Are You Scared of Sleepwalking?

[@hannahwilkinson6749]

“The paranoia being you’re acting out your true self” My dad who washed paper plates while sleep walking: 👀

[@happyseagullsorceress4576]

Deadass that proves he’s a true dad just with some level of restraint that mine does not have.

[@alluripranitha]

Paper plates 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@averyhodges2302]

My dad made several scrambled eggs while sleepwalking, luckily my mom caught him before her turned the stove on. He didn’t remember any of it in the morning lol

[@helenejapa]

I don't sleepwalk, but a few months ago I woke up in the middle of the night during breathing exercises (the kind I do to relief anxiety), soooo...

[@randeepbirdi3793]

Thats hilarious lol

[@oliveraddison6143]

“oh you don’t trust me when my BRAIN turns off and i walk around with a MURDER TOOL??” 💀💀💀

[@recoil53]

He just wanted to make sure meals were prepped for tomorrow.

[@princesssookeh]

@@recoil53 Right? #BestBoyfriend

[@mckinleywhalen5077]

He’s just trying to cook man....

[@mckinleywhalen5077]

@@recoil53 yesssss that’s literally what I was just saying bahahaha

[@MK-ex4fe]

Love that this story starts with “yeah we started hanging out I guess he was ok” and then they dated for 3 years

[@appleuwumer]

me and my fiance lolll

[@deprofundis3293]

Ehh I've definitely been there, lol. Spent 2 years with a dude who I was just pretty meh about at first. Obviously I ended up falling in love with him, otherwise I wouldn't have stayed for 2 years. But, yeah, not exactly fireworks on my side of it.

[@deprofundis3293]

@@appleuwumer heck, that's probably more sustainable anyway since it turns into mostly friendship over the years.

[@bluebawls]

Very gay circumstance to be honest

[@kimdracuIa]

@@deprofundis3293 damn that sounds kinda boring. i’ve been with my bf almost 2 years and there’s actually even more fireworks than the beginning. but i guess every relationship and the people in them are different

[@alexeifiore8573]

This guy: *wakes up and doesn’t look around, but automatically assumes his boyfriend is gonna kill him* *Ryan, whose ex-girlfriend hopped on the bed, spun around, stiffly shuffled off into the bathroom, where she proceeded to stand in corner:* it was whatever tbh

[@tryingtobe_terri2566]

Hahahhahahahahahhaah

[@AJPrice-cg5ip]

Didn't that girl from *Paranormal Activity* do that?! Creepy!

[@mcost4098]

I'm surprised he didn't throw holy water at her

[@i.8357]

Legit thought he was going to throw a table lamp or something

[@kashvi2647]

I will never understand Ryan's fears. He gets scared by everything while remaining significantly unhinged and it's a talent tbh

[@gwynethdolen3275]

I seriously love these graphic sketches. They really take this show to the next level

[@ayacatabijan6512]

I know!! Mollie Ong is so talented jsadhdjhdsa

[@xandermin]

agreed!

[@jebo827]

It makes it 100% better

[@antoniosoto826]

They really do!

[@noveeve8792]

AND the intro 😁

[@maggiecunningham8952]

My brother suddenly started sleepwalking when he had mono. One morning he came downstairs holding a Tarzan statue, presented it to my mom and said “ I’ll trade you this for a piece of pie”. It’s been like 16 years and I still can’t stop laughing. Also, both of us are notoriously heavy sleepers and are known to talk in our sleep so this wasn’t super surprising but it will forever be hilarious

[@Kota-dc4qo]

IM CRYING LAUGHING-

[@taliajung1553]

We should replace all existing forms of currency with statues of Tarzan and pieces of pie

[@knightogourd]

Your brother knew what tf was up

[@vinhoinhoinho]

Tell me did ur mom accepted the trade?

[@maggiecunningham8952]

she tried, but she didn’t have any pie and she accidentally woke my brother up before the transaction could be completed

[@jazzydragon4498]

My dad once told me that when he was younger, someone kept eating up all the oreos in the house very quickly. Eventually, my grandma got so mad that she made everyone keep track of how many oreos they ate. So one night, my uncle woke up late and went to the kitchen to find her sleepwalking and eating a bunch of oreos. It took a while for them to finally convince her that she was the culprit 😂

[@jhuizhang]

Nice grandma of yours 😂

[@caleb8653]

"sleepwalking"

[@sarahyd8494]

Omg this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@kdjoshi726]

Your grandma must be a real foodie lol

[@leo-db5uj]

That's so sweet

[@MacBarringer]

can we just talk about how beautiful and terrifying this art is?

[@amaracrisostomo2612]

I know right? Its so beautifully terrifying.

[@bizzle9844]

11:24

[@UncannyValleyVideos]

I want to spread the word about Mollie's art. She perfectly captures the hazy, sketchy images that scary stories conjure up.

[@alyshalee6313]

@@UncannyValleyVideos Is that shane's girlfriend, cause i remember being an artist as well.

[@80yearsold23]

Yeasss she’s @Mollieong on Instagram.

[@cassihagans8296]

shane referring to fear as "butt hole clenches" really just proves that he is as emotionally detached as they come lol

[@brodylamble7760]

Perfect summary of fear tho...

[@adrienneadams3009]

He is an oddball.

[@BlueGangsta1958]

@Brody Lamble I never once in my life noticed the state of my butthole when I was afraid. I'm too preoccupied with my breathing and my heartbeat. Is that truly something people notice when they're afraid? Their sphincter tightening? Seems like something your body should shut out to keep the focus on dealing with the threat

[@EliB200]

@@BlueGangsta1958 YES

[@batking4342]

Listen that checks out tho. Doesn't your butthole clench??

[@catherinemariecannockcoell146]

“sleepwalking shows your true self” 12 year old me after sleepwalking into the hallway and peeing on the floor: 👁👄👁

[@katelynmadley3159]

im sorry i laughed

[@catherinemariecannockcoell146]

@@katelynmadley3159 it’s ok, my mom did too when she saw me 😌✌️

[@emmawolfe8683]

yoooo i did the same thing except it was on the bathroom floor. my brother came out of his room which was directly across the hallway, and just looked at me with utter confusion 😅

[@katelynmadley3159]

@@catherinemariecannockcoell146 WHEN I TELL YOU IM EVAPORATING

[@katies1652]

THAT’S HILARIOUS OH NOOOOO😭😭😂😂

[@britneycheng4900]

narrator: let me see what u have narrator's boyfriend: a KNIFE narrator: NO

[@cocolime6496]

Best comment

[@lalallama560]

TeI

[@jagerteg932]

@@englishatheart no u

[@rbns9875]

"what's in your mouth?!" *starts chewing faster*

[@Olive-ey1cc]

Nice reference

[@WatermelonTombo]

“Sleepwalking is your true self” My boyfriend just went and looked in the fridge for an uncomfortable amount of time and washed dishes naked

[@windigo1592]

Ah so he is truely working in some kitchen

[@daniellaittenib6333]

Is he good at washing them though

[@sarahis2short807]

he sounds like a sim

[@rivkatadjer]

Bro that’s peak male performance right there, he’s a keeper

[@alexeifiore8573]

I love how leading up to the narrator’s experience with his boyfriend’s sleep-walking, Ryan and Shane are just telling personal sleep-waking experiences that are 10 times worse than someone just clicking a lock back and forth.

I agree. The only part which got slightly tense was his bf standing beside for bed for god knows how with the kitchen knife

[@kdjoshi726]

Ikr!? This story sounded pretty much of a "meh" story but hey! Shane's friend sleepwalking to the front door & talking to someone was literally scary!

[@kdjoshi726]

@ For me, only the time when he had a kitchen knife. Since I thought people sleepwalking either usually stand somewhere around your bed or do something reckless lol

[@keshig2366]

@@kdjoshi726 Ryan's and Shane's sleepwalking stories are much more spookier imo

[@aguyfromnz537]

He was holding a knife

[@AmeerBeats]

If ryan wasn't here, it wouldn't be creepy. If shane wasn't here, it wouldn't be funny. Perfect tandem.

[@lianjiii]

your pfp perfectly describes your comment LMFAO

[@devonleak]

balanced. as it should be.

[@snalmal7015]

Narrator: “I was about to die” Ryan and Shane: *hysterical laughter*

[@carlybarker6180]

“sleepwalking is a reflection of your truest self” my friend, who once pissed in a box of legos while asleep: 👁👅👁

[@abby6087]

this should have NOT made me laugh as hard as it did

[@kaelabasara40]

Idk why I’m dying at this comment

[@ilkkarautio2449]

I have eaten my pillow while dreaming about pizza. 😳 Well, bitten my pillow would be more accurate since i obviously didnt swallow any of it. But kinda goofy anyway. 😂

[@SjofnBM1989]

My brother sleep walked and peed in a laundry hamper. To be fair he was like 8 at the time....30 years later we still don't let him live it down

[@corvcrawler]

When I sleepwalked one time I crashed my best friend's couch and woke up there lmao

[@Emily-iy9mr]

Shane: It costs $400 dollars to see a therapist. But it's free to just tell yourself "It be like that sometimes." Ryan: What? No-

[@solar1313]

:O I love your pfp!!

[@Emily-iy9mr]

@@solar1313 aw thanks :)

[@jessg4073]

Who doesnt relate honestly 😂😂

[@Olive-ey1cc]

Lol

[@aranaragrande4369]

YES

[@gutterfiend]

The way Shane casually retells a scene from Coraline is SENDING ME

[@lydiaboll2872]

When did he do that?

[@Garlic-bread-enjoyer]

The snow globe

[@frostypancakes6627]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@wrecklessnothing7939]

The boyfriend was just trying to leave the relationship and couldn’t do it when conscious 😂

[@sierrabenson4576]

OUCH 😂

[@Privatewelt]

the unconscious reveals the true self yet again

[@ghost_type_dan]

They seem so uninterested in each other that I wouldn’t be surprised

[@Zer-eg2nn]

The real horror here is how the narrator treated the sleepwalker

[@Miles_Phantasmagoria]

@@Zer-eg2nn like damn I know they got #RelationshipIssues but also like the immediate reaction to the harmless first time is "see a doctor?"

[@jennahgarcia4298]

“Sleep walking is your true self” Me sleep walking to take the milk out of the fridge and put it in the pantry

[@aiden4785]

man i’ve almost done that shit awake 🤣

[@Olive-ey1cc]

My sister asked for chicken nuggies when she was sleep walking

[@TheElkMaidenn]

My brother once thought my bed was the toilet when he sleep walked and the only thing that saved me was mum getting up to check her blood sugar levels lol

[@Dylbz-ne8st]

I slept walked into my parents room once and apparently asked my mom to take me to the toilet and I was like 12 or 13 and she did kinda and I peed then went back to bed so I guess my true self likes peeing lol

[@Skeksistential-crisis]

I once took the milk out the fridge and poured it on the kitchen floor while sleepwalking

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

“Sleep walking shows your true self” My grandpa diving onto the floor from his bed because he thought it was a swimming pool while sleepwalking: 👁👄👁

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

@@nothobbesmufc949 I mean technically he never made it to the pool lmao

[@Scrofar]

holy frick i belly laughed from this!

[@lex2422]

Dude! My great grandfather did this too! He stood on the metal frame on the bed and straight up swimmer dived into bed and broke it in half. I’m not sure if he woke up from that or not lol

[@SabrinaMacielBrasil]

Ryan, your hair is giving me LIFE. So is your killer mustache Shane

[@TacTehCoolest]

Who would have thought a KILLER mustache would give someone LIFE

[@SabrinaMacielBrasil]

@@TacTehCoolest oh damn, it’s the mustache paradox

[@lifu._]

@@TacTehCoolest Maybe Shane is a killer...

[@mzisaperson7925]

@@lifu._ or at least his moustache

[@twinklybubblybits]

Agreed💖

[@angiegibson6598]

*Helen gets possessed by a demon* Ryan: if this is a bit I’m not getting it

[@vsratoslava]

*toothpaste falls from the shelf* Ryan: IT’S HAUNTED

[@little_lion_heart9850]

He's too used to Shane's demonic aura to notice when something is actually off anymore.

[@shinae4853]

Who's helen

[@kdjoshi726]

@@shinae4853 Ryan's ex

[@sabrexi7228]

I love how sleepwalking stories always have a person with a knife and doing crazy stuff, meanwhile I just walk downstairs and tell my dad I like turtles then go back to bed

[@partlyironic]

(Shane always gives off big Protective Best Friend vibes when Ryan talks about his ex and it is really amusing to see an otherwise gentle man get slightly sharp)

[@alyssacheyenne7333]

it's so weird that your name is helen too cause i think that was the name of ryan's ex

[@BrunosSquirrel]

I know right?! Shane saying that caught me off guard. They are so adorable

[@phlautia588]

What happened to his ex?

[@melodys9188]

what hapned w his ex ? is that the one in that one bfu ep where they slept there

[@InternetsPedestrian]

I think if I remember from a previous episode when they broke up, Ryan was really upset about it and maybe Shane still feels like grr how dare she hurt my beef friend (beef man and "best" friend)

[@nikkiland]

Like 3 years ago I sleepwalked at my boyfriend’s house, I went to the bathroom and afterwards normally if I were not sleep walking I would’ve returned to my boyfriends room, but instead I went into his sisters room, climbed into her bed, and when she woke up and was like “umm ur in the wrong place” apparently I said “no no it’s cool it’s cool” and then just preceded to sleep there 💀 so embarrassing lmao

[@Me-vn3gz]

Apparently your true self is bisexual lmaooo

[@isaamaandaa]

omggg. 😂😂😂

[@PastLifeVillian]

@@Me-vn3gz Bruh dont make it weird, you have no idea how old the sister is

[@Me-vn3gz]

@@PastLifeVillian It’s a joke dude chill

[@nixixim]

@@PastLifeVillian exactly, so dont assume shes underage you freak. why did you evem think its weird

[@rubyrose1432]

Honestly I can't take any of this seriously because it just throws me back to the time when my mother, who is a history teacher, just sat up and suddenly started giving the Gettysburg Address. 🤷‍♀️

[@heatherperleberg7816]

That's awesome lol

[@taliajung1553]

I guess your mom's "truest version of herself" (as described in the video's intro) is Abraham Lincoln

[@samanthabennett-medievh5328]

Hahaha, I love this. 🤣

[@steph3463]

abraham lincoln possessed your mom in that moment

[@shannonh371]

I had to screenshot this comment to send to my best friend. her dad is a history teacher and her brother is a history major and I almost woke up my roommate imagining one of them doing this hahahaha

[@darcicusmaximus1311]

“The paranoia being, you’re acting out your truest self.” Apparently my truest self wants to throw itself off of bunk beds & drink cheap perfume

[@ferret-face7804]

I mean I want to drink perfume

[@MegaJessylynn]

John Mulaney??

[@sunshinewabby]

"Is this alcohol or perfume?" *chugs it* "it's perfume!"

[@tametsin1320]

The one time I slept walk was also me throwing myself off a bunk bed! I woke up on the floor pawing at a wall.

[@sunnishae5047]

The one time I slept walk was to go from the couch to my bed

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Child: sleepwalks and talks in hs sleep Shane: gotta throw the whole kid away

[@BrunosSquirrel]

I'm with Shane with that one. It's scary man

[@T_1.5]

When I was a kid, I was lactose intolerant, but while asleep, I would walk downstairs and pour myself a cup of almond milk. We figured out I wasn't intolerant anymore when I started pouring normal milk instead.

[@rageponiez]

lmao i was watching poltergeist the other day, and that’s exactly what i thought when she started talking to the tv

[@Ari-un5sh]

Endeavor vibes

[@marchmellocake]

@@Ari-un5sh AGSJSJSKS NOOO 😂

[@annamartin2852]

It's Shane's satisfied smile after calling Ryan's ex a freaky lady for me

[@appleuwumer]

Nah it's not cool tbh, the relationship probs just didn't work out and Ryan corrected him saying she was a nice lady. Let's not normalize this shit, it's toxic and looks bad/immature

[@annamartin2852]

okay ❤️

[@mehreen1239]

@@annamartin2852 where did they say that

[@inaaronshead7331]

@@mehreen1239 start at 6:17 and it's in that time frame vicinity.

[@iamthepappy4232]

@@appleuwumer you sound like one of those freaky ex types

[@happycat7458]

Shane: "I'm a clean kitty baby!" Ryan: "I don't like that"

[@jazzncaffeine]

Ryan: Describe fear to me Shane: b u t t h o l e c l e n c h e s

[@recoil53]

Shane - Yes I too am familiar with the emotion you know as "fear".

[@snavisTM]

We all watched the same episode as you yuh know?

[@heidiosthed]

this is terrifying because it’s his literal boyfriend. like imagine how scary that would be to be almost killed by a person that you trust so much.

[@scratchedcds]

i love that shane’s ideal ending to the story is that this guy leaves his boyfriend for one night and discovers he’s been trapped in a snowglobe

[@barb125]

the coraline theory, classic

[@lilahgray5117]

@@barb125 I was looking for a comment like this

[@harper8842]

coraline type beat 😔👊

[@bisexualchibi2863]

“You could just tell there was nothing going on up there” Me, immediately: “no thoughts, head empty”

[@ariellav.3706]

Smooth brain

[@miarooski]

elevator music behind eyes

[@wiinojunko]

lights r on but nobody’s home

[@masonheitner8410]

I’ve never sleepwalked before, but my sister has. One time I was sitting on the couch late at night, just watching TV, and my sister comes in the room. Her eyes were open, she just looked sleepy, but not asleep. I said, “uh hi Lilly” or something like that, and she strolled up to the TV, clicked the off button, and fell asleep on the other couch. I yelled, “hey I was watching that!” But she was OUT and thought she dreamed it the next morning. She sleep talks too. She once sat bolt right in bed when we shared a room and yelled, “I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!” and flopped down and fell asleep again. Apparently she was watching a political show at the time and she was dreaming about it. Sleepwalkers and sleeptalkers are also funny as hell.

[@ghoulboi6563]

bro the same thing happened to me. One time my brother was sleeping on the couch when he stood up and then proceeded to turn off the tv, when my dad asked “what are you doing”, he responded “I wanna play Xbox” and then literally drove back on to the couch and didn’t move for the rest of the night

[@introvertairways]

When you said “he met his boyfriend for the first time” I was like oh that’s kind of romantic then I remembered what show I was watching

[@Helena-tb5hn]

when i tell you i was about to be excited abt the representation and then i remembered

[@hqunted8660]

@@Helena-tb5hn LITERALLY ME GDHTEJDKFUYLGH

[@belladonnamirkwood6669]

I thought it meant the narrator was the sleepwalker, and he'd somehow been in a relationship without realising it, and the story would be he wakes up in a strange place with a strange person who was actually his boyfriend the whole time. like he had a secret life, but it was secret to himself too, and then that would actually be the first time he met his boyfriend while he was awake.

[@introvertairways]

@@belladonnamirkwood6669 that would be interesting

[@kellyr1482]

The narrator being like "I WOKE UP AND FELT TERRIFIED FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!!!" like I too have anxiety.

[@Noni_Z_]

Hahahaha

[@samadritapathak9944]

That's actually a real psychological sleep disorder, night terrors. Not the ghost-y version, but it's really the feeling of pure emotional stimulus after waking up (or you wake up with any EXTREME emotional turmoil). There's no nightmares associated with this, no imaging. It's just the emotions (can be horror but can also be sadness, or any other 'negative' feelings) It's terrifying for the people around the person experiencing it, but the person doesn't remember anything.

[@berryrhubarb]

Duuude the idea of looking up to someone standing over me on the bed... them twirling in circles. Then a stiff jump and walk away, like their body wasn’t under real control. I would need sedation.

[@isaacspeyer1129]

No literally I’d start crying 😭

[@CHESShireCat]

Once when my family was in a hotel I started mumbling in my sleep. My mom was like “what?” and I said “Duolingo! So we don’t destroy each other!” My true self is a creepy Duolingo ad apparently.

[@Hannah-fc4it]

When you fall asleep you turn into the duolingo owl

[@Kottie_mal]

I forgot to do my French homework!!!

[@christinekoper2407]

This is incredible

[@cannoli2149]

This reminded me to do my French hw lol

[@CHESShireCat]

Things that I am according to my sleep walking/talking experiences: -Doesn’t want to eat sand -Doing something on an iPad -In the shape of a tent -The Duolingo Owl

[@kardelen3504]

I must say, Mollie Ong's illustrations have had me hooked on these stories ever since the series started. They're atmospheric, and Anthony's editing really helps keep you immersed in the narrative and your eyes follow the images on screen so well. Shout out to Watcher for emplying and supporting such amazing talents!

[@Gobbostopper]

they remind me of a less sketchy scary stories to tell in the dark a lot i dig em

[@ipshitakanungo3025]

I totally agree.... Some if the stories r not that scary, but the illustration make it interesting atleast, if not more scary

[@Gobbostopper]

@@ipshitakanungo3025 it really adds to the whole story, have spooky visuals

[@valentinesgaming3323]

"sleepwalking shows your true self" me as a child after sleepwalking and sitting down at the computer: makes sense

[@Sparkles._.]

I peed in the trash can after attempting to pee in the corner of my mom's room

[@lovelybydecay7811]

Girlfriend: *possessed by demon at 3am, stands up and spins on mattress* Ryan: Is this a bit?

[@DizzyDior12]

The fact that he’s more concerned about his boyfriend coming back while being asleep than he is about his boyfriend walking into traffic while being asleep is very telling about this fake relationship. 😂

[@himesilva]

Ikr? Maybe make it a 3 _month_ relationship not a 3 year one

[@bogwife7942]

did you miss the part were he was standing over the bed with a knife

[@chester7687]

@@bogwife7942 yeah but that was when he was asleep only It would be reasonable to be scared of him coming back if he was like that awake I don’t think he’s permanently asleep and hiding from everyone I think if it was real he would have died if he went missing while asleep But the narrator doesn’t care that their boyfriend probably died They just care that they scared them when they were asleep

[@anxiousleighwaiting]

My sister used to laugh in her sleep. At the time she was around 7, and so i would wake up and just hear a little girl giggling somewhere outside my room. It developed into sleep talking before it stopped as she got older.

[@mochisinclair8675]

I used to laugh also in my sleep and still talk from time to time. It's kinda weird cause i used to fall asleep in the living room and my mom and brother would ask me " what made you laugh ?" Like i was suppose to know.

[@moguada]

that's terrifying. not your sister sleepwalking but imagine just hearing a girl giggling outside your room. i would be terrified

[@that_one_dude496]

My little sister used to sit up in her bed with her eyes closed saying "no,no" while she was sleeping one time she would scream then wake up running around the room

[@Tina_95]

I still some times just let out a small chuckle before I fall asleep for some reason. No idea what causes it but some times my brain just has to get a chuckle out 😂

[@bebazZz]

I laugh in my sleep too. I remember one time my aunt came over to sleep in the same room as me (since the other room were occupied), she woke me up, terrified, and said "Are you awake!?" and I was like "wtf, why? no!" But I do get the feeling that I was laughing, but idk why.

[@illusiveaxeman9164]

Shane should write a horror story, I bet it'd be a wild time.

[@vanatile9525]

it'd be him stating a paranormal thing and then proceeding to explain the science of what REALLY happened. There were scratches all over me, (by the way it was my bear, yeah he does that sometimes.)

[@unconcernedcitizen4092]

Dawn of the Heroin-laced Avocados

[@RookieAssassin]

I love how Shane just randomly insults Ryan's ex lol

[@hibiscuit154]

he’s like the bestfriend that doesn’t want anyone to date you because he thinks no one deserves you it’s so sweet

[@appleuwumer]

it wasn't really cool and im glad Ryan corrected him!

[@natekraner3721]

@@appleuwumer did he *really*, though?

[@deprofundis3293]

Friends usually only hear about the worst of a relationship. Everyone knows that friends are not good judges of one's ex after the relationship is over. Only the person who really knew them in the relationship can properly speak to their character, at least once time gives them some perspective.

[@natekraner3721]

@@deprofundis3293 I get that but my point is it’s really a pretty superficial and light jab at someone’s ex. He genuinely seemed to not know what to say about her that would be diplomatic

[@madelines.9140]

“She was a freaky lady” 😂 Shadey Shane has entered the chat 💬

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Long Legs Madej is here.

[@ohlindsey2910]

Lol!!

[@cats1970]

@@Picking.a.name.is.hard1 only took him two steps

[@sierrabenson4576]

💀💀💀💀

[@Tweetie4018]

I only watched like 30 seconds and I like the idea of being your "true self" while sleepwalking but I just remembered one time my friend sleepwalked and said "I can't open the cucumber" while trying to open a door so I don't know what that says about her

[@underscorekay]

she’s an intellectual

[@mintgirlsupercalifragilist2980]

@@underscorekay LMAO

[@papl20]

@@underscorekay but she couldn't open the cucumber

[@matchamelon330]

My brother had night terrors, which means he would walk around with his eyes open, but he was actually asleep. We used to have him pee to wake him up, and he would have no clue what happened. Sometimes during his night terrors, he used to ask weird questions like, “who’s the maan?” And it was super fucking weird but also funny sometimes (like the time we asked what his bed was, and he replied with a smile “strawberry |:)”)

[@ikykwklk2005]

That's not night terrors. Those are horrible terrible nightmares. He was just sleep walking

[@matchamelon330]

@@ikykwklk2005 he got diagnosed bu a professional??

[@justlina5091]

My brother had the exact same thing and me and our dad had to make him pee so he can wake up . I used to stay up late and always knew right away when he was sleepwalking the only difference is my brother wasn't verbally responsive at all he used to keep quiet no matter how many times we called his name . And always just walking around the house eyes open 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@dandelion2942]

Bro i get night terrors too. They're super disorienting sometimes I unlock the door and go into the street 💀💀

[@ComedyGlor]

Wdym by “have him pee”??

[@priyankaambati497]

I really thought Ryan's ex's story was more creepier than this story itself

[@chrissparks7439]

Yes.

[@markjosephbacho5652]

Same. I could even imagine it

[@eleanorlamb1838]

Nope, I laughed so hard, I think sleepwalking is hilarious (as long as no one is in harm's way of course)

[@iamthepappy4232]

@@eleanorlamb1838 no, more so when there is harm. Natural selection.

[@katiejaneh8562]

I'm the 666th like. Nice lol

[@universe1822]

Shane basically described coraline when here parents gets stuck in the snow globe

[@ily-vsl]

I was kinda thinking of an episode of Black Mirror lol 😂

[@emmer0]

I was legit about to write this😂😂

[@oteskweshebala430]

i was looking for this comment😂

[@Companion92]

This also came first to my mind, when he said that

[@mirandaranda]

Also krampus 😂

[@manavibhattacharyya7750]

"sleepwalking shows your true self" 12 year old me who went and hugged my mom when I was asleep: 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@medea__witchhh]

y is this wholesome tho

[@gz5405]

that’s nice :)

[@vinhoinhoinho]

That's very sweet

[@Mothz_yay]

Dude I ran away

[@sluttsanonymous]

aw but that’s sweet

[@shaunh1725]

Kid: *opens door to talk to imaginary friend* Shane: Yep, it's time for you to go

[@fey__3919]

*Heard a noise in the night* Me when I was a kid: "that was a sure sign that I was about to die."

[@TealWolf26]

I once balled up under the covers, peeking over them to watch what I thought was a zombie in the corner of the room. I was 100% sure I was a dead boy until half an hour later I grabbed my glasses and realized it was just some clothes hanging on the door. I'm not dead, just blind.

[@kimiko237]

that’s still me as an adult lol

[@humanityyy]

I know that feeling of something or someone looking over you while you sleep. It's absolutely fucking terrifying. You're frozen in place, you can't even sleep, and you're lying there waiting and hoping for morning to come as if the sun would suddenly make you safe.

[@daniingle4774]

Ryan: lock the doors turn off all the lights Me: *opens all the doors, turns on all the lights* no thank you

[@hellothere5030]

You fool, he’s telling you to lock the doors so no monsters will come in and kill you.

[@ineslapastora3308]

I get nervous when the doors are open

[@vsratoslava]

Me: *immediately turning the schreen brightness to the max*

[@Hessed3712]

Lala I. 🤣

[@kdjoshi726]

@@ineslapastora3308 Same lol

[@collinlatham9039]

I used to think my house was haunted, things moving around at night (chairs being moved to doorways, moving dishes from the cabinet to the table, moving coats from their hooks to my bed etc ) then I discovered that I was sleepwalking and had been for years... it’s been more inconvenient than scary, I guess

[@gryla5290]

This would be a really good twist in a horror movie

[@catatoblob8598]

@@LindaC616 worst plot twists

[@uncommonsense7830]

My mother had a really advanced version of sleepwalking, some of the biggest things she had ever done were moving a picture off a wall and across the house, changing clothing, and even having conversations with people. No other members of my family, that I know of, have ever had a sleepwalking issue.

[@jackiidk4791]

The shade towards Ryan’s ex coming from Shane is what I want in a best friend

[@shelfj3901]

Definitely. That's how you tell you've got yourself a best friend for life. Those two are lucky to have found each other.

[@celia7983]

damn when?? I missed it

[@Madeeha_shinkoko]

@@celia7983 when Ryan talks about his ex's sleepwalking experience "to be fair, she was a freaky lady"

[@casadegaitan]

@@Madeeha_shinkoko I need him to elaborate on what exactly he meant by "freaky" BC that has different connotations.

[@brianaaaaaa]

@@casadegaitan right 🤣🤣

[@Miranda-ou5wi]

when i was younger i would sleep talk. once when my family was staying at my uncle’s, i sat straight up and said “2, 4, 6, 8” and my mom looked at me and told me “1, 3, 5, 7, 9, go back to bed” and i said okay and laid back down 😂😂

[@TealWolf26]

Your mom is hilarious.

[@Miranda-ou5wi]

TealWolf26 she absolutely is, although she gets way too excited about dad jokes

[@gabrielasolis2657]

Dad jokes!? I love dad jokes lol

[@lanceypants524]

Ryan: The narrator and his boyfriend.. Me: GAYS??!!!?!

[@manicmax7909]

we're all so starved for representation lol

[@AS-mr2pl]

@Ansley Hammond lmao I’m the opposite, I’m like nOO! SCARY STUFF ONLY HAPPENS TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE PLEASE because it’s what I have to believe so I can sleep at night

[@spaghettiontheweekends4108]

Same lol

[@pastromer8552]

us pore gays

[@meghaaa137]

@@iamthepappy4232 The bible can't hurt me I'm not christian 🤺🤺🤺

[@HS-lo8ex]

Uhh Ryan’s story about his ex is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. This girl fully stood up on a mattress, ran in circles like a dog, and then Minecraft walked to the bathroom. Time stamp due to me planning to rewatch the clip every day- 6:20-7:20

[@AJPrice-cg5ip]

Maybe it went something like this: the girlfriend thought: "Okay. It's obvious my boyfriend has fallen in love with Shane. I don't want to dump him, because then I'll be the bad guy, so what do I do? I KNOW! Ryan scares easily! I'll freak the hell out of him!

[@demisavage77]

No wonder he believes in spooks and demons lmao

[@HS-lo8ex]

@@miablackburn9422 thank you but I think we owe it all to Ryan’s creepy nice lady ex girlfriend

[@goghballs8938]

don't forget about her pulling a Blair Witch and standing in the corner of the bathroom haha

[@partlyironic]

When other channels start talking about sponsors: ugh skip When the Watcher boys talk about sponsors: YEAH LADS GET THAT COOIIINNN!!! GET THAT PAPER!!!

[@Seth-bp3og]

Facts

[@vsratoslava]

Same

[@rociobianchi7018]

this goes through my head when i turn off my ad-blocker specifically for watcher content

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Get those queens Get that cheddar cheese Get that bread, get that head, then leave

[@jennahills9825]

I love how they tried to make it creepy too to fit the aesthetic lol

[@yvettecastro1891]

“Sleepwalking shows your truest self” 8 year old me: going to the kitchen and almost shitting in the trash can

[@cloutelfin8323]

When Shane’s future kid starts sleepwalking: Shane: “...now where did I put those adoption papers-“ Edit: holy hell thanks for the likes this was literally 10 hours ago I’m shocked LMFAO

[@abigaildulay114]

i can hear this in shane's voice lol

[@cloutelfin8323]

@@abigaildulay114 LMFAO AS U SHOULD

[@Michelle-ev9jc]

Shane: Where's that broom-

[@cloutelfin8323]

@@Michelle-ev9jc LMFAO

[@KoharuUchihaK]

Not everyone automatically has children Susan

[@nicolah.6454]

You know, after the sponsorship bit for Surfshark VPN during Too Many Spirits, the biggest surprise was the fact that Surfshark agreed to sponsor these troublemakers, AGAIN. Kudos.

[@constella1891]

can you tell me which video was it? :0

[@nicolah.6454]

@@constella1891 Sure! It's "Ryan & Shane get even drunker & read more ghost stories". Fun times to be had, my friend.

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Didn’t they also sponsor them in a Puppet History episode?

[@RenDisKenn]

“sleep walking is a form of your true self” 5 y/o me walking to a corner of the kitchen, sitting down, and crying that i don’t want milk: 👁👄👁 i guess i really don’t like milk

[@sluttsanonymous]

i once did something similar regarding the not wanting milk. i accused my mom of pouring milk in my soup and started crying. when i was asked about it the next day i had thought i had dreamt it lol. i guess my true self really likes their soup

[@evacalles5442]

Growing up everyone told me that my grandmothers house was haunted. I’ve always felt uneasy there, but never experienced anything I would consider “haunting” My sister though, told me a story that still freaks me out! She said that she was falling asleep on the couch as a child and heard voices arguing. One was of a woman and the other of a man. The mans voice said “she can’t hear us, she’s asleep” and the woman’s voice said “no she isn’t. She’s pretending” and holy ass that is terrifying

[@kure1908]

fuck that bruh I wouldn't have gotten any sleep

[@oren1305]

Could it have been other adults in the house? That's still creepy though...

[@downrightannoying3922]

No one ever tells you how terrifying sleepwalking is to witness until your brother walks into your room and stares at you in the pitch black

[@ninaelizabethdewitt]

I do that when I sleepwalk, well so I've been told😅

[@possums154]

That would be me

[@muhammadasimsyed1494]

My parents tell me that i wake up in the dead of night and scream bloody murder lmao Edit: i also yell at like some random area “dont kill me”. I don’t remember anything when i wake up so ig i don’t really care

[@adrienneadams3009]

Kids do all the time🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Vergil_Son_of_Sparda775]

I've been binging these and holy shit. I've been getting literal chills. Ryan's voice is buttery smooth. I love these guys.

[@sheenachristina2385]

My son sleepwalks. One time when he was about 3, he woke up came down to the basement where my husband and I were watching TV, opened the front loading dryer, pulled down his pants, and peed into it. Apparently he is a phantom pisser.

[@frosty_teacup]

Oh my God

[@mochisinclair8675]

Omfg

[@scragcowski]

I'm cackling omfg

[@M_4rta]

i fucking thought he'd crawl in there and turn it on 💀

[@plantywitch2324]

Oh honestly I used to do that and the doctors associated that with my seizure activity

[@catbear5200]

when ryan said his ex was doing 360s for some reason my brain said "skateboarding" so i just had a mental image of some lady skateboarding on a bed next to Ryan

[@entr0pix]

"the paranoia being, youre acting out ur true self" all i can think of is that girl on tiktok sleepwalking and throwing drinks at her lawn

[@H3_remix]

Them: *joking about vacuum on nuts* Most people: *laughing* Idiots: hospitalized from trying to vacuum their nuts.

[@Lauren-BugFilmz]

I haven’t watched that part yet but I will definitely enjoy it

[@STormnNormn2027]

Seriously though, don’t do that.

[@steelontarget4839]

I died laughing at that part. Just out of sheer stupid curiosity, what would happen if you did? I'm guessing it would hurt but could it actually injure someone?

[@Katie-mw7pd]

@@steelontarget4839 would definitely depend on the power of the vacuum but I’d imagine it would not be good for a person. The skin down there is very tender. You don’t wanna be goin at your ballsack skin with a vacuum.

[@steelontarget4839]

@@Katie-mw7pd I figured it would be bad. 😂 I don’t have a ballsack so it's hard for me to estimate just how bad it would be.

[@freya2294]

shane "clean kitty" madej

[@kateNwilson]

Kitty wants some candy

[@Sara-jo3xm]

Kitty wants some candy

[@cloudieo]

Kitty wants some candy

[@vsratoslava]

Omg 😂 😂😂

[@khiemtran9390]

Guys, it isn't Halloween anymore, chill.

[@KimberlyJoyceIllustration]

This one was eerily relatable for me. My ex boyfriend was a sleepwalker and would constantly have these types of moments. One time he woke up in the middle of the night, jumped on the bed and looked towards me screaming "demon!" its funny now, but freaked me out at the time because he was serious about it. Now I wonder if he was actually looking at me or looking at something behind me. Another time he woke up outside of his front door, standing on the porch looking towards the street. when he looked at his hands, there was blood - apparently he was from digging his finger nails into the palms of his hands. Though when it came to his sleepwalking I would always tell him about it and I would also tell all our friends and family too. lol his family would say they experienced similar things from him.

[@ninalarsen6302]

My brother is a sleep walker, But he isn’t one of these scary sleep walkers tho.. His mind tures in to an 8 year old and you can even have a conversation with him, it’s actually quite fun! He once walked in to my room and placed some of his books on the side of my bed along with his Lego car, I woke up and asked what he was doing, he told me NOT to move the things he had put on my bed. He then walked down the stairs and I asked again «where are you going?» and I didn’t Get a clear answer, but I can remember he said something like «i’m gonna sleep with mom and dad». He has done this multiple times when he walks down to sleep with mom and dad, and one time we even found him in the bathtub sleeping haha. Also he has stolen my glasses and he has argued with me in his sleep so I don’t really find sleep walkers scary!

[@autumntrash3029]

well you definitely made me feel better after hearing that terrifying sleepwalker story 9_9

[@fightingwriter25]

This is the light in the end of the tunnel

[@peepeepoopoo7633]

i sleep walk and one time i fell down the stairs and sprained my ankle 😭 most of us are just- brain dead 💀

[@HelloFam]

My brother don't sleep walk but he does talk when he's sleeping. I remember one time I pass his room and heard him say "sis don't eat last Oreo cookie" lol

[@corvcrawler]

Lmao my best friend's little brother talks in his sleep and when his mom said "goodnight, I love you" he responded with "love you too, [his friend's name]" AND YEARS UPON YEARS LATER IT'S HILARIOUS STILL

[@harryr5785]

Shane- “I am a clean kitty baby” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Ryan- l”I don’t like that” 💀

[@deprofundis3293]

I loved it, lol. I immediately thought before he said it "but Shane is actually a cat person--", so it was perfect!

[@Yue_yunn]

Okay but Ryan looks absolutely bomb this episode 💯💥👌🏼

[@hibiscuit154]

his hair is just 😌🤌

[@SushiItzMe]

"sleepwalking shows your true self" My mom said when i was 10 i go to the cold box... Err refrigerator... To taste every single food... My mom said i ate a whole onion, she tried to stop me.. but i just proceed to continue, i don't even know what happened

[@plaguedeene]

Mmh Crunch onion

[@amberwarner2550]

Your true self is shrek

[@appleuwumer]

onions are delicious, i dont blame ur past self

[@seanbasu4255]

*cronch*

[@beelzemobabbity]

I used to eat lunch meat out of the fridge while sitting on the floor in front of the fridge, and I went back to bed after leaving the door open. I don’t remember it so idk if I was sleep walking or if it was just so long ago.

[@NanoNovaBlast]

Can we talk about how Shane’s ending was basically Coralline?

[@OmoonmoonO]

@@angelicaivygagarin806 it's not from tim burton

[@chrissparks7439]

@@angelicaivygagarin806 I mean Tim burton is usually associated with stop motion and creepy things so,

[@hawkes1859]

Oh thank you, I was looking for this comment 😂

[@kiralonely]

For those specifying that it wasn't Tim Burton, yes, it was not Tim Burton, but, the people who worked on it, at least one of them is kind of known for having worked with Burton a lot, so it's expected that there was probably Burton influences. Also the music was made by the same person. So there are enough similarities, that a Burton stan such as myself even excuses the misunderstanding. Plus Coraline was my favourite movie from like age 9 to present day, at 17, so like, mood. My first thought with snowglobe was "oh no, not the Coraline snowglobe scene lmao. I can like watch the whole movie scene for scene in my head, I've watched that movie so much. Love it. So yeah, common mistake, partially due to there likely being influences, and Danny Elfman working on music, which Burton always has him on music/sound in his movies, so it's just a lot of similar stuff.

[@tulipilly]

@@angelicaivygagarin806 the way you can tell it's not a Tim Burton film is that it has people of color in it

[@brokeNedits-BR]

Shane saying Ryan's ex was freaky is a what convinces me they're more than bestfriends they're brothers from different mothera

[@shmorange]

i don’t sleepwalk, but i sleep fight- ive punched my mother in my sleep when she came to check on me, kicked a girl in the head in my sleep, slapped people in my sleep, and so much more. i’m quite the violent sleeper.

[@isailujan6008]

Same

[@BennyFNV]

Bro imagine losing your virginity and then accidentally strangling your girlfriend to death.

[@cherylasencio4477]

This is due to past trauma, it's the deepest part of you trying to protect yourself. The subconsciousness doesn't have concept of time and cant forget. I do it too n that's what I was told. It's freaky to wake up to my loved one's fear n bruises.

[@shmorange]

@@cherylasencio4477 i don’t have any trauma, as far as i know. i’m really jumpy and defensive when i’m conscious too so i think it’s just kinda the way i’ve always been.

[@parkchimchimstolemyheart]

My little cousin does the same he's kicked all of the family members, so much that we draw lots at times to decide who gets to sleep next to him😂

[@GenderOutlaw420]

shoutout to the artist, the art is impeccable as always

[@pandafasha]

"Sleep walking is your true self” *my brother peeing in a trash can*

[@woods-whispers]

I know you commented this a while ago but but my sister shat in the fridge in her sleep. The fridge.

[@bagelbite99]

Why does everyone have such cool stories, my only story was at midnight I would get up, walk to my cats bed, and sleep with my cat lmao, this was often too Edit: I’m not talking about banging my cat wtf is wrong with you, I mean I would go and sleep in my cat’s bed, and my cat would lay on me

[@elijahthecreator69]

Bahaha-

[@vanessa2603__]

That's your true self apparently

[@nicolahutchison235]

That sounds like the best story to me haha

[@mksabourinable]

I don't have any sleepwalking or talking stories about myself personally, but apparently one time when my brother was a kid, my mom was in the kitchen one night just finishing cleaning some stuff up before turning in for the night... When my brother walked into the kitchen, lifted the garbage can lid, peed in it, mimed washing his hands nearby, then went back to bed. All the while completely oblivious to our confused and amused mother lol Like I feel like that's a pretty boring sleepwalking story lmao 😅 (Also thank goodness he peed in a garbage can and not like.... Idk a laundry hamper or something!)

[@chrissparks7439]

I mean, I love my cats even though they are kind of little fur goblins

[@danpuchalla6959]

Ryan's story about his girlfriend was scarier.

[@emmac.j.8374]

How is sleepwalking scary?

[@JerryP7a]

@@emmac.j.8374 just is

[@shardascarapace9811]

It’s something most people don’t think much of, but like the concept of skinwalkers and not deer, it’s an abnomality that humans will fixate on. If it doesn’t look normal, if it doesn’t act normal, then it must not be human. Also, the fear levels change depending on the time of night. If it’s 3 am and your significant other is standing in a corner, head hitting the wall, your fight or flight is going to trigger in stronger ways. When it’s dark, our instincts go into high alert, watching for predators and other dangers. That’s why when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or get a drink of water you avoid mirrors or windows. Sometimes the reflections aren’t quite right, sometimes they distort images depending on the low light frequencies. Sometimes you think there’s something watching you, even if you’re ten stories up.

[@shardascarapace9811]

When I was a kid, I shared a room with my little sister. She was about four or five when we started and had a habit of sleepwalking. It wasn’t too weird, some of my other brothers had the same experiences when they were that age. My family chocked it up to them having too much energy before bed and their little bodies just couldn’t handle it. I’ve never been able to sleep heavily, due to having a lot of little kids in my house that were very active late at night. They’d get up out of bed and come sit or try to get out of the house and play in the yard at four in the morning. I’d trained myself to wake up whenever the beds creaked, so I was always aware of the slightest sound. This time was different. My oldest sister had been away at summer camp for the week, so I had taken over her bed on the bottom bunk, and my baby sister was on the top. The bed frame was metal, so every time you got out of bed there would be creaking and metallic gong sounds. I remember that I was afraid in my sleep that night. Normally I face the room, since the window on the other side was at ground level and anyone could look in, I avoided it. I sleep on my side typically. That night though, I was facing the window. And there was a terrible, Horrid feeling I had that was pounding in my ears and I didn’t know why. My brain hadn’t caught up yet I guess. When I had the courage to pull away the blankets from over my head, I saw a reflection in the window pane. My little sister, Eyes wide open, Standing on the side of the bed I usually face, Staring at me. She usually wore a princess dress that we couldn’t get her to take off to even wash most of the time, so it was weird that she was just in her pull-up. Her hair was sweaty and strung out and sticking to her face like she’d woken up hard, like she’d been in a deep sleep. But her expression was terrifying. Almost bloodshot, her little face almost couldn’t hold how big her eyes looked, and when her sleep self realized I had noticed her existence she smiled Naturally I freaked out and smacked her to the floor where she woke up and started crying. 😂😅 and I was like “baby, what were you doing out of bed?” And she told me, “Sissy.. I was sleepy and you woke me up 😡” So I put her in a fresh pull-up and changed the sheets and washed her face, put her hair back in a lil bun and put her in bed next to me. She’s almost fourteen now and doesn’t remember anything but yeah. I was terrified. That’s the main reason I don’t like windows at night lol. The other story about my little brother sleepwalking is that he had to pee so my older brother tried to take him downstairs to the bathroom (we only had one and it was on the ground floor) and he thought he was there already so he peed on the stairs 😂😂

[@anonme_]

@@shardascarapace9811 Bro, the one with your sister is terrifying. For how jumpy I am, I sure as hell would have a heart attack if someone standing over me smiled after I noticed them. The one with your brother is chill AF though. Who cleaned the stairs afterwards? 🤣

[@alizeica519]

Why was Shane's ending prediction just the plot of Coraline? Lmao

[@riverrock19]

so am i supposed to take from the ending of this story that the boyfriend just sleepwalked out of the apartment and. never stopped

[@recoil53]

Everybody was afraid to wake him up.

[@annalisanorman9013]

He’s still out there. Walking.

[@aliceb17]

My (fabricated) conclusion was this: The sudden onset of sleepwalking was an early warning sign that something was going wrong with his brain. He must have not locked the doors (not really taking his BF seriously), gotten out, and woken up in a fugue state. As he had left the apartment, he had no cues as to his previous life. He likely either created a new identity, or checked into a hospital somewhere who missed the alert out for him as a missing person and was never identified and started again as a new person.

[@Flanneryschickens]

@@aliceb17 Oof. I thought he sleepwalked out of the apartment, got hit by a car/mugged/walked into the woods and got lost or something and died. your version is better though

[@aliceb17]

@@Flanneryschickens I thought about that, but they never found a body, despite checking hospitals and morgues. Although if he got lost in the woods that could be plausible...

[@luanabastos4937]

When my mother was in college, she used to share an apartment with three friends. One of them, Socorro, often had sleepwaking episodes. Most were kinda funny, but some were freaky. Like trying to open a window (they lived on the 3th floor) or standing still beside someone's bed (Paranormal Activity style). There was one particularly scary episode. The place they lived in was in a bad neighborhood, and because of that, Socorro's boyfriend decided to bring a gun over for the girls to keep. At first, he put it inside the wardrobe, in the room Socorro shared with my mother. Then Socorro joked, "You guys better hide it somewhere else, just in case I try to get my hands on it in the middle of the night". Everyone laughed, but they decided to move the gun to another room. That same night, my mother woke up to persistent noise. She sat up and saw Socorro rummaging through the wardrobe, throwing all the clothes on the floor, looking for the gun. My mother told me she almost pissed herself right there. The gun was taken away from the apartment the very next day.

[@kiwifit620]

HOLY SHIT

[@chrissparks7439]

Ah fuck.

[@rocioperez8321]

What an odd name. Socorro. Literally means "help me" in Spanish.

[@luanabastos4937]

@@rocioperez8321 Yeah, the meaning is the same in Portuguese, too. It's quite a common name here in Brazil, though. Or it was, for people born before the 2000s.

[@rocioarrieta8521]

Socorro would have been kicked out if that was my experience...nope...

[@finpin2622]

I slept walked a few times when I was younger, I think it was mostly when my dad had gone on a longer business trip and that messed w my child brain psychologically. It mostly consisted of me trying to go down stairs a bunch or just wandering around, the funny thing is I was half awake sometimes so I remember some of them. One of the highlights is when my mom was trying to put me back to bed and I protested by saying "all my friends are allowed to go down stairs!" as if that was any kind of rational argument.

[@miladsterdoesstuff1568]

My brother pooped in my mom's room when he was little, in his dream he was in a bathroom. Truly fascinating

[@stephh1149]

I pissed myself in my own bed because I dreamed I went to the bathroom

[@ajunimo5526]

Sleeppoop

[@elizabethtrumbo9480]

my brother ate his poop when he was a baby yuck

[@rono3457]

@@elizabethtrumbo9480 was he sleep walking or.....

[@matthewbates9629]

That was a concept of a rugrats episode

[@amia560]

when i was little, i used to sleepwalk. one time i just pissed all over my brother's room.

[@werewolfgirlfriend43]

WHAT- HAHAHA

[@Kottie_mal]

I-I THAT IS THE WEIRDEST YET FUNNIEST SLEEPWALKING STORY I HAVE EVER READ 😂

[@Minrxy]

IM- HSHASHSHSHHS

[@bellabella-ng2qc]

Dude I peed on one of those fake kitchen things once sleepwalking thinking it was a toliet

[@tilly-h-1]

HAHAHHAHA

[@chloemarie3553]

8:33 Wakeking them up like that could be very dangerous. Since they've been sleeping if you wake them up, even if you do it gently, they could be very disoriented and frightened and not even realize who you are and act violently.

[@calliope720]

This is a complete myth. A sleepwalking person is a much greater harm to themself and others while sleepwalking than when they are woken up. Sleepwalking people, most of the time, are groggy and confused upon waking up, not terrified or violent. Medical professionals advise waking up sleepwalkers to stop them from accidentally coming to harm.

[@maddieb.4282]

Nah what are they gonna do, punch you? That doesn’t happen. It’s not like restraining someone having a seizure. Just wake them up.

[@lola00981]

My dad choked out his college roommate almost every night in his sleep. They’re still good friends, surprisingly.

[@RamenNamen991]

I've heard that happen with veterans before, so I'm actually not surprised by that sort of thing happening.

[@kas_ualties7692]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES 😏

[@appleuwumer]

@@RamenNamen991 PTSD really sucks

[@Gallade400]

You're kidding. Unless that roommate was enjoying it, then there's an obvious reason why they're still friends.

[@okthen623]

Hm?

[@Pooptropolis]

Did anybody got Coraline vibes when Shane was trying to predict the end of the story or is it just me?

[@ellie5995]

Literally the first thing I thought of 😂

[@kdjoshi726]

I love your pfp

[@chrischrischrischris5174]

i mean. it's literally just the ending of coraline lmao

[@mysteryjunkie9808]

Felt like Krampus ending ir a Twilight Zone ending.

[@soshiangel90]

@@mysteryjunkie9808 I also got Krampus

[@goodson6290]

when shane talked about the friend that opened the door and talked to no one it gave me flashbacks of when my mom told me for the first 3 years after my dad died, I would open the front door and go out to the curb of our street and talk to my dad.

[@angiegibson6598]

“No! I’m not a dirty dog! I’m a clean dog. I’m a clean kitty, baby” -Shane Madej

[@emayacore]

The cleanest 😌

[@kaifisshhh]

“I don’t like sleepwalkers, they’re freaky!” Me, a sleepwalker: y-yeah **gulp** so... so freaky

[@sheisjen74]

I haven't done it in years that I'm aware of, but I used to sleepwalk fairly regularly.

[@haramea]

I know right XD I'm lucky mine stoped years ago

[@mollyw522]

uh- same except i was just like “damn shane that was kinda rude”