【Apple】The time my sister crashed my co-worker’s wedding with a watermelon stuffed under her jumper!

[@Sparky102970]

Mom: I will disown you and never speak to you again. OP: Really? That sounds great. Thanks

[@66DoodleGal]

Ruth: Don’t threaten me with a good time

[@RavenxAlexander1]

In all honesty, I think Ruth hit the jackpot when she cut ties with her family.

[@michellekeane9042]

When Alex has her first child, OP needs to gift the child with a watermelon plushie.

[@kimnamjooniemoni2221]

That's gonna be awesome 🤣

[@tracyperez1755]

The baby can be a watermelon for it's first Halloween!

[@_Fizel_]

Oh man I wished I had seen this comment earlier! This would be the best running joke ever as long as Alex is fine with it.

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

She could probably get one at the watermelon festival in Rush Springs, Oklahoma.

[@Nukemom1952]

I hope she doesn't get a square one!

[@nemo7782]

Sharon's voice is enough to make jamming ice picks in both ears seem like a viable option to escape having to hear her..

[@cyndicook7755]

Sharon sounds like my 10 year old granddaughter.

[@Tokuecuador]

I like the part when the horrible mother ran away, I think it's a very realistic reaction from a narcissitic mother.

[@DREADHEADYABOSS]

Good grief!!! That mother and sister are both a few french fries short of a Happy Meal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AC-ni4gt]

I think they are not just missing the french fries. They are also missing the toy and the sauces too.

[@melrobertson2743]

Burnt-out light bulbs are brighter than those two

[@tammyminder833]

Hell yeah 😂😂

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

They are definitely not firing on all cylinders. Personally, they both have 4 cylinder brains and 8 cylinder mouths.

[@bronwentillman8385]

I was gonna say they were missing the box

[@paccel2285]

Ruth: "I'm totally single...no fiancé or boyfriend." Rinse, lather and repeat for 10 months Sharon: You tricked me into thinking you were the bride!

[@JohannaNazareen1225]

Ok, who left the psychiatric ward door unlocked again?! See what you've done now?! So, what did she plan to do? Keep carying the wattermelon under her clothes until it rottens and smell? Or until she gives birth to little wattermelon? 😅😅 Even if she has a boyfriend, it doesn't mean he will marry her. You cant make him do nothing. And you cant lock him in the mariage with kids either. One of my uncles got divorced 2 times leaving behind all together 6 kids. 4 from the first mariage and 2 from the second. You dont get to order to nobody And their mother is also crazy. She is the one that sister got that from.

[@jaclynsanture6643]

Op should have said 'the villege called, they want their idolit back'

[@sgtchris1000]

Sorry I was on my smoke break and forgot to lock the door

[@JohannaNazareen1225]

@@sgtchris1000 Well, look what happend 🤣🤣next time open the window when you smoke

[@aurawilming6047]

OKay but from Alex perspective tho....You have been planning a wedding for a year, surprisingly everything is going perfectly, you're standing at the altar, your husband to be is teary eyed because you're in a *gasp* dress...suddenly a complete stranger barges in, claims to be pregnant by you, the bride, drops a watermelon from under her shirt and then books it out of there with security on her heels. The only reason the ceremony would have to be canceled is because after 20 seconds of shock and confusion, everyone including the officiant had incontrollable giggles for the next couple of hours, you know, the kind where as soon as you manage to compose yourself someone in the party snorts and sets everyone off again.

[@aurawilming6047]

Maybe I should make a channel where it's all the texts from the 3rd party bystanders of these stories texting their BBFs "Bruh, you never guess what just happened!"

[@demonkitties9672]

THAT HAPPENED TO ME AND MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY AT MY UNCLES FUNERAL!!!!!😂😂😂 It's OK we never met the guy didn't know we had an uncle named erric(yes spelled like that) till the day of the funeral my mom burped in the middle of the service and we tried so hard not to laugh at our moms mortified face

[@alicecarroll4711]

​@@aurawilming6047please do it😂😂😂

[@Jerseybytes2]

I almost wish this happened during my wedding. In my case, I was the one with the uncontrollable attack of the giggles. both during the marriage and a week earlier when we applied for the marriage license. I blame hubby for the wedding giggles tho. I was doing so well up to then.

[@demonkitties9672]

@Jerseybytes2 ok u can't say this and not elaborate I needs to know the story

[@Jenifer_R_]

😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Whoever wrote this deserves a bouquet of roses.

[@curtisberard7831]

I hear you're getting married with my or Sharon's permission. I won't allow it. Me:Your permission is neither requested nor required.

[@jaclynsanture6643]

Yes, Op should gave Told her parnets and sister that

[@curtisberard7831]

@@jaclynsanture6643 Thank you. Most people don't comment on my witty retort.

[@jaclynsanture6643]

@@curtisberard7831 You are welcome

[@nannamoates2518]

I love the way the timeline is said out loud for those of us listening while driving.

[@ewilliamson488]

I started to listen to the stories while driving. All I hear are the dings between scenes.

[@jesscharles1512]

This story cracks me up I don't know how OP isn't laughing her ass off at her crazy sister and mother. 😅😅😅😅

[@samtrujillojr]

Really like these SHORT stories!

[@nannamoates2518]

Ask for a fee for canceling this nonexistent wedding.

[@kimnamjooniemoni2221]

🙄

[@sandrasausville9103]

Can't wait to see my imaginary niece or nephew 😂

[@66DoodleGal]

If I was Ruth, I wouldn’t say anything. I’d just sit back and watch the carnage unfold

[@crimsonmoon78]

"Let there be carnage!" Loved that movie by the way! 😁If you get the reference.

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

​@@crimsonmoon78 Venom 2. And I would be playing "Carnage In The Temple Of The Damned" by Deicide while the carnage was going on.

[@samanthafairweather9186]

@ Millennium Zero. Venom 2. Best movie Ive seen in ages! Took my son and nephew to see it, and they thought it was great. My nephew, who was 8 at the time, thought it was funny. He's a bit of a weirdo. Adorable, but weird!!

[@ianmoseley9910]

Can't help feeling an attempt to enquire why she thought there was a wedding in the first place might have short-circuited matters; rather than a simple denial.

[@jeanglendinning1860]

in the past the eldest sister had to be married first before younger sisters were allowed to marry.Also very often the youngest daughter was required to stay single to look after aging parents

[@tammyminder833]

Exactly

[@carolinestarr5598]

How long ago was this, in the 1800s?

[@jeanglendinning1860]

@@carolinestarr5598 in the U.K. it lasted until the beginning of the 20th cenruary

[@susanhansen1290]

Which century?

[@jeanglendinning1860]

@@susanhansen1290 until the early 20th century, one of my great aunts never married, she stayed single to look after her mother who died in 1955 at the age of 93

[@linda-0587]

My lungs hurt *FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH!!!* 🤣🤣🤣. *wheeze*

[@tigerqueen007]

The stupidity of the mother and Sharon was absolutely outrageous!

[@tricorvus2673]

STUPendous, lol. Now I know where the word comes from.

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

You can't accidentally crash a wedding. It's considered to be premeditated

[@sandrasausville9103]

There's absolutely no order for anything in life and where does this child get the idea?? Sis and Mom are both out of their minds. Just block the morons and live your life

[@ire1398]

“Don’t EVER speak to your mother like that young lady!” I am a grown ass woman and will talk to whomever I want however I want. I can take the consequences. My mother tried to slap me once when I was 19. I sprained her wrist.

[@sugakookie7985]

So mom raised one of her daughters to be an entitled brat the other a scapegoat, then when she lost control of the former ran out on the latter

[@YDV669]

I see, it all makes perfect sense now. Ruth is marrying, oh what's the guy's name? Michael McDoesntExist.

[@bronwentillman8385]

Brat: "I found a 100% foolproof guaranteed way of getting married before you" Me: "Oh, good gravy, you met Cousin Wilbert at the family reunion....."

[@susanhansen1290]

When I hear working like a dog I tend to wonder, A sheepdog, Saint Bernard rescue dog, police dog, lap dog, guard dog, fetching and carrying? what other jobs do dogs do?

[@susanhansen1290]

Sled dog, circus clown dog?

[@jonborchardt5548]

Looks like SOMEBODY took a certain Tracy Byrd song title ("Watermelon Crawl") a little TOO seriously!

[@janbentzen6814]

Getting married doesn't mean you live happily ever after.

[@AC-ni4gt]

I've already seen couples who are like warring natural disasters after the wedding day....

[@JCC_1975]

Sounds like a free ride to crazy town 🤦🤣

[@ire1398]

I will talk to my mother HOWEVER I DAMN WANT TO. My mother learned that the hard way when I was 19. I ‘talked back to her’, she swung at me, I sprained her wrist. It’s never happened again.

[@piyaroq8189]

My apologies but...how old is her sister again? Sounds like she's 8 years old....acting like one too. (Uh hey, VA did a good job, btw) ....it's just....bruh...the fam is weird.

[@tasiashiraori]

Akane did acting like a kindergaten so..

[@ianmoseley9910]

So pregnant, her watermelon broke on the spot!

[@tammyminder833]

😂😂

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

How is she not thinking about the wedding she knows about for tomorrow, not be part of the same.

[@Chriselda89]

I really don’t like their really are people that really believe there’s a “proper” order in getting married! My oldest did get married 1st then my little sister next, I just have a BF. This is just ridiculous.

[@cindybreweramanda188]

Happy Thursday Everyone from Tacoma Washington!( Stay Safe)

[@d.p.9890]

Not from Tacoma Washington but want to wish you all a happy Thursday. Have a fantastic day.

[@cindybreweramanda188]

@@d.p.9890 💞🤗

[@heatheraucoin5832]

Now explain how can Alex impregnate Sharon. 😂

[@tammyminder833]

😂😂

[@sandrasausville9103]

Turkey baster LoL 🤣

[@dragonyami]

Who wears a jumper to a wedding lmao And what was her follow up plan for if she somehow did manage to succeed?

[@jyvben1520]

working like a dog, on a chain ,guarding a gate, or pulling a fish-cart thru the streets ? or running after a fake mammal at the racetrack ?

[@danielh6015]

First there was no reason to stop the wedding. They could have continued. Also, all the sister has to do is file for bankruptcy and never have to pay a dime

[@barbarameyer649]

What's with the obsession with getting married first?

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

She was warned to do her research

[@ellenosceola5707]

This is definitely a five year old 😂

[@warrirornunluv801]

Do the sister and the mom have eyes when reading the text? Ears when talking on the phone?

[@tammyminder833]

I was thinking the same thing

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

Where did the sister see OP and Alex's name together for a wedding on this date, time, and location?

[@tatyannaharper585]

Alex isn't just a name for ♂️. It's a name for ♀️ too.

[@danielclaw]

On my god!!! I cannot even imagine what it be like to have a sister or a mother like Sharon and the mother. I would cut ties with them for their foolishness.

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

I don't want a place in this family

[@ontengh6599]

Thats funny.watermelon.and it even funnny if she accuse outloud alex impregnant her when it clear lly that impossible . That is wedding to remember

[@audreygoode9321]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤨

[@AC-ni4gt]

Hear hear. They really did it hard.

[@kimplasket4771]

she doesn't even sound old enough to get married!!!

[@66DoodleGal]

Of Sharon is so beautiful then why isn’t she in a relationship already?

[@jameygroves8561]

Well, as long as she keeps her mouth shut, she has a shot. But the moment she begins to speak....

[@tammyminder833]

That's what I was thinking

[@Mrwillie95]

I would have change my number so the mother and sister so they couldn’t contact her

[@deannabelcher4245]

Really does it matter who gets married first out of younger or older broth or sisters or friends like does it really matter my older brother and my both if my younger sister got married before me and im happy for them and not are they married but have cute little babys too that i adore and love very much so it dont matter who gets married first as long as my sibling are happy and comfortable with there loved ones and im happy for them and i love being single with no kids because i got my siblings kids as my own kids so yeah im happy for them and im liveing with my parents so i can help them out and take care of them in there old days so please people if you have older or younger siblings please dont take there wifes or husband from them dont cheat with them just be happy for them if tgey marry before you just be happy and love and support them because you too will get your happy ending too trust me you will

[@JacquelynAustin-rq6fz]

It should be illegal to have that voice Sharon!!!

[@tricorvus2673]

Sharon's baby IS that of the fiance. He's imaginary, and so is her pregnancy.

[@azamarabear]

Entertaining

[@deborahwright8031]

Talk about ppl not listening !

[@keithperdue4993]

Uhh, what 3rd world country is it normal to "give your fiancee to your sister"? Very strange custom.

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

Did mom know about the watermelon?

[@marywray6046]

I wouldn't change the way i dress for anyone, people like sharon need to get a grip and research their dirty deeds and victims before someone hurts you. People need to mind their own damn business bc this is outrageous that grown ass adults would act this way. The world is not your stage and the only one that truly thinks your special, the rest just tell you what you want to hear so you shutup, but thats not the way to go about it, they figure it out and never shutup then. I mean how much more annoying can one class of people be

[@laustpeternielsen-norman9569]

Thus was funny😂

[@annecohen8927]

I’m gonna disagree with Sharon. But the tradition dictates that the eldest child is the first one to get married, and the last child to be married last. It doesn’t matter if cuteness counts, it doesn’t really count since maturity does count in order for one to be completely independent of the parents he or she was once raised. Sharon’s lack of maturity including intelligence, and self discipline is the reason why she isn’t yet considered marriage material like her older sister, Ruthie, who is already ready to start her life with her new partner, who eventually will already become her husband.

[@jaclynsanture6643]

My younger brother got married first, my older sister by three years and myself are still single, she and I are just picky about men

[@susanhansen1290]

Some tradition is just habit in some families and no longer has any meaning.

[@georgiannmartinez8547]

Mom should have been responsible also since she helped crazy sister plan that disaster.

[@KendraWood-o3e]

Delulu Island for sure 😂😂😂😂

[@Gah2Kylie]

Looney Toons! Lol 😅😂

[@thecornettmultiverse]

“What else was I gonna do, stay for the buffet?” Not that I’m encouraging running from the cops, but Sharon does have a point; someone in her position likely wouldn’t have stuck around if the opportunity to flee presented themselves.

[@cj-scorpio7225]

I gotta admit, nice plot twist. Also have to agree in what world would it be ok to tell your daughter to give her man to her sister? Or am I just to square to know what’s happening with the younger generation?

[@DjGacha2006]

Whats the point in getting married first anyway??

[@66DoodleGal]

Show of power

[@crimsonmoon78]

I know right? It's shouldn't be a competition in the first place. It just seems odd.

[@sophiefrankis9476]

"RUTH! HOW COULD YOU!"

[@sgtchris1000]

Did Sharon really use the watermelon pregnancy trick? Who even falls for that?

[@savvystarfire6667]

the mother sounds drunk😂

[@lorifiedler13]

Could have cut this off if she had just agree to break up with her "boyfriend".

[@melodythomas7604]

She should've been gay

[@66DoodleGal]

Aw that would’ve been epic

[@martidee3305]

Neurologically challenged comes to mind.

[@leondillon8723]

For a little while, I thought that it might be another same name deal. According to KZbin there is about 30 men with my name.

[@JesusKreist]

Entertaining but completely nonsensical story. You don't cancel a wedding because a moron tried interrupting it and in the scuffle dropped a watermelon with which she tried to play pregnant. Not to mention that "Sharon" would have needed to overcome the security guards on her way in and not after her "performance art". Well if the guests and the priest can't stop giggling about the complete absurdity of the comedian performance maybe a pause is in order. But canceling? No. For this story to make sense there is a major issue needed you did not include. Regardless it was not very well written and poorly researched. I've seen a number of your videos and all of them stretch the "suspension of disbelief" to some degree. This one "only" took the first spot.

[@YDV669]

Didn't it say that Sharon's "water" broke? I mean, all that "blood" might be traumatizing to people.

[@sailorathena17]

Okay Sharon did you leave the mental hospital again?! Ruth wasn’t in a Relationship or Engaged! So why are you blaming her for something you did!

[@gregwilson7818]

Curious - I have seen this theme in many of these fake stories - but is it really a big thing in Asian Culture? Is the order of which siblings get married important?

[@lenchanterose7180]

TBH, I wouldn't surprised if Sharon's nowhere near as beautiful as her and her mom make it seem.

[@twiceshy9773]

And this story has been done, just tweaked a bit with the watermelon

[@tracerico557]

Idc who gets married 1st. My sister got married then my brother did and they both younger than me. My sil and bil said omg we got married before your sister. She is going to be very sad. My siblings told them she (me) didn't care about it. She likes being single her choice not ours.

[@debbyvibbert3177]

Sweetie you are ruining own life.

[@Canada-j6r]

Sharon sound like a whiny 10 year old. They should wait till they get in their teens

[@priscillavalentine5036]

Sharon and her mother are so immature.

[@Nukemom1952]

Okay, what the h*ll is the deal with "cuteness?" Is appearance all that matters to these storytellers? And what constitutes cuteness anyway? What happens to "cute" people when they age? In my experience, cute doesn't last much past high school; if you try to milk it past your early twenties, it becomes a tired routine that has no place in real life. And do husbands say to peers, "I'd like you to meet my cute wife"? Can you imagine going up to a CEO and saying, "This is my wife. She's cute." That just sounds so wrong! I know there are culteral differences at play here, but the cuteness thing is pointless to the story, unless that's the only personality trait existing.

[@rollothecat2010]

Oh, I have watched this one before. I enjoyed it so I will watch again. A pair of idiots. What part of "I am single" do they not understand? Mother calls Ruth a liar but the real liars are mommy and Sharon.

[@mgsporty]

Why do these younger sisters sound about 13?

[@tammyminder833]

Damnnnnnnn i promise this is why I drink watching this stories 😂😂

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

Do people not talk to each other?

[@mdee9337]

Is she's that pretty, how come she's unwanted

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

Is she really in a relationship with a Alex?

[@kdeville87]

Go ahead and giver her a homeless man he would be happy

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

Ask his name

[@bbtfan7957]

Do people this delusional exist in real life?

[@SelenaJarvis-Jordan]

Why do people act on only a hunch?

[@Grimmarox]

PLEASE MAKE THE VOICES STOP. MY EAR ARE BLEEDING 😢

[@CDunfee-p8m]

Ur sister is not with it

[@CURLYCLOWN01]

Bad Language, will not listen.

[@brendagallaher8933]

You received a thumbs down because you use God's name as a curse word.

[@winpapes3120]

Why do you feel it necessary to use God's name in vain.

[@AC-ni4gt]

People aren't the most caring when it comes to doing that. I have nothing against it despite internally flinching.