Aphmau Wants To Kill Me.

[@Ryth]

Subscribe or Aphmau will smite you off the earth.

[@Asianguy_edits]

DONE

[@mojsamsung9594]

First Omg a have never goten 6 likes lets try 1k likes i love y ll 24 likes om 39 omg im speachles 41 omg❤❤❤

[@XVuler]

Ok 🗿

[@PeptoAbysmoI]

ok

[@shifty547]

D:

[@icetweiz]

remember when Do Not Laugh minecraft videos were actually genuine and funny with great improv, and not obviously scripted

[@lalaj2887]

Genuine vs corporate (idk if aphmau is a corporation, but i think it's kinda it is, giving it that all the channel and other stuff that's targeting young audience are usually corporate if not are greedy and degenerate individuals)

[@areenboy8742]

Yes. ;-;

[@Skibidussy_Fanumtax]

I remember one video in my brain, it was with the KZbinr Moose and unspeakable and some other guy I think had made a try not to laugh video it was years ago so I don't remember much all I know is that it was hilarious 😭😂

[@areenboy8742]

@@Skibidussy_Fanumtax Childhood :)

[@MadaraUchiha-.._]

she used to just have fun with her friends, but now everything is scripted. she's doing this to appease younger viewers because aphmau's videos before were doing terrible, she wasn't making a lot of money. but she kept making those videos and her roleplay videos. she had like an entire company helping her, but that company is gone now. but she has to make a living somehow. so pls understand aphmau. she's not a bad person, just someone who wanted to do what she loved but it didn't work out :(

[@YourLocalStarz]

Ryth: Considering giving Zane respect points Zane: Almost instantly ruins his chances

[@thegoatfr_yes]

fr also ya boi ryth is allmost at 2M!

[@Xenx3ss]

​@@thegoatfr_yes Yessir

[@WorseTel]

mhm

[@ryth151]

​@@thegoatfr_yesyessir

[@KennyIsStoopid]

Ryth just hates everyone

[@FozePlays]

A wize man once said “ I eagerly want to pee myself watching a aphmou video” Ryth - 2023 6:38

[@MISS_GIZMO_BUDDY]

Ryth’s channel: 🗿🍷 Ryth’s banner: 💀

[@maiaX-X]

I just looked at it 💀

[@epicgamerX11]

​@@maiaX-X Its also a joke

[@amairakhare27]

TrUE

[@notkirbboi]

What about now?

[@MISS_GIZMO_BUDDY]

@@notkirbboi oh idk it’s pretty normal now

[@ricardito1205]

4:48 ryth british mode activated

[@Ya_BoiLame]

Burh turned into Scottish stewie griffin

[@Itsyourcockroah199]

​@@Ya_BoiLameSTOP🤣🙌

[@berrydti40]

😂😂😂

[@Chloeeonpawz]

As a british, indeed 😭

[@heleneschlee248]

Aphmau: "...You will snap out of existance" Ryth: "Great idea, I will roast you to the point you don't exist anymore."

[@nadirhamache1867]

I'm sorry but ryth do u roast for fun ?

[@The-UnderPlayer]

@@nadirhamache1867What NOOOOOO he complements adults and he makes his content for children

[@The-UnderPlayer]

⁠@@nadirhamache1867No shit, what do you Think

[@Stepanimates]

@@nadirhamache1867 he does, its in his channel desc, its all for laughs and giggles :)

[@Jolteonhasalotofsigma]

Broooo💀

[@kxfright]

Ahpmau did actually have a small series where the ppl in the video made genuine jokes and laughed and interacted like normal human beings

[@elanhenderson7358]

I feel like she’s entertaining children but in her old videos she entertained people like us she’s entertaining more children then her older audience now I kinda don’t know how to feel abt her anymore but I still watch her videos cause they are very entertaining and sometimes funny

[@Zowy_RPYT]

I don't Watch Aphmau anymore and watching these videos I'm starting to think my childhood is gone...when I was little I watched her old content it was better kids I know watched her and with good content and Laugh at normal human videos now it just looks like she's milking every popular thing for money I'm just sad my childhood rollplays are definitely never coming back..

[@elanhenderson7358]

@@Zowy_RPYT your right but if you think about it she needs to feed herself and her family it just kinda sucks how she doesn’t make content for older kids she could at least put a bit of content that portrays to older audiences instead of the younger ones

[@commonsense9558]

Was it the one with Adam?

[@Vemp6]

Nowdays she koo koo crazy for money money. She's so dumb brainwashing other kids on KZbin. Cridgey. 🤢

[@Zee-wh6tn]

Zane is the only one in aphmau I have respect for 🫡

[@LondynBundy]

I respect nobody 😂😂

[@LondynBundy]

Alright people what’s up 0:11

[@tulizomusafiri310]

Ok?😑😐🙄 6:07

[@francescorona4277]

Same

[@amunyazin4431]

Fr

[@godzilla_2023.]

Im not laughing at the video,im laughing at Ryth's jokes 💀

[@DarkXwolf17-j3b]

Same

[@Motoshjj]

True

[@Thelocking1000]

Yeah

[@LoganMcghee-j1n]

on god bro

[@randompackgodfan]

same here. Buddy this don't end here Now if you scroll down it ends

[@PureLurkinOFFICIAL]

"This is do not laugh." Ryth proceeds to laugh manically.

[@jacknemeth9631]

I almost laughed you just looking at your comment. That's so funny

[@Herbie_HC]

4:47 i cant stop laughing help

[@SlightlyCrinkledStrewberry]

The Aphmau and Ryth lore is getting wild 🔥🔥🔥

[@AlexLopez12453]

5:15 “I never thought that poop jokes were still a thing in 2020203 was still funny”

[@ANTHXNYP1X]

202023*

[@Bowserjr1102]

2023

[@Faded_Sarah]

​@LyrikRobinson-fj1qr it's cause Ryth said it like that

[@VelvetAndVeneer.EXE_]

​@LyrikRobinson-fj1qr2023 Is A Number Not A Word

[@Itsyourcockroah199]

@🎀melody_sea_star🧸FR THO🤯

[@grapefruit-candy]

i miss her old videos where she would actually use real human emotions, and when she actually used to play Minecraft normally with her friends. But now i know she’s aimed to be a kid youtuber but it’s honestly annoying how they never show real human emotions other than acting, i do wanna know if her friends are doing this out of consent or if they are being tied up in a basement…

[@lalamc3777]

Why y’all judging my girl like this she’s just a kid KZbinr 🤨

[@grapefruit-candy]

@@lalamc3777 Then why are you here🤨

[@lalamc3777]

@@grapefruit-candy Oop you right😔

[@cosmic_ghostbruh]

​​@@lalamc3777he used to be a good youtuber

[@lalamc3777]

@@cosmic_ghostbruh yea used to be I hope you talking about ryth or sm

[@lliminalityy]

watching aphmau's newer content physically pains me bc i grew up on her old stuff. this really just is the cocomelon-ification of a youtuber who used to be good

[@IceLuminia]

The same goes for me I'm glad I moved on when the content suddenly changes

[@RPD_LEADER]

I'm anti furry but this guy is the goat

[@bee_552]

​@cantthinkofausername5596 who says he furry

[@JennLynch-gv1cq]

Aphmau is still good!!!!!!!!!!🤬

[@bee_552]

@@JennLynch-gv1cq pregnant in minecraft

[@logan_fnffan]

0:03 just 3 seconds in and the laugh 💀

[@boredthien]

2:39 it sounds a lot like school.

[@BrianYoung-vw2pw]

Yeah

[@ColinJoesseppiVEVO]

Reminder: The Try Not To Laugh Challenges Aphmau used to do weren’t roleplays and were genuine

[@LeonKnight2002]

So you’re telling me a 30 year old woman laughed at a Minecraft character fall

[@ColinJoesseppiVEVO]

@@LeonKnight2002 No, like there wasn’t really a story or gimmick to them. It was just Jess (Aphmau) and friends using goofy Minecraft mods to make each other laugh.

[@kleo6868]

I’m pretty most in not all the videos are scripted

[@yungafenlenato]

Bro, jit, my nigha, my buddy ol’ pal. Be so fr we all know that Shit scripted for Younger kids to watch. 💀 I thought this Shit was OBVIOUS like none needed to be disclosed or some Shit. Examples like bright ass colors, and her loud ass screaming, and obvious kiddy content, not only that IN MINECRAFT. Let’s be fr, this Shit is scripted and the target audience is for kids. What motherfucking 16 year old you think is finna watch that Shit. 🤨 Only the niggas who get bullied for making weird ass animal noises prolly but IN HIGHSCHOOL? Bffr.

[@ryleighemma]

@@kleo6868 years ago, before they started HEAVILY appealing to kids, they weren't all scripted. and the ones that were scripted were obvious roleplays (like mystreet) or just in general weren't painful to sit through

[@StarTimeCube]

Ryth: *Respecting Zane because Zane is spitting facts* Zane: *Almost absolutely Ruined his respect levels from Ryth*

[@ParlinW]

Stfu comment stealer

[@yanalieh3848]

6:19 Casoh if he was a cat💀🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@M1K0_12]

Thats what I was thinking of 😂

[@farahx3928]

comedy

[@kobeesteban2024]

Too small

[@NightSong897]

@@kobeesteban2024to small 😂

[@MunaStarzz]

@@kobeesteban2024FRRRRRRR

[@saiikulles]

3:38 and bro regretted his life

[@sh4lh.0]

The fact he said 202023 instead of 2023😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@theultrasceptile]

4:56 what if we already have no brain cells?

[@U_S4Y_X3I-_SAY-X3ALS0X3]

0:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"old hag"got me laughing😂😂😂

[@_The_Lizard_King]

"Mum, can we have Saw?" "No, we have Saw at home." *Saw at home:*

[@Shadow_M00N-o2r]

*saw at home*💀

[@goumbrizara6152]

4:49 I legit fell off my chair at this part( it hurt)

[@Choir_Woman]

Imagine That Vegan Teacher watching Aphmau kill Zane's horse.

[@GnomeGamer20]

4:48 British moment and British laughter got me dying

[@JoeMama-yq9ng]

The " comedy " skills the Aphmau crew has makes the jokes you hear from a random dad sound like they should start a comedy tour

[@somestranger8530]

YESSSSS

[@Ari-mw5vh]

Agreed

[@CeoOfThe4thDimension]

Agreed griddy

[@marcinlewandowski9067]

❤

[@kit_ts6087]

​@Faximinal it's true tho

[@Danix8gameon_ita]

6:56 bro got stuck between 2010-2012

[@TheDerpyDreamYT]

8:21 Zane is moaning💀NORMAL.....

[@Bloodclot20]

Thanks for the time stamp, now I can play it over and over again on speakers along with nickavacado late at night!.

[@mitsuri_ķkk]

It's so hot

[@bloxyfroggaming]

5:13 wtf was that laugh 😂 ⬅️ aww fu- ima die now 💀

[@Cookie0382]

0:45 mad me laugh and **dies**

[@t1mburt0nsdandruff]

From the looks of it, Zane didn’t want to do it, but Aphmau threatened him by killing his cattle and forced him into it. Wow, Aphmau’s such a good friend..

[@viltrx]

Yea she probably did to everyone else too it sad

[@rUvyzat_m0ch1zuk1]

7:10 the fact i dance this as an idle anim sometimes irl

[@EktoAnim]

why

[@rUvyzat_m0ch1zuk1]

@@EktoAnim its simple and goofy

[@Ilovenoahsomuch0009]

4:49 Is it just me, or did i hear Ryth talking in a British accent?

[@Alijkoy46]

4:19 🗣Alr prepared my 🅱️raincellz fer that1!!11!

[@TheoGrindzz]

Nah! She even featured Bowser in her video 0:14 💀💀💀

[@rg40xs]

SHE RUINED THE MARIO MOVIEEEE!!!!!!

[@mayleeluvsjesus]

7:54 that bg song is from Death Note, right?

[@water..4]

Ye

[@IonizedCarthage]

4:24 it better not be the most goofy aah joke to brace to the earth

[@LaCreaturaDel12]

‘’202023’’ aphmau actually lowering all of our iq rn 💀

[@baryonyxzillarex8256]

I agree

[@kaiden212]

Ture

[@sealifegaming]

The only reason I laughed in this video was bc of ryth 💀

[@andrijajankovic3865]

Same

[@bernarda1247]

Same 💀

[@ThetigereyeLmtd]

Same

[@Shadowling-3857]

SAME

[@ErickRamirez-zd2vu]

3:25 No more kids

[@someone12367-idk]

Aph doesn’t make me laugh, His roasting makes me laugh.

[@TheDerpyDreamYT]

4:48 The laugh of the devil king himself 💀 and I really lost BRAIN CELLS 💀💀💀💀💀

[@legoamazervsgames1032]

It is literally so friggin ridiculous, I slightly chuckled. I wouldn't have even smiled if Ryth hadn't been in this video.

[@TalchoTPZF2]

1:33 Totally unrelated bit that kid in the front with the Angry Birds shirt, I had that exact one then I had to give it away back in 2020.

[@avenuenumber12]

Too bad so sad haha jk that like… very depressing

[@TalchoTPZF2]

@AVenue11 That was needed, don't be a jerk now.

[@YoriToris]

4:50 i wasn't laughing at aphmau's joke i was laughing at his laughing-

[@emilyfry5544]

I personally don’t watch the Aphmau videos that we’re made in the past 2 years but the older stuff is actually good

[@cashclark4178]

3:47 man he ded

[@feenixdeez1526]

The peanut butter jelly time meme is a classic that's all that I will give Zane its nice to see something that I remember in the memes tbh

[@hudaawami8596]

So do u kinda like aph? She was my childhood dream youtuber and she still is and this vid is 💔🤬🤬🤬 I love aphmau I'm standing up for her I hope to see more ppl standing up for aph❤

[@hudaawami8596]

Woo hoo aphmau❤❤

[@feenixdeez1526]

I wasn't saying I support her content I was saying that peanut butter jelly time is a classic meme thats all

[@PiotrDomanski-em4xh]

its cringe

[@KuramaNaruto-9tails]

​@hudaawami8596, what sane person would like aphmau's content. Let alone support her enough to be your "dream youtuber."

[@hyepark1829]

Try not to laugh challenge❌️ Try not to cringe challenge ✅️

[@Mr-TR]

2:19 if depression was real -ryth

[@Moon36543]

Pretty sure ryths title should be try not to laugh if so, I would lose immediately 💀

[@JOYBOY_101]

😃🔫 7:05

[@iwatchyouwhenyousleep1760]

Nobody can tell that aphmau didn't just point a gun to there head and force them to do this😭🙏

[@claymationgloves3662]

Zane be the most based character since the beginning of mystreet. 🗿🍷

[@SgtJman31]

Hey did anyone else hear Ryth at 5:22 say 20 20 2023

[@cha05dr01d]

Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂, Ryth, you make everything hilarious.

[@PsychoHelmetReligion9000]

The video:🗿 The roasts Ryth made:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👹🫢😭😶😂😂

[@N0AH7855]

I’m laughing at Ryth’s commentary more than the do not laugh challenge

[@Ari-mw5vh]

Same

[@ScarlettKKI]

All the Minecraft skins look cuter then they look irl tbh.

[@supersayianveshremy69]

6:24. Bro's big a** ain't gonna fit in the thing 💀

[@YOUareTheManTheMythTheLegend]

Old me watching Aphmau:😐👍 Me now:🍷🗿👎

[@thomasgoldfish6460]

I'm not losing brain cells, I'm losing the will to live.

[@IMWATCHINYOU-d2g]

Bro I barley ever had brain cells, I fucking DID BEFORE I FOUND A APHMAU VIDEO

[@Jessie_bruh]

Legend says that aphmau's dad didn't come back with the milk in centuries.Because of the videos she makes

[@Ch3zzIts]

fr

[@StarrySky-]

Wat?

[@MadaraUchiha-.._]

pls dont say that she's a kind person who was making rlly bad money :( so she did this, and it's working well for her.

[@StarrySky-]

@@MadaraUchiha-.._ its actually good money since people buy her merch always plus shes getting really famous by creating videos targeting at kids than what she make in the past

[@MadaraUchiha-.._]

@@StarrySky- yes ik but before this new content she was not making money and im glad to see her thriving.

[@anavetsu]

Y'know, she's kind of bringing her PDH videos back, but with this whole 3rd grader vibe I really still have hope that she will start doing good content again I mean, just look at how many subs she has and how many people actually watch her videos I'm also so sad that all the characters lost their unique and cool personality and are just mascots for the channel now... They they all are so loud now too Like bruh I still love Aph But I'm really sad and disappointed in those past 3 years

[@tongnguyen3846]

SHE IS DOING GOOD CONTENT RYTH IS JUST HATES APH

[@anavetsu]

@@tongnguyen3846 she WAS doing good content like 3 years ago. I've been supporting her for years and I'm still subscribing her, even though I've stopped watching her videos, because that's just no effort kids content now. I still hope that one day she'll start making good content again. I really do

[@MadaraUchiha-.._]

pls try to understand her. she's trying to make money, when she barely was before. her viewers skyrocketed and it's helping her. hopefully she can transition back into her old videos.

[@lilgpumpkinn]

BRO 0:43 MADE ME FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER 🤣 TEARS AND EVERYTHING 🤣 "You built like the old hag from Adventure time-" 🤣

[@nicolescisly]

"who laughs at poop jokes in 20202023?" Made me choke on my cereal-

[@justanothermagma]

0:01 thats a pretty big bannana. Hes compensating for smth else

[@Frieza-v7i]

🤨

[@lowseve]

2哈建华大街大呼小叫侧目在不苏打觉得

[@et4313]

⁠​⁠@@lowsevewtf 😭😭 did bro leak an address

[@kobeesteban2024]

​@@lowseve bro what 💀💀

[@CharloBrownOfficial]

I've never been so depressed that the dancing banana (My fav meme) got in this hell of a aphmau video.

[@JellyMations_OSC]

Same, my dude

[@Singledadsclub]

“ Aphmau you built like the old hag from adventure time” had me dying on the floor💀💀💀

[@Singledadsclub]

Me throughout that entire video:🤨🫤😑😩

[@CosmicASMR8]

i miss her old content sfm...im literally about to go rewatch her old series for like the 5th time cause what the literal fuck is her new content. she was AMAZING back then and put so much effort in her videos (which is why I don't understand why her views were dropping at that point), though I can understand why? I watched her when I was in 4th grade and now I'm about to be a college freshman, so it goes to show how much of an amazing content creator she was back then. i love your videos btw ur fucking hilarious

[@faunewing7166]

ikr i used to always watch their stories

[@lalamc3777]

@@faunewing7166but u look like nvm

[@faunewing7166]

@@lalamc3777 an old lady i know this is not my acc

[@lalamc3777]

@@faunewing7166 oh

[@MadaraUchiha-.._]

hey cosmic!! so, yes we all loved her content from before. don't be confused! viewers are good, and before she wasn't making all that many viewers even though her content was amazing. her cringey videos now are to appease younger viewers and it's working really well for her. we can all only hope aphmau will actually make non-scripted videos, and actually have fun with her friends. ^^

[@NotTheBestArtist00]

3:51 you didnt blur this one out

[@pedrossecondaccount]

6:55 they ruined one of the best nostalgic memes

[@niler1vers]

Ryth is so funny I spit out my water 💀

[@Zoe-vl9xg]

Ayoo wtf tomioka san thats why nobody likes you ara~ara

[@loveladii69]

Anime kids so unoriginal that even Aphmau is less cringe

[@niler1vers]

@@loveladii69 Mhm.. yeah ok It was just simple complimentary for Ryth idfk why you have to reply with that as I didn’t ask?

[@loveladii69]

@@niler1vers as I said Anime kids are so unoriginal Join Aphmau crew or something

[@niler1vers]

@@loveladii69 oh simply don’t reply if you have nothing with a range of relevancy to express them do reply please! Aphmau or whatever is excruciatingly cringe to me and to be honest I dont even think aphmau acknowledges that anime is a thing, I don’t care if anime kids are “unoriginal” in your depleted mindset but don’t experate anything if it isnt a relevant level expression in any case please and thank you I admire anime and I will keep on

[@supp2721]

6:06 thats not fluffy that garfield

[@Just_hannahlol2.O]

Lol the whole time the only time i was laughing was at ryth roasting Aphmau

[@IonizedCarthage]

5:56 I just realized little bro Aphmau said “wee!” at the bottom of their about page 💀

[@EktoAnim]

1:07 she really thought they meant it when they said "get your money up not your funny up"

[@TheSamsterGamer]

Im only laughing at them proving their failures.

[@Kitties-are-slay]

Aph’s pfp: 🤩 Aph’s channel : 💀💀💀

[@funni_moksi69]

4:08 I like how the sandal was called "chancla" (Spanish for sandal)

[@pork_cutlet3719]

Would love to see Ryth react to the entire MyStreet Series Aphmau made

[@ExpiredMechsandMints]

He would die on the first episode

[@cosmic_ghostbruh]

​@@ExpiredMechsandMintsI agree the first season doesn't do too well but the seasons after that are peak aphmau. Idk wtf this is now tho

[@ExpiredMechsandMints]

@@cosmic_ghostbruh Probably a repeated plot I’m betting

[@Foomy425]

5:10 died of cringe

[@dewinurfitri3543]

I never die from cringeyness

[@yearlybricks]

SamE

[@UrsaBordoch]

0:02 That laugh was personal 💀

[@CandySw1rl]

I loved aphmaus old videos but these new ones just makes me feel like watching baby stuff i wish she would go back to posting her old content😭

[@Deniska_UKR]

4:40 "Women aren't funny" -Joker

[@KuromiScarlet5030]

Women ☕

[@buji_ball]

Wamen☕

[@DoneSonGoku]

Mowen ☕️

[@cynflo88]

Wemen

[@UNCOMMONvPARADOX]

wombmen ☕️

[@Sl33py._.p3rs0n]

Congrats Ryth, ur almost reaching 2M subs!

[@JayPlayz-zq8ei]

Ryth talking: 😀 Aphmau and her friends talking: 💀

[@MSockZxd]

6:14 who give the cat helium gas to eat

[@Glamrock_Freddy00075]

Nah, bro is caseoh

[@creeplay833]

1:45 im sorry to say this but my little sister said once aphmau was her favorite minecraft youtuber, or something like thats (she is like 11 years old)

[@JuiceWRLDforevr]

Ok I don’t give a f-ck

[@4veshremy]

The only reason I laugh is because of Ryth's smart comments

[@Lunuglea]

Therapy!? Free therapy! Now free!

[@Enexvitiy]

Remove all the blood from jigsaw and this is what you get. A clinically insane pycodic Aphmau video.

[@Wolfiemationz]

HEY:(

[@Bijo_mango]

3:10 Pls break your neck while doing that flip

[@eastonbeastongaming9427]

fr

[@regenratior_rule]

And skull

[@tomisinosobu7800]

Thank you

[@ahmedazyr5]

The challenge is Extremely Hard when Ryth is reacting to it

[@Bilalschannel09]

Ryth: hahaahaaha😂 Ryth two seconds later: WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE FU-

[@Whovswho306]

Finally he’s making sense by bleeping his swears on videos and shorts instead of just shorts