shower thoughts that changed my life..

[@Kidd_SS313]

"Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating" Sounds like weed to me

[@whit3dant3]

Damn straight

[@princek732]

No argument there

[@nimmernomma8830]

That's how it goes man

[@Meow-zp7mg]

Imagining or visualizing, that's the right way to read a Book

[@zacharyjoseph3678]

Reading doesn’t feel like any drugs trust me I’ve had them all

[@doosca2279]

“Even when you think you’re alone, you’re not.” Well thanks that cured my anxiety

[@justone4272]

*Yes mine too.* now after turning off the light when going to bed I rocket my self to bed and take shelter in my cover, I turn my back very suddenly to check for a demon creeping behind me, I do this every 2 min's. *SEND HELP.*

[@garlicbreadstick404]

It added paranoia to me. ._.

[@1vy-t0wn38]

@@garlicbreadstick404 they were being sarcastic-

[@hellercord5584]

We did it boys depression is no more.

[@garlicbreadstick404]

@@1vy-t0wn38 oh sorry i didnt notice it was late at night i was sleepy at that time

[@ejays]

I've never seen stock images be this formally executed before

[@Ikxi]

Yea, he uses stock videos really really well

[@lemieux-z8933]

Legit, literally a "Stock God".

[@versal5108]

@@lemieux-z8933 stonk god

[@theancientone3891]

me: saves someone from a bear attack them: omg you saved my life me: no I only delayed it them: *slowly backs away*

[@emp4th251]

lmao

[@Mooni_Real]

Lol good one 😂😂

[@pixels1382]

😂😂hard facts

[@mr.randomvideos7033]

Emergency

[@ginpau7416]

Them: oh shi-

[@wodahs4200]

I literally can listen to this guy for hours and not get bored.

[@smartxavier8906]

I am human

[@AnaBanana32589]

Same his videos are so entertaining

[@nusarawj4541]

his voice is so soothing that I listen to his videos to fall asleep

[@hierarchvibe1322]

@@nusarawj4541 I'm literally listening to him as I fall asleep 😌

[@nusarawj4541]

@@hierarchvibe1322 good night

[@emperorsascharoni9577]

“Every book is just a remix of the dictionary” I like that one

[@theneoreformationist]

There is actually a website that contains all books ever or could ever be written, but generating random letters. libraryofbabel.info/

[@lucianotrani6616]

Technically all books are just remixes of the first book

[@aneesaranii]

Someone has said that before lol

[@quadpad_music]

@@theneoreformationist - Does it also use letters that don't exist in english?

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night. That's like saying that something with less features than a previous edition of something is a remix of the edition with more features. It just doesn't make sense. It's like cutting off some of the show in the next season.

[@electriceel-archive]

"Your brain is in your skull, and you're fine with that" *No.*

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear ele

[@theleanman9558]

LMAOOO 😭😭

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

@@AxxLAfriku lmao you promote yourself here too?

[@phonejack8949]

@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 he gotta do what he gotta do Or she, I ain't no sexist.

[@Kaledrone]

@@AxxLAfriku Nobody wants to see you speedpunching your attractive underwear.

[@legendairyperson9283]

“You sleep for eight hours a day” *Bold of you to assume I sleep*

[@midnightgamer2158]

Hahahahahahaha

[@qhviananan-laul5159]

Will you go to sleep, I need to feed you those six spider's

[@AquaBubbles22]

You probably entering the" server "at the wrong times.

[@estrada0427]

Bold of you to assume I wake up.

[@TheFagerlund]

@@qhviananan-laul5159 thats actually not a true fact, so you're wrong

[@3nd33]

“Someone in the world has probably dreamed of being in a relationship with you... I feel bad for them because it probably was a nightmare” damn that hurted

[@Erick-tk2ve]

Hurt*

[@lilmacya7915]

It was part of the joke stoopid

[@amirw334]

@@Erick-tk2ve They are referencing a meme

[@jackrussel441]

If someone has dreamed about being in a relationship with me, then it was definitely the worst nightmare they have ever had and will ever have

[@fenrir_boo]

pog

[@Bxrry]

the sponsor plug was so smooth

[@Kishore_Rithik]

........

[@maazuponvelocity]

Me when

[@qyezminyrcrafe]

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME 😂

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Ty leeeeeeee

[@X-VI-MMIII]

@@DrakoNotDraco tile^

[@soulfate9503]

“Your social life was almost entirely predetermined by where your teachers assigned you to sit in class.” That’s actually crazy when I look back on who I’ve met just by sitting by them in class randomly

[@WindyWooshes]

Yeah, I was like, wow that is surprisingly true. That might be why I'm such an introvert lol. I never really talked to others

[@Drakonus_]

In my high school, we can sit anywhere we want. So this doesn't apply to me at all.

[@skyspring7704]

Most of my classes didn't have assigned seating, and looking at or talking to your neighbor was forbidden, so, no.

[@JCEditsYT]

@@Drakonus_ do you have a friend from elemntary school that your still friends with?

[@Drakonus_]

@@JCEditsYT Nah, I moved cities a bunch of times after elementary school, so I'm not sure about that.

[@reynoldsoduro-brako8596]

Shower thought: Mirrors don't break, they only multiply.

[@Ralzone]

@DivingDome silver actually

[@abhaysenpai8168]

@@Ralzone now now your comment is pure gold or should i say silver?

[@melon4738]

This is pure bronze!

[@sleepingboiz8155]

Unless u tape them together than they decrease but they definitely don’t break xD

[@haveagreatlife829]

Wow

[@tofu6036]

this guy literally makes a living out of us being depressed .

[@qhviananan-laul5159]

Sure beats getting depressed from making a living.

[@AquaBubbles22]

Welp and making us depressed too boi

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Isn't that KZbin or any inherent organization ever?

[@Cleerboy]

He just took my depression away, with this vid

[@NurseSnow2U]

And I love him for it.

[@cazeelol]

Got the notification in the shower, it’s meant to be

[@yehni6592]

Stop the cap

[@kilogram9559]

nice

[@JayOnDaCob]

Same

[@kilogram9559]

@Nathaniel Phillip using it probably

[@choicethetaurus]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmOmlYCrgs2Df6s

[@jinzu4499]

This guy is the new Vsauce but he keeps changing the topic every second.

[@sampletext9213]

He also keeps changing the stock photos every second.

[@tw12ve56]

Vsauce does too

[@LavenderViolet00]

Amen

[@AmyJallow]

Shower thought: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering

[@GiGitteru]

Him: She's probably thinking about other guys Her: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering

[@clyderussellanana4184]

Her: He's probably thinking about other girls Him: If the mirror is just the reversed side of the world we would never get in because our reflections would block us from entering

[@dynpallomah]

what the fuck is this reply section and why is everyone spamming the her him meme

[@MocaHere]

*every mirror you buy is in used condition* let that sink in

[@subject_x5276]

I know its a joke but the fact that a mirror is the reversed side of the world can be proven false by putting a magnet near a mirror and seeing it not react

[@sleepdeprived5354]

Shower thought: You’ve probably seen at least one person on their last day alive and you didn’t know it

[@rubyisthebest]

Ohhhh

[@Rere-kk6cm]

D:

[@beatrizxx7043]

*Flashback to every elderly person I've ever seen on the street*

[@austinlincoln3414]

We need to be better to people

[@MembersOfHistory]

think of all the criminals you've walked pass

[@vojtechurbanec9886]

"You sleep 8 hours a day." School: DOUBT

[@mr.bananaman3178]

College Students with deadlines: What's sleep? Is it food?

[@beactivebehappy9894]

*X*

[@artgenics9957]

I slept like 3 hours last night due to exams-

[@Nisowyd]

Go to sleep earlier, it’ll change ur life I promise

[@vojtechurbanec9886]

@@Nisowyd OK

[@WGFinc]

“It’s also a pie chart showing how much of Japan is Japan. It’s 100%, by the way.” “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.”

[@TheMetalheadWeeb]

Stealing an unfunny comment makes you look dumb

[@prestonguy4053]

@@TheMetalheadWeeb ur salty

[@TheMetalheadWeeb]

@@prestonguy4053 I don’t recall that being my name tbh

[@WGFinc]

@@TheMetalheadWeeb ... I didn’t steal it?

[@TheMetalheadWeeb]

@@WGFinc why the question mark?

[@OkiSuwen]

"Your chances of dying at any given moment are slim, but never 0%." I feel like this is a threat 😭

[@jeterspaceman8893]

Lol

[@totallyapple9568]

Shower thought: Dora isn’t an explorer because she goes to mapped places on the map

[@aguasadonas8346]

😨

[@srujanakondeti2596]

NANI???!!!!

[@moretrenmoremen3421]

😂

[@irlatiny8894]

That makes no sense 💀

[@glue2308]

technically dora is going for a vacation

[@BucketsProd]

“You can’t touch your palm to your shoulder” Me an intellectual: touches palm to other shoulder

[@milou7797]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT OMGGG

[@angelaguilar4523]

I can do it to the same shoulder though? And I’m not even flexible. It’s really easy

[@_baguette_3769]

I did that and I was so confused 😂

[@NeoNeonGreen]

@@angelaguilar4523 yeah lol same here

[@brooklynmccraw165]

I can actually touch my right palm to my right shoulder tho

[@Empire156]

Shower thought : The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you

[@rednetherbrick3178]

We KNOW

[@externalz9889]

oh wait

[@morerie]

I don’t... oh yEAh wAiT a mINuTe

[@aaasumegamingyt9048]

The oldest picture of you is also the youngest picture of you

[@nimowood6836]

Wait explain ?

[@ttyylleerr3204]

Fun fact: You don't usually think these thoughts in the shower.

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

Yeah.

[@midnightgamer2158]

Yus

[@qhviananan-laul5159]

Well I don't respond to the posts in the shower

[@user-mq9lx9im3x]

I think these thoughts at night or when I’m showering at night

[@oasisrai4135]

I actually think about my crush and starts to hand(some)

[@gawd-zila]

"You sleep for 8 hours a day" Me: *lies.*

[@rebekahl840]

Lies. All lies.

[@basilsfakejordans]

I don't even sleep so I don't know what to do with that information.

[@skylinefx049]

LIAR

[@urfavnegr05349]

Ikr

[@isasofia2009]

School be like : *stop the cap*

[@guiliano4]

"Life is short" Me: It's the longest thing you will ever do.

[@catmeowi1030]

WOAH I NEED TO ADD THAT TO MY LIST

[@khushibagga4688]

Ok now that's true underrated comment

[@crocock3483]

It sounds like a roast to a dirty joke

[@nottoday2812]

@@crocock3483 ikr i knew i wasn’t the only one thinking abt it 😏

[@JBankseyLovesTheYankees]

@@catmeowi1030 list?

[@GAMINGPROOCEAN]

1,000,000 congrats in advance ❤️

[@d3thshot614]

Bruuh literally nobody knows you on this channel. That's y the likes are less. Guess not much Indians r watching these kind of stuff. BTW big fan😁

[@gram_gaming]

Ok

[@mohammadlabeeb2422]

@@d3thshot614 true

[@dmzt]

Oh hello I didn't know you also watch him 🙃

[@amritasingh8653]

bro yaha kaise aap @Aperture you need to see this

[@reynoldsoduro-brako8596]

Shower thought: If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

Joe's

[@cruellangellcomics7824]

Each other’s obviously

[@allisonbrightrose5805]

Well, it depends. Are they reading each other's thoughts or each other's memories?

[@objectcool3937]

A mind reader can still think while reading someones mind? Like someone won't read their own mind cuz their thoughts are still diffrent

[@DylanTheGreatestOfAllTime]

A serial killer is probably watching a documentary about their unsolved crimes and laughed at the inaccuracies in their leads

[@coffe_cup1520]

I-

[@vampante]

i agree its so much fun

[@MissRandomNomad0o]

@@paypay._ uhhhhhh

[@qhviananan-laul5159]

Nope they only got motivation wrong, not only am I a doctor I'm also the owner a funeral parlour .... SEE YA SOON.

[@DylanTheGreatestOfAllTime]

@@paypay._ finish your damn sentence

[@envar1]

“We sleep for eight hours a day” “Ugh,” *scoffs* “lucky”

[@nezunish-898]

@Maulen. IDC Florez Can confirm . Sleep for only 4 hour in a day and you become like zombie wanting to sleep. Never doing it again.

[@bananamuffin247]

same mate. I sleep at 5 am or 3 am depends...

[@cr1pt3d64]

Dude I sleep for 4 hours

[@johanwedebrandt7260]

The way i more succesflu is by spending more time think and the way I get more time is by sleep 4 hours a day instead of 8

[@kiki.kieran]

I sleep for 14 hours

[@Maxzes_]

*“You are helping everyone around you by existing”* Everyone’s depression: *I have ceased to exist*

[@yvonnesstudio1883]

literally my same thoughts

[@LavenderViolet00]

If only it was that easy 🤣

[@sethmerczero9827]

Nah, that wouldn't help at all

[@ЖеЖо-б8ф]

Fun fact: The brain is an organ that claimed itself the most important organ in the body.

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

If you can trick your brain in illusion while knowing they are illusions That mean you aren't your brain

[@souljynx]

The brain also has a million sources to back itself up

[@souljynx]

@@self-proclaimedanimator not true You can trick one part of your brain while another part of your brain recognizes that it’s a trick And if you aren’t your brain, what else could you be

[@Dude-zn5be]

@@self-proclaimedanimator your brain isnt 1 its 2 hemispheres

[@lilmanlil6852]

Recognized rather, trough experiences on self

[@moritzflr2074]

Never seen such a smooth transition to the product placement.

[@Sumirevins]

I've seen A smoother transition

[@charlottedove2875]

Have you heard of Not Even Emily?

[@outsider1st]

Ever watched Adam Ragusea?

[@cuppajoe2]

“The number of people older then you never increases” That one made me think more then the rest for some reason...

[@jeremyjery01]

That fact is actually not true

[@cockroachv]

@@jeremyjery01 why not?

[@FirstnameLastname-dg3kz]

@@jeremyjery01 r u dum?

[@jeremyjery01]

I read “never decreases” sorry my bad

[@svenvolwater5473]

“Someone probably has dreamed of having a relationship with you” damn that really gives me hope

[@foundingtitann]

could be some creepy 60 year old man tho

[@nicholereiff7491]

You ruined it

[@nicholereiff7491]

Memento mori

[@joshuajoe1419]

@@foundingtitann what if I’m desperate?

[@iwatchanimeinenglishcuzimn2808]

@@joshuajoe1419 *holy music stops*

[@reynoldsoduro-brako8596]

Shower thought: A doctor hopes you get sick, a policeman hopes you're a criminal, a mechanic hopes your car breaks down, but only a thief wishes you prosperity.

[@kittydemonoverkill]

I mean, you're not wrong.

[@alexineproductions9001]

Wow

[@radornic2387]

You wouldn't want more work if you're paid monthly

[@yeetlord6859]

Shower thought: Japan is just a pie chart on which countries got nuked

[@JS-rv3et]

policemen dont hope your a criminal the court systems do.

[@mrchickinman9984]

"You can't touch your palm with your shoulder" Me with my other hand: *You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!*

[@hacker1oo173]

Haha

[@Kitsunary]

There are plenty that can do it with the same side hand too.

[@seandon1056]

well played

[@zombiekiller7101]

@@Kitsunary I can , that's why I was fking confused

[@Real_God_Real]

@@zombiekiller7101 SURE YOU CAN.

[@fizzie6902]

"Your palm cant touch your shoulder." Vegeta every time hes hurt:

[@Jojo-jp4ro]

Why doesn't this comment have more likes lol

[@varunkumar2324]

😂 poor Vegeta

[@jesuschristsaves9067]

That comment went over heads

[@vonn2up339]

@@jesuschristsaves9067 or maybe the heads went over the fact of watching anime..... 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@jesuschristsaves9067]

@@vonn2up339 Reword that sentence.

[@loganj2158]

I’m sorry but that was the absolute smoothest ad read I have ever experienced.

[@teraspeXt]

"You can't touch your palm to your shoulder." Me, touching my right palm to my left shoulder: _smort_

[@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279]

Most people can touch their right hand to their right shoulder. I did just now.

[@cakepop817]

Shower Thought: We spend time serving foods separately only for them to end up mixed up in our stomachs 👀

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

How is that a shower thought? that's just a true sentence.

[@qhviananan-laul5159]

I used the manure from a cow that I will have butchered, for ribs and steaks, to fertilize the grass it ate, does that mean I am eating cow dung....

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

@@qhviananan-laul5159 yes

[@thomaschapais-roy6020]

that's right, it's much better to put all your meals for one day in one big smoothie! It all goes to the same place anyway eh?

[@qhviananan-laul5159]

@@thomaschapais-roy6020 well that's how it came out. According to the two girls and a cup.

[@hatimelzubair8660]

"you only know that you slept by waking up" Lucid dreaming: *are you sure about that?*

[@lenhle_]

broooo.....lucid dreaming ain't cool man

[@monstergurke88]

I searched for this

[@chriss2241]

Do you lucid dream? If so, just out of curiosity, how do you do it?

[@lilac9271]

@@chriss2241 take notes and search it up on KZbin

[@akuxyoshi6230]

@@lenhle_ facts

[@aditisaxena6163]

When he said, "just remember the last time you washed your belt..." I was like "oooh" He was like "yeah..."

[@aguasadonas8346]

WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ginpau7416]

I never wash my belt lol xD

[@poopsickle2411]

@@ginpau7416 stop staring me like that

[@alauriseflyn]

@@poopsickle2411 You know what? No. You call ME daddy

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

@@alauriseflyn asserting dominance like a boss (dare I say like a dadd-)

[@tehangrybird345]

Life is like a train. Our brains are the locomotives that guide us, and life and death are the stations and the cargo is life itself. And rail junctions are life choices, bringing us to different stations that could be either a longer lifespan, or death.

[@garlicbreadstick404]

Shower thought: if you are afraid to be alone in the dark, that means you are actually afraid that you might not be alone in the dark

[@maryb4493]

That was literally in the video

[@miafoster2207]

Wowww

[@baffledWHAT]

why must you say this to me, somebody who has the fear of the dark.

[@sheetalmishra9818]

I am afraid of darkness weather I am alone or with somebody else😂😂

[@kittydemonoverkill]

I don't fear what lurks in the dark. Nor do I fear what it will do. I fear what I might do to set off the things that lurk. I fear what I might do to myself due to not being Able to see where I'm going. And I fear what could happen to my possessions, each with their own sentimental value.

[@Sumirevins]

Victim: "You could've saved his life" Me,a Firefighter: "It's impossible mam, you see you can't save a life you can only Delay a death"

[@cyatram]

@Marc Woolward imagine correcting somebody when you have no idea what you’re taking about.

[@ingenuity23]

@@cyatram imagine not reading who marc actually tagged

[@morerie]

Wow

[@avi12]

Shower thought: Being dead is like being stupid - you're not aware of it, and it's only difficult for the people around you

[@muskanchhangani1709]

How do you know what like being dead?? 🤔

[@TheCentre101]

Ricky Gervais, I got you

[@dutchshark1580]

How do you know you’re not aware of it? Maybe you are

[@usefulbobcat]

How do you know what being stupid is like?

[@PolymathAtif]

Hands up. You are too wise for the liking of the council

[@justjade256]

“Your right elbow will forever remain untouched my your right hand” Me: *knife*

[@alagiejallowjunior7725]

😂😂😂😂

[@ginpau7416]

🔪 🩸 ✋

[@esmanurbugday2010]

is is bad that that's the first thing I thought of, hehe just cut hand move it and place it on your elbow, works like a charm

[@yourmotherspetunicorn]

same.

[@bubblelovessans]

Just cut off your hand and touch it with your elbow

[@ApertureThinking]

Thank you to AtlasVPN for sponsoring this video, check them out here: atlasvpn.go2cloud.org/SHs Shower Thoughts Merch available now!: aperture.gg/showerthoughtsv1

[@clobre_]

why does this have only 1 like lmao i bet i can get more

[@envar1]

Hi!

[@malachiemerson4329]

The transition to the add was seemless. I'm not even mad. That was smooth

[@sandervanbezeij6079]

I subbed! Great video's Bro

[@ManjotSingh-rl6du]

i just subbed

[@tjilsagalt3564]

Aperture: shower thoughts Elon Musk: -.-

[@acatwithafancyhat5782]

-._-.

[@NotMelissaHere]

Elongated muskrat

[@xcii8234]

Hacker: Looks at me trough my camera Atlas VPN: And I took that personally

[@chhavimehrotra1407]

Another confusing and creepy shower thought- getting older and getting one year closer to death, is pretty much the same thing but still people are scared for the second and not really for the first one... Thank you for making me think like you after watching 6 of your videos in one day

[@randomize2014]

0:35 “Every human being relies on and is bounded by his knowledge and experience to live. This is what we call “reality”. However, knowledge and experience are ambiguous, thus reality can become illusion. Henceforth one man’s reality can be another man’s illusion” - itachi uchiha

[@cakepop817]

Shower Thought: Waiters bring food to people's tables in order to bring food to their own table 👀

[@nenadmarjanovic6648]

you reminded me of another one, since you wait for waiter to bring you food... arent you the waiter?

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

@@nenadmarjanovic6648 Yes, yes you are.

[@harrisahamed2775]

Ok

[@carmen7551]

@@nenadmarjanovic6648 English is not my first language so when I read waiter for the first time I actually thought it meant the person waiting for there food or for something else. When I found out what it really means, I got so confused lmao

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

@@carmen7551 yeah ikr english is weird

[@AayDee]

My trapped brain is about to use it’s personal servants to interact with what it perceives to be a phone and hit a sequence of buttons in just the right way to get that pizza it’s now craving after watching this video.

[@thewanderingchelmet]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/injUc6Zve91kmK8

[@dunleeozarius]

Oooof

[@Zed9659]

Same my brain is using my body organs and physics to get what it wants not caring about my poor body but only caring to maitain it so it can use it again

[@spartanv0]

You sound crazy but anything can sound crazy if you word it right.

[@SavageEpicness-fw2ue]

So....u just ordered a pizza?

[@mrthicc980]

Shower thought: You have probably been in someone else’s dreams more than once, but most likely you’ll go through life without ever knowing whose dreams and what they were about.

[@wgrg3822]

Shower thought: being alive is just being dead in reverse

[@joshuajagmohan4553]

@Ophelia Lol

[@bluedragon5885]

Am alive but am dead...

[@Finat0]

@@bluedragon5885 Thats deeeep

[@bingletoncoochiesmith.]

Schrödingers cat: allow me to introduce myself

[@Sana-ce8ud]

@@bluedragon5885 r u ok bro?

[@lupinusaria2316]

"You sleep for 8hrs a day" Since... when?

[@diogocasstro]

yeah right lol

[@joshuajagmohan4553]

@@diogocasstro Lol

[@ammarkhan6883]

I sleep 9 - 10

[@ender4344]

I sleep for 1-4hours or 10-15hours. Thanks, 2020

[@joshuajagmohan4553]

@@ender4344 Kay

[@liquidmercury6137]

You can impersonate someone’s voice perfectly in you head to say any word

[@Jameshamer]

i made thatveggan teacher say the n word in my head

[@ilv839]

Yes even in any language 😂 thats called imagination

[@farhanahmad2633]

Even advertising about the Vpn in that calm tone is making it feel like a shower thought.

[@miggy9942]

Pie chart of showing how much Japan is Japan Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@miggy9942]

@WESTON HAMILTON ik 😎

[@shivanshmishra9043]

Sounds news to me

[@jonathansmith1281]

Together we can stop this

[@miggy9942]

@@jonathansmith1281 I love your profile picture. I remember playing Final fantasy since I was young.

[@overdrive_again]

He actually meant that in a political way

[@primephoenix1.077]

When you transport goods through ship, it's called 'cargo' But when goods are transported through car or any vehicle, it's called 'shipment'

[@Rere-kk6cm]

D:

[@MoneyMakeoverSpecialist]

We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

[@KittyCat-gj7xn]

Why ... do ...... I ... feel so relaxed ... by your voice ;-;

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

*S A M E*

[@sdarki2684]

Shower thought : We are actually time travelling by a second per second

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

We live in past if neurons take time to perceive the surroundings

[@tripi7906]

Correct, well, we’re living in the present but what we see are milliseconds behind

[@Cosm0ss]

If you suffer with deralization or something similar to that (like I do) just remember that you are real and don't think too much into this, and you can stop watching the video whenever you want. You are 100% real. I promise. Everything is ok. You are alive and you are ok. Stay safe

[@nuubier8911]

This is the simulator admin

[@Cosm0ss]

@@nuubier8911 not the place to say this shit man

[@nuubier8911]

@@Cosm0ss True, but doesn't stop my comment's theoretical validity, right?

[@Cosm0ss]

@Stolas it's like sometimes stuff makes you second guess whether ur real or not, or that things are how they actually are, which can evolve into that yeah

[@fullmetaltheorist]

"The odds of you dying at any moment are very slim but not zero." Ad : Get medical aid for only 100$ a month

[@neurotictapeworm]

IT'S WARNING YOU

[@Jameshamer]

its a sign

[@aguasadonas8346]

Damn.

[@muskanchhangani1709]

😂😂😂

[@beatrizxx7043]

Ahh, I love it when KZbin has a sense of humour!

[@pxrticlerl3945]

Aperture: **Says something you can't physically do** Me: Hmmm...Let's see about that

[@diogocasstro]

I see

[@habib8879]

I see a fellow rocket league player 👀

[@AutonomousCollective]

@Isaiah Rashid same, whoever can't must be fat or have to large of biceps

[@crusader2603]

@@AutonomousCollective or no hands

[@Goingtomarsland]

my brother can literally touch the part above his wrist with his hand of the same arm

[@superkittypro6520]

Shower thought: "I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the same thing.

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

Ahhh yes, the English language

[@XeLYoutube]

words. i can say it to any setnence that has words

[@miaclowes1664]

Me vibing to this doods calming voice and very deep thoughts: youtube: FIXING MY MATES CUBARD WITH SUPER NOODLES

[@Alphagamer47]

Not even gonna lie that was the cleanest sponsor transition ive ever seen

[@llunaariaa]

same

[@onespeedygamer4887]

Original Shower thought: the saying falling in love is like a roller coaster is flawed because when your on a roller coaster you can enjoy that weightless enchanting feeling cause you know your strapped in but in love the only seat belt we have is the other people and if they don’t love us back we’ll stop falling and hit the ground

[@malikmoore8314]

Damnnnnn

[@mllysha]

Oh-

[@isasofia2009]

And the roller coaster ends eventually so....

[@bafflingbullshit]

Hard, really hard

[@ellamayo1452]

That's deep, someone should put it in a song

[@PersonInPurple]

I actually have a theory on the vampire one: It’s the concentration of the suns light. When the moon reflects it, it most likely gets diminished. I think that’s why it doesn’t affect them.

[@HandleMHMMM]

What if the earth is at the center of the solar system and NASA are liars.

[@JonnaWilharm]

Vampires don't have a reflection. So it could be a facet of that or uv rays? The moon can't give humans a sunburn either.

[@BeefyMcWhatnow]

Shower thought: When you say 'forward' or 'back' your lips move in that direction

[@deesnutts917]

I just tried to see is it really lol 😭😭

[@whatisilyionlyknowipurpleyou]

@@deesnutts917 same…

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night. Not necessarily.

[@araizkashif7191]

Aperture:“You get 8 hours of sleep everyday” Me: oh really?

[@Sumirevins]

Yah I get 10 hours of sleep

[@crusader2603]

@@Sumirevins same

[@mbaxter22]

Yeah I wish...

[@tristantheoofer2]

i get 5-6

[@araizkashif7191]

I dont sleep, im imposter

[@marcuschen6573]

English language: Exists Aperture: and i took that personally

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

Someone stole this or you stole this.

[@marcuschen6573]

@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 yeah no i made this comment like 7 minutes after the video uploaded. I didnt steal this comment

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

@@marcuschen6573 k

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Dawood Awan -eggzists- *eggzits** yw ☄💥🥚

[@muzinka2c987]

His transitions to topics especially the sponsor segment was smooth af

[@hyperxase704]

This mans shower is magical, it talks to him

[@pogglethelesser4688]

'What I told you was true, from a certain point of view.'

[@noahfullerr]

Might just be the smoothest way to transition into the sponsor. Well played

[@reynoldsoduro-brako8596]

Shower thought: The word "nun" is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel.

[@royalredbird9717]

After seeing thumbnail Everyone: Well, well, well, let's try this.

[@Vulppix]

I did and idk if it’s a joke or if I’m flexible because I could do it lol

[@KidKusU]

@@Vulppix same

[@choicethetaurus]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmOmlYCrgs2Df6s

[@earfquake3989]

@@choicethetaurus Wow, this is really good for a self promo

[@sharkboy5562]

@@choicethetaurus i would dislike but they way you self promo is pretty funny so i let it go. plus the song isnt half bad.

[@-DeZiRe-]

“Everybody covers their computer camera’s but nobody covers their cellphone camera’s.” True af

[@_baguette_3769]

I cover my phone camera 👀

[@rebekahl840]

Actually I do

[@superdude5416]

"And the english language will forever be confusing." *me laughing in multiple languages

[@krunchykarim]

hon hon hon oui oui baguette

[@jdjones3773]

Bahut acche shabash badhiya khub Palo khub khelo mje ki life jio

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

"Stalingrad kilashnikov vodka adidas track pants" -Sam 'O Nella

[@gumiho8543]

Moshi moshi

[@giovanni1234580]

é foda

[@shimuf]

The phrase "Be yourself" is from most people's perspective, telling them to be themselves, but if that person isn't a good person, they get told to be nice. Meaning that there is one true self of you, that once existed.

[@MrKr4dy]

Shower thought: When a alarm goes off, isn't it basically going on?

[@GG42069]

No, it's counting down to the time you set.

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

Hello, I am here to report inaccuracies in shower thoughts, AKA, take weight off your shoulders so you can sleep at night. Sorry, that's my copy and pasted thing. Yes, it is going on.

[@usefulbobcat]

So if your alarm gets turned on every morning isn't it considered morning wood?

[@quaianthegrimreaper7556]

@@usefulbobcat uh no

[@usefulbobcat]

@@quaianthegrimreaper7556 you can't handle the truth

[@enlightened1438]

English : Exists Aperture : I'm gonna end this man's whole career

[@dima97]

Mans*

[@ifyoucanttellIlikemilk]

@@dima97 rlly?

[@dima97]

@@ifyoucanttellIlikemilk yeah thats the meme

[@isaachaley7448]

man’s*

[@enlightened1438]

There u go man's

[@test-jt5el]

"The odds of you dying in any moment are very slim" Final Destination Survivors: *Nervous Sweating*

[@OmniKing939383848]

"death" in final destination is that one gamer that doesn't choose the stealth option

[@raerae2310]

bro! What he said about not being useless because I'm keeping everyone alive just by existing.....that hit hard!

[@peoplepeople7195]

“You can’t touch your palm to your shoulder” Me: touches my shoulder with the same hand palm

[@eshanaiyashankar]

you cant touch your palm to elbow same hand

[@peoplepeople7195]

@@eshanaiyashankar ok? That’s not what It said

[@eshanaiyashankar]

@@peoplepeople7195 then what it said can u touch ur elbow with your palm of same hand?

[@peoplepeople7195]

@@eshanaiyashankar where are you getting elbow from???

[@bobbyvang]

Elbow from the video. Shoulder from the thumbnail.

[@SLONEZ]

Bro’s thoughts are on another level Thanks for inspiring me bro

[@maxolschanski9872]

"You cant Touch your palm to your shoulder" Me: Puts right palm on the left shoulder... Looks confused at the screen

[@seeps489]

That was me before watching the whole video.

[@kcnl2522]

Lmfao same

[@nathandelormes4014]

XD

[@tigerblood3692]

Yup

[@AshayGupta]

Instructions unclear. It was right palm and right elbow

[@burninghamon6575]

I love it how he connects all these crazy facts maling it even more crazier

[@annelee8397]

“your brain is trapped in your skull, but your completely fine with that” well not anymore...

[@SavageEpicness-fw2ue]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@benn300]

that got to me too

[@Notabl3]

@Zach Freeman yeah you are brain is trapped In you skull? Doesn’t add up man (unless you meant the second time he said your)

[@discontinuedchannel9709]

@Zach Freeman you’re implies “you are”. Your implies ownership or association. The correct word would be your

[@_ruuku]

@@discontinuedchannel9709 I think he was implying the second "your".

[@navinsewchunder5246]

Achievement Unlocked: Unnoticed Sponsor Transition

[@funnylaughed7423]

"you never know you're asleep until you wake up" To be fair I have lucid dreams like twice a week

[@UncertifiedBruh]

C a p

[@ItachiUchiha-mj2ll]

Uh I still don't get how people can't lucid dream I swear to god The momment I put my head on my pillow I can stay lucid dreaming

[@snazzyy8619]

@@ItachiUchiha-mj2ll yea same theres time where I’m really tired and I just close my eyes fall asleep and start controlling my dreams

[@kittycorn9058]

@@snazzyy8619 yeah but dreams for us are like a tv show ig. We don’t know what’s happening and can’t really control it. we think it’s real and it feels real too which is why we can’t control it.

[@Lucky-iu4bv]

@SnazzyyWhen I close my eyes,I can dream whatever I want.Even if I don't sleep.And I can control them whatever as what I want

[@DangerNator]

Human: We teach kids to never take candy from strangers Alien: Cool. By the way what's the next holiday coming up? Human: Halloween. Alien: What's that? Human: It's when kids go up to people's doors and get candy Alien: ...

[@bubblelovessans]

XD soooo truuueeee

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

Human: They ask for the candy. Alien:........ Human: in costumes.

[@UDX6T]

0:16: Reality can be whatever you want it to be Thanos: Happiness noise

[@beautydivineluxe5725]

Him “Dying is slim but never zero...” * commercial* “ This is the end..”

[@rosaliegrummel7818]

Shower thought: shower thoughts are just random philosophy arguments that you’d get in school but simplified and not teached in school

[@capman8311]

Yes

[@clowndys4317]

YO I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY LIKE LISTENING TO G TY IS WHILE PLAYING SOMETHING IG IS ACTUALLY KINDA RELAXING