Are you even trying Europe?!

[@valtarg1299]

Reverse card : how many Eurovision wins does the Us have?

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Even Azerbaijan has won more often than the US!

[@vericulum6810]

@@gandalf_thegrey Even Australia has better performance than the US!

[@DeamonDragoon]

How many baseball wins do you have 🗿

[@GreenBlueWalkthrough]

To be fair Europe actually has American Football teams that play in a their second home stadium in London a few times per season and one of the Jacksonville Jaguars got into the play off and were the best team in their region... So give us Jaxsons time and we'll carry Europe to a super bowl victory!

[@baseballscout]

None and we’re proud of it

[@arcofspira]

Drew: claims French is hard to learn Finnish, Hungarian, Polish: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@areloTET]

How about Danish? The pronunciation is pure evil!

[@moondaughter1004]

@@areloTET don't forget the number system. I will never be able to understand my neighbours

[@mayo9325]

allow all of the German forms a word can have to introduce them selfes

[@lemaitre5_]

Bruh even Google trad has difficulties : it's not prononce like "ou" but like "o" because eau is prononce o in every word.

[@johnr797]

@@lemaitre5_ yeah but she did pronounce it correctly if you listen closely

[@fermemorta2985]

10:32 The reason why russians bred the Borzois is not to just hunt they were actually bred to hunt WOLFS... and they actually do a great job at it but the reason they are not very feared is because they are loyal and chill they are like gentle giants.

[@boatriple0watch]

"Queue" is actually originating from french. It can be translated litteraly to "tail". It also has the same meaning than in english ("faire la queue" = "queuing"). In french it kind of sounds like "ke" with "e" sounding like in "the". That explains why it is spelled so weirdly.

[@serialchiller4124]

So, you're the people who makes English hard!!?

[@boatriple0watch]

@@serialchiller4124 exactly, that was our intention since the invention of french. However it backclash on us for we can't write french without doing spelling mistakes

[@triv4492]

As a European I can confirm that we didn't even know you had some final match in rugby

[@Environmental-Time]

p

[@classiclife7204]

The cement thing is easy: mostly sunny weather. (No Roman Empire in Siberia.) Same applies to southern California; you can watch silent films (almost entirely filmed in LA) from the Teens and Twenties, then watch a "what that area looks like today" comparison video, and the square cement panels on the sidewalk are the same. Cement will last forever with gentle weather. They probably have to re-do all the sidewalks in Buffalo every 3 years.

[@johnr797]

No, Roman cement is literally a different mixture.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@johnr797 Yet everything he said is true. As the name suggest its still something we recognize as cement and its therefore logical it follows its properties at least some what. And rough weather is not only damaging for cement, but everything. So hes entirely correct when he says the Romans would have not done the same if they occupied Siberia.

[@therobloxiangang3218]

no cars

[@johnr797]

@@gandalf_thegrey except that Roman concrete/cement is well-preserved in places with very harsh climates, across Europe. And 100 years compared to 2000+ years doesn't prove much anyways. Besides, the thesis is wrong so everything that follows is irrelevant. Roman concrete is a different type of concrete. Let's see how the concrete in LA is doing in the year 4023.

[@SuperCatacata]

@@johnr797 How does Roman cement fare in places with temperate climates compared to harsh climates? You best have some sources for this at least if you are going to sperg out over a meme.

[@cerjmedia]

9:32 mathematically, it's possible that he had more than 20 patients, all with a wide variety of results. he could have done procedure 40 times. The first 20 times they all failed, and the most recent 20 times (which is what he is mentioning) were all success, giving the failure a rate of 50%. Though clearly if he is able to do it 20 times in a row without fail, regardless of what happened before, he clearly has improved since.

[@jdksdj11]

another way of understanding this joke is to compare it to a toss coin. You have really small chances to land every 20 coins on the same side (0.0000954 %) and 21st try would be even smaller. Ofc it's not how probability works, but it's just a joke.

[@aidsterz]

Idk why but I fr needed this

[@oooshafiqooo]

Ooo i dont see that comming but i dont want to get cutted either way cause it failed to not make me hurt during constipation (is that the name tho?)

[@Tuning3434]

@@jdksdj11 Yeah, but even for the 21st try, head or tails are still 50%. The fact you drew tails 20 times before is the artifact. In the joke it basically that at worst it's still a 50 / 50 chance, and at best this surgeon might be one of the best out there.

[@jdksdj11]

@@Tuning3434 That's why I said it's just a joke. Every coin toss is 50/50, but getting 20 times head in a row has really really low probability.

[@ryjitarose5590]

2:25 I just have to mention this: this isn't incorrect English, it is just AAVE, a dialect born from black Americans. Same with the double negative, also General British English used to have double negatives, too

[@Toxic_Uncle]

Idk it’s just really epic being here since almost the beginning watching drew reach 500k milestone to now 1.31 mil, truly an amaizing KZbinr

[@leto222]

@@antidisestablishmentairinism bots don't spell "amazing" wrong and don't make comments this complicated

[@antidisestablishmentairinism]

Oof ok sorry

[@firdaus99031]

Indeed a really amaizena youtuber or amaizon youtuber, idk, dont ask me

[@JamMicknee]

3:20 awry, it follows me

[@Someone-ui8pg]

2:19 as a non native english speaker, i genuinely don’t understand how people confuse you’re/your or they’re/there/their… I’ve been speaking English for like 5 years and it’s something I’ve know from the start

[@mrbryan0_]

5:36 Thats Listenbourg!

[@Me-td5rg]

9:03- there was actually a British soldier who saw him a bit wounded and without a weapon just walking alone, couldn’t kill him, just gave him a nod and let him go

[@FernLake]

5:15 Europe:Now let's see about Eurovison

[@gandalf_thegrey]

*laughts in more Azerbaijani than US wins*

[@aid3nxr_editz]

@@gandalf_thegrey Australia does befter

[@hihellohi5714]

@@gandalf_thegrey you’re just mad because your country doesn’t have 57 Super Bowl wins… IN A ROW Let’s go USA!!! 😎🇺🇸

[@Unlimited_Powah]

When you have the same amount of Superbowl wins as all of "Europe, Asia, South America, Africa, Oceania, all the pacific islands, Antarctica, Central America, Canada, and Mexico" combined

[@norweigan_butler]

9:33 If the chance of survival is 50% and the last 20 people have survived, the chance you survive (assuming you are the 21st patient) is 1/2^21, which is 1/2097152, essentially very little chance

[@giantWario]

Yeah, that's how a smooth-brained mathematician would count it but the point of the meme is that firstly: the previous surgeries don't actually lower the odds of your surgery at all and secondly: the fact that your surgeon successfully saved all of his previous patients means that he's highly skilled so your chances of survival are actually much higher than 50%.

[@norweigan_butler]

@@giantWario oh i knew that. Just wanted to explain the first bit 😁

[@souris_62]

5:49 bro don't know listembourg 🇮🇩⚜

[@dragnarok4286]

3:05 i swear cringe didn't exist before 2015 then it suddenly was everywhere everyone uses it,its on all KZbin titles and i used to be on kik i talked to Americans for years and never seen the word cringe and once i had to discover the word i had to also discover the feeling because i had no idea what everyone meant when they used it

[@jordanpinto738]

4:49 there are 4 states that start with "A", Arizona, Alabama, Alaska, and Arkansas.

[@jiraffe9600]

It says starts AND ends in A

[@DJPJ.]

7:40 I saw 38 colours. 10:35 "But everything changed when the Borzois attacked."🐶

[@Mrs52308]

3:11 this happens to me but it isnt just words, its everything. The most recent one are the numbers 1273 in literally any order.

[@epRivera]

Rockefeller street

[@timno2639]

I went on achinator and it guessed drew...the last 2 questions were 'is you charecter an assasin' and 'dose your charecter enjoy eating food in the bathroom'

[@KenBladehart]

At my school, the teachers also make sure you can converse in English, rather than just writing I watched lots of english TV shows, so I aced the conversation test lol

[@SUPREETH.]

Always love these late night uploads ❤️

[@DarckFrom_iGuess]

For me it’s at 12:00PM 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@xgoats_amp]

@@DarckFrom_iGuessfor me it’s 17:00pm

[@arcofspira]

For me its the morning, but the important thing is we all enjoy seeing a human paintbrush react to history memes

[@Dutchballmapping]

18:00 Here

[@Dutchballmapping]

@@xgoats_amp so you're british?

[@toxobeast7531]

3:31 mine was procrastination

[@Harshiahaha]

Oh Drew! As an Indian, I figured out Arizona within seconds..

[@blueberry-jrpfx779]

Arizona has a figure?

[@Harshiahaha]

@@blueberry-jrpfx779 didn't get you?

[@blueberry-jrpfx779]

@@Harshiahaha it's just a bad joke 😆

[@sebastianmalpica3795]

Im argentinian and i don't know all the states but i guessed arizona and alaska before drew said anything

[@exexexexexexe]

Random Indian Moment We have random knowledge around the world

[@loranqerimi691]

You are a tiger but it’s WW2 Real tiger: who are you Tiger panzer II: guten tag ich DONT know who are you ? Real tiger: I am you Panzer toger II: und du are mich?

[@gptambo9578]

1:09* italy who have some hiden nucleare wapon*

[@ThirtySixOz]

Thats actually interreting that you said that yellow one is thick, we humans dont have yellow color receptors, instead our brain mixes colors to get that yellow color, unless some people have mutations. But that doesnt affect them anyhow

[@dallasbarrigar]

My thought process for figuring out what the third state that starts and end with the letter A, was the exact same as Drew’s. Down to the “uhhhh” and “it’s not Arkansas”.

[@cortster12]

1:59 To he fair, it has been steady progress, and it's not blowing up, it just passed a threshold where people finally noticed. Basically, no one paid attention, lol.

[@IXScasualty]

I searched up a word on the Internet after seeing it in the news, and what a mistake that was, especially for the teachers who were monitoring my computer.

[@zachsteal1238]

03:01 same My word was juxtaposition I can’t stop seeing that word now

[@the_americangamer4296]

3:26 once this happened to me with the word gubernatorial, the span from learning it to seeing it again was 30 minutes

[@Yeewhoow]

3:27 mine was hesitate

[@erher1433]

3:20 this meme was made my matrix to make you feel like it's something normal it's not, don't let them fool you

[@passiveagrsivesmeerschwein2320]

0:02 you could say that the sokolade tank is panzersokolade

[@historynerd8586]

10:37 rough translation of Borzois or «Борзые» from Russian to English means uncontrollable

[@wlos395]

This is truly a Schengen area moment

[@mochji_]

3:00 OH MY GOD SOMEONE ELSE ACTUALLY EXPERIENCES THE SAME THING I DO

[@ComradeBobcat39]

6:11 but that's a German tank

[@kushagratiwari3585]

4:47 drew's laugh had me screamin lol

[@AnarchoAmericium]

@3:00 not a word, but my favourite thing I keep seeing everywhere now is "frequency illusion"

[@thatsoneoof9308]

As an American, can confirm that our bowls are very super.

[@chimporila]

"English is so hard, it is insaanee how difficult it is " -Conjugations of the verb "to be" (EN): am, are, is; was, were, will -Conjugations of the verb "to be" (PT): sou, fui, era, for, fora, serei, seria; és, foste, foras, sejas, eras, serias, fosses, serás; é, foi, será, fosse, ser; somos, fomos, éramos, fôramos, seremos, seríamos, sejamos, fôssemos, formos, sermos; sois, fostes, éreis, fôreis, sereis, seríeis, sejais, fôsseis, fordes, serdes, sedes; são, foram, eram, serão, seriam, sejam, fossem, forem, serem

[@EvillAnime]

absolute rookie numbers; ''to be, conjugated in Finnish* 💀 Active Present minä olen sinä olet hän on me olemme te olette he ovat Perfect minä olen ollut sinä olet ollut hän on ollut me olemme olleet te olette olleet he ovat olleet Imperfect minä olin sinä olit hän oli me olimme te olitte he olivat Pluperfect minä olin ollut sinä olit ollut hän oli ollut me olimme olleet te olitte olleet he olivat olleet Potential minä lienen sinä lienet hän lienee me lienemme te lienette he lienevät Potential Perfect minä lienen ollut sinä lienet ollut hän lienee ollut me lienemme olleet te lienette olleet he lienevät olleet Conditional minä olisin sinä olisit hän olisi me olisimme te olisitte he olisivat Conditional Perfect minä olisin ollut sinä olisit ollut hän olisi ollut me olisimme olleet te olisitte olleet he olisivat olleet Imperative Present (sinä) ole (hän) olkoon (me) olkaamme (te) olkaa (he) olkoot Imperative Perfect (hän) olkoon ollut (he) olkoot olleet Passive Present Affirmative Negative ollaan ei olla Imperfect Affirmative Negative oltiin ei oltu Potential Affirmative Negative oltaneen ei oltane Conditional Affirmative Negative oltaisiin ei oltaisi Imperative Present Affirmative Negative oltakoon älköön oltako Imperative Perfect Affirmative Negative olkoon oltu älköön olko oltu Infinitives I Infinitive (Base Form) olla II Infinitive Active Inessive ollessa Active Instructive ollen Passive Inessive oltaessa III Infinitive Active Inessive olemassa Active Elative olemasta Active Illative olemaan Active Adessive olemalla Active Abessive olematta Active Instructive oleman Passive Instructive oltaman IV Infinitive Active Nominative oleminen Active Partitive olemista V Infinitive olemaisillani Participles 💀good luck man

[@chimporila]

@@EvillAnime bruuuhhh, NO WAY LMAOO, this is what I don't get when ppl say english is a hard language

[@chimporila]

@@EvillAnime Oh, and I forgot to include the verb "estar" bc in portuguese there is "ser" and "estar" (in English they are "to be") "ser" is inherent being and "estar" is conditional/temporary, so double that up

[@EvillAnime]

@@chimporila main conclusion: English is extremely easy lol

[@chimporila]

@@EvillAnime yup

[@brubdub.]

6:19 that's so funny because in this town I pass through often, Dunkirk, Ohio, there's a tank on display close to the ice cream shop.

[@Potatoman496]

Drew, if I were you, i'd be stocking your bunker full of supplies for march 19th.

[@MikeTheMcer]

2:48 Well Greece won't pay for them so they would be the fools

[@mrhonkhonk6116]

Fun fact 5:50 it was a French meme on twitter that got so big that the meme got on TV and even politicians started talking about it. It was a person on twitter to mock american just taken France and flip it and said "I'm sure Americans can't guess this country".

[@GuillaumeT96]

S'ils savaient hahaha

[@Vang2009]

The country name is Listenbourg

[@mrhonkhonk6116]

@@Vang2009 correct

[@CliffCardi]

8:09 the correct answer is the lack of rebar like in most modern day concrete structures. As the metal rusts, it expands, breaking the concrete apart. It’ll crumble a few decades.

[@danilaskvortsov91]

As a mathematician, I can confirm that that one joke have been good.

[@jaketaylor3901]

There’s a guy in my town that drives a demilitarized humvee. It’s pretty sick lol

[@Yes-Bean]

Compare that to europe winning 12 world cups and the USA winning 0

[@Yes-Bean]

And what's even more impressive to europe is that the usa actually participates in the world cup and europe doesn't participate in the superbowl

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

5:06 *insert megamind meme* USA: No super bowls? Europe: No champions leagues? The Champions League final, for those who don’t know, is the biggest annual sports event.

[@Justplaying478]

1:39 i do both good grades and networking

[@collaborisgaming2190]

4:28 lol Nebraska, California, Carolina (both), Dakota (both), Florida, Virginia (both), Arizona, Oklahoma, Montana, and Nevada. *finishes bag of Bar'B'Que chips*

[@arcofspira]

Drew, please watch and react to Blackadder, especially the finale of Blackadder Goes Forth. Knowing downs Atkinson just for Mr Bean is just unforgivably American.

[@CSgamings]

"And they say the French language is the hardest in the world" 6:52 Proceed to say "ou" instead of "o" the man said "where" or "or" in French instead of water, and he thinks he is good I love his enthusiasm tho

[@wymarsane7305]

Don't get me started on "eh"

[@SpaceSailor]

"I didn't do nothing" is how we say in Ukraine

[@manniiiiii]

I thought the superbowl was only for the USA 😂

[@augure2589]

The super what?

[@PaulVinonaama]

@@augure2589 It's a bowling competition.

[@ethanyoss]

I will never get over how your webcam is mirrored. POV: The Austro-Hungarian Flag in the backward 💀

[@FaeTheMf]

2:07 YO IT’S THE RIZZLER

[@BURGERBRENDAN]

Play supremacy 1914 DREW PLEASE

[@Galaxy.2008]

Champions League Europe: 22 USA: 0

[@jackmurphy8963]

8:48 I choose option 3 Flo Rida

[@constantinlucasievici9846]

3:15 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO ME AT EVERY SINGLE DAY because I read 1 page of 1. Book

[@noutwf]

Europeans also use inches for rims

[@augure2589]

Yeah screens and rims that all!

[@kiannah-leeaiumu7589]

Florida is on fire, has hurricanes, is next to the Bermuda triangle and has way to many reptiles

[@savannahvarns2126]

Sure America hasn’t won a World Cup, but has europe ever won a Super Bowl?

[@kosjeyr]

In Pokémon, I swear Brock was like the Gandhi of the three.

[@omeg5473]

Petition for Drew to put the empire of brazil flag on the wall (day 2)

[@Cyanduck485]

7:49 me who saw 7 😅

[@odinatra]

5:32 Babe, wake up, Ireland 2 has dropped!

[@JmKrokY]

4:35 Me a European who got the answer in the first second 🗿

[@jennifermatthes4030]

I got 36 colors on the scale thingy

[@queue2]

French word for "water" is so similar to my native language. In yakut language we say "Уу" or "Oo"

[@johnr797]

It's pronounced oh

[@Shtuff.]

@@johnr797 It's pronounced how?

[@NerdBryant64]

Queue > line up > you're lining up songs to be played

[@ABtheButterfly]

Drew organized his countryball plushies now Germany is no longer sitting on USA's face

[@skedaritou8138]

5:40 It may seem unreal but I had heard something about Extending the continetal platform because of shallow waters and some Ilands to extent their territorial limits further inside the sea

[@aid3nxr_editz]

It's just france

[@Vang2009]

Listenbourg

[@inrusane_n]

Americans not knowing about listenbourg after all this time is hilarious

[@emikomorimoto444]

Day 14 - Petition for Drew to make a Chad ball and a Romania ball duo

[@Potatoman496]

the funniest part is there is a slight difference in shade of blue so it would have to be two different designs

[@blazsey8530]

drew durnil would be a perfect morty.

[@FaeTheMf]

As an American I can confirm that the Europeans are not trying👍👍

[@S1lence_D]

4:26 bro look like Harry kane 💀

[@maitre_jx]

lmao the opening is already epik

[@mathguy37]

recently i have been finding the occasion of audacity being used now

[@99batran]

5:45 is no one gonna realize that this is just an upside-down France?

[@BolphesarusMaximusWardius]

The maths one was about probability-so if there is a 50% chance to succeeding, you have to multiply that by itself x amount of times to find out the probability of succeeding x amount of times in a row. so for a 50% survival chance to work 20 times it would be 1/2^20 which is a very small number which is why the mathematicians were terrified. On the other hand, the other ones understood that in reality the doctor only has to run the odds once for each individual person-so the chance of survival is always the same, even though if you were to use probability, the chance would be miniscule.

[@kungszigfrids1482]

Its funny how lol means the opposite of what it was originally meant to be. When people are laughing out loud they write hahahahaha. Then people just exhale and smile thinking that was amusing they write lol.

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

it coulf be that us Europeans Use Inches (Zoll) as a Mesurment for Screens becourse the First Computers came from America and whould 100% have uses Inches as Messurement so we just said "ok"

[@dwiss2556]

Correction: Actually some countries in Europe have explicit laws that screens in shops have to show measurements in metric system. So the inch part is only partly true

[@whitewolf-xf9ui]

3:00 I'll admit it same sort of thing happened to me happens when I discovered the country of Estonia for the first time

[@joshrazer2286]

3:07 this happens to me all the time for some reason

[@chrisalex82]

5:45 ah yes, listenbourg (french meme to laugh of the level of muricans at geography)

[@Iniquitous1]

Petition for Drew to put the Zamora Spain flag on the wall with all the stripes separated. Day 4

[@tetrizangi]

10:10 possibility of surviving surgery that has 50% chance is 1/2 but surviving 21 people in a row is 1/(2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2)

[@TheThunderinghammer]

The word I learned when I was younger and then suddenly began seeing everywhere is - Nostalgia

[@aidsterz]

5:48 I’m pretty sure it’s just France 🇫🇷 flipped over

[@lol_brecko4146]

Drew: trying to understand math me: Bruh

[@hedelin9358]

As a European,our glorious empire is dead.I don't want to live.

[@thefirstkingdogo1126]

Happy valintine