ROASTING THE UGLIEST CARS EVER + FREE LAMBO | Asphalt Legends Unite Speed Parade Update Reaction

This new update has brought some UGLY cars that I'd rather sell than look at. Here's my hilarious reaction to them...
(This video is my opinion. If I roasted a car you like, whoop-de-doo!)
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[@Herobello7141]

this goofy ahh mercedes gaming mouse doesn't deserve to kick imola out of elite a class 😭

[@ArisCheeseGod]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN

[@Bass_Reaper_]

LMAO 😂

[@ENEXEI_The_Goat]

This is why I got my boy countach❤❤❤

[@Raadicality]

Yes

[@Dopamvne]

asfane🌚

[@Duckys_xx]

"Mouse car lookin ahh" Bro is becoming a car critic 😭🙏

[@ArisCheeseGod]

anyone can criticize so yuh ig im a car critic 😂

[@Duckys_xx]

@@ArisCheeseGod real

[@Somethingdawg]

Cheese god went from a content creator of a8 to an absolute demi-god at roasting ppl fav cars in a9 lol💀💀. Im just a fan btw

[@ArisCheeseGod]

ahaha. i'll gladly agree with that

[@xtreamXD_]

BRO I CANT EVEN PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE AND IM MISSING OUT ON SUCH GOOD THINGS NOOO

[@ArisCheeseGod]

wait why? is it graphics are too high?

[@xtreamXD_]

@@ArisCheeseGod Nah when i re-installed ALU from microsoft store it was saying that "this app should work properly on your device" or smth like that but then after launching the game it showed the GL logo and then the app crashed. happened even after restarting the pc XD

[@TheDarkGrimm]

14:39 I thought the 'R' key on the keyboard would reset the car just like in Asphalt 8

[@ArisCheeseGod]

if this is true im gonna cry that i didnt know this

[@ArisCheeseGod]

nah it dont work sadly

[@TheDarkGrimm]

​@@ArisCheeseGod Oh I see

[@Somethingdawg]

LOL WTF XDXD btw cheese god pls play the old version of a8 for nostalgia

[@ArisCheeseGod]

it costs money to get the old a8 version tho im far too broke for that rn

[@Somethingdawg]

@@ArisCheeseGod nah bro just download an apk watch a yt tutorial for it :D. Play the version 3.5.0 it has hot wheels car

[@Somethingdawg]

​@@ArisCheeseGod PLZ make sum roblox vids with friends since ur commentary and editing is magnificent

[@Mx64MaxyImpress]

Man I miss seeing Aris screaming in agony, but I think that will come back soon

[@ArisCheeseGod]

im glad my pain leads to happiness

[@yellowdude9425]

There's a free livery for the lamborghini temerario in the daily events btw

[@ArisCheeseGod]

yuh i got it thank goodness the color looks nice

[@CarterChampf9e]

2:58. That looks like a dang gaming mouse. what were the creators thinking

[@ArisCheeseGod]

the creators liked gaming mouses ig

[@Skalts]

U thought it was a razor blade

[@CarterChampf9e]

@@Skalts No i didnt

[@Taniel_Rikkiarado]

Some random car facts: The Vision One-ELE is kinda based off of the never released C111 The Czinger 21c has parts that are 3D printed by AI (or that’s at least what I know) The Bugatti Mistral is the last Bugatti model to have a W16 engine (kinda) The TVR Sagaris despite having no safety electronics, has double wishbone suspension on the front and rear wheels

[@Muhib-h2v]

His reatction at 0:39 🤣

[@TheRealYDA]

It's Ugly but WAYY Too OP, That handling to so Good that it doesn't even need Floaties which is 🔥

[@ArisCheeseGod]

couldnt they make the car look slightly better??? i woulda loved it with those stats

[@TheRealYDA]

@@ArisCheeseGod I do Agree the Mercedes Concept's Look like Garbage, like I would Prefer Mercedes Buses over this (You should Know the Ones that Roam around Singapore IRL Right? Yeah They look Better, I am Just Imagining that as a April Fool's Addition 🤣)

[@akm_anisuzzaman]

Regera looks

[@sakhamurithanmai4442]

Always for a new video your videos are 🔥

[@ArisCheeseGod]

thank you!!! 🫡

[@xtremegaming77871]

Notice how Sagaris sounds like cigars 💀

[@ArisCheeseGod]

I got a new name for the car now thanks

[@xtremegaming77871]

@@ArisCheeseGod No problem! 👍🏾

[@SurinderKumar-sz2gt]

5:18 So true!! 😂😂 ACG

[@jeb7119]

Aris Looks like after he was done, she just kept going

[@ArisCheeseGod]

😂

[@MikstyOnYt]

More alu content pls btw the end was hilarious

[@ArisCheeseGod]

absolutely! thank you for the support!

[@SurinderKumar-sz2gt]

5:19 It's true that TVR Sagaris doesn't have any seat belts!! 💀💀 And also the reason why TVR Sagaris is banned in USA!!! 💀💀💀💀

[@Josías222]

That orange car looks like one of those Portable vacooms

[@ArisCheeseGod]

LOL

[@DiegoRamos-rz1ks]

I was just looking forward to the Temerario, aka the C8 E-Ray. Some of the cars look okay, but will be super difficult to unlock. Can’t believe Mercedes Benz can’t seems to make a good looking concept car. I’m also in the need of a new Elite: A car since the Imola has been retired. Clash has to be the big thing for me, since I’m so close to unlocking the Jesko Attack and IDR.

[@ArisCheeseGod]

im hoping clash comes back ASAP. Also the imola retiring is so unfortunate. I bet ya Gameloft knew many players only had that car as an elite class A

[@nate_rblx]

Mercedes - Benz really went out of their way to make a Spyker C8 Spyder SWB Rip-off 💀

[@ArisCheeseGod]

and it somehow looks worse than the Spyker!!! 😂

[@toyzbg]

there is a new champion! the Teorema !

[@crewmate44]

This man made a whole concept car a meme.

[@ArisCheeseGod]

always for the meme

[@nathanielopoku6413]

The Czinger is my most favorite car in the world so I was very happy when it got added in this update. I was suggesting it since it got revealed And if you didn’t know it’s a total record breaker beating the Hennessy Venom F5 and Jesko Attack records

[@ArisCheeseGod]

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not 😭

[@geoffreyacquaah272]

Let’s hope that the performance of these cars are good enough for multiplayer races

[@ArisCheeseGod]

ONG

[@musicnation3943]

Awesome video Aris! 😉

[@ArisCheeseGod]

thank you thank you 😊

[@musicnation3943]

​@@ArisCheeseGod Your welcome!

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

The video was so awesome

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

I loved it

[@christianferreira9015]

I miss the good times when controller handling on wasn't bugged as hell... :(

[@OliGubis.]

Next video: roasting the ugliest asphalt 9 players 🤣🤣🤣

[@ArisCheeseGod]

i'd get cancelled

[@Biglongyellowbanana]

​@@ArisCheeseGodNah, you would top it 😂 (Jk)

[@MikstyOnYt]

Bros like OOOO!! Then hes like ueegggghhhh

[@ArisCheeseGod]

those are the only two sounds i make

[@TOASTinternet]

Tip for adis :when buying packs always skip it because it will give you alot it works for me

[@milanpaldi5991]

I have never though i would call a Lambo ugly but this TemeMario is the 1st one, F1 and Imola replacements hurt me as well but thankfully i have other options. the rest of the update is good imo

[@ArisCheeseGod]

im still trying to figure out if the tememarioinobino car is ugly or not. I think it's... fine? Maybe?

[@rh_aimxistunite]

another mouse gaming car

[@The1099-z1e]

Lol 😂

[@ArisCheeseGod]

FR

[@The1099-z1e]

@@rh_aimxistunite the gaming mouse has fake acceleration it’s worse than what is displayed on the stats

[@OVERCLOCKEDa99]

​@@The1099-z1eits a bug dannyvg already said it would be fixed bro

[@The1099-z1e]

@@OVERCLOCKEDa99 oh ok 👍

[@Varentex]

next video: roasting cars on for being an absolute clown

[@ArisCheeseGod]

that would be a great April Fool's joke

[@Varentex]

@@ArisCheeseGod its the truth tho, he is a literal clown, pepega made a video exposing him but cars on abused copyright strikes to falsely takedown his expose video (pepega is the person who also exposed mcqueen for cheating)

[@ArisCheeseGod]

@@Varentex I honestly have no idea about this situation at all. Are there any videos/info that explain this more? Thanks!

[@Varentex]

@@ArisCheeseGod there *was* pepegas video about it, but well, it got copyright stuck by cars on, but i have it downloaded (can dm it to you if you want)

[@ArisCheeseGod]

@@Varentex If you could dm it that would be great. let me know what username on instagram i should look out for, as I dont usually respond to instagram messages

[@y4vn]

mercedes loves making gaming mouse concept cars😭😭

[@ArisCheeseGod]

they must be partnered with gaming mouse companies or somethin. that's the only explanation for how these concept cars look

[@midnight_991]

u got this the sagaris in your old account in asphalt 8

[@ArisCheeseGod]

yessir that's goat knowledge right there

[@reddygamer2006]

Remember then dawg called you axis Chinese god? Good old days 😢

[@ArisCheeseGod]

the nickname that stuck around lol

[@ShadowLeviathan1]

The "ugly" designs are supposed to be aerodynamic and sleek

[@ArisCheeseGod]

"supposed" to be LOL

[@Rand0m_car_dude]

0:01 EEW

[@ArisCheeseGod]

i wouldnt spell that any other way

[@kurtnightcorekxrtmusic]

THE UGLIEST CAR IN ALU: Mercedes Benz Vision One Eleven THE PREETIEST CAR IN ALU: Bugatti Mistral

[@ArisCheeseGod]

YUH

[@encoreartz1028]

Temerario is really downgrade from huracan in terms of looks the headlights doesn't have the Y shaped LED DRLS that every Lamborghini have .

[@ArisCheeseGod]

i fully agree... or maybe i'll get used to it in a few years

[@Muhib-h2v]

who is here when the shampoo video is already over?

[@Daniyal_ak-47]

Yo aris do you think the the uptade 70 in asphalt 8 will be good!?

[@ArisCheeseGod]

i certainly hope so. asphalt 8 needs to bring back the old enduro double downs or something... not much to do besides gauntlet, mp, and unnecessary daily events

[@LakshitB]

14:22 mission failed successfully 😂 he could have won but no he has do stupid 360s for flexing

[@ArisCheeseGod]

FLEXING 💪 > WINNING

[@Exodus5ive-Zero]

OGs will remember how good the TVR Sagaris was in Asphalt 8 OLD multiplayer.

[@ArisCheeseGod]

so true. it was a FANTASTIC car back then 😢

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

Arischeesegod please do asphalt 8 vs asphalt 9 please arischeesegod I liked ur videos and subscribed to ur channel so please

[@KurtWylde-ALU]

5:00 blud saying the tvr sagaris is ugly 😭

[@ArisCheeseGod]

sorry mate i'd still give the car away for free if i had it

[@SurinderKumar-sz2gt]

Aston Martin Valour is straight up an uglier version of Aston Martin Victor! 😅

[@somerandomdude38079]

Nah U can't hate all cars in this update u gotta lpve one of em LOOKS wise

[@ArisCheeseGod]

i do definitely like one of them

[@Eva-vq3ec]

Why the sagarius look like the bailey blade or the bmw z4😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@ArisCheeseGod]

it makes the bailey look good 😭

[@Lowkeywsg]

Yooo, is the cheese god army club still had space? My club’s rn is booty and inactive af

[@ArisCheeseGod]

i could kick out an inactive member. what username should i look out for if you do leave your current club?

[@Lowkeywsg]

@@ArisCheeseGod that would be great, w mans. My username is Nathalie is my username rn

[@Lowkeywsg]

@@ArisCheeseGodwould u seriously do that for me? Damn, w mans. Nathalie is my username rn, Homes

[@Lowkeywsg]

@@ArisCheeseGod Are u fr? If you are, W mans. Would be great if u invited me. My Username rn is Nathalie

[@Lowkeywsg]

@@ArisCheeseGodAin’t no way. Man, it would be an honor to join, W mans. My username is Nathalie rn.

[@LEEHINJIEMoe]

bro is about to be the next veshremy/packgod

[@ArisCheeseGod]

💪

[@Herobello7141]

​@@ArisCheeseGod packgod went cheesey Asian mode this one

[@ringoferrer2343]

you deserve to be put in prison for that Sagaris slander

[@ArisCheeseGod]

GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST

[@akm_anisuzzaman]

Czinger looks like regera

[@Randomasiandude303]

yet, the performance of this car is insanely overpowered for class A cars...

[@ArisCheeseGod]

SO OP

[@RSattractions]

Temenario- another overused mp for newbs

[@SKII_FR]

These abominations are the reason why I moved to nfs,cod, old versions of asphalt 8, gameloft has to get themselves together

[@tristinsarabo5022]

Aris cheese god that car is prettier than you

[@ArisCheeseGod]

stop playin with me 😂

[@VROOMSA8erJeskoYT]

Mercedes-Benz Gaming Mouse lol

[@ArisCheeseGod]

FRFR

[@fabioandréfernandes]

next idea:Aris roasts his ugliest subscribers

[@ArisCheeseGod]

BET

[@fabioandréfernandes]

@@ArisCheeseGod imagine,Aris roasts Herobello for the 69th time

[@aguio3917]

60 - 80s have unique design, modern standard for unique design is... Trash

[@ArisCheeseGod]

i usually like modern cars, but some of these are AWFUL

[@aswinprasad260]

Ngl, Mercedes Silver Lightning was dope🫠💥

[@ArisCheeseGod]

it's the best out of the other mercedes concept cars, i'll give you that 😭

[@TOASTinternet]

I got it in one day

[@ShinySoapSir]

Mercedes cheese car might be a cooler spec

[@ArisCheeseGod]

FACTS

[@TOASTinternet]

I got really ucky from it I don't know if it was cause I was 2 star gallardo I got it in the same day

[@amanmaharjan5745]

Video is not available 🤔

[@ArisCheeseGod]

now it is 😊

[@ConnorLYT]

Mr cheese man code red! I’m sick :(

[@ArisCheeseGod]

nooooooooo heal up hope you feel better soon

[@yahyayazgi]

bro PLEASE stop jinxing your wins 😭

[@ArisCheeseGod]

where's the fun in that haha

[@Jubercool]

@@ArisCheeseGod It's all fun and games until you start 360ing like crazy and get stuck, losing your 10 second lead to some bum driver lol

[@ArisCheeseGod]

@@Jubercool win or lose it's still a game tho and i like trolling at the end. So i'm gonna keep losing these races 😂

[@Jubercool]

​@@ArisCheeseGodhey aris can you send me a link to your discord server? All the links from your old videos are expired

[@秘密のドリフター]

5:00 tvr makes the ugliest cars so I don’t get the a8 sagaris 😂😂

[@ArisCheeseGod]

yet people seem to like it for whatever reason. the exhuast pipes on the tvr sagaris make me so upset lol

[@秘密のドリフター]

@@ArisCheeseGod but in a8 TVR Sagaris is a high end D class car

[@秘密のドリフター]

@@ArisCheeseGod Also if you purchase the legend pass now, you can easily get the TVR

[@秘密のドリフター]

@@ArisCheeseGod oh yeah, I also forgot I had a free try with the TVR Sagaris and I gotta admit it has the best nitro duration even with shockwaves

[@DEDSEC.]

This Mercedes horrendous as hell.

[@ArisCheeseGod]

that's what im sayin 🗣

[@rev_schubert5289]

I 3 starred the Lamborghini Temarario

[@ArisCheeseGod]

solid solid. im not sure if i want to commit to upgrading it yet but i might

[@rev_schubert5289]

@@ArisCheeseGod yeah, It's a pretty good car, I'm planning to 6 star the car, you should too if you can

[@Raadicality]

Why tf is Bugatti Mistral soo _Zesty_

[@ArisCheeseGod]

????? 😭

[@ashrafmuhammad9365]

I play asphalt and I don’t have it

[@SCS-h1l]

I like tvr saragis

[@SCS-h1l]

I don't think you checked the exhaust

[@SCS-h1l]

Its actually fast in Asphalt 8.

[@somerandomdude38079]

Ayo I hope u don't call the tvr sagaris ugly bro

[@jeb7119]

The paint job of that car is amazing, both in a8 and a9

[@ArisCheeseGod]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry it's just my preference tho

[@ENEXEI_The_Goat]

It IS ugly ( still buying the legends pass :/ )

[@2whylight]

mercedes more like help me pls ah

[@ArisCheeseGod]

ong

[@ritikadhillod9175]

I know cars on

[@OVERCLOCKEDa99]

its bad looking but has good stats(maybe?)

[@ArisCheeseGod]

yuh great stats actually but it looks wrong

[@duckzrestored]

goofy ahh mercedes is officially back in asphalt 9

[@ArisCheeseGod]

mercedes loves to troll us

[@duckzrestored]

@@ArisCheeseGod fr

[@extremebd8958]

Mercedes is making future cars

[@ArisCheeseGod]

if that's the future i don't want it

[@icestray]

Logitech 350

[@ArisCheeseGod]

FACTS

[@md.sifatsarkar2775]

Why mercedes have to uglifiy their concepts 😂 Like can't they make concepts look like the amg 1 .

[@reddygamer2006]

Silver lightning is good though

[@ArisCheeseGod]

RIGHT???

[@ArisCheeseGod]

@@reddygamer2006 i'd say silver lightning is... unique, and probably better than the other concept cars mercedes got, but i wouldn't say objectively good looking

[@秘密のドリフター]

Bruh the Mercedes event is p2w and I'm a fucking f2p racer

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

I like ur videos I liked and sub to ur channel can you please do asphalt 8 vs asphalt 9 pleaseee

[@SiebeVanBockland]

Really ??? These are all real cars man !!! So if you don't like them, mail the car producer not A9. And that mercedes is awesome... just check it's history.

[@ArisCheeseGod]

I'm not mailing anybody lol. Clowning on cars as a joke is so fun, and that's the content I create. I'll never stop clownin 😊

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

Just because you Don't like the cars doesn't mean it's good. Also that was mean to do that to A9 so that was so mean

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

Plus why u like cheese

[@Ne4o178]

WHERE GF REVEAL I WAITING

[@justsomeguy150]

All the cars are ugly except for temerario and mistral.

[@ArisCheeseGod]

good take

[@Nikzmat]

nah top 5 ugliest a9 cars here we go

[@ArisCheeseGod]

basically this video LOL

[@PAERANGI_TOA]

I don't like that orange car in the thumbnail 🤮

[@ArisCheeseGod]

same here

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

Hey that's mean

[@MarkEstes-k2m]

Just because he likes the color doesn't mean you have to bully him just because of the color

[@PAERANGI_TOA]

@@MarkEstes-k2m I'm not bullying him 😭. In my opinion, this car looks ugly. I'm completely fine with what everyone else says about the car.

[@musicnation3943]

Same title for your video! And this is car way ugly.

[@ArisCheeseGod]

so ugly

[@musicnation3943]

​@@ArisCheeseGod Yeah same

[@brayn4380]

Disliked for 14:13

[@ArisCheeseGod]

for being trash? yea fair enough

[@flashius]

You are out of content fr

[@ArisCheeseGod]

FACTS I should retire

[@flashius]

@@ArisCheeseGod yo, don't