Anyone got a spare hi-vis jacket? 👀

Anyone got a spare hi-vis jacket? 👀 - BBC

Рет қаралды 795,060

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 657

@CalebBohanon 5 ай бұрын

The trick is DO NOT keep it on. A hi-vis clothing only works in motion. If you remain in place for more than 1 or 2 minutes without a clipboard, or someone next to you in khakis and a polo, you will be asked questions you don't know the answers to

@ThecovertCustomer 5 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the “lanyard of power”.

@CalebBohanon 5 ай бұрын

@@ThecovertCustomer don't tell em about the lanyard yet Steve, they ain't ready for the lanyard

@anthonyhiggins7409 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like you are talking from a place of experience. Respect! 😆

@markcollado1521 5 ай бұрын

Speaking from experience I see, respect

@JayAveryvanillaskies318 5 ай бұрын

You've absolutely NO business being both this hilarious and also absolutely correct. Comedy and truth peacefully existing in this shared space?? Who do you work for.... lol.

@codyofathens3397 6 ай бұрын

Worked private security for over a decade. No joke, yellow jacket and a clipboard or a table and you can go anywhere that doesnt require am ID check for literally everyone. Even then, if you say you're from something reasonanble (swapping out/checking fire extinguishers, gas company, phone company, et cetera) they'll make you show your ID and write your name down, and let you through. If you've got a decent fake, or if there's no reason they're ever going to check up on you, then you're good. Just dont give em a reason to remember your name. Go see the concert and leave, don't steal anything, and no one's the wiser

@frofrofrofro900 6 ай бұрын

It is stealing. I am not a thief

@brianmclaren361 6 ай бұрын

If all tickets are sold out and you make your way in. Isn't still stealing as your not taking anything from anyone nor stopping anyone from experiencing the concert. If it wasnt sold out, then you'd be stealing from the band I suppose. I know what you mean though.

@MiniTrainLoco 6 ай бұрын

I’m mainly baffled about the table. Who goes to a concert and brings a table? 😂

@BlahVideosBlahBlah 5 ай бұрын

@@MiniTrainLocoThat's basically why it works.

@notaperson9831 5 ай бұрын

Used to sneak into shows and festivals all the time. I can’t believe I never thought of this 😅

@willrichardson5931 6 ай бұрын

The psychic didn’t see that coming!

@cRperson777 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 nope 😆😂😂😂

@MiniTrainLoco 6 ай бұрын

😂 damn, just like me with that comment! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@mariana3393 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jasoninthea.m7471 5 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@cavsomecadence6117 5 ай бұрын

A psychic, calling someone ELSE out?😂😂😂😂😂😂

@stephaniepantalonie 6 ай бұрын

If you convince people you're meant to be somewhere they'll believe you 😂

@NawiXXI 6 ай бұрын

... obviously, what?

@medalion1390 6 ай бұрын

Yes. That’s what… convincing means.

@i_luv_marbled_bread 6 ай бұрын

Well...........yea

@DaisyCatToo 6 ай бұрын

My late roguish uncle used to watch the Blues (Birmingham football team) play every weekend. He was always smart, drove a Jaguar and never paid, always sitting in a VIP box with one of his sons. After he died, I found out from my cousin that he told everyone he was Staffordshire Chief of Police 😂

@gaysy1st 6 ай бұрын

@@DaisyCatToo That's brilliant 👏

@hunkhk 6 ай бұрын

Lola's character is fabulous she cracks me up just as much as Mandy, great comic timing and deadpan acting

@glamdolly30 6 ай бұрын

Deadpan sums them up perfectly - they're as funny as a dead body, and as charismatic as an overflowing bed pan. I'll say one thing for them though, they're certainly original - a comedy double act with two 'straight men'...

@burhanh08 6 ай бұрын

@@glamdolly30 why you hating?

@glamdolly30 6 ай бұрын

@@burhanh08 No hate - an honest review!

@lubel9750 6 ай бұрын

What is the name of the show?

@chriswoodley23 6 ай бұрын

@@lubel9750I think it's called Seinfeld

@uptonogood1893 5 ай бұрын

This also works if you wear a suit and carry a briefcase. A fellow tried walking behind the counter at our coffee shop (chain store) saying he was a government inspector. He walked past 2 staff before i blocked him. I demanded ID, he gives me a business card you find for free at government offices and said he needed access to our computer.. I said "Cute. Let's see some picture id or I'm calling the cops." He left quickly and i called our sister locations to give them the head's up to watch for him.

@trevorb9281 5 ай бұрын

“And then everyone clapped”

@Eva-ez1ks 5 ай бұрын

@@trevorb9281nothing ever happens

@EmongTimothy 5 ай бұрын

I might need more details on this here blocking techniques, they could come in handy.

@szczepanfiefiorka2107 5 ай бұрын

@@trevorb9281 i certainly did

@bleu2680 5 ай бұрын

@@trevorb9281nothing ever happens to you does it

@mitchreeves1 6 ай бұрын

I'm a bus driver, and we have to wear hi-vis. I have lost count on the amount of people wearing a hi-vis jacket that have tried to board my bus for free, pretending they work for the company. This has been going on for donkey's years 😂 it's a good trick. The part that mostly gives them away is the matching Adidas tracksuit and staffy dog by their side.

@abtarmiah3799 6 ай бұрын

@@99_Bananas£1.75

@SpikeyAlbinoPotato 6 ай бұрын

@@99_Bananascrikey where do you live?? You can’t get one stop for that where I am.

@mimiii1788 5 ай бұрын

can't afford a bus ride, but can afford a rubbish dog

@biegebythesea6775 5 ай бұрын

@@SpikeyAlbinoPotato eh? it's £1.45 in london.

@strawberry942 5 ай бұрын

It’s £3.20-5.70 for an all day where I live, depending on age/if you’re a student, and £1.70-£2.00 for a single.

@mpazinambao2938 6 ай бұрын

'Oooh, good seats!'😂

@shaumitkumar2956 6 ай бұрын

Which show is this??

@ricewithaspoon9607 6 ай бұрын

Oh God I cannot....😂😂 This woman is gold. Pure diamond-gold.

@lizzfrmhon 6 ай бұрын

The way she said “Carry a table?!” 😂😂😂

@martinstace8201 6 ай бұрын

One of the most brilliant comedy duos EVER...Mandy and Lola are friggin' hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

@barrypuccini6142 5 ай бұрын

@Aerojet01 You can get a special cushion, you don't have to suffer. But I'm sure your winces and groans as you sit down raise smiles on the faces of those around you

@martinstace8201 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂👍😂😂😂@@barrypuccini6142

@ghengis430 4 ай бұрын

It is, I agree, one of the funniest things I've seen for ages. The metal legs on the plane scene...

@martinstace8201 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 "Take me to the chocpit..."@@ghengis430

@andrewpoon 6 ай бұрын

Diane Morgan is priceless!

@aqueleoutro 5 ай бұрын

This whole dialogue is a masterpiece

@dressagegirlkae 5 ай бұрын

As an survey archaeologist, this is 100% true. They are also helpful when wandering the desert or mountains during hunting season.

@annas4714 7 ай бұрын

"Nobody questions you if you're carrying a table" - if life were so simple 😆👍😂😂 ETA: I'd defo pull something like this if I was going to see a psychic 🤦‍♀️😂😂

@DeathnoteBB 6 ай бұрын

No like it’s literally a thing in social engineering

@terencejay8845 6 ай бұрын

I was installing seats in a major football ground in Scotland. They were hosting an open-air boxing match and the local lads I had employed were desperate to see it. I said, take a couple of the plastic totes we used for nuts and bolts, tell them you're with the seating company, here to do safety maintenance on any loose seats. Saw them the next morning, worked like a charm and they just waltzed in with the totes and sat in a stand with a great view.

@Stellra52 5 ай бұрын

I love this story.

@terencejay8845 5 ай бұрын

@@Stellra52 I found this!: 'When Jim Watt defeated Howard Davis at Ibrox Park, Glasgow, for the WBC lightweight title on June 7 1980, he was continuing a long tradition of great Scottish champions boxing in the country’s many large football stadia.'

@nemmie 6 ай бұрын

Diane Morgan, You're a friggin' national institution. Much love!!!!

@Bustergf 5 ай бұрын

I luv her voice...

@johns9673 6 ай бұрын

I cycled to the post office wearing my Hi-Vis cycling tabard. A kid pointed at me and asked his mum something. Her reply "because he's a dustman". (That's a garbage collector to my American friends).

@jackiemcloughlin6893 6 ай бұрын

🤣

@rebeccao8895 6 ай бұрын

All of this manufactured drama is really boring.

@EmongTimothy 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂my chest😂😂😂 the wot now😂😂😂

@rattaxi9645 5 ай бұрын

Hahaha oh wow

@CPE1704TK5 5 ай бұрын

He wears cor blimey trousers

@AbuelaG74 5 ай бұрын

Worked a job where they told ladies no non work related copies - and some needed some to get stuff like food stamps! They paid shit. So I said " watch this " put their papers on a clip board ; went and made copies - done

@nb5029 5 ай бұрын

Another trick that works is to seem like you're moving with a purpose, not running but kinda speed walking while looking semi determined. Use to get into so many places I wasn't suppose to be that way and customers would often stop me to ask me where things were.

@trevorb9281 5 ай бұрын

Just wear a nice shirt and walk around with a clip board. Nobody questions someone with a clipboard. Most will think you’re some type of inspector.

@derp195 5 ай бұрын

Can confirm. You'll hear workers whisper "It's corporate! Look busy!"

@scramblesish 5 ай бұрын

Add a nondescript card in laminate on a lanyard and you’re good to go 😊

@josequins9099 5 ай бұрын

It's a paradox. Hi-vis makes you invisible.

@sydneytomlinson6607 5 ай бұрын

Gotta see if this theory is true... Wish me luck

@tqft 5 ай бұрын

Please post updates lol

@2siobahn 5 ай бұрын

Lol 😂. I agree completely. Lol 😝

@mitchliam974 5 ай бұрын

Good luck

@belindakate1219 5 ай бұрын

For best results, also carry a clipboard 😊

@Internal.Inferno 5 ай бұрын

It does. I tried it for rock gigs when I was a teen.

@paduanicoc.7019 6 ай бұрын

You can't fool me, wearing this jacket while wearing high heel boots at the same time

@ZippieHippie 6 ай бұрын

I used to have to wear high heels with mine!

@asmitaghorai7332 6 ай бұрын

It's actually completely normal. I've seen these guys dressed up like this, wearing makeup, fancy boots, earrings and heels and whatnot that'd make you believe otherwise. Nobody would even bat an eye.

@skylined5534 6 ай бұрын

@@ZippieHippie All sortsa thoughts😂

@yurenchu 5 ай бұрын

@@asmitaghorai7332 Completely normal at the Y-M-C-A.

@zumeybear6883 5 ай бұрын

As a diva ass bartender at a pool hall... Yeah, I put in WORK while wearing my heeled boots 😂

@Squidbush8563 5 ай бұрын

It works with a clipboard or a tool belt too.

@tpxchallenger 4 ай бұрын

Two guys in coveralls, a clipboard, a tool belt, and one carries a short ladder. The guy I first apprenticed under said this would be the way to rob a bank 😅.

@GloriaHoulihan 6 ай бұрын

I would like Mandy as a friend 😊

@linda-nl8ib 5 ай бұрын

Me too 😅

@NotSoMuchFrankly 6 ай бұрын

A guy on my dorm hall once stole a couch from a big box store when he was in high school. A manager caught him trying to take it out a side door and said, "excuse me?!" The guy--w/out missing a beat--said, "Oh hey, hi, could you help me get this outside. My friend's gonna bring 'round his truck and we can load it on from there", and the manager said, "Oh sure, no problem!" and they carried out to the sidewalk. We asked, "So what did you do with the couch?" and he said, "Oh I just left it there on the sidewalk. I didn't have any use for it." His whole family were kleptos. His 13yo brother once came home with a moped and his family asked, "Where did you get that moped?" and his brother said, "I found it."

@Drexxaal 5 ай бұрын

That is hilarious! He stole that couch just because! A show could be written about him n his whole family! I'm sure there r tons of stories like these 2!

@L4ftyOne 5 ай бұрын

Works with playstations etc too in big shops just use the staff rooms or staff staircase with the vest on haha

@SomesingVague 5 ай бұрын

Because the moped thing reminded me of it: There’s a super funny story on here that a dude* told about being like 19 years old and on mushrooms in a bad part of Philly, then getting expertly swindled out of a motorbike by a tiny child. 💀 The con is pretty elaborate for the kid’s age and you almost have to respect the hustle lmao. Video’s called “Zach’s First Shroom Experience” for anyone who needs a laugh. *Zach Cregger, a comedian/actor/filmmaker whose most recent published work was writing/directing the horror movie Barbarian. Other guy in the video is his best friend, Trevor Moore, who unfortunately died a few months later (at great loss to the comedy world). The ‘Newsboyz Clips’ playlist on that channel has a bunch of dumb little funny stories they told on livestreams.

@weronika_eryka 5 ай бұрын

Ezekiel Jones vibes are strong in this one

@tojiroh 4 ай бұрын

@@SomesingVague thanks for pointing this out, loved it!

@kittykatforever998 5 ай бұрын

one time i was at a McDonald's and I was looking for the bathroom. They usually have pin pads at the door, so when I spotted a door that had one, I headed in. Right at that moment, someone was exiting. I walked in with such confidence, dead sure it was the bathroom, that when I said "excuse me" the person let me pass through looking a bit confused but not stopping me. Well, I immediately realized it was the backrooms and turned back around but it taught me that if you have total confidence you can get almost anywhere. people will assume if you're so sure you must know where you're going

@no_peace 5 ай бұрын

Along the same lines, it's really awkward asking people to let me in to locked spaces so I can deliver packages, so i just say thank you lol. I started doing it on accident. It makes it better for all of us because they don't have to have a painful debate about whether they're supposed to let me in or not, i already said thank you and it would feel worse for them to tell me they can't let me in lol

@robotshaveiteasy9459 6 ай бұрын

My dad was in the fire brigade. Once on an exercise, after sending his firefighters in on BA, he knew him and the driver would get given some shit job. So he picked up a clipboard gave it to the driver and they walked round the building, my dad would point at stuff and the driver would pretend to write stuff down. A few of the officers gave them confused looks, but they left them alone. Clipboard plus highvis is the true go anywhere combo.

@sandrabrown-gregory6587 6 ай бұрын

Scary but true

@grantm6514 6 ай бұрын

In the army a clipboard is a great way to pretend you're busy, even a cardboard box works.

@AUNZAnon 5 ай бұрын

Lol, so true.A few years back in Brisbane, my work colleagues and I watched from our office window as a rough, drugged up couple with high viz vests and hard hats, pulled up copper wire from behind a transformer box on the street, right in front of everyone. No one passing them took any notice. I went and confronted them, and after trying on a few excuses, they realised they'd been busted and took off on their push bikes. Cops arrived soon.after and were given a description, not sure if they caught them. They'd obviously nicked the vests and hard hats from a construction site. I' give then a few points for their innovation.

@no_peace 5 ай бұрын

They never found them because they were looking for a couple wearing hi vis vests and hard hats

@tpxchallenger 4 ай бұрын

@@no_peace😅. Look up the Stopwatch Gang. Canadian bank robbers that wore fake moustaches and taped racing stripes on their getaway car. It worked. People only remember the first thing they see.

@billyshearer117 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely love this series

@Ann-op5kj 5 ай бұрын

What is this? Looks really funny!

@MandyLouWhobaby 4 ай бұрын

Why do Mandys always come up with the best ideas to get everyone in trouble? 😂😂❤

@janewright2800 6 ай бұрын

Loved mandy last series! and all the others!!

@coffeewithtwosugarsplease 6 ай бұрын

Blagging is so easy It's about confidence and really believing in what you're doing is real,

@PhantomFilmAustralia 6 ай бұрын

Sort of like actors and politicians.

@dataflowc 6 ай бұрын

I know someone who used an old BBC hi vis to sneak into football matches. If anyone looked at him he slipped on a pair of headphones and started talking into a microphone on he's lapel.

@rebekahTee-er3rz 6 ай бұрын

Dont even need the mic just talk into your lapel

@originaldw 6 ай бұрын

Bloody love this comedy 😃 😂 I laugh till I cry best since miranda

@santan546 5 ай бұрын

Pleaseeeee. - tell me -- what is the name of this show ? I’d love to watch the entire series… 🙏🏼 thanks in advance

@originaldw 5 ай бұрын

@@santan546 mandy bbc 1 player

@ksharma103 6 ай бұрын

This was the same tactic used by the KZbinr who gatecrashed the BAFTAs and went on stage with the Oppenheimer team 😂 His video is actually quite informative about how terribly easy it is to invade seemingly big and secure events

@alst4817 6 ай бұрын

Psychic: I knew it would work

@kimloklokop5619 6 ай бұрын

A brilliant show!

@annakeye 5 ай бұрын

Philomena Cunk! One of my favourite comedic characters. Same with Barry Shitpeas.

@hexagonshave6sides696 5 ай бұрын

I love Diane Morgan, she's so funny

@JootjeJ 6 ай бұрын

I've literally gotten into places by wearing a high viz and confidently saying "I have permission." Somehow nobody asks who gave that permission.

@alfa_kenny_body 5 ай бұрын

got into two festivals we had the high vis and clipboards we got waved in before even getting to the doors. I heard carrying Pizza as pizza delivery also works for indoor events.

@monkeytimestamps4915 5 ай бұрын

Worst lie on KZbin. Saying “I have permission” completely defeats the purpose and effectiveness of the hi-viz disguise. Nobody who actually has a job to do will feel compelled to explain themselves unless they’re asked. And if someone is asking, then they’re absolutely not going to be satisfied with “I have permission” without inquiring further.

@JootjeJ 5 ай бұрын

@@monkeytimestamps4915 Depends. On one occasion I was legitimately wearing the high viz but so was every other volunteer. That didn't give us, or at least shouldn't have given us, access to some of the restricted VIP areas. As long as I waa confident enough I literally got in by saying "I have permission", "I'm allowed to" or my favourite one "It's okay."

@marmooz 5 ай бұрын

i’ve just started getting into her music recently and love her already i can’t wait to see how her career progresses cause she is a STAR

@Aterhallsam 5 ай бұрын

Lol the table probably cost more

@t.tornado1767 4 ай бұрын

Her hair do's always crack me up. They are wild!! 😅

@orphanl 6 ай бұрын

That’s Genius! See me at the Oscars 🎉

@ahartify 6 ай бұрын

I'll have to take her up on that one day.

@GoldDoubloons_ 5 ай бұрын

LOVE PHILOMENA, she’s everything!!

@BLane-xr1ic 6 ай бұрын

This is a Great series, hope they carry it on.

@FarRightThugParty 5 ай бұрын

this has so much truth in it...I been blagging ppl for years...just takes some bollox

@dodibenabba525 6 ай бұрын

Yep! I know what we're all thinking! 😂😂😂

@crankiemanx8423 6 ай бұрын

"Ooh good seats " ...lol

@mkwpublishing4120 3 ай бұрын

'It’s ok, we're with the table..." 🤣👌

@tiffanyvarelli8834 5 ай бұрын

Works with the Amazon vest too 😂😂 nobody questions anything with the hi vis vest

@gthbtn 6 ай бұрын

We were warned about this over 20 years ago on the railways... 😂

@3TNT3 5 ай бұрын

Nobody questions you if you're carryin' a table. Truer words were never spoken 😂🤣😂

@TallSilentGuy 4 ай бұрын

"Stand back! Stand back! We've got a keeler!"

@Grnfinger 5 ай бұрын

The table is genius

@edcowan6370 5 ай бұрын

A guy in my city broke into a few ATM machines and apparently no one tried to stop him because he had safety gear on.

@MrHogsndogs 5 ай бұрын

Diane Morgan is the best!

@Tony-Anderson 5 ай бұрын

Speaking from experience. This absolutely works, and depending on how long you can keep up the facade, you can end up having a pleasant 4 days at a music festival

@crankypantsmcduff 6 ай бұрын

I love seeing someone with the same accent as me on the TV. I love Many, I know a few "Mandys" where I live, same coat too 🤣

@Elitekross 6 ай бұрын

No questions you if youre a pizza delivery driver

@douglasvick9703 6 ай бұрын

So True..Especially with SECURITY written on it...

@whyyoulidl 6 ай бұрын

Those legs crossed like a Cadburys Curly Wurly 😂😂😂

@helenbarbour-hill2500 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@GavTatu 6 ай бұрын

that and a clipboard.....every time.

@pinkmist911 6 ай бұрын

I love this chick I can’t get enough she is ine of the best underrated comedians

@aaronblagg5679 5 ай бұрын

I have never heard the term "Blagging" before!

@multimillion-p51 5 ай бұрын

they need to take it off once they seated😂

@Flofutz 5 ай бұрын

Did this once years ago.... it really works.

@Leo_Cymru 6 ай бұрын

This reminds me of the video of some guy who blended in working as a labourer in a house😂 friend drops him off and he just pinches a hi vis and starts working, no one questions him for a good while and assumes hes working for an agency 😂

@solitaire10 5 ай бұрын

I saw that. Unbelievable 😂

@ErrorlVlacro 5 ай бұрын

So what's the point? Work for free??

@cambowsher0613 5 ай бұрын

@@ErrorlVlacroright? Like why

@Sweptbythesea 5 ай бұрын

Can confirm. This is how I get in to pay roads like 17 mile road in Monterey. Just tell them you have a job to do, even better if you have a ladder on your roof

@indygothicsociety9716 6 ай бұрын

This works in the states too !

@opalined 7 ай бұрын

A smart business suit works, too. Carry a nice laptop bag and walk in like you know where you are going.

@derlangsame7813 6 ай бұрын

Not to a cinema you don't

@dazzlingdexter5060 5 ай бұрын

This is auctually brilliant

@bootnab 5 ай бұрын

Tables are great, but, nobody but nobody questions a step ladder.

@jed-henrywitkowski6470 5 ай бұрын

After work I was walking in downtown and just so happened to be wearing the same style of out fit of the male staff of a particular club. I was able to hang out and no one was the wiser!

@caligal1090 5 ай бұрын

what show is this

@4dilemma 5 ай бұрын

Mandy

@tanyatucjer 5 ай бұрын

I love me some Cunk, she is the craic!👍😁👍

@ellierosesmallwood7041 5 ай бұрын

2 KZbinrs wore hi vis jackets and carried a ladder into Alton Towers 🤣 they bypassed the entire queue and security let them walk straight into the park where they spent the day enjoying the rides totally unquestioned 😂

@Mia-yk2is 5 ай бұрын

All I have to say is, wow your hair looks so good!

@Walperion_Music 4 ай бұрын

Oh, hi-vis, that's where I got it wrong! I mixed it up and wore a NON-vis jacket, with dynamite sticks and wires coming out of it and the cardboard sign on my chest saying "Death to America!". Enya didn't let me in. Still had to pay. Two years.

@StanleyKubick1 5 ай бұрын

can confirm. used this to get into festivals my whole youth (until my 30's)

@zachmiller9175 5 ай бұрын

I used to do wedding set ups and I'm currently a truck driver, i can 100% confirm both of these work. For higher security facilities add a hard hat and a well worn clip board and you can go basically anywhere that doesn't have armed guards.