AsAc_anchor chain_Company.flv

[@sixstringlove8242]

I bought a DRO system from China for my mill. The manual that came with it was so hilarious. If they wanted to say something like "turn off the power in case of power surge" it would say "When the bad electrical storm comes, remove the device that you so graciously bought from us and jerk hard to get from hole in wall" The ENTIRE manual read like that. I passed it around the shop and we all got a good laugh.

[@TempoDrift1480]

Yuuuuuuuuup. I know exactly what you are saying. Shits ridiculas.

[@markc3085]

It's almost as if he's trying to communicate with us!

[@greasyharold2653]

1:30 turn on captions 'will reach ass to meet your needs abusers'

[@MitchDonovan]

+Greasy Harold Its got super bitch

[@greasyharold2653]

***** loooool

[@Oakleaf700]

+Dennis Bloodnock 7:18 ''The global anchor chair industry and shared the sex acts''

[@epistte]

+Oakleaf700 Reading the captions is more fun than MST3000K.

[@Oakleaf700]

epistte What is MST3000K? :)

[@naru9177]

I bet they think it's native level accent.

[@themiddleman009]

It's like the uncanny valley of accents.

[@dabadeedabadie001]

This is the most amazing accent in the wooiireld

[@-ShootTheGlass-]

Heheheh, it is bloody weird that's for sure.

[@kylehagerty9771]

This video had me anchored to my chair. I only have one life to live, and I spent it watching this video.

[@StreuB1]

7:18 "Share the sex acts" LMFAO!!!! Turn on closed captions and watch this. WOW!!! LOL

[@TheRealAndyR]

Thanks for posting this, I feel I know a lot more about a shoe store prooducts now.

[@soxxpuppet]

The Best Voice/Accent EVARRRRR! 7:01 "Aroung the Werllllllllld"

[@mcarra4072]

I want a Saudi Turtle Computer too :( 1:56

[@LittleJohnaton]

@@mcarra4072 hahahahaha

[@gus431]

My mother is from Brazil and I asked her to listen to this. She said that this is pretty much what some Americans sound like to her. Not so much the strange accent, but the pattern and rhythm used. She thought it was a robot imitating a person speak.

[@MylifeasKLMX]

This proves i will watch anything

[@mrbill188]

pissed my pants!!!!

[@tempjohn1111]

I am slightly worried that I understood the voice-over. On EDIT: A very good video even with the challenging VO, effective in communicating engineering and manufacturing capabilities and quality concerns.

[@chrisyboy666]

That's the worse voice over I've ever heard how did this ever get out of the production and editing room madness

[@chrisyboy666]

You can understand about 1 word in every 5 it's like a game working out what they are talking about or I'm I just high

[@radadadadee]

+Chris Murray you mean 'prooduction'

[@keltthomas6087]

+Chris Murray it was probably produed where noone can speak english evan the editing room haha

[@Oakleaf700]

+kelt thomas It must be difficult....the caption about ''shared the sex acts'' was juuuuust unreal. But would native english speakers do well when translating Chinese? ....a definite need for good interpreters when overdubbing these films.

[@nuclearbum9858]

+Chris Murray i know i had to mute this dude...killin me

[@shinlanten]

Was it too expensive to hire someone who speaks English???

[@lexturner2365]

Not someone who speaks Engrish. The narrator should be a native English speaker.

[@tythagoras5787]

This sounds like machine translation followed by text to speech software. It wasn't just too expensive to hire an English speaker, but anyone at all. I won't be buying any more of their anchor chains or mooring chains. I purchased 0 anchor and mooring chains last year and I'm on track to triple that by the end of this year. They lost me as a customer, and with numbers like that, they'll notice it on their bottom line. I'm so bored that I'm watching videos about anchor chain. FML.

[@dshmechanic]

Tyth...I was having a bad day, and then I read your comment. I had the heartiest chuckle I've had in weeks...and for that, I thank you! :)

[@jameschalfant7567]

Tythagoras im dying laughing .

[@Grimmsha72]

They did but used a speech blocker on him apparently.

[@DeadlyRabbit]

Clicked "like" because of the subtitles.

[@firstnamelastname7143]

wonder if anchor and mooring chan any relation to charlie and jackie

[@dearjonboy]

is there an English narrative version ?

[@schlaznger8049]

How are chain links this big welded together?

[@TheInboil]

what language is this?

[@albertfriday8933]

Great story! I'm sure you are quite proud!

[@gundrillerman4810]

Wtf did I just listen to!? Am I high? I think I kind of understood it tho.. I dunno.. Wtf is going on!?

[@YouTubestopsharingmyrealname]

I do respect the level of effort they went through on the voice over. Not quite there, but it was a good effort. I could understand it at any rate.

[@BixbyConsequence]

+Casey Hagist To be fair the fellow does seem English-literate. But the accent is so heavy it's difficult for a native English-speaker to cut through and sounds humorous to us. I'm sure his colleagues consider him to be the guy who speaks English really well. Way better than my Chinese, at any rate.

[@lekoman]

So, wait... is this a Chinese guy trying to do an American accent? This must be what they think we sound like...

[@PlanetBloopy]

I think he learnt English from watching Sylvester Stallone films.

[@SickPrid3]

LMAO! quote from subtitles "...you have died i'm sure who go white couch arm.."

[@ChristianTreber]

Is that a computer voice? Amiga?

[@FlyToChina0071]

What kind of language is that??? I hear a few words in English, but the rest I don't understand (English is not my mother tongue, but I speak / understand it fairly well...)

[@daleolson3506]

Is this available in English?

[@JohnKirkwoodProFoodHomemade]

This video is great, if you turn OFF the sound.

[@SirDeanosity]

Not like its visible through my tears of laughter at the accent.

[@beardo52]

They should be good at chain making, their people have been in chains for Centuries.

[@skillage18]

thats a good one XD

[@SirDeanosity]

***** Best joke in the Werllllllllld.

[@beardo52]

My comment stands. Your refusal to believe it does not make it untrue. Visited Siberia lately?

[@beardo52]

Драги Мелод You may believe what you like, but do read up on the History of Communism, you will find lots of murder, and enslavement of the people in it. I truly doubt that many people were eager to go off to Siberia, and even today some of Russia's worst Prisons are located there. Go arrange some blocks

[@beardo52]

Драги Мелод The term "Chains" is figurative, no need for chains when a thousand miles of frozen tundra will keep the dissidents, and criminals from escaping. You'll figure it out.

[@Creabsley]

What language was that

[@hatchedn42]

is that MR MAGOO narrating ? this the funniest video in a long time.....aaaaahahaha

[@josewermers2763]

Turn on captions for the love of god hahahahaha omg haha

[@cheekykent]

where does one get saudi turtle computer management?

[@ryanmiller84]

is that a mac voice?

[@revettedog]

what is he saying at 1:13?

[@BixbyConsequence]

+isaac r "twenty-five heat-treatment production lines..."

[@Steve_Larson]

Turn on subtitles. It's hilarious.

[@ss-wh3sx]

this something you watch on your first day at work...

[@nuclearcasserole]

I always wondered what ever happened to max headroom.

[@Krimhful]

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[@akiwayneukonmaanahoa1590]

Good job guys. Good job

[@southside2480]

Is this in Engrish ?

[@garydunken7934]

I think it's Chinglish. eg. chain is pronounced as 'chan'

[@davidenespana]

Turn on 'Subtitles/Closed Captions' for the funniest comedy show on KZbin. E.g. 5:39 - "You have died I'm sure who go white couch arm" 6:56 - '"so you're cool please a she-male with patience covering Kercher" ...and many, many more. Marvelous.

[@davidenespana]

+davidenespana The wonder of it is that they got all the way to releasing the vid with such a strangulated incomprehensible American Chinglish voice over. Did nobody in the production company think to run it past a native English speaker? This definitely points up some interesting cultural differences but I'm not sure what. Best inadvertent comedy I've seen for a long time.

[@dannyoktim9628]

what did he say?

[@Buck0338]

+Danny Oktim He say, preese by hour chan. lol

[@deltaweldman]

2000 employee's and they couldn't scratch up a better voice over ? or are they just on the good drugs.

[@imranzaib2814]

Nice

[@TomsChevelle]

LOL!!! COMPUTER ENGRISH!!!

[@SL2K2000]

+Toms Chevelle rofl

[@777fuzzypeach]

+Toms Chevelle You. Buy. Our. Chain. Good. OK?

[@epistte]

+Toms Chevelle I m I the only one who can imagine MTS3K doing parody of this video?

[@TomsChevelle]

+777fuzzypeach You use to chain your bicycle yes?

[@nuckelheddjones6502]

+epistte *MST3K

[@HighrockTendales]

That voice over is unbelievable. I can barely understand a word and I am native English and have worked in China. It is an embarrassment to the company.

[@jonhare392]

Highrock Tendales Bwahaha! I'm dying here listening to this and reading the captions.

[@zenupmo1593]

I'm totarry frabelgasted by your plonounciation....

[@desktorp]

Established in 1981 after an American chain manufacturer was regulated out of existence and its equipment mysteriously found its way to Jingjiang, China. _Progress!_

[@ctempleton3]

Ah?? your video would be much better if you redid the voice over with a native English copyrighter and voice over artist.

[@ypaulbrown]

me thinks this is a computer generated voice....

[@musicalether2958]

It's trey parker with a voice modulator talking in the "dey tooker joorb" voice.

[@Oakleaf700]

5:37 ''captions'' : ''you have died I'm sure who go white couch arm''........truly.

[@DTronicsUK]

Turn on auto generated subtitles.

[@alexandrecosta8024]

VERY VERY NICE CHAIN

[@Necronaut]

I cannot understand the narrator, I wish I could though :[

[@mayhemmike1789]

it takes the best of cutting edge technology just to make some fuckin chain?

[@jackoneill8585]

thats the chinese they think they all are invincible they boast alot watch a kung foo movie they think they are the centers of the universe

[@sng0174]

7:12 to develop into the global anchor chair industry and share the sex acts

[@buttonmashersupreme]

"PD's tapas district management sister as well as implementation into super bitch."

[@rosewhite---]

4:53 shows that despite all the high tech equipment a big hammer will tell if a ring is solid or cracked.

[@mud5377]

Percussive maintenance will never go out of style!

[@johnhanna9413]

JESUS! Hire a voice over artist that can SPEAK ENGLISH!! This is incredible!

[@lexturner2365]

WTH was he sayring? Rwhat was jthat?

[@traviskoett]

the swedish chef narates videos now?

[@kcotney36]

I want to say that the narrator is not human. It sounds so electronic.

[@scooboy]

turn on subtitles , you will die laughing!!!

[@murfad]

1:17 a very young shigeru miyamoto :D

[@RaggTopp]

These must be the same guys who made the Retro Encabulator....

[@LybioNews]

Can someone transcribe this?

[@anonov1]

I tink he hab a told . Productulize ? Plasmuichase ? Morieenanchour ? Upshirt?

[@Mekazas]

Best chans in the werold!

[@vooyas.mp4]

What the fuck did he say at 1:12

[@kaylor87]

Took me a while to realize he was speaking english... Pretty insane video though.

[@MrShobar]

Charpy V-notch test at 4:15

[@SirDeanosity]

Subtitles spell chains as chance.

[@samaapje1]

Soo this is where 2chain buys his chains :P

[@simontesla7032]

Also please get the employees a dental plan, clearly the executive staff needs it too, what is up with those snappers

[@ramairgto72]

"PD's tapas district management sister as well as implementation into super bitch" You have to turn the captions on...

[@TheEschwank02]

subtitles plz

[@Joehatrix]

People here bashing on the poor narrator which clearly was doing his best to sound American. My question is how much does a single link of these weight? And is it possible to buy them separately?

[@ripplecutbuddha]

The funniest thing in the world is to turn on the CC for this video, then put it at half speed.

[@BixbyConsequence]

Please Lucia man, please!

[@MrFiddleedee]

is this real life?8

[@byrysh]

7:18 global anchor chair industry and shared the sex acts.... YT CC FTW!

[@Oakleaf700]

+byrysh Yes...I saw that.. and commented above! didn't realise you too had commented ;)

[@-ShootTheGlass-]

Funniest thing I have seen in a while on KZbin...lol

[@Oakleaf700]

Michael H Yes...the subtitles are great. There is a vid on mattresses [memory foam] that says ''boy penis''. I nearly exploded with laughter. Was researching wether to buy a memory foam mattress, or hemp and wool. Went for hemp and wool. No boy penises contained within. :)

[@armandoaldana8543]

AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!

[@bradzee9947]

Ummmm, can anybody understand this guy?? Yes, the sub titles are hilarious!! Is this a robot synth. voice?? ,,,spike...

[@guyparris4871]

A company with sales in the millions of dollars and yet they choose this person to narrate?

[@johnsonian99]

I didnt know anchors had chairs

[@abrahamcodpiece694]

This voice-over was done by Professor Stanley Unwin's Chinese cousin.

[@Oakleaf700]

NO! 7:18 ''the global anchor chair industry and shared the sex acts''......

[@koenigseggccx4143]

0:55 "gingang and then we maerch on"

[@Toolman22364]

He looka lika man.

[@dshmechanic]

LMAO!!!

[@wizardofnos]

Sounds like an Asian Microsoft Mike !

[@-ShootTheGlass-]

Sweet JHC...that was painful!!

[@jacklambert1521]

Wenchinchen gwe hwuglen wuhu

[@deyuanmarine]

anchor chains and offshore mooring chains

[@6988kid]

Encorechans are best chans

[@futten3230]

no one puts that much work into makin a damn chain and why the feck pull out the vernier calipers to measure the chain links when the chain is already assembled

[@buttonmashersupreme]

"So you're cool, please a she-male with patience covering Kercher."

[@antongyrt4814]

Так вот где вся наша сталь)

[@bent540]

nice engrish

[@oquendo0021]

close caption the video like even KZbin's auto generated cc hers what I hear lol.