Ark: Survival Evolved - Presumed Dead

[@LNGcreepyztv]

had to pause 2 mins in to say that Simon made a great point at the beginning: "if we can't beat a rock golem what's the point?" well played sir

[@UltraElf80]

“Simon, do not jump of the bird.” “Guys, I fell off the bird.”

[@Furthermore26]

It's unbelievable how fucking stupid he is.

[@Gearthepunk]

Lmao why are y'all surprised that's literally just how Simon is. It's not that he doesn't learn, it's just that that's just Simon!

[@OptionalZero]

2:21 ~Simon Quote's for Life~: "If we can't beat a Rock Golem, what's the Point!?" Thanks Neebs Crew, this has become my Saturday Morning Cartoons!

[@libertyprime7911]

nice analogy!

[@lofizap840]

Recently discovered this channel and I’m binge watching this series 😂😂 you guys are amazing

[@r_avenmaster]

Hey, you guys should build turrets on RV's platform saddles, as well as beds etc... You can then move to different areas with a mini born on RV'S back!

[@r_avenmaster]

*barn

[@ponds91st]

Pippa the 3 legged cat that's actually a cool idea

[@KukanKitsune3669]

Pippa the 3 legged cat can't put a turret in there except the mini gun or they can just change the settings

[@christophergardner8283]

+Pippa the 3 legged cat you can't build turrets on platform

[@kingdoom9601]

And then three years later, they quietly make a series based on this comment...

[@travismckee6352]

"People are going to think I did it on purpose..." No. No they won't.

[@shockwave1958]

Appsro never stop making those baby noises. They're the best.

[@coltin4803]

Shockwave195 all of Appsro's voices make the show that much better 😉

[@Eldrike100]

Shockwave195 Especially his "yeah"!

[@BFFsEngineer]

ikr all of his voices are ear candy, especially when he rages

[@Gamerafighter76]

Eeyup.

[@LuisHernandez-qo7fm]

I love appsro's voice when he says I want that kitty kitty! I've seen other videos of appsro in ark talking in that same voice! Everytime he does that voice, he sounds like meatwad from aquateen hungerforce!! Hahaha!! Awesome job gentlemen!!!

[@dutchkassis6017]

The hog only heals of you have it enabled in its menu, but it cost loads of food. So bring enough!

[@iiooppgg4733]

Dutchkassis *cough* yutyrannus auto courage mode eats a couple stacks of meat in a couple of mins!!

[@elgiacomo]

10:06 "Thick, stop being Thick! Ya Thick!" Love it.

[@jackuhlenhake6768]

"WHY DO KEEP RUNNING OVER TO ME THICK. He he cause your cute"

[@jackuhlenhake6768]

4:45

[@Zerokunz]

This series is nothing but an emotional rollercoaster. First we lose Little Snooter, then Ray is lost. The hell guys, stop tugging at my heartstrings like this!

[@patrikules1937]

19:47 I didn't notice the first time I saw this.... but... Simon definitely just ate the egg right there... lol

[@collinmeans8864]

“Oh shit, I had Cooter, didn’t I?” “Yeah of course you had Cooter!” “IknowIdidyaDICK!”

[@Gearthepunk]

Rewatching this, I love how often they forget about names and just rename animals as if they hadn't just lost a Vulture named Jet City Rascal 🤣

[@MediumCheeseCurd]

I was gonna comment the same thing and I looked through the comments to see if anyone else noticed it as well

[@rogelioabraham1490]

Hey needs and gang as a trucker I don't watch TV much so KZbin is all I have but I've been binge watching all your content from D&A to Bffs to Minecraft and even the johnny ethco and hank and Jed. Watched everything now I think so new uploads is all I have and they always make my day when I see the notification. And if I ever see a muddy guy crying on the side of the road I'll be sure to give him a ride cz it will remind me of Simon. PS hope this makes it to commenting on comments

[@BreakingNVain]

Rogelio Abraham I'm a taxi driver & I second allllllllllllllllllllll this shit

[@evanhumpert1179]

Same i've watched everything. so i watched everything again. and now i'm watching everything for a third time.

[@cavv0667]

Thanks for all you do Rogelio Abraham! My bro-in-law is OTR and I know what life is like out there myself, for a little while anyways, and I just wanted to again say Thank You! If you like Neebs & Co try Achievement Hunter, Mr. Sark, or SeaNanners Gaming Channel... then Colin Furze, Electro Boom and steveo have a similar energy about them.

[@rogelioabraham1490]

cavv0667 Thank you for the kind words its been a great experience in this career field but it does have its tough moments especially in the winter. Always have those wheels rolling! I'll be sure to check those channels out.

[@GAMNGgeek]

Rogelio Abraham I'm the same as you man

[@dylanhatley6273]

It took me about 3 weeka, but I have finally watched every single ARK video on this channel. Neebs, thank you and the rest of the team for continuing this series of awesomeness! RIP Flappytits, Big Shirley, Baby Snooter, and everyone else who died!!

[@MediumCheeseCurd]

3 weeks to get to this point? Weak. I've been watching for 2 weeks and I'm already at this point and definitely watching all of them

[@NeoTuck25]

"Thick, Stop being Thick!" best comment ever lol

[@christianbentley2686]

When you smash the like button as soon as the video loads cause it's Neebs

[@justsomeweirdoplayinggames8624]

Cbent182 so tru

[@Luke-ey4js]

BBgub it never is

[@matthewlangston2947]

same

[@christianbentley2686]

BBgub no such thing

[@somestupidgoat7534]

Actually

[@MistahBryan]

@7:51 Neebs "Since when does soup keep you cool?" Me: "Maybe it's Gazpacho soup?"

[@apelike]

I can't remember the last episode I've watched where Thick didn't kill a member of the tribe... he gets kills alright...

[@SporeLover10]

Ah. The iconic song for Neebs Gaming videos. Been a while since I've watched them, it's surprising how much the sound makes me happy :)

[@zachrywd]

This episode was a roller coaster of emotions

[@sneakysnek2185]

Epic simon" oh... the thing, with the stuff" shirt worthy

[@krisb2903]

Another enjoyable adventure with the Neebs Gaming Crew impatiently waiting for more

[@EvilPyro101]

"Thick! Stop being Thick! You Thick!" That needs to be on a t-shirt lol

[@KTM_Trooper]

I love appsros silly laugh so much I made it my ringtone!! My phone rang in one of my classes and my professor said thats quite a ringtone and also he told me to keep the volume up so all the people in the class can hear it properly next time(sarcastically)!! No regrets!!

[@karajeffcoat1125]

KTM Trooper tggghh

[@RandomVideo-qu4mx]

R/thathappened

[@ReganMcKee]

This is how the pros do it babay. Instead of pumping out meh footage day after day, they patiently wait a day or two and make super entertaining, well edited, amazing content. Go neebs gaming crew!!

[@gubtefumcki6399]

Neebs gaming most used catch phrase We are not ready

[@sendeth]

I wish I could have found a good group of people to play Ark with. It's an amazing game and incredibly beautiful.

[@astic5051]

I love that yum yum yum yum noise ❤️

[@trevorcordi]

I found this series today and binge watched the last half lmao. You guys are great keep it up. Can't wait for Ragnarok!

[@VolkerAlmighty]

I swear to god they kill a jerboa every episode

[@VolkerAlmighty]

fantastic

[@colbymusic1951]

Poor little bastards

[@Seqtopus]

If the boss is a giant snail then Simon will look like such a hero with all that salt.

[@randomguy9666]

I love it when I see your channel in my notifications I get excited because I love these videos

[@seeks252]

Ark logic : Rock Gollum throwing small mountains at you can’t use said mountains to knock you off your mount. MicroRaptor being probably the smallest dinosaur in the game uses its immense stature to knock you clean off

[@jameswhyte810]

So could you have like 5 or 6 of those healing at the same time?

[@johnthomason5491]

BBgub I think he means if one gets hungry it can't heal anymore. The extra ones are backup

[@naMelaK]

he said "at the same time" And no their heal aura does not stack, hard to feed 1 if you do not have kibble along in abundance , so taking more then 1 IS nice so they can tag team the healing. edited ; said vegetable cakes instead of kibble - kibble has no cool down on feeding so you can feed them real quick

[@jennylauterbach4340]

BBgub it does stack

[@naMelaK]

It does not, even the wiki says so. "Although there was mention of multiple Daeodons receiving a pack bonus to their healing aura, there does not currently seem to be any benefit to multiple Daeodons healing at once." ark.gamepedia.com/Daeodon I tested it myself several times. They heal a % of the max hp of the dino being healed, maybe that throws you off seeing higher numbers.

[@NaumanAsif]

Did they forget about Simon's vulture named JetCityRascal!??

[@lukerothmeyer294]

This is the best thing on the internet

[@RobertMay289]

So glad you guys have continued to make more Ark

[@BFFsEngineer]

simon's baked af this episode

[@gothiclunarwolf3461]

so why the hate on him? I know its a show but dang ease up on him

[@chris_htepo]

Gothic Lunar Wolf ??????

[@tigrecito48]

18:34 i think that tall rock tower thing would make an amazing place for a base... build a big base on top overhanging the edges with great views and a big flat "helipad" roof to land your birds & creatures.. its basically 100% safe from everything but other flying creatures..

[@nostalgiadad7137]

Rewatching these reminds me how much rage Simon filled me with. Lol. He was so terrible and never seemed to try to get better. Want to see him do the survival challenge again.

[@mikschultzyevo]

That was actually really smooth of Thick/Simon. Go go team special olympics!

[@SmokeyArt]

Firts things I do on Neebs Gaming channel: - Open all the new videos and like them. - Enjoy the fuck out of them!

[@thekaotyk]

Jumberlak! I was glad to see him still kicking around on his own! And not far from where his home was!

[@jamescusack6511]

Damn, Appsro has a great voice

[@jaredmichael7659]

"Don't question science!"-flashbacks to Apocalypse Lane.

[@LightningCut]

Interesting Tidbit of info on the new 'Cat' Thick got. Its actually a marsupial, not a cat.

[@stackx9504]

LightningCut knew somebody was gonna say it, cause it's sooooo important. They said dragon too you wanna call em out for not saying wyvern?

[@SuperGankBros]

The difference between a dragon and a wyvern is the difference between a tiger and a panther. The difference between the marsupial and a cat would be using that same tiger and then comparing it to a kangaroo. You understand the drastic difference now?

[@MshSh-sl2rt]

LightningCut can you people shut the hell up? Literally none of them give two fucks about it

[@jeremiahfyan]

Simon. Ate. The. Egg.

[@racoongarbage9899]

Why didn't u take the dragon when u fought the rock monster?

[@ihateeverything3972]

Racoon Garbage k

[@Asertix357]

@@ihateeverything3972 Because Zappy Snatch is an electric type. And everyone knows electricity doesn't work against rock types.

[@Rachellvsf]

@@Asertix357 ehh bruh its ground not rock but its the same so i take it

[@Asertix357]

@@Rachellvsf It's a pokemon joke.

[@Rachellvsf]

@@Asertix357 i know it man im just saying its ground type not rock type that imune to elecyric moves in pokemon

[@ripanigrose18]

I like how neebs was the one to take care of the dragon but doesn't ride it

[@joshderoche8068]

Lying in bed all day did pay off!

[@majesticturdman60]

Love getting home from a long day at work go sit on the toilet before a shower and watch neebs gaming for 20 minutes.

[@atliszilla445]

BFFs take me here. thank you.

[@klantbo]

Simon is that friend you dont want to invite to things, because you know he will drop The mood and/or start a fight with someone. 😂

[@lstgaming6945]

I have watch the vid 3 Times now. Like if you love ARK!!!!!!

[@SuperXdrake]

Again! another episode where you scared me with cooter almost dying! I don't want to suffer a heart attack every episode guys, my poor heart can't take it!

[@rookieodst1376]

I came just for this!!!!!

[@angelperla69]

Love how close appsro gets to tames reminds me of so many tribe members lol

[@liberatorkramit]

From now on when ever someone in a game leads me to death. Imma say "We got Thicked"

[@SaintSolo]

Guys, I love the hell out of you all! I'm a correctional officer and have a lot of depression that I struggle with. I just want you all to know that I laugh my add off at you All! YOU You have got me through ALOT...thank you OFFICER PROUTY

[@willxfang]

Simon ate the dragon egg LOL

[@kingcamoran1558]

Ha!

[@iiooppgg4733]

William Phang he didn't

[@iiooppgg4733]

William Phang check where it disappeared and watch the hunger

[@PureNightmare]

I’ve just watched this episode and yep, he def ate it lol his huger goes up at is disappears 😂😂

[@noahgould9321]

it went down it was at 6 sec spoiling time

[@MrAnasthetic]

I like how you guys are using the GPS as walkie talkies lol

[@bradleyduke266]

I was taming a giga and this video shows up

[@Roysenator]

Always brightens my day to see neebs ark videos on Saturday.

[@brainflash1]

We got Thick'd.

[@matthewmeyle9143]

It takes somewhere around 70 rockets to take town a rock elemental. You need to use a cannon on the back of a dino! Certain Dino's can have small bases built on their backs.

[@lukeharrison4460]

11:43 should have been the thumbnail

[@juantrilleras2009]

Every single video that comes out of this channel brings a smile to my face one way or another

[@harmentersteege2443]

SIMON YOU NOOB! U ATE THE WYVREN EGG!!!

[@kalvinteo2600]

That was a tense moment when they're looking for Ray the 2nd. Glad he didn't die.

[@justas6633]

When will the 7 days to die series start?

[@tinkerhellfire6235]

Neebs! You guys should totally go find and tame a megalania! You can only find them in caves but they can climb any walls and ceilings! Might be useful

[@spacegrant1554]

I am playing this game and it is so difficult for me. You guys work for what seems like an hour and you get a ton of stuff done yet it takes days for me to get where you are. Do you just have the harvest and taming settings really high or do you actually just cut out like 10 hours of work? Please like so they can see this and answer

[@thecarlness2618]

My future wife is out on her bachelorette party an I'm here with my cat drinking some Rolling Rock and laughing my ass off at you guys! Thank you for the best after work festivities!!!

[@Burntayo]

Yes been waiting all week

[@gingycookie3506]

When u go to put on music and get ready, but as soon as u open KZbin u see your fav KZbinr put a new video"imma just get ready after I watch this " lays back down lol 😂

[@masterpug55axb66]

$5 says that they will last a minute against the manticore

[@padraicwatkins1951]

That's optimistic😂

[@angermyode]

Masterpug55 axb no, because they are going to bring in a bunch of community members who are all going to be overleveled and have about 10 times the experience in the game because they can just play it without having to construct a plot; which is to say, they're basically going to cheat, but I'm behind them

[@kingcamoran1558]

Gimme $5 bucks.

[@anunknownuser9726]

Who needs to finish a physics assignment when Neebs uploads an ark vid?

[@neuroticallynecrotic]

Neebs to Simon : *Most of the time you like Appsro's noises.* My thought immediately : *GAY*

[@brentblake3471]

Hey guys, when y'all do go against the Manticore be aware of some things: the Manticore also has Deathworms and Rock Golems. Bring lots of cluster bombs and homing rockets. Good luck!

[@djma7soon754]

Yeah boi

[@vchad30]

They should argue in an episode, and have the group split up into twos. Then fight each other. Needs and Simon on one side, Appsro and Thick on another, This way it ensures theres 1 messup guy and 1 guy to keep us entertained on each side lol.

[@HeirFan]

The boss will absolutely slaughter you, it will end up killing the dinos you bring and you'll loose all the loot you bring

[@HeirFan]

Not trying to be mean just want them to wait until they can win

[@sadstonks9216]

Thomas J you'd think they'd learned their lesson after they fought the centers boss but nooooo, they are going to do the boss with 1 wyvern and a ton of other crap Dino's

[@angermyode]

Thomas J if you watched their stream, you'd know that their plan is to bring in a bunch of community members, not just Doraleous and Shadow.

[@mark6017]

Should have names the kitty kitty "Santa Claws" :D

[@coblow9685]

Ratings of cool 1 Appsro 2 Neebs + doraleous 3 Thick 4 Andy ... 47632 Simon

[@coblow9685]

Anthony not Andy, dang autocorrect

[@george8662]

Uh... Nope.

[@omix_8045]

neebs one

[@aaronimbragulio5290]

1Neebs 2 Appsoro 3 Anthony 4 Simon 5 Doraleous 44 Thick

[@zeljkoopalic5994]

coblow, 47632 naaah this dont work to good without Simon

[@fuelmotive8716]

Easily best Gaming KZbinrs

[@pochabag5199]

Appsro for future purposes the kitty kitty you Ike likes cooked meat when taking but after games they can eat raw

[@MediocreMxM]

'Thick, stop being Thick!' Officially the best line of the series

[@GalacticGamble]

Can they have Dinos in the boss fight? I thought you couldn't but I could be wrong...

[@kanejones1342]

Best Friends Forever Who Game Of course you can. There are limits though, I think anything above a drag weight of 400 is unable to get into the arena.

[@lordsrednuas]

Yes you can have dinos in the boss fights, in fact they are required if you want to win.

[@sharkbait2555]

Best Friends Forever Who Game max of 20 dinos and wyverns can fight it, but Not rock golems

[@GalacticGamble]

Thanks guys!

[@ObiWanCannabi]

a pack of high level Rex's will fuck any boss up

[@alui92]

The egg didnt spoil....SIMON ATE IT!!! Watch his hunger going up after he clicks it...

[@adrianewbu]

Do they play on max difficulty or hardcore mode? I notice the dinos tend to be really high levels and I'm wondering if its cause they play on hardcore mode???

[@Stannard1603]

Allright, from now on when my friends mess up badly i will tell them they thicked it

[@Stannard1603]

Neebs Gaming that this day has come... i prommised myself not to freak out... I'M FREAKING OUT

[@lukewilkins6720]

I wish they would raid someone 😂😂😂 that would be great!!!!!

[@iamupinacloud]

Waking up to a brand new episode ('Impressing Ladies in GTA Online') of Neebs GTA while re-watching the Ark series is quite the beautiful thing.

[@Bob-kn5gw]

I hate thick for what he did to the Rex! that was dumb af 😐😠😤

[@triumph2992]

If the soup is spicy it'll keep you cool. That's why Mexican and Indian food is so spicy, it helps acclimatize people to the heat by making your body feel closer to the temperature of the air. Theory.

[@hunterleigh4216]

i like the yumyumyumyumyum

[@StevetheHunter560]

Damn, good job Simon with that parachute!!!