ASMR - Bank Of Articulate Roleplay (Folders, Product Selection, Money Management, Papers, Typing)

Okay so first and foremostttt, nothing in this asmr roleplay should be considered financial advice. Please do your own research :D Some of this video is a little technical but I would encourage you to research some of the topics i'm discussing. Even if it all flies over your head, no issue - hopefully it's still sleep inducing (even if it's from boredom!) However none of this stuff gets taught in schools and lots of it is worth knowing.
Secondly and more importantly, i'm so sorry i've been so inactive these last few months. We have a huge background noise issue in our apartment and it's making recording really quite challenging. I'm having to use some very heavy noise removal post production and it's impacting the overall quality. Hopefully it isn't too noticeable but just incase you do notice it, I didn't miss it and I'm very aware of it. The noise is related to the AC system in our building and it should hopefully improve as we move into winter.
Thirdly, you're amazing for reaching this far down into the description and I want you to know how much I appreciate any view, comment or interaction you bring to my little channel :D
Chapters:
Introduction - 00:00
Flex Account - 04:20
2 Year Fixed Saving - 17:07
Stock Account - 23:14
Bonds vs Stocks - 30:21
P/E Ratios - 56:48
Review - 39:13
Vault Allocation - 41:08
Cheers - 42:38
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ASMR is essentially a made up acronym (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response ) used to describe that tingly / buzzing feeling you may have experienced in your head or running down your spine. The sensation can be triggered by personal attention, tutorials, sounds etc. If you are discovering "ASMR" videos for the first time, their primary purpose is just to relax and almost always to send the listener to sleep.

[@ggjuggosauri]

I did not expect this level of quality of investment advice in an ASMR video!

[@cvalenx]

Matt always makes such quality videos!

[@stels5509]

I never expect any less from Matt 😃 His videos are so relaxing but I also learn so much in every subject he talks about!

[@katoka5904]

I didn't understand anything so I couldn't tell either way

[@bruceh4180]

I've yet to stay awake long enough to determine...

[@PabLow-zx6mr]

@@katoka5904😂

[@xmarleysoundx]

The background noise was very minimal and honestly of no concern throughout this video. I would trade a little background noise for more videos any day!! I hope I speak for many of us. There can never be enough videos from you. Thanks for all your heardwork man. Its much appreciated. Especially during these stressful times!

[@DrGGP]

never thought a finance lesson could be that relax

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

hahah that is actually amazing to read, i'm so happy to hear that. thank you :D

[@AtlasASMR]

It’s like he made a video specifically for me ❤

[@AtlasASMR]

Financial advisor collab when

[@historybytim6115]

We are all happily waiting for your next vid lol

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahahah I'm ready :D Hope you're doing well mate!

[@flowtilla]

Sorry to hear about the noise problems! As someone who's tried to soundproof their apartment, I relate to what a pain it can be, especially if you don't have full control over the noise source. Hopefully you can figure it out, but in the meantime, the noise cancellation is working pretty well and the roleplays are still great!

[@A-fo6lx]

The setting/backgrounds of your videos are always spot on. Hats off to you brother.

[@gushen_]

My go to ASMRtist for the last 5 or so years. Been listening to your videos since high school and now as a student in college, I always find myself falling asleep to your outstanding and unmatched quality Matt. Thanks for having the greatest voice on the internet and blessing us all with your top tier content!

[@dorathexplorer]

Thank you so much Matt! I literally can't sleep without listening to one of your videos and you have no idea how much you've helped me over the years. They quality of your videos is just astonishing and I don't understand how you manage to make videos and work. Keep up the great work! ~JH

[@helenabillie1143]

Not only relaxing, but actually so interesting! I won’t fall asleep of boredom😊 (but probably i will because of your relaxing voice…. 😊)

[@nancysikes7581]

Have missed your videos! Thanks for all the post production work to make this as background noise free as possible! You're awesome!!

[@richardstarkey6065]

This was another amazing piece of content. Once again listening to another one of your superb product pitches I not only it found super relaxing, but it has set me up for a restful night’s sleep nicely. At the same I did find it totally engaging when it came to the information on the various investment options that were made available to me…I learnt a few things along the way too! Great to be able to catch another of your roleplays and I appreciate the time you have put into its creation. Have a great week.🙂👏

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Man, thank you so much as always :D Your comments are absolutely legendary!

[@zed1323]

My man out there folding an (unnecessary!) apology for not posting for a while into the start of his video. 10/10 :D

[@wesleyclark5441]

Perfect timing for my nap, love your ASMR videos Matt, thank you for all you do.

[@ASMRBizzybunnyy]

Haven't slept to an ASMR video in forever and just felt like watching one today 🥰 This one did the trick nicely for my sleep deprived, workaholic self 😴💤 Thank you, Matt! *adds video to favorites*

[@digbyskellington]

Getting so close to 200k subscribers! That will be a well-deserved milestone 👍

[@mikehg7545]

I genuinely learned something here. Listened back to multiple your definitions and explanations as I was thinking "hold onnn he's really teaching me this"

[@amd-warlock3406]

Amazing video as usual, its by far my favorite asmr chanel

[@historybytim6115]

Unbelievably good as usual.

[@ChristiansPrayingTogether]

🥬🥬🥬🥬 This is just sooo great Matt! I love the dark blue background, it really helps with falling asleep. Id love to see a vid from you with a rainy sound background - what heaven that would be ! Youre amazing ! Marriage suits you as you look so happy. Thank you soooo much 🙏

[@calvinhill284]

When matt uploads, the day is good!❤❤❤❤

[@stanurlich7916]

i have watched every single one of your videos for years so I'm always waiting for your next one. I've got exams coming up so they are great to study to. thanks man

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Well that's quite incredible to read actually, thank you so much for watching all these years and I wish you nothing but the best with your exams :D

[@einuhrinderfrue8354]

​​@@ArticulateDesignASMRi did it also and you are the best

[@PAULAnERICA]

Great video! Love those whispers! That money looked cool! ❤

[@finfan83]

Another ASMR career for Matt, the man of multiple talents !

[@ASMRAshleey]

Yessss so happy to see this upload 🥹

[@DarkDestroyer98]

Always great when Matt posts❤

[@altaccount6525]

I check my sub and 32 secodns ago I see a video from you mat, u do amazing work and every video is a blast, I'm just gonna assume this one is also amazing and say THANK YOU for all the amazing work you do!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahah well I hope it was even half as awesome as this comment is. Thank you :D

[@rebeccaappleby5986]

Fantastic video, very relaxing. How you were able to keep talking about the cabbages 💰💷 whilst keeping a straight face though is admirable! 👏 😅

[@sharon2508]

Great to have you back Matt. Glad you are well & it is just the air con that is causing problems.

[@ThatCho]

Oh wow, I've been waiting for the Articulate brand to come out with a bank. You're expanding your portfolio of services outside the hospitality industry I see! :)

[@tonygleeson1]

Thank God you’re back!!

[@universemashups9162]

I hope you do another one of these/something similar!! It’s fantastic!

[@dansonthunderbolt3503]

Nice to have you back, Matt!

[@ShotooTodoroki]

I live for these videos I'll probably watch this one 4 or 5 times like I do all the others

[@fijiman999]

I like watching your videos because your voice sounds natural and relaxes me; there are many others who subdue their voice and it sounds fake

[@PepperedASMR]

Honey ---- He's Back!!!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahha hello buddy :D I hope life is treating you well!

[@PepperedASMR]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR Doing much better. Thanks!! Hope all is well in Dubai

[@baileyjones5671]

Return of the king!!!

[@jdooms]

It is a great day when the god of rp uploads a banger.

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

hahaha well i'm not sure who you're referring to but in absence of the god of RPs, i'm very grateful to see you watching as always buddy :D

[@jdooms]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR Ever the nobleman. I'll be watching as long as you're creating buddy.

[@rvosta2450]

Jay Quellin or Jacqueline? 😂 IYKYK

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

hahahah i am so glad somebody got this reference!!

[@rvosta2450]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR straight away, mate! 😂

[@alH1ndawi]

Jack Quelley

[@rvosta2450]

De Nice

[@FatalShotGG]

Ay-ay Ron! 😂

[@LotusHex103]

This explained things better than my Business & Finances class in high-school

[@Amysbiblereads]

It has been sometime! 🎉 enjoying this new one!❤

[@fabianenriquez2814]

Hi Matt!! Love your videos & that voice of yours!🥰 I could listen to you 24/7. 😉

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahah hello :D Well thank you very much, it's awesome to hear somebody enjoying my content!

[@owenkariuki4438]

And he’s back!!

[@Gem1221]

I soooooo look forward to your videos ❤ your my fav asmrtist!!!! All of your videos are just amazing. Love from Canada 🇨🇦

[@Gem1221]

Thank you so much for doing what you do - we appreciate you!!!! ❤

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

noooo thank YOU for taking the time to comment and watch, it's enormously appreciated :D

[@IamHattman]

The amount of solid investment information here is really impressive. Now if only i had a bank like this... and the 100k to set up the account! 😂

[@TheMageAcademy]

First time that I listen to finance talk without having a headache, this time had tingles instead!

[@Syprix-pm2wz]

You know its a good day when he uploads sorry for being late

[@asmrthewhisperingkeeper]

I know I tell you alot . But the pace of your videos is so relaxing

[@sergioernesto7]

Glad to see I'm the first comment of my favourite ASMRtist. Much love from Mexico!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Ahhh thank you and much love from UAE :D

[@MorikaASMR]

This video made me want to go start investing right now!! Great video, Matt! 😁

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahahah well even if you don't physically invest, it's always a good source of info to have :D And hiiii Morika!

[@ouroborosnagyok9306]

YOURE BACKKKKK

[@malice4422]

As the ceo of an extremely massive bank, this is accurate

[@rubyright4762]

Always good to hear from you JP

[@RegginaldRiglet]

The best of the best. Asmr legend

[@matteolaudati429]

You never disappoint Matt 🔥💪

[@decidueye_gvo97]

Hello Matt wanted to say hello and I like watching your videos it’s so relaxing 😌

[@timcoyle3584]

Looking fantastic!!

[@patricksweeney1595]

Great video Matt! Can't believe I've been watching for several years, and only just realized you are a left-handed writer?

[@davidagnew-yr6hk]

Omg found this channel again after like 8 years

[@kokopelli_002]

Finally subscribed! Thought I had a long time ago. 😅 Thank you for bringing me tingles since I first discovered ASMR.

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

hahah welcome to the family :D thank you very much!

[@kokopelli_002]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR Thank you very much. 😄

[@deedeepuffler3783]

You look right at home doing this video, hope the temperature was not to bad for you to record 😊😊

[@corster8221]

We believe in maximum transparency *holds up transparent cup

[@lindsayannsings428]

As someone who works in wealth management for a bank, I was hesitant to watch this because I don’t find work particularly soothing but this was nice!

[@50hellkat2]

Buy bank stock and reinvest the dividends. The banks never lose. Love this video Matt. Cabbage....I had to look up as thought it was some kind of foreign currency. lol. I have heard it called green, moulah, coin, bread, bucks and bacon but never cabbage. Great video. Love that key tapping. Paper shuffling, clothes rustling, and your voice. Asmerizing liquid gold.

[@TinyCraftsASMR]

Great video! And it's possible you've invented a new genre: Educational ASMR 📚😄

[@blackmamba1870]

The 🐐 is back!

[@andrecastillo5232]

Another Grand Return!

[@johnm8588]

Great ASMR video, loved it! Just a note on the math starting at around 17:45. Even if you start off with 1,000 "Gabages" and put in another one each month, at 5% per year (compounded), there is still no way you're reaching a million anytime soon. By my calculations, it would take roughly 136 years to reach a million.

[@shootermtd25]

Love the callback to your Uber vids 😂

[@NicePudding]

I love the lineage question and getting to know more about it over dinner. 😂 Matt got some rizz.

[@Rortaa]

I was just wondering when you’d upload again. Great stuff !

[@SpiritBox01]

I've kinda been enjoying the background noices because they add a layer of sound in my opinion. They allow me to further enjoy the asmr and create a warm environment in it. All wordy ways to judt say i like the sounds😂. I don't think they effect the quality of the videos at all

[@mattchattings]

It’s been a long time coming 🎉❤

[@mrthoomin]

the amount of times ive been confused as to what a stock is until now is crazy, ngl i didn't expect this from an ASMR video 🤣🤣

[@jessehughes8274]

My new head canon is that this whole thing is the end of the Cabbage Salesman's journey: converting his precious cabbage into Kabaj, and investing it where no airbender can hurt them.

[@boriblueyez]

The perfect place to hide my mega millions so I can keep taking all this luxury travel to these 7star hotels. I'm living my best life thanks to the Articulate experience😊 Thanks for another great video Matt. You're the King.

[@riseuplight]

Dude you’re definitely in finance IRL this is actually good advice

[@ainnothin9854]

I hate the Stock Market but I've watched this video countless times bc it is AMAZING

[@serenadehowse5755]

I love your currency. More power to the cabbage.

[@wishingstar22]

The perfect tonic for my nerves.

[@adventureswithayrebear9931]

Great as always! You should do a casino blackjack dealer video. Would be fun

[@Rorb]

investment options an unfortunate pipe dream for myself potentially facing redundancy, but this video is relaxing enough to keep my mind off it all :)

[@ricpozel5137]

Matt uploaded. Time to take a nap ❤

[@kotyslough5828]

Bespoke Post was supposed to sponsor this video but they accidentally wired Matt Le-ttuce instead of Ca-bbage.

[@charuan12]

Lol, unironically this video has been very informative.

[@DavidAStubbs]

Matt, where would you suggest one go to for this type of financial advice?

[@justrelaxing8725]

Actual v helpful bro

[@danielsix6402]

More like this please

[@crinklyonion1410]

Matt: we cater to the exclusive. Me with the whole 13 dollars in my bank account: 👁️👄👁️

[@alistermccallum]

Top marks for the passive investment advice! Time in the market beats timing the market every time.

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Offfft so very true! And it's even worse because the working class now have access to real investment options, regardless of our liquidity. Yet so few know about it

[@2001mark]

I've invested in a hotel on... (checks notes)... Baltic Ave. How long before I break even?

[@crinklyonion1410]

That thumbnail looks like it could be a meme.

[@derekthederanged]

I never knew tax evasion could be so relaxing. 😂

[@estevansencanto2828]

This guy is what I expect F1 engineers to look like and sound like (I’m not an avid fan this is just what I imagine)

[@FK-we1dp]

I like the interest rate

[@christopherbiggins8473]

I trust this banker with my life.

[@davedavid5129]

They call me crouton cuz I be rolling in the cabbáge

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Surprised you didn't go CashTiculate or BankTiculate lol. Either way YAY, new vid!!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahah so very tempting!! I liked the synergy with bank of America (boa) too much though :D

[@morgcollects3616]

Instant classic

[@olliemakesthree]

10/10

[@saucebaby9833]

I’m almost positive this man works in high level financing

[@lleyton3972]

Gotta upload more for my sake pls