【Apple】 I bought some premade food for my mother-in-law and...

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Күн бұрын

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@LinkDrako
@LinkDrako Ай бұрын
Brody seriously sounds like a villain from power puff girls lol
@youmadhuh6375
@youmadhuh6375 Ай бұрын
Who the hell is he talking to like that?.. he'd be lucky if I allowed him in the house talking to me crazy like that.. she must be crazier.. they just got married & this man told you he has no plans in helping you with anything and is demanding you make him 5 different dishes.. ma'am, you're not a wife, you're just the unpaid disrespected servant... I would've been running to the courthouse to either file for divorce or get an annulment ASAP.. I'm not staying married to someone that speaks or treats me like that for a minute longer..
@ewilliamson488
@ewilliamson488 Ай бұрын
I'd go into Beth Dutton mode and tell them off.
@Native-Kitty
@Native-Kitty Ай бұрын
Brody was hilarious! What did he think was gonna happen when he makes Gia cook all that food for him every day. He’s just inviting diabetes to live in his house rent free. Brody acting like the delusional victim being held hostage was funny 😅😅😅
@CrochetIsLife54
@CrochetIsLife54 Ай бұрын
Marie should try, “do your own chores. I am not your maid.” The MIL lacks boundaries.
@SandraBagans
@SandraBagans Ай бұрын
LMAO the second Brody tried that "Obey me or else" I'm packing up and moving out. Annulment of the marriage and he can go back to mommy
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Ай бұрын
I know I’d be too afraid to even consider saying that. Considering the fact that the second my mother finds out she’d hunt me down to the ends of the earth and the only warning I’d get is the sound of a belt clearing belt loops and my entire body tensing up
@SandraBagans
@SandraBagans Ай бұрын
@@Allantitan Gen X? The power of the belt still rings through. I wouldn't even tell my husband to obey me. That's why it's not in the vows anymore
@susanpitcher5956
@susanpitcher5956 Ай бұрын
I lived with a man like Brody. I made him ramen noodles with hot dogs and threw a red t-shirt in with his white undies turning them all pink. He changed his attitude in 3 days.
@ellenhage3611
@ellenhage3611 Ай бұрын
Brody had me cracking up. Beware of what you ask for. He thought he was going to be a Master and ended up as a cow.
@miracleo2461
@miracleo2461 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I was crying 😂😂😂
@jenniferbeyer6412
@jenniferbeyer6412 Ай бұрын
Poor Brody. He got what he wanted. I was laughing so hard as he was crying. Hysterical.
@jepageth
@jepageth Ай бұрын
Thus the phrase “Be careful what you wish for”
@grammasscotsgirl
@grammasscotsgirl Ай бұрын
Brody reminds me of a guy in one of my FB groups. "My wife spends way too much on groceries! My mother raised 5 kids and didn't spend this much!" blah blah blah. We were smart. "Do the weekly shopping and PROVE to her how she is wasting your money". "Yeah yeah yeah! Good plan!" A couple of us even told him to dm us "for tips." We got our dm's. "Diapers and formula and I'm already over $50!" (Turns out they had a 3 yr old on the spectrum, a toddler, and 4-month old triplets - LOTS of diapers and formula). He still hadn't even got to the food. "Do you KNOW how much steak is???" Does your wife buy steaks? "No! She makes us a lot of ground beef stuff." Yeah. Easy - but also cheap! Because she is probably trying to keep the grocery list down. But the wife? SHE WAS TIRED OF HIS COMPLAINING AND SENT HIM SHOPPING WITH ALL FIVE KIDS!!! Just like she had to do. I have no clue what happened after that. He never came back to the group and we never got any more dm's.
@StoopidMonkeysMomma
@StoopidMonkeysMomma Ай бұрын
Maybe he didn't survive 😂😂😂
@grammasscotsgirl
@grammasscotsgirl Ай бұрын
@@StoopidMonkeysMomma Lost forever in Aisle 9, trying to save on groceries, "Do I spend 50 cents on this generic chicken soup or splurge and get the $1 soup that the toddler will actually eat?" on loop.
@helema23
@helema23 Ай бұрын
@@grammasscotsgirl or lost in isle 13 wondering why the formula that doesn't cause the baby to up chunk costs so much. while said toddler wont stop throwing things while getting the side eye from people.
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Ай бұрын
Yeah no diapers alone can bring the bill pretty damn close to $50 for 1 decent sized package of them and I pity the idiot who thinks they can get away with a smaller amount of diapers
@drivel2
@drivel2 Ай бұрын
Brody: we awe mawied now, take cawe of me. 😂
@laurawilson1712
@laurawilson1712 Ай бұрын
Ok Brody, divorce it is then 😂🤣🤣🤣
@Arthur09608
@Arthur09608 Ай бұрын
Actually, since the marriage was so short a time ago, wouldn't it be an annulment not a divorce?
@rupturedduck6981
@rupturedduck6981 Ай бұрын
Brody has really changed. Had anybody checked the basement for pods ?
@lorettataylor521
@lorettataylor521 Ай бұрын
Brody better sleep with one eye open!!
@mleighqs
@mleighqs Ай бұрын
The theme of these stories seems to be they each have an idiot in them. Also, is it just me or did Sarah's crying sound like she was crazy laughing lol.
@dragonyami
@dragonyami Ай бұрын
Gia should have dumped his ass the SECOND he started in on this bullshit! She shouldn't have entertained him AT ALL!!! That said, she got him pretty good with her revenge
@Aurielle80s90s
@Aurielle80s90s Ай бұрын
Ha Backstreet Boys 😂😂😂😂. Love it
@twiceshy9773
@twiceshy9773 Ай бұрын
Oh Joyce, that's no way to ask for a favour🙄🙄😂😂😂🤦‍♀️
@paulredinger5830
@paulredinger5830 Ай бұрын
Um, Joyce how about cleaning your own place and making your own meals.
@KCohere33
@KCohere33 Ай бұрын
Didn’t you know, DILs are all but slaves who have to clean up not only their homes, but the in-laws, until the drop dead from exhaustion.
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Ай бұрын
And what’s wrong with premade meals some can be really good
@paulredinger5830
@paulredinger5830 Ай бұрын
@@Allantitan Who said pre-made meals were bad? My comment was to make you own food. Be it premade, homemade, or however they’re made.
@paulredinger5830
@paulredinger5830 Ай бұрын
@@Allantitan Who said anything about the quality of pre-made meals? My statement is if you don’t like what is made FOR YOU. Make something for yourself! Be it pre-made, homemade, or however made.
@victoriawalker907
@victoriawalker907 8 күн бұрын
Brody's voice and slight accent was SO funny lol! But he definitely got what he had coming to him though. But it does remind me of the r/MaliciousCompliance stories hehe. I knew she was up to something to get revenge on him, and I was right. Smart girl.
@jacquelinecallejas1390
@jacquelinecallejas1390 Ай бұрын
The Joyce story I liked the Bye Bye now. Was sorry about the father in law.
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Ай бұрын
Same the father in law is the only one I felt any pity for
@susanpitcher5956
@susanpitcher5956 Ай бұрын
In the US, even though Victoria was divorced over rude comments, she would still receive alimony from her husband and if married for more than 10 yrs, she has a right to part of his retirement fund. She would not be homeless.
@YDV669
@YDV669 Ай бұрын
That Brody, though. Props to the VA.
@drivel2
@drivel2 Ай бұрын
"I don't cawwwwwwe!" This Broady story is ridiculous. Do pople this obsessed with meat actually exist?
@saraphinacisneros8452
@saraphinacisneros8452 Ай бұрын
Please! Knock it off with the “Lol”!
@StoopidMonkeysMomma
@StoopidMonkeysMomma Ай бұрын
I guess it's better than hearing "lawl"
@ritasmith4042
@ritasmith4042 Ай бұрын
Can Brody be sued for marriage fraud ?
@Allantitan
@Allantitan Ай бұрын
Story 1: I feel sorry for Joyce’s husband having a wife like that
@rjones9000
@rjones9000 Ай бұрын
Been a while since I heard Elmer Fudd on here
@chandranelson2772
@chandranelson2772 Ай бұрын
First, Elmer Fudd’s voice is definitely different, so perhaps you’re misremembering. Second, good for you for calling a person names on the internet!
@bridgetdebourgh5698
@bridgetdebourgh5698 Ай бұрын
Good Evening Everyone! Have a great night 👋🤗👻🧟🎃 From Louisiana 🐊
@zandreacooper8929
@zandreacooper8929 4 күн бұрын
Brody’s voice make me imagine Homestar Runner
@Sparky102970
@Sparky102970 Ай бұрын
Gia got exactly what she wanted, an abusive relationship. She should've left immediately. No sympathy. She argued against divorce. She deserves the consequences of her own bad choices.
@whistlerwind7422
@whistlerwind7422 Ай бұрын
Try paying attention next time.
@cindyricardo3972
@cindyricardo3972 Ай бұрын
1st story: Why can't the wife tells M.I.L. off from the get go.
@giuseppinahilsinger6477
@giuseppinahilsinger6477 Ай бұрын
Because then our lives would be spared 20 something minutes LMIAO ( the "I" is for Italian)
@Mehp2
@Mehp2 Ай бұрын
S1: OP’s VA made her sound way too unsure of herself or on the verge of tears. Especially when she’s supposed to angry, sad, hurt, or upset. And those lol’s…no. S2: Sarah, quit gasping before every sentence S3: This guy’s pronunciation is very good for someone with a lisp. And OP, selfish and self-centered mean the SAME THING. S4: Why is Ryan deepening his voice?
@WandaHadley
@WandaHadley Ай бұрын
What's wrong with premade food?
@quincyglg
@quincyglg Ай бұрын
Joyce, clean the house yourself cook the meals yourself. Stop pushing the chores on your daughter -in -law. Get up of your butt and do your part. Also p lease leave your son alone as well.
@LODintheshadows
@LODintheshadows 3 күн бұрын
2nd story, I'd be like bet, "okay, let me tell you about some fun embarrassing stori s abiut my ex husband and ex friend" then all the dirt lol
@LODintheshadows
@LODintheshadows 3 күн бұрын
That, or sleep woth him on the wedding day. Then let her know lol
@belladharma
@belladharma Ай бұрын
Brody’s voice actor is hilariously awful. He sounds like Barry Kripke from the Big Bang Theory.
@KCohere33
@KCohere33 Ай бұрын
Joyce, if someone Les is cleaning your house and cooking your food, shouldn’t you be, I don’t know, grateful?
@paulredinger5830
@paulredinger5830 Ай бұрын
Stop all the LOL’s PLEASE! 90% of the time they don’t apply! Lol’s are not punctuation marks! 👎
@LODintheshadows
@LODintheshadows 3 күн бұрын
Like, why did she agree to this in the first place. Say okay, well guess you can do a better job, bubi.
@PattyT-xl1zv
@PattyT-xl1zv 22 күн бұрын
Brody and Joyce, I am going to be leaving you so find someone else! I Quit! Get off your bum and do it yourself!
@tricorvus2673
@tricorvus2673 Ай бұрын
Listen Elmer Fudd Brody, you keep talking like that and one of the courses might taste faintly similar to parsnips.
@LODintheshadows
@LODintheshadows 3 күн бұрын
When she left if say, "I want you to beg and apologise, grovel, then I will consider coming back" then when she inevitably does, say "thank you, jow I'm going to screenshot this and frame it in my new place, good lick and bye bye
@judyphillips9924
@judyphillips9924 Ай бұрын
Please!!! Stop putting ( Right) at the end of every sentence
@SkyBlueCheri
@SkyBlueCheri 8 күн бұрын
Ok Joyce I am useless and you don’t want me around then I just won’t do YOUR work anymore!
@crystalhamilton3973
@crystalhamilton3973 3 күн бұрын
If I was Joyce's husband and I wouldn't want to live with my wife after what she did.
@azuuria
@azuuria 8 күн бұрын
👍
@rosemariewalsh2458
@rosemariewalsh2458 Ай бұрын
Lol .....stop!
@ritasmith4042
@ritasmith4042 Ай бұрын
Whatever is the MIL doing all day ?
@LODintheshadows
@LODintheshadows 3 күн бұрын
3rd story, okay, so you will take on 100% of the financial burden for everything, and make sure I have everything I want and need money wise? You want a trad wife, you gta be a trad husband. So you get no money from her now
@LODintheshadows
@LODintheshadows 3 күн бұрын
Also he's trying to act like a "high valued male" (we know what podcasts he's been watching), but what benefit is she getting from being married to a bum like that, who's clearly compensating for something
@theshadowqueen1411
@theshadowqueen1411 Ай бұрын
GIRL I LOVE YOU WE BOTH LOVE BACK STREET BOYS
@AngelaMortimer-n4r
@AngelaMortimer-n4r Ай бұрын
Body.. picture...face and clothing looks..... like.... LIAM PAYNE....X I hope NOT.......
@mariantabaksmith6557
@mariantabaksmith6557 29 күн бұрын
The background is sooo annoying
@SandraBagans
@SandraBagans Ай бұрын
So Sarah is a homewrecker who thought she was going to get her happy ending. Bet karma has different plans
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