Artie's New Jacket & Bocchetti's Jokes Bomb

[@metokmusic5458]

“If I was on the titanic I would grab the lobsters” - Mike Bocchetti

[@Stonehopper1067HMG]

I just want a AI edit of Mike being all the members of the band playing while the Titanic goes down.

[@flyairvans]

God AI Gilbert, Artie, and Tracy discussing the funding of, “Shit on a Plane 2”

[@poopoocaca8079]

@@Stonehopper1067HMGwhat’s the shape of your head

[@hirkballs]

If he says something like that and nobody bats an eye can you imagine the crazy shit he says off camera 😂

[@stevensutherland5443]

I miss this show so god damn much. It was the best and I would love to see some sort of reincarnation of it on another platform. Artie and Bocchetti together is absolutely golden. And johns laugh was contagious.

[@DesCoProductions]

Mike cohosted on Artie’s Halfway House

[@adamblister6005]

"nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away" - Mike Bocchetti

[@warshipsatin8764]

unironically one of the funniest lines ive ever heard

[@shawz10]

Mike Bochetti .....a national treasure.

[@anttikarhu22]

Oh god

[@destinyfet]

Artie should return to direct tv and do the show! Best moments ever.

[@rd30000]

Lmao on the podcast later on, Artie said he gave that jacket to "his housemaids enormous son"

[@nickypeeps]

"It smells like a GED," really fucked me up

[@mcultras]

Nobody can paint Picasso..... right away

[@jbvap]

Bocchettis laugh is sadistic. Lol

[@noahschmartz2354]

umpteenth time watching this and it hasnt gotten old yet.

[@gregz1235]

I watch these old clips religiously. Never gets old.

[@PiTjlang]

It's true. I never watch things 2x on YT - but these I watch again & again ....its amazing that someone like M Bocchetti can exist on planet Earth You couldn't invent a character so impossible

[@sebassbadfish9006]

Anybody still here?

[@flatbushtommy9681]

Always. Never gets old lol

[@animalmother5689]

yep lol

[@Paterno20]

still listen all the time haha

[@unclefrank4274]

Dan's on the warpath like a Naz Pez

[@lockebrady8005]

“What did I do wrong, Artie?” “Uh, you left Staten Island.”

[@geddahedda3224]

OMFG! this show is classic, how is Artie not on a bigger platform with big time promotion behind it? The chemistry between this group is comic gold.

[@dougfresh4454]

Gedda Hedda Artie is the most under appreciated comic

[@billybrothers2492]

Because he is a heroin addict

[@hyangwookan7845]

ON THIS PATH, HE COULD HAVE CRUSHED STERN. BEEN LARGEER THAN LAME HOWARD STERN

[@warshipsatin8764]

@@hyangwookan7845 definitely funnier but never bigger

[@skycorrigan6511]

Mainly heroin

[@richardsiciliano7117]

Sunglasses = Artie has checked out.

[@ManiacMcgeee]

Shocking Stelves.

[@MagaKoz]

Bocchetti is king lol. Another classic moment

[@PlutoTheGod]

Artie Lang is an American hero... That should live foreva...

[@jlotballer4449]

mike got the look of Horror in his face at 6:54 looking over at dan.. Hilarious stuff right there #MYBRUDDA

[@stangable5564]

I worked at Pathmark with Mike Bocchetti in the early 90’s.

[@dmauro100]

I have SO many questions for you..

[@MrGenier]

Artie: Do you plan on getting everyone a gift? Mike: Yeah why not, its been a good yeahr Artie: Dont do that.. Mike: "why!?" How Bocchetti said "Why!?"...hilarious 03:45

[@muttville1]

I nominate the 11:50-12:50 minute piece for an Emmy!!

[@Foxbat1155]

This is the only modern show with a johnny carson atmosphere. Shoild have never been cancelled

[@d.g1663]

3:50 The best of Mike in 1 second.

[@Scandinavian88]

Mike has to be THE nicest man on earth! There is NOTHING bad about this man.

[@cflores1889]

Scandinavian88 the niceness masks an unfathomable rage, don't be fooled.

[@MrRywee123]

Scandinavian88 just his chin

[@claymationwaves]

JUST HIS COMEDY!

[@alanjudd7537]

@@cflores1889 He is entitled to Feel Rage, the Others Just take the Piss out of him, it's Not Funny. just Embarrassing,

[@chrisgodlaproductions3106]

He is over-nice, over-shy..but hes got a bad temper problem. If he gets pissed he's unable to control his emotions. He is also a sore loser. Watch the Jim and Sam show with him. He would get plenty, good roles in movies if he was just nice and didn't have that mentality. For example, if he goes to an audition and doesn't get the part, he blames everyone and everything except for himself. And he expresses his anger in a really bad way with a lot of hatred. He feels he got screwed and wishes death on people and shit. He never grew out of that childish mentality. Hes still a cry baby, mamas boy, gets all worked up and figures he needs to make up for his many flaws with anger. As if he really can fight, he'll go on and on about how hes gonna beat the shit outta someone when he knows he cant. I think maybe he feels the more "matcho" he acts will make up for being mentally ill. Like when he says what he would do if someone would break into his house. Yeah sure Mike. I been trying to like Mike for a long time. I do like him but I see what people go through with him and why he cant be around anyone but Artie.

[@JSalonsky]

Artie fucking cracks me up holy shit

[@DerekHorton]

Ritchie is still so good. He loved every minute of Mike.

[@Davidjon1946]

I liked the guy I think he was a good fit

[@josephclites6971]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at another person than I have at Mike Boschetti.

[@jaybabe7767]

God I miss artie. I am happy he is okay and doing well but damn he is one of the funniest dudes on the planet and he keeps his talent hidden. He should do a new podcast formated like this

[@mitchellhedden1978]

Is he doing well?

[@JoeSmith-hv7oe]

​@@mitchellhedden1978no one nose but Artie

[@skycorrigan6511]

​@@mitchellhedden1978I heard that he moved in with his mother in FL in order to stay clean.

[@alexdee6776]

Artie fans are delusional , he’s a proven hack

[@flatbushtommy9681]

​@alexdee6776 are u the same schizo commenting replying on all these w some irrational hate for a b list celebrity from 15 years ago. Take ur meds bud it's not that serious. "Arties a hack standup" stfu dork no one cares.

[@shellbacksclub]

"I'm sure there's alot of silence in comedy nowadays!" Thanks for layin the groundwork, Mike!👍

[@Stonehopper1067HMG]

What’s great about the show is there’s no lame ass Richard. There’s no lame ass Sal. There’s no lame ass Benji just great radio.

[@flatbushtommy9681]

Amen. But I did love richard too strangely

[@31quarters4]

Whatever they paid Mike it wasn’t enough 😂

[@flatbushtommy9681]

Glad he seems happy now w the adult swim show! He deserves it

[@Scott-ui8kr]

If direcTV puts a nick and Artie/Artie Lange show complete dvd set or digital copies id buy 2 just for the existence of the entire canon

[@steffe689]

7:18 hahahaha im dying

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

Ive fallen into a nick and Artie/ Artie Lange show rabbit hole. I missed a lot of these bits because after nick left, I got a bit salty and it didnt feel the same. But I am glad I have a chance to catch up with these little compilations.

[@noahschmartz2354]

Only Artie or maybe Stern in his prime could turn someone like Bocchetti into comedy for all without it coming across as bullying.

[@warshipsatin8764]

artie is even better at that than stern because artie is funnier

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

O and A made him shine more than those two shmucks

[@redisnotblue]

I love how Artie would be one of the best stand up comedians in the world if he just sat on stage with Bochetti and quieted down the audience after every joke.

[@alexdee6776]

Do you not realize that his entire audience was Howard’s? His standup is horrible

[@redisnotblue]

@@alexdee6776Where did you see my say otherwise, banana head?

[@flatbushtommy9681]

This playlist really is soothing to me in some psychotic way

[@pineapplepainter]

Thanks mattzane please keep em coming, their my faaiiivrete. I'm sure i've given you the majority of your views. Seen all your vids at least 5-6 times.

[@mattzane227]

Thanks, I haven't had as much time to upload due to actually being employed now but I have like 25 shows backed up on my DVR. I'm slowly making my way through them.

[@pineapplepainter]

mattzane227 Well that's three pieces of good news.

[@hyangwookan7845]

THESE WERE ARTIES BEST YEARS COMEDY. IF HE STAYED ON THIS PATH, HE WOULD HAVE, COULD HAVE CRUSHED HOWARD STERN, OR ANY COMEDY SHOW. LOVE ARTIES CAN IN THE DAN, DAN IN THE CAN VOICE.

[@SteamBoatKilly]

Agreed! I miss this show every day

[@Davidjon1946]

I wish that so bad hate stern so much ever since the day he said ill piss on my listeners when he was having a little closeted homosexual psychopath breakdown over a comment a female caller called him ugly

[@MrGenier]

THIS WAS AWESOME! keep em comin MattZane

[@texasboi2988]

3:48 yeah, it's been a good year. Love mikey

[@metalmacbeth]

matt do u have all the episodes ripped? message me if u do i really want them bad.

[@billistik666]

This episode is great😝😝😝😝

[@mbolduc]

Golden moments

[@stangable5564]

Artie has the grungy oxy voice going.

[@sterlingcooper3978]

This would be a great show to bring back...

[@43Aquaman]

fucking. hilarious. i wish THIS was the show. this, and jon shirtless.

[@43Aquaman]

you must be a genius. welcome to the 21st century.

[@43Aquaman]

ayuk! ok clem! pack 'nother wad of chaw in your brilliant piehole and drive your 4x4 off a cliff! and dont for git your huntin dog! yee haw! pew pew!

[@43Aquaman]

Opeth Jay GOD LOVES US ALL. ask Oprah.

[@dsc5085]

shirtless jon must be a show

[@clayton4917]

God bless Bocchetti

[@neil340]

"nobody paid Picasso.... right away"

[@adamblister6005]

"nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away"

[@hyangwookan7845]

IT IS POLYURETHANE LEATHER.

[@cflores1889]

That upside down ketchup bottle in the fridge is bugging me.

[@TheSands83]

Why? That’s how I put my ketchup in so I don’t have to wait for it to come out when it’s not full

[@PaulineJoseph]

Thank you for these great uploads Matt!, Big hello from Australia. We don't get the show here so I view vicariously through your uploads. :)

[@jayrobson88]

im australian and appreciate it too :) Mike Bochetti is an undiscovered gem

[@TheSands83]

Wow artie has the classic heroin voice here... it’s exactly how everyone who’s high on heroin sounds

[@warshipsatin8764]

or subutex/suboxone

[@TheSands83]

@@warshipsatin8764 nah i take it every day i never sound that way

[@warshipsatin8764]

@@TheSands83 i take it every day too, and neither do i. people who are HIGH on it do, though

[@TheSands83]

@@warshipsatin8764 but artie has a prescription and he does heroin no way it makes it sound like that. Ive never been high on either n i started out with 3 a day n it just made me feel normal

[@TheSands83]

@@warshipsatin8764 but I know what you are saying people do get high as fuck on it if they not bad users n they sound like they r high on heroin

[@coreytrevor1920]

0:23 "let the silence wash over you"

[@308bushmaster]

OMG Jon kept messing up the bit. Oooooffffffff

[@claymationwaves]

AND ARTIE WOULD GO ON TO WEAR THAT SAME JACKET EVERY DAY FOR 96 YEARS UNTIL HE GOT A NEW WHICH HE THEN WORE EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 68 YEARS!

[@ip2dotbiz745]

*crickets*

[@claymationwaves]

@@ip2dotbiz745 nobody cares what guy named luigi thinks

[@101commentary]

Artie and Mike just tweeted this :)

[@Cousineddy77]

@directv release the full episodes please we beg you

[@bcancun123]

Sound of silence 😂😂😂

[@ryanklinker]

What was Mike's first joke? I couldn't understand him xD

[@Doomreb]

i know they're messing around but artie beats up on mike a little too much. it's like its one of the things he can't drop from being on the stern show. love artie and seen all these shows and he put him down a little too much. way too close to stern's usual trashing of everyone for a bit.

[@albycoppola737]

I think they just had a bad falling out?So I heard..

[@Doomreb]

Alby Coppola Mike And Artie? or Stern and Artie? Stern's just constantly falling. Fans of the real Stern are just in disbelief.

[@albycoppola737]

we all know for years about Artie and Stern I just heard that Bocchetti and Artie had a falling out..

[@Doomreb]

Alby Coppola That sucks man. Wonder if Bochetti got tired of all the jabs. When he had this show he really did treat Mike like Howard treated everyone. Never gave Mike an inch.

[@AcidIntellects]

That's where Artie learned how to do it so well. Only thing is, Bocchetti is a hack as a comedian and is only funny when Artie makes fun of his stupidity. Nobody would know who Mike is if it wasn't for Artie.

[@fifacraft49]

Poor Artie goin down the drain here

[@crlewww30]

i love bochetti

[@Cousineddy77]

"I'm like a hippie over here with your Joe Peciness" where else on tv/radio could you find that.

[@kieranb7747]

fuck... this.... was........AWKWARD.

[@fifacraft49]

Isn’t it funny when Dan just repeats himself again and again for 5 minutes straight

[@internetexplorer1593]

Yeah, Dan is the least funny thing about the show.. John Ritchie being the second

[@destinyfet]

Netflix!

[@MeddleGere]

6:44 bahahahahah

[@patrickashurst4535]

house of cartier 🤣

[@MasterGuero]

Artie is so high you can tell by his scratchy voice.

[@PiTjlang]

Didnt he buy & present the SAME jacket in a previous bit when NICK was still there

[@joedale1696]

john Ritchie ruins bits like a chick would.

[@joedale1696]

Yasinman oh that fake ass laughing, u must be a chick.

[@crazyfool6131]

Sounds like Artie is back on dope... Voice is scratchy as hell

[@moneyhoeproductions6387]

Shocking stelves xD

[@marcusmedina1997]

Boy do I wish Jon was never apart of this show

[@larrycera1943]

Artie thinks he’s the same size as Mike. He’s probably ten percent more body fat and fifty Pounds heavier

[@johnholmes7090]

This is your brain on drugs.

[@shellbacksclub]

Artie is an enabler. Someone should've told Mike that maybe domedy isn't the best route for him! There's roots that are funnier than him!

[@TheSands83]

Then why r u watching? I love mike he cracks me up

[@Davidjon1946]

🙏 amen brother!!! Ive been saying the same thing these guys pump up his head mike you are hilarious!!! But here we are now his mom is in her 90s ,??? What does he do when she passes ??? He cant afford to live in that house or take care of himself. He still thinks he's going to get his big break in Hollywood it's fucking delusional on yusuke's keep pumping up his head saying Mike you are so hilarious going to be living in the City Mission

[@dsc5085]

it really sucks that everyone is ripping on bochetti, man

[@Dan-n-Butters]

dsc5085 it's like I'm back in high school watching bullies harass the retarded kid,,it's like you laugh, because it's uncomfortable and you can't do anything about it

[@johnlee538]

Artie was the best at imitating and making fun of the wack pack...when he turned on his actual peers and became nasty to all of them is when his career ended