Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: European Cowboy w/ Kippy & Foley

[@LifeOfBaha]

‘you’ve never stuck with anything for more than 6 months’ ‘i did cocaine for a long time’ - uncle hank

[@nickhedges3049]

Thank god this comment is here lmaooo I was gonna say!

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

They didn't catch that at all😂😂😂😂

[@boagski]

😂😂😂 the man is golden!

[@BrothaB910]

I was dying but it was stepped on so I didn’t know if anyone else caught it 😂😂

[@VitaKet]

"you've never done one thing for more than 6 months" "i did blow for a long time" If you're gonna quote at least get it right...

[@nickricci19]

"You can also get Whopper Jr's for breakfast" *does signature water bottle grab* "So I've heard...." *Fades to commercial* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@somecsguy9824]

It's so good the way he does it under his breath. With kippy just staring at him not reacting 😂

[@albreezy26]

"I did blow for a long time" lol went under the radar but that made me giggle 😂

[@theearms6338]

Caught that too and made me laugh my ass off 😆

[@TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsVince]

My ex used to rehydrate jerky to make meals. She is currently institutionalized and has been in more mental hospitals in the last 3 1/2 years than I can count on my hand. ..that being said, the meals were delicious. Love youse

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

How’d you lose the other hand?

[@DATsun727]

@@KitchenerLeslie2 that one isn’t for counting it has institutionalized tatted on it for spelling purposes.

[@antwarren2565]

“Are you worried about cows not shitting?” I fuckin died 😂😂

[@iNoctiuagus]

Packing up to move out of my ex's house, and I'm realizing I have more bongs than pants. Stay classy, bozos!

[@Jeremycook_]

They used to sell shredded beef jerky in a chewing tobacco tin.. you know for the kids. If they still sell it that'd be good on a trashy hoagie

[@hippiejoee]

They still do and I remember packing my lip with some jack links shredded jerky pretending it’s dip😂

[@Dukedogdog]

They still do and about twice a year I have to get some to fill that specific weird void in my life of needing a lip full of jerky haha

[@antwarren2565]

“That’s not a slim Jim, that’s a Fat Foley” Did not get the props it deserved

[@codychurchill2172]

I LOST MY SHIT. Highway robbery for the T Bone on that one 🤣🤣🤣

[@jakerivera4775]

Nothing on that??

[@ThePeoplesConsultant]

Beef jerky in a sandwich is crazy. You’re gonna swallow everything else before the jerky. You’re gonna feel like a cow chewing cud

[@tupac1971ever]

Mayo with a slim Jim is crazy

[@H1ghAndTight]

Did a little gardenin, Just had some mother's day home bbq with the fam, now havin a heater and a beer and a little gar bage to wrap it up. Perfect end to a great day. Happy Mother's Day to all the Ma's Out Der.!

[@mikepostalakis]

Heater burning in the ashtray, bacon, egg and cheese delivered, Bud Heavy cracked and ready to sip. Let’s fucking go!

[@RonBurgundy-iw1xl]

That’s clean livin right there

[@mikepostalakis]

@@RonBurgundy-iw1xl just prepping for my colonoscopy

[@lucasweaver9965]

Fire me up son

[@Norvillescoobs]

Joiz quiff oinal seamen

[@breakercassidy6946]

On nights I drink, beforehand I make a bacon, sausage, egg and cheese on a bagel for those 6-8 drinks in hunger pangs

[@Leebotsford92]

Just got out of work on a Sunday evening. Lighting a heater, rolling a blunt, and ordering a ‘za , paired with a good old family episode! Nothing better on a Sunday evening! Thank you bozos and homies for making yet another Sunday

[@ryanmarks4277]

Ripping some heaters and dabbies, enjoying the spring weather (finally), deciding what to have for dinner, hanging out with my cats, and enjoying the episode! S’good vibes 🤙🏼

[@DTTWOPP]

I can smell both of ur stale smoke houses from here....and IT AINT TOO SHABBY

[@pvthfindxr]

u are livin life bud

[@andrewwilsing6533]

🎉🎉🎉

[@Tuddysplug.coke.notbutt]

Y’all know Patreon drops a bonus ep on Sundays and a hard feelings on sat. Best content on the market I’ll bet my Patreon subscription on it

[@rustincole_w1339]

Toby looks like the brother of a girlfriend you meet for the 1st time and all she says is, "He is really into gaming"

[@GenX80sKid]

42:33 when Foley drops the lid from his water, 🤣

[@traviscoates6878]

"Fuck"

[@bobbyrobinette5772]

42:30.......Foley loses his bottle cap, mouths "Fuck" .....internally "good bye forever "

[@herroic]

Episode 13 in a row that the big man has brought up t bone’s wrench if anyone is counting

[@danielmalyon2320]

"brought up" 😉

[@joelle.miller]

Sundee night with the boys at Tuddy's. ❤

[@AndrewG.Comedy]

Foley saying "You can start doing that with anything really." When it came to the soda scam was a missed opportunity

[@SycsFinest]

The breakfast whopper is the freshest whopper you'll ever eat. It's the only time of day I'll hit a BK.

[@JW-vo6lt]

Old rich guy I golfed with kept his booger sugar in an expensive vintage pepper grinder

[@ThePerezParlay]

Foley’s food knowledge never ceases to amaze me

[@AAG-f6e]

Innit! Finished the grass capping off the night with the resin bowl like some real dirty trash.

[@rbourgoine1]

Kippy giving people shit for holding their nose in the water but is afraid to use a cheese grater. 😂

[@cookinitupwithty5999]

I always love it when you click on the video and the first thing you hear is “WELCOME” makes it feel like our own garbage little club! ❤

[@MoteKinTrol]

Foley saying 'Surround sound was bullshit' is a crazy thing to say.

[@MrGpse]

And never forget Pocket Bacon, It can save your life.

[@michaelfoley1966]

Sunday night family episode as I light the bbq and a joint, clean living.

[@blazedcdxx5473]

Is it garbage to end up at a Hardee’s for their biscuit and gravy for mothers day breakfast

[@LBBKPHILLY]

You can fix a tube tv thats been messed with a magnet. There was a circular wand you would wave over the sceeen. Called a degaussing coil.

[@snotmonger]

"I can't reuse dirty underwear!" Maybe the most garbage saying ever!! Well done, Mr. Foley.

[@MrGpse]

Y'all need to get Tom Arnold on to tell you about the hog possessing plant he worked at!

[@kronik1447]

Mustard on a sausage biscuit is good stuff. Sling blade certified.

[@joelbrown3479]

PRICELESS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@justindestafney]

That slip by Kippy 😅 19:53

[@Nandino7]

The cow magnet !!! 😂 this old timer at work told me about them the other day!! He keeps one in his pocket all the time !

[@levimontoya1159]

I totally stuck a magnet to a computer in middle school and when the colors changed, the teacher was like "if that doesn't change back, you'll be buying a new monitor!"

[@adrianfavela791]

“That’s not a slim Jim that’s a fat foley” man Toby coming for top joker on the pod lol

[@WhoisCake]

Underwear looking like used paper towels after BBQ had me fucking cackling! Holy shit.

[@soundsofsleep1540]

My youngest LOVES BLTs, at 5yo we gave him one. He was hooked on "salad burgers" as he called them. Mustard on breakfast sandwiches are nice. Bacon Egg n Cheese biscuit with a little mustard is the way to go. Also a fried SPAM or Bologna, egg and cheese with mustard is nice too.

[@VWbusofdestiny]

Answering garbage questions 6 minutes in... is where I wannit! Love these dirtballs.

[@mattyoungs7184]

“I was cleaner than I was” is an insane statement

[@AiirGalaxy]

In Upstate Vermont there's a festival, and they have the cow patty raffle but it's on the road😂 It's a little town and it's held right on the main road

[@Somanykyles]

The girl just left. Rolled out the secret snack stash and letting the boys take me to rest and relaxation.

[@michaellatchmansingh57]

Someone needs to turn the Kippy eating a hoagie gesture into a gif…for science.

[@joelbrown3479]

BRILLIANT

[@joshuacleberg7995]

Cows have three stomachs dudes. Magnet stays in the first. 👍

[@smitty1281]

Kippy’s Tommy Boy reference was a good piece of business

[@fillyourlifewithferenc5567]

The wonderful feeling of seeing that a new family episode is up❤

[@heather5417]

Smoking a blunt 🎉listening to a family episode on a Sunday night !!!! Shout out to tuddy

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Ole "Dirty Tips" Foley does it again.

[@mpr900]

On the note of high-school football turf, my high-school bought the bills turf secondhand and we had the nicest feild in upstate NY

[@djcbal]

Smoked BBQ on the burner, heaters at the ready, it's Sundee wit da Buooyys!!

[@danswan2099]

Cowpie Bingo was a part of my childhood.

[@Michael-jr5ie]

“That’s a lunch sauce” 😂 don’t break the honey mustard at breakfast with kippy

[@Joe-jh9bx]

I switched to Hokas a few years ago, and nothing is better for people with bad feet.

[@jakerivera4775]

Foley's everyday carry: phone, keys, wallet, heaters, Kevin's lighter

[@Dr.Boombatz]

Let's gooooooo, Sunday night with the boys!!!

[@KrazeeTrayne91]

200k subs! 🎉

[@CB-ht9ow]

201k-> 1,000,000

[@joelbrown3479]

Let's go ARMY

[@ty-mn6ij]

A Nice AYG ep after spending the day with Ma, what a great night we got here ❤

[@growingheart8039]

"Criss-cross apple sauce" nice save from Kippy😂

[@MGrant-bj1dc]

As an 80's kid it will always be indian style...Bunch of Indian givers.😂😂

[@Thrash44041]

Kippy dead on with McD and just nuggets and tendies. Seriously best podcast on the internet.

[@joelbrown3479]

Army of Garbage cards, date of enrty... PRICELESS

[@DATsun727]

4:18 see he can commit to things 😅

[@ryanmcgrath8157]

41:08 “I was snoring as a kid”

[@groovefiend25]

4:18 "did blow for a long time" not even 5 min in and im already cackling

[@Nyghtprowler]

You do the old teeth rake on those super cheap "brownies" where two come in a package. They had colorful sprinkles on them and weren't the best... When you took them off the white paper "Card" they came on it would always leave a skin of the brownie in the backing and you had to teeth rake those lol. They were called cosmic brownies or something.

[@fakename1656]

Lil debs

[@craigparrish940]

Lmao at kippy holding up a cheese grater

[@chriswillock1062]

I love mustard on a breakfast samich! "Its called experimenting with drugs." 😂😂

[@lilwillbooth9871]

“Shout it out loud” to the #ArmyOfGarbage !! long live the Homies and the Bozos !! #AYG #AreYouGarbage ?

[@damascusdoshu3104]

we had cow poop bingo in my area as well.. midwest

[@Lethargiccharge]

Them talking about betting where animals shit brings me right back to Sam Tallents book running the light about that happening and having to fucking follow it 😂😂😂 much love garbage family!!

[@lamymclamelame]

47:41 if AYG did their own version of Big Ass Card Holder I'll def get in it.

[@Treeezzz]

I went to the show Thursday at the Town Hall in New York. It was so good

[@joelbrown3479]

CONGRATULATIONS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎GARBAGE ARMY🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@doughansen8805]

Kippy shitting on Kiss is killing me. I'm a card carrying, face painting member! At 35! Haha

[@ItsJoKeZ]

saying the size of his dongle made you want to puke as a compliment is so god damn funny 😂💀

[@justinwilsonmusic8555]

My mom turned me on to putting mustard on MacDonald's breakfast sandwiches and I've never looked back! I do get weird looks when I ask for mustard before I drive away, every time.

[@arsenallyfur3078]

The moment kippy says "Your 33 and can't go under water, you ain't getting laid" and your 33 and cant go under water lol 'What, i've got a hole in my ear drum'

[@_m_m4]

12:54 left over bacon and white bread rolls with a little mayo is a good night ❤😂 Youes boys make me hungry 🤤 And I work at a gas station 25 miles south of Chicago, an individual 20oz bottle of coke is $3.03 or two for $5.43 after tax

[@Mattoishere]

I love the way kippy says filet mignon

[@joelbrown3479]

CLASSY 😎😂😎😂😎

[@Alexanderthegreatdrummer]

The agreement in unison that mustard doesn't go with breakfast is the most offensive thing I've ever heard on this podcast

[@dochuckleberry4558]

Learning I'm garbage because I like mustard with my breakfast sandwiches is very eye opening.

[@PearlDrumsHead]

I’ve NEVER heard of a damn Slim Jim sandwich though Foley ya got me there lmfao

[@aubreejunesmom]

I love yall SO much!! 😂❤

[@gracealexsmith]

My grand pop worked at Tastycake, and he would flip the Krimpet package over (frosting down) and like run it on the table for a couple seconds and wouldn’t lose the frosting. Now they put a little air in the package

[@wraith66642o]

yes, mustard does belong on a bacon egg and cheese, little mayo, little mustard, absolutely divine.

[@cabalerios]

As a man of culture, I cannot understate how good Mustard on an Egg Mcmuffin is.

[@travisbooth3002]

Been watching the old Patreon episodes recently for the first time and recently watched the bed bug episodes so this opening was extra funny to me with the bed bug reference of T-bone's past. 😂

[@thargro13]

A fried bologna, runny egg, and cheese with mayo and mustard is insanely good. The mustard paired with the bologna and egg is nice.

[@realcoy2115]

anyone remember jerky 'dip', it was for kids. can prolly use that for a sammy

[@sissyofFreemont]

Putting away laundry and receiving another mothers day gift, new ep!

[@mschriber88]

Foley is fuckin up that table with his watch 😂😂😂😂

[@P.dripps92]

If you ain't first you're last

[@brunofreitas6914]

Shake n Bake!!!🤜🤛

[@joelbrown3479]

WAWA TWINS FTW What an amazing FLASHBACK episode. BRAVO GENTS Bx love 😎

[@boagski]

Someone needed to pull the choke a bit more! The boys were slow on the start this week😂

[@CornerStoreDrums]

OH YEE! Ready for another AYG week!

[@Gav86rfc]

That teeth raking cheese off of fast food wrappers question hit me where I live. Talk about a reminder that I'm a fat piece of trash.😂

[@chrisdurandt3834]

The towel thing literally happened to me today. Used a jean. Worked like a charm.😅

[@mikeb2383]

I was a trash kid that had tubes in my ears. I remember when each one came out too. I also got no adnoids

[@hoskins74]

A line a mustard on a *half'a bacon sandwich ain't bad! *One slice of bread, folded, 2/3 slices of bacon

[@okay.bruv.]

Hey boys, how about this?? Used to wait tables at a truck stop. There was this regular that would come in, always in the same outfit and always ordered the same thing. Sausage and cheese omelet with hashbrowns and sourdough toast. But then he would COVER the omelet with yellow mustard !!! It was a sight to behold, my friends !

[@braydencoombs6527]

Always love a fam episode

[@Noname30000]

Old trapper beef jerky is what you need