Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Chewin' Tin Foil w/ Kippy & Foley

Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
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Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

[@johnfitz7631]

I’ve adopted 40% of my current vernacular from this podcast.

[@ericbontheweb]

I started tossing in "try a cup of decaf." Usually kills with the boys

[@Sean-kg2gr]

“You choose!” Gets used a lot

[@rustyshackleford6693]

That’s a tough look

[@blammdesigns]

“Jammed up”

[@NJRIII]

Shout out to it

[@zacharyhendershott]

“You’re wearing your dead dad’s prescription Crocs?” is one of the funniest sentences ever uttered.

[@jason_ryan_fishing]

breezed right by it too. that is wild! 😂

[@anthonybogus5688]

I truly love you both my bozo brothers just know that 🙏🏾

[@Likwidfox]

They're Compression Crocs

[@zacharyhendershott]

@@anthonybogus5688 Same to you, fellow bozo. Homie, even.

[@anthonybogus5688]

@@zacharyhendershott 🙏🏾

[@hotjoesummer]

no joke I spit coffee all over my desk when Kippy said you'd have to flatline for a few minutes to embarrass yourself at a DXL

[@thomasparra18]

Lol.. these fukin guys are the best!!

[@hotjoesummer]

no doubt!

[@Bloo_Bear]

@@thomasparra18 when Foley goes into his fake interview with Kippy to make en crak is the Best 🤌🏽🤣

[@chiefersutherlandbeats5302]

Foley disagreeing about the Valentine's Day candy statement and then saying the exact same thing when explaining is classic.

[@haveagreatday9865]

Not being able to shit after eating too many conversation hearts and likening it too Percs. Made me cry laughing

[@ThatGuyKyleS]

Candy, a card and a gift card. Every Valentine’s Day from my mom as an adult. Team Foley on this

[@LuckyLuch1]

When you finally get laid it's gonna be awesome!

[@DTTWOPP]

For sure

[@sethwillis2782]

It used to bother me when he would judge foley for these things that are normal in my family too, but at this point I’ve accepted that Kippy is not from a loving family

[@EulogizingSleep]

Same I’m a 30 year old man and got one in the mail from her with a ton of candy

[@DTTWOPP]

@@sethwillis2782 oh god no! They loved their natty ice thats about it

[@jason_ryan_fishing]

Foley tucking in the belly is like tucking a winter jacket into your jeans… it’s a tough look.

[@samanthab1923]

What’s next? A girdle

[@iliketurtles8918]

@@samanthab1923 a boydle.

[@samanthab1923]

@@iliketurtles8918 Oh! I like that. Very Seinfeld 😆

[@EthanKlassen00]

Jammin him up

[@LukerNiner710]

Foley saying you can't leave pizza in your car for 3 hours and then recommending to not refrigerate it at all and leave it in the oven is the funniest shit ever

[@bezillions]

The÷ oven door keeps the freshness in and the germs out.

[@Jm-is9ig]

Was sick of being a bozo so I finally payed my dues and became a homie!! Some funny as hell episodes on the ole Patreon. Shout out to it!!

[@brodebrode]

My favorite subscription 🙌

[@MadDawg420]

This marks the descent into getting sick of foley

[@funonvancouverisland]

​@@MadDawg420 you're nutz

[@MadDawg420]

@@funonvancouverisland nah hes genuinely a psycho, its crazy that Kevins put up with him for a decade. Hes obviously funny but he seems like an absolute spaz off the pod

[@funonvancouverisland]

@@MadDawg420 he makes it relatable for that spectrum of garbage (which I can relate to) and his epic level of dirtbag makes the pod that much more enjoyable for me. Just sayin

[@tbskates5080]

Need a best of episode to showcase the greatest adlibs/catchphrases of the show ‘Hachi machi’ ‘That’s a tough look’ ‘Let’s goo baby’ ‘Trashh, trash, trash’ ‘That’s wild/bonkos’ ‘Wuter you nuts?!’ ‘WOOOO WEE!’ ‘Had me hemmed/jammed up’ Just a few of the classics. Keep killin it! Youse guys are awesome!!

[@notspeltdylan]

“Nose Beers” “Tru da roof!”

[@ChamonixHouse884]

“Good piece of business”

[@DemocracyJones]

Clean livin'

[@evil3570]

Nothin on that?!

[@richardandrade9418]

With someone British "init!" Scratch the let's goo baby it's the most over used phrase by everyone.

[@lazyscrantonPA]

Man, the boys were b-boppin' and scattin' in this banger. Great episode, bozos!

[@bezillions]

Didn't attempt delco ebonics if ye is not a native. Six ten dickheads stand up !!

[@darrenXparker]

I got Valentine’s Day stuff from my mom, until she died. 💀

[@h8den_]

Literally the last thing I got from my mom was a Valentine’s card, died the day before.

[@stizz19]

AYG, the best part of all of our days. Love youse all

[@jonnygranville281]

"You can check internet history ?" 👏👏👏👏👍👍love seeing Foley and Tommy on the Super Bowl commercial

[@anonymousforagoodreason2479]

Foley - "you run out of apples real quick and youre just using chips and pretzels" Kippy - "Well yeah, but wait...chips?" 🤣 love you boys

[@zachhall624]

We gotta get a Patreon for foley to slim down so he doesn't die in 10 years. Dudes a legend

[@alexanderalba597]

They tried and called it fat court. He fluctuated but in the end still gained some weight 😂😂

[@DIAZ1700]

I look forward to these guys podcast so much especially when it’s a family episode 🔥

[@andrewshaffer2400]

Kippy saying "Peanuh Butter" instead of peanut butter blew my mind. Add it to the mile long scroll of trashy Philly pronunciations from the boys!

[@soxfantony773]

I love this show so fkn much

[@bigjaydoperson]

I made the mistake of listening to this mid workout and almost died from dropping the weight on myself laughing! Gotta be a real bozo and sit down with a burnie and an IPA next time, for my health of course!

[@spencerandersenn]

has happened to me so many times

[@marcob2137]

Foley would look good in a guayabera, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation 💅.

[@richardandrade9418]

I legit always got depressed when my mother gave me shit for valentine's day. Sweetest lady in the world I get it, still cut me a down a little bit every time

[@LoS-J]

I see AYG, I close whatever garbage I'm watching. Hachi machi!

[@puddintaine4556]

Foley's intro gets me every time. Especially "McScruffins" and "McBuggins". Shout out Tuddie.

[@mhartogh]

Me and my boyfriend are 29 years old and my mommy still gets us cookies and treats for all the novelty holidays, I literally told all my coworkers yesterday I can't wait to see what my mom got me 🤣

[@malloryhomsey]

37:18 lmaoooo is this a PA thing? You better believe I was puffing on black & milds and philly blunts in middle school. 😂. 🗑️ 🗑️ omg swisher sweets lol

[@michaelsweeney2807]

We need Foleys Hawaii trip on the patreon! It’s been long enough kippy

[@jdcriswell2499]

Its still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

[@stizz19]

"wait, you're wearing your dead dad's prescription crocs" hahahaha

[@shookzl1]

love hearing that solid ass “truuuuu daaa rooofff” everytime

[@codiejcollins]

honestly turning into my fav pod

[@PearlDrumsHead]

“Kevin’s Spankin’ it Hour” is a classic lmao

[@dsas97]

Hope your week is going good Garbage GANG 🗑️

[@RxanDz]

🗑️ GANG

[@philmccutcheon5760]

🗑GANG

[@you_down_with_pjc]

🗑️ GANG

[@SlayerTomentor]

Right back atcha! This podcast has the best fans. So many other podcasts have followers that just shit on everything they can. This group of fans are chill AF🙌🏼

[@malloryhomsey]

Army of GARBAGE baby 🗑️

[@christopher7725]

Dude those Dennis the Menace references were right on. Oh man those beans. That character was creeeeppyyy

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Hey Foley. Patty is in good company. My mom also still gives me a big Hershey kiss and a scratch off at Valentine’s Day and I’m in your age range. We’ll always be their babies!

[@PhaedruS007]

The flower sticker bath grippy jawns! That was one of my early garbage questions.

[@Jaypac1109]

"Kippy soup" is the most underrated joke of this ep

[@Hosebrain]

Black mold and semen is just too revolting

[@timothyhood7469]

No bull. Just dawned on me at this present moment. This is my favorite for a min now. Shout out to the boys... so much love .

[@justinneubauer7827]

Had me dying on the car ride home, then foley explaining his regret with his pops, had me calling the old man after.

[@dannyakbar]

“I’m bringing paper towels” hahahahaha

[@DrunkInChargeMMA]

My mom got me a fishing pole for valentine's day when I was 10 years old. Plus the candy

[@portlandsamber]

Getting ready to move back in with the parents... Maybe I'll be able to afford the Patreon now like the classy princess I am. Edit: Don't do business with a loved one without an ironclad contract like this bozo.

[@Therileyrileyriley]

ohhhh tough!

[@5cent27]

Keep us updated Amber. I want to know if you’re sleeping in your childhood bed!

[@RazvanTI]

That's a tough look.

[@popofpink11]

as a fellow classy princess living with the rents again, the patreon is well worth your coins

[@bobbywhitaker8872]

Hahahaha

[@cloudbloom]

As a chef I can confirm that Foley is right about bacteria growth when you do the dirtbag bozo move of warming up food in your car with the sun lmao🤣

[@samanthab1923]

But it never dawned on him to clean his CPAP?

[@cloudbloom]

@@samanthab1923 ikr, the duality of dirtbag

[@samanthab1923]

@@cloudbloom You have a way with words 😆 perfect description

[@d.j.ashley]

Damn! This one is great.

[@ibevorpe3035]

I have a few patreons, and there's nothing like being part of the Bozo Brigade. Honestly, the best 10$ I spend every month!

[@bstrang6]

When I was 11 I had to drive my mom home from a Kiss Aerosmith concert after watching her flash Steven Tyler across state lines on a bridge that was under construction down to one lane in a rusty Mazda 626. The cherry on top was I had never driven, and she made me detour to a Hardee’s drive through.

[@only_son5040]

"Stay out of my roooooom" hahah I related that way too much! Also Brittany's first music video had me tuggin boys

[@drakecarothers9186]

Just found the boys recently and foley reminds me so much of Farley and makes me love the man god bless

[@prod1192]

Bruh I wear my dead uncle's prescription Crocs🤣🤣🤣

[@mranderson20]

Woot woot bring on the trash

[@elizabethmahoney83]

It’s like taking percs you don’t shit for a weekend! 😂😂😂 shout out to Mike Rainey.

[@joemcgoldrick8213]

Good piece of business here

[@JimboBillyBob]

Kippy and Toby's moms don't love them is the vibe I'm getting.

[@sanjose5278]

Big Man! I'm telling you one of the best things about Hawaii is chilling out half in the water beer in hand watching the sun go down. Highlight of my summer 2022 🏝☀️ 🍻 👌

[@Erik_belanger]

Can confirm as a 21 year old man, my mom got me a Dr pepper and a bag of doritos for valentines day, tbh it was kinda clutch

[@EulogizingSleep]

My mom floats me a few chocolate hearts from sees candy and a crisp 10 dollar bill 💸. Going on 30 over here

[@bezillions]

What no chocolate covered Lays chips? Your mom sucks bruh! My mom used to get me a dope ass toy like some finger boards or a pair of soap shoes maybe a tube full of POGZ from the strip mall on Baltimore pike in 96

[@bezillions]

Irish potatoes on patties day, diabetes the og way

[@bezillions]

"Captain Black and Swishers Sweets $2.50 a box outta da Rite Aid on Macdade Blvd in 2004 lolol we had the same deal but we just stole them cus they kept everything besides the burnies on an aisle !!!

[@lukief]

thanks for all the content! as a 10$ homie you guys got me covered for most the days of the week. love the trash. live the trash.

[@nathanzaslow5614]

Smoking black n milds just to feel something is basically the mantra of this show love yalls

[@adame8893]

Early drop! Thanks T-Bone. 🗑🗑

[@tmacfan824]

Foley at the docks bargaining for a half ton of three year old sweet talk hearts warms my heart

[@KyleNRB]

AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Shapel Lacey - Flippin' Class AYG Comedy Podcast: Big Jay Oakerson - Fancy Accoutrements AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

[@kznovak]

30 year old guy, my mom still gives me some candy for Valentine's day. Even get a card from dad every year.

[@ceemolecule]

"That's what's on your Nose dude- That's athlete's Nose"

[@petermarcet4929]

My mom hooked up Valentine’s Day until I was like 12

[@alv.3007]

Greatest line ever when he said athletes nose

[@Zachula619]

CHIPS?! :O At the Marie's caramel dip killed me 😭😭😭

[@anthonybogus5688]

Shoutout Henry “Don’t forget my Super Bowl Commercial Credit” Foley 🙏🏾

[@notspeltdylan]

Got my HTX tickies! Cannot wait. Even saved a couple schmeckles for an Uber and some beer.

[@tomsevcik1792]

Lmao you’re gonna wear a Hawaiian shirt to a wedding? - It’s in Hawaii dumb ass… that cracked me tf up

[@mickeyabbot5851]

Hell yea new AYG now, new South Park later

[@Jm-is9ig]

Man the boys had me lol 😂😂😂 this episode

[@rspigner8705]

This is a classic boys, " How long you been involved in underground boxing?" great ep!

[@anthonybogus5688]

He came through that shower like Coke Bear L M M F F A A A O O O Foley’s on 🔥

[@RxanDz]

My Hoagie Hero’s!!!!!!😂😂😂

[@anthonybogus5688]

Foley : 2 pillars of our industry!! Real cool guy ahhaha

[@anthonybogus5688]

What the fuck is that the spray paint?? polyamorous LMMAAAOOOO damn I love you Foley haha

[@sno-cone6052]

Foley talking about not appreciating his Dad hurts. You can tell the big-guy misses him. We ALL need to call our parents, (if we are lucky enough to still have them around) and thank them.

[@hre2bviolent107]

TRU DA ROOF

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

Hachi machi for the algo

[@spark8147]

The vacation convo in beginning was truly amazing wirk 😂😂😂😂🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[@kickedouttaconfession]

That Dennis the menace callback…reason I didn’t try beans til like 25 😂

[@neverleft636]

The “Ohw yee” kippy does every time is so satisfying

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

LETS DO THIS TRASH BAGS!!!!

[@sethwillis2782]

I blasted CocoaRoos chocolate milk out of my nose when Kippy said “edible panties” That was some good business right there

[@finn4435]

Lol Helix actually okayed that ad! "any you broads out there been nailed in an elite mattress?"

[@vsb1971]

Cutting an apple saves your expensive dental work from damage!

[@BabaBooey88]

learning to drive in a graveyard hit me so hard, add another to the checklist of me being garbage

[@aw1170]

The dashboard is the working mans microwave. I use the defrost to cook my hotpockets and whatnot in the winter as well.

[@awnordma]

Easter is hands down the best candy holiday. It's the only one with a bunch of awesome special candy. "Candy" corn, chalk hearts, and fun size BS can all kick rocks.

[@borlanderobertson5666]

I love yous guys. Take better care of yourselves. Extra homo

[@philoconnor1272]

I been saying hatchie matchie and my wife hates it. Thanks fellas

[@bobbywhitaker8872]

Love these dudes

[@anthonybogus5688]

You ever eat a snicker bar and realize you’re halfway down to your elbow lmaaooo But yeah fully the almond snickers bar is super fire!!

[@ryanaspenson8913]

Omg I had the whole Hul- Kogan/Hogan debate for years!! As a kid it was Hul-Kogan but after reading it as I got older really had to sound out that second H to not feel like a Dumb a$$ 😂

[@samrussell9335]

Kippy calling a go kart a “go-car” haha

[@ChamonixHouse884]

Foley got a brick of conversation hearts straight off the boat.

[@erikapistacchio8375]

The fact that splitting the tin foil from the wax paper on gum was brought up 😅 I'm 30 yrs old and still do that to this day

[@philsowers]

Just saw Ari's 2nd POD, and only now noticed the 2 liter of The Dew on the shelf! TrRAYyssh LOL

[@MrBiggerdaddio]

Toby is the luckiest auddience member

[@thefloridiancanuck2721]

RIP to Foley's pop. My condolences big guy

[@ghallls]

Valentimes day..."In the time of Valen"..classic