APMAs 2015: All Time Low have JOKES! (Opening monologue)

[@panicatthepilts2075]

hot topic oscars

[@essymuffins]

This actually made me bust out laughing. Good joke. xD I love Hot Topic and the Oscars. So a combinations of two things I love! :)

[@panicatthepilts2075]

I like the hot topic oscars

[@clairekim2525]

the accuracy omg

[@declansindarin]

iconic.

[@faithmillerboo]

When Alex said "Tonight is the only night you'll see us wearing more makeup then motionless in white." Then seeing Motionless in White's faces made me die of laughing.

[@annahe1570]

Same 😂

[@777shanae]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Yeeees their faces omfg 😂

[@evanhynes674]

Miller F i was actually crying oh my god

[@faithmichelle7806]

Freaking same though, I loved it so much

[@chwe_chae_choi2672]

At 1:41 was that Dallon Weekes at the bottom part of the screen???

[@marythrash1638]

I love how they dissed lots of bands

[@Thecomputerviruses]

Jenni GetScared its all scripted so theyre all jokes and they didnt even write them :)

[@777shanae]

Ahhahahahhaha same 👊

[@queentree1803]

MORE MAKEUP THAN MOTIONLESS IN WHITE OMG IM CRYN

[@vansmoon]

ME TOOOOOO

[@karriechou9784]

queen tree ricky's just sitting there looking so offended i'm laughing

[@777shanae]

Their faces 😂

[@emmaf6431]

ZACK MERRICK IS JUST SO CUTE I CANT FUNCTION

[@katelyncoxson2005]

+emma f ikr he's adorable

[@kayleehouston6437]

emma f ITS SO CUTE AND HE LOOKED SO AWKWARD STANDING THERE

[@rorywilliams5415]

HE HAS THE CUTEST SMILE EVER

[@jakemerrick7756]

Pretty cool last name tho.

[@hayleydoesthings]

ZACHARYYYYY

[@94nolo]

Papa Roach joke caught me off guard.

[@eberoonie7753]

1:41 i spot a wild dallon weekes

[@cloudwinchester0903]

A WILD DALLON APPEARED

[@cyaniderhian8174]

@@cloudwinchester0903 DALLON IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT!

[@cloudwinchester0903]

@@cyaniderhian8174 I mean you ain't wrong

[@shanaweerakoon6609]

QueenEclipsaMotionless next to his wife

[@EmsJems1]

The Ronnie Radke joke is killing me

[@sarahbeasley7014]

Emily Rose same

[@mackenzie.l8886]

Emily Rose i know right i was dying the whole time and i didnt get y no one was to...it was so quiet in the stadium most of the time

[@sarahbeasley7014]

Forever_ Weird I know! I would have been laughing like crazy...

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?

[@mackenzie.l8886]

Sarah Beasley i knoww i was mad at the crowd, like maybe there jokes werent so great (even tho they were) like their personalities r funny!! i did show some of this to my sister and she was like "non of this is funny." i guess i am the only one in my family with a sense of humor :)

[@ashleecoleman2955]

Alex: "we can barely read this teleprompter" me: yeah we could tell

[@tatummitchell2816]

I was both cringing and laughing throughout this whole thing. I love these idiots, people need to stop taking shit so seriously...

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?😯

[@tatummitchell2816]

Shanaynay Davison I'm pretty sure that Alternative Press uploaded the full thing on their channel

[@ismileforcookies]

The uncontrollable cringing though 😂

[@flameingo1]

Fucking metro station

[@madin2732]

+Tatum Mitchell truuuuu omg i love these nerds so fucking much dammit

[@Princess0fAwkward]

Jack lied... he never took his pants off!

[@sharonmicucci]

YEA I WAS FUCKEN WAITING BUT NOOO

[@carleighjones9512]

But I mean he never wears clothes

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?😯

[@irishdancegirl19]

I'm dissapointed

[@elena3187]

but twenty one pilots did at the grammys xD

[@ezravandermeer972]

rian and zack casually carrying them on stage

[@evarabon4395]

3:27 when you don't know what to say so you just stand there like a supportive girlfriend

[@specialpalmtree]

he had that nice “i’m a sassy 9 year old” look with his hip like wow🤣

[@frankly9432]

Their jokes are so low. Like, all the time...

[@altpress]

All (the) Time Low

[@frankly9432]

Alternative Press ... I tried >.>

[@macandcheese1771]

Did u just

[@confuseddrake4902]

You son of a bitch!

[@AllisonIsSpecial]

Jack never took his pants off. #hesgoingtogetanearfull

[@777shanae]

Where can I watch the full show?

[@AllisonIsSpecial]

I think that if you watch the entire playlist you'll see the entire show.

[@zack1085]

But TOP did

[@pretzel_bun]

jack: 'P!ATD!!' me: **screeches**

[@elyse6294]

I LOVE DIRTY WORK SHUT UP TIME BOMB IS MY FLIPPIN JAM

[@Creppycookies]

Agreed

[@mariismyname9688]

MIW's reaction to the joke was kind of adorable

[@emmacloud4739]

"The Hot Topic Oscars" same

[@saradiaz3408]

More like the hot topic grammys

[@sarahbeasley7014]

I wanted to laugh and cringe at the same time. They didn't really need cards, I mean their radio show Full Frontal, is hilarious and they don't have a script. They are offending so many people but it's kind of funny...

[@777shanae]

Same like the jokes were funny but I wanted to cringe because no one was laughing

[@alexiaolmos8079]

BUT GUYS WHEN IT'S ON MOTIONLESS IN WHITE DID ANYONE SEE DALLONS FACE NO? OKAY BUT LOOK AT MY BEAN

[@rach8813]

Alexia Iero YES I DID IT WAS GR8

[@victoriahubbard6973]

alexia I had to go back to look for a second time but he was there 😂

[@lindseymilton9940]

"Tonight is the only night you'll see us wearing more makeup then Motionless In White." I seen Ricky and Vinny's faces and I rolled off my bed from laughing so hard.

[@lindseymilton9940]

then seeing Balz just give a thumbs up while Ryan Ashley just laughed.

[@faed2551]

XD I found this very amusing and hilarious, but that crowd, so tough😂😂😂

[@tamara___]

Crowd was horrible idk why they payed 300$ to look this miserable and lifeless

[@unshackledai]

Scharie Way The only reason we in the crowd weren't laughing so hard was because we heard all of these jokes before, they had technical difficulties and had to do the entire monologue all over again so we had JUST heard everything and the reactions weren't genuine.

[@tamara___]

it was like that during the whole show tho a lot people looked like they didn't wanna be there at all but I heard that AP made it sound like the crowd was really quiet and that u guys were actually really loud so I apologize

[@unshackledai]

Yeah we were way louder than the clips, which I get because they want the audience at home to be able to hear, but it made a lot of us seem a little...blah lol.

[@faed2551]

Haha oh wow

[@mochi1232]

1:43 DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME, IS THAT DALLON

[@livingdeadgirlz]

"Tonight is the night you'll see us wear more makeup than motionless in white" Keiðy Samueℓs I'M CRYING THE WAY THEY REACTED 😂

[@lanaderossett28]

zack is so socially awkward and adorable i just wanna hug him

[@flightdeparture1895]

You can tell how much they didn't want to do these jokes. I cringed a lot. But I liked the MIW joke :3 ( Vinny!)

[@MrRooftopHero]

Chey Harper I wonder who wrote these jokes then??

[@777shanae]

The miw joke was amazing

[@zmollzie]

They wrote the jokes themselves! Along with their friend Jensen Karp (the twitter guy who they brought onstage claiming to be a metro station fan)

[@MrRooftopHero]

well they were some "Rather than msart and good jokes" hahah

[@ali-de5kb]

Maybe I'm just being a bit thick, but they did seem pretty enthusiastic and genuine. Idk, if you got it right then good observations!

[@zaysdayz]

When they said Sum 41, I almost screamed but then I remembered I was alone in my room and my family would think I was weird or going crazy or something XD

[@alexamacias4904]

1:45 *le random Dallon Weekes*

[@lapislazuli9126]

Dallon stans are thriving

[@musicsaves17]

Im literally 45 mins away and the cleveland joke couldnt have been more true

[@katelyncoxson2005]

Zack and Rian are so cute 😍

[@Ashleybiersack14]

Ryan-Ashley's face was like "oh hell no" XD 😂😂😂

[@iamkitkat]

They were so bad, it was hilarious

[@KaylaParkerWasHere]

Don't show Trace! He might think the jokes are attacking him.

[@jamiebats8998]

😂

[@tptrash6805]

OHMYGO F ILY

[@KaylaParkerWasHere]

six years ago they said "if i do it like this will you do it like that" then at the apmas they cracked a joke saying "they're disney and they make people cry introducing metro station" They literally made fun of everyone

[@TDIfan241]

+amanda :3 something along the lines of "they're like Pixar, related to disney and their work makes them cry"

[@EmsJems1]

All time shade

[@leora2792]

They should've said more makeup than MIW and 2011 BVB combined

[@georgiadoes7565]

Yes

[@asm21197]

dads making dad jokes

[@MuttonChopInButchers]

is it just me or did they both look pretty uncomfortable with the jokes they had to make :')

[@rose-kr5zx]

I still can't get over that MIW joke

[@jamiebats8998]

I love Vinny's reaction! 😂😂😂

[@jainarao3158]

alex you know youre funny and its sickeningly adorable

[@lianegiago5443]

I can feel the passive aggressiveness in this title

[@altpress]

got J O K E S

[@jackaroni9475]

My favourite thing is how they're laughing a lot at their own jokes and the crowd is just kinda eHHHHHH

[@kristel8820]

Zack is such a smol awkward bean i love him

[@Makeupmaniacx3]

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT ALL THE SHADE THAT WENT ON BUT IM SCREAMINH OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF THE TSHIRT GUNS I CANT

[@GabyJocson]

zack and rian quietly clapping is the cutest thing ever

[@KimNguyen-pr4sv]

Guys, the both of them were reading off the obvious teleprompters that were in in shot during the video XD Aw Jack sounded so awkward having to read from something already planned out. THE END PART WITH RIAN AND ZACK WAS SO CUTE THO

[@CheesyWeezySmile]

RIAN LOOKS SO PROUD OMG IM DYING

[@TDIfan241]

Zack is adorable up there. He looks so nervious and is standing there like "I don't know what to do."

[@jfcpaige6604]

I have heard the Papa roach joke five times and each time I always burst out laughing.

[@kizzythekidt1504]

I keep coming back to this

[@toxicstyles4083]

I feel sorry for them, because they are forced to say all the bad jokes. You can clearly tell they didn't want to tell some of them

[@AMAZINGSARAHISNOTONFIRE2327]

I CAN'T WAIT THEY ARE HOSTING AGAIN THIS YEAR

[@AlexWilliamsElizabeth]

When Alex says "Hello Boys"

[@ZahinHossain]

omg the audience is so quiet they look so awkward, like where's my hype lololololol

[@lordsofi]

NAH MAN BUT THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS THE FRONT PORCH STEP COMMENT AND KEVIN WENT ON RIGHT AFTER

[@PTVnBVB]

Am I the only one that thought when the music started playing that rian and zack were gonna strip?

[@thedivineinfection7591]

Let's never lose hope.

[@emilymichxlle]

I SCREAMED

[@irishdancegirl19]

"When they found out the madden brothers were busy they asked us" I'm crying

[@timlee5282]

At 2:05 you could see sugar ray on the tele prompter, but instead Alex mentions papa roach 🤔

[@zombiepharmacy]

Oml Motionless in White's reaction XD

[@samb1232]

Omg! I when they announced it I got so excited! I love Brendon! at the Disco!

[@procrastinationmoose1466]

I laughed out loud at the Dirty Work album joke.

[@yourstruly8708]

HOT TOPIC OSCARS OMFG

[@kathrynkavanagh903]

I don't know why that made me laugh so much

[@yourstruly8708]

+Kathryn Kavanagh they know how emo they are it is amazing

[@Sasha-up9er]

Alex checking his wrist, realises he doesn't have a watch, so he checks Jack's wrist instead xD

[@Princess0fAwkward]

this is so funny because Alternative Press had to emphasize the "jokes" part in the title of the video, since some people *cough* Trace Cyrus *cough* don't seem to understand that

[@veryepicgaming7783]

THAT FPS JOKE IM SCREAMING LMAO

[@hannahkerr8019]

they look so uncomfortable im laufhiing

[@Abigail-sy9it]

The Hot Topic Grammys😂😂 I love these guys, they're hilarious

[@Alyssa.1975]

the joke about Cleveland is so funny I live there and I died laughing

[@lyricap1020]

Them: Whether you're a teenage girl or a man in his thirties, Me: *Sitting here 11 years old* Them: you're probably wearing a taking back Sunday t-shirt! Me: *Sitting here wearing a fairy tail shirt* gOD DAMMIT

[@shippinghazard4805]

same XD

[@shippinghazard4805]

not the fairy tale part tho... I'm wearing an SWS shirt XD

[@jae9952]

Lyrica :P same exempt the fairy tail shirt I’m wearing a My chemical romance shirt

[@naomiwilkinson2328]

This was amazing, Alex and Jack are freaking legends😂😂

[@jade5089]

thatvorchestra classic moment then they come in like. YEAH!!!! YES!!!!!

[@srf1293]

They are AWESOME I would love to see these on tour, I missed a few chances never again

[@its_lucos]

jack is so nervous hahaha

[@cyaniderhian8174]

The MIW joke always gets me.

[@tayler5373]

Vinny was so adorable when they mentioned MIW

[@krystalmillar7939]

God I love these dorks

[@johngeneric1578]

What did he say about Trace because I miss it every time?

[@CRaeRob13]

Okay this is great and they were amazing hosts but where is that kick ass medley I need it in my life

[@tamara___]

They uploaded it as well as the complete show!!

[@CRaeRob13]

I saw that, thanks!

[@sofiabotelho7602]

They're such sweethearts omg

[@oliviaandbands7714]

i love how miw reacted to their joke. they were laughing at it. atl jokes about everyone and they didn't get pissed off at it because there's no reason to be. and ronnie didn't say anything about it so i doubt he was offended by it. trace cyrus needs to chill and understand that a) he is irrelevant and b) they're joking

[@bncty]

SO MUCH SHADE SO MUCH PEOPLE GETTING OFFENDED BUT WE ALL KNOW THE BOYS ARE CRINGING AT ALL THE JOKES I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM BUT I'M AT HOME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[@kj4794]

PANIC! AT THE DISCO ❤️

[@alixerozell2202]

those stabs are awesome i laughed so hard at the one for fps

[@cschulz7269]

1:42 DALLON AND BREEZY IN THE BOTTOM OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING (also how the hell did i notice that geez)

[@MissPhsycoWeird]

Yooo!! Zach and Rian were great! :D

[@tatibuljan6780]

"is more like tom delonge actually believing aliens are real" i laughed more than i should

[@gingerbreadxuxi_xx444]

i know the host are jack and alex, but first 4/4 came out to stage my heart was beating so hard

[@whatsdunisdun8402]

"If we win, I'm gonna take my pants off" JOSH DUN AND TYLER JOSEPH, IS THAT YOU?

[@briannalebrocquy1567]

THE PAPA ROACH JOKE IM STILL LAUGHING

[@cheyne7526]

HOT TOPIC OSCARS I'M DEAD

[@huntercrunch94]

Did he just take a dig at their own album? I loved that album.

[@carterf141]

I SAW DALLON AND BREEZY AND I SCREAMED

[@larakennedy1806]

oh my god i love them

[@leahmclaughlin4439]

theyre so adorable

[@igotflover2215]

im choking why didnt i watch this last year??!!

[@sofiarositani903]

Their crazy SOBs but their awesome 😂😂😂😂

[@jazz-5436]

it makes me weirdly excited to see my favorite bands interacting

[@honeygrlmusic]

Zack and Rian look like they have no interest in being onstage XD

[@alltimekilljoy5439]

jack throwing shade towards dirty work made me laugh

[@alltimekilljoy5439]

well.....all the shade. eSPECIALLY MOTIONLESS IN WHITES RECATION TO THE MAKE UP THING

[@amarelbarrow2500]

the Papa Roach gag cracked me up!! :D