Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Private School Trash w/ Kippy & Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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[@KindaFamousRSPS]

Hilarious watching this after kippys car actually gets stolen

[@ltsgoyanks]

I was wondering the same thing!!! I thought maybe I dreamed that episode up or something!

[@jasonvensky7733]

Awfully suspicious boys 🤔

[@irichine]

Didn’t he say it got stolen by Kia, meaning he turned his lease in early

[@KindaFamousRSPS]

@@irichine lol no. It’s on Patreon. Chicken sandwich buddy. Beat it

[@kerilibearian9010]

@@irichinemaybe that’s what he meant by the Kia boys…? I thought he meant there’s guys out there stealing specifically Kia’s!! Haha😂 But if patreon is doing so well, why wouldn’t he pay his bill? Ohhh Kippy!!

[@killerbeblue8380]

Honestly, as good as the interview eps are…. the family eps are my favorite.

[@PhaedruS007]

Love the new camera angle Toby, and shout out to Honzi Ponzi!

[@forecheckbackcheckpaycheck]

I don't even watch the interview pods, this is where the action is!

[@yoitsli0n]

They are way better tbh

[@ReadySteadyDESTROY]

Unless I love the guest, family episodes are by far my fave

[@cliveowen334]

This is literally therapy nowadays. I'm so depressed, but the boys and a good old family episode makes me feel loved. Good community too maybe the most positive I've found

[@kerilibearian9010]

Sorry you’re going thru a ruff time! I’d say it gets better, but I’ve learned to say “change is the only guarantee in life” Hope your life gets easier!!

[@TeaGF]

Get well soon bozo 🗑️

[@TG-tc8lu]

i feel ya, hang in there bro. i was ready to end it before i saw the fam ep upload..

[@matthewmcallister3003]

Army of Garbage has your back

[@joshuashuck1689]

The Army of Garbage has your back brother and we’re all bozos in here!!!

[@BTA1991]

9:25 He said "flees" and the dog immediatly stopped and started scratching. 😂 Perfect timing.

[@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril]

Didn’t even know there was a dog. I was going to ask what the fuck you were smoking lol but by god, that dog knows the word fleas

[@jonnyincomox]

😂

[@remy_james]

i was looking for this comment to see if anyone else noticed that. impeccable timing. maybe it was a trigger word y'know? like us and mosquitos or spiders. you're welcome.

[@traviscoates6878]

Is that Hans?

[@thestarchild7519]

YES

[@Dhart74]

A picture of Lou Holtz on your wall is one of the most absurd things Foley has ever said

[@samflynn3891]

I lost my shit when I heard that.

[@OnePissedOffHippie]

It was an Irish scumbag thing

[@patrickaker4380]

When it was questioned what he was talking about and came with the “ok, Commie”, was amazing.

[@fakename1656]

I have actually seen that before in real life, different wall than Jesus though.

[@Dhart74]

@@fakename1656that’s fair. I mean how many ncaa title Jesus win?

[@loydnow6571]

Love that the Head of Security is making an appearance shout out to Hansy

[@phobass]

hansiponzishamalamadonzi

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

I don’t know how they’re only at 155k subscribers! The Segura episode alone is already over 300k views!!! Hit subscribe ya bozos this is top notch free content!

[@FrostyJokerr]

That just blew my mind. Not once have I checked the sub count.. that’s absolutely criminal.

[@johnd2149]

I agree they deserve more subs but I think this podcast took off quicker than any podcast with two comedians people hadn’t heard of before the pandemic

[@TG-tc8lu]

​@@johnd2149crazy thing is, they were doing the pod before the pandemic haahah.

[@ygkemosabi8280]

155k subs but 90k $ monthly, wild....

[@chuckcarmichael7835]

Foley's description of washing clothes specifically relates to preparing food. "Hit it with the flavor, go in with the sauce"

[@patrickaker4380]

I’m going to make sure I work that into my laundry vocabulary now. Want to make sure I hit my clothes with the correct flavor.

[@FourEyedHawk]

Can’t believe this episode happened before Kippys car was stolen.😂😂

[@hookset4137]

Have you ever gone to someone’s house to accuse them of stealing your lighter 😂

[@hookset4137]

I once had a guy knock on my door looking for someone I didn’t know because of an alleged lighter theft .. but I suspect he just wanted to show off his homemade knife collection which consisted of a piece of sheet meta and a bike chain handle 😂

[@nickpanacci3055]

Definitely sent out some aggressive texts

[@DemocracyJones]

I had a buddy throw my yellow lighter out the window of my car as I was driving because he thought yellow lighters were bad luck. That was our only lighter between the two of us lol

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

@@DemocracyJones I have also witnessed someone throw a yellow lighter from a car because they are “unlucky” and I completely forgot about it until I read this comment

[@DemocracyJones]

@@TheBlackMambaa248 seriously?? Maybe it's some kinda urban myth lol That'd make a great question for the pod "Do you or do know anyone who thought certain colors of cigarette lighters were bad luck?"

[@soadtoad87]

Eating a banana split while burning heaters and watching the Wawa Twinz 🎉 happy Wednesday, fellas

[@mzamatt]

Oh man, past Kippy has no idea what's coming

[@jacktoney7548]

We need Hans as head of security around the studio more often, seeing him patrolling the area was hilarious and needs to be a family ep bit.

[@AudreyDoesWords]

Are we just glossing over the detail that the boys have lockers at the studio?

[@jeffs813]

they're snappin each other with towels

[@AudreyDoesWords]

Y'all should get a time clock and punch cards

[@rustyshackleford8149]

I would say how messy foley appears to be, it might be genius to have a place with clean clothes to change into.

[@Illmatic973]

Kippy talking shit on his neighborhood on the eve of having his car stolen is perfect

[@GravyTrainDD81]

The look of a BBH Arcade Game in the background, but then it ALSO has a hand drawn out of order sign on it, that just captures the essence of the show pretty good I gotta say

[@willharrison1512]

I’ve been doin my own laundry since I was 7 years old too, shout out to ya Kippy!!

[@spittingfire420]

My friends kid is 16 and barely started doing his own laundry 🤦‍♂️

[@wslivesay]

Sounds like Kippy's car getting stolen was an inside Job

[@dash-x]

We beee to get Brisco on the job 👁️🕵🏻‍♀️🔍

[@iancarlesi2304]

These family eps really get a bozo like me out of a hemmed up work afternoon. Shout out to the Homies, and the Boys for the incredible pods.

[@Kingdingaling303]

22:47 foley not being able to handle dishwasher pods might be the funniest Tism I’ve heard in a while

[@jpierce2l33t]

Lol still waiting for these two to just start swinging on each other straight trash style 🤣

[@xanthoussouls]

Everybody’s favorite new dog! More Hans please, get that man a seat in the middle.

[@iamcablegi2010]

I say again... "the out of order sign has been up toooooo long"!!! It's time to fix the game, fellas. Ask Tudy to sponsor the repair. 😀👍

[@DemocracyJones]

They probably want to reset the score because New Guy Luke beat them bad lol

[@layzboy2545]

HellYeah Let’s go!!! Rippin Heaters behind the gym. Private school trashy. 🤣🤣🔥

[@joelbrown3479]

The inside jokes are COLD SHIMS STABBING EACH OTHER IN THE SHOWER 😅😅😅

[@PJSproductions97]

Having a dog around adds so much to the aesthetic. What a good boy

[@JoeeMaMa8]

The fact this was the prelude to the carjacking is so funny

[@Krebbaroni]

I love it, balancing a checkbook is literally just addition and subtraction 🤣🤣🤣

[@seldoon_nemar]

No fabric softener, no dryer sheets. Vinegar where the softener goes. Clothes feel actually clean. Foley's probably got enough softener built up in his washer for the next decade 😂

[@samanthab1923]

Yuck, know what you mean. My mom always swore by vinegar.

[@seldoon_nemar]

@@samanthab1923 I had someone over and still had a bottle of softener from when I used to use it. they tried pouring it out and it was completely separated into a big blob of congealed wax 🤮

[@samanthab1923]

@@seldoon_nemar Lovely. Had a dear friend whose sister over used her softener. Whenever we sat by her pool the towels were practically repelling water.

[@gregz1235]

Been watching this show since COVID. Love it! The boys have definitely hit their stride. With that said I just realized the intro Guy's like disappointing exhale before he says "and H Foley" ahhahaja

[@jacobcraigcomedy2969]

The boys are literally Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble in the 21st century, and I'm here for it

[@mikeemac9258]

You guys are the best not only the best pod but you've never changed from the first to now which is rare now days! I appreciate you fellas! Much love

[@Gixsir]

“They played quidditch, didn’t ya”😂 😂 that’s a good piece of business

[@WillBixby1]

I love you guys keep the garbage coming

[@joelbrown3479]

Single mom, kids learn life early... Foley at his age still under mom's apron😢😢😢

[@HitRockBoglim]

Hey Ma is the dryer done?

[@joelbrown3479]

@@HitRockBoglim imagine his mom folding the bacon 🥓 stripes in his BVD's...🤣🤣🤣

[@evanrichardson6584]

Love these boys, keep having your mom do your laundry foley..you’re lookin clean and livin clean

[@Tom47936]

"I wouldn't say obsessed with Mcdonalds" "You just came up with the idea of a McDonalds cruise!" haha that made me bust out laughing

[@jdcriswell2499]

This is still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

[@Gomez9r]

Foley didn't get enough of a laugh when he said he would steal Kippy's car. That was great! 😂

[@FingFitzpatrick]

The idea of Farmer Kippy cracks me up.

[@rickselsius]

Love the family eps. Nothing like hearing the boys riffing and burning each other. Guests can be pretty hit or miss. One of the top five pods for sure.

[@wharris123184]

Foley saying aheard (not a word) and then correcting himself and saying adhered makes me proud. Shout out to em.

[@TheDedloc]

One time my girlfriend and I were driving and we saw this big suv with spinners... Like some big ass 24s or some shit... And I jokingly yelled at a stop light "broo ur rims are still spinnin!" And he looked over at me and said "yea, let me guess public school, right!?" Then sped off... Well up to the next stop light where I got to yell something else. It was snowing outside and the salt on the road will destroy rims like that... So I yelled hey you know the salt out here will ruin those rim... You probably don't know that though cause let me guess... Private school right?" The it unfolded was golden.

[@sk8legendz]

😂😂😂 " I was a star athlete I needed a support system" Foley is too funny

[@OnePissedOffHippie]

Kippy: You were a role player at best 😭

[@chrischancellor7372]

Love the way Foley calls Toby's "boarding" school "sleepaway" - like it's a camp.

[@poupdujour]

Would love to see Ron White on here some day… he was just on First Date and might be one of the classiest dudes around

[@bama4467]

Hank is coming across so special needs for the first 10 minutes

[@lordfordification]

If he's not careful he'll swallow his tongue

[@lordfordification]

Literally

[@spittingfire420]

Whole damn episode 💀

[@harshman121092]

“Who says that?” “Me and Kippy just now!” A1 comeback, T-Bone 😂😂

[@matthewcronin4727]

Is it garbage to have locker at your office ? RIP Sizemore.

[@BREMCA_12]

Foley mentioning button fly jeans reminds me of the first time i bought a pair online. They said button fly and my immediate reaction was "duh, all jeans have buttons." and then they showed up and i was like oooooooooohhh

[@johnfitz7631]

Foleys 100% Bounce. What’re we doinnnn?!

[@Chickennuggets18363]

I just found this podcast a few days ago and I have seen every episode and I can’t get enough. Much love and keep it up. Theo Von would be a awesome guest

[@taranguapo]

"Bowling stinks but a McDonald's Cruise would be awesome!" Cmon Foley.... 🤣

[@trevorclarkmusic6571]

That look Kippy gives Foley when he says “vegetarianism”

[@darrenking8359]

I love the out of order sign on the buck hunt for really trash move

[@christopher.m.dickinson0315]

That's what I need when I get off from work garbage boys

[@AudreyDoesWords]

Hard same

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

"In-da-stinct-able..." -Foley Should have been the name of the episode. 😆

[@marshallbeaton8616]

Nothing makes you feel like a real man like these two fellas. Between the mispronounced car parts and the reaction that foley had about kippy doing his laundry “sometimes” as a kid I’m practically John Wayne.

[@invaderjimm8422]

"There's not enough rascals in the WORL" got me so good 😂

[@thomas7674]

Tuning in from my local Lincoln dealership.

[@andrewwhite9739]

A McDonalds cruise? That's as trashy as it gets! You win Foley. Holy sh!t.😮

[@samanthab1923]

Can you imagine the Grimace, Hamburgler & Ronald on board 😂

[@nickpanacci3055]

​@@samanthab1923That's what DeRosa calls a wet dream

[@saulreyes4384]

The head of security’s first appearance!

[@jmclean281]

Tuddy probably photocopied some ticket stubs from '97 and is out there trying to flip 'em

[@KyleNRB]

AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat AYG Comedy Podcast: Maddy Smith - Code Switch Queen AYG Comedy Poscast: David Spade - Life's A Garden... DIG IT! AYG Comedy Podcast: Mike Rowe - Smelly Success Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

[@nickpanacci3055]

Had to scan the comments make sure you haven't been slippin. The commitment is admirable.

[@isetthem]

I hope you're ready for Tony Hawk.

[@Chef_Deth]

Shout out paying with wet money lol that needs to be a trend

[@Edelce]

my face when still no CHI-CA-GO! cmooooon Kippy do the thiiiiing!!!

[@joeclark5095]

What a life man. Kickin it with your best friends, chilling with a dog, making jokes and making money. Sweet life

[@OutlierConcepts]

Scheduling this episode to go out after the one where kippies car actually gets stolen is a an Alpha "Producer Extraordinaire" move. I laugheeeeeed

[@estebanquintero5828]

This is the podcast I never knew I needed. Yall doing gods work gentlemen.

[@harmontown8928]

Let the big man cook, a McDonald’s cruise? Sign me the fuck up! He truly is my spirit animal, that sounds 🔥

[@harmontown8928]

Joe DeRosa would be obsessed and I would agree with him 💯

[@michaeladams6847]

Everyone's murdering eachother with brain freezes in Winnipeg 😂

[@Wwasassa]

I can’t believe you guys are still under 200k in subscribers. Hidden gem over here. ❤

[@spacedisco612]

Foley slips in a Landshark Beer reference all the time, its Jimmy Buffet beer, trash. I love these two!

[@BojanMilic84]

44:37 Toby: His tail is like a little telescope. Foley: Wow, 72G's a year... T: A periscope... I laughed way more than I should have.

[@maxcapacity7022]

RIP Tom Sizemore. Kick ass actor.

[@Sami-rn4wu]

I wanna hear Foley and DeRosa talk McD's!

[@racheldaus5359]

Hans made my day! So adorable, we need him in every episode!!!

[@josiahs9559]

4:55 a wet 5 is what they called Foley when he started comedy

[@jamiepasquariello2652]

Foley!!! That goddamn shirt again lol

[@ty-mn6ij]

Come on up to Maine boys! Portland would love to see ya!

[@christopher.m.dickinson0315]

Not only have I been doing my own laundry since I was eight I also have been cooking

[@SQWUDonTWITCH]

I fuckin lost it when Harley started on the McDonald's cruise lmaooo

[@fukuuu]

I was doing laundry at 8. As soon as i could reach the knobs. Builds character ever though moms was at Happy Hour lol

[@Dronax]

"nobody gets murdered in canada" Thunder Bay says hold my beer

[@jonray8429]

H Foley's first novel "Eating My Feelings" will be followed in a decade by "Digesting My Feelings," in which he reflects on his rise to fame. It all comes full circle with "Shitting My Feelings," a deathbed novel about all the dark sides of being a rock star comic (and possible character actor!) in a cutthroat industry.

[@JesseMeadeMusic]

At 35:40 is Kippy trying to say "shtick" or treat? Also, my mom stuffs a chicken with cornflakes. She got the recipe from her mom. Delicious.

[@OutlierConcepts]

IDK why the idea of Toby using Sugar Free Redbull as laundry detergent made me laugh so hard (as I sipped a sugar free redbull)

[@nickpanacci3055]

Petition to allow the Head of Security to take over the Toby Cam

[@56815]

No go on dog in the pool, but going to the waterpark with thousands of people peeing in the pool and nobody blinked an eye?

[@beejereeno2]

NOTHIN' ON THAT?! 😂

[@Philliefakeout]

Nice to finally get a glimpse of the dog, the myth, the legend, the Hanzyponzy

[@Jaypac1109]

Come on man fellas, don't backlog us, just be real. You busy or need a break, youse guys deserve it! Keep kickin ass

[@TeaGF]

Putting his pants in the microwave 😂

[@fakename1656]

" i was a vegetarian all 4 years of highschool" foley "so your really did suck" 😂😂😂😂 i did a spit take on that one

[@Rastebb]

Has anyone in your family been severly wounded by an encounter with a wild animal

[@murdoc4794]

@47:30 Hanzy-Panzy Head of security checkin the perimeter! Now we need a Hanz-Cam!!!!

[@jacktoney7548]

FAMILY EP FAMILY EP FAMILY EP!!!

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

55:30 Little baked bean meth teeth you got + Tobey's laugh is ALLLL RIGHT

[@mattjones4730]

I'm from Bayville and those dudes don't even go for a cruise in their cars lol they just go sit in the McDonald's parking lot with their cars 😂

[@Pete0621]

Something about a porsche on grass is the funniest thing in the world to me

[@bobbert24]

As a Canadian, it's so insane that Winnipeg as a city consumers more Slurpies than the rest of the world, because for 6-8 months of the year it is below zero. Who the fuck drinks Slurpies when it's snowing and -20 out? You would think Florida or somewhere would have us beat.

[@trevorgoodman4895]

Natives drink Slurpees year round in Winnipeg.