My headcanon is that Batman: Dark Tomorrow, Superman: The Man of Steel, and Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis are all in one universe that gets destroyed in a crisis event
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
And their universe would be one people would gladly see destroyed.
@777SasukeUchiha3 жыл бұрын
That universe exists in the Dark Multiverse.
@baronvonsvengoonie17673 жыл бұрын
Basically everything cover on this channel
@Bluejay_Universe3 жыл бұрын
Superman 64 is the prequel to man of steel in that universe
@BeanicusYt2 жыл бұрын
The universe has them all but then a comet hit them all and turned them all stupid
@MattMcMuscles5 жыл бұрын
This is one of those games, that if anyone actually tries to defend it with something like, "This isn't too bad." or "People are too harsh, it's fine!" I would question weather said person, was indeed, human.
@rerez5 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY GETS IT.
@Chud_Bud_Supreme5 жыл бұрын
Hey it's The Switcher!
@ElectricDreamzzzzzzz5 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving Matt
@nukedukem6145 жыл бұрын
HI MATT
@builderman65265 жыл бұрын
IT'S JUST BAD
@KravenSpider5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, underwater Superman 64
@cleyfaye5 жыл бұрын
Litteraly in this case.
@KravenSpider5 жыл бұрын
Cley Faye yes, that’s the joke.
@kasparadorno36475 жыл бұрын
Alolan Superman 64
@YouKnowPipes5 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought
@Blueflag045 жыл бұрын
Except there's no rings
@jamestaylor35755 жыл бұрын
Did you hear? They're rereleasing it in hd as Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis Dolphinitive Edition.
@jasminemiller74854 жыл бұрын
👏 great job. You made me cringe and laugh so much, that I risk drowning in my tears.
@Vlad544_3 жыл бұрын
Dolphinitive and drowning in tears? Stop this jokes about water and stuff.
@HankThePimpHill3 жыл бұрын
@@Vlad544_ H2Oh no! Water jokes!
@Vlad544_3 жыл бұрын
@@HankThePimpHill I feel like breaking a glass after seeing so many water jokes.
@HankThePimpHill3 жыл бұрын
@@Vlad544_ A glass of water?
@songohan33215 жыл бұрын
I must admit, I would have never imagined that the same people are behind all these terrible games. I applaud you for retaining your sanity.
@SwiftNimblefoot5 жыл бұрын
I think they even made a Green Lantern movie game too that seems to have the same terrible mechanisms. And yeah, DC kept hiring this same studio despite negative reviews even back then.
@randomfurrygirl5484 жыл бұрын
Who says they did?
@crispincain16655 жыл бұрын
No one's gonna mention the fact that Aquaman's harpoon claw curls into a fist when fighting? Thus showing that a different character model existed before the harpoon was added.
@Takimeko4 жыл бұрын
The devs were probably going to use the 1994 version of Aquaman, but not use the harpoon hand, then someone at DC was all "Nuh-uh" and forced them to change it last minute.
@LandSharkCorner3 жыл бұрын
Holy I just noticed it xD
@songohan33215 жыл бұрын
All the money went to those hair physics. All $10 of it. It flows like waves of the mighty ocean.
@onometre5 жыл бұрын
honestly the hair is actually pretty high tech for 2003. They really should have put that effort into the actual gameplay
@blakksheep7362 жыл бұрын
Pfffffffffffft.
@flyingfish11385 жыл бұрын
I love these no-nonsense descriptions in his videos.
@robertwoods38715 жыл бұрын
Short and gets straight to the main course. I love it
@Blueflag045 жыл бұрын
Its great
@gryphonphillips56694 жыл бұрын
This isn't no-nonsense it's all nonsense
@flyingfish11384 жыл бұрын
Gryphon Phillips I was talking about the description, which says “Here is a 12 minute video why Aquaman the video game sucks.”
@gryphonphillips56694 жыл бұрын
@@flyingfish1138 We all know that, I'm stateing my opinion that's all.
@bluevioletandlilac5 жыл бұрын
"Orphan brothers!" .. . . . . . . united by Martha.
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"
@ShakShak19994 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 MAAARRRTTTHHHHAAAA
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 I didn't.... YOU did! Why do you ALWAYS think EVERYONE is saying the name "Martha"?! We know, your mother's name was Martha. I must be the only living human being on the fact of earth who actually unironically enjoys both Suicide Squad and Batman V Superman. I'm also NOT going to apologize for enjoying both movies and seeing Suicide Squad twice in theaters either. And I won't apologize for enjoying Batman Vs Superman. Especially because Batman is my favorite DC superhero, and I was glad to see him win the fight. Now, where's my Batman V Superman 2? Hey, dude/lady, if that means you don't want to talk to me anymore because I enjoy movies the general public doesn't, well that would suck, but even then, I STILL won't apologize for liking both of those movies. I legitimately want a sequel to both Suicide Squad and Batman V Superman, as well as the Justice League movie. But, I want them all to be good, and less memey. I still think you're cool regardless though, dude/lady.
@luiszuniga28594 жыл бұрын
and Aquamartha
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
@@luiszuniga2859 There's an Aqua Martha now?
@robertwoods38715 жыл бұрын
"My parents are dead!" - Almost every super-hero ever
@brandonlyon7305 жыл бұрын
Raven would wish she could say that but unfortunately that's not the case with her father.
@robertwoods38715 жыл бұрын
@@brandonlyon730 it IS kinda hard to kill the closest thing DC has to Satan
@nobodyinparticular96405 жыл бұрын
Also like 90% of Disney's characters
@RealmsCrossMyths5 жыл бұрын
Actually, a lot of super heroes just don't mention their parents. Superman and Batman had their parents woven in to their backstory… I think Spider-Man (Marvel) lore briefly mentions his parents, but I forget if they are dead, or just live elsewhere. Hulk's dad is still alive to my knowledge, as are Jimmy Neutron's (if Iron Man and Batman are super heroes, so is J.N.), and Raven's. The parents of the kids in Big Hero Six (movie that came out) are alive. Pretty sure the parents of the Flash, Shazam, and most of the Lantern Corps. are alive. Batman Beyond's Batman's parents might be alive, I'll have to look into that.
@that_deadeyegamer79205 жыл бұрын
@@RealmsCrossMyths my man Peter has dead parents. They were very intelligent scientists that died in a plane crash
@lenhamasaki88695 жыл бұрын
Informational and just plain hilarious, Just Bad Games and the Worst Console series are so entertaining🤣🤣
@Bismuth83X4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that communicating with and controlling sea creatures would actually make for a pretty good game if done correctly: You could summon an octopus or squid to unlock doors, go through tight spaces to get something on the other side, or blind something with ink; summon a crab or lobster to cut stuff; use a whale or dolphin's echolocation or a shark or ray's electromagnetic sense (yeah, that's a thing, look it up) to find stuff; the possibilities are endless and it's a shame they didn't take advantage of this more. I can't imagine why they'd make a game set entirely underwater and then not go out of their way to make it look good! I understand that this is a console generation behind Endless Ocean and its sequel Blue World, but even still, why does everything underwater look so depressing? Have these people never SEEN a coral reef before?
@hahano9586 Жыл бұрын
I've never seen one before.
@Bismuth83X Жыл бұрын
@@hahano9586 Not even in an aquarium or something? Not even in pictures?
@hahano9586 Жыл бұрын
@@Bismuth83X I mean yeah in pictures lol. There aren't any aquariums here to my knowledge... although maybe they've opened new ones up recently? I'll have to check that actually sounds like a fun thing to take the kids to do as well
@malachitep427610 ай бұрын
Aquaman puzzle game... I'd bite!
@loneronin68135 жыл бұрын
Aquaman: "Well you know what they say, there's plenty of mammals on the land." Dolpho: "...I AM a mammal..." Aquaman: … (Dolpho flings himself through a wall)
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
DOLPHO!!!! Where'd ya go, buddy?! Maybe you need to see a therapist? A dolphin therapist? Maybe they can help you with your pent up anger? I've been saying you got to control that, Dolpho! You don't want it to get out of hand. If you let yourself get angry, you're going to lose more than just your wife... I know she was unfaithful, and cheated on you with a shark, but you're focusing your anger on the wrong outlets, my fish friend! You need to focus it on something less stressful, perhaps? I don't know what specifically, Dolpho, but maybe NOT headbutting people or magically and randomly disappearing out of nowhere? I mean, when you did it before, you worried me. I hope your divorce settlement goes better this time, Dolpho...
@Ethan-xq7mi4 жыл бұрын
Dolpho: Damn- I mean yes how wrong of me, I guess my temper is really bad, thanks Aquaman!
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
@@Ethan-xq7mi Sure, no problem, Dolpho. Just remember, there are plenty of mammals in the sea! Or plenty of dolphins in the ocean! I know I've got my own anger problems, but it's not like I don't believe that there are plenty of beautiful ladies out there. You just need to take it easy for a while there, Dolpho. You'll find the right dolphin lady! The one who'll stop screwing you over. I know I haven't found the right lady out there who doesn't mind my problems, but it doesn't mean I'll give up yet. Same to you, my old, aquatic acquaintance!
@zapthewarrior75773 жыл бұрын
@@shawnfields2369 i somehow want this to become a series, it just works somehow
@shawnfields23693 жыл бұрын
@@zapthewarrior7577 Me too... if nothing, I could try and make Aquaman somewhat likeable, and give him and Dolpho, his sidekick, some screen time together as friends and stuff. I mean; Aquaman's got a movie, he was on the Justice League cartoon, both arguably good things. So, this series, would be something to look forward to. Thanks for the idea, dude.
@bobdrantz5 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that Dolpho needs his own game? Dolpho: Revenge Of The *Dolphin Noises*!
@ShadowWingTronix5 жыл бұрын
On a mission to win his wife back after learning the shark is a crime boss.
@HJFHG3 жыл бұрын
I want him in the next Aquaman movie.
@teddy-beargamer6385 Жыл бұрын
He’s like Ecco the Dolphin’s aggro cousin
@mischiefthedegenerateratto74644 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine at 1:52 that instead of crying over their parents, they simply just high fived each other so hard they broke each other's bones
@blakksheep7362 жыл бұрын
You say that, but if that was what happened, it'd only be Batman's bones that broke.
@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 Жыл бұрын
@@blakksheep736 sorry for having fun
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 mild inconvenience is my idea of a good time.
@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 Жыл бұрын
@@blakksheep736 Then keep it to yourself no one needs it
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 but I do it anyway, which is the fun part.
@NakazatoNeptunia5 жыл бұрын
It should be a Trilogy of "Just Bad Games from DC"
@thedarkknightman61505 жыл бұрын
And marvel.
@majorfanboy20055 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkknightman6150 There's no Marvel here right now.
@dunkanbulk145 жыл бұрын
there's still GREEN LANTERN THE GAME!
@Benny-Arts5 жыл бұрын
The first Dolfo(pho?) part straight up made me laugh. Was expecting the dolphin to go through the building, but that reaction was so unexpected
@robbiewalker28314 жыл бұрын
5:58: Building 8:16: Crotch
@YourUncleBenis5 жыл бұрын
I really want to see what Aquaman's hair looks like without animations.
@Channeleven23457895 жыл бұрын
I imagine it would be still and move with the model.
@waltercomunello1215 жыл бұрын
Same thing that happens to Ginormica's hair in the Monster Vs. Aliens cartoon series. It's like a weirdly shaped cardboard box.
@randomfurrygirl5484 жыл бұрын
I was drinking water, then heard Aqua-Man's response to dolpho impaling a guy, and laughed hard enough that water came out my nose
@JustStayingGroovy2 жыл бұрын
You ARE Aquaman!!
@brandonlyon7305 жыл бұрын
Well at least Aquaman can now claim he has a billion-dollar franchise now.
@legoking61655 жыл бұрын
Than he deserves a good videogame. Hopefully by Rocksteady.
@DamontheDemon73 ай бұрын
And the fact that he of ALL DC non-Trinity heroes got a solo movie, after years of being remembered as the lameass nobody who’s most memorable feat of strength is moving FRICKIN GARBAGE!!!…. Really speaks volumes about the DC universe’s superior storytelling techniques!
@Chaos89P5 жыл бұрын
I must admit, that "one-handed hero" joke got me laughing. It might have been the exacerbated delivery, however.
@adrianaslund86052 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone in the thumbnails of ReRez is screaming out of existential fear from finding out that they are characters in a shitty videogame.
@Mate3975 жыл бұрын
The Justice League cartoon's interpretation of how he got his hook hand was much better. He had to cut it off to save his newborn son from dying in lava.
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
Now I remember why I liked the hook hand version of Aquaman. A much better interpretation than the one from this game, thanks for the help, dude.
@Ko700el5 жыл бұрын
lets dive head first into TETRIS.. ohh come on ..., i dont really...fine :( fine :( ....that had my laughing for more than a few secs
@PosthumanHeresy5 жыл бұрын
I hope that whoever worked many, many hours on those hair physics is doing well. No lie, that looks brutal to accomplish at this era.
@batfan19395 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, this version of Aquaman was raised by dolphins. The one following you in the game may well be his mom. No, seriously. He called it _Mom_ or _Mother._ PS: I've seen videos of this game before, and honestly thought it was a N-64 game til you showed the case. The graphics are that bad.
@michaelgrand3462 жыл бұрын
What
@n161612 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgrand346 he said that the character lore of this particular version of Aquaman is that he was raised by dolphins, which I did not know!
@shawnfields2369 Жыл бұрын
@@n16161 And apparently, his mother's a Dolphin, or something? So, this version of Aquaman is either the Water version of "George of the Jungle", or watery Tarzan.
@roadbreach5 жыл бұрын
But I have a few questions: 1. What happens at the end of the game? 2. Why is there a second selectable character at the start of the game? 3. Who is that second selectable character at the start of the game?
@mar_speedman5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go on a limb here, and guess they didn't stick long enough to find out. That or they did, but passed out and lost all memory of it
@softandwet75844 жыл бұрын
@@mar_speedman it's black manta
@mar_speedman4 жыл бұрын
@@softandwet7584 I was talking about the ending, but thanks for the info
@Takimeko4 жыл бұрын
@@mar_speedman The story is pretty much just Batman Dark Tomorrow, but it's Black Manta. And then you fight Black Manta and win.
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
@@Takimeko Does Black Manta get killed by an idiot named Ubu? Or, is there an ending where Black Manta and Aquaman fight each other with swords, and Black Manta stabs Aquaman, and an even worse ending where Black Manta gets up after being defeated, and says, "so shall it be!" Before pulling out a detonator, and blowing up the entirety of Alantis, and Aquaman dramatically screaming out, "NOOOOOOO!" while Black Manta dramatically laughs evilly in the background? Or a "good" ending, where Aquaman wins, Ubu, comes in, throws a sword, Aquaman dodges it, accidentally killing Manta, and then, carrying Manta off to a pool of green Jell-o? And then, end credits? I ask cuz, I've never played this game before, because I enjoy playing games that are both fun AND good, and Aquaman is neither of those, in this game.
@Godzillakingofkaiju15 жыл бұрын
Aquaman's powers in actuality: Superman level strength, speed, and durability. Able to command legions of deep sea creatures telepathically. Able to breathe underwater and swim at speeds up to 150 miles per hour. Can only be hurt by Atlantean forged weapons or the arsenal used by Black Manta. Carries the Trident of Neptune which gives him the power of Poseidon (Greek god of the Sea).
@mexicanbatman81573 жыл бұрын
Do you really have to explain who fricking Poseidon is.
@lowkeymatt5 жыл бұрын
2:55 Aquaman: King of Atlantis and Conquerer of Rogane
@LoveHeartGonzy5 жыл бұрын
i quit
@PearangeProductions3 жыл бұрын
_UUUNNNGGGHH_
@cartmann945 жыл бұрын
Luis, winner of the 2019 Golden Mullet award. 🥇
@popekr15 жыл бұрын
I miss X-Play
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
@@popekr1 The only thing I don't miss from X-Play? The hosts. They were both smug assholes. They were funny occasionally, sure, but I just didn't like them. Especially Adam. What a douche.
@WanArk865 жыл бұрын
Yes, the crappy trinity was finally complete
@tommyjohnson48555 жыл бұрын
It's the Triforce of shitty superhero games
@dunkanbulk145 жыл бұрын
Green Lantern the game says hi
@repulser935 жыл бұрын
Nah, we still need Wonder Woman.
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
@@repulser93 What about The Flash, or Shazam? They need their own shitty superhero games too.
@prodfkamakesmusic3 жыл бұрын
"I think you may need to see a therapist" I'm dead😂😂😂
@AlastorAltruistGaming2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: For those just now entering the world of modern gaming, Aquaman (as of Injustice 2) is voiced by Phil Lamar, who voices Kotal Kahn & Samurai Jack.
@infinityalbi9840 Жыл бұрын
And Hermes from Futurama, Static from Static Shock and John Stewart from the DCAU.
@grim16835 жыл бұрын
I had this game when I was little and I remember not being able to figure out what to do or where to go. I remember the awkward camera control and not being able to control aquaman properly. And I remember the graphics being absolutely terrible.
@raafmaat5 жыл бұрын
hmmmm... i think the graphics in this game were above average for its time
@mar_speedman5 жыл бұрын
@@raafmaat I think it was below average. There were some high graphics games in this era, and even the average graphic were a bit cleaner. (If anything, the hair didn't bug out)
@KesGaming5 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much. And I really appreciate how much effort goes into the production.
@devilmikey005 жыл бұрын
I'd have to say that your hunch that the same people being involved probably has an effect on at least how the games stories are. All three games commit the same sin story wise. You need to be familiar with that character and what was happening in the comics around the time these games came out to know anything otherwise you're going to be completely lost.
@Daedaefer4 жыл бұрын
They probably couldn’t afford proper cutscenes and voice acting
@heldon79515 жыл бұрын
0:19 this is literally a top tier sound clip and I love it
@PointsofData4 жыл бұрын
...the foghorn?
@orvilleredenpiller3384 жыл бұрын
Literally inspired the old X-Plays “Golden Mullet Awards”.
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
Good show, smug douchey, hosts, who were funny sometimes, other times, I just didn't want to listen to them talk, most of the time.
@Tezdude94 жыл бұрын
Batman: Dark Tomorrow, Superman: The Man of Steel, and Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis. I present to you the unholy Trinity!
@2Scribble4 жыл бұрын
2:36 - look at your dolphin - now look at me - now look at your dolphin - NOW LOOK AT ME!!!
@dosdoomguy22855 жыл бұрын
It’s a great Thanksgiving gift, Luis.
@ionman17614 жыл бұрын
Hi doomguy
@tehhypergamer9632 жыл бұрын
My opinion of Aquaman is that he's actually cooler than people might think. I mean with the ability to talk to aquatic life, you command a shark, a megalodon, a mosasaurus, or even the FREAKING KRAKEN! Near invulnerability would be cool too as well, you would be (almost) unkillable. Also with the ability to control the WORLD'S OCEANS will allow you to create tsunamis and maelstroms/whirlpools even bigger and more powerful than any other on the planet. Heck, you could even pull a Moses and part seas with it if you wanted to. Not only that but his trident sprays powerful jets of water. Powerful jets like that can cut through steel in fact, they are used for that exact purpose in real life as they can be used to cut out specific shapes from steel to use for all sorts of things. If a water jet that powerful can cut through steel, then you can definitely bet it will cut through flesh and bone as well, making Aquaman's trident a pretty strong weapon. The general design of him sucks, I mean the short, somewhat curly hair isn't really fitting for someone aqua-themed, neither is the lack of facial hair. His 1994 redesign looks like it makes more sense than his original look. Not only that but what the heck does the generic superhero outfit colored orange and green have to do with anything aquatic? Sure, the suit has fish scales and maybe the green can be compared to seaweed, but it just looks silly. He should be wearing something similar to his evil counterpart, Sea King, who actually looks kind of cool. I'm not saying Aquaman should copy Sea King's outfit directly, just change some things that look like they would make sense for a good character as opposed to an evil character. I know this was a kind of long comment, but I just had to get out everything I actually wanted to say about Aquaman.
@AnimatedTerror5 жыл бұрын
Hook hand worked in the justice league cartoon where his brother tied him and his newborn son to an active sea volcano and he freed on hand but couldn’t free the other and had to rip it off to save him and his son. Then later when the brother is using a device activated by the stolen trident that would melt the ice caps and flood the world. Aquaman knocks him into a ledge. Then instead of helping his brother up, he just picks the trident up and walks away. Then we see the brother fall to his death. Needless to say, I love this cartoon.
@Coburn645 жыл бұрын
Loving this series, Rerez. Simple, easy to understand, and great analysis on how bad games can be.
@user-njyzcip3 жыл бұрын
4:25 aquaman: farts Fish: dies holding a razor How did they come out with this stuff 🤣🤣🤣
@curleyqreviews97933 жыл бұрын
3:01 "Fish want to look like human. Fish join hair club for fish. Fish have hair. Fish happy. Call now."
@thecrowbarfoogle6474 жыл бұрын
3:18 That man is wearing a SUIT OF BACON!
@TheHarDeOne5 жыл бұрын
The editing in this video is fantastic and watching this is worth it alone for that. Everything else is just delicious eye candy and ear butter. Good on you Rerez for getting me fat before I even got to eat my Thanksgiving dinner. GGs.
@ZekeGraal5 жыл бұрын
“Protect the generators” Wait a minute... “GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR!”
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
You're forgetting, "sample obtained", and "obtained sample". Both also from AJ.
@2Scribble4 жыл бұрын
DOLPHO IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR!!!!
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for mentioning aquamans cooler powers. Im glad to see the stink start to finally clear from the characters name
@MrBoilertech5 жыл бұрын
It's just a bad series it's one of the best series on KZbin
@michaelsaunders14007 ай бұрын
0:00 Introduction and Context 2:27 First glimpse of Gamepl- Woah, look at that hair! 3:03 Lazy Cutscenes with proof the budget went into the in-game hair (yeah... the long hair is probably why the devs shouldn't have used Aquaman's redesign) 3:53 Horrible Music and Sound Effects 4:47 Atlantis feels so Bland and Sparse 5:52 All the NPCs NoClip through Everything 6:25 Disorienting Controls 7:05 Combat; No Trident, Mashing Buttons, Game-Breaking Combo System 7:52 Calling for Help from Fish-friends is just as Lazy (why am I saying 'Lazy' a lot?) 8:30 The Game doesn't get any Fresher. 8:50 Submarine Levels 9:48 Glitches and Crashes 10:29 Connections to 'Superman: Man of Steel' and 'Batman: Dark Tomorrow' 11:38 Outro
@RaveRaptor75 жыл бұрын
Actually, this Aquaman isn't based on the 1994 comic redesign, but very close! It's actually based on the Justice League variant where it's not his arm that gotten eaten off, it's where he cut off his own arm to save his kid. The subtle difference is the hand. Rather than the harpoon, it's the hook
@marko-gj1uj5 жыл бұрын
Aquaman was dead inside after this game.
@wannabehistorian3715 жыл бұрын
Your Superhero game reviews are the best. Honestly, the voice acting is the best part.
@ElricSowrd5 жыл бұрын
Again, XPlay even said it was bad. It was even in XPlay's Mullet Awards.
@ElricSowrd5 жыл бұрын
@Raven Darkholm Well Adam Sessler couldn't keep up that long. New people would have to take on the reins.
@planetschlock5 жыл бұрын
The Golden Mullet
@ElricSowrd5 жыл бұрын
@@planetschlock LOL
@dsnein5 жыл бұрын
Otaku_GameFan yep xplay was my first thought. I can still hear Sessler ranting about how the only graphical effort used in the entire game seems to be the mullet. And the no dialogue cut scenes lol.
@ElricSowrd5 жыл бұрын
@@dsnein LOL indeed. But before XPlay, there was Extended Play. That was my only access to see these modern games in action at the time.
@topfranluis12 жыл бұрын
That Tetris joke is golden, how did I forget about it?
@fusionspace1755 жыл бұрын
Hey, the Aquaman hook hand comics were awesome. In fact, they deserved a way better game. Peter David decided to up his telepathy to include talking to stuff like a giant alien skull ship buried under Atlantis, and he led a team of water based heroes to fight off an entire alien invasion all on his own, no jla or Superman needed. He also redefined his morality and made him a badass, like when he hit a US naval base with a tidal wave to free a friend of his they held captive. Aquaman was a boring character and the redesign made him interesting. The hook hand was controlled telepathically and could be a hook, spin like a drill, fire an unbreakable cable that let him swing around like Batman, or morph into a hand shape. Hook hand Aquaman rocks. His origin at the time was simple. Atlanteans feared a prophecy of a blond haired wizard so they abandoned him as a baby on mercy reef to be eaten by sharks. Only his instinctive use of his powers saved him until he was adopted and raised by dolphins. Simple.
@16ktsgamma5 жыл бұрын
Let's talk about the 90's Aquaman on how he got a hook for a hand:Oh so he didn't do anything badass like his DCAU counterpart. Me:Let's talk about the DCAU Aquaman being a total badass by chopping his hand off to save his son.
@ishma21009 ай бұрын
😂 6:10 you know what they say there's plenty of mammals on the surface good one.
@RenegadeJade5 жыл бұрын
Why is everybody on these thumbnails screaming
@vasheal5 жыл бұрын
Because you'd be laughing too if you if you suffered through some of these "games"... lol
@waltercomunello1215 жыл бұрын
Because they don't want to be in these games.
@Blueflag045 жыл бұрын
They want to end their suffering
@HPTeguh4 жыл бұрын
Because IT'S JUST BAD!
@cringeprince93565 жыл бұрын
I would expect playing this...when i was 5
@DkViking15 жыл бұрын
Cringe Prince: In that case, I would call it child abuse! 😁
@maxep1275 жыл бұрын
Love ❤️ just bad episodes make my day 😂🤣keep them coming 👌👍
@alqu63755 жыл бұрын
I do like that the grunts are called “morays”. That’s the only nice thing I can think to say about this game...
@2Scribble4 жыл бұрын
When you can't seem to fight - and the graphics aren't right - that's a moray
@jakimisprime21664 жыл бұрын
7:28 did anyone else notice that his hook hand bends like its trying to make a fist?
@ElectricDreamzzzzzzz5 жыл бұрын
Xplay called they want their worst game ever back
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
They're the ONLY ones who'd want this game back, for any reason.
@FizzleFX4 жыл бұрын
8:35 Awkward or *AQUARD* ;D yeah i am bored too....
@ebonymcclain18053 жыл бұрын
6:18 I can't tell you how many times I've watched this but it kills me everytime.
@QuichePotatoes5 жыл бұрын
the descriptions in these vids get less and less descriptive as time goes on, in this they just said how it is
@goufr35405 жыл бұрын
Damn, I feel old. I remember watching X-Play review this game back on GameCube I think. Probably among their worst games to review since Superman 64.
@RealmsCrossMyths5 жыл бұрын
I clicked this because I thought it was for Starlink: Battle for Atlas. I'm rather tired… But I'm rather glad I put on my glasses and watched the whole video.
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
What does Starlink have to do with Aquaman? Also, what's Starlink, dude/lady?
@desireesmith8624 жыл бұрын
starts at 10:53 what is this background music? I keep hearing it.
@JaggedBird5 жыл бұрын
Even Yugi Moto is staring at him screaming WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR
@MaxiemumKarnage5 жыл бұрын
I got this for Christmas when I was 10, thanks for reminding me Rarez. No no, like actually thank you for reminding me of this ruined Christmas.
@OneToxicPixel5 жыл бұрын
Wow. This game sure sucks. It made me lose orientation so hard when you were desperately trying to determine what is what, I am not sure if I'm still in my home country or on Mars.
@betom0rales8825 жыл бұрын
Omg!!! Love this episode. Entertaining n fun to watch. You guys rock!!!!
@TheGlitched645 жыл бұрын
Orphan brothers! That part absolutely killed me. Much like Batman and Supermans parents.
@majorfanboy20053 жыл бұрын
1:29 Best part of the video begins!
@bertruleshard4 жыл бұрын
These are so well done. Keep making these. This is your thing now. Forever. This is brilliant. All these reviews are the best thing. Please keep doing this.
@robbiewalker28313 жыл бұрын
7:09: Trident Lie-dent.
@brandonnetwork5 жыл бұрын
Was hoping for a full look through the game. Can we have a part 2?
@Orlkov4 жыл бұрын
The dolpho skit killed me
@TalesOfBrandino5 жыл бұрын
You're just tackling all the awful superhero games aren't ya? Happy Turkey Day!
@nym2717 Жыл бұрын
10:10 made me laugh so much harder than it shouldve jwjfjeg
@zachtwilightwindwaker5962 жыл бұрын
7:17 AQUAMAN NEVER USES A TRIDENT IN THIS GAME! Lie-dent.
@artisticprodigy124 жыл бұрын
Sooooooo what you’re telling me is rocksteady should make an aqua man game. Because I’d love to see that, like Arthur’s just starting out to be aquas again and what it means to be an Alantean
@grizzlehatchet110 ай бұрын
10:05 this reminds me of an alternate universe Wolverine who had one had shot off by Cyclops and an Adamantium stump put on to keep his hand from growing back.... Which gave him a secret weapon. His claws grew back inside his forearm and he was able to use them as a last resort to kill, i believe Cyclops, years later.
@shawnfields23696 ай бұрын
So, alternate universe Wolverine kills alternate universe Cyclops with an Adamantium Claw stump hand claws? Did that design of Wolverine at least still keep Logan looking as cool as usual? Also, while Wolverine is awesome and my favorite member of the X-Men, why was Cyclops evil in this universe and why did he blast off Wolverine's hand? Was it on purpose, or was he trying to kill Wolverine?
@JHaru7773 жыл бұрын
Wait, so the comic version of this Aquaman had his hand eaten off by fish? That's... way less cool than the animated version where he cuts it off to save his son.
@WastedGoatFR5 жыл бұрын
11:58 the music is 🔥, name please?🙏
@DawnOfTheOzz4 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of those fart sound effects.
@Imhotep-the-7th4 жыл бұрын
Ok, i watched batman video and thought : thank you guys for playing whatever the hell was that and making a video about it so we don't.. then i watched the superman video and you earned my respect, i liked the video and subscribed to the channel.. now this ? i can't that you enough guys.. honestly, playing one of those three games is enough bad game playing for life.. and you played them all ?!!... also, thank god all the developers didn't join forces and made us a justice league game..
@BLUEWOLFJAPAN4 жыл бұрын
10:00 I will give you full points for that joke.
@gracekim19982 жыл бұрын
Dolpho!!!!! 😂 gosh this is fun…how did I forget to comment? Saw in 2019
@charlii_the_angelКүн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
For being the king of the sea Aquaman's kingdom looks deserted in this game.
@roast-thekamenrider85912 жыл бұрын
4:11 Aquaman: has generic music Rise of Lyric: Hold my Power Glyphs
@mariajimenafigueroa233 Жыл бұрын
You're comment dosen't make scenes, they didn't said that this Aquaman game has the most generic music in a game, they just said that it's has generic music
@onometre5 жыл бұрын
I for one am shocked that a game published by a company best known for its blank cassette tapes didn't end up being good
@Astolfo20013 жыл бұрын
They also made blank DVDs. Source: Me owning a bunch of blank DVDs made by them. But they also published a few terrible Shrek games so I am not surprised with the awfulness of this game at all.
@-GameHacKeR-9 ай бұрын
10:53 what is the background music that starts playing here? I would love to know please
@ZayneFerguson3 жыл бұрын
The dolpho disappearance killed me
@Phoebe544811 ай бұрын
"What if Superman 64 was underwater? This game is the answer to a question no one asked."