Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer!

Are You Garbage Presents stand up comedian and podcast host Bert Kreischer aka THE MACHINE and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer! You Know Bert Kreischer from Stand Up Comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave Podcast w/ Tom Segura, Bertcast, Joe Rogan Podcast, Barstool, Netflix, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von & more! Check out Bert's New Special RAZZLE DAZZLE
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

[@Jm-is9ig]

Dude who ever would have thought that Leanne would have been perfect for this show. This has been one of my favorite episodes. You can see how much burnt really loves his wife

[@ScorpionP2C]

it was really sweet to see them both in this way, entertaining but exuding love and adoration, made my heart melt when I wasnt laughing out loud

[@TraderGiato]

i love shitting on brett more than most but thats one thing i cant fault him on, that man truly loves his wife and children.

[@bandofmountains]

Anyone who took 5 seconds to hear her out. She's certified trash.

[@filthysock]

Yo, all of this... is why I'm into country music these days. And I grew up on Hip Hop and Punk Rock. Thinking that shit's real. No... nothing is realer than redneck stories. Nothing.

[@xaviergamez5620]

Only if you knew as soon as I seen her face, I click the fucking podcast like oh my god she’s there. She’s only one who could keep this motherfucker in line.

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

LeeAnn is a national treasure. Patience of a saint

[@KevinC1990]

Bert's been on every podcast you could think of.. but the boys are the only ones that got LeeAnn too!

[@briangalloway3684]

the only pod ive watched of his tour i knew he would stop by Tuddys

[@Ragnarok6664]

Striking gold 👌🏻🙌🏻

[@nickpanacci3055]

Its been a rough week for comedy podcast fans

[@cloudbloom]

​@@nickpanacci3055 couldn't agree more, I have no ill will towards Barnt but I just can't listen to him literally bullshit every time. Great guy, tough to sit through. It is what it is🤷‍♂️

[@Lerkero]

​@cloudbloom leann makes it a bit easier. Sometimes she keeps his stories grounded. I skipped over all the other bert content this week though

[@Osirus116]

@32:30 Kippy calling LeeAnn’s bathroom snake a hillbilly roomba just about killed me 😂😂

[@ryancarter8373]

I was rolling

[@DrunkBrizzy]

Was just going to comment saying this was so damn funny

[@RickMinded]

that one made my whole day for sure

[@rem299]

Hahaha, whenever I hear people say they have a mouse or rat problem I say get a CAT, they love to hunt them... but a rat snake haha... she's great.

[@photilal1960]

MAN thag about took me out

[@PeppahJack]

Bert is clearly a true AYG fan, he knows the game so well he brought the person who would break it

[@chrishan9122]

I lost it at taking a shower in the swimming pool.... jesus

[@PeppahJack]

@@chrishan9122 yea they discovered he was doing it on two bears during lockdown I had no idea about the shampoo though lol

[@MightyAmygdala]

LeeAnn and Matt McCusker need to have a garbage off.

[@jooseppielleese7156]

No he brought her along because Bert grew up as a Trust fund kid from a very rich lawyer family.

[@PeppahJack]

@@jooseppielleese7156 You can be garbage at any level of income, the boys have said this before. Also watch the Bert solo AYG ep and it’ll show you his garbage tendencies.

[@RICH12DAY34]

LeAnn has set the bar so high that everybody else that comes along will look like "rookie trash". She is a firstround draft pick. Franchise player. Home run episode.

[@mastergwaha]

lee ann is lebron as a highschooler dunking in front of the counties coaches

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

I wouldn't call her trash, she's hardcore but looks so motherly 😅

[@wharris123184]

“Why didn’t you just make track 8 track 1?” I finally figured out Bert Kreischer. Thank you, guys.

[@-emeliastone]

“The mayor is a frog” I lost it 🤣

[@ALifeInVegas]

Holy hell, 10 dollar homie here and it’s amazing to see the expanded studio, the TBONE cam (after hearing about it for so long) and Bert and LeAnn as guests. The boys are heading straight to the top, love it! Garbage for life

[@gravelevel3084]

Yah dude! That studio looks alright. And her story and their reactions had me busting, virtually busting, a gut. Hilarious! $20 Lieutenant Of Filth here oh yeh!

[@cloudbloom]

​@@gravelevel3084 shoutout to a fellow $20 mergers & acquisitions executive financier🤝

[@gravelevel3084]

@@cloudbloom 🥇🍻🥛

[@tristancline5067]

Hell yeah homie! It's good to see all the support these guys have and I'm glad to be a $10 homie! These guys deserve all the success and there is so much more to come!

[@jeffs813]

I hear those numbers are tru da roof

[@Zachula619]

LeAnn managed to make Bert manageable for the first time in my life

[@OlArtie99]

“I drive a tow truck” has GOT to be the trashiest answer ever on this show 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Illmatic973]

Rattlesnakes on blackjack mountain

[@michaelsillars8146]

Hey man I drive a flat bed 😂😂

[@jeffs813]

I thought the bathroom rattlesnake was a bit trashier

[@westcoastkidd17]

29:25

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

"Boy, you got yourself one of the best frog-giggers out there"

[@bpa0202]

"I'm not a tv show, i'm a mom". Berts right, he does have amazing luck

[@thesodaman1132]

You guys just took the podcast up to a whole new level. Beer freezer, hunting arcade game, Tobey cam, full bar. Insane. Cant wait for the future bozos!!!

[@allstopblue5717]

Don’t forget the crusade knight armor mannequin. Lol

[@Gixsir]

Little caaash these bozos go crazy 😂

[@daksskier7416]

I love LeeAnn. She reminds me of my wife. She grew up hard in a rural life and got more classy over time. That is the absolute best kind of woman. Cool with getting dirty and working hard but also cleans up really nice. Bert is lucky as hell that she is into him.

[@JoE-kx7dw]

Same here, my wife is a country born girl. I consider myself a really lucky guy. I got myself a Daisy Duke.🤠

[@kongvinter33]

they dont make em like this no mo!...hehe

[@beccawecca916]

I love this comment 🥰 admittedly, for egotistical reasons, because it describes me to a tee 😏 what's funny is my husband is literally a carbon fucking copy of Bert too 😂😂😂 In looks and personality. He's such a rough n tumble guy from Chicago, I'm a "delicate flower" from South Carolina, but grew up in trailer park after trailer park. There's a certain kind of heart & wisdom that comes from being around the worst kind of people... You learn to not judge anyone, and about what's really important in life. We like to think we have a Lois & Peter Griffin kind of relationship too 😂 We love watching FG cuz the paralells are uncanny!

[@aliengranpa]

Same here, I tell people my wife was raised in a cave, but it was actually a tent. Her parents really didn't like to pay bills. Now she's educated and borderline snobbish.

[@joeyg29jgjg]

Same I sometimes playfully call her feral when she does some "rural" shit lmao

[@reedbruv2638]

He can't even let her answer the first question LMAO

[@anthonybogus5688]

Smh lol 🤦🏽

[@PeppahJack]

Welcome to Two Bears

[@SquidGains]

Meh I enjoyed it. They're all funny together.

[@josephkogut7472]

Watch the whole fucking podcast, he respects the fuck out of her. Bert’s personality is huge.

[@lucasbos3428]

@@josephkogut7472lol

[@MsLexagirl]

Bathroom rat snake for the win! “it’s a Hillbilly Roomba” is absolutely my favourite line. “Frog gigger” a close second. Very charming fun episode!!

[@SycsFinest]

Holy new studio! The new addition is cookin' ❤ Tuddy cashed out on that settlement, let's go boys!!

[@mAttTimlin4]

came by to say the same thing 🤣

[@CheddarWaffles]

I was wondering why the audio sounded off before they mentioned they are in a new studio. To me the dialogue audio sounds great but the levels are way off. Laughing is way louder than the talking and it's hard to hear what is being said if someone is laughing, which is the majority of time. To be fair, this is a Bert episode so the audio levels are tough to manage even in the best of times.

[@tomsevcik1792]

The new studio is tru da rooof!

[@likwidmagik]

@@CheddarWaffles Just a couple of kinks to iron it. But the boys are killin it!

[@TheDJOblivion]

I am SO envious of their family, the combination of Leanne's community building/mother skills and Bert's ability to keep everyone happy, to live their lives without a worry in the world is truly... magnificent really, glorious even.

[@dom8467]

Bert cheats on her constantly on the road. I knew a girl who was best friends with his tour manger on the "Dive- In Tour" and she had to sign a NDA because she saw how much he cheated. If people really think him and Tom and Rogan don't cheat they live in a fairy land lol.

[@aki42]

I too wish my father was an alcoholic. For all the good memories that drinking brings.

[@nathanchildress5596]

Psh, whatever nerd.

[@dash-x]

I can’t tell y’all garbage men how much I’ve been excited for Leanne to finally come on. She’s been one of my dream guests !!! Let’s Gooooo! ✨🔥🗑️🔥✨

[@Howyadoinghowyabeen]

Drinking game: take a shot every time Bert let’s his wife talk without interrupting. Damn, I’m stone cold sober

[@jjnels296]

Perfectly said.

[@nathanchildress5596]

She had enough airtime to have the best episode of AYG ever, so I have no complaints.

[@jakesmall3454]

TBone knocked the new studio out of the park! So happy for you guys

[@isukye]

id literally pay out of pocket for a episode with theo

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

They should make a prequel to The Machine about Leanne's life and meeting Bert! Such an insane and entertaining story.

[@japiro14]

Yeah, Hollywood will love it, girl power writen all over that

[@digitalsalsas]

brilliant idea honestly

[@samanthab1923]

It’s so crazy, no one would believe it. So deliciously red neck 😂

[@taylorabbott9737]

The hillbilly roomba joke was too good 🤣🤣🤣

[@headknocker2020]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BANGIN EP. Now we need Tom and Christina on together

[@gavinrush4995]

I agree it would be great to have Tim and Christine on this podcast. However, they need to get rid of the very fat guy. He is gross. The one with the fetal alcohol syndrome face is at least funny.

[@pleasantvalley85]

No thanks on the Christina part …

[@foxooo]

tom and christina are not nearly as garbage as bert and lee ann.

[@jessicabecause3717]

Nah, they think theyre too high brow. Raised in money during their childhoods. WHat they ate ramen every night? Big deal.

[@musiclifelove]

@@jessicabecause3717 Tom has talked about moving to LA to start comedy, and when he was broke he would call Daddy (who was a hedge-fund manager) and he'd be good. An actually poor comic that ate beans and Matt's "grool" is Shane GIllis. Tom is obsessed with talking about how rich he is, but doesn't recognize or care that his fans can't relate. And now he's going on to lecturing the "fat poors" about finding a way to be successful. Which is not bad advice, but it isn't as easy when your pops is loaded and will send you money when you need it.

[@Crimson28]

7:38 “The mayor is a frog” 😆🤣 11:40 “This is my friend LeeAnn” 😆 16:45 “And then he made a mix tape” 😂 28:05 LeeAnn is a gangster mom for sure 29:30 LeeAnn’s childhood is a trip 😆 33:47 The best frog gigger 😂 39:14 😆😆🤣 45:24 The flat tire bit 😆 46:20 Hillbilly Wonder Woman 😂 47:09 “Hogliver Road” holy shit that made me laugh 😂 48:15 Gotdamn that had me rolling 😂 56:06 “Don’t bring up Star Wars” 😆 1:05:21 💩🤣😆😂 1:08:25 Bort still taking a bath in a pool is still the weirdest fucking thing

[@PowuhToSeven]

Bro Bert standing with a flag in a bikini is my visual at 48:14 I lost my shit there for the 2nd time

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

The mayor is a frog line got me hard 😂 the visual of a frog with a top hat came to mind

[@mantramusic5009]

watching bert look at his wife is a top reason why i love this dude. You can talk about his stand up this or that but you can't say he isn't a great husband.

[@elbob17]

This was great. I've been a little burned out on Bert but this was fun. What an amazing wife.

[@ando2821]

I love this show but I can’t stand Bert. No idea how this guy is famous

[@DylanLukeLosasso]

@@ando2821 same reason all the other talentless LA hacks are famous lol rogan

[@clandon9624]

@@ando2821 because people think he’s funny, duh 🙄.

[@haterade5137]

​@@ando2821 don't let anyone tell you you're wrong

[@0fluffhead0]

​@@ando2821 Charisma

[@sans-nom8311]

She is a fucking GEM I never expected so much from his wife!! What a lucky guy and he KNOWS it by the way he looks and talks about her. That’s some real love right there. After watching Bert I never expected him to have such an awesome wife but he really balances himself out with her. Kudos to those two and their marriage!!

[@kalabmccollum]

This is the the episode I’ve seen yet!!! Leann is a national treasure and should protected at all costs!

[@haterade5137]

It's definitely an episode alright

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

Agreed. Pretty lady from the dirty south…. Can’t get much better.

[@SlipperyMooseCakes]

Bert isn’t always for me sense of humor wise but he’s a real one when it comes to picking life partners. Respect.

[@deannad9105]

There are two guests and Toby still has a mic? The boys are moving up in the world! Congratulations, it looks and sounds great guys♥️ Amazing first guests! I love LeeAnn and she should definitely come back and tell us what it was like for a GA girl to adjust to LA.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you!

[@LuisTorresD]

Congrats on the new set! Look awesome 😎

[@Dutchy22]

Great idea.

[@Delphius-]

I have to say I have a lot of respect for Bert and LeeAnn. They've been loyal to each other and it all payed off. Congrats y'all!

[@haterade5137]

False. Obviously Bert cheats. Everything he says is an obvious lie

[@SB-se7vb]

@@haterade5137 I think Bert genuinely loves his wife. You can see a stark difference in how he talks about and treats her vs how Tom feels about Christina.

[@haterade5137]

@S B you're so wrong and Bert definitely cheats and OVERCOMPENSATES every part of his life because he's not funny but he's a successful comedian because he is MARKETING a personality to you. It's all fake. Tom can't fake it. What you see is real.

[@nathanchildress5596]

Why, did you fuck him? Considering your username I’d say Bert’s more legit than you homie

[@Alpinestar954]

@@haterade5137bot

[@EddieHalifax]

Toby looks exactly like I'd hoped and I couldn't be happier with this new studio setup.

[@andren8788]

😅😂

[@EddieHalifax]

​@@andren8788 T-bone McMuffin 4 life ✊💪

[@cloudbloom]

​@@EddieHalifax Trogdor McButtons rules🤌

[@MattyK73]

I love it when Bert and LeAnn do things together because Bert actually let's her talk. Well a little bit. Lol

[@PhaedruS007]

So proud of you bozos! This is probably the best episode you've ever shot and to have it land on day one in the new studio makes me honestly emotional. Leanne is a certified GANGSTER!

[@rumplebagz1488]

Dad having a roommate is an incredibly underrated trash statement that was completely glanced over

[@kendallleingang]

Two roommates 😂😂

[@jdcriswell2499]

This still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

[@AdamRasmussenAstronaut]

Every pod that this woman is on is absolutely wonderful. She's a great guest, and a seemingly great wife and mom. Thank AYG for bringing in another zinger.

[@scandelez]

What a treat to have Leeann as a guest this week!!

[@ryanosullivan193]

Love you Bert - but we need a full episode with just LeeAnn !

[@TonJomas]

I love seeing Bert Love his wife. He truly adores her.

[@Currency999]

Yeah and as he said he totally doesn’t cheat on her

[@TheRedMunk]

My girl is the scandinavian version of LeeAnn... love seeing her being with cause she don't follow him enough on podcasts. Love this!!! Growing fan of yours...and love seeing her with you guys.. real respects real! LeeAnn... hope seeing you on more casts.

[@N3Toolarmy]

This could be 3 hours and i would still ask for more. Hope leeann comes back soon.

[@OneAdam12Adam]

Bert is truly blessed to have LeeAnn. Thanks for your candor. Great episode all around.

[@raygreeko]

The Toby cam 😂😂 man we’ve entered a new era shout out to the homies

[@tylernelson7206]

I could watch this channel all day on repeat. You boys found your lane. Only great things for you on the horizon.

[@VIi726]

I already know LeeAnn is garbagio In the best way possible

[@chasermann94]

This is such a good episode. Bert having to get up multiple times “I’m getting another beer” is cracking me up 😂

[@royman141]

This new studio is both awesome, and the perfect amount of trash. Love to seeing the boys succeed!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!! 🗑🙏🗑

[@queazeproductions]

I love LeeAnn together with Bert on a podcast. They're hilarious together.

[@07coco]

the miracle whip of podcasting

[@matthewtimothy]

Hillbilly Roomba didn't get as many laughs as it deserved but that one crushed me. I had to pause to catch my breath.

[@EVAASIVEOne]

the Big Buck Hunter game... candy machines... darts in the wall... everything... PERFECT! Its like the family friendly bar Ma and stepdad took us to!

[@davidwgoen]

Watched razzle dazzle with my wife last night and she laughed so hard and says, "I love Bert". Good to know she has good taste!

[@Alprazolam_25]

There's is no way .he's terrible at comedy 🤣

[@j.yahnke]

This is the most adorable double date ever. ♥️

[@mikeythompson8331]

Such an amazing episode boys!! Leanne's stock has always been high but this just skyrockted it. What a sweet gem of a human.

[@rockytharpjr]

I’m not going to lie these two people are my favorite couple.

[@ryanrsullivan]

This was the podcast for LeeAnn to be on!

[@Listarded]

Shoutout to Husky Hank for finally saying everyone’s new favorite podcast. By far the best one out there

[@Gixsir]

T-bone “what do I do with my hands” 😂😂😂 Love the new cam bozos

[@KGB_5]

I’m gonna miss the old studio but I’m proud of you guys❤️💯 congrats boys keep cookin

[@smrldmrscl3294]

Leeann has to be the queen of AYG or we riot! First job was a tow truck driver and had a street named Pig Liver Rd. Enough said. I love her and bow down to the Queen 🙇‍♀️ ❤

[@SB-se7vb]

Hog Liver Road. Not Lane though, lol.

[@david197757]

LeeAnne crushed it. Good to hear stories from the country.

[@azraelpov]

"What do i do with my hands" was such an unappreciated moment lol. Well done Toby

[@thomperkins]

Listening to LeeAnn talk about her upbringing reminded me of my wife’s childhood. Her dad was a mechanic, mom was a seamstress at a blue Jean factory. We live on family land that has been in her family since the late 1800s. Loved this episode.

[@Soihgee]

Buttons asking what he does with his hand in the 1st five minutes Toby cam already worth it.

[@changinlooks1]

Leanne is proof that you can grow up country and still have ALL THE CLASS! I’m from rural Iowa and was raised by a single Father/Farmer and I’m a DAME! Thanks to my classy grandmothers! PS - I picked up rock every summer before planting

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

Love her! She reminds me of all the ladies on both sides of my family. Dad side is from Ala and mom’s from Ga. Leeann from Bowdon, Ga (Ala/Ga line) gets best of both worlds.

[@jon1039]

I’m here for LeeAnn ❤ Edit: Turned off because of Bert sigh

[@stevenjm12]

Bert wearing 2 watches is the most Bert thing

[@jenniferriley6440]

An absolute banger, fellas. The army is proud of youse. And happy to keep on trucking with youse.

[@AreYouGarbage]

This means the world to us. Thank you!

[@alexkervandjian1789]

Lmaooo Kippy "That's a hillbilly roomba that's what that is" Foley's reacion had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@r.m.8970]

New studio is AMAZING boys! Where'd you find the suit of armor made out of cambells cans?! Toby cam is sick! Keep up the hard work fellas, we loves youse!

[@mtr5901]

"The mayor's a frog" I legitimately almost fell out of my chair laughing

[@alexhebert3229]

Many thoughts 1. The new studio is amazing 2. Finally we got the Toby cam! 3. I now realize leeAnn is the only reason Bert is successful 4. Kippy and foley had a 7 hour emergency meeting after this episode to totally revamp how to judge how to evaluate garbage after this one lol

[@mattyrolph8429]

LeeAnne should accompany Bert more often, helped me to remember what I like about him. Any fella would be so lucky.

[@nolanhenik5813]

Foley wagging his tongue around is such a Jabba thing to do.

[@alexismcaloon8269]

Love when Leeann talks about her childhood. Clearly she has processed the food and the bad. She really is a role model.

[@ScorpionP2C]

its important to process that food girl!

[@howcandykilledu]

You guys have no absolute idea how happy I am. Toby cam !?!?!? And new studio ?!?! I freaking love it

[@emewang]

I think LeeAnn has the perfect voice for Animation movies!

[@terpsurfer7221]

Oh shit we got heater coming in. I cannot wait to see how the boys react to LeAnn she's such a Saint for dealing with Bert.

[@jbartlett4171]

Those checks help.....Bert at Burger King=no LeAnn

[@PeppahJack]

Haven’t even started it yet and ik this woman is Garbagio, she was made for these questions

[@terpsurfer7221]

@@PeppahJack "Bert snort"uhh-hundred percent

[@charlesphiri9095]

"They had a Lake house with no house" TF🤣

[@Trap_Mills]

$10 homie - This is the only podcast I put on as soon as I’m notified. Love the new studio, perfect two guests to have for such a memorable episode. I’m sitting down on my inflatable arm chair, crackin a screaming cold Natty Light, and watching the boys interview a fat athlete and a southern momma.

[@cloudbloom]

Clean livin

[@ScorpionP2C]

finished my last can of bud as the episode ended, life is good

[@chuckcarmichael7835]

LeeAnn is the Yin to Bert’s Yang. My wife would kill me if I didn’t flush the "Deuce". Awesome episode

[@TheAshleywiggins]

As a fella that grew up in rural south Georgia, I can confirm everything Leann says as 100%.

[@tbituner]

Bert is 100% right; that would be a good side gig! I'd even argue you could ditch the standup in your live shows and solely do the game with the audience! The game is what got us in the seats because that's what we are watching here and we could watch 2 hours of it!

[@JoeKlenk]

i didn't think it could get better. great show guys!

[@TungstenToenails]

“They have a lake house, but there’s no house.” 😂😂

[@jlu965]

"The mayor is a frog" had me dying

[@jreinert1023]

“Hillbilly Wonder Woman” had me crying laughing. Funniest podcast on the planet!! You bozos are cookin!!

[@chaselepard]

LeeAnn is a saint. ❤

[@jriquel9]

After the machine movie, Bert needs to do one based on Leanne. I'm in

[@scottmartin7717]

Dude what a great couple, Bert got heck of a woman right there. This made me like him so much more

[@kennybutler7537]

Toby - "I dont know what to do with my hands" man i lostttt it at that lmao

[@grandmodesty]

Holy shit this is going to be the best and worst episode, certified banger

[@Necugetare]

LeeAnn... you have the patience of a saint.

[@anthonybogus5688]

New studio is like they turned they Aunt Tuddy’s basement to a man cave .. and I love it!!

[@hismancaveproductions6496]

"im a 3 man myself" has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!!!!!!!

[@tyler4418]

FUCK YES!!! I've been waiting for a LeeAnn episode! Get Christina P. next please 😁

[@genesisraroa2539]

Agreed Tim and Tina would be wild