APMAs 2015: All Time Low have JOKES! (Opening monologue)

Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat's opening monologue at the 2015 APMAs.

[@faithmillerboo]

When Alex said "Tonight is the only night you'll see us wearing more makeup then motionless in white." Then seeing Motionless in White's faces made me die of laughing.

[@annahe1570]

Same 😂

[@777shanae]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Yeeees their faces omfg 😂

[@evanhynes674]

Miller F i was actually crying oh my god

[@faithmichelle7806]

Freaking same though, I loved it so much

[@chwe_chae_choi2672]

At 1:41 was that Dallon Weekes at the bottom part of the screen???

[@panicatthepilts2075]

hot topic oscars

[@essymuffins]

This actually made me bust out laughing. Good joke. xD I love Hot Topic and the Oscars. So a combinations of two things I love! :)

[@panicatthepilts2075]

I like the hot topic oscars

[@clairekim2525]

the accuracy omg

[@jawarren7]

iconic.

[@tatummitchell2816]

I was both cringing and laughing throughout this whole thing. I love these idiots, people need to stop taking shit so seriously...

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?😯

[@tatummitchell2816]

Shanaynay Davison I'm pretty sure that Alternative Press uploaded the full thing on their channel

[@ismileforcookies]

The uncontrollable cringing though 😂

[@flameingo1]

Fucking metro station

[@madin2732]

+Tatum Mitchell truuuuu omg i love these nerds so fucking much dammit

[@marythrash1638]

I love how they dissed lots of bands

[@Thecomputerviruses]

Jenni GetScared its all scripted so theyre all jokes and they didnt even write them :)

[@777shanae]

Ahhahahahhaha same 👊

[@queentree1803]

MORE MAKEUP THAN MOTIONLESS IN WHITE OMG IM CRYN

[@vansmoon]

ME TOOOOOO

[@karriechou9784]

queen tree ricky's just sitting there looking so offended i'm laughing

[@777shanae]

Their faces 😂

[@ashleecoleman2955]

Alex: "we can barely read this teleprompter" me: yeah we could tell

[@emmaf6431]

ZACK MERRICK IS JUST SO CUTE I CANT FUNCTION

[@katelyncoxson2005]

+emma f ikr he's adorable

[@kayleehouston6437]

emma f ITS SO CUTE AND HE LOOKED SO AWKWARD STANDING THERE

[@rorywilliams5415]

HE HAS THE CUTEST SMILE EVER

[@jakemerrick7756]

Pretty cool last name tho.

[@hayleydoesthings]

ZACHARYYYYY

[@94nolo]

Papa Roach joke caught me off guard.

[@EmsJems1]

The Ronnie Radke joke is killing me

[@sarahbeasley7014]

Emily Rose same

[@mackenzie.l8886]

Emily Rose i know right i was dying the whole time and i didnt get y no one was to...it was so quiet in the stadium most of the time

[@sarahbeasley7014]

Forever_ Weird I know! I would have been laughing like crazy...

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?

[@mackenzie.l8886]

Sarah Beasley i knoww i was mad at the crowd, like maybe there jokes werent so great (even tho they were) like their personalities r funny!! i did show some of this to my sister and she was like "non of this is funny." i guess i am the only one in my family with a sense of humor :)

[@eberoonie7753]

1:41 i spot a wild dallon weekes

[@cloudwinchester6877]

A WILD DALLON APPEARED

[@cyaniderhian8174]

@@cloudwinchester6877 DALLON IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT!

[@cloudwinchester6877]

@@cyaniderhian8174 I mean you ain't wrong

[@shanaweerakoon6609]

QueenEclipsaMotionless next to his wife

[@Princess0fAwkward]

Jack lied... he never took his pants off!

[@sharonmicucci]

YEA I WAS FUCKEN WAITING BUT NOOO

[@carleighjones9512]

But I mean he never wears clothes

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?😯

[@irishdancegirl19]

I'm dissapointed

[@elena3187]

but twenty one pilots did at the grammys xD

[@evarabon4395]

3:27 when you don't know what to say so you just stand there like a supportive girlfriend

[@specialpalmtree]

he had that nice “i’m a sassy 9 year old” look with his hip like wow🤣

[@ezravandermeer972]

rian and zack casually carrying them on stage

[@frankly9432]

Their jokes are so low. Like, all the time...

[@altpress]

All (the) Time Low

[@frankly9432]

Alternative Press ... I tried >.>

[@macandcheese1771]

Did u just

[@confuseddrake4902]

You son of a bitch!

[@AllisonIsSpecial]

Jack never took his pants off. #hesgoingtogetanearfull

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?

[@AllisonIsSpecial]

I think that if you watch the entire playlist you'll see the entire show.

[@zack1085]

But TOP did

[@pretzel_bun]

jack: 'P!ATD!!' me: **screeches**

[@elyse6294]

I LOVE DIRTY WORK SHUT UP TIME BOMB IS MY FLIPPIN JAM

[@Creppycookies]

Agreed

[@mariismyname9688]

MIW's reaction to the joke was kind of adorable

[@sarahbeasley7014]

I wanted to laugh and cringe at the same time. They didn't really need cards, I mean their radio show Full Frontal, is hilarious and they don't have a script. They are offending so many people but it's kind of funny...

[@777shanae]

Same like the jokes were funny but I wanted to cringe because no one was laughing

[@lindseymilton9940]

"Tonight is the only night you'll see us wearing more makeup then Motionless In White." I seen Ricky and Vinny's faces and I rolled off my bed from laughing so hard.

[@lindseymilton9940]

then seeing Balz just give a thumbs up while Ryan Ashley just laughed.

[@emmacloud4739]

"The Hot Topic Oscars" same

[@saradiaz3408]

More like the hot topic grammys

[@alexiaolmos8079]

BUT GUYS WHEN IT'S ON MOTIONLESS IN WHITE DID ANYONE SEE DALLONS FACE NO? OKAY BUT LOOK AT MY BEAN

[@rach8813]

Alexia Iero YES I DID IT WAS GR8

[@victoriahubbard6973]

alexia I had to go back to look for a second time but he was there 😂

[@faed2551]

XD I found this very amusing and hilarious, but that crowd, so tough😂😂😂

[@tamara___]

Crowd was horrible idk why they payed 300$ to look this miserable and lifeless

[@unshackledai]

Scharie Way The only reason we in the crowd weren't laughing so hard was because we heard all of these jokes before, they had technical difficulties and had to do the entire monologue all over again so we had JUST heard everything and the reactions weren't genuine.

[@tamara___]

it was like that during the whole show tho a lot people looked like they didn't wanna be there at all but I heard that AP made it sound like the crowd was really quiet and that u guys were actually really loud so I apologize

[@unshackledai]

Yeah we were way louder than the clips, which I get because they want the audience at home to be able to hear, but it made a lot of us seem a little...blah lol.

[@faed2551]

Haha oh wow

[@flightdeparture1895]

You can tell how much they didn't want to do these jokes. I cringed a lot. But I liked the MIW joke :3 ( Vinny!)

[@MrRooftopHero]

Chey Harper I wonder who wrote these jokes then??

[@777shanae]

The miw joke was amazing

[@zmollzie]

They wrote the jokes themselves! Along with their friend Jensen Karp (the twitter guy who they brought onstage claiming to be a metro station fan)

[@MrRooftopHero]

well they were some "Rather than msart and good jokes" hahah

[@ali-de5kb]

Maybe I'm just being a bit thick, but they did seem pretty enthusiastic and genuine. Idk, if you got it right then good observations!

[@mochi1232]

1:43 DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME, IS THAT DALLON

[@lanaderossett28]

zack is so socially awkward and adorable i just wanna hug him

[@livingdeadgirlz]

"Tonight is the night you'll see us wear more makeup than motionless in white" Keiðy Samueℓs I'M CRYING THE WAY THEY REACTED 😂

[@zaysdayz]

When they said Sum 41, I almost screamed but then I remembered I was alone in my room and my family would think I was weird or going crazy or something XD

[@musicsaves17]

Im literally 45 mins away and the cleveland joke couldnt have been more true

[@MuttonChopInButchers]

is it just me or did they both look pretty uncomfortable with the jokes they had to make :')

[@asm21197]

dads making dad jokes

[@lianegiago5443]

I can feel the passive aggressiveness in this title

[@altpress]

got J O K E S

[@iamkitkat]

They were so bad, it was hilarious

[@katelyncoxson2005]

Zack and Rian are so cute 😍

[@Ashleybiersack14]

Ryan-Ashley's face was like "oh hell no" XD 😂😂😂

[@leora2792]

They should've said more makeup than MIW and 2011 BVB combined

[@georgiadoes7565]

Yes

[@KaylaParkerWasHere]

Don't show Trace! He might think the jokes are attacking him.

[@jamiebats8998]

😂

[@tptrash6805]

OHMYGO F ILY

[@KaylaParkerWasHere]

six years ago they said "if i do it like this will you do it like that" then at the apmas they cracked a joke saying "they're disney and they make people cry introducing metro station" They literally made fun of everyone

[@TDIfan241]

+amanda :3 something along the lines of "they're like Pixar, related to disney and their work makes them cry"

[@alexamacias4904]

1:45 *le random Dallon Weekes*

[@lapislazuli9126]

Dallon stans are thriving

[@jackaroni9475]

My favourite thing is how they're laughing a lot at their own jokes and the crowd is just kinda eHHHHHH

[@rose-kr5zx]

I still can't get over that MIW joke

[@EmsJems1]

All time shade

[@CheesyWeezySmile]

RIAN LOOKS SO PROUD OMG IM DYING

[@TDIfan241]

Zack is adorable up there. He looks so nervious and is standing there like "I don't know what to do."

[@Makeupmaniacx3]

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT ALL THE SHADE THAT WENT ON BUT IM SCREAMINH OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF THE TSHIRT GUNS I CANT

[@kristel8820]

Zack is such a smol awkward bean i love him

[@toxicstyles4083]

I feel sorry for them, because they are forced to say all the bad jokes. You can clearly tell they didn't want to tell some of them

[@jainarao3158]

alex you know youre funny and its sickeningly adorable

[@jamiebats8998]

I love Vinny's reaction! 😂😂😂

[@KimNguyen-pr4sv]

Guys, the both of them were reading off the obvious teleprompters that were in in shot during the video XD Aw Jack sounded so awkward having to read from something already planned out. THE END PART WITH RIAN AND ZACK WAS SO CUTE THO

[@GabyJocson]

zack and rian quietly clapping is the cutest thing ever

[@jfcpaige6604]

I have heard the Papa roach joke five times and each time I always burst out laughing.

[@PTVnBVB]

Am I the only one that thought when the music started playing that rian and zack were gonna strip?

[@thedivineinfection7591]

Let's never lose hope.

[@emilymichxlle]

I SCREAMED

[@ZahinHossain]

omg the audience is so quiet they look so awkward, like where's my hype lololololol

[@lordsofi]

NAH MAN BUT THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS THE FRONT PORCH STEP COMMENT AND KEVIN WENT ON RIGHT AFTER

[@yourstruly8708]

HOT TOPIC OSCARS OMFG

[@kathrynkavanagh903]

I don't know why that made me laugh so much

[@yourstruly8708]

+Kathryn Kavanagh they know how emo they are it is amazing

[@timlee5282]

At 2:05 you could see sugar ray on the tele prompter, but instead Alex mentions papa roach 🤔

[@kizzythekidt1504]

I keep coming back to this

[@Sasha-up9er]

Alex checking his wrist, realises he doesn't have a watch, so he checks Jack's wrist instead xD

[@lyricap1020]

Them: Whether you're a teenage girl or a man in his thirties, Me: *Sitting here 11 years old* Them: you're probably wearing a taking back Sunday t-shirt! Me: *Sitting here wearing a fairy tail shirt* gOD DAMMIT

[@shippinghazard4805]

same XD

[@shippinghazard4805]

not the fairy tale part tho... I'm wearing an SWS shirt XD

[@jae9952]

Lyrica :P same exempt the fairy tail shirt I’m wearing a My chemical romance shirt

[@AlexWilliamsElizabeth]

When Alex says "Hello Boys"

[@irishdancegirl19]

"When they found out the madden brothers were busy they asked us" I'm crying

[@hannahkerr8019]

they look so uncomfortable im laufhiing

[@AMAZINGSARAHISNOTONFIRE2327]

I CAN'T WAIT THEY ARE HOSTING AGAIN THIS YEAR

[@srf1293]

They are AWESOME I would love to see these on tour, I missed a few chances never again

[@naomiwilkinson2328]

This was amazing, Alex and Jack are freaking legends😂😂

[@samb1232]

Omg! I when they announced it I got so excited! I love Brendon! at the Disco!

[@zombiepharmacy]

Oml Motionless in White's reaction XD

[@emmalouise4236]

love them x

[@johngeneric1578]

What did he say about Trace because I miss it every time?

[@veryepicgaming7783]

THAT FPS JOKE IM SCREAMING LMAO

[@theprettyoftheodd7997]

I enjoyed that alot

[@procrastinationmoose1466]

I laughed out loud at the Dirty Work album joke.

[@larakennedy1806]

oh my god i love them

[@Alyssa.1975]

the joke about Cleveland is so funny I live there and I died laughing

[@leahmclaughlin4439]

theyre so adorable

[@sofiabotelho7602]

They're such sweethearts omg

[@cheyne7526]

HOT TOPIC OSCARS I'M DEAD

[@krystalmillar7939]

God I love these dorks

[@Abigail-sy9it]

The Hot Topic Grammys😂😂 I love these guys, they're hilarious

[@cschulz7269]

1:42 DALLON AND BREEZY IN THE BOTTOM OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING (also how the hell did i notice that geez)

[@igotflover2215]

im choking why didnt i watch this last year??!!

[@jazz-5436]

it makes me weirdly excited to see my favorite bands interacting

[@jade5089]

thatvorchestra classic moment then they come in like. YEAH!!!! YES!!!!!

[@bncty]

SO MUCH SHADE SO MUCH PEOPLE GETTING OFFENDED BUT WE ALL KNOW THE BOYS ARE CRINGING AT ALL THE JOKES I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM BUT I'M AT HOME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[@oliviaandbands7714]

i love how miw reacted to their joke. they were laughing at it. atl jokes about everyone and they didn't get pissed off at it because there's no reason to be. and ronnie didn't say anything about it so i doubt he was offended by it. trace cyrus needs to chill and understand that a) he is irrelevant and b) they're joking

[@MissPhsycoWeird]

Yooo!! Zach and Rian were great! :D

[@sarahc7693]

I LOVE THESE MEN,,,also this was a tough crowd

[@kj4794]

PANIC! AT THE DISCO ❤️

[@Princess0fAwkward]

this is so funny because Alternative Press had to emphasize the "jokes" part in the title of the video, since some people *cough* Trace Cyrus *cough* don't seem to understand that

[@leilani1931]

i love this video more than i love myself

[@tayler5373]

Vinny was so adorable when they mentioned MIW

[@its_lucos]

jack is so nervous hahaha

[@mckaylarobinette5556]

I physically cannot deal with this.

[@isabellevoldy]

i miss the apmas, good times back then

[@lumiquartz5505]

This audience was so hard to please, Alex and Jack were doing so great X'D

[@gingerbreadxuxi_xx444]

i know the host are jack and alex, but first 4/4 came out to stage my heart was beating so hard

[@alixerozell2202]

those stabs are awesome i laughed so hard at the one for fps

[@whatsdunisdun8402]

"If we win, I'm gonna take my pants off" JOSH DUN AND TYLER JOSEPH, IS THAT YOU?

[@cyaniderhian8174]

The MIW joke always gets me.

[@carterf141]

I SAW DALLON AND BREEZY AND I SCREAMED

[@dummy9784]

I'm screaming