Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Kim Congdon Returns!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Kim Congdon! You know Kim from stand up comedy, The Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Your Moms House, the Honeydew podcast, The Danny Brown Show, and her podcast the Kim Congdon Take Over! Make sure to check out her new special "Childless Milf" OUT NOW! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

[@AreYouGarbage]

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[@Speedster_2451]

See ya'll here in Albu'Crazy NM!! 🎉🤘

[@grantpowell4135]

I'm not convinced that kim is not with Lewis again lol

[@RobertSlover]

these two bozos on a hitch hiking adventure sounds like a cult classic waiting to happen! on the road/odd couple/fear and loathing

[@RobertSlover]

these two bozos on a hitch hiking adventure sounds like a cult classic waiting to happen! on the road/odd couple/fear and loathing

[@menwithven8114]

Im 20 minutes in. Between filing taxes in Louisiana and taking a random dude on a riverboat gambling trip with her mom this is maybe the trashiest opening ever lmao

[@andystreet339]

This guy she speaks of sounds a little sus. Lol

[@Dyals_Style]

​@@andystreet339so much sus

[@menwithven8114]

@andystreet339 yeah you think lol.

[@andystreet339]

lol

[@midwestmulisha820]

@@andystreet339dude is total chad haha.

[@Real_Coparo]

All these Mint Mobile reads, we better see youse guys in the Deadpool movie 😂

[@mastergwaha]

kippy and foley run a pawn shop hes trying to buy a gun at

[@bubbaballer88]

We need a Ryan Reynolds appearance on the pod.

[@FU7IM7CANADIAN]

Ryan Reynolds sold his share years ago.

[@rickeykoga2312]

Nikki Glaser said Kim helped her a lot with her roast bits and delivery - props where props is deserved 🎉

[@Gixsir]

Like the Drake of the comedy world using ghost writers 😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

They all use writers

[@thelokifiles]

Kim is actually very funny. Nikki....not funny.

[@marctaylor1142]

They're both hilarious 👍

[@BozoBuckets96]

Kims at the roast sneakin into the parking lot. “I swear I know Tom Brady! This dress was $3!” 😂😂😂

[@krikeydial3430]

Facts.

[@jamesmanriquez3493]

“Combos are too white” “I like sour cream and onion pringles”

[@brendansokol8599]

“Combos IS too white” don’t give her that much credit😂

[@awill891]

I was hoping she would say Hot Cheetos.

[@ronnoc9329]

Funny because she sounds extremely white

[@8bitdevil504]

Kim is the main character in GTA VI.

[@jonnygranville281]

H. Foley looking like Jerry Garcia in the tour promo 😂

[@serenayflamenca]

😂😂😂

[@thelokifiles]

Cherry Garcia

[@dma3932]

LMFAO

[@GahMorninJulia]

Guaranteed inside of Kim’s high-end Gucci bag are McDonalds napkins

[@thelokifiles]

Plan B

[@P.dripps92]

Kim is the type of woman you fall madly in love with but deep down you know you couldn't handle her.

[@chrisrize21]

Shes already past her prime

[@BozoBuckets96]

It would be a helluva ride and I am doowwnn

[@bezillions]

Pff that's sad cuz, wtf, have some self respect, LOL

[@lordfordification]

Welcome to Florida women, you get fat white girl or crazy Spanish.

[@H3H3HEE]

Kim and I would be the cutest gfs honestly

[@reinders82]

Florida. Army Vet. Day trades. Met on the beach. Together 5 months. Living together 5 months. TRASH TRASH TRASH 🤣😂🤣

[@LorcanaDude17]

Dude was living on the beach for sure😂😂😂😂

[@bubbaballer88]

Yea..that tracks 😂

[@dennismarie6599]

Yup teeerasshhh

[@thelokifiles]

Sounds like a solid dude

[@dannyplas3312]

lol filing your taxes in the wrong state is insane 🤣

[@americusnovus6537]

It's the most LA girl thing to do.😂

[@alexandraharkins]

Even more that when it said "State" she picked LA thinking Los Angeles 😂

[@downsouth333]

She knew what she was doing

[@alexhebert3229]

She used to date Louis…not the dumbest thing she has done lol

[@dmanm85]

You heard her laugh right?

[@runawaywill]

In Florida it's called fishing for "Square Grouper". When you find a Kilo of coke in the water.

[@JoeeMaMa8]

That whole karaoke section was so funny but god Kim killed me at 28:24 her mom singing Zombie 😭😭😂😂😂

[@p.l.3949]

Retired from 10 years in the army "day trader" with no home, all stuff at his parents house because he has been backpacking for a year? Hmm...

[@greasemonkey060]

Hachi Machi! Cousin Kimmy is the only relative I wouldn’t think twice about giving a smooch

[@bubbaballer88]

Trash..but fair 😂

[@Michael-jr5ie]

“Forks go quick” -Kevin Ryan

[@wharris123184]

Standing in line at the store and still did a “CHREWDAROOF” finger to the sky! LET’S GO BOZOS! 🗑️

[@DTTWOPP]

Quite literally the only move tho tbh

[@Bassdrummer0753]

COOOOKINNNN

[@mrgalactus7264]

I was wearing the tour tee while I done it

[@capealio]

Pure Garbagio 🗑️

[@bearrett50kal17]

Reminds me of the Crab Feasts "AAAAAWWWWWWWEEEEE WELCOME BACK TO THE CRAB FEAST YALL" that fans would do along with Ryan and Jay, at least I know I would

[@DMT118]

31:36 “you have haven’t yuh” 😭

[@tobyidris05]

Kim's mum needs an appearance or we riot!

[@michaelsillars8146]

The real Puerto Rican rattlesnake 😏

[@txtacos817-3]

If this happens it will break KZbin 😂

[@otjunior]

Yes for sure!!

[@Gixsir]

Ya because Kim sucks her stories are only good if it includes other people being the funny one

[@jaredfaidley8391]

Chombie

[@HEIRorERROR]

I didn't know it was possible to even file taxes in the wrong state lol

[@jimjohnson8999]

Online filing

[@doobieblaze1628]

"Because it was McDonald's again" 😂 legend ✌️❤️

[@12point131]

Picking up Foley and Kippy in a Tesla would halve the range.

[@jjtt281]

That promo is reminding me of dumb n dumber 😂😂😂😂

[@shanerichmond4433]

You go and do something like this…and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

[@mastergwaha]

big gulps huh? whelp! see ya later!

[@MeettheCreatives]

“IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?!” Lmao

[@jamesmanriquez3493]

She actually ended up filing in CA for Canada instead of California lol

[@Pursc248]

When Kim said "I Don't know cars, what am I a man?" Had me rolling laughing haha

[@colicrud]

Oh shit! Go gators, you gotta be a great student to get in there lol and shout out to the Swamp 🐊

[@tyler4418]

Does anyone remember when they started asking the "bath at a hotel" question? Been wanting to rewatch that.

[@rmh3093]

"stealing chromies" is why I love this podcast, lmao

[@bezillions]

I was stealing chromies outside of Clover's and got accosted by a teenager playing street hockey, apparently it was his truck and he saw me creeping on the chromies but I hadn't yet taken them, he gripped me up by my shirt, LOL

[@rmh3093]

@@bezillions me and my friends used to ride our bikes around the neighborhood and shopping parking lots stealing these as kids, had piles of them for no reason, only needed 2 for my bike, think it was the quest for the coolest pair

[@mastergwaha]

@@rmh3093 getting the dice or skull ones?! hachi machi!

[@smerrick315]

I’m sure square grouper are still rare in Florida waters, but we all can dream Kim lol

[@Dowder]

No chance in hell this relationship lasts. 😅

[@serenayflamenca]

Huge mistake. Sounds like a future stalky ex boyfriend.

[@TonyMarselle]

Classic love bombing.

[@WKRP187]

This chick knows she's hot and loves breaking guys hearts to ever have a real long relationship

[@thelokifiles]

It's going to go the distance, just you wait and see.

[@Carryusaway_]

Her vocal fry

[@AJohnSmith]

She’s part jew.

[@coachalexroberts]

Kim and Joey Diaz need to be on a podcast together

[@txtacos817-3]

Shout out to the Chris DiStefano shirt on Foley DXL is stepping up 🔥

[@JakeFennimore]

Kim got hosed!! Cash only at McDonald’s late at night is trash, it’s a trick, that cash goes right in the pocket of the cashier.

[@ScamLikely9327]

I work for a Junkyard and I can confirm Tow truck drivers are indeed on some sketchy shit.

[@threemileallan]

JoshbPotter falling off cliffs 8n the desert lmao

[@jakedummy]

LMAO nippy goes “more fries” like it was obvious when they asked what the second visit to mcd’s was for

[@Ethiokarate1]

I cant believe I have the exact same dining table as AYG lmao

[@ChristopherKushnir]

Of all the things I’m stuck on Combos are too white but sour cream and onion Pringles aren’t!?!?

[@voidcenturyD]

Don't overthink it. From my experience people who label things as "too white" usually have some racial insecurities about themselves. You can tell she was embarrassed when asked what snack isn't "too white"

[@ImTaskforce]

Anytime some guest asks who’s the trashiest guest it should be an immediate “Tom Thakkar”.

[@DelVillatoro]

"You guys are Douche bags now!" Oh my god, that reaction was perfect 😂

[@MaxBrodsky.]

Gotta get that square grouper yall!

[@keengkai8175]

ik foley was PISSED when he dropped that luggage 🤣

[@Mase4400]

Board member here. Shout-out East Texas baby. Love Kim. Love y'all.

[@davidr2710]

Hey Kim! If it makes you feel better, me and my wife have been together nine years, and had a similar first weeks together. Don't let em get you down, we're rooting for you!

[@VerticallyChallengedMom]

This was such a great episode! Thanks everyone!

[@georgeprendergast8305]

Kim would DEFINITELY get it 💪❤️😎😏

[@gradycooper7416]

yea she actually looking good

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

Luis K. Gomez in da house!!! 🤙🏻🤙🏻😆

[@jonathonnolan2328]

See ya in Tulsa!.. The world's largest bottle of ketchup 🤣🤣🤣

[@someguymb123]

Just what I needed boys!

[@lucifer73]

You don't "retire" from the military after 10 years unless you were injured.

[@williamconrad1087]

I agree. But I bet she has some garbage stories about him the next time she is a guest.

[@JBGC916]

Could be a ROTC spook, then injured or contract for awhile

[@JonasCraftUltimate]

Hes a loaded business man, made his money investing

[@williamconrad1087]

@@JonasCraftUltimate sounds like they are both loaded and often.

[@FAFObozo]

Probably medically retired with a big enough percentage of disability to draw a decent check. Lots of my military buddies are but they still work so they're pulling two incomes.

[@jessehodges8020]

Sturgeons or whatever it’s called 😂

[@joenestor1673]

I became an official bozo a few days ago so I’ve been working my way through the Patreon and then I hop on the Youstube and I see a fresh one over here! Are you garbage for dayzz bros

[@billtron182]

Man I subscribed to the Patreon recently too and those hard feeling episodes have me in tears. Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. I promise ull be in absolute tears laughing 😂

[@billtron182]

I recently subscribed to the Patreon too and been working through those hard feelings episodes and there hilarious! Do urself a favor and watch the bonus are you garbage episode wild and wonderful whites. It had me in tears it so funny 😂😂

[@joenestor1673]

@@billtron182 I’ve been watching all of them 😂 I saw the wild wonderful whites one this morning 😂😂

[@JWP6948]

If you've become a made man by joining the patreon you are no longer a bozo...you are offish a HOMIE now. Welcome! Them hard muthafuckin feelings are worth the payment every month alone.

[@billtron182]

@@joenestor1673 man after watching that episode I can’t remember the last time I genuinely laughed that much 😂😂

[@willvr4]

Kevin and Foley are the definition of living above their means just for appearances. Foley didn't even learn until last year that you're suppose to pay off the balance on your credit card every month if you want a good credit score and want to avoid interest haha

[@kyleduffy4101]

Former Repo-Man First Time Caller, putting the car down for cash is good business and saves everyone a giant headache. That guys a hero for even offering the opportunity to slide a lil cash over

[@taylorchappell5285]

Already got my tickies to OKC!!! LETS GOOOO BOYYYS!!!!

[@noahcutter]

Holly shit the Swamp. I remember that place. It was Okaloosa Island

[@danielarents510]

Why on earth was mark cuban at a college bar in Gainesville

[@PigglyWigglyDeluxe]

16:55 lol “count down town”, meanwhile our area code is “dirty five thirty”

[@nitramyellek442011]

She fuggin thought LA meant Los Angeles. She is an adult. Wow

[@esterrut9702]

She was stoned!

[@AJohnSmith]

These people vote…😂

[@PaulWTaber-zd8ds]

Hahahaha 30:38 or so, Kippy asking “what color” is her favorite Pringle was, baldie had Gatorade on the brain ha

[@khalifa13thy]

"It was McDonald's again" had me crying!

[@SobchakSecurity338]

58:40 really took our boys out for a minute 😂

[@greg1685]

Yoooo I live by that giant ketchup bottle woo woo woo 😅

[@Rufio629]

Man I wish you guys came to Nashville, I’d be there in a heartbeat

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

Kim is so exactly every girl I went to high school with in central Florida. Makes me crazy lol.

[@morticianjosh7116]

Great episode. She owns her trashiness and that somehow ends up gold.

[@hipporul]

32:33 LINE THEIR PURSES WITH ALUMINUM FOIL IS CRAZY LMFAOOOOO

[@Yesyou_]

It’s hilarious Kim makes it a point to mention her boyfriend every podcast she’s on

[@samtavakoli6682]

Yea and apparently he's at every one with her. That's not creepy at all....

[@willvr4]

@@samtavakoli6682 What else is he gonna do? They're 3,000 miles away from home and probably want to do stuff in NYC between pods. Makes more sense logistically.

[@mastergwaha]

@@willvr4 yeah hows her boyfriend creepy? she says she wants to marry the guy, hes medically retired (thats how that works btw after only 10 years in the service)

[@willvr4]

@@mastergwaha Yeah, and he sounded like he had a blast laughing in the background.

[@samtavakoli6682]

@@willvr4 You are also weird. There are tons of things you can do, other than following around your GF for 24 hours a day.

[@voidcenturyD]

Haha that hitchhiking intro was a homerun

[@adambazzle8337]

Retired military after 10 years? Huh?

[@JBGC916]

ROTC to officer, intelligence or something specialist then off to private gigs, also could have been injured.

[@adambazzle8337]

@@JBGC916 so 10 years and you get all the benefits? Nah, that's not how that works.

[@daxharper7170]

"retired" after ten is the trashy excuse for currently unemployed

[@TonyMarselle]

​@@adambazzle8337they don't really get benifits anymore either....

[@FAFObozo]

​@@adambazzle8337Yeah, that is how it works if you're medically retired and rated at a high enough disability percentage. I'm an army veteran...not disabled but a lot of my buddies were.

[@datnip79]

The tow deal happened to me in Nashville few months ago at a gas station of all places. Evidently I illegally parked and walked across the street to do a job for about 20 min. Came back and he was about to drive off and said I could pay a drop fee or come get it for double at the shop. Shady

[@Josef_Favia]

28:20 "IN JOR HEAD ZOMBIE!" 😂😂😂

[@serenayflamenca]

This guy she’s describing sounds a little sus.

[@Betty-Boop809]

I thought the same - sounds like a love bomber

[@TonyMarselle]

​@@Betty-Boop809classic love bombing

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@TonyMarselle I agree. She’ll be defending him for a few months then he’ll be the topic of all her conversations on what a manipulator he was.

[@kunai92]

10:45 "I looked at the beach and had a deep thoughts." I would marry this woman right now if I could.

[@j.yahnke]

Shout out to the McDonald's employees running game and pocketing the 💲.

[@josef2012]

Cash only 😂

[@j.yahnke]

@@josef2012 when she said they still gave her all the food I knew what was up.

[@tonygibson5171]

Damn, she worked at the swamp. I must have been working at cafe gardens, across the street at the same time. That area gets wild around game days.

[@toonce101]

43:00 Foley and kippy's reaction to hearing Kim say her third fast food choice was McDonald's for a second time was incredible 😂😂

[@VitaKet]

"I'm just trying to stay above water" as I spend $400 a month on nails...

[@AJohnSmith]

Easy money from dorks online bc they think she’s cute.

[@JB-vn7uy]

Not drinking cold water while raw dogging water from the sink is rough lmao

[@jackstack3390]

30:09 Kim apologizing for the most AYG answer everrrrrrr

[@deannad9105]

I'm with Kim, no need to front. Just drive your CRV. It's better than Kippy going to that spa, in the blizzard, with his broke down ride🤷‍♀️😂

[@BrickTop06]

The best Patreon story in ayg history! Chucking burgers to Foley out on the roof!!😂

[@nickdavis8881]

Only podcast that I will listen to all of the ads for

[@Mr_Dopey]

Luis Gomez breaks up with his girl and Congdon bootscoots right back to NY.

[@esterrut9702]

You're doin acid but you wont drink cold water?! Lol, kippy.

[@danshirreffs947]

Stole their chromies is a great line

[@rubengonzalez504]

Very funny. She's awsome. Please tell us when you're doing a show in miami

[@713aftermister]

McDonald's kept your cash I used to do the same thing but I used to zero out the order and just charge sauces, f*** you corporate America

[@JonasCraftUltimate]

Kim spending 2/3 of my monthly rent on her nails

[@markrychorcewicz6559]

Kim is fantastic guest love her stories never dull moment

[@fredychicano654]

*Foley out here questioning her about her boyfriend like hes working for the CCP* 🇨🇳

[@AJohnSmith]

Good.

[@Austin-pz8lh]

Kim moved the drink and the coaster so much i started my own drinking game, everytime it would happen i would snort a line of coke and a shot of vodka. Ive narcan my self twice

[@josef2012]

Jeezus,that vocal fry is horrific 😰

[@kyledelgado8740]

Tobyyy is the only podcast producer who is funny lmaooo, he’s hella quick wit it

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

You've never heard of the guard dawg have you 🤔

[@AJohnSmith]

@@CrakerzANDcl1tz Diazepam Dan?

[@MeettheCreatives]

Dude the 3 2 1 thing is allllllllrioooightt

[@user-ue8wo9tx7b]

I love kim😂😂😂❤❤❤. She is a riot always

[@iamcablegi2010]

I wouldn't call that meet cute... more like a meet trash! 😁

[@teddylite7892]

Won't eat food served to you but will drink out of a measuring cup ✅

[@RealtalkTruesay]

Can't believe I just watched Kim admit that she was assigned a military Handler from Austin Texas