Aqua's worst bullying as she is forced to socialise on her birthday (which everyone forgets)

fun fact: not a single person remembered her birthday on time in Holo, except for Marine who instead just roasted the hell out of her lol
Today antisocial onion tries to chat with people and make new friends. Surely she will succeed!
I was considering putting music over it, but it just felt so much more awkward without it.
Note: I accidentally switched the spelling of mom to "mum" (australian english spelling) but they're the same thing, my bad
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Source: • 【逆凸】誕生日。ずっと待ってるだけじゃ、ダメ...
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@HoushouMarine @MinatoAqua @YukihanaLamy @ShiroganeNoel @TokoyamiTowa @HoshimachiSuisei

[@m3t3or]

I'm pretty sure Aqua is talking about SAO here. 5:37

[@Nekomikuri]

Yeah that definitely makes more sense. S A O sounds just like essay wo. I remember thinking it was weird that they said yaru for that, but I forgot SAO existed

[@Karsh.]

@@Nekomikuri "I forgot SAO existed" I commend your brain

[@justinli826]

​@@Karsh.Ikr, wish I could forget it existed. Then again, the abridged parody by SWE was an absolute banger, so maybe I'd like to not forget that.

[@rampaging_teddy]

And just after that I think she said "world line" and not "universe", the steins gate reference

[@zouhi6716]

@@Karsh. SAO Alicization is actually quite good. You don't even need background information really. The OST is godly as well. Kirito is still really bad as an MC but most of the show actually puts him out of the picture or has another, waaaay better side MC to fill his uninterestingness.

[@yamiRic]

Fun fact : every year during Aqua's birthday, some Hololive members always have an off-collab dinner meeting, celebrating Aqua's birthday without inviting her.

[@Nekomikuri]

Another fun fact (which is also briefly explained here.) Lamy one day decided to just move in to the same condo as Marine. I'm pretty sure a few Hololive members have moved there, and marine even tried convincing pekora to come when pekora was moving. This is part of why they always gather and don't invite Aqua, it's just that they are all chilling and not intentionally excluding her lol It's a bit of a common inside joke, and was even done during the sports fes (they celebrated without aqua)

[@Razorcarl]

Shit you're right lmao

[@DelphinSquared]

​@@Nekomikuriwell it is HoloHouse 2.0. Wouldn't expect Introverts like Pekora and Aqua to move into the same building.

[@ErebosGR]

@@Nekomikuri lol imagine your own mother hogging your friends on your birthday 🤣

[@peshtoast]

Yes, this is the perfect way to celebrate an introverts birthday

[@LuizFelipe-lk1hs]

Marine: "you will call the same people again won't you?" Aqua: "no I won't" Aqua proceeds to call the same people again

[@yuukirin42]

The only ones that came to your birthday party are your mom's work friend and they are most well known as useless drunkards. Senchou's acting is freaking top notch.

[@01100101011100100111]

Towa: "My hands are sticky but not from sweat because _idols don't sweat,_ got it?" Also Towa: "Sorry I forgot about our call Aqua, I was cleaning a toilet."

[@marcusclark1339]

Marine never misses a beat LMAO

[@Jairoppi]

3:55 It always cracks me up whenever Marine randomly enters LowTierPirate mode, without warning she just violates tf outta anyone lmao

[@Nekomikuri]

I need you to share more moments like that

[@nauchx]

LowTierPirate 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@silverhando]

YOU SHOULD MAKE FRIEND NOW

[@anshiin]

I love how Lowtiergod is just synonymous with "Roasting the abcde FUCK" out someone

[@imstupid880]

Oh lawd she poppin off

[@rdxzero]

omfg LOL the role play by Marine is just perfect. 😂😂😂

[@zhelmd]

Roleplay? Oka-san is dead serious 😊

[@user-yd2ye2uh2c]

​@@zhelmdoba-chan*

[@justinli826]

​​@@user-yd2ye2uh2cHey hey, she raised Aqua all by herself aite, she might be oba-chan, but that doesn't mean she's not her real mother.

[@user-yd2ye2uh2c]

@@justinli826 she can be both

[@tptcx]

marine remembering her call in stream and using it to roast the hell out of aqua vs startend in the middle of doing chores getting spam call by aqua because they forgot about her call in stream aqua lost completely lmfao

[@sayohikawa6911]

Even sociable people like Lamy and Noel coudn't hold a conversation with Aqua. Now i feel more impressive about Suisei and Subaru communating skill

[@Tsukinotaku]

Subaru's part is hilarious since she had the msot issues at first scaring almost every members in hololive with her extroverted personality

[@CandleWisp]

​@@Tsukinotaku Congratulations! You are no longer alone. Please do not resist🙃

[@blurqeqoherds]

"All you ever talk about is how you have no friends. You know nobody gives a shit about your being alone or whatever, right? How about you take some interest in other people, so you can get some friends?" The killing blow to introverts...

[@pogituna]

Noel was indeed the kind mama lol

[@SilverScizor753]

lmao Marine really just eviscerated her on her own birthday Thanks for the subs!

[@XykloneHL]

The Marine hell sure has evolved over the years for Aqua

[@josefarias5216]

I see the crippling social anxiety reformation plan also known as the "Minato Aqua Project" is going strong...

[@justadummy8076]

MAP? You know what that means, right? 😂

[@snailthelostcow63]

Bro, Towa legit hang up just to adjust to her "service smile" and call back lmao

[@barelyabear7956]

Aqu-tan just couldn’t catch a break 😔

[@Busterimu]

3:55 i died at the third boom

[@notsoptimistic]

she's going OFF nonstop, brings back my ptsd from back home ngl LMAO

[@ryouo5950]

That's my favorite part.

[@harurosech.4848]

Frieren vs Aura vibes

[@coolcalmwhisper-go3tz]

An introverts biggest nightmare. To feel like every friend you have will all turn and be dismissive towards you at the same time. This was hard to watch even as a joke.

[@cyberdsaiyan]

9:39 : Aqua's new song is "A girl loved by 'Aim'", Towa's confusing it as "Aim Girl".

[@qfeuille3]

Aqutan normally does normal call-ins (凸待ち), this was her first reverse call-in (逆凸) actually. Albeit, the pre-arranged type. She said she's doing reverse call-in because she wanted to chat with people she's not talked to in a while, i.e. Ririmu and Shiina. (looking forward to the next NASS collab) Reverse call-ins are actually meant for calling people you don't normally talk to, but Aqutan only contacted people she's common chats with, so I think they bully her for that... especially Subaru who was supposed to be called at 35 mins, but wasn't ready, thinking it was tomorrow. 5:37 Back in Lamy's no-appointment reverse call-in for 800k subscribers countdown about 2 years ago, Aqutan and Lamy were having a little skit on who should be Kirito from SAO.

[@ismael_pequodius]

Perplexed and angy Aqua is the best Aqua. Thanks for the clip!

[@zyrameow]

Towa wished her birthday and even did the cute voice... That's an Aqua W !!

[@Kaimax61]

Aqu-tan at this point is just a masochist. XD

[@soalce]

When you realize Aqua's actually the highest seniority among them lmao

[@nyansudo1464]

Extra context for Marine being angy at the beginning: Aqua made a joke saying that the Ohagi is expired just like Marine. 9:38 Towa is saying "Aim... Aim の Girl", referring to her new song エイムに愛されしガール

[@Nekomikuri]

Yeah I saw that joke but I prob skipped it because it would require more context (marine gave her that thing a while ago or something) and even I wasn't so sure

[@RuneBrowndong]

this is the most awkward interaction ive seen in my life 💀💀

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Aqua in a nutshell lmao

[@Meonium]

That means you haven't watch enough clips of Aqua interacting with others lol

[@tsukinoyuki]

If this is the most awkward interaction you've seen, that means you haven't seen the collab between Aqua and Ayame where those two were left by themselves by Subaru to interact with each other.

[@Kurobane.11]

I guess you haven't seen the legendary convo between Taka Radjiman & Noraneko

[@twopunchman9598]

Always funny to me hearing this from Marine, because I always get the impression she's at least *partially* serious when criticizing Aqua - wanting friends is nice and all, but like most good things, friends generally don't fall from the sky because you asked for them. It's like she pokes fun at Aqua while also genuinely giving her advice, in such a way where she can be utterly scathing about it without actually hurting Aqua's feelings. The "why are we together" bit, for example: Marine is basically saying she just went "hey guys, you live nearby, wanna come over", which is something Aqua *doesn't* do, despite having a number of people who'd probably be happy to if she asked, and it's kinda... well, there's not much point in making more friends if you can barely manage to talk with half the ones you already have.

[@Eiensakura]

It's like expecting a problem to resolve itself without putting in effort. The world simply doesn't work that way, much to Aqutan's friend-finding misadventures.

[@hx5525]

Doesn’t Marine have a younger sister with a similarish personality? Marine has experience.

[@tiltead0319]

this bit is actually really good and it hits when you are an introvert, im sure they didnt intend to leave a message of any kind but the thing about nobody giving a shit if you dont have friends and that you actually have to do something about it is real as fuck

[@gruntfrostwolf]

@@hx5525 She has an elder sister, yeah.

[@Acceleration50]

this hits like a truck for me

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

🤣 Marine is EXACTLY the kind of mama that mega-awkward Aqua needs tbh. It's great to see her blast off like this. Fantastic

[@pyshrub]

I watched a clip of this earlier, but it only showed Towa and Suisei. Nice to see the full experience

[@FaalFeim]

Polka also remembered and called in, but left very quickly after being told that it was a reverse call in stream that she needed to reserve a time slot for.

[@marcelostalker]

Sui-chan aside, she has seniority over all these people, but gets no respect. Why is Aqua so damn fun to bully? She's such a lovely onion.

[@ceanuceanuceanuceanuceanuc4320]

She actually joined hololive first even before suichan. (Granted suichan has been streaming for a bit longer before hololive). So in hololive senpai-kouhai dynamics, she actually should still be suisei's senpai.

[@hollow8136]

​@@ceanuceanuceanuceanuceanuc4320They actually argued about this before on a radio show, and if I remember right they did conclude that Suisei is technically the Senpai. Suisei still occasionally calls Aqua her "Hololive senpai" as a joke though. Just to poke fun at Aqua.

[@suivirusch5959]

​@@hollow8136Pretty much, most Holomems usually views Suisei as senpai since they're counting her Vtuber debut (which is only days after Roboco and a month after Sora) instead of her Hololive debut

[@makaijin]

@@suivirusch5959 Counting Suisei from her indie vtuber debut actually makes sense, since she's the only one that kept her identity when she joined Hololive. If you look at it from another angle, it's more like she transferred to cover corp because she technially didn't "reincarnate", so her progress during indie Suisei shouldn't be discarded.

[@blurqeqoherds]

Just like Rodney Dangerfield. If only she could adjust her tie, maybe Aqu-tan could fight back.

[@HeathenHacks]

It's like a repeat of last year, when Senchou's friends and acquaintances also called. lol.

[@saitokazuta3887]

Thanks for the translation man I've been looking for this

[@teguhharyadi7741]

maybe someday near the future Aqutan would finally got tired of not getting invited to offcollab party/meeting everytime she having a birthday party and Aqutan will ask holomem to invite her to the party maybe the holomem is doing the reverse logic to Aqutan

[@Cosmo-_-]

Man, Marine really has a talent at playing the overbearing mother lol

[@DelphinSquared]

I never saw the whole thing before this video. But All 5 of them should do the surprise birthday thing of treating her with love instead of just bullying her. While she thinks They will bully her again.

[@yuukirin42]

4:07 I think Senchou said: "tomodachi inai jiman ha mou ii kara" you can stop bragging about having no friend.

[@danzelsiew7338]

baqua's inner gremlin coming out after dealing with everybodys bullshit 10:20

[@Dracos210]

As a fellow introvert i very much felt that awkward conversation :< poor Aqua can't get relaxed even at her birthday xD

[@dsagent]

Marine talks so fast even while learning Japanese I can't keep up.

[@vallejomach6721]

Can leave tire marks on your eardrums that woman.

[@infected1769]

All I can say is git gud😂😂😂 This is certainly on the fast side even for a native speaker though so don’t worry

[@Harry94074]

My Onion Oshi Can't Possibly Be This ̶Aw̶k̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ Cute

[@joshuamayb4480]

Man, the sound effect timing was really good!

[@dragothdarqlaw156]

To be fair senchou is old enough to be aqua's mother.

[@beegtea]

Congratulations 👏 Congratulations 👏 Congratulations 👏

[@PancakesTsuki]

Towa cleaning the toilet more important then aqua birthday poor aqua TwT

[@Linkingx2]

this is just pain, hope its all just for the act and they hug it out

[@berthomahendra1146]

oh my god this is so painful, i'm an introvert but her introversion on another level.

[@RailGun256]

Of all of the members, Aqua is probably the one i sympathize most with as a massive introvert. This tracks

[@sanshikaien2888]

editor is 1000/10 on his work

[@xellossm8444]

Aqua has admitted being literally rl Bocchi. At least StartEnd members talked to her....lol

[@Xemphas]

Noel's such a sweet heart, Towa as well 😊

[@thiz_nuts314]

This was just a stream to check how many holomem forgot about aqua's birthday, very fun stream

[@tuliomesquita1294]

ngl, i agree with every single point that Marine made lol

[@justaloaf2698]

Marine is so funny i swear

[@Meonium]

Poor Onyan, she's so fun to bully lol

[@bankkunarak]

marine is so savage lol

[@uwu_888]

I like the meme sound here, give the hype

[@PowerSynopsis]

In today's reverse-challenge, they try to make an onion cry.

[@redcomn]

0:44 i think it’s Aeon Mall which used to be called JUSCO during my childhood

[@HoushouKaizokudanclips]

she must be protected at all cost

[@rizkyarap]

Look, I'm here not to judge aqua or anything but I agree with what Marine said here. I know marine said it jokingly but unless aqua put more effort to lower her "wall" around her and try to take an active role in socialising nothing will change. It gets tiring even for your most supportive friend when you keep rising your barrier up year after year. I mean this phone calls alone were awkward as hell

[@Wolf-fighter]

youre pretty much simply only idiots . she told enough of times how she meets others outside or stuff like that. because they tell then in one stream that shit you think thats how it is despite that previous stuff contradicted it (on top that she had enough streams with others as well honestly) then she hangs out with someone like kaguya mea . dude trash like kaguya mea. simply think for once about it . weirdly the people shes closest with except for suisei are marine , kaguya mea and shion . look at what kind of outgoing b*tches these kind of people are. doesnt it strike you as weird or give you the impresion exactly these are the kind of girls who go arround taking guys all the time? you can believe all that bulshit you like i hate that hypocrite shit honestly they should be honest xD lol. but you probably also believe that marine beeing aquas mom crap despite that aquas older than marine even . (at least from what i remember i saw or heard from some vid that shown the age of hololive members, and yes that stuff was exposed already). and newsflash if aqua would really be alone then she activelyx would want that. because theres no way she would be otherwise . shes one of the most popular girls and in my opinion also prettiest in hololive. people already approach her in tons themself >.>. even among vtubers she got fan girls there who would want to be close with her >.>. she weirdly can perfeclty fine talk with strangers in apex as well you know . that should already tell you what bulshit this pretense is m8. put one and one together >.>

[@shibotto]

Brutal

[@saskara6641]

Baqua never change😂

[@Rururararururi]

marine is such entertaining and mood

[@terrencenoran3233]

Bocchi the Aqua's worst nightmare: *Interactive Socialization*

[@pentadunk]

1:26 rap god marine returns

[@Jormunguandr]

red onion can't be this qt

[@konoskubos1641]

>worst bullying >talking to people there is no hope for the Onion is there

[@yarachaz]

dude marine gives off aoi todo vibes from JJK when she made up all those sitations with her and aqua 😭

[@GeofanyAndhika]

I just realize your channel pict is The Faqin Monkey

[@ys2850]

I appreciate Aqua more now

[@RambleOn07]

Wamy: I'm not here. >.>

[@MahdeenSky]

ahhh i remember this Lol

[@pienpien8447]

Cant wait for another version of her (Kanade) birthday be like

[@trexim0201]

"Hang out with the same damn people 😂 every time" 7:00.. poor that introvert, getting annoyed 😂

[@QuayHuongTran]

Henceforth, she shall be known as Minato Aka-chan

[@argonauteathenae7182]

Our Bocch lol

[@tiaraguy7705]

The faster Marine talks, the more winded I get. She goes so fast

[@cyanova]

0:43 I think Senchou is referring to Aeon Mall here

[@Nekomikuri]

Yeah, i just forgot it was speller aeon in English, but I meant to put aeon mall as well

[@madnight1553]

essay? i believe it's SAO which means either she meant they used talk about sword art online or playing/watching it together

[@YuuKiira]

to be honest i also forgot about her birthday stream

[@DashmundHunt]

Ayy these are all people she close close with. Startend

[@BaldAdoDomination]

It's been a long time since I've watch a hololive videos.

[@fethinggakk4185]

MMM bullied onion for dinner, my favorite

[@uuu12343]

Marine: You have NO FRIENDS Noel: "BOKU WA, TOMODACHI!!!"

[@Hell_O7]

3:55 Yamero Marine!!

[@lyras.9161]

Holy Shit, Marine with the full Asian Mom Experience.

[@GADING05_VIPER]

Honestly, even though Aqua Chan is an introvert, that's what makes it a gathering place for people and Aqua isn't invited to join in the conversation lol 😂

[@lukagremory6618]

Aware XD

[@jaywye]

0:43 Aeon Mall

[@g96bento]

0:44 Ion == "Aeon mall"

[@kyonvilain319]

Ayooo. Kiritaqua.

[@imranmasuharu2866]

Marine ❤❤❤❤❤

[@user-wb9og3wq5v]

There's no doubt in my mind that Marine is secretly evil but only to Aqua on Aqua's birthday

[@kmdujgt]

pseudocyesis

[@citizenkyouma]

I don't need more reasons to be scared of marine

[@stayhumble-.-]

a seventeen year old mom? aqua has such a mentally impact and strong parent with no clear issues what so ever

[@yabazyabacoffee]

Seventeen season 6*

[@TheTyas]

Maririn yamena xD w

[@cabbage_cat]

Will you do a highlight of gen 3 game of life?

[@Nekomikuri]

Maaaybe. I did a pekora game of life TL before but it wasn't popular. I assumed this game isn't known in the west and didn't feel like tling

[@cabbage_cat]

@@Nekomikuri I see