ASMR - The MOST Luxurious Tasting Roleplay (McDonald's Masterclass)

[@ChickNTurkey]

McTiculate’s LMAOOOOO

[@pariah_carey]

I laughed. 😂 The lmaoing really sold it. 👍

[@drasnaescastle]

I'm crying🤣 I read the comment before he said it

[@VengefulGreyJedi]

@@drasnaescastle SAME ROFL

[@82leegary]

Lmaooo

[@debbiathome6805]

He should be hired by McDonald’s as a New Menu Creator!

[@brookemcarthur9252]

This is hysterical. How you did this with a straight face is beyond me

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahaha I have no idea what you're implying, this is gourmet dining!! 😅

[@brookemcarthur9252]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR it for sure is where I come from, that's what makes it even more funny! That's how the boys treat McD's around here lolll

[@TwistedFireX]

I like to think every time there’s a cut it’s because he laughed. 😂

[@sha.zamzam]

12:20 - My man said, “100% chicken breast…” while eating a spicy wing LMAO 🤣

[@endofsamba]

Massive kudos to Matt for filming this binge, in a suit, without AC, in DUBAI. Absolute mad lad.

[@Puggy42069]

How do you know he doesn’t have AC?

[@itsali695]

@@Puggy42069 because most asmrtists turn off their ac so there is no background sound at all

[@itsali695]

@@Puggy42069 I think I’m not sure

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahah thanks buddy! I had about 5 minutes of bliss after immediately turning off the AC. Then the temperature seemed to rise unnecessarily quickly :D

[@Medusa.0.o]

He's probably just wearing his boxers under that table though 😂

[@alexpaulk9364]

This guy could make owning a furniture store, giving a tour, open desk drawers, run his hand along couches and gently open/close a fridge and make us fall asleep. Lol

[@stephen90944]

Leave it to Articulate to take something as mundane as Mcdonald's and give it a Michelin star vibe! Haven't finished the vid yet (obviously) but am really excited to watch it in full! I feel like I'm going to be sold some McDonald's by the end. 😂

[@patrick4662]

I wish the McDonald’s near me sold chicken wings!

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

Just watching the beginning and I’m already hungry for McDonalds.

[@jen2116]

I don't know what elemental cheese is or what would possess someone to dip McD's fries in caesar dressing but I'm here for it. This was such a fun and silly video. Great job Matt!

[@whisp6964]

Have you finished it yet

[@historybytim6115]

How did he not get copyrighted. Micticultes

[@RigoOXx]

"Now, it is well known that our fries are always served pipping hot, anyone who would suggest otherwise is, of course, mistaken" That little jab at McDonald's cracked me up

[@Ratstick58]

Love it. The “unexpected” videos like this are interesting enough to get me to stop focusing on intrusive thoughts but still relaxing enough to fall asleep to.

[@Stewiethebig]

I once commented that before seeing your vids, I didn't really understand ASMR. And now...here I am, witnessing you use your incredible ability to fluently enunciate your sensation of taste to such a degree as to make even Mikey Dees sound Michelin Star delectable.

[@nateofnazareth7785]

comedic and yet delightful in the way all your videos are

[@thesportsbest0949]

This guy is easily the best asmrtist on KZbin He is able to make you feel like your dining at the rits when your really just eating McDonald’s The fact this lad doesn’t have over 500k baffles me Your a livin legend mate keep up the good work

[@Milk_Man990]

What is the rits supposed to be?

[@GayActorMichaelDouglas69]

@@Milk_Man990 Putin on the rits

[@Milk_Man990]

@@GayActorMichaelDouglas69 is that some British thing

[@TheRealMikeMichaels]

@@Milk_Man990 Michael on the rits

[@BRONCOBOY7575]

It’s a world renowned fancy hotel people

[@DGDevastation]

Oh my gosh, this is fantastic. I've been following your channel for quite a while, but I can honestly say that I have not laughed as hard as I did when I heard you say "Mcticulate's". Great roleplay Matt, keep up the good work!! Also, you're nuts for wearing a suit in this heat man, nuts!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

hahaha the Mcticulate's was honestly entirely unplanned, it sort of just rolled off the tongue :D Thanks for the kind words my friend!

[@somethingsomething4909]

Youre incredible Matt. I find myself time and time again, coming back to your channel. I must have listened to every other asmr content creator, and never has anybody compared to the excellence and quality of content that you consistently produce. Like many others, I believe you are- simply put- the best.

[@smpirrello]

Only you could make McDonald’s classy…you have such a gift with these luxury “explanation” videos!!!! Fantastic, as usual!!

[@MakimasGoodBoy]

I love these “eating together” vids so much. So calming and he makes everything seem so delicious.

[@ObviouslyASMR]

Finally McDonald's gets the culinary respect it deserves 😌 great video idea Matt 😂❤️

[@LaurenceWhiting]

Hope you're well Luuk, obviously

[@terrianntownshend7534]

I worked for McDonald’s and the fries are cooked in where I live in vegetables oil

[@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea]

I won’t be watching this until I’m heading to sleep in the evening, but I am already absolutely certain this is going to be the silliest thing I’ve seen in a while - and I am totally here for it. 🤣

[@AJXN_ASMR]

Just a heads up, if you click on a video, comment and then leave, KZbin views that as you being uninterested in the video and it can negatively affect how much KZbin pushes the videos

[@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea]

@@AJXN_ASMR Oh damn. Does it balance out if I later like the video? Because the latter is my default with all his videos.

[@AJXN_ASMR]

@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea I’d just say wait to comment until you can watch a decent amount of the video, that’s the safest bet, cause a long watch time with a comment and a like all in one go almost definitely has the best affect on the channel.

[@HeathStephens-q7t]

Ok I've watched MANY of this guys ASMR videos going back almost two years now and on a totally serious note, if he's ANYTHING other than a SALESMAN as far as his real life profession he simply got it wrong.😂 No joke. Listen to him ramble on about countless items in these videos.

[@RonsarLo]

I am amazed you can do this with a straight face. I love it.

[@DNOstalgia]

10:30 What caught your eye?

[@sandradavis4551]

You know you got it "goin on" when you can make the junkiest of the junk food sound like high class gourmet eating. Good job!

[@ASMRMusings]

That's it!! I'm no longer vegan! haha. LOVE "McDonald's Masterclass". Love the flowery descriptions given to fast food. 😂😂 Please do more of these!

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahaha I had a great time filming it actually! The 100% chicken breast wings were my favourite portion

[@Niceparkingspotrita]

I really love learning about McDonald’s menu items outside of the U.S. I hate McDonald’s but it’s so fascinating for some reason! Also, love the Pulp Fiction reference.

[@axe2grind244]

I remember as a kid going to a McDonalds in Toronto and seeing mini pizzas on the menu and being outraged that we didn’t get those lol.

[@haleysasmr8386]

The luxurious taste tests are always my favorite, thanks for all the great content!

[@zorroknowsbetter]

Finally a role play I can actually participate in where the meal wouldn’t be close to $1000

[@cvillebaseball2557]

Hey, McTiculates is a classy establishment

[@howward4071]

More like 1000 calories

[@zorroknowsbetter]

@@howward4071 worth it

[@baishihua]

@@howward4071 lol more like 2000

[@crinklyonion1410]

Now he needs to do one of those Kyber drink tastings.

[@lauraabrami6768]

You’re the first person to actually make McDonald’s sound interesting

[@akbarratt]

I know you thought this was a niche video but it actually combines 2 of my favorite things: regional McDonald's menu items and ASMR. So it's an A+ in my book! 😂

[@atakarakuzu2198]

The most underrated asmrtists on youtube in my opinion,you deserve a lot more views and subs...

[@F8Tributo]

Squirrel at 10:32! 🤣 Nice video, very relaxing!

[@asmraugust]

This is making me want McDonald's wow 👍🤣 great video

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahaha only us McDonald fiends can relate! I loved making this video so much 🤣

[@Lyreofapollon]

A video I never knew i needed! Thank you for always taking it 10 steps further on exceeding the expectations. ✨

[@MarkSleper]

With all the tongue in cheek humor, how can this gem of a roleplay have become not only my favorite but also my most relaxing ASMR video to date? If I want to have a quick powernap or a long night of sleep, this one is my goto relaxing KZbin-outing for the earbuds. Thank you for this creative endeavor, dear Articulate!!!

[@endofsamba]

Peeling the lids off the sauce packs- top tier asmr

[@Yarinoyami]

As a truly pretentious consumer of absolute trash who loves waxing poetical about all the questionable subjects of adoration I enjoy, your cultured and classy appreciations for McDonalds food items brings me a great delight. Cheers to another wonderful video, and fabulous work as always~!

[@endofsamba]

Been waiting for this one ever since i saw it on your insta. A masterclass indeed. My diet is ruined!

[@valkyriebun959]

What a legend, I love that you seemed convinced this video was dumb in your description, and all of us love it so much!!! Clearly, your audience shares your fantastic sense of humor 😁 Great job!!!

[@blackjesus6910]

Can’t wait to watch this. Every video of yours the effort is amazing. Keep it up 😎

[@pollyslovepocket4612]

I think it's time for another food chain masterclass ❤️💜💖

[@maximusw01]

I love the thumbnail already. Matt, you’re awesome

[@MrStorm20ver]

I'm new to Matt's ASMR vids and I have to say the creativity is outstanding!! This man made McDonald's sound sexy!! McDonald's needs him to do commercials for them because people would be buying McDonald's like it was going out of style!! I love finding ASMRs that are creative beyond belief and he has it covered in spades!! I'm so glad I joined his channel. Keep up the greatness!!

[@Ninyt32]

I have never ever been interested in asmr an ppl eating an all tha. Let alone someone talkin to me abt it. Yet something about ur elegance and manners and proper grammar as well as your VERY RELAXING tone, it all is put together so well and helps me get a good night sleep. Thankyou my kind Sir :)

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

I haven't eaten a McDonalds since March 2020, first the lockdowns and then me using that time to get in shape and lose a fair bit of weight. My walk to and from work takes me right passed a McDonalds and I have held my resolve without issue so far. .....This is gonna be what has me eating nuggets again isn't it?

[@magnusd5415]

Just wanted to recognize that pulp fiction reference since I hadn’t seen anyone mention it yet, big fan of your videos!

[@ConfettiCool]

I NEED more of these roleplays! This was awesome

[@muecke1312]

I love such funny, playful videos :D Very enjoyed it, keep up the good work! :)

[@richardstarkey6065]

Blimey, Gourmet Dining at ‘Maccy D’s - could it be that there will be a Michelin Star or a Les Routiers plaque outside every restaurant before long? You always do these food consultation roleplays with such panache; the sales pitch is perfect with in depth descriptions that make even the humble burger or chicken nugget sound exciting. This worked so well and nice to wind down to at the end of the day. Thank you for the time you have taken to create this and I wish you well for the rest of the week. 🙂👏🍔

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Ahhh thanks so much for the incredibly kind words mate! I'm so surprised but so grateful that people are really enjoying this

[@Eli-mj1oo]

"Now, we have a little more space..." *checks camera is recording* "We can get started!" Thank you so much for everything you do despite how baller you clearly are, the true king we need 😂

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahaha I should have caught that out but sometimes a little imperfection is nice and keeps a video feeling human :D

[@Eli-mj1oo]

@@ArticulateDesignASMR Hey you look at us with them big blue calming eyes as much as you want, boss 😂 nothing to cut I just chuckled at the little glance!

[@AntsLessons]

This guy just never misses. The ability to make m Donald’s sound gourmet is incredible I could listen to you talk about nearly anything and believe what you’re saying lol

[@IAmChrisHollywood]

Matt, this was a good one! My favorite videos are your apothecary videos, your mastery of ASMR is a delight to watch. Also, I really want some McDonald's now. Thanks for the videos!

[@jenniferfurlong1457]

I love you Matt! I don’t know another ASMR artist that can go from luxury to down to earth McDonald’s. Bravo

[@grandmasterfalcon9609]

11:10 bro literally sounds like Liam Neeson😂😂💀

[@quentinmcmullen2792]

I love that there's finally a tasting video I can follow along with easily! I might just do that for the best ASMR experience ever! Also, this has such an ASMR Review Brah vibe and I mean that in the best of ways

[@bookreads42]

McDonald's should've sponsored this video, because I sure do want some during and after watching this

[@celsobeltran5011]

I’ve never wanted McDonalds so much in my life. I am getting ready for bed and this made me sleepy and hungry! Great combination for ASMR.

[@rvosta2450]

😂 I loved the sarcastic vibe I was getting from Matt on this video!

[@ResidentPetrolhead]

Only up to a point, though---intended sarcasm or not, my man still absolutely housed that Mickey D's grub. You can only be so tongue in cheek about the food when you're crushing Quarter Pounders and wings.

[@엘제-k9u]

I skipped my breakfast, it's 11am, someone's cooking meat from the lower floor, and I choose to watch this. Bodily hunger can be embraced as long as my mind is content.

[@wholelottanate]

Recession and inflation hitting hard when we've gone from Dubai to Mcdonalds haha! Love your stuff my man thanks so much for your efforts they mean a lot and help so many!

[@johnathanl2663]

‘Endearing in some way’ lmao 🤣

[@Circean161]

I didn't make it past McTiculate's. Bravo sir. Bravo 👏 🤣

[@maxgoldstein6309]

The way he started with "Now 'quick food' has been a great passion of ours for many years." I knew it was going to be a great vid 🤣 And I'm just imagining him at the drive through with a line behind him, everyone going "Is this guy ordering the whole menu?!?" And he straight up is 😭 Great video 👏

[@davidd6171]

Well, I have seen it all now. Somebody made Mcdonald's look fancy! Great job and fantastic video!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

New York City in the 2010s where a guy played a grand piano 🎹 in a McDonalds 🍟🍔🥤

[@finfan83]

It's Mat! And he's got food this time with him! Not only great new video but with FOOD! We will be Well-treated and also fed while we sleep! How lucky we are. Absolute innovative idea and high quality production, as always on the channel.

[@joeyevans7150]

i think i’ve watched this video at least 10 times; fantastic work on this one.

[@leeswan2916]

A classy McDonald’s, love it! Great video as usual Matt x

[@tristanvlogs7085]

I’m so glad you kept to what you told me about dropping this today, Matt! Masterclass as per normal, you really are a mad lad for filming in 37 degree heat, without AC, in Dubai, in a suit, I don’t know anyone else who shows that level of commitment, bravo sir 👏

[@GoldiusPersivel]

4:22 I see what reference you did there Matt. Love your videos. Keep up the great work good sir!

[@jaroto12]

I never thought id be getting 'excited' Over watching someone explaining a McDonald's

[@eloyc4245]

Hilarious idea! Great job as usual. Love your content. 😂😂

[@BraydonBlackstone]

I want to go to whatever McDonald’s you went to lol mine gives us squished burgers, old nuggets, and cold fries.

[@soup2nuts1957]

You should have way more subscriber's. You always go above and beyond the limits of Asmr.

[@legomaster4222]

I’m not normally one to comment but damn you deserve some KZbin interaction for this one. Bravo

[@KyleSoutar]

This is a masterclass in adjectives.

[@DustAndGraceASMR]

I found this sooo satisfying and amusing! I'd love to see more of the fast food where you live. I just assumed all fast food places sold the same thing everywhere! Even the flavour description was interesting, double cheeseburger in Australia has no salt or pepper flavour 😅

[@Dagger000001]

The Caesar dressing pour…exquisite. 😇

[@h09]

This was delightful! I got tingles for the first time in months ❤️

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

hahah that is so so cool to hear :D Thank you for giving it a chance!

[@ResidentPetrolhead]

This one's an all-timer. I wouldn't have thought that crushing fast food could be so tactile and evocative of fine dining, but here we are. It's damned near impossible to watch this without wanting to completely house a twenty-piece nugget and a double Quarter Pounder. I also now find myself saying "Quick cleanse..." before chugging a mouthful of Coke.

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Hahaha what an amazing comment! Thank you very much for watching and a quick cleanse, should always be a necessary part of life :D

[@jermdogg1185]

this has too be my favorite video" from you, so random and AWESOME LOL....... ..

[@SHELFER]

Nobody: This man: Mcticulates brilliant.

[@FreihEitner]

There are not many people who I will sit and watch (or listen to) eating for fifty minutes. Well done.

[@OscarsMama]

I'm a new subscriber and i never knew McDonald's did cloud be presented like Pheasant under glass. Omg! This guy is amazing!

[@ameliadwyer268]

something about the way he says the word “dish” sent tingles down my right shin. never had tingles in my shin before. it’s super weird but my oh my is my shin ready to go to sleep

[@Thegreywarden]

This is amazing 🤩 Love the pacing of it so much as well

[@alfonsobalmaceda7509]

Awesome work! Very delicate and elegant tasting session 😎

[@JtheBOSS]

Never seen someone hood a burger like you held that quarter pounder

[@bboylalu]

One of my favorite ASMRtist and my favorite food. Now that's a McCombo ♥️!

[@yomamma2424]

Ok now we all want McDonald’s & u can literally make anything sound appealing so next time can you do this for a salad 🥗 😂

[@sarsoorGio]

agreed! haha

[@dragonic_gvo97]

I like watching your videos Matt they are relaxing and this video was making me hungry 🤤 keep up the good work ❤

[@mattmuffen]

When i saw this video my brain said “I’ll bite” Figuratively and literally

[@ThaRealHomer]

33:36 I’ve eaten hundreds of these plain double cheese burgers... maybe thousands..

[@AGirlWithPurpleHair]

I love food/tasting ASMR but it's so hard to find videos that aren't mukbang and that are a more relaxed pace - your food videos are absolutely perfect and I find them so relaxing! Thank you. Only issue is I'm now hungry whilst trying to go to sleep 😂 x

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Well I'm very glad you found my tasting videos then :D Apologies for the hunger though hahah

[@connorclarke1218]

This is just…Wow. An all time ASMR video

[@lclocean1887]

This has got to be the most genius investment of a McDonald's meal in history

[@SleepingWayASMR]

The basket of fries can literally feed 4 ppl 😂. But the descriptions of each food I’m like give this man a 🏆 McDonalds would be proud lol. Much love 🙏🏽

[@0tisdriftw00d]

Loved that pulp fiction reference! 🖤

[@T_Rav27]

Literally just watched ER fast food man and now this. Am I in ASMR heaven?

[@lukeoneofakind]

Just settling in for the night and I can tell from the thumbnail there is no way I'm going to be able to resist a midnight snack.

[@alexg6353]

How does this channel not have a million subs, every video is top notch

[@jlugoholt]

_All the food showed here was eating during the edition_ Amazing job as always, I really enjoy watching you eat and explain every food piece you pick.

[@Saint01_Arts]

Me who’s stuck in the middle of Iraq with nothing but a military dining facility seeing this in my suggestions… “BABY DONT HURT MEEE! DONT HURT MEEE! NO MOOOORE!!!”

[@napwneoenejeod3740]

god bless ♥️🇺🇸

[@ruthannriebau1086]

Is it just me or did anyone else notice that he chewed with his mouth closed? It's just a pet peeve of mine when people don't. Can't stand the sound of people smacking their lips. This man exudes class and is so eloquent that I kept forgetting that he was talking about McDonald's 😆 Yet another relaxing, amazing video, Matt. Thank you!!!! ❤