Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Trashy Time Capsules w/ Kippy & Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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[@ReallyBama]

"We were rolling fatties and blowin clouds" "Who was clouds, your neighbor?" 😆💀 Nothin on that?

[@clevermissfox]

Hilarious 😂

[@andystreet339]

Foley looks like a snapping turtle when he laughs and does the tongue thing lol

[@prissymissyb]

😂

[@natenecochea]

I can see it. I was thinking he reminds me so much of Jabba the Hutt with his crazy tongue.

[@andystreet339]

@@natenecochea yes!!! Lol

[@jordan_velasquez]

Holy shit I cannot unsee that 😂 and just watched an alligator turtle short clip of that same thing yesterday 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PaulWTaber-zd8ds]

Hahahahhaha I’ve been trying to figure out what he looks like for over a year and you nailed it hahaha I’m dead

[@pistolpete2803]

"I'm not a frog" - h Foley 😂😂😂

[@HezzyEastside]

"Tamagotchi?.. Sound's like a 3rd baseman" 😂😂😂😂😂 I choked on my egg sammy

[@alexisfelix271]

Dude I rewound that like 10 times. So fucking funny

[@rowanhartzler]

I can attest that in my neck of the woods we dissected owl pellets in high school, also cut up some frogs in middle school and even hatched chicks in elementary school. And we did time capsules! Graduated in 2021

[@sarahp1257]

Someone is finally talking about the owl pellet!!!! Did it in elementary school. This is why I watch this podcast 😂

[@EthanKlassen00]

Yes same! The way they were lookin at Kippy like he had three heads I was just screaming at my computer "ME TOOOOOO"

[@austinspitler32]

You guys have kept it going through the holidays and I love youse for it!

[@ukob]

Theys is som frickin classy guys for bringin the comedy unlike those hardons at YMH

[@bevy0192]

The fact that you guys did an episode when other ppl have checked out means a lot for us listeners lol ❤

[@wiggityp]

Its crazy how much these episodes are doing keeping me going some days. I got plenty to be thankful for but i still occasionally feel overwhelmed and depressed and youse bozos coming thru with apolitical, genuinely warm and always totallly fuckin hilarious good vibes is appreciated more than i can say. Literally this helps countless other bozos out there like me not feel so alone sometimes...if that isnt literally "magic" idk what is. Much love and thanks to the boys and all the AYG homies near and far. Garbage forever baby!

[@bearrett50kal17]

A big reason why I love this podcast is because I have to pause to laugh at some of Foleys quick one liners. The one that stopped to make me comment was when they're talking about dumping the hot water out of pasta noodles as a kid and Foley said "it might as well have been plutonium" bruh 😂

[@Coolasheck]

Underrated in how quick he comes back with hilarious one liners 😂

[@bmthornell]

The quick one liners are soooo funny

[@jeremyvanengen3341]

When he gets Toby back for staring at him, had me crying! I had to go back cuz I didn't pause. Fuck, I love this show

[@MichaelC1998x]

AYG is basically just carrying me through the holidays ! Soo much content!

[@mitchellcoffey3947]

“Sounds like a third baseman” hahaha

[@tommylikey1722]

Fully laughed out loud at my work desk hearing "I'm hear to dig up the time capsule!"

[@jdcriswell2499]

This is still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

[@elbob17]

I've been saying the same thing to no one for the last few years. They've been at the top of the list the whole time because it's always fun. There's never a lull or a shit episode.

[@okay.bruv.]

This podcast has me in a chokehold.. I get super excited when they drop a new ep

[@DavisD814]

Thank you boys for a tremendous year. This year has been one of the worst years I’ve ever had financially, mentally and emotionally. I went through the worst breakup I’ve ever had, went bankrupt, lost my job and everything. I always made sure to always have $10 in my bank account though for that Patreon. I borrowed money from everyone I could for you guys. You guys were the only thing that kept me alive all year. The Youstubes, Patreon.. everything. All that content saved my life. For real. You three were the only thing that could make me laugh for about 8 months. I met a lovely woman about 4 months ago and she has been nothing but amazing and literally everything I could ever want in a partner. So thank you guys for keeping me alive because I would’ve never met her if it wasn’t for youse boys keeping me going! I’m ready to fuck 2024 up and follow you guys along the way the entire time! You guys are gonna headline MSG by the end of the year! I can feel it!

[@abitavenger]

Keep ya head up brother. Fuck 2024 up!!

[@DavisD814]

@@abitavenger Thanks homie! You do the same! 2024 is the year of the homies and the bozos!

[@gozutheDJ]

kippy's ad libs in the intro never fail to make me chuckle

[@giggityeffyou]

Oh yeh!! Every once in a while we get a “BASURA!” instead of “trash trash trash!” And I lose my shit

[@LALakerfan622]

OHYEH

[@marqhernandez2676]

Yeaahhh?

[@gozutheDJ]

@@giggityeffyou lmfao ive not caught that one yet

[@ohhdoylerulezz]

Got my card game yesterday, and instantly found out my grandmother is one of us. Love youse!

[@Sasquatch1987]

My daughter just dissected an owl pellet like a year ago at a museum summer camp. She was 5. Also, she would show the container of bones she removed (which she got to keep) to anyone who came to the house

[@theramplocal]

Lol dude science is so metal sometimes! That's awesome

[@thewhitedread7572]

Your daughters fuckin lit

[@dustingaddis2423]

As a fellow dad of a 5yr old little girl this story completely checks out.

[@abitavenger]

literally had a convo about dissecting owl pellets with my daughter today 😂

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

Right on time! Just took some shrooms🎅🍄👊🏼happy holidays fellas🍻

[@stevengrabo]

Shrrooooooms?

[@erjo2567]

Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns 🎶

[@PearlDrumsHead]

How much is the real question. Only 40 minutes so if you’re not on a heroic dose lmk… cause I know you’re not. Thanks tty then 🤙🏻

[@sofa_king_kool]

The Fiji bottles are gonna look so damn blue it'll burn your retinas...

[@ZenoSama_]

Get a job burn out

[@jordan_velasquez]

Yous guys know good TV! Hercules, Xena, and Walker brings back good memories 😂

[@OdderMoniker]

Love youse, to all the homies and bozos! Gotta love the family eps!!

[@ryangeorge3982]

We did the owl pellet in middle school too and I actually found one in my garden a few years ago and my wife and kids couldn’t have cared less 😂

[@ajbambino]

LMFAO you know its gonna be a great episode when the title alone had me crying

[@CorpsesofCupids]

Got myself a $10 patreon sub as a Christmas gift, and by god it's worth it! Thanks fellas for all the entertainment this year, cheers to the new year 🍻

[@patriciaweber6568]

I had to dissect and assemble the owl pellets too 🤣 And I LOVED it! It was like a puzzle, but it used to be alive.

[@sagetmaster4]

I cannot express more firmly Foley's need to continue the super low "cookin" in the intro

[@Yankeehorseman]

This must have been taped before the Christmas epp because Kippy mentioned how he would love a message chair, and you hear Henry go. Hmmmm 🤔 Lmfao 🤣😂

[@Vincenzo909]

I was juuust about to make this comment! 😂

[@pauljoseph8338]

Congrats for all the ‘23 success. Stay humble and trashy, bros. Don’t let what happened to 2Bears happen to you.

[@dankamoejoe5154]

Oh go cry about it

[@alexissarduy]

They made a fuck ton of money, I hope these bozos get properly paid.

[@thewhitedread7572]

Nice try RPC

[@rodsteelington]

What happend to 2 bears?

[@jackberg6484]

The trash kings will never devolve into tom and Bart. No matter how much money they have, they will always be tre-ash

[@TwoMadExplorers]

You guys are the best. We hope 2024 brings even more success and prosperity to AYG 🙏

[@Buhmab4621]

Couldn’t be happier youse guys put out multiple episodes over the holiday break. Wfh has been bleak the past couple days with no ‘casts from other unnamed shows

[@KrAsHtheKaRpEnTeR]

Much love and respect to you guys!! Thank you so much for making life tolerable!

[@finessemma6588]

Favorite podcast thank you boys. You make me feel at home even when I'm at home.

[@jdecker7]

My favorite part of this show is how you two have spent years honing your skills at comedy, but some of the funniest shit I've ever heard is you guys not knowing or misremembering basic facts. 😂

[@EthanKlassen00]

Dude when Foley hit em with the "placeba" I was gooooone 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericiocca8693]

Keg in the woods is the prequel to drugs in a room

[@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril]

Ahahahaha that’s a personal attack my friend. Field parties is equal in my mind to drugs in a room. As it was drugs in an open room, with friends

[@ericiocca8693]

@@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril oh, I loved both back in the day. Those were good times

[@brianmatz4356]

T Bone wearing the swampfest T. The longhair has some class!

[@ByteSizedTalksPod]

I love how long it took to explain what an owl pellet is 🤣. Everyone now and again a story comes out about cat collars found in and around eagle and owl nests.

[@crunchycrails1436]

Content kings don’t miss 🗑️ 👑 🗑️

[@DR.B13666]

Da boys are tru da roof

[@okay.bruv.]

FACTS

[@classicclipsF_TV]

Christ, these guys are just so fukn naturally cool and hilarious. Certainly two of the best in the busines.

[@JoeMACofNAC]

I’m so happy you bozos are doing so well. This podcast changed my life. Now I judge every thing I do on if it’s garbage or not 😂

[@milesdorst7120]

We dissected owl pellets at my trashy school in like 2010/2011, I remember the teacher putting them on our table and thinking “this guy’s bonkos!”

[@PennDegen]

Just saw yous guys in Philly, great show! 👏

[@erjo2567]

Remember to bang pots and pans at midnight this New Years! 🎆

[@Alx1116]

Absolutely garbage

[@derekbiedermann2446]

This really is the best podcast out there. The premise creates such a broad horizon of topics to discuss that is hilarious. Ive stopped myself many times like wow i didnt realize i did that. Much love. Much respect. Still laughing everytime i hear it.

[@UncleDron8]

We did the owl pellet too, Kippy, my pellet had a mouse in it. LoL 😂

[@billtron182]

Them talking about nypd blue reminded me of South Park when the cop show said shit on tv for the first time 😂 some great family episodes lately!!

[@MawkintheDawk]

Congratulations to the success fellas! 🍻 Back in the day I got into trouble with the law when I was in middle school. My summer was taken away because of it. I couldn't be left alone so I was roped into helping my great aunt with her vegetable garden all sumer. She only really watched the Halmark channel so I ended up watching Magnum PI, Murder she wrote, the Andy Griffith show, and Walker Texas Ranger. Ever sense then I have had a love for Walker Texas Ranger. It 100% was the best show out of the rotation on that channel.

[@darrenXparker]

We had to do “flour sack babies” at the same time I was raising my nephew as a real life baby and I just turned that in, my nephew. 😂

[@RiggiTony67]

You guys deserve all the success you’re getting! Congratulations to the homies!

[@JoseRamirez-hw9vj]

Just played the 1st edition of AYG with my entire family over the holidays and it was a HIT!! Thank you guys for enriching my life Gotta buy vol 2!

[@LemonWitLime]

14:53 “how’d you get the owl?” killed me.

[@abeayala614]

I graduated high school in 2016 and we had the owl pellet lab. I can confirm that you can pull a full bird skeleton out of those things lol

[@JWP6948]

Love youse guys! Best podcast of all time fuuuhhh whatcha heard about other ones! Also Kippy saying that first hour of the cruise is what I warn ppl of before their first cruise cause I had it too 😂😂 an unreal moment and feeling when you look around and see just water. Have a great day bozos and homies!

[@markketchenjr9335]

You guys are hilarious keep up the great work boys !

[@treez155]

“She would give us hot pans” didn’t get the love that it deserved lol

[@tag1312]

Just found this podcast last month and all I can say is I am garbage and I’m more than proud to call myself a fan of this amazing podcast love ya guys

[@printsignalsoma1248]

We dissected owl pellets in elementary school. worms in middle school. Frogs, squid, and baby pigs in high school in early 00s

[@dash-x]

Geocaching is soo much fun, but then people got super wild with it. Underwater cache, underground cache…just keep it simple.

[@jeremyvanengen3341]

Kippy drops an "enthralled" with no push back...he's an inposter! This show is a rouse! Jk, love youse! Congrats on an AMAZING year! Seeing youse live was the best show I've ever been to! Can't wait to see you again!

[@Joshuabubba]

Love a good family episode

[@jeffjive]

ELLO!

[@whitiesgarage]

Kip saying “how ya doin” gets me everytime. I have now just started saying all the time 😂

[@brendansokol8599]

Being 8 in 2008 and loving WTR is a wild memory, thought nothing of it til Kippy mentioned it

[@lazylion420]

wow you guys are killing it with the holiday uploads

[@ish474]

Dude, kipi explaining something he can't really remember, too two guys half listening looking for the joke instead of try to understand is both the best and the worst thing to listen to early in the morning. How'd you get the owl?!😂❤

[@prissymissyb]

Pretty classy of yous guys to have your Christmas decorations put up already...

[@vincentdyer8018]

I also dissected the owl pellet… in middle school!

[@raygreeko]

Drop a time capsule with some fire nugs for future stoners

[@derekladyga1716]

Kippy went to the barber and asked for the "foley"

[@nickb9379]

Congrats on another amazing year. Love youse

[@KyleNRB]

AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat AYG Comedy Podcast: Maddy Smith - Code Switch Queen AYG Comedy Poscast: David Spade - Life's A Garden... DIG IT! AYG Comedy Podcast: Mike Rowe - Smelly Success Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

[@ejdolo]

AYG been my favorite podcast of 2023. Never fails. Legion of Skanks or Real Ass Podcast might be #2

[@dash-x]

We had to dissect pellets too and also cats. I was super upset about the cats as most school districts gets them from Mexico and they are usually shot up with glue when alive. Half the cats we did had kittens in them or food still undigested. It was really upsetting to me. I went off to work with OMI in College and worked at the body farm.

[@raygreeko]

The coors light party balls😂 shout out too them. I remember being a kid in the 90’s them things floating around in the rope handle plastic tubs every bbq

[@jaypers232]

I’ve never been more thankful for the bozos and the shareholders. We may foot a bill here and there to keep the lights on, some of us tipping better than Kevin at a restaurant where he knows someone, but doesn’t have the cash on ‘em…. But we can all from the bottom of our denim pockets, pull out the most sincere, and I do mean the most sincere, appreciation that you guys all came together to share your thoughts with us. That’s not lost not here nor there. (Fuck, am I in Tony hawk speech territory??) you guys, and please brush this off oddly because we can’t take compliments, mean the world to us. So the long story short thank you. Thank you for the 10,000 hours before it took off. Thank you for the work. Thank you Toby for being a glue guy, thank you all. And yeah I’d like to get on the show.

[@DTTWOPP]

Kipfeld feeeeeeeling himself during the first couple lines of the intro baby its gna be a SMOKAHHHH

[@fredimarin6525]

FYI xena princess ends with her beheading wild for a 80s show

[@prithvisangha8086]

The boys are my happiness🍻❤

[@jefferymorton9704]

YUUEESSZZZZ..PERFECT TIMING..LOVE YOUS GUYS

[@robgal9695]

The fellas never ever disappoint

[@travisnastase3498]

Love yous guys

[@jeffjive]

man i was jammed up at work catchin a heater then this notification comes up lets fucking go!

[@mmksd81]

yuz guys rule.. 10 dollar homie since 2020. You work hard as hell, best upon yall!

[@elbob17]

"Where's Mahoney at?" "He died, maaan." That one got me.

[@EdBattes]

Toby NOT liking Halloween, the only good holiday is nuts!

[@roreyC]

Foley lookin thinner with the ozemp! Genuinely happy for him. Keep up the good work, Uncle Hank!

[@tagueconrad6353]

Toby saying you make 600k to change light bulbs on radio and cell towers and it takes 6 hours to climb it with all the confidence has me dying! You make $25 an hour and it takes about 10 minutes to climb em!

[@wiggityp]

I fucking love tobys authoritative bravado...gotta love the TBone!

[@tagueconrad6353]

Fake it til you make it! Wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t riding on the back of the garbage truck right along side of em!

[@BROTHERLAKE]

Just in time. I love you guys

[@alexisfelix271]

Sounds like a third baseman was probably the longest home run foley ever hit. God damn that was fucking funny.

[@FreeOfAllFear]

Been a real rough one thank goodness I can come to tuddys and forget all of this rn love youse army of garbage ❤

[@patmccrotch5373]

What was in your owl pellet? Omfg😂

[@PoppaBurgundy23]

While his life hung in the balance, Magnum’s spirit looked in on his closest friends before he walked off into the light. That could have been the end for the crime-fighting military veteran - until Selleck agreed to a shortened eighth and final season of the popular crime drama, giving Magnum a reprieve from death, The Chicago Tribune reported at the time.

[@GorgoScrobo]

AYG - where one man attempts to do a podcast in a single breath. lol. Merry Christmas and an even better 2024

[@joshjenkins5553]

I buried a time capsule in my backyard in 98 or 99 with my sister.. we lost the house a decade ago due to foreclosure so the secret is safe with me 😅

[@globetrotter7344]

My christmas wish is to introduce Foley sayin 'Cookin' in that deep voice in every single episode :D

[@charo210]

Deepwater Horizon was about the only oil well that was basically pumping from an oil rig that was a boat. The movie explains everything perfectly.

[@piratebtf9506]

Man… some episodes make me really wonder how you two made it to adulthood.

[@Sickwithit355]

We also did do that owl pellet thing in school, probably on a trip somewhere near a conversation.

[@danielp77]

57:09 this is definitely when foley had the massage chair in the works😂

[@DrewMikeSpoon]

32:45 I can’t stop..😂😂 “smash your wiener on the back of the couch” doesn’t miss a beat Jesus Christ.

[@capealio]

23:37 talking about books with optical illusions 😂

[@Condavis]

16:55 saying “I think the 86’d it” might be top tier trash homies 😂😂