APOTHECARIES

[@docvaliant721]

I was a medic in the army so I have a soft spot for them. They gotta be able to do space marine shit all the while doing the medic job.

[@Baldermort]

Doc Valiant thank you for your service brother. :).

[@cesarespinozaspain]

Former Navy Corpsman here, we may have served in different Chapters brother but we took the same oath.

[@michaelhowell2326]

I was a 19K when I was in. Always took care of our dicksmiths. Thanks for your service, my good man.

[@michaelhowell2326]

@@cesarespinozaspain damn good comment. I really think that Navy Corpsmen are the one of the most undersung heroes in the Military by the general public. I don't think they understand you guys are patching up the Marines who get hurt, not shipborne nurses patching up Sailors little booboos.

[@DustyLamp]

Just a regular paramedic, but I feel kinship with guys who practice medicine in alleys and ditches.

[@andyb1653]

When you need a medic who can single-handedly lift the ambulance over his head

[@RebelOfTheNorm242]

WHY!?!?! WHY DO YOUR BEGINNING STORIES ALWAYS BRING ME TO TEARS!? DAMNIT BOLDERMONT! Stop being so damn inspirational!

[@danvojnovic6804]

@@ShishouDzukiZaManako yes

[@TheInundation]

The Sisters of Battle one got me at "I am alive...because of her!"

[@RebelOfTheNorm242]

@@ShishouDzukiZaManako 'sniff' the Blood Angle captain made me feel so sorry for him!

[@mbfun9298]

Can't wait till the Ollanius Pius one ( don't google it if you don't know it will spoil it) after such powerful delivery of Dorn's story I am assured that if it ever comes down to this one, that it will be grand, though challenging :)

[@littlejimmy5020]

Ah gentle listeners rejoice more baldermort

[@Baldermort]

Congratulations again, brother Isted. You know why., Even more proud to be your friend than usual, if its possible :) :) :)

[@IsAcRafT]

Apothecaries, the real MvPs within every Space Marines Chapter.

[@Pfasma5]

Nice article and a nod to the Medicals of our world!!

[@codybrox4693]

Guardsman walks into the ships infirmary and as he walks in the apothecary stands there quietly staring at him before raising his arm and a giant needle shoots out Apothecary: drop your pants mortal.... this will hurt It was reported by the regiments commissar that this particular guardsman had both his legs blown off but continued to fight having stated he would rather fight the monstrosity’s of nurgle than get another checkup

[@daviddunn4922]

2 days in a row ? What have I done to deserve such good treatment. Just what I need to pass the time until dinner is ready. Emperor bless me.

[@Baldermort]

David Dunn another short one. Sorry. But. Heh. Next week is Monday. No Wednesday. Then....... heh. A treat. I hope. :).

[@daviddunn4922]

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer something is always better than nothing and with your quality work there is nothing to apologise for . Glad your feeling well enough for anything at all.

[@nobodyfromnowhere3597]

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer Essential duty of essential worker.

[@enoughothis]

The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest!

[@anoninunen]

*Confused Asmodai noises

[@enoughothis]

@@anoninunen fallen not Fallen. Little f not big one. Just like a planet can fall into chaos but not Chaos. Though Chaos always brings chaos too.

[@bittern4464]

I knew there was a reason I woke up instead of getting a restful night's sleep, let's see if this can lull me back into a slumber Cheers Baldermort, hope you're well.

[@waynegoddard3985]

"We cannot harvest this one brother. His glands are corrupted." "What do you mean medic. I saw no corruption. His humours were balanced and the runes were sealed. I tell you apothecary, this battle brother was untouched by maleficarum." "It was the CORONA brother. It took him unseen and undetected." "Oh"

[@andyb1653]

The only way a Space Marine can be killed by "corona", is by falling into a star.

[@GoldenBoar]

Exterminatus

[@daviddunn4922]

Andy B or drinking every can , bottle and brewery on every planet of the imperium in one session. Even then it might just be a heavy coma.

[@Dillpickle1997]

@@daviddunn4922 *laughs in Space Wolf*

[@zameliz]

@@daviddunn4922 X'D *NO!* Just so that we are on the same page you should know that Astartes can effectively neutralize most poisons that would outright kill an ordinary man many times over. Even raw 100% undiluted alcohol aint gonna do jack shit to a Space Marine.

[@Legion7734]

Why did I hear the TF2 Medics theme in the background? Apothecary to battle brother lying on the surgerytable: "When the Sergeant woke up his skeleton and geneseed were missing and the apothecary was never heared from again." Apothecary bursts into tears laughing. "Anyway that's how I lost my medical license."

[@TarotNathers]

Sounds like Bile administering to one of his test subjects.

[@Dreez76]

Have a most awesome weekend Baldermort, and stay safe & healthy.

[@shawnlinnell7547]

During your story I was so moved that I went to the garage and pulled out my chainsaw. I now have no trees in my yard and a new back door for my house. My wife is the apothecary of the house and see is now trying to harvest my Geneseed. Thanks, Baldemort!

[@biikuajet]

I take it she was deeply impressed by your show of dominance over the garden/trees then if she's trying to harvest your geneseed?! ;)

[@grumpycup4762]

@@biikuajet Oh no. He's saying she's gonna have his balls for this. -- Not in a fun way, I think.

[@biikuajet]

@@grumpycup4762 oh, I see. A minute of silence for our fallen brother then...

[@Duppyman695]

MEEDDDDIIIICCCCC. The healers, The doctors, The surgeons, The life bringers of the Astarties. We are not talking leaches or placebos here. Another great installment in the Quest that is, bringing the Grim/Dark future of 40k to the masses, thank you sir, I salute you.

[@WizardJim]

When I was a wee lad I thought they were called "APOCatheries", and it wasn't until my mum saw the entry in Codex Imperialis that I learned I'd been pronouncing it incorrectly. She hadn't corrected me up until that point because... well... judging by the carnage and mayhem on the 2nd Ed box art it seemed perfectly logical that there might be APOCatheries... "Silly boy" indeed. Ho hum.

[@Baldermort]

WizardJim nope. We’ve all done something similar. An inquisitive mind reading very adult words. Nowt to be embarrassed about there. It’s actually to your credit sir. ;) b

[@randomcenturion7264]

You know you're a real badass when you can butcher hordes of enemies AND heal your bros at the same time.

[@frankybrown6957]

Baldemort, I thank you, since every time, that you bless us with another video, my depression is banished for a few minutes or hours. Listening to the stories you create, the life you breath into the existing fluff, is nothing short of a miracle to me. It's one of the joys i learned to love during these days with limited social interaction. Thank you so much much love Max

[@Baldermort]

Franky Brown I am deeply sorry to hear that brother Max. Not that you listen, that things are dark. Fight! You can do this. Been there. Multiple times. A constant struggle. But one you CAN beat. And you will. :).

[@thepiratepenguin4465]

"so others may live" the creed of the medic.

[@shockwave1539]

For several days now I have been wondering about Apothecaries and how they are implemented in the lore, then my favorite lore channel post a video about them. This is a good day

[@andyb1653]

It is a good day to -die- *survive horrific injuries that would kill a lesser man*

[@jowston100]

"EENNDDDDDD QUOTE!" Oh Balder. Stay beautiful.

[@Aserbic]

Remember Brother Nerovar, resting in Helsreach.

[@azreanaibrahim2721]

Ah.. My heart..

[@sushi4779]

;-;

[@jimmyrudenutt]

The thing is, I know exactly what an apothecary is. I just can't stop watching these fantastic videos you put out!

[@garyt601]

He protec his battle bros He attac choas but most important he extracc the gene seed

[@Diarmuhnd]

Sometimes its just a good idea to stop being a lunatic for a short while and sit back and enjoy a good listen. Thanks for the entertainment Baldermort.

[@Baldermort]

Diarmuhnd thanks fir listening, as always brother Diarmuhnd. :).

[@judgedreddthelaw3418]

AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ....erm... sorry for my wolf howl..... That story just made me jump up and give a howl that scared my cat a least....😌 The voice of the Emperor's chosen one inspires me! And it will be the Apothecaries that will remove the Corona from the infected.

[@blackholegenerator6831]

"Nobody die today until i allow him to" _Apothecary 30k

[@andyb1653]

Lord Commander Mormont: SAMWELL TARLY, I FORBID YOU TO DIE! Sam Tarly: **survives to end of series**

[@JDSchmelzerful]

Baldermort is truly a most faithful servant. This gentle listener will be telling his mechanicus brothers about this STC of a resource.

[@JosephStraughn]

Honestly, apothecaries are my favourite. my dad used to have an apothecary with every tactical square he had and because he was the luckiest man I know, he could bring one man back for every one I killed

[@Xcyper33]

A father playing WH40K tabletop with his son: Such awesome imagery there.

[@Sidragrosm]

Fighting (& of course refusing to take any steps back) is expected of a Spess Mahrine. Performing radical on the fly surgical procedures while ducking and dodging enemy fire..? Only the Apothecary can pull THAT off! Another winner, Baldermort. Many thanks.

[@TechPriestCharlie]

I was excited to see the video in under half an hour after being posted but I'm not surprised there's already plenty of comments. Great job as always!

[@dariustiapula]

Three patron enter a bar. The bartender ask why they are drinking heavily for. *The Space Marine reply with: "Our geneseed was harvested from fallen breatheren. But some of their relics disappear.* *The Inquisitor answer with: "Comrade is gone forever, vaporize by orbital fire on his orders."* *Than the Imperial Guard answer with: "His company is still on duty. As rations, soap, and several explosive frag grenades ready to serve the emperor again!."*

[@Baldermort]

Darius Tiapula lol. :).

[@monkeylugz]

"Ole Fabulous Bill the ultimate apothecary" end quote.. Many thanks brother Baldermort have a nice weekend :)

[@Baldermort]

monkeylugz aye. Lol. The most famous. Pity about that, but it is what it is. :). You too brother Lugz. Have a corker. :).

[@pinouilleinthesky]

Chills. This is the kind of 40k I dream of. Thank you Baldermort. A gentle listener.

[@Hankbob_Hillpants]

I’m not sure if he’s better at writing the lore, or reading it

[@K4inan]

Hes not quoting stuff from books?!

[@bongodrumzz]

@@K4inan nope, our baldy writes his own stuff!!! magnificent eh?

[@ironduke5058]

@@K4inan The man writes this stuff himself. I even recommended him to my english teacher and my entire english class so tender are his stories

[@Poena420]

Another masterpiece, thank you faithful servant. May the holy Emperor's blessing be with you.

[@keiker2254]

Just wanted you to know I really appreciate your videos! Times are really tough but your videos provide a great escape. Thank you friend

[@Baldermort]

Kei Ker thank you brother Ker. Hold the line. You will get through. :).

[@TheDefeatedGamer]

I have yet to find a video of yours that I don't watch from beginning to end, it's been a pleasure to watch you flourish these past few months!

[@Baldermort]

PotatoSack thank you brother. Just don’t do them prognosticators. Baaaaaad. :).

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

As I often play healers in rpgs, the Astartes Apothecaries always get my absolute respect (and the Space Wolves' apothecaries doubly so!). We've all had to go chasing around after the Tank shouting at them to stand still. Now imagine it's a whole Chapter of Tanks. I'd imagine that most of the rude words being screamed on the battlefield are the medics screaming "Will you bloody well slow down for Emperor's sake!" Thank you once more Mr Mort, I'm hoping that you're feeling better without the tender ministrations of an apothecary, and that you're looking forward to hitting the 40k subs mark! (It's coming soon... 😉)

[@magnos_decimus]

Ha It looks like that Space Wolf at the beginning is trying to compete against Heihachi from Tekken in a contest of eyebrows

[@Baldermort]

Meta_Melcan heihachi wins. Always. Lol. :).

[@MorrisonsProphecy]

Oddly enough, I'm currently painting up my Raven Guard apothecary. Exceptional timing.

[@datatronx]

Baldermort your videos are keeping me well entertained and informed whilst I drive the roads in this difficult time. You are a magnificent storyteller and your enthusiasm is infectious. Thank you for your work and I look forward to being thrilled by more wonderous tales!

[@timandshannon03]

Been a Paramedic on a 911 Ambulance for 16 years. Fantastic Video!

[@robertross1492]

Wonderful as always and perfect content for what's happening in the world today

[@robertf863]

When he did the spitting sound I splashed water in my face for the sake of immersion. I inspired and yelled out “ forward you fools, forward!”. Then my spouse told me quiet down cause baby was sleeping. I dare not wake my gene seed offspring. So I mumbled “forward fools”

[@koren7783]

Good thing you did that colab with Majorkill so i found your channel its been absolutely amazing !

[@PreacherwithoutaPulpit]

Yet another truly wonderful installment brought to us by Brother Baldermort. The passion and love for this verse comes through in each and every word that issues from his mouth when talking about anything linked to this verse. The Fun and I would say Glee, that same glee and enthusiasm you can witness in a child rushing to the Christmas Tree on Christmas Morning, is always there in your stories and tales. This all comes through in your works my friend so as you say, "Please do find some time for Fun". Your fun is the stuff of legend sir and I for one can only imagine where you will take us in the future as you strive to have even more of it...

[@ashermaese4481]

Can anyone else see the intro as a movie intro? Highlighting the impact and importance of the space marine.

[@JC-ze2et]

In honor of those battling Nurgle's Blight, you should make videos about the other types of medics in the Imperium.

[@ImperialCommissarRikart]

Amazing video, brilliant job - I awalys wondered what an apothecary was but I never bothered to investigate, now I'm intrigued - thank you!

[@tzman215]

Baldermort, I just realized I need a recording of you delivering The Emperor's "And they shall know no fear" speech

[@ZiGGi03]

Again and again my friend..great work !! Stay safe !

[@rabidXmexijewX]

Only good part about lock down all the time in the world to listen to the lore master

[@TuShan18]

Awesome video as usual. Apothecaries are my favorite marines. It feels wrong not bringing one into battle.

[@malin1140]

Bravo Good Sir! The grim determination of one who's charge must be carried out, even if he must tear down the gates of hell to do so. The spirit of 40k is alive and well within you. I do hope you and the Mrs. feel better. TTFN!

[@Baldermort]

Ma Lin thank you brother Ma Lin. I hope you and all yours are safe and healthy. :).

[@magnaquam]

Congrats on hitting 35k! Now onward to 50!

[@Baldermort]

thank you brother Quam. :) :) :)

[@BohdanKaiba]

I am not even a Space Wolf player, but I love these space wolf stories!

[@Baldermort]

Bohdan Bilas who doesn’t.? They’re cool eh, brother Bohdan. Played them in the early nineties. Loved it. :).

[@BohdanKaiba]

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer my Tau friend also runs wolves as his second army, once this virus passes I look forward to our Dark Angels Space Wolf team up battle.

[@jasonlosiewicz8491]

I can't explain why, but this is one of my favorite stories.

[@Kristian.B.Kristiansen]

We could really do with more stories focused on them as main named characters and legendary heroes.

[@Baldermort]

Kristian Kristiansen dark straight. Utterly agree. :).

[@matty2cat486]

Every time I hear "To quote" I shiver in anticipation, just a bit. There is a wonderful narration on its way!

[@johntaylor7029]

Praise the Emperor, for we get two solid days of Baldermort vids.

[@chrisfrombeyond4240]

Your voice is like a nice cup of hot tea, a crackling fire, and the wisp of turning pages. Thank you for this splendid channel!

[@ryancrazyrhino8976]

Everyone laughs at the support and healer mains until they cut ya open and havest your genetic material

[@HammarPwnsYourFace]

Is it me or did that apothecary just cast a rune when he spit? Because it seemed to me like a “Wulfen Honor Debt” was cast judging by the reactions of the pups... who would have seen that coming... medic and rune priest... what a combo.... woe to those standing against that SM...

[@SaraphimSword]

Someone must have been cutting onions as listened, that was beautiful! Thank you!

[@lumarious]

I always play Apothecarie for my squad in Space Hulk: Deathwing, so I'm glad to see you finally cover them!

[@Cpl_fin]

Just discovered your channel a day ago. Been going through your past videos and absolutely loving them! Good job!

[@CosmicHorror777]

Great Video Lord Baldermort!

[@paulwolfley7785]

Did a massive sweep and clear mission in Baghdad. Going fast and hard house to house, after a dozen I was starting to get tired but my team didn't slack so I didn't. 8 hours and a hundred houses later it was done. Once finished I asked them if they ever got tired, they looked confused 'we were just trying to keep up with you'

[@Baldermort]

Paul Wolfley didn’t know you served. My apologies brother. Thank you for your service, Mr Wolfley. Damn glad you got out of there intact. Damn glad.

[@ninjaisamma]

I love how you end these videos; they remind me when I forget that I need to enjoy my life

[@jamesk5551]

Another masterpiece, good call with such an awesome topic. Apothecaries defianetly get overlooked, a novel focused on ones exploits and adventures would be an excellent addition to the Black Library.

[@Baldermort]

So true about BL needing to include one. Maybe one day. :)

[@piercedavis4999]

I am new to the lore of 40k but not new to KZbin . Your videos are the reason I have notifications turned on atm. Amazing storytelling, Keep up the good work.

[@NegiTaiMetal011]

Sir Baldermort, you are not only impressive with telling 40k lore, but you make interesting and amazing background storytelling, with a compelling voice and voice acting to go with it. Emperor bless you.

[@vladimirvladinov9270]

Now i wanna see a video about the Orders Hospitaller

[@Diomedes_XXII]

Great video! That blood angels apothecary was a gorgeous picture. Best wishes

[@Baldermort]

Diomedes XXII thank you brother Diomedes. :).

[@rhyssmith4218]

If you aren’t included in a 40k game voicing the tutorial as a servo skull and acting as the voice over for the games compendium, someone is doing something wrong.

[@kethos017]

great work as always!

[@zakblackfyre189]

Dude seriously ur voice is perfect for 40k. This video was amazing. Its like listening to an audiobook.

[@halfcantan1208]

Makes my five day first aider course seem very tame indeed

[@rolandrobinson499]

I've been into 40k and loved the lore since 4th ED. I have never thought of the battlefield from their point of view, which surprises me. So I must say GREAT JOB Baldermort!

[@augustocultochico177]

even the support are brutal killing machines in warhammer, genial

[@judgestrix5106]

New Baldermort?! It's going to be a good day tater.

[@mikelane2204]

Awesome Baldemort! So wonderfully done good man!

[@garrettharriman6333]

Could you next cover Tech-Marines? Those guys have always fascinated me. Also, Baldermort, you have a rhetorical gift. You never fail to bring me to tears with your opening narratives.

[@huguain2609]

The unsung heroes of the Emperors Finest. Fantastic video Baldermort

[@informationsecurityinterna4943]

Wow...another fantastic video. Thank you!

[@banneduser5187]

Ever since Baldy-Wort came flying out of the warp a few months ago, everyone and their mother praises the voice acting on the episodes, and rightfully so of course. But the writing is f-ing amazing also, i've truly gotten more feels outta Baldermorts episode intros than i have from entire 13 hour long official warhammer audiobooks

[@Baldermort]

Scouse Beefy lol. It’s easy to do a ten minute short. Like a sprint. The authors of BL have to do a multilayered decathlon. The music also does most of the work. :). Thanks for listening brother Beefy. :).

[@banneduser5187]

​@@Baldermort Your modesty is commendable brother and it's part of your charm too. However, with respect, i spoke the truth. Sure, BL authors can't ruin future events, kill of main characters, must stick to established lore ect. But i'll give 1 example The Siege Of Terra has a story of Alpha Legion operatives in it (which is excellent don't get me wrong) but yours was a terrifying gradual realisation from the perspective of seemingly solid loyalist that actually produced a "WTF" yano? Anyway, you keep being modest and i'll keep fangirling, deal?

[@zaidal-ahmar803]

I second this. Your stories and narration are better than most Warhammer 40K audiobooks I've heard. You have a new fan who eagerly awaits your new videos. Thank you for what you do.

[@banneduser5187]

@@Baldermort See? Told you lad! haha

[@Baldermort]

Scouse Beefy lol. I’ll try not to let you down. If I start becoming a ‘monster’ apply a huge pin! Burst that ego like a bastard. Take it out and shoot it. :).

[@traceybentley2451]

Dear Sir, I wish to thank you for this video. I listened to this one while eating anzac biscuits.The last one was good. Thank you dear sir

[@Gorbz]

Apothacaries are probably the bravest and most important individuals in the chapter. But, saying that, Old Man Fabius was an apothacary, and we all know how he turned out...

[@biikuajet]

Thank you for the story/video. Awesome as usual. I friggin love apothecarys.

[@chasedavison5023]

As usual another awesome story

[@isaacjones748]

Some say that a World Eater berserker is the worst kind of Space Marine to run into. Personally, I think a Night Lord Apothecary takes the cake ten times over.

[@Baldermort]

Isaac Jones shudders. You are not wrong. :).

[@RedTheRudy]

I am recent sibscriber, i have not yet viewed all your work but this vid is my favourite! You sir are a tremendous storyteller!

[@AJTheUnexceptionalBiker]

Discovered: 4 days ago All content consumed: 3 days ago Keep up the good work Loremaster!

[@georgesulea]

Well done Sir:) I have always liked the Apothecaries:) Have you done anything on the Techmarines yet? I would love to hear your take on them:)

[@Baldermort]

George Sulea got to do ad mech first. So much to do. :).

[@Tank1711]

Man I fucking love the wolves. I love the whole lore behind them and i also love how their scouts are the old ones, the last ones left out of their packs and the young ones are the cannon fodder, brings an entire new meaning to baptised in blood especially with the wolves and their gene flaw. How they have to channel their temper and rage but also harness it to be the best close quarters chapter out of them all.

[@inquisitorlongshadow5566]

I've always wanted to learn more about the apothecaries. Thank you Baldermort.

[@waynegoddard3985]

EXCELLENT VIDEO.

[@taylormx21]

3rd video of yours I've watched...outstanding well done sir

[@op6551]

You'll be up there will 1mill subs before you know it. Awesome content. The audio dramas at the start make your videos so good.

[@johnnieschatz693]

Would you consider doing a video on Angry Marines ? This video is awesome!! Great job!

[@Baldermort]

Johnnie Schatz ah! A good friend Grimdark Narrator is doing those. Go check him out. He is a phenomenal talent. Hardest working youtuber in warhammer. Even more than OMS! Those guys all work hard!!!! :).