ARCADE CABINET UPDATE

WHOEVER SENT THIS, PROBABLY HAD GOOD INTENTIONS. 🐮🔪
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Welcome back to Behind the Cow Chop! Here's the update on the Arcade cabinet you guys have been asking for. Also we receive a mysterious talisman that hopefully won't curse us. But if it does, then oh well. Time to drink more malort!
The following is for those multicultural:
Makabati makali ni ya kawaida sana katika Amerika ya Kaskazini. Mara nyingi hutengenezwa kwa kuni na chuma, karibu urefu wa mita moja au mbili, na jopo la kudhibiti limewekwa kwa mfuatiliaji kwenye ngazi ya juu ya kiuno. Mfuatiliaji huwekwa ndani ya baraza la mawaziri, karibu na kiwango cha jicho. Marquee ni juu yake, na mara nyingi huiangusha.
ARCADE CABINET UPDATE
Thank You 🐮🔪

[@meltycloudy7660]

Whoever sent that initial bottle of Malort hope they realize they had the most influence on the direction of this channel and the sanity of everyone involved.

[@mario41221]

Yatzee

[@yaboi3441]

I believe he bought the merlot when he went to Chicago for ALL IN He brought this pain to himself

[@kuromew3489]

They will litterly kill cowchop via alcohol poisoning and or terrible disgust from the taste

[@dafeg6105]

I remember someone from some central state sending them Malort on a BTCC and saying it was their favorite in a letter.

[@em_birch]

It is kinda weird that we've forgotten the name of the dude who sent the first bottle. Because I can remember it being in a Behind the Cow Chop episode and a letter being read aloud (by Brett), but that's all. Edit: Derp. Guy above me already said that. :p

[@AnthonyRayM122]

Dude, props to that guy who built that arcade cabinet. It looks fucking amazing, and clearly so much effort has been put onto that.

[@highpowwered]

Anthony but not into it.

[@swordude40]

I'm pretty sure Critical Role hasn't announced anything about that arcade cabinet yet so we got em boys

[@Znijik]

Cow Chop giving us that exclusive news on Critical Role.

[@eviebee]

Yeah they defiently havent lmao

[@eviebee]

I take it back, we have seen it. Its in every intro of All Work No Play.

[@highlivin1917]

I tweeted at Marisha asking when we’ll get to see it.

[@zekebraddock7703]

swordude40 they have a video out on it today from their show all work no play

[@splatmat8360]

SCP 429 Object class: Keter Description: a cursed LEGO piece that would go on a castle or something

[@mario41221]

T H E B I G G A Y

[@Vashtorical]

10/10 this is perfect.

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

SplatMat effects: will have a blur on any camera, any human who makes contact will be forced into confusion and paranoia

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Thank god they censored it. anyone who sees it or hears its name will suffer severe mental degredation

[@craigthecrawler5735]

Why is it keter?

[@eliasg8261]

Whoever sent that Malort started their own era of Cow Chop content.

[@pizzadoog]

Ethan Greene James ordered them

[@sass100100]

I think he meant the very first Malort that started the whole meme.

[@soundthrower7563]

alek is like so worried and confused while music is suspense also I want 2 know what is it

[@prod.thvndr]

A piece of wood

[@thatbleak1860]

A piece they used to steal that idea from JA...........

[@TheMilenio300]

The whole bit with the censored LEGO brick made me actually uncomfortable, that shit is cursed.

[@sammysalgado98]

Yeah,and if the person seriously didn't want it opened on video then it couldn't be a joke hoping for a reaction on one

[@polikerski]

Patent pending. They're probably doing a start up business and don't want someone to steal their product

[@legos2011]

From the color and description maybe it looked like a bloody finger bone.

[@RustinBlack]

"dongerang", the word was "dong"-"erang" (dong + boomerang). -that being based on some amateur lip reading and context.

[@molorbuuch4218]

I like how James hyped the arcade machine so much but there was only like 2-3 videos on it and they were all before the machine was actually finished.

[@solidus_cipher1620]

Their reactions were priceless when they saw the Malort

[@Mysticfateee]

I love how Brett tells James to throw one on the floor after he says "they wouldn't break"... and it indeed didn't break, i bet none of them expected that

[@heyphoenix8547]

"Let me open the door for you." What a gentleman.

[@ihavenocontent4u327]

Who’s gonna drink all the malort

[@jackscrub7874]

Criken

[@dapro2524]

Ellen

[@Heroiclink1]

Brett

[@WildWombats]

They're gonna make a giant malort concoction and lord knows what it will be. my guess

[@antler96]

Adam kovic

[@danielfrancis5356]

That opening shot is terrifying!

[@esbsinoweaib]

have to say, i really love how even after all these years that cow chop has been a thing, they still cram random shit in the description in a random language under "the following is for the multicultural". always makes my day

[@BrnDyl]

Nice blur and beep noises dude

[@hazardrider8317]

Sup’ Kung-fu Werewolf

[@BrnDyl]

Hazard Rider found this avi on psn years ago . Cheers dude

[@thejamplan]

Look at these gamers dude

[@TheCartWizard]

lol i shid

[@Hevvvyyy]

Ok this is epic , gamers rise up

[@hakmada]

@Ayo h

[@felixauclairtendland4766]

Guy being dudes

[@TagAll]

Currently in the middle of a large unit shidd

[@sethsylvanis2460]

Almost at 1 Million, that celebration vids gonna be great.

[@KittenDragoonis]

They've been at 900k for fucking ever it's not happening soon

[@xwers1234]

That’s what the Malort is for

[@Cloobornius]

lmfao itll be a solid 9 months at least with the declining growth rates

[@KittenDragoonis]

@@Cloobornius I think they've only gained like 100 subs today, from 909,200ish to 909,300

[@jauxsef]

damn

[@smuffypanda]

Lmfao the beginning of the video I was like "o wow cool immersive experience, James is making us feel like we're there with hi-" Jaymes-"This is all for Matt" Oh

[@highpowwered]

SmuffyPanda ok

[@CoolMoon]

I honestly hope we get an update on what that thing was.

[@replayyrewind]

lol did we

[@HiHelloHi]

@@replayyrewind nope

[@RustinBlack]

"dongerang", the word was "dong"-"erang" (dong + boomerang). -that being based on some amateur lip reading and context.

[@mastermindepsilon9517]

Malort's actually not as bad as you'd think. One of the ingredients is known to kill parasites.

[@sasaki8765]

...? So because one of the ingredients are known to kill something, it's healthy. Alright.

[@dudeman7738]

I dont know how anyone can be anymore sarcastic than hes being and youre still not getting it.

[@apotomus5116]

@@sasaki8765 Ur dum

[@joedirt6212]

Sasaki were not here for a long time were here for a fun time

[@NightlyH]

How dumb can you be to not realize he's being sarcastic? xd

[@myopidodi3058]

About the mysterious item: Dark red/brown/black colour 6:15 Long and thin, with wider ends kind of like a dogs chew bone 6:15 Can be made by hand or CHC machine 6:39 "I was introduced to it by the hot chip episode" 7:12 Begins with "do-" (or don) 6:36 Likely ends in rang 7:36 and because of this the boomerang idea came up 8:15 Likely plastic looking due to the lego pillar piece description 8:07 But it sounded kind of like wood at 8:21

[@RustinBlack]

"dongerang", the word was "dong"-"erang" (dong + boomerang). -that being based on some amateur lip reading and context.

[@Vuadanee]

I love that arcade guy so much, he's just a genuinely calm and kind person doing something he loves

[@megasalty123]

Wow to whoever that sent all those malorts.. i salute ya

[@al-oi8pk]

Im pretty sure james ordered them. James is the true evil

[@nicole_toast]

okay thanks Yeah James said in one videos (I don’t remember which) that he was gonna order more Malort. He’s definition of Chaotic evil

[@kotarodesu_23]

Someone initiated the Malort Era though, James just wanted more smoke

[@HOLYFudgeification]

SHOUTSOUT TO THIS MAN ADAPTING AND OVERCOMING STRUGGLES AND NOW HAS A SICC SHOP AND HAD A GUNS N ROSES SHIRT ON?! MY HERO

[@xXPrincessRyuuXx]

Lindsey and James’ Friendship is what I live for sometimes 💜

[@automickirby]

I never would have thought cow chop and critical role would ever cross paths but I’m amazed that they have in some random way

[@jackscrub7874]

They will forever make guests try the malort.

[@amyamadison-bullock3630]

I am so freaking curious to what that person sent you who said not to open the package on camera likeeeeeee wtf

[@mver191]

Hey u brown suger

[@kingburtonhd3396]

Lmaooo tbh it's probably anal beads or something to do with sex idk lmaoo

[@morganmememachine466]

Dildorang. Dildo boomerang.

[@hightops1290]

your cute🤘

[@About600Jews]

19 Vibez smooth

[@bkdgbasura]

MALORT ERA MALORT ERA MALORT ERA That moment of disassociation at 10:37 is relatable af i wish theyd edited in a PTSD meme also did aleks pull out a walkman?

[@xandolio865]

That guy that's making you the arcade cabinet seems so nice.

[@justseizurealeks]

“We’re happy too to be here” -James 2k18

[@joshuaestrada4870]

The cabinets are very common in North America. Often they are made of wood and steel, about one or two feet long, and the control panel has been placed to the monitor at the top of the waist. The follower is placed in the cabinet, near the eye level. The mark is over it, and it often breaks it out.

[@uncleferriswheel2267]

What did they blur in the box? what the hell is that?

[@GingieBread0]

im not sure?

[@Tyler_x]

its PATeNT PEnDING!

[@QuackyPoo]

big pile of cum Edit: it was probably some weird shit and they don't want people to send more.

[@tylerbabiracki7891]

Because the person who sent it didn't want it on video

[@slopsv]

As Aleks said, it feels like sort of a plastic Lego piece that would be a pillar for a castle set. From them talking about the name, I could piece together that it's called a D(something)rang as Aleks tries to throw it and Brett thought he said "ring". Although the we can piece together part of the name, and what it looks like, we still don't know the purpose of the object.

[@kjdgroove]

THE MALORT ERA NEVER ENDS BABY

[@slick3996]

I didn't knew Alec had a last name

[@BodyOfPlayMusic]

Baldwin

[@Fired8914]

Know

[@TheOdd]

The sound effect when James pulled out the first bottle of malort was amazing.

[@robertwelch2843]

The Malort era will never end

[@karasuanime]

Wow, that AC is insanely good.

[@lt_dagg]

Jame's child-like grin when he started pulling bottles out connects with me on a personal level. The age of malort will be a glorious one

[@Sxybexi]

So stress inducing watching them have a conversation without knowing wtf they are talking about

[@vewdew3]

almost a mil guys ! ! !keep it up, much love ! ! !

[@YoNuOff]

1.000.000 celebration video name : Taking JAMES to rehab part.1

[@suhthedude6922]

Yall shpuld make Molotov cocktails with all that malort

[@Mathinus13]

Malortov coctails

[@TrainerC7]

That intro was the spookist thing I have seen all year! The Malort is multiplying!

[@petris2010]

The Malort Saga continues! I'm thrilled!

[@NorthSide_Jay]

I thought the Malory era of this channel had already hit its peak but it was just the beginning.

[@IncorporationXII]

I saw the thumbnail and thought jesus james what have you done?!

[@LeatherHobo]

James just bought a lifetime supply of content.

[@rattoota]

Thanks for using Trevors scream at 10:54 i miss him

[@DaftPunkHW]

The greatest thing to happen to this show/office: the person from Chicago sending them malort’s. Gotta love some jepsens.

[@tristansuarez-perez2346]

Malort is now the official drink of cow chop

[@machine321434]

Can we get some lip readers up in here that can make out what that letter was about?

[@MeAuntieNora]

Other people have said it seemingly as a joke, but a few times it really does look like "dildorang." But it seems like it can't be that because they have no expected reaction from something being called "dildorang."

[@lkcullen1918]

Me Auntie Nora They did briefly try to throw it like a boomerang... so perhaps.

[@esmeraldalopez3494]

Dick talisman?

[@kegaman8568]

As a life long Chicagoan, this journey of Malort is the best.

[@VanessaThyGreat]

Wow that is honestly the coolest arcade machine i love it

[@prod.thvndr]

Make a cooking challenge with malört

[@cheetolics]

You guys should get a dunk tank and fill it with Malort

[@kameronbelcher]

David cheeto like the lube pool, that should be a new series (just swimmiuin pools of random shit)

[@wiggity-wack]

You should send one of those bottles of Malort to Trevor

[@curryMan221]

*This video is sponsored by MALORT™*

[@BrokenSword1978]

9:23 "It's good at some points but not good at some points.." Just like the show then

[@michaelmercer9934]

Thank you for this James

[@faithsingfield5080]

I love the bass cleff on Aleks leg

[@c00kiE545]

growing up in chicago, malort is at every party and gathering. its not that bad i sometimes get a malort craving.

[@fartmerchant762]

Gross

[@Brutarii]

10:38 james getting good at switching emotions

[@famousfreind]

Oh shit criticalrole name drop

[@haterv6807]

What was Brett sent,,

[@bongfirelit]

Deez nuts

[@kurosakitagami2788]

Ur mom

[@bottlesalts]

omg cowchop fans are so damn toxic like wow

[@mr.saigaikun]

lil p00ty chief we talked about this

[@durtcobain]

Spoilers, it's a dildorang. Dildo boomerang.

[@jakemosca6587]

What if James and Trevor did a road trip to different points of interest with a film crew following them.. I think that would be a great dynamic duo and awesome content for the viewers

[@MeAuntieNora]

That seed went straight to the back of Alec's throat, now you're speakin my language.

[@redwingzftw50]

The Malort will be turned to Molotov cocktails later

[@thegongoozler3374]

11:00 The look on Brett's face says it all. XD The next few months are going to be a Malort hell.

[@wutzit]

4:31 is the visual embodiment of "I've just made a mistake."

[@TheMrlitemaster]

james is planning something sinister

[@Dave420B]

HAHA I am so happy about this minor connection between Cow Chop and Critical Role!

[@benrobinson2450]

Seeing all of the hot peppers is making me hope for another spice gauntlet.

[@DendayCOD]

That guy is a hard worker.

[@hinapuff]

brett's face when james starts taking malort out of the box.. hoo wee

[@The_GingerBeard1995]

i think that arcade cabinet can defiantly bring back cow chop to a higher quality show.. you guys are slackin. get back on trackin.

[@notOctopicake]

God I'd want an arcade cabinet from that guy. Also Skyrim cooking episode when?

[@pir8lifeforme]

There were Halo cookie cutters in that box too.

[@xXGhostChuyXx]

watching cow chop increases my death wish by a factor of 69

[@illushioncs]

Damn that's *spicy*

[@kennabenna2525]

2:58 Aleks lookin like Officer Dangle from Reno 911

[@kbea121]

A whole case of malort? It's a Halloween miracle!!!

[@omarwafi6128]

The Malort era finna end with them saying fuck it and making Molotov’s and burning the set down

[@mcd8379]

Is Malort the best thing to happen to this channel orrr

[@madssaucexx5250]

I hope that malort is high enough proof to catch fire, cause for the sake of your health thats all it should be used for

[@cholosocks]

Malort story arc is the best story arc

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Remember james has plans for all that malort, he absolutely didn't solicit it during a livestream and chat decided a whole case of mallort was a good idea ;-)

[@OfficialPlasticHands]

Alexs looking like Reno 911 out here

[@bug-9640]

JAMES THANK YOU

[@Mysticfateee]

I honestly want to see what the hell that thing item they blurred out was... I've never seen someone so confused about something that just looks like a block and sounds like a block when thrown. They keep saying "What the hell is it?" and have no idea what it is. LET ME SEE BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS

[@DVNN_music]

Sooner or later, they're going to build a tolerance to Malort and actually enjoy it.

[@microwave_juice]

fucking love James for going all out and by a whole box of malort

[@PsychoKupo]

Yo, that arcade machine looks fucking sick.

[@DezzeShattered]

I am so impressed in the fact that James somehow knows that Malort bottles don't break if you drop them, and how the fuck does he know this. I need to find out

[@thelivingmeme9365]

91K MORE SUBS TILL 1 MILL YEEEEE 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 also, if you see this, hi James and aleks, hope you guys are well! - Andrew

[@MiaK_exe]

Your fridge makes the same noise mine does when it’s open so I kept thinking it was my fridge gdi

[@666Isolated]

I cannot wait for that cabinet man 😭

[@roblb95]

Wow... them getting 900K just swept right by me! WTF!!!

[@Guess_I_Lose]

This is a Hispanic channel now.

[@obroamanrollcar4042]

Oh Battleshots is going to be a malort special next time

[@VitalityWolf]

Now THIS is *epic.*

[@vicsodas]

Critical role!!! Cowchop!!! Love you both.