Apparently, You Can’t Pretend You’re a Cop - Mike Vecchione - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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This Week at the Comedy Cellar returns with season two on July 19th. Catch clips here on CC Stand-Up starting then, and catch more from Mike & other comedians from season one right here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKPVfmmui8ZljNU

[@EZ4U2SA.007]

On the way home, for fun, I would have said, "You know what, I'm in the mood for Chinese food."

[@28isagreatnumber]

Wow. This was so tightly written and well performed. He’s super on top of his game. I didn’t think this would be something I’d compliment someone on, but his stares and reactions in his eyes really add something to the jokes.

[@Zren89]

He was WORKING that room, seriously. You hear people talk about that kind of connection with an audience but you could kind of feel it even through the screen here, even when they weren't laughing they were with him, he didn't lose the audience almost at all as he went. Great timing, excellent writing as you said.

[@britaeirikr8609]

Awws! You're in love!

[@HaveButOneLife]

Right? That's what I was thinking, too. Like he was staring at specific audience members, letting them know how annoyed he was at his own joke.

[@jdsd744]

It's wonderful

[@dookiepost]

The talking through the teeth during the role playing bit really sells the bit

[@sirsoos3546]

This is a lot funnier than I expected

[@jonamaskgun]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIW5eWepeNyrapo

[@maxwellguido353]

This was such a good stand up bit!!! We need more material from you Mike Vecchione!! This was such a refreshing stand up to watch, love it

[@OizysA]

Sir SooS ffaacctt

[@PooNagoo]

Why didn’t you expect it to be?

[@hopeshortforhopeless87]

3-5 Business Days LMAO I'm dead

[@alan497]

The Letters Mason I read this comment as soon as he said it😭😭😭

[@blakewalls1181]

Best part lmao

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

happy ending

[@MildlyTaco]

The Letters Mason shit killed me to 😂

[@samherron4135]

“That’s the streets. That’s just Tupac” 😂😂😂😂

[@toddadams8420]

I love how he mentioned he was ready to die right after that....biggie's first album

[@Zren89]

@@toddadams8420 I don't think a lot of people got that. It's a pretty nuances reference.

[@toddadams8420]

@@Zren89 it's cool....I bet you got it

[@reneehoward8936]

But it woulda been even funnier if he then said "we can both die right now" that's just Trick Daddy...

[@bakgammon]

@@toddadams8420 gold

[@ekdaufin1485]

If you bring a pencil and locate my heart I’m going to pass you...yep!

[@gregfaulkner2107]

Genius

[@alejandroWar23]

I cracked up lol

[@Donnah1979]

"His goal is to NOT throw his desk through the window" 😂😂 "God's PERFECT match for ME!"

[@anthonyzullo]

As an Italian that HAS thrown my school desk, hes fucking on point. Also, the food bit is 100 on lock. No ones turning down Italian cooking. Its the mexican of europe lmao

[@fezzik7619]

Yes. Those are two things we all heard him say 😑

[@mercytoday]

He will throw the desk through the window, he will throw the desk through the window....keep your voice down

[@McGyver777ATGMAIL]

...but....but....he was Killin it.

[@vlork666]

It should be legal to slap people who won't stop talking during a comedy show. No one is there to hear your opinion.

[@arisn32]

Liquid Dinosaur it should just be legal.

[@mikebrown3820]

At the American Comedy Co. in San Diego, they tell ya no talking, then say "If you really need to talk, please follow the stairs back up to the street. Just a warning, though, there are no reentries."

[@terrenceransom912]

Liquid Dinosaur😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋🏾👌🏾🤳🏾.......

[@derekgatzxx]

Dummy

[@collin1253]

*it should he legal to hit pedestrians that dont cross at cross walks then 😂

[@isaacsoto6086]

“It’s where we keep our most obnoxious Italians” “Italian heeeere!!!” “My point exactly”

[@oliviaboyette2637]

" I taught in a public school and that's where the real money is. That's the funniest thing I've said" 😂😂 lol that was the first time I actually laughed out loud while watching but all together fudging hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kelseycoca]

There's always a Manzetti and they're always incompetent lol

[@vladimirrushkin4815]

This dude gets funnier as the show goes on

[@seanbean4682]

Vecchione looks like a cop but talks like the football coach that sheds 3 tears over the seniors leaving every year in the school auditorium.

[@DungForever]

I work in an ES classroom and let me tell you! Their individual goals are often exactly that! Don't throw anything, don't hit anyone, don't elope from class. That's it. That's their whole educational goals.

[@alwaystrust5488]

I was having a bad day. This made me genuinely laugh. Thank you☺

[@maxwellguido353]

This was such a good stand up bit!!! We need more material from you Mike Vecchione!! This was such a refreshing stand up to watch, love it

[@adityamalhotra2337]

Why Babygirl

[@dennesey]

I like his approach- no extensions of jokes- just more hilarious storyline. Smooth and sweet my brother!

[@atwilliams8]

So actually.. He's killin it right now!!😁😂😁

[@maxwellguido353]

This was such a good stand up bit!!! We need more material from you Mike Vecchione!! This was such a refreshing stand up to watch, love it

[@newton2013]

Really good material. Won me over.

[@jonamaskgun]

Here you go. The Odd Brothers- kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIW5eWepeNyrapo

[@sparklinglemon-limepop8442]

His quite, calm voice and perfectly timed pauses + hilarious content KILLS!!! 💀🔥🔥😔👏❤️

[@MAandS]

"That's just the streets" ahahaha such a great set.

[@leeanneathomas-meader3458]

Like how he looks at the audience, for a second while doing his stand up

[@00survive]

Me too 😂 I like how he gives side eye 👀 and then quickly looks away.

[@Winteramen]

He would've known it's a felony had he watched Chappelle's bit

[@brokenking5044]

"Im sorry, officer. I didnt know i couldnt do that". -Chip

[@alburnett75]

Its a joke.... 🤦

[@Winteramen]

@@alburnett75 i was relating one joke to another. You would know if you've seen Chappelle's bit. Now, what i did the was a call back reference. Call back to my original comment.

[@alburnett75]

@@Winteramen I've seen everything Chappelle's done including that

[@Winteramen]

@@alburnett75 well, rock n roll then

[@youknowchaney]

The Christian Mingle bit was the hardest I've laughed in a very long time

[@Normalhowaboutyou]

Mike Is one of the hardest working comedians always writing always funny always a gentleman

[@omarbarraza5150]

Looks like an alternate version of Richard Gere.

[@vampulahunter7137]

Same thought man

[@Fireoncityy]

He's the before photo

[@KamalasNotLikeUs]

Very alternate. Like Mike Tyson starring as James Brown alternate.

[@DemiRonin]

This guy's great! Where are more of his vids!?

[@00survive]

This is the first time I have heard of this guy and he’s hilarious!!! 😂

[@JohnnyUnderscore1981]

Me too, shii hilarious!

[@derekgalbraith1508]

"He's killing it right now" Lmao

[@aylahodge3966]

ok but did anybody hear that one lady say 'fabulous' after he asked how the farie ride over was 🤣🤣

[@allenjones9055]

Never heard of Mike Vecchione till right now..but I'll be searching out for more of his standup. Actually a funny comic with fresh material that hasn't been played out. Good luck Mike on anywhere comedy takes ya

[@globalautobahn1132]

🍝🍝🍝 😂 I’m watching this from Italy! ☺️

[@ZaminKay]

So do you confirm the Manzetti theory? 😂

[@stacylarge5636]

Ciao from Genovese family Papanice It. America since 1908

[@ansiaaa]

@@ZaminKay in Italy the stereotypical incompetent cop is usually Gargiulo

[@jacesaces15]

that last 45 seconds was off the rails, but he brought it back. This man is going places.

[@charlesjoseph730]

This guy is brilliant. Great set.

[@nathanblackmon8672]

This dude has a great stage presence for his style. Subtle but still talked his shit

[@christopherkokoski1668]

He killed it. I loved this set. Dude is masterful.

[@SeeWorldKevin]

The voice of an angel, the looks of a cop. That...is Mike Vecchione

[@adamk.mademewatchthis8622]

God do I love the timing on his cop joke!! “So when I show up to a crime scene…”

[@OldRaver]

Well that was just brilliant! Lovely understated delivery. Made me laugh my weird Mum Laugh😂 (all mum’s have this when jokes keep hitting you like waves before you recovered laughing from the last one! ) (My son yelled down at me to stop laughing so loud 😳😂😂😂)

[@Tboi2206]

"I'm sorry, was that joke too sweet and sour for you?"

[@marduchok]

Those are literally Mike's best bits from different albums, glad people are finally discovering him

[@vanessamarietorres7245]

His jokes are gold 🤣

[@ChrisRing101]

Wish this was an hour set. Love it.

[@c-light7624]

Carbs really *_ARE_* evil! He’s still teaching.

[@byLizee]

C-light nope. carbs = energy

[@diegoayala2652]

Yo that part about the fake cop in the beginning was funny af

[@destinysalinas973]

literally had me dead 🤣💀

[@ohDangg]

Never seen this guy but this is great! Nice stuff!

[@lilwelch6000]

Thank you Gina 😂😂😂

[@rhllnm]

Just heard his interview on the Jessica Kirson podcast. Most thoughtful guy I've heard in a long time. And a hilarious set here.

[@dookiepost]

This is some of the best standup I've seen in a while.

[@amyevans1118]

Keep delivering that mail. You're funny. I really enjoy your comedy.

[@vulperine8807]

4:28 the turnaround of this joke is fucking amazing

[@TheCreatorLoveAllik]

This shyt had me in tears! 😂❤

[@kenmarshall8371]

Mike is hilarious one of my favorites

[@ConSepTg]

Was anyone else surprised when he started talking about dating women?

[@jessicadee1753]

Literally the only reason I came to comment LOL

[@wordivore]

@Jarred Mueller It's the Philly accent.

[@ConSepTg]

@CALICOTV301 he dates women. Weren't you listening? I'm not his type

[@jessa.4529]

You need to hone that gaydar brah.

[@Muricanwerewolf]

You gotta take it in context Italians always read as gay

[@britaeirikr8609]

Inspired! Thanks, Mike.

[@VieenRennes]

I need an hour of this guy

[@jerrysamuels8716]

Really great. One of the best i'd say.

[@erops9]

actually great this guy is amazing please give him a specail

[@mohamedkorena]

Started slow but he most decidedly got there!

[@fulldork]

This is masterful. As good as any special while dealing with a real audience at the same time.

[@elainemerrill225]

"I went to cllege to get here" haa

[@orangeco.aztlan6125]

Killing it bro!😂😂😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

I’ll ask the effing questions!🤣

[@britaeirikr8609]

No! I'LL ASK THE EFFING QUESTIONS! Secure the perimeter, Daufin.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Brita Eirikr 🤣

[@jasonallen3678]

He started off slow,but killed it in the end

[@batmanbarlow829]

That last joke was elite😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mad-ad]

How is Mikey V not at the top of the Comedy list of greats. Absolute best persona on stage.

[@stacylarge5636]

One funny italian to another BRAVISIMO!👌🏼👏🏼

[@spiralbones]

Criminally underrated comedian.

[@LillyBaker]

This is the random golden set I watch so many shitty comics to find.

[@jams7148]

Broooooo Mike had me rolling! Amazing jokes

[@garbougesenior3486]

3:01 SOOOO GOOD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JokersPlayground]

that was one clean set!!!

[@arisn32]

3-5 business days.

[@hugodecroix294]

He really is funny 😄 hope he gets bigger gigs

[@Panthercholo]

Deserves no thumbs down.

[@AslanW]

Mailman - dog, natural enemies, which makes it so much hotter

[@JayDConq]

Worthy for a comment. It gets funnier as it goes 😂😂😂

[@kcguy8864]

"I'll ask the fucking questions, ok?" 🤣 "90% of the time there's a Manzetti.. & 100% of the time he incompetent" 🤣😂

[@Lord_OTD]

“3-5 business days” 🤣😭

[@zurzulzurzul3119]

Thats the best joke i have heard this week god damn last one gott me good

[@edwardelric4975]

Some of those jokes missed, but most were solid. Hope he gets more attention.

[@britaeirikr8609]

Fan!

[@patrickmcguire7929]

So good is Mike!

[@peeweecactus5910]

he good as hell🔥🔥

[@krakboston4659]

I laughed as soon as I read the title and saw his face lmao

[@TheMJCMike]

Brilliant!

[@ByNnenna]

3-5 business days🤣

[@airofd]

I didn't expect to be this good

[@ColbyWanShinobi]

LOL, that was great!

[@vulperine8807]

8:18 THATS some good advice

[@lady33357]

THIS COMEDY IS ON POINT, AND TRUE

[@anthonypai9451]

MANZETTI IS ALWAYS INCOMPETENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@townofdudleysixth]

What's the song/soundtrack used for the outro?

[@featherfoot614]

I couldn't see the screen so I thought this was Scott Thompson. But I knew something was up when he said "How was the ferry ride over?" and "You guys have to take a ferry." without and fairy jokes.

[@thomaswash5915]

That was an amazing set

[@jamesfirth2733]

Check out this guys album. It’s one of the best I’ve heard in a while.

[@reneehoward8936]

This dude is great...

[@jasonwilliams1713]

Fantastic timing and originality

[@dale85300]

you said it dude, I have a PhD and I damn college offered me 48,000yr in 2019!!!!!

[@MrTiton536]

This guy is pretty damn good first time ever hearing of him !

[@007coleyfoley]

COLEY FOLEY SAYS: VERY GOOD... HAHAHA!