Arnold Schwarzenegger's Hilarious Advice To Jack Whitehall | The Graham Norton Show

[@regiwstruk]

“Put that cookie down” and “There will be no hot chocolate” - I’ll take two shirts, please.

[@wekurtz72]

Straight up! I like soft cotton, in navy please.

[@SARGENTO007A]

I loved hearing him like this. Good advice.

[@kimfitzgerald702]

Off white long sleeved for me!

[@Mendeljew]

I desperately wanted Arnold to say at some point that his kids lacked discipline! Such a well thought and well spoken person

[@intsfanatic]

He just made a new one-liner with that second one.

[@danf4447]

he knows how to use his persona to make people laugh..what a rare gift..

[@gaelpache6776]

I say it once, no need to say it twice, thx

[@rectify2003]

Arnie is so funny and captivates an audience with ease

[@Diapontios]

He is a legend!

[@kelvincabrera4517]

He's an incredible storyteller!

[@mullaoslo]

Arnold is the closest thing to real life superhero in my lifetime

[@R1PPA-C]

Ditto, he's been a hero 'dad' in my life since I can remember

[@fancyme.alter1311]

I disagree. I think he is a mess as a person, as a husband and as father .

[@R1PPA-C]

@@fancyme.alter1311 nobody cares what you think though, or whether you need help, bye bye crazy 🤪😘

[@saranshagarwal5396]

@@fancyme.alter1311for realllll he has a son with his former housemaid, superhero..? Questionable

[@abdarsmk6r]

@@fancyme.alter1311 a mess? He made mistakes as every human being does. But he made it big in america!

[@utethornburg7715]

Parenting by Arnold, the old fashioned way. Raise them right.

[@Jeff-vc2nw]

Was never a fan of his movies but love to watch his interviews. What a fun intelligent man. He gave me the strength so many times to put the cookies down and go to the gym.

[@MrAshwinChauhan]

Arnold is an absolute legend. 😂❤

[@dejligmussen1234]

Cackled when he said “put that cookie down!” 😂

[@davidstewart9780]

my mother was born during WW2 and raised in post war Germany. i had a similar upbringing. he did it right.

[@akaiseigo]

And his next book will be: Arnold's Parenting Guide To Discipline.

[@orcasin112]

"My wife didn't know how to do that." Lol

[@ChaosKingable]

She was a Kennedy, probably grew up with help around the house.

[@CorwinPatrick]

​@ChaosKingable, it is a certainty.

[@PedroConejo1939]

Arnie is just the boss. Love him.

[@tammielavallee8335]

Could listen to his stories all day

[@adeleb3098]

I love Arnold's voice.

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

I wow. I never thought I would have the same parenting style as Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@h0lly_blue]

unrelated but Jay Blades' segment on this episode was just so damn touching, I was familiar with the show a little bit but god damn I was not prepared for the utter wallop of emotion from his backstory, what a lovely man

[@craig869]

Indeed; i read his book recently where he talks of how his own dad was absent from his life. The polar opposite of the kind of guidance Arnie's talking about here.

[@ftroop2000]

That was a great little story. Could kisten to his stories for hours.

[@RedHood001-KA]

Great advice, honestly!!

[@Babesinthewood97]

😂😂😂😂 I started skiing and skating too around 3 y.o and boy I cried too because it’s so difficult for a small child, but I love it today and always have. But it’s a must to have hot chocolate!

[@kimc7699]

There will be no hot chocolate. Okay, I've got to use this on my team at work.

[@craig869]

You need to say it in an Arnie accent too, for full effect!

[@newvillagefilms]

Or "coffee's for closer only".

[@jaygwynne6632]

Arnie is a living legend

[@Omer-m7j]

What a legend.. sad to see him getting old.

[@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss]

It’s not sad, we should start viewing it as an achievement✨because getting old is a privilege some people sadly never get

[@Omer-m7j]

​@@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss nice point of view 😊

[@iRonlMoNKleY]

Getting old with all his achievements of fitness, wisdom and humor is nothing to be sad about. It was a life worth living and sharing.

[@abdarsmk6r]

Its sad when you get old and you achieved nothing and your still poor. Thats a nightmare for every person lol

[@nathanchong7731]

1:27 My wife doesn't know. Lol 😂😂😂

[@kathydurow6814]

Like he said, he did a stint in the army (compulsory national service) and learned those things, contrasted with his (now ex-; he wasn't quite as disciplined as he should have been) wife who was a Shriver-Kennedy probably with money & servants/paid help to do those things.

[@aidaalimbayeva5170]

I guess because his ex wife was Maria Shriver from a wealthy family connected to the Kennedys. Despite that she was very hardworking.

[@ranha9933]

What a legend 😁🖤

[@GeorgeTropicana]

The fact that Graham just let it go and didn't try to make it about him like every other talk show host is why he's far and away the best

[@noneofyoubusiness4895]

1. Put the cookie down 2. There will be no hot chocolate Got it. Now I'm ready ...

[@marcoschavarria3232]

Arnold has those comedic chops, but he has gotten better

[@silverghostcat1924]

Love Arnold 💜💟💜

[@nicolajohnson1887]

Always lived his films, he is so funny.

[@nicolajohnson1887]

@OfficialGrahamNortonChannel yeah I did but I can't get it now as I'm in Spain, so utube clips are all I can get.

[@nicolajohnson1887]

@OfficialGrahamNortonChannel many years

[@nicolajohnson1887]

@OfficialGrahamNortonChannel yes

[@jjf609]

Arnold told a story about how his daughter Katherine would not leave her shoes in the mud room & instead put them by the fireplace. Arnold would remind her where her shoes should be left. Well at the 3rd time she forgot, her threw her shoes into the fire place & she cried. I bet that was the last time she left her shoes by the fireplace. Another story about one of his son's... apparently he wanted his kids to make their beds. One of the son's repeatedly didn't make his bed so Arnold threw the bed, sheets & all out the window.

[@donfacundo2118]

Arnold does it properly with his kids.

[@marvcezyluv5888]

Wonderful

[@mick2d2]

The Shwarzenegger legacy... there will be no hot chocolate!

[@TrupraizeBand]

there is no hot chocolate.. get to the choppa!! 🤣

[@billiessphincter4104]

His a great dad

[@amyan763]

Honestly my kid did his own laundry pretty young too!

[@stephenhall5694]

Ahhnuld to the lift operator: “I’ll be back,” over and over again.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

I wonder if Arnold ever used the line, "I'll be back," when his kids were bad. I'll bet his kids were shaking in their boots if he'd have said that.

[@monicareyes3436]

I love it “my wife didn’t know how to do that” 😂

[@soyabean-of9wz]

Arnie is a good dad

[@RobDogman]

"Want the hot chocolate, do four runs". Yep. Rewards after work.

[@writerpenn2012]

I love Arnold!!!!!! lol

[@lepetitenellie]

"There will be no hot chocolate" has the same energy (but less volume) as his Kindergarten Cop line: "There is no bathroom!"

[@missesdimplez]

shoutout to the drought in California. we feel it ✌️

[@BigBadGrun]

I agree, we need "there will be no hot chocolate" t shirts in our lives.

[@DigSamurai]

I'll be back but they'll be no hot chocolate!😂

[@mrmashleolive]

Cowabunga! Put the cookie down! 🐢🍕👍

[@thomaslewis6361]

Arnie...🙂👏🤝

[@randomobserver8168]

There will be NO hot chocolate. added to the stable of classic Arnie one liners. Could easily have been in Kindergarten Cop.

[@jherrenor]

He should've said: 'There IS no hot chocolate!'

[@annelawton6783]

Love that hot chocolate story

[@mileswebster7651]

THERE WILL BE NO HOT CHOCOLATE! 💪🏽

[@thinkforyourself828]

Arnold 🥰

[@AriyaDas]

Imagine he said “There is no bathroom”, the legend Arnie would have brought the house down more!

[@julietphillips1991]

Teach them well..."There will be no hot chocolate."

[@graemewinning5144]

Ah discipline; that forgotten skill.

[@mixxy8519]

1:56 your welcome

[@evermæn]

He wasn't acting in Kindergarten Cop then

[@stargazeronesixseven]

Love how some European brought up their kids >>> Love with Discipline! Spoiling or Abusing our kids that what make many youngsters turned into monsters when they become teengers! 🙏🕯🌎

[@billiessphincter4104]

For fathers

[@ronaldogarrosu2999]

Put that maid down!

[@sudipchatterjee]

❤🙌

[@shoresofreedom]

i couldn't hear the advice clearly ! what did he say please ??

[@tmdp76]

Ironator 2: Laundry Day

[@Spearsy1995]

Did Arnold shade his ex wife on the telly 😂

[@NotAfraidToQuestionThings]

I've got pretty far in life but I think if Arnie raised me I would have been a Nobel prize winner or something.

[@AlTheD]

LOL, They should make a documentary: Arnold the Tigermom!

[@rahuldahoob]

Who is the man in the hat?

[@AVintageNerd]

No one noticed he refers to Maria as his wife? They are divorced. Strange

[@peg202xo7]

They still have a relationship, they have family get togethers on holidays, birthdays stc. You know, like adults.

[@Brinta3]

He did use the past tense.

[@PertoxBR]

DISCIPLINE IS YOUR REAL FATHER

[@danam0228]

All people should serve in the military. That is what people are applauding there.

[@ThunderPants13]

There IS no bathroom!

[@whitedevil2]

There is no bathroom!!

[@trancos7641]

Laundry at 5 years old??? Poor kids😂😮😮😮

[@Mr_Miracle]

If Arlnod says something you do it or else you’ll get terminated

[@rizwanos50]

Or else you don't get hot chocolate😂

[@Mr21scott]

So tired of every headline on the internet saying that something is "hilarious". It virtually never is.

[@letyvasquez2025]

Parenting pump, pump. Yeah?

[@z.o.e3023]

Pumping nappies

[@hippopotamus86]

Jack, do you remember the time my mum (manager) caught you doing coke in the bathroom of a weatherspoons and you gave her abuse for kicking you out?

[@rahuldahoob]

There will be no hot chocolate

[@markriding1267]

Right up there with"F*** your freedom" 🤢🤮

[@mikiivancsics3852]

funny

[@davidhurtado2725]

Reminder to not go to Arnold for parental advice

[@susien7323]

Don’t impregnate the help

[@carljilks2619]

Judi Dench again? same old, same old guests

[@vince1229]

Where are these "trouts" in California?

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

Happy Halloween!!! Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀

[@chiefcheeser]

Can't you just stop posting this comment? You're making the world a worse place.

[@chiefcheeser]

For me Gaza is far more entertaining. He scored goals. As much as I love Graham, you can't beat a Gascoine goal. @@Rozumarix

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀

[@ToniKGuitar]

Omg this is the first comment...

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@ToniKGuitar Don’t get too fired up…it’s posted on Every. Single. Snippet. Every. Single. Day. The trolling for likes is absolutely relentless and completely tedious for those who like to read through comments. If I commit suicide, dude will be the impetus.

[@bannjaxx]

Has anyone ever gone further with LESS talent than Jack "I'm posh and awkward" Whitehall? It's like he literally hasn't developed as a comic, he ran out of gags very quick then roped his dad and his funny mates into giving him a career, sorry, I don't see it. Show me a clip where he isn't the least funny person in the room on a chat show/quiz show/documentary and I'll take it back.

[@WaundersOJ]

James Corden

[@bannjaxx]

@@WaundersOJ yep, James Corden, you're right.....I try to forget about him tho, JW is EVERYWHERE, but yeah, JC's less talented and probably more successful, but they're the worst two surely?

[@HermanVonPetri]

Pick any Kardashian; or aristocrat/monarch; trust fund inheriting nepotism favored VPs of the family business; most politicians of any party, etc... Being a hack in our society is no barrier as long as you have lots of money to make up for it.

[@euchariaej7400]

Good for him. Never begrudge another man his fortune. He obviously has talent or not he wouldnt be selling tickets, or get shows on netflix. JC is a writer, so equally talented. I say send ppl love and wish them well, might come back to you.

[@bannjaxx]

@@euchariaej7400 Even you're funnier. 🤣

[@skibbitybebop]

Is Jack still refusing to admit that only women can get pregnant?

[@Harley2010SG]

He's not alone.

[@alsie1]

😂

[@opheliawinfrey9501]

#freepalestine

[@magnificentbutcher77]

Jack Whitehall-People have been popping out and raising kids for centuries but I guess it's so difficult these days that the younger generations need endless books by celebrities and websites to help them along.

[@bobmusil1458]

The story about washing their own clothes is obviously a lie!

[@reginabillotti]

Pretty much. Considering that he had/ has domestic staff, I don't believe it's likely his kids did anything more than light tidying up.

[@leehall9015]

My great Aunt Heddy died at 94 this year .. She was German and was like this with my cousins …. Not one of them is called Tarquin or Rupert they are people not libtard Fannie’s of today this is Arnold’s way he brought up his kids he’s said it many times we are losing the generation of men for Fannie’s my God I mean mein gott!

[@JadedKate]

Libtard ? Lmao I know exactly one Rupert and he's a workaholic who has so many gold records on the walls of his recording studio he couldn’t just run circles around your flawed reasoning there; he would just lay down all his gold and double platinum "circles" around you. Also; he's Austrian just like Arnie, so... that makes it even worse 😉

[@grayciesmom5807]

There is nothing about that man that qualifies him to give anybody advice about anything.

[@user-ok1vf6qx4k]

But he gives good advice...that's the only important point.

[@wekurtz72]

I think he could give some pretty good advice on non-woke, non-forced diversity, actual money-earning, action entertainment.

[@mullaoslo]

Except his entire life, made mistakes sure but he's definitely one to take advice from

[@Luca_86]

Never reproduce, please

[@rafeeeefar]

Be sure to listen well to this feckless, anonymous internet dweller. They’re onto something.

[@garywagner2466]

Yes, the sacrifices that rich people like Arnie have to make so their pampered kids don’t ruin a ski holiday. Meanwhile, millions of children will never ski, or have hot chocolate, because of his inane policies as Governor of California. Saving the planet one cookie at a time. Still one of the biggest woke nimrods of all time. Better for Arnie to retire and give the rest of us a break.