Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Beware of Dog w/ Ian Fidance!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Ian Fidance! You know cousin Ian from stand up comedy, Bein' Ian with Jordan, Kill Tony, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Adam Friedland Show, First Date, Stavvy's World, Your Mom's House and so much more! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
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[@dcw8284]

I'm only 15 mins in and they haven't stopped laughing at each other once. Their all gunna lose 4 pounds and be sore from laughing for an hour straight. AND IM HERE FOR IT BABY.

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahahaha

[@tom_simons]

The next hour and 25 mins don’t offer much hope

[@steves5119]

31mins

[@lleok]

crying so hard

[@sonicchronic3223]

Laughing out of fear of being stuck with a manic, even the dog hates him. Dude needs some Behavioural Therapy.

[@mattvanvalkenburg3959]

3 heavy smoker laughs. Sounds like a family reunion

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahaha

[@patrickphillips7723]

I nominate Ian for a guest third mic for family episodes

[@ToothyBeej]

"Put your eyes away, and stop touching me" 😂 got me good, in public 😂

[@linarodz9752]

48 minutes in and not a single question has been asked!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This one was a HEATER!!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

dude is bonkos

[@davidflores3794]

* legendary riffing for 53 mins straight* 54th minute* : (Foley bombs a joke) Kippy: “And there goessss the perfect game” 😂😂😂

[@davidec.4021]

Lmaooooo

[@Micahmelk]

Ian’s definitely a guy who will feed wild cats with cat food in his pockets

[@BeerPatio]

That’s how he got Jordan! 😂 check out her on story wars

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahahaha

[@Matt-lu6so]

Fancy feast is his ride or die 🤣

[@Zachula619]

@@Micahmelk the craziest part is it's just scraps he himself found in garbage cans and alley ways

[@ISitYouStand]

Who wouldn't do that?

[@JeremiahWilkerson]

I saw cousin Ian a couple weeks ago here in San Antonio. I work grounds crew for the double A baseball team here, and brought him a baseball I’d gotten during batting practice. I got to the club early but gave the ball to the security guy so I didn’t have to carry it around all night. A few minutes later, the security guy tapped me on the shoulder, says, “Ian wants to meet the person who gave him the ball.” He was so grateful and appreciative, and traded me a signed poster. Glad he enjoyed the ball.

[@828_Nate]

That's awesome!!

[@jprz3837]

THE FLYING CHANCLAS 🩴 . That’s a cool story to have. That’s a cool story to have but you’re not special, I’m sure Ian has enjoyed plenty of balls.

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

He loves balls

[@brosand00]

Gave him half a pack of Smokes in Winnipeg. He was pumped

[@ThedeadlyOG]

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEIIIIIO!!!!

[@keengkai8175]

let’s go the weirdo is BACK, BABY. Cousin Ian is on Joe List’s tail, chasing after the AYG MVP trophy.

[@the_cheap_ones]

Joe list is a h a see kay

[@AreYouGarbage]

dude is bonkos

[@grahamwalden2867]

They both stink so bad.

[@Lil.Drippy]

The market value is 1 Ian > 100 Joe lists

[@777biscuits]

8:46 😂😂😂 “put your eyes away will ya?!”

[@roberts_archive]

“Ray ain’t coming home!!!!” That “Ace Venture” riff was top shelf fellas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Brian-hm9wn]

She expects him home any minute , the engine running but no one is behind the wheel

[@louishwu]

"If you were me then I'd be you and id use YOUR body to get to the top!" - We got it and were laughing the entire time

[@Brian-hm9wn]

Why do you care about snowflake ? Do you know him? dose he call You at home? Do you have a Dorsal Finn?

[@Michael-jr5ie]

Cousin Ian episodes hands down have the most moments of uncontrollable laughter by the guest, Kippy and Foley at the same time. Love to see it. ❤🗑️❤️

[@PatPrika42]

That’s a hell of a roast. “You look like dogs growl at you”

[@AS-qh7fk]

I tried to watch this in bed with my headphones on while my children slept. Impossible. I had to turn it off at fifteen minutes. I've never laughed this hard during a podcast since . . . the last time Ian was on. These guys riff and play off each other so fast, and so well. They should seriously consider forming a super group. I was shaking trying to hold in my laughter.

[@ryangoodrich4148]

Just wanted to second this. If we could ever get that Supergroup. Funniest podcast ever.

[@billtron182]

Fuck yeah! Cousin Ian episodes are always the funniest!! 🔥🔥 “Put your eyes away” 🤣🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

love youse!

[@misun_808]

Been watching all the podcasts that Ian Fidance has been a guest on!!! He’s freaking hilarious! 😂 Ian’s energy is always off the charts! Can’t stop laughing.

[@dubyas1989]

Him and Jordan on stavvys world was insanely funny.

[@the-record-lab]

Get this man a gold track suit!!

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Get him out instead

[@austinspitler32]

I was just thinking this! Cousin Ian deserves that sweet golden embrace.

[@the-record-lab]

@@jimsonjohnson3761He’s already out

[@darkscribblings]

He deserves two! One for him n one for his stashhhh

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahaha

[@austinspitler32]

Hans barking in the background… love it. Adds to the overall classy vibe at Tuddy’s 🐕😂

[@MR_Upper-Cutz]

Ian’s lucky he didn’t shit all over him

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahaha

[@Ieatz_]

@@AreYouGarbage commenting hahahah on every post is cringe as hell. stop

[@spencercollins5321]

​@AreYouGarbage did Ian get access to the ayg account all these hahas have me worried

[@hughe2mj]

@@spencercollins5321and “dude is bonkos” lol. New guy luke we love you but just change the replies so we know it’s you haha

[@clamsoup]

"Joke's on you. My brain is always moving around."

[@duncanmccullough8565]

COUSIN IAN!!!

[@BeinIanPod]

Love all of youse! Xoxo, Cousin Ian

[@DennisFeinsteinCEO]

8:48 "Hey, put your eyes away will ya?" FUUUUCK 🤣🤣🤣

[@InBlackestNight]

"I was a drinker..." the little tweak to the Joker line took me a second but holy shit Uncle Hank is cookin. All time ep, boys!

[@rickeykoga2312]

Legit my favorite three comics right now 🎉 Ian, Kippy, and Foley have unmatched garbage banter 😂🥳 Banger episode baybay!!!!!

[@lewismorgan13]

Cousin Ian is Millhouse come to life

[@Derek-el5iv]

A Large Marge reference? Honestly, she was the Pennywise of my childhood.

[@RD-qb7sd]

Tell him Large Marge sent ya!

[@ItoHiyori]

“This thing doesn’t even have a silly horn. How am I suppose to drive this” made me immediately think of the time Ian was on cumtown with a slide whistle that he just had in his pocket at all times with his knife.

[@davidec.4021]

Lmaooo yes and he used it in the worst possible way for his own punchlines but missing the timing, goddamn

[@offthetrail636]

1 hour of all laughter. Non stop. Ian’s always a good laugh with the Boys

[@Meeooowwww33]

Top shelf trash! Literally can’t breathe from laughing start to finish. Cousin Ian taking his shirt off to cool down was so relatable I was crying😂

[@conleys.4079]

Y’all should have a live pod with Ian. Elite ball-busting every time he’s on

[@nickricci19]

Genuinely crying laughing during all the Ace Ventura quotes holy fuck boys 😂

[@grillinman84]

Got Kippy going so good he can't even talk.

[@sarahlowell3763]

All the Ace Ventura lines had me dying!!! 😂😂

[@Jodynotfamous]

Trying to drink a beer during this podcast was a legitimate task, I could not stop laughing.

[@powk3444]

"jokes on you, my brains always movin around"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakesmall3454]

Every time cousin Ian is on the pod, it’s beginning to end non stop giggling lmao

[@nickricci19]

Is it garbage to pause the pod everyime I hit the bong or else or choke from laughing 😂

[@bccsivxx-xxivvii]

Can't pause it man. It hits better when the smoke comes out of your ears.

[@Bassdrummer0753]

COUSIN IAN!!!!! Let’s go boys crack open some cold ones!

[@AreYouGarbage]

love youse!

[@Bassdrummer0753]

@@AreYouGarbage love you boys keep doing your thing!!

[@ImTaskforce]

Every Ian episode is top tier. I still go back to the early ones. The episode that ends with the cookies Toby brought in makes me cry laughing every time

[@randy1204]

You need to get Jordan Jensen on

[@Marski87]

Jordan has said before the AYG guys aren’t a fan of her 😕

[@user-cc9vw4mo6g]

@@Marski87she hasn’t

[@ednakrabapoly]

​@@Marski87I'm with them

[@Millor001]

@@Marski87 jordans insecure and exaggerates that sort of stuff. Plus she was probably joking

[@robertkucel1618]

@@Marski87yeah neither Kip or Foley are following her on insta. Speaks volumes

[@galentoddartist]

This was by far the funniest episodes I’ve ever seen!! Happy IAN is still with us. National Treasure

[@tangosierra1]

I haven't stopped laughing since I started listening 😅

[@nnn248nnn]

Legit spit out my lunch mid-bite when Ian yelled, "TOUCH MY EGG!" xD What an ep!

[@DTTWOPP]

Got a lucky strike menthol burning like Dresden, a nacho bell grande for an app, and a supreme Tombstone in the oven. Washing it down with a Stella Atrois, were eatin international tonight gang! LETS GET GERRBAGE!!!

[@andyward8430]

I’ve never heard of Taco Bell as an app… but I like it.

[@RD-qb7sd]

​@andyward8430 it's definitely garbage

[@malicioustactics6846]

Chefs kiss, but from the chefs butthole. Absolute trash. Whatta guy!

[@melaniegarcia5719]

Ian’s laugh is contagious but you all are so fun together giving him shit. I love this episode.

[@josephsedqy8168]

Nick Mullen was 100% correct. Ian is the king of taking L’s

[@Ryy_Ryy]

2:13 "I bet your wondering how I got these scars."..."Not really dude."..."We saw the accident report." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BigJon71069]

It honestly doesn't get much better then this. Cousin Ian is the best

[@joshphoenix3754]

the way this trio laughs is unmatched lmfao there can never been enough content off AYG & Ian

[@beavsinator]

If I was a dog I'd be scared of Ian too. I'm a human and I'm scared.

[@edwardsantoyajr6322]

"put your glasses on your scaring the kids" Omg this episode got my sides hurting xDD lolol

[@grillinman84]

I'm only 14 minutes in and this one is already a Certified Banger.

[@elliotlandes1298]

This ep is dope. Had me laughing from start to finish. I love Ian. Saw him open for Attell a few years ago and he absolutely killed it. So excited to see him all over the place now.

[@diamondgirljules]

I laughed so hardddddddd with the Jim Carrey! I can’t 😂😂😂

[@mikecameron4996]

This ep reminds of childhood sleep overs when everyone is laying down trying to sleep, but the jokes just keep hitting and you end up awake laughing for hours.

[@raygreeko]

Been waiting on cousin Ian’s return 🤟🏻

[@jessicamears3045]

So freaking good. I have not stopped laughing!!!!!!!!!

[@richardandrade9418]

There is exactly where I found Fidance and I never looked back

[@ok-pops9769]

If you haven’t, check him out on old Cumtown pods. He became a legend there.

[@sislater6334]

​@@ok-pops9769🎯

[@richardandrade9418]

@@ok-pops9769 where r these?

[@bccsivxx-xxivvii]

​@@ok-pops9769 for sure. His Bein Ian w/ Jordan podcast is really good too.

[@OgThugLuv]

I just had to come and comment!!! I’m at min 14 and I’m dying from core laughter!!! I can’t take this sh!t but I need it maaaaan. What an episode. I’m going to go into the tv KZbin comments to read my comment. Best to all of you bozos!!!! ❤

[@rustincole_w1339]

Cousin Ian looks like the guy that shows up to help find a solution when Toby goes missing

[@shawn7889]

Whatever helps ya cope

[@nextbizzy]

This shows going down hill.. keep that stinking dog away from the guests lmao

[@elijahdrake9113]

@@nextbizzyit’s fun to have him around he added some funny parts in this vid

[@YizzERR]

I watch a plethora of comedy podcasts, this is easily one of the better eps. I can recall from recent memory. Also, everyone please pray for Ian - just in general. 😂

[@nickricci19]

"I know you are but what am I" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adventureswithripnlips9165]

Hands down one of the funniest episodes. The looks I'm getting while giggling to myself is wild. Can't stop laughing Ian is a legend.

[@rcoray]

Laughed so hard I’ve gotta see my proctologist tomorrow

[@bubbles2710]

It's a prescription bandana! Hahaha I love Ian 😂

[@TayHumes92]

They didn’t even get to ask him anything beside what have you been doing lately 😂

[@bsjrce8747]

First 30 minutes are comic gold. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pass out.

[@llBeefyll]

Ian looks, at all times, like he was just peeled off of a Velcro wall

[@brules_rules]

"put your eyes away will ya- and stop touching me!" 😂💀

[@MHz619]

THEY TURNED TOBEY INTO A DOG

[@davidec.4021]

Nooo some full metal alchemist shit

[@evaninboots]

There's a good reason that this is "everyone's favorite podcast" it's episodes like this man... laughs from front to back.

[@SycsFinest]

Needed a cousin Ian episode! A shitty day just got a little better. 🍻

[@Secret_squirrel11]

This is what I imagine having friends feels like. Lol great ep.

[@nathanzaslow5614]

The quantity of giggles in this ep is unmatched 😂

[@austinspitler32]

The Ace Ventura quotes had me 💀

[@WhereAreYewww]

Foley almost did it, almost shouted out the wrong person.

[@dustynutz4982]

Literally scrolled the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@zacvotruba8374]

He was in auto pilot there for a minute and caught it just in time

[@jond661]

Ian spent the entire time laughing😂. 😂😂😅

[@nickm724]

"You look like you sell TV's" 🤣🤣

[@nickricci19]

One of the funniest episodes ever man holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@giggityeffyou]

God dammit… the Chicken Parm Hero reference gets me every time. I love it

[@f0x845]

This is exactly why Ian is my favorite podcast guest ever. The man brings laughter to everyone he's around. He's just having such a good time

[@austinhall485]

My God those draft King ads are brutal 😂

[@mikkeloverballe103]

This podcast is going to be the main piece of evidence in every lawsuit against Ian for now on! DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!

[@timhansen6429]

Foley is on today

[@ManBroTheDude]

This episode started at 100mph lol

[@dylanhamilton1645]

"Hey put your eyes away would ya" had me split dude hahaha

[@jta1973]

Doggo can sense e-ville 😆

[@derpderpington824]

Not one question asked!😂 And my face hurts from laughing.

[@CheechElMexicano]

Jordan Jensen ❤️

[@YetiVlogs]

Ian's loopy, Foley's on a heater and KJ just trying to form sentences. Legendary episode.

[@YimmyYames513]

If you ain’t crying laughing you ain’t my kind of people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@knowclub-d3n]

Same!!!

[@giggityeffyou]

Laughing at what exactly? This episode stunk. Ian is way too silly. I’m struggling to finish this episode. This feels like 3 teens smoked weed for the first time and have no idea what they’re even laughing at

[@YimmyYames513]

@@giggityeffyoureal tuff guy saying Ian was to silly it’s comedy podcast maybe go smoke some weed yourself or watch a sad movie ya bum

[@YimmyYames513]

@@giggityeffyouToo silly on a comedy podcast what are you nine? Go watch a sad movie and be miserable 😭

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

😂😂😂😂😂This BLEW BY!! I hope Cousin Ian returns SOON!!

[@meels163]

Prescription bandana 😂

[@knowclub-d3n]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulconaty2538]

9:00-10:03 might truly be the hardest I’ve laughed at an AYG episode and I think I’ve almost watched them all 😂 Holy Jesus that was some genuine cry laughing from you 3 😂

[@Downes_Indrome]

Where. In. The. Hell. Is. Jordan. Jensen.

[@Zachula619]

Even if it isn't related - I'd like to think me commenting: "is donating plasma trash?" is where Foley got the inspiration for his intro 🙏🙏🙏

[@reptarted5911]

When are we getting Jordan on the podcast?

[@juanencinas6899]

Great ep

[@droq7237]

"Through da roof" T-BONE!

[@GorbyP]

Nah

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

LOVE ME THE COUSIN IAN EPS! I cry-laugh w/ you guys.

[@sethgsf4120]

Address Toby please

[@foyboy03]

Amen. The list of top notch family visits after Toby sleeping with the fishes to me screams issues.

[@cliffordbosworth5378]

Omg this has to be the best episode ever!!! I have never laughed so hard during a podcast!!! My "abs" hurt so bad