Artosis meets his salt-equal

Artosis' Starcraft: Broodwar Moments & Clips Playlist:
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Artosis is an awesome dude and you should check out his twitch stream where he mostly plays brood war (Starcraft: Remastered) but occasionally dunks in other games too:
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[@7218234]

arty's face when he writes "lmaooo" is exactly how i imagine everyone looks like when writing it

[@joshuawall2590]

lmaooo 🗿

[@Dziaji]

well done

[@danm2084]

Ya lmao used to mean you thought something was hilarious. Now it's used in ways where you're like what's so funny? The fuck is this guy laughing his ass off about?

[@diocletian607]

Everybodys seen someone write it with a deadpan face lol

[@deedoubleyou915]

@@joshuawall2590 What do we can I have to go back and get back from Samsung when I'm working in a few weeks now still in need to work with the housing team to help you to help you to help me with my current role as to whether or a suitable position for a candidate for this position in your esteemed firm as my client based on my first experience with my current employer in a similar organisation in a similar way in which is a legal point in which he will not be able for his own and to the level he will not be allowed for his work until he has done his first visit and the housing office has said he is away and I have to ask him for a deposit to be paid in full before I can suck the payment to you can I have the resources for my new tech work on O2 as well please let us is there any correspondence that we have to ask you for our permission 😉 👍 😀 😊 😄 😜

[@llJiggyFlyll]

An angry middle-aged man vs what I suspect is a no-english Korean who is spouting off every half-remembered poorly translated insult they remember from grade school. For anyone younger out there, this is peak late 90s Starcraft.

[@user-oe1mk8wr7d]

I agree

[@WisecrackJax]

His opponent was probably like 14 years old and RT immediately stooped to his level. Hilarious.

[@Broformist]

@Renzo Alarcón I was in SC II Discord group where there were some 12-14 year old peeps, and they were even doing some Broodwar. It was me, a decrepit 38 year old man, who couldn't be arsed to deal with those controls from hell now.

[@radscorpion8]

@Renzo Alarcón a bitter old man making your mom jokes? That's pretty funny XD

[@radscorpion8]

@@Broformistdid you yell at them about what things were like when you were a boy

[@WisecrackJax]

@Renzo Alarcón old men teaching their children proper games

[@Themuffinwind]

@@radscorpion8 thats totally what I would do.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

The Mario Smut memes are really grinding Arty's sanity into paste and i'm all for it.

[@dimitaraleksandrov6381]

'You have no future' is a good one, will add this to my online communication repertoire.

[@invader2867]

I swear Artosis gets these 2014 type of trolls way too much.

[@Withrock28]

Love that he complains about people using alt accounts when he's about to switch to an alt account. He's so fucking delusional

[@jessiebyrne3323]

There's a big difference between playing on barcodes and playing on named accounts.

[@christtel1484]

No, barcode or not artosis will always have problrms because he is somewhat famous. Oh and btw artosis has had barcode accounts aswell.

[@markpayton3895]

He's a smurf who complains when he is matched with another smurf.

[@lexwayfarer5771]

not every day i can spectate arty lose to a peruvian gamer in both trashtalk and broodwar at the same time

[@Chrisbajs]

- He has multiple accounts!!! - I have to switch account.

[@alexfriedman2047]

LOL the mario erotica is so fuking hilarious Im almost crying it's so funny.

[@GiveUpTheD]

RESTORATION is an arcane knowledge for this guy

[@scatterthewinds3126]

has arty ever beaten a zerg that's teched up to plague/dark swarm?

[@honestabe9233]

Lol

[@oldscoolest]

A few times, usually when he starts making some firebat bunkers.

[@benjaminjoshua]

I am jealous of anyone who watched this live.. hilarious.

[@d4n13lr0x]

LOL the trashtalking o my god is so good, takes me back

[@Luisin88]

wow that felt like the year 2000 again.

[@Jumbuck1151]

Never seen this dude before but this match reminds me of the old days

[@robertmurphy6992]

It honestly feels like every time RT talks sh1t to someone he’s really low key talking to himself.

[@joshuaheathcote2116]

This is AAA entertainment for sure.

[@ddkl36021]

What a fucking chad. Modern day Shakespeare.

[@Supergoon1989]

I was laughing so hard, this really brightened up my morning! XD

[@paxconsciente3352]

This was the funniest shit ive ever seen on artosis stream

[@assault410]

at last, a worthy opponent

[@markmuller7962]

Cleaver hit: "Your parents are disappointed of you" Next ask: "How's your job going?" And next: "How many girlfriends did you have? Maybe zero?"

[@upsidedownsundae4763]

You forgot to say GG Arty!

[@FANOFWAR34]

did… artosis get a 3rd base…? what in the hell is going on here

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

He never does.

[@coco-ro9pb]

that's how you know he really *really* wanted that w

[@realdomdom]

The thought police didn't get to him... yet.

[@avanhokie]

Artosis weird fixation on other peoples parents being disappointed feels like projection with how often its his go to insult. He is probably talking to a 30-40 year old 9-5 guy who plays BW when he goes home.

[@SwatyChopsuey]

BRO THIS STREAM WAS FUNNY AS FUCK #justiceforjaxangler

[@devonflowers9753]

When are you going to post full length games again? I’m not getting my daily recommended dose of sodium chloride

[@StrudelerOfTheTSociety]

Waiter, look at this, the salt is twice what it should be!

[@AmirHa]

he's such a child

[@felipediazflores1151]

Man, those mario erotica lmao

[@radscorpion8]

honestly arty should be ashamed of how he interacts with people online. He's like a 14 year old. But he's 40. Is he still going to be doing this when he's 80 years old (probably)

[@dungeonmaster6292]

His children will see their dad acting like this and spreading his cheeks for $3 at a time

[@laplusdemon8998]

diehard subs will just retort to you how he's only playing a persona to fish out donations, and how that already invalidates every other criticism you have of him.

[@f1shze4lot]

It's the internet. Who gives a shit

[@aviewer8428]

That's why I don't agree with people assuming if someone shittalks they're a kid, I think people of all ages can do this.

[@gregjones8336]

"I am going to have to jump on my S account" is RT's equivalent of LTG's "play me on my platinum account." It changes nothing in how they play. It just means that they managed to fumble their way to a higher tier than they deserve.

[@sinxoveretothex]

I can't believe how ridiculous it is that the same unit has dark swarm AND plague. Why does lock-on work only on mech but plague is aoe and works on bio AND mech? Game balance was wild back then

[@vverbov22]

This is peak artosis. The mario porn shitpost accompanied by shitting with the opponent in chat. Most streamers just ignore and don't trashtalk which makes it so much less funny

[@yoloswaggins1579]

Wtf is this, I always thought artosis was a grown up professional? This honestly disturbs me.

[@pavilion64x32]

Ya imagine thinking that arty is a chill grown dude u liked his casting and humor then run into these clips to see his other dark personality. Kinda a slapp to the face. What a f*** psyco this dude is

[@4lc0h0l]

Funny because without dark swarm/plague you can see Zerg units evaporate… (it clearly isn’t a balanced fight) Of course Zerg needs them otherwise it would be too easy for terran to win

[@jagian]

What a masochistic guy...

[@liukang85]

thumbs up before having finished watching

[@MoonyD911]

Arty surprisingly almost had that game.

[@andrefilipe9080]

This trashtalk was totally produced by an AI. There is no way a person writes like this LOL

[@DavidFlrczk]

"lmfaoooo"

[@trex8956]

This man is nearly 40.

[@lazlo686]

So? He does this for money and gets views from people like you.

[@baileyayyy5085]

for a brood war player every matchup is a bad matchup

[@blueberrymuffintime1375]

poor arty

[@leevieira5083]

Other salty guy probably in his 30s or 40s too. 😆

[@fridrik6211]

haha, true

[@bobbybkh1471]

Artosis mouse clicking to build up his APM. K. Why?

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

3 expand though

[@LorenzKamo]

I thought he was going to win that game to be honest

[@kurosumomo]

Did you? Did you really?

[@Cayden1988]

I've watched hundreds of Artosis clips here, despite how angry he gets and he bad mouths people mostly after the game, I felt bad for poor Arty. I was hoping he would of won this game and put that guy in his place with that attitude. But then again you reap what you sow with...

[@TheGoonsies]

When both say the person on the other side is just some 12 year old.

[@Stranzua]

And ahcockahpoopoo to you too

[@raphaelantoine7331]

Can we get the full mario story it's hilarious 😂 3:14

[@compliantpleb4712]

Noo!!! STOP! STOOPPP!!

[@EstParum]

Idra??

[@JohnDobak]

That was disquieting to watch.

[@Dziaji]

Why not just stop the all-in and then counter and win?

[@JuanManuel-ec9ul]

Stoppppppppppppp !

[@brianbleakley4679]

please for the love of god cast restoration on your BCs

[@Kingslayer-gr2gw]

You're a decent starcraft player you would be great to watch i wish there was away you could take out tts just loosers wanting attention,

[@whitneysmiltank]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@arjunratnadev]

I agree with arty why do people still play this

[@alexxx4434]

your mom

[@diocletian607]

Gottem

[@bobbybkh1471]

Why does he play this game if he hates it so damn much. 🙄🙄🙄

[@LordLemoncake]

Shittalking is a privilige of the people who can actually win games. Arty is not worthy.

[@lazlo686]

Shit talking is for people that have never been stabbed.

[@otelloreichmann6576]

"Never play this game, SC2 players." He says to people playing an infinitely more imbalanced game, which he chooses not to play in favor of it's dead 24 year old predecessor.

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

Well, he's right. When it comes to Multiplayer I'd never chose to play SC1 over SC2. SC2 gameplay is better.

[@sg-hunter]

cornertosis dominated again by better players and by mario erotica

[@sgtxizxback5234]

Kinda weird dude goes from a professional scene and letting some Degen playing starcraft bother him..