[Apple] On My SAT-test day I had severe diarrhea.. I was poisoned by my... DAD

[@joryadamson7854]

I'm surprised she was allowed to call him dad rather than sir

[@tuzzday]

Dad you are a POS and I'm calling the cops!

[@christopherburch1762]

Why wasn’t CPS called?

[@ire1398]

The “t” means test. You’re saying scholastic aptitude test test

[@fablethewolf825]

The Dad’s VA has no inflection. What’s with the Shatner thing!