The Insane Plot Armor of Cats by Casual Geopraphic | The Chill Zone Reacts

[@LastSecBloomer]

To quote a tweet: "You know who doesn't get impostor syndrome? Cats. Not only does every cat know they're a cat, I think every cat believes firmly, with conviction, that they are the best possible cat, the prime example of a cat, the most cat a cat can be."

[@RaptorNX01]

To quote Terry Pratchett, "In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods, they have not forgotten this."

[@brigidtheirish]

It's that kind of confidence that not only lets a five-pound calico bitch slap an alligator, but makes the alligator *back down.*

[@rinslittlesheepling1652]

Ironically enough, I have a cat that used to think she was a human. Tried really hard to copy everything human do. Then, one day, she saw other cats and had an existentional crisis. Still is an outcast amongst family cats (by her own decision), all these years later.

[@galadballcrusher8182]

Is why they say dogs resemble men more and cats resemble women. Not only zero blame taking or accountability but obviously every cat believes they are a ten

[@newbdestroyer9997]

As a D&D nerd all I thought about were Beholders. 😂😂😂😂

[@Blackhart-7]

Jack: "I'm gonna clean the litter extra hard today." Cat: "It is pointless. You are already under the influence of my genjutsu, Fool, ya Fool!"

[@Taabituubi]

"Do what you will. I've already won."

[@skyguyflyinghigh]

an interesting thing is cat's on ships only really stopped recently, it was basically the norm for the longest time to have a ship cat or 2 or more, the egyptians had them, pirates had them, vikings had them, along with superstitions of them predicting the weather (when the cat went and hid somewhere you knew to ready up) they were amazing at killing rats which would spread disease, eat food you needed for travel and trading as well as chewing on the ropes and wood and in later era's after wooden boats would chew on rubber door seals etc so a dedicated friendly fluffy rat killer with a free morale boost was a pretty OP bonus to any ship. and they'd give sailors companionship who they had no reason to get pissed at or owe money to etc during long journeys and were always well liked and seen usually as essential because they were believed to bring good luck, no self respecting ship wouldn't have a cat and there's a lot of stories from ships cats from ww1 and 2 and archealogical evidence from well before then too. i just love the thought of some big viking mfers coming back on the ship and all immediately running to the viking name equivilent of "mr fluffles" to stroke them.

[@mcfarofinha134]

The only reason we stopped was because of new port regulations. The us navy still could, if granted permission from the commanding officer, have a ships's cat. They only thing is that te cat would have to be confined to the ship during port calls

[@galadballcrusher8182]

Imagine vikings with that majestic breed , the Norwegian forest cat, heck these cats look straight out from a Wagnerian opera.

[@MerchantKane]

i have a cat called breadless (because he makes no bread) and once he moved with us to our new house in the countryside, he equalized everything, hes a black short hair cat (random mix of whatever the fuck), and hes fairly small aside from being buff as fuck. There were cats in the area, but we followed him around his territory before, and by god he's taken all of the real-estate, he beats the shit out of any cat that enters the area.

[@Saspharuss]

Breadless, the equalizer.

[@thinkingsoutherner9911]

God took his time when making cats, didn’t he?

[@moxtordoki96]

Was it god?

[@ikitclaw4852]

when you're playing a Tycoon game and are like, this time I'm going to dedicate effort, time and detail to every aspect, you start of strong and then you get bored and just place things for the sake of it, yes, god started with cats and then he got bored and everything else came afterwards

[@YukoValis]

God? you mean Cats? lol they were probably worshiped longer than any other deity. It might explain something.

[@austinkings4071]

​@@ikitclaw4852 that makes so much sense that why these new patch notes are crazier and crazier

[@Patti-sg1fv]

Agree 💯👍

[@Vincisomething]

I just came back from sitting 3 cats the other day. One of them is a kitten (Paco) who's a complete menace but he's so cute lmao. He's in the everything that moves is a toy age. He also has an obsession with the sink, whenever I turn the sink on, he runs to it and just stares at it like it's magic.

[@PlayerE017]

Have ya heard the story of Unsinkable Sam? The cat who survived 3 warship sinking

[@RelativelyBest]

You know what they say: Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.

[@cocoaicci_]

As a woman, i personally find cat dads 1000× more attractive than dog dads😌

[@trini2DBone134]

Fellow woman, can confirm.

[@CreepyPersonCube.]

@@trini2DBone134 You may be biased as the examples of Catdads shown here are both smart hot guys, heh

[@sabertoothno34]

I just love cats more than dogs... not saying dogs are worse I just don't have the energy to match them.

[@forkittens]

as if we don't venerate cats now. I'm pretty sure if historians looked back at KZbin like we look at hieroglyphics they'd conclude we worshipped cats too.

[@alganhar1]

I am a Marine and Evolutionary Ecologist, and we have a saying, that we think is essentially true. We humans domesticated dogs, cats domesticated us..... Like you I adore my cat.... a three legged adopted, she is twenty years old now. And she is so gentle with kids its ridiculous.

[@rebekahdavis5935]

I mean this in the most respectful and appropriate way but DANG a Marine/Evolutionary Ecologist is a s*xy combo! Congratulations on life! Just a compliment, I'll move on now lol. Have a nice day :)

[@bananananananabatman8999]

fun fact! cats essentially domesticated themselves! in that cats are basically only one step away from completely wild animals, while dogs are a rather wide departure from wild counterparts. also there is much less records of us selectively breeding them, but there is quite a bit of documentation to show that cats just sorta started being friendlier and ended up pets over time.

[@sebarsht12]

I absolutely love your knowledge on animals coupled with a soothing voice. Looking forward to catching up on your other animals based reactions

[@PiratePawsLive]

Jack is an Ancient Warlock CONFIRMED by self admission! 🤣

[@KintokiSan]

Imagine being able to find food through the power of your beard. No, I don't mean food that got stuck in it!

[@knightghaleon]

Your new cat was given that one buff that god gives certain small animals: Tiny body that comes with a menacing aura of confidence, aggression, and basic idgaf. God gave an animal that gives no f’s normally a boost in power to match it’s smallness. Your cat basically looks like Goblin Slayer with the one eye glowing to Dobermans

[@deus1521]

Rip Charlie

[@zairinzafri8224]

R. I. P.

[@NicoBabyman1]

😢

[@Vladimir_Fedorov27]

Just back from Istanbul. Yup, heaven on earth, city of cats! Great city in general btw, but cats are the best thing!

[@austinkings4071]

You deserve millions of subscribers I love your format of reactions and you are by far the absolute best reaction channel

[@Bottle-OBill]

Never thought Tigers could get scarier... Mimicking other animals? Fokk dat

[@lilshadow5123]

I'm sorry to hear about Charlie RIP great reaction BTW!!

[@roguewasbanned4746]

2:41 that’s not a regular house cat though, it’s an exotic breed and they are extra energetic and acrobatically inclined than your average house cat

[@lethe5683]

Most house cats are a nerfted version of all other small wildcats.

[@jordanhunter3375]

14:02 Out of all the reactions to this video, not ONE of them had gotten a comercial break during this part. 😞

[@TheLastHeroicKnight]

Let's be real tom would have cap jerry a long time ago. Either the animator nerf tom or buff jerry.

[@ThemagpieBird734]

They buffed Jerry a LOT.

[@thecriticalghost4626]

Maybe it's just a comedic cartoon and that's the reason, I don't know

[@ThemagpieBird734]

@@thecriticalghost4626 hmmm, that too

[@knightghaleon]

Clementine was just being petty and wanted to get revenge on the family by showing up like the Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2.

[@rebekahdavis5935]

Jaguars are the SH*T. They might just be the goat of cats. Pound for pound they have the most powerful bite of all the cat kingdom. Plus they get high an jungle dr*gs, have been seen staring at and enticing monkeys out of trees to basically be voluntarily eaten. They're another level of kitty

[@Godkey1]

Interesting reaction and comments on this well made video. You mentioned several facts that the guy from the excellent Casual Geographic channel didn't mentioned. Your reaction made an already interesting video even better. Well done! And btw you have a very pretty and chill cat! 😍 I love cats & dogs a lot... and yes you can love both equally. 😏

[@giuseppe9653]

I love seeing people react to the existence of Toxoplasmosis Gondii

[@keilyngalicia8270]

You said you had a cat named Charlie and he had a mustache, I had one too, he had the same name as your cat, we found him outside of our house so we adopted him. As me and my family left the house(except my aunt), he sadly died, I think he was sick before dying but despite that, he was very young 😭 (I'm also very sorry for what happened to your cat😢)

[@BackyardButcher]

Is that the windmill song, or the song of storms playing in the background on that segment about cats and the weather predictions?

[@hugothibodeau6137]

cat are the admin, that's why they can abuse the mechanic and appear as if they cheat while not getting banned

[@MerchantKane]

apparently rain dose have a smell humans can detect.

[@Doesitmatter_01]

You can smell a thunderstorm a few hours before it hits. Smells a bit like ozone.

[@collinfulling3223]

9:00 for your mental sanity, no: Nessie was not a free willy. Nessie, however was a plesiosaur head model attached to a toy boat.

[@akaDALTA]

"just fall on your feet noob" - cats (probably)

[@AlbandAquino]

5:16 Yeah. That door was CLEARLY in the wrong position (I'd guess "closed").

[@susanconstable2113]

I love this guys videos! He is hilarious!

[@Nem01]

Huh, I didn't watch one piece, but it's interesting to know theycforged true fakts in. Actually pretty cool.

[@JDSG360]

Me and my cat are enjoying this vid. No seriously shes siting next to me watching the screen.

[@chaosgoettin]

You don't know cats. Cats want you to respect them and their boundaries. but since we got teached over generations that boundaries only exist for the adults and (if you're already an adult) older people that you, we thrown this concept of respect and boundaries aboard. Which is why we disregard cats as unloving and uncaring, because we think intruding somebody's space and burning boundaries down is a proof of love, when it's not. Repecting a cat and meeting them at their term will in exchange give you one of the most loving and affectionate relationships you can ever have. Also, you can teach cats tricks. even with out food. Because if you praise a dog, you praise him because he wants to be liked by you. If you praise a cat, it's because she has the confidence and knows she did good. and she's doing you a favour. Which, again, is more of a proof of a good relationship. You're not telling anybody "yes" if you get asked if you can come for the weekend and help them to clear out the house and move across the country, for a meager pizza, do you?

[@quartizejose6254]

You have some of the best voices that i have ever heard on the internet your kind of like a misture of the click's and the Lemmino's voices.

[@colt1903]

That white cat at the end was like "... I have seen God..."

[@adamskeans2515]

"It's Istanbul, not Constantinople. It's been a long time gone since Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks!"

[@Elden_Lean]

going off of the mini rant 30 seconds in, when scientists finally figure out how to genetically engineer anime cat girls, do you think that's how they'd actually turn out? instead of being extra clingy and ultra affectionate, they just don't give a damn? you know what, that sounds like a goth girl. i'm even more invested in scientific pursuit now.

[@hito-sama]

So Nami is a catgirl all along (　ﾟдﾟ)

[@RelativelyBest]

Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

[@RandomUser-dv6qw]

“We’re done with the furry stuff” AYO WHAT

[@madhonib]

Always wash hands after cleaning litter boxes. Do not scoop the poops if you are pregnant. Do not allow a friend or partner to scoop, The poop if they are with child. BTW, Kanye stole my cat box scooping song... It was on that album he released a few years ago, "Scooped de poop dee scooping the loop Scooped de poopin' scooping the loop depoopin..." IMHO~Hahahaha~peace... hahaha

[@psnpap]

I got a cat ad at the start of the video

[@auntiekarebear7537]

Lol yeah… I have 14. Cats. I have 14 cats. In my house. Wanna know how I got these scars???

[@emmahenderson6657]

women being attracted to cat owner man is truth. Every women around me except one feels the same and one explanation to it has to do with boundaries. Cats are never a people pleaser and majority of them are not very trainable like dogs are. Basically they do what they wanna do, and they never let humans to cross those boundaries. Neither toys or food are a foolproof motivator for them to listen to you, if you dont want your cat at the kitchen counter they will get on it when you are not around. These are just a few examples but getting back to the point now. Men who has cats are more likely to understand boundaries. This is a very important quality for a partner, and highly attractive. To be respected, for your partner to understand no. Long story short, man with cats are mmhhmm.

[@LetMeFLY649]

we must accept the rule of our feline overlords

[@nathanvega6281]

I had two cats and both of them were eaten by a family of foxes.

[@iron_side5674]

I knew it, i´m not a furry, it´s just severe tToxoplasmosis.

[@SomeJerkOnTheInternet]

You don't need to worry about the Parasite is your Cat lives Indoors and doesn't eat Mice or Rats

[@Yuki_Ika7]

R.I.P. Charlie

[@Anasoruk]

I absolutely find men with cats more attractive than men with dogs, 100%

[@Orange_Tree_]

9:27 No, this is Patrick!

[@ubsmacked]

I have a Maine Coon, 4 and half feet long, just turning 4 years old, still a kitten, his Father was 37 pounds

[@brziperiod]

6:58 zooms in

[@hazeltifiaeh6196]

Cats make good service animals as well as dogs.

[@mr.jglokta191]

Istanbul? Constantinople? It's Byzantium damn it! 😆

[@kai336]

@ 11:52 bottom right corner lol wtf the fuck did i read!

[@JoshuaJapitan]

Kawaii artstyle and some anime/manga artstyles are said to be based on cat heads

[@yurabuchkov8138]

Relaxe. Nessie is a model to look like live animal

[@Yuki_Ika7]

I might not be a cat person but they are cute and OP

[@thanasis-_-]

0:35 it's because of toxoplasmosis.

[@sabinereimer7809]

I got 13 cats... or better said they choose me. I am 69 and totally healthy. 😂❤

[@Nem01]

Nice video.

[@lisarodriguez6966]

Yep. A man with a cat is much better than one with a dog. All day any day. I'm bummed you think otherwise.

[@mimiv3088]

If I had a spirit animal, I would guarantee that it would have rabies.😁

[@ExelArts]

Human faces in anime are cat faces

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

Women who dislike men with cats are 304's to me.

[@destroyerfishy8240]

Drives me nuts when someone pauses the video to explain what is obviouely abt to be explained, its honestly less transformative than nit pausing at all

[@Velventian]

You may be done with furries but are you sure they are done with you?

[@mysteryface6475]

We love cats so much if a animal kills. Cat we Hunt it and its blood line down just for killing a cat

[@jalejablonsky2396]

They're basically miniature Batmans.

[@Milk192]

Also cats are liquid

[@zolline]

Cats >>

[@pbpixil417]

comment tribute

[@troyshilanski380]

Thats nobodys business but the Turks.

[@lethe5683]

I don't like most dogs. They are very annoying, and dirty.

[@williamcooper126]

Cats OP need nerfs

[@demonic_myst4503]

Not rusian but its constanutnople long libe byzantian

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

This is why I prefer dogs. Between my allergies to cats and just finding dogs to be more loyal and far less moody. Plus I don’t know why but most cats seem to dislike me anyway, though I will admit my dad had worse allergies and experiences with cats in his childhood than I did.

[@trini2DBone134]

Most cats would dislike people who dislike them. Also, dogs are pack animals and they see a human as their leader, so ofc they would want to be "loyal". I just find dogs overrated tbh

[@cookie856]

@@trini2DBone134 If cats don't care I'm fine. If a cat does not like someone though? That's a red flag for me if that cat had a good socialition XD

[@Little-Buster]

Dogs are better.

[@trini2DBone134]

Dogs are overrated, messy and loud. Cats>>>>smelly dogs

[@ilovemypetish]

L

[@nirvage2749]

If you're really but I mean really think about it... God speed would be someone standing still. I mean if it's really god speed... How could you say he is moving??

[@cocknose]

11:30 what kind of actual subhuman shoots a cat with a bb gun

[@williamcooper126]

Cats OP need nerfs

[@williamcooper126]

Cats OP need nerfs