Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Trashy Paparazzi w/ Kelsey Cook

[@jakesmall3454]

Holy shit I laughed so hard at Foley being mindblown about paying off the credit card every month lmao

[@jakesmall3454]

@@halfamanandthecolonel I’m not judging. I’m in the same situation brotha

[@lonsch]

Dude same. I thought they were getting the act together 2 years ago. It’s so freaking funny to me

[@Dronax]

pay it off with the line of credit, lower interest rate- paying debt with debt baby

[@LSxDrew]

The look on his face lol

[@joepiersma4768]

Gotta keep a 15% balance. It’s the best way to improve credit scores

[@SuitJake3]

The outfits look like a test pilot for a TBS sitcom 😂 love ya bozos!

[@B-RaDD]

😂😂🤣

[@joshbenda5659]

Lmao I was just thinking they look like characters from the Big Bang Theory

[@reidemolner3555]

Foleys fumble during Toby's intro killed me

[@majikmessiah]

2:20 had to go back and check,

[@DJR711]

The face he made is what got me

[@jcasey2309]

I’ve listened to the top comedic podcasts for years and I can remember maybe a couple times a year those have made me laugh out loud, but these boys are on a different planet. This podcast has made me literally spit coffee on my computer screen at work (Medical Laboratory Scientist) almost once per episode… The crazy thing is, it’s usually a quick one liner that gets glossed right over which leads me to believe Kevin and Foley know they are funny but they don’t understand just how funny they are. Love to see it..

[@reinders82]

49:50 Watch Foley's brain break when Kelsey explains paying off your credit cards every month 🤣😂🤣

[@dannyszwajda6121]

wild

[@cassidyjo]

Every time credit comes up it is hilarious.

[@lonsch]

It’s my favorite part

[@boredsak]

"Hey! I accepted you for eating deodarant you F!" Cried laughing from that.

[@mlejeune9]

Same

[@vpowell84]

That would be deodorant, you no spelling trash.

[@AbdallahMassoud1]

“CHILLY KILLEYS “ is a hysterical way to pronounce chilaquiles

[@javierpompa5935]

It me a couple minutes to register what she was saying. Jajaja

[@emanthemyth]

I thought she was saying chili kellys and was wondering what brand of chips that was lol

[@kcleveland1987]

Dude wtf😂

[@robbies14]

You just blew my mind, I thought “Chilly Killeys” was a weird diner thing I didn’t know about. Chilaquiles are in fact the shit.

[@stellatrujillo1437]

Driving around nice neighborhoods looking at houses we could never afford was my family’s standard post church activity every Sunday while we ate our Burger King kids meals 😂

[@chmick50]

“You just entered Foleyville” was delivered by Kippy with great panache. Just exceptional

[@tyler4418]

Y'all should start doing a "Previously on Are You Garage" when you have a returning guest lol. Now I gotta go back and rewatch her first episode, so I can be up to speed on her characters storyline.... 🙄

[@Dhart74]

Foley does the credits for first time on and then previously on for the rest. I’m with this

[@BigStreams_]

Soooo, more Are You Garbage? I see no downsides here

[@joshp7477]

Foley being astounded by how credit cards work at like 50 years old is something else. LOL. Love ya bud

[@lonsch]

It’s my favorite part of the show

[@ML-kx9gz]

Kippy's trash story about running water over your oreos instead of dunking them in milk was exactly what I needed right now.

[@sshuggi]

Foley being dumbfounded at the idea of paying your credit cards off monthly is hilarious.

[@wadupholms7503]

One of the best growing podcasts right now!! And I like her, she seems like good people. Much ❤️

[@hotjoesummer]

Kippy stole the big man's joke about being wood status at Delta from when Sam Morill was on and I distinctly remember him saying "what are you Rodney Dangerfield!? " lmao

[@ChicanoChef11]

Being Mexican and the gang talking about Mexican food was the funniest thing ever I was dying and my culture was crying a little lmao

[@TheCrawf28X15]

For real lol, I don’t have any Hispanic heritage, but I’ve lived in Texas most of my life and tamales were always a top notch stoner snack. And the ones from H-E-B are OK but the best ones always come from a cart 🔥🤘🏻 they always had the best sauces too

[@driveby73]

That was fuckin nuts lol

[@emanthemyth]

I thought she was saying chili kellys, and was wondering what brand of chips that was. Then the way they described tamales made me cry actually

[@jeffg4565]

Chili killies

[@Johnny.Karlsson]

@@jeffg4565 that is exactly how i heard her saying it too. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

[@stickynicky8908]

Been looking forward to hear about the Raccoon Kid again Just choke-laughed at, “I’ve never seen your ankles before Toby”

[@Hogie251995]

Listening to Foley learn about paying off a credit card every month at the age of 47 is WILD!

[@XbraveheartX87]

its insane hes never heard of it.. but its weird knowing most people dont pay it off asap so they dont get charged interest.... theyre just throwing money in the toilet

[@fukuuu]

​@@XbraveheartX87 not if you just don't pay. *taps forehead*

[@lonsch]

Hahahahaha pure gold

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

He has an opinion on everything from the food in countries he has never been to, to world politics, yet he needs people to tell him about basic life things.... and that's why we love him

[@AbdallahMassoud1]

im sure its a bit

[@alexandraharkins]

The chilaquiles had me 💀 "chili killies" wtfff 🤣🤣🤣

[@jordanpruitt6127]

They better get TBone on Hard Feelings for this mess. But yay Kelsey Cook! Her first episode is tied for my favorite with Gaffigan. Maximum stoke!

[@jimkelly7908]

The story of her grandma forgetting to drain the tuna almost made me throw up. That is some top-tier traysh.

[@peternichols8300]

@@jimkelly7908 😊😅😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊 35:57 holly y😮😮😊😊😮😊

[@KadeSyx]

The vacation loan is wild 🤣

[@joshuashuck1689]

Love these Bozos! A little AYG Wednesday with the Homies!!! Can’t beat it with a stick…

[@patrickaker4380]

I wouldn’t kick it out of bed!

[@wharris123184]

Foley thinking credit card interest was akin to paying union dues is hilarious and kinda valid. 😂😂😂

[@damiencharnoski7428]

Thanks for putting it back up again. Damn Toby

[@joelbrown3479]

Leaning back in a plane seat... Sitting upright like in church vs. Relaxed??? Foley & Kippy can't lean back 🙃🙃🙃

[@wilcojunkie]

"have you guys ever stayed at a DoubleTree Hotel?" In unison: "Yeah!" 😂😂

[@iamyourmom5107]

Just here representing Wilkes-Barre, PA! Love the podcast.

[@jeremyphillips3087]

It's so good you guys didn't put up a picture showing what you're talking about for five minutes. The production quality on this show is amazing, keep it up!

[@alexposilkin9683]

Things Foley yelled “Oooooowweeee” about: -Chinese spots in NYC that make their own lemonade and iced tea -flying out of LaGuardia -The Money Tree, loan places

[@robertdiaz1262]

Need this documented every ep 😂

[@wyattbreymeyer4033]

those shirts make you look like bert and ernie😂😂😂

[@ThrillPool21]

“Chili killys” 😂

[@accidental-life]

That intro from Foley sounded exactly like I do after one of my seizures, holy crap!

[@jaredwatson76]

Shout out to Trenton-Mercer Airport and Al’s Airport Inn next door. Spent several weekday afternoons ‘job hunting’ in there.

[@RG-tm7uq]

I love Kelsey’s comedy. I’m excited for this!

[@dabnessofp]

As someone who works the credit card points pretty hard and has never paid interest on a card, I really appreciate Kelsey for being one of the few guests to bring this knowledge to the table finally. They boys def need to level up on the credit

[@anonymousforagoodreason2479]

Maza on the outside, meat and veggies on the inside. One of the best parts of living in san diego is the roaming tamale lady's. Walkin through the apartment complex, sellin tamales out of a baby stroller, bless their hearts!

[@jakedummy]

I work at the Hampton Inn and suites, and I can tell you that we get the hard boiled eggs like every couple weeks and they come in pre-hard boiled so they could’ve been hard boiled weeks ago and they’re just refrigerated

[@jaredtaylor326]

I love foley so much haha foley is my spirit animal, I’m so glad I found this podcast, fantastic! I am so fancy now lol

[@terrygraff8696]

"I accepted you for eating deodorant you f@ck!".....HAHAHAHAHAHA... Great EP!

[@mindsetmentor681]

How does Foley go through life without an aid! lol I love how he doesn't understand the concept paying the whole credit card balance. But he is hilarious and entertains me. So it's OK

[@Turtlpwr]

34:21 someone stole our garbage cans a few thanksgivings ago while I lived in the south

[@Mrkevi123]

Homina-Homina AhooGa!! The boys weren't thinking straight with this smoke show in the room

[@justinstation9969]

Waste Management 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and have my add spray painted neon yellow on my can's 🍻

[@jonnygranville281]

I LOVE the original opening scene

[@BigElectricCat]

There’s more Yeah Yeah Yeah’s in this episode than a Brooklyn hipsters record collection.

[@daveyjohnson4794]

This is LITERALLY the best podcast

[@bandofmountains]

Kelsey kills it and is one of the best guests for the show. Love it

[@willvr4]

My trick to flying on a budget, is to check the seats available at the last minute because some airlines let you change it for free or a minor cost. Lots of times you'll find a full 3 row section towards the back completely open and it's like a poor man's first class. Pull up all the air rests and sit sideways with your feet up and a nice drink.

[@albreezy26]

New guy Luke... you're fired lol

[@stax03]

Rehired The shareholders will get it fixed.

[@juanguano]

My favorite pair of podcasters dressed up as my favorite pair of Nintendo Switch controllers

[@Yesyou_]

Been seeing her do the podcast rounds and she seems like a sweetheart

[@SafeTea]

I can't believe the boys got a job with the LSU tigers

[@charlieferrari]

They’re dressed like the flint stones 😂😂😂😂

[@ish474]

know what else comes in a corn husk? Corn, take it off and eat whats inside.😂❤

[@patrickaker4380]

“I always figured it was my dues.” Legend.

[@OutlierConcepts]

"You got it Tbone?" "I SURE DON'T"

[@FreeKittensLA]

Listening to east coast people unravel the mystery of real mexican food is adorable

[@TheDohped]

yay, little cousin came to visit, kelsey was one of my first episodes, just before i fell into a youtube hole that i have no intention of coming back from lol, great ep, steely wrists could be guest host anytime, it's like she used to live at tuddys lol

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

NGL i’ve caught a fly with chopsticks before and it blew my own mind lol

[@jimberry742]

The guys rock and Kelsey just gained a new fan. Between this pod and Jim & Sam's pod she proved to be just a great comedian, period. Will check out her special for sure.

[@OutlierConcepts]

The iced tea will knock your socks off

[@anthonyl4269]

The orange purple combo 😂

[@kerilibearian9010]

So my nana had Oreos in her cabinet since the winter time she said and it was summer. I tried one and they were soft! I fell in love. Now when I get a pack of Oreos open them and let them get stale for two weeks before I eat them! I’m not the only one, I’ve shed some other freaks and they said they liked them that way too!!

[@B0BGN4RLY]

Watching Foley try to not look at her for the full episode had me dying 🤣😂

[@johnjohnphenomenon52]

At 32:15, how did nobody spit out the boy band name 'Color Me Fatt' 😂

[@badashmf]

Hampton does the bag eggs: they also do cookies after 3pm in the lobby, we had homeless show up often.

[@samrussell9335]

Them being confounded by the tamale was even more confounding to me 😳

[@KyleNRB]

AYG Comedy Podcast: Maddy Smith - Code Switch Queen AYG Comedy Poscast: David Spade - Life's A Garden... DIG IT! AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat Different ep, new suggestion! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

[@yovag11]

Great episode no lie!! Gotta love Kelsey!!!

[@jvillan94]

Kippy, as someone who works for an airline. You're completely wrong.

[@MrPodcastio]

A double tree is a blue collar person's nice hotel. I should know. Lol

[@nickystixxx2481]

Something about these outfits just remind me of the dumb and dumber suits, best podcast out 10 dollar hoooomie

[@jdcriswell2499]

Still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

[@Zachh228]

Dude a $600 litterbox is insane lol thats so much!

[@tangwu423]

I had friends who lived above Temple Star when I went to Temple!

[@Toddkelley74]

RYG owning 2023! Your year guys.💪💪🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@Alfonz22]

Hearing the boys talk about Mexican food is bonkos. When youse guys come to Chicago I can let you know all the spots.

[@iswearnotme]

Chicken Holiday is a great name for a chicken restaurant. I can't get it out of my head.

[@turkdiamond]

10:22... first time ever... I relate with Foley.

[@scottp.548]

I live in southern NJ & used to buy cheesesteaks at an Aamco gas station mart for $2.99 each on Fridays. These sandwiches blew the doors off of Pat's, Genos, etc in Philly. It's garbage, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat, if they didn't get shut down. Which may explain a few other things.

[@jonnyh5858]

Christ the tour announcement levels are LOUD!!! my neighbors will prob be buying tickets after hearing it blasting thru my wall

[@P.dripps92]

Gotta say, huge crush on Kelsey shes a looker! 👀

[@爪t-g5u]

We'll fight on the playground over her buddy.. 😂..

[@CrashRacknShoot]

That's my future ex wife you're talking about!

[@robertfrancois6064]

Smelly

[@CYingling37]

H. Foley over here making fun of the orange shirt while he straight up looks like Grimace. Haha, keep up the good work fellas

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Eatin a football 🤣

[@damiencharnoski7428]

Hahaha we just got a Double Tree Hotel In my town a couple of years ago. We're all trash here.

[@billbill4040]

Going to watch her special

[@zone5oog]

51:58 😢 Please come to Wisconsin...

[@bmthornell]

Yes Foley!! Oatmeal Chocolate chip is the best! I love oatmeal raisin too

[@maceroee]

Hahahahha lmao... I had to go back and see what they were saying about chilli killies!!! Chilaquiles. Its like a diaper you just open it up and eat it...... who the fuck thinks about opening upa diaper.

[@finn4435]

Does anyone else wonder what they tell guests, about Aunt Tuddy? Or do they all just end up thinking Foley's Aunt is fking insane? Haha

[@km0821]

Do they think they’re actually in a basement after walking up stairs

[@jackhage8641]

Foley and Kippy are dressed like peanut butter and jelly

[@mlejeune9]

Mannn. This was a good one!

[@gordonhunt9898]

I'm feeling "fruit of the loom" comersial vibes with those shirts lol

[@truebabyben]

Love supportin them boys!! Love me getting "CHwenty percent off!" Kippy doin the dam thang!

[@lonsch]

I love these guys so much. They started getting their credit card game on point 2 years ago and still don’t know you can pay the whole bill at the end of the month.

[@Philliefakeout]

Real Scooby-Doo vibes this episode

[@JoeeMaMa8]

Foleys so right about the wet cat food as soon as it touches your skin it’s a race to the sink

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Thank you fellas!

[@bmc5015]

I did the same thing with a tamale. Some dude brought them into work talking about how great they are. I tried it and hated it....found out 10 years later I was eating the husk.