thank you.

[@barbaraanderhub421]

I am kind of speechless.. well done..!!

[@chereeB-hummingbird]

SO Grimey & dirty . Punani pavement 😂😅 Thanks HG.

[@mamamagere]

😂😂😂 So sad that Narcs can’t feel the subtle emotional nuances of sex that can make it glorious.

[@Emefur1]

Yh it was like being “laid” by a Komodo dragon or some other kind of reptile. They were quite weird about sex altogether.

[@hhdangerbeast]

This was so entertaining! Thank you, HG. I enjoyed it immensely.

[@1mirror168]

So when a prospective bump mate says they have 'no type', that might signal that they may be highly aspected on the NPD spectrum? Noted.

[@PerrySkyePhoenix]

"Take old one eye to the optometrist" 😆😅🤣

[@MzCJ]

Is there any connection between narcissism and extreme/unusual sexual kinks? Or addictions to certain sexual behaviours?

[@explorer0213]

Yes hating intimacy!! They are basically masturbating with another's body. And are auto erotic.

[@teanadodgson721]

I think so as mine was mostly impotent unless he took blue pills and I later found out it was as he only likes women in Lycra and latex 🤦‍♀️

[@IanOhara-q5k]

Got to be the funniest one ive heard 😂 yes HG 😂

[@danovangrinnell4479]

Bug up dude u r the best Luv how u play the role U make me feel like a conquerer Been so ready for every game she plays Literally have her like a gig Even have her 17 yr daughter who 8s in training spinning. Lol no more supplies

[@dorotamankowski4968]

Haha you made me laugh with your description of the act. English is my second language and I never heard some of them. I found it hilarious.

[@latedesca5]

I particularly enjoyed "the finish" 😉 Thanks