are you trying to seduce me, tom?

[@level5650]

I love that a relationship that consists mostly of workplace bullying is probably the closest Succession is ever going to come to depicting a healthy romance.

[@LLCOOLBAE]

healthy??????

[@yeahyeah3116]

@@LLCOOLBAE keyword closest

[@EJD339]

I think Conor and his fiancé are probably going to get that award although it’s not much of an achievement lol. I find Tom and Greg’s relationship so fascinating. Every scene is so layered and can be interrupted in a different way IMO. It’s just so fun to watch these two play off each other.

[@viral0998hj]

that's... true

[@mike2207]

They aren’t gay, they’re just friends. This isn’t a fan fiction.

[@Ayo.Ajisafe]

"Tom you're on speaker phone." "Well ....I shouldn't be Greg" Delivery 10/10

[@kman20]

“My body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance”

[@KartikeyaDutta]

That's a suave way to say that I am broke and hungry. God I love this show's writing

[@vingasoline5068]

I’ve been saying this to my parents since I started watching the show. Still can’t get them into it tho 🤣

[@danaayounus]

"I don't wanna be melodramatic but, my body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance-"

[@amyoosh]

literally my favorite line

[@JonnyDWise]

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggs

[@lemmefindout448]

This comment is comedy gold 🏆

[@jordanlacroix2028]

......shut up..

[@mrmookypooky]

@@lemmefindout448 FR - im shaking and crying rn. im dead. lmao. /s.

[@francescaa8331]

Classic

[@Ayo.Ajisafe]

60 times

[@frostymintofdeath]

mathew macfayden as tom is a revelation to me

[@reetrathore3786]

It's a revelation for all of us

[@csrmervz88]

Watch his other works. He is a great actor.

[@mariaabadia4251]

Matheus MACFADYEN, está maravilhoso nessa série!!! Fantástico 👏🏻👏🏻🇧🇷

[@seanforbes3937]

Quietly the best character in the show

[@tiggersmith7393]

I'm not convinced by the funny English accent he does when interviewd. I mean where did Tom go?!

[@graceedits3118]

Nicholas Braun’s ability to constantly stutter when he speaks as Greg is so oddly satisfying and incredibly impressive to me. It’s like he’s in a never ending state of anxiety and I love it.

[@Rakshay223]

Kinda like Morty

[@isabella7131]

yeah it makes me wonder of he stutters alot in real life or not

[@Himothyhimsworth]

Isabella I feel like he does. He talked the same in other movies and shows

[@flaviacristina2774]

@@Himothyhimsworth he doesn't tho???? Idk if we're watching the same interviews but he talks like a really chill guy, he said he doesn't like talking much meanwhile Greg is a rambler that just keeps on talking and talking lol

[@lauraburnett1954]

I love his choices. He's so great in that role.

[@unknown-kx6wk]

"It's not like they pre-poop them.. it's just a mental barrier" 😂

[@Upsallauniversity123]

Oh my god !!! I thought I am only indian who watches succession 🤣

[@nelsonsxs3515]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FiveLeefClovr]

@@Upsallauniversity123 she doesn’t want to go out with you

[@varunc9110]

@@FiveLeefClovr lol

[@TheChillMelodist]

it honestly sounds like something Michael Cera would say in Arrested Development

[@pjv3185]

The guy that plays Tom should get an Emmy. To play such an awful character in a way that makes me kind of like and feel sorry for him, must be really hard. I don't think many other actors could do it.

[@EughhBrothereughh]

His name is Mr Darcy

[@erikzherrllo6960]

The guy playing Tom? Oh you mean Mr. Darcy bro?

[@melodyal3357]

SO AGREE WITH YOU!!! And when I found out he is Mr Darcy from Pride&Prejudice haha I was just absolutely shocked! That’s how brilliant actor this guy is!👌👏

[@pastaman68]

'awful character' hes literally never done anything wrong in his life he is literally my wife ok

[@joeshmoe7097]

@@pastaman68 Umm he destroyed documents to cover up numerous sexual assaults and deaths in the company's cruise division and he's abusive to his staff, including Greg who gets the worst of his temper. Tom is a tragic character but he's a horrible person.

[@vee.t.a]

greg: are you trying to seduce me, tom? tom: yes i am! yes i am, greg! greg: * debbie ryan hair tuck *

[@thebreadbaron5951]

Pffffff lol

[@helpconflict9851]

I hope tom leaves the unhappy relationship with Shiv and finds happiness in Greg's arms

[@dielaughing73]

It's the cycle of abuse. It's handed from Logan to Shiv, Shiv to Tom, and Tom to Greg. For now, Greg has no-one to pass it down to, and maybe it's not in his nature.. time will tell.

[@stevenlannister184]

@@dielaughing73 Greg's passing it into Greenpeace.

[@issecret1]

He just has to castrate him

[@Checkedbox]

I'm sure their relation might get strained in the next season...

[@micahclawrence]

You may get your wish Sporous!

[@9be4jc5bq91w]

"Are these assaults going to be ongoing?" lol

[@moreafterthistime]

Lmaooo

[@marykay7878]

as someone who grew up poor and went to school with insane rich kids, the scene where shiv takes his last dollar bill to get something for her to drink, and then tells HIM that its ok, hit me SO hard

[@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs]

yep. It's the little things like that when you're poor that nobody knows about. Paying $15 to park your friend's car and them not knowing that's all the money you have in your checking account.

[@marykay7878]

@@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs yessss!!!! And in my experience, people with little means do this way more often than rich people, and many wealthy people would never do that for their friend. At least here in Germany, poor people are way more likely to pay sth for their friends and rich people are more likely to insist splitting even tiny amounts correctly to the cent

[@critiasdetested4749]

why are they all so tall this is insane

[@norasoete7228]

This comment has me wheezing

[@EnigmaOn]

Underrated comment.

[@LadyKatKai]

Greg: "Are you trying to seduce me, Tom?" Tom: "Yes I am! Yes, I am, Greg!" Greg: Tucks hair behind his ear. 😳😳😳

[@danaayounus]

6:47

[@TimeIdle]

I noticed that the first time I saw it on TV. That's such a brilliant acting choice. Nicholas Braun is an excellent actor.

[@wowitslena]

Tom repeating himself but in 2 different ways is so HIM

[@alexiz0013]

@@wowitslena Yes, so much! 😂

[@Crybabys_exe]

I love them

[@relaxationstation7634]

I noticed Tom constantly says Greg’s name when he wants to emasculate him. Greg only says Toms name a handful of times but says it when he thinks Tom is being friendly with him. And it seems to piss Tom off.

[@barbarachristine620]

Good observation!! Now I have to watch it all over again

[@erikzherrllo6960]

Like straight out of fanfic, huh?

[@melodyal3357]

@relaxation station What a good observation!👍

[@davidmiranda4745]

Men do this

[@ellax325]

The sexual tension is palpable.

[@soupwater7461]

theyre so fruity with each other its incredible really

[@suttree3233]

"Did you bitch me out, pigman?" might be one rung below "oh king of edible leaves, his Majesty the spinach." as the greatest line in television history.

[@makowyirys9776]

lump of fucking turducken is also a good one :D

[@FM0621]

I’d rank the ‘cunt of monte cristo’ up there too 😂😂

[@3artht0mars]

when does he say the second one

[@unclecousin5782]

It was Tom’s awkward silence breaker after Logan wouldn’t reveal his successor to the Pierces

[@KTBFFH-fq4zb]

No Toms best line is “you’re asking about the moral character of a man named rat f*cker Sam?”

[@TheRausing1]

The dog poop bag scene is one of the best written and performed pieces of comedy in any TV show ever

[@alexclare7513]

The delivery of "then why the *fock* are you wearing deck shoes?" is by far my favorite Tom line delivery

[@deliabratton4526]

it makes me laugh every single time i think about it

[@KL-op2ur]

lol i think about this too. plus he gets him a pair of like $700 shoes!

[@erikzherrllo6960]

I read this in another place but like… ✨✨ *manifesting Greg as the CEO and Tom as his trophy wife in the endgame.* ✨✨

[@alexlee3261]

This is EXACTLY what I'm hoping for!! 🙏

[@grandiose5720]

😩 same

[@eddiekaspbrak4624]

Sameeeeee 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@sonchik6324]

Guys I think it’s working

[@erikzherrllo6960]

@@sonchik6324 I THINK IT IS AAAAAAHHHHH

[@duffharris9295]

“Are these assaults going to be ongoing?” Fucking hilarious.

[@evonne9938]

Tom: "we have a bond." Greg: "w-we-we do? 😨"

[@Narokkurai]

"Then w-hy the f-uck are you wearing deck shoes, Greg?"

[@nicholaslalonde862]

“Are you carrying dog shit???”

[@Raulbikcube]

He manages to work in the letter "h" into fuck. Bravo!

[@musics4me]

Can't believe the glow in the dark boy from Sky High is STILL being bullied

[@MiracleWinchester]

By Mr Darcy

[@findme7585]

Holy shit holy shit that’s what I know his face from

[@rebeccapacheco957]

He was also on Minute Men, but the role of Greg on Succession shows how talented of an actor he actually is.

[@cinefiend4059]

To know that I only knew of Mathew Macfayden as Mr. Darcy first and then to watch him as Tom is quite a roller coaster experience. Brava, sir!

[@niknekoops]

To learn this through this comment was a roller coaster experience what the fuck

[@cinefiend4059]

@@niknekoops hahahaha I’m STILL shock too and I wrote this last year haha

[@lauraburnett1954]

I loved him as Mr. Darcy. So great in both roles!

[@susanwhite7474]

But should be "bravo"

[@cynicalromantic261]

he's definitely courting him. This may be my trashest crack!ship ever and I am so glad to see you making a compilation of all their fucked up moments

[@whcares]

if i find a song I'll make a proper edit for sure

[@erikzherrllo6960]

Finally someone said it

[@Jellytimehello]

Like courting, but grooming a little right.. he's crooming him? gourting?

[@sonchik6324]

@@Jellytimehello both crooming and gourting sounds oddly disgusting which suits their relationship lol

[@InglebertHumptyDump]

Tom reminds me of my ex boss. It was hilarious watching him, but you never knew if you'd still have a job by the end of the conversation.

[@cassidy318]

I’m crying at this comment thinking about how this day to day plays out 😂😂

[@TinyPple45]

The fluid face change from excitement directly to shame at 9:25 LITERALLY will never stop being hilarious

[@dielaughing73]

Cooked up and a little too much honesty

[@diwashshrestha6640]

Reminds me of Michael Bluth's reaction to the Mayonegg from Arrested Development

[@arus.2171]

right like tom it’s ok to be a submissive man we love you

[@vingasoline5068]

“So fucking hot…” 🤣🤣

[@williammccormick2802]

7:33 "I could...I could be like...the THIRD most important guy in the company." Tom has so many great lines but this remains my favorite. The delivery is just epic as he does the math

[@rsr157]

6:52 I love how immediately after Greg asked tom if he was trying to seduce him, Greg brushes his hair back.

[@henrintibu]

"i don't wanna be melodramatic but my body is growing weak from the lack of sustenance"

[@zachscott5420]

well i shouldn’t be greg. that entire exchange is so underrated

[@addie699]

i have never seen a single episode of succession but this video was so fucking funny lol

[@addie699]

no idea who these guys are but their dynamic is hilarious

[@kaepiper]

same 😭

[@yeahyeah3116]

@@addie699 they are gay lovers

[@HCG]

You’re missing out, it’s a masterpiece

[@totorominion124]

Why does Tom give me such unique aggressive bottom energy???

[@marshhen]

Exactly, this is the incredible quality of his performance.

[@betaririzqikaer2451]

omg now that i saw your comment, i cant stop thinking about this

[@kennykenny1616]

Do you mean he aggressively gives off bottom energy or he’s like an aggressive power bottom

[@tak3aw4y6]

@@kennykenny1616 I read it as aggressive power bottom. But I could be wrong.

[@kennykenny1616]

@@tak3aw4y6 ok that’s exactly how I read it I feel like we’re right

[@cherrysurfer68]

the way greg looks at tom at 5:05… i don’t think i’ll ever get over that

[@biana6197]

Omg

[@duckyymomo]

he's soooo

[@АсяК-о6м]

I thought they were acting out a scene from some fanfiction, I’m still not sure if that scene was in the show though, looks too intimate like they’re about to kiss 😂

[@CandaceYoung962]

@@АсяК-о6м It was. I just finished binge watching the show yesterday, after a couple of weeks. I didn't know anything about the show other than it was inspired by Rupert Murdoch and his family. Their relationship is very intimate, and it comes across as romantic and sexual at times.

[@affytaffy01]

its cause he was getting high like 2 minutes earlier lol

[@deannasmit7004]

Please can someone explain to me why Greg tucks his hair behind his ear at 6:50. That moment haunts me

[@TheLibs]

because theyre in love

[@deannasmit7004]

@@TheLibs GREAT point

[@auroraborealis7415]

oh my god DEANNA girl i screamed at that, when it came on my mouth was hanging open and i replayed that part like 20 times

[@imsadlol4528]

this is the funniest fucking comment i’ve ever seen in my life omg

[@rebeccaelliott9770]

I feel like If Matthew’s role was bigger as Tom he’d get an Emmy

[@minus21334]

yeah, award these days prefer explicit acting more......when he can do the opposite so freaking well too

[@joebailey8294]

It just got bigger

[@sarahlang2119]

He'll be getting one at the next Emmys for season 3

[@inayatqureshi6715]

@@sarahlang2119 spot onn

[@user-vp2tg9md2t]

@@sarahlang2119 you were right!!

[@JeffreyGillespie]

Tom is the king of corporate passive-aggressive douchbaggery

[@margarethmichelina5146]

And Greg is the King of Blackmails and Gaslighting. Not even Shiv who also likes to gaslights is as smooth as Greg.

[@jameskay639]

"Well I shouldn't be Greg" The delivery of that line is sooo good

[@hoonaignachowaneha]

I could watch Tomlettes being made all day.

[@tak3aw4y6]

Gotta break a few Greggs first

[@halfwaythreeway]

all their scenes are this curious mix of power and trust: it's like they want to believe in each other 'cause if they don't, no one will. the comedic nuances and the line deliveries in both parts just connect to result in one of (if not THE best) dynamics in a tv show, ever. the writing is killer, the acting is exquisite and UGHHH the slow development of affection from s1 to s3 is fucking amazing. 10/10 pairing.

[@rewmnog]

Words cannot describe the sorrow that came over me when Tom was shooting down Greg's California Pizza Kitchen love

[@Shampoo13]

People are ignoring that Greg wanted to buy Tom dinner at his favorite place.

[@poraomaneiro]

"Would you kiss me?" That was the moment I knew I would love Tom as a character

[@vingasoline5068]

It’s hard for me to pick a favorite character in the show but Tom is definitely up there for me

[@Dogbrainsyndrome]

I love that they stayed together

[@Georgina-lv9bt]

the one thing in the finale that wasnt tragic desperation lol.

[@ibisqo]

"well...i shouldn't be, Greg" makes me laugh every single time, the delivery is perfect

[@dutchplanderlinde8319]

Tom and Greg dancing together in the VIP area at 8:25 really is the single greatest scene in this show and no one will ever convince me otherwise

[@Hossein7r]

No No the panic room scene is much more fun.

[@krystal2157]

I think you're right. I do.

[@omnibeet]

I love how Tom starts fucking with Greg from the moment he first sees him. Like love at first sight

[@hudsonscott4212]

ARE THESE ASSAULTS GONNA BE ONGOING????

[@oof-rr5nf]

not me finding tomgreg content by you after all you have done for the hannibal community. im getting emotional. you give so much 😔

[@whcares]

I should make a proper edit

[@oof-rr5nf]

@@whcares 😩 you do that i will promise you the firstborn i will never have

[@whcares]

@@oof-rr5nf I've been looking for a song.... can't find the right one 😕

[@oof-rr5nf]

@@whcares oh no! it is going to come to you soon tho, i can feel it. my tomgreg senses are tingling

[@alainportant6412]

@@whcares who cares

[@lilyjo3248]

how is this show even real

[@ColinMctavish]

Best unhealthy dysfunctional family relationship of all television

[@nanakdhar1932]

Both of this actors has taken this series to another level..

[@pffilms2522]

5:55 this was DEFINITELY improvised.

[@connorm1817]

Im obsessed with the way Tom takes Greg under his wing. From episode one Tom knew that he would be a good person to have on his side... he's Roy blood, impressionable, ignorant and willing to do what he's told to be brought in. It was a genius catch by Mr. Bond aka Tom.

[@rebeccaelliott9770]

Watching this and remembering the first two seasons I’m starting to think Tom is the best character. Matthew Is just so talented

[@Evegz]

Matthew Macfadyen's voice is so ASMR

[@alexlee3261]

Someone pointed out on tumblr that the scene at 6:40 looks like Greg is taking off a veil like he's the bride and now that's all I see.

[@klina7645]

And they're both breathing heavily like they just had sex 😂

[@yuufeternal5837]

Having a girl finishing felatio in her mouth and swapping it back into your mouth is called a "snowball", Tom.

[@Raulbikcube]

Yeah. He wouldn't know that, though. He's not a HIPPIE. 😂

[@millionairemoney9922]

This is why I watch KZbin ... the education is Ivy League!!

[@valleyresident]

see like ok. i thought snowballing was specifically when you get like. multiple people to do it? cuz… snowball… rolls downhill or whatever, gets bigger. i thought? idk it’s been awhile lmao

[@davidserlin8097]

@@valleyresident you’re thinking of a bukaki, also known as oyster stew.

[@carolinacampos9171]

i read it with the tom voice and i lauith it

[@kieranm7488]

Name a comedic tv duo better than Tom and Greg.

[@travdonjon]

I can only think of Selina Meyer and Gary from Veep, but Tom and Greg are neck and neck

[@zca4445]

Alison and Donnie from Orphan Black ❤️ Actually... I feel their relationship is kinda similar

[@AroundTheWorldWithEase]

Tony Randall and Jack Klugman in The Odd Couple

[@reggievideos]

(all in good fun!!!) troy and abed -____-

[@selghari1367]

chandler and joey ^^

[@fargus3486]

Tom likes cousin Greg so much as he's the only person he can be his true self around - everything else is a front.

[@CoronaryArteryDisease.]

They are the kinds of characters in movies that I have not seen done this well, like, hardly ever. To play these types of characters like this is really hard, and they killed it.

[@TainaElisabeth]

so basically tom says everything like it’s a joke while 100% meaning every word

[@straightasanarrow3648]

Tom just made me realize that I've been using the wrong pick up lines my whole life

[@freddyrose7815]

"It's not like they pre-poop them" is one of the best lines of the show

[@fahimrumman6945]

tom-"would you kiss me?" *both look at opposite directions like a drug deal is going down*

[@lennstarrs]

tom and greg are just two bottoms fighting for dominance i love them

[@valleyresident]

i think greg is gonna win tbh. he has the killer instinct. neither of them may have have the company in the end but at least they’ll have each other…?

[@flala2261]

😅😆😂 Spot on

[@nav689]

Tom Wambsgan, CEO

[@damarislopez773]

@@valleyresident well, i have some news here... LOL both won Succession.

[@matthewnace8473]

Tom and Mr. Darcy are the two ends of the scale. That’s some range right there😂

[@JB-tt6ct]

I feel they are radical opposites on the same scale of chronic awkwardness, introvert Darcy and extrovert Tom

[@queeeeericuraaaaaaaa]

I haven't seen this chemistry in a show ever, not even Jesse & Mr. White, no no no, these guys are fantastic.

[@flowercat0]

I'm just as confused as Greg And now I need to watch this show

[@whcares]

THATS GREAT

[@dielaughing73]

Did you watch it?

[@Charcuterieboards]

I just noticed at 1:53 Matthew says “that’s ok” which is the British response to thank you. I know they improv the ends of scenes sometimes.

[@SimonTrepanier1]

Whenever they end up kissing, my life will feel complete for a second

[@sgtlamancha805]

“But underneath, we’re all just, you know...nudie turtles.” My love for you, Tom, is deep and abiding

[@SangnokHigh]

The most chaotic relationship I’ve ever seen

[@basicLife7721]

Cousin Gregg is a whole mood

[@pedrosalles9273]

Greg's eyes and voice become so soft when he is speaking to Tom, there are moments where his is purelly 'watching Tom's mouth move', if you know what I mean. Also Tom becomes frantic and full of energy next to him, invading his space constantly. This is an amazing acting job... these bodies want each other.

[@GunsAndGrenache]

"They make a cajun chicken linguine just how I like it" - Cousin Greg 😂😂😂

[@duffharris9295]

“That’s not how you’re supposed to like it.”

[@onlythelonely93]

I don't know what shipping them says about me and I don't care to know.

[@SomeGamer1111]

It says.. I agree with you lol

[@C4RL1NN]

Shipping them?

[@alexiz0013]

Same... 😅

[@Vence.]

They're kinda adorable y'know

[@helaquist9502]

You make me want to rewatch the series again just from this! these two just guts me

[@patbaxter3538]

1:35 Say what you want about Tom, but he was true to his word, was he not?

[@bhfootballer26]

“Is the salty brine stinging my weather beaten face?” and “it’s not like they pre-poop the doggie bags” absolutely kill me.

[@GabagoolForeverAndAlways]

Crazy to think the first time Tom said he would take care of him, that he actually meant it. You dont know what to think of Tom at that moment in the first season, so seeing the relationship blossom, you totally forget about that promise he made

[@donganger4936]

I’m fucking crying at Greggs enthusiasm over CPK. I can relate.

[@tillykate5702]

right after that first clip in the arrested development voice: "he wasn't joking"

[@deadbutworking]

Macfayden's lashes.. omg

[@alexiz0013]

I know right?!

[@smichelle65]

His eyes in general -- like sparkley blue glass.

[@henryfinlay]

The way they giggle in the California Pizza Kitchen scene (6:02) seems like they are just breaking character. So good.

[@brandonwhite4992]

One of the funniest little details in season 1 is that there Greg is, in a billionaire family, and he's so nervous and awkward that he can't ask to stay at someone's house for a couple weeks. He'd be able to stay at someone's place and literally not even see the other person because it's so big but he's paying to stay at a Youth Hostel 😂

[@ChicagoIrishman]

I just need to watch the series again, because I still can't wrap my brain around this relationship. It's like looking at the sun for a few seconds, but then you look away because it hurts. Then you look again, and its warm, majestic, and bright, then it hurts again. Other than that, I don't know how to describe it.

[@tommyphil4713]

Jesus Christ man, one of the best duos ever

[@michaelbootes4822]

“don’t fucking bother” may be the best advice anyone in this series gives

[@moviefan-bm6ob]

who knew an omelette could be so fruity

[@kingrocky7519]

Most of the time I don’t really take ships that seriously. I think they’re all in good fun, but a lot of the time you can tell that fans are reaching a bit and that the creators never intended for a relationship to hold THAT much focus. And when I heard that people shipped Greg with Tom, I thought “wow, out of all the shows to ship characters, Succession has got to be at the bottom. It’s literally about a bunch of sociopathic rich people trying to ruin each other.” But dude, holy shit. These two are basically fucking. Like it’s not even subtle, Tom is more invested in his husband rather than his wife.

[@belencita9526]

Greg in his Debby Ryan era at 6:50 when Tom said the he was in fact, trying to seduce him 😭

[@almacrespo6397]

"it's not like they pre-poop them"

[@platinum11110]

Tom: Would you kiss me? Greg steps back. Lol

[@ThompterSHunson]

One of the most entertaining duos to ever bless our screens. Mad props to the writers & the actors.

[@thatfunnycripple]

"you're on speakerphone, tom!!" "...........wElL I ShOuLdN't Be, GREG"

[@lilyg4126]

1:27 this specific moment especially when greg says “i get it… haha.” makes me laugh every time