Who else keeps coming back to Ashen's classics every now and then. It's one of the rare type of content I don't mind rewatching over and over again without feeling guilty
@ragekinhijikata13443 жыл бұрын
All Ashens' videos are rewatchable
@MedievalFolkDance2 жыл бұрын
I use the food ones as mental prep before going to dinner parties. Whatever crap they serve up, it can never be as bad as some of Stuarts snacks.
@ZombryaTheDark2 жыл бұрын
I've been doing this since 2016. So yeah its been a tradition for a while
@alt6662 жыл бұрын
always good to binge the old asshens videos
@TerminalllyChill2 жыл бұрын
Why tf would you feel guilty anyway?
@TheManThatCan10024 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a Chinese delicacy at 2:30 am 7 years later.
@bentramer6824 жыл бұрын
I certainly get that
@zacharywaterman8624 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah, I always come back to the food specials every now and again!
@bigb0ss2824 жыл бұрын
I'm subscribed to him since 2010. This is from 2012... Recommended in mid 2020... A BIT LATE, KZbin, BUT THANKS ANYWAY! Craep, geezz...
@geki53454 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@wulfpv4 жыл бұрын
Bored out me mind... 1:55am here! I just love re watching Ashens!!!
@JustinWillisDevil240Z2 жыл бұрын
This channel may be the most evergreen channel in all of youtube. A video from 8 years ago or any time is basically indistinguishable from a video made today.
@pprudencio19662 жыл бұрын
If Ashens decided to get lazy one day and have no regard for his content he could totally remove a bunch of his old videos and reupload them one by one and I doubt many people would notice
@primmslimm7185 Жыл бұрын
@@pprudencio1966 I would but only because I rewatch old ones a lot lol
@syok1107 Жыл бұрын
@@pprudencio1966 I mean that's a very nice compliment and all but let's not give anyone any ideas here, shall we?
@sonarinfection10 ай бұрын
@@pprudencio1966you can tell the difference between the old camera, at least in this video the colors look a bit brighter than usual
@samholdsworth4209 ай бұрын
Camera and audio quality is better now
@PhoenixFireZero7 жыл бұрын
It's gonna sound weird, but I often take my meals while watching these videos. Makes me feel a touch better about the drek I eat.
@cg565786 жыл бұрын
xD
@wolfyboy6 жыл бұрын
i eat GOOD food, while watching this... it makes me feel EVEN more grateful! XD
@ronancurtis26166 жыл бұрын
Dude I literally do the same thing you seriously don't know how happy it makes me to see other people do it 😭
@cfothough5 жыл бұрын
Late but I do the exact same thing
@jesuswasasausage92625 жыл бұрын
Take? Do you inject your meals?
@warmen1233219 жыл бұрын
When he said "Be back after this..." I don't think Ive ever heard such genuine horror in someones voice
@x-LINX-x9 ай бұрын
i'd like ur comment but it's the number of pie
@willman8317 жыл бұрын
Ashens bites egg "I'll be back after this" KZbin cuts to a Listerine ad🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ChlorideCull5 жыл бұрын
2 years later I get an ad for an app that lets you instantly talk with a doctor.
@brendalees104 жыл бұрын
I got a Taco Bell ad. I guess it could get the taste out of your mouth?
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX4 жыл бұрын
@@brendalees10 You, Sebastian and Willman are SO damn lucky! I just got a Truth ad about opioid dependency.
@stawfiq54 жыл бұрын
Got a gay ad
@squigglestherecluse99144 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for dog food.
@88HEATHENWOLF4 жыл бұрын
I'm checking in 8 years later to tell you I still can't eat a boiled egg without thinking about this video.
@bing_septic_the_noodle_413 жыл бұрын
Here to remind ya its been 10 months- how's the "cant eat boiled eggs without thinking bout this video" goin for you? Lol
@harleyjune3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@tumbles83503 жыл бұрын
The whole "eating a chickens period" thing puts me off before I start thinking too much about it
@GreenerTrees2 жыл бұрын
1 year later to check in with that
@obscure.reference4 ай бұрын
@@tumbles8350 really inaccurate, reproductive systems in birds are not at all analogous to those in people. even if it were, the analogy would be to a miscarriage, not a period.
@AnUnearthlyGay4 жыл бұрын
"Which part of the egg do you prefer? The yellow or the white?" ""The grey."
@Becka_Harper4 жыл бұрын
Logan Wilton am I the only one who thinks that these regional “delicacies” were created to make fools of non-locals? Because I’ve tried most of the horrible ones and the disappointment on the givers face when I end up loving them...
@ReallyRedPanda3 жыл бұрын
@@Becka_Harper Right? Clues you in on their thinking - 'Shit, even *we* don't like this tripe, how can you?!'
@gaminggrunt63403 жыл бұрын
I prefer the black bits, thank you very much.
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
@@ReallyRedPanda Hell, the same thing applies to tripe. I knew exactly one person who liked tripe and he grew during WW2.
@howeyyadoing90703 жыл бұрын
I like the blue meself
@fuegosonic9310 жыл бұрын
apparently thousand-year eggs are supposed to be tasty, but ashens just had the bad luck to get LITERALLY a thousand-year egg.
@BobJoeman10 жыл бұрын
They're actually okay, especially when eaten with rice porridge.
@xxnooneimportantxx801710 жыл бұрын
I hear they're the saltiest things ever and supposed to be used in soups or broths, or just slightly added to a generally bland dish... Maybe it's an acquired taste, maybe he doesn't like things that are too salty... I honestly don't have the guts to even try something that rotten though, so I can't say from experience...
@BobJoeman10 жыл бұрын
xXNoOneImportantXx No, you're thinking of a salted duck egg, and yeah, those are really salty. But thousand year eggs are more fermented and brined.
@eveashe90910 жыл бұрын
it's real name is a century egg
@eveashe90910 жыл бұрын
but its the same
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Ashen takes this video with him whenever he goes to therapy. It'd save time if anyone asks him where his crippling fear of eggs came from.
@rambies15169 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika I swear I saw you on a cs188 video, or a NerdCubed video. I can't think which one, I've been watching a lot of each recently.
@spoonman62569 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika Do you comment on every Ashens video??
@spoonman62569 жыл бұрын
***** I know. I watch them
@SageOwl9 жыл бұрын
epic liampaul Then you have watched his Ashens YTPs. Obviously he is a fan.
@spoonman62569 жыл бұрын
Dr. Steve Brule I'M AWARE. But I'm a fan, and i don't always comment. I'm not saying he shouldn't comment alot, I just found it strange
@KertaDrake3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it amazing how "delicacy" has almost universally become synonymous with "things that should not be eaten under any circumstance"?
@notgray883 жыл бұрын
None of these are "delicacies" They're all extremely cheap in fact.
@queenbiscuit3112 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that delicacy that is a fish with an organ so deadly that if the chef makes fails to remove the slightest part of it you die painfully. And people ate it in droves
@peterclarke72402 жыл бұрын
Delicacies are thing fed to gullible foreigners for lols. Ashens basically worked out how to monetize the process. 😂
@KertaDrake2 жыл бұрын
@@peterclarke7240 Monetizing the process without owning a restaurant, even!
@masonasaro21182 жыл бұрын
@@queenbiscuit311 you mean fugu? that’s just a pufferfish you know…
@zeitgeistofficial81666 жыл бұрын
"...oh..." And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the most British reaction to eating something truly horror-show
@raygiordano10458 жыл бұрын
Your grocery bill must be close to zero, but your mouthwash and Ipecac bills must be out of sight. I bet when you go to the doctor's office, they just immediately go for the stomach pump as soon as they see you coming.
@IanC146 жыл бұрын
Ray Giordano "Stuart Ashen has an appointment today, better get the pump ready"
@tealeaf77814 жыл бұрын
Ray Giordano “oh, it’s the Ashens man again” *flips stomach pump switch*
@The.throngler3 жыл бұрын
A what pump?
@raygiordano10453 жыл бұрын
@@The.throngler it's a medical device that is used to remove stomach contents without causing vomiting. Handy for unconscious patients and/or dealing with poisons that will further damage the esophagus if vomited.
@dr.pepper98933 жыл бұрын
The receptionist in the NHS hospital looks through binoculars sees ashens arriving and The receptionist goes, "Ah shit, here we go again", and immediately reaches for the stomach pump
@trustworthysquirrel77408 жыл бұрын
Do you ever eat something so bad that you just turn into Santa?
@rearealovesyuu8 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@omegafoxie77078 жыл бұрын
+Moodleschang As this video clearly shows.... YES he does.
@JackAldred8 жыл бұрын
+Moodleschang I literally read this is he started 'ho-ho-hoing' ...
@igotbannedk8 жыл бұрын
+Moodleschang WHAT THE HELL
@U2SaxFan8 жыл бұрын
2:40
@commanderdeckard30036 жыл бұрын
I knew a man who ate a century egg once. He ran off into the woods to throw it up and was never seen again. Rumour has it his body is completely intact because no creature or microbe was brave enough to eat bis body and risk a taste of the egg.
@dj_sp3rmcount4 жыл бұрын
Best. Comment. Ever
@nasanodia7364 жыл бұрын
actually, that story is about a Hot Dog dug up under a 60yr layer of landfill... Newspapers found near it gave its burial era and it- Like All Hot Dogs- was completely intact from the levels of preservatives in it halted all decomposition.
@ticklemyjohn4 жыл бұрын
@@dj_sp3rmcount agreed
@benayers86223 жыл бұрын
I belive this.. i was exposed to an egg and there was a 3 day.. incident... of runs and vom Eggy runs and vom and i belive no lion or bear would have dared to eat me that does sound right
@HaydenLau.2 жыл бұрын
Century eggs are really tasty in congee. If they're not expired.
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld8 жыл бұрын
Paper Ashens and the Hundred Year Egg.
@josephlauletta34198 жыл бұрын
you get my internet points for referencing one of the best games ever :D
@josephlauletta34198 жыл бұрын
what has lead you to that conclusion?
@SSBBPOKEFAN8 жыл бұрын
We need a TTYD mod for this. NOW!!!!
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld7 жыл бұрын
+Hooded Roxas You got a Crystal Egg!
@SSBBPOKEFAN7 жыл бұрын
WildKatGirl END OF CHAPTER!!!!!!!
@Ghost_Of_SAS10 жыл бұрын
The mystery concerning why those eggs smell of wet dog has finally been solved: they are in fact dog eggs.
@teenwulf1210 жыл бұрын
Hey, if it's Minecraft, that's pretty much possible. xD
@ADxTygon10 жыл бұрын
Sam Skubecz Except nobody cares about Minecraft on an Ashens video about rotten fucking eggs.
@teenwulf1210 жыл бұрын
Except for I was just making a comment and there's no reason to be rude, so I'm not going to be rude. You have an opinion, but unless anyone backs you up I can't say it affects me.
@darkstar1987lx10 жыл бұрын
Sam Skubecz I back you up! ADxTygon loses 500hp.
@Evaille10 жыл бұрын
ADxTygon I bet you're fun at parties.
@dolphin43389 жыл бұрын
What came first, the chicken or the egg? I'm thinking THAT egg came first.
@TheOrnt9 жыл бұрын
Dolphinbro ikr, it must be the first egg ever.
@arcuz9 жыл бұрын
im thinking those were virgin boy eggs or "tong zi dan" don't look it up
@tronic9259 жыл бұрын
ThatXoneXguy *sighs*
@chazhinkley66029 жыл бұрын
Depends what you mean. Do you mean a egg that a chicken came out of, that would mean the egg came first. But if you mean an egg laid by a chicken then it was the chicken that came first. Evolution bitches.
@Abyssal869 жыл бұрын
Dolphin Dinosaurs eggs, before chickens were even a thing.
@riverandquiver9098 жыл бұрын
When he opens the white egg: "uhg, uuueeeeehhhhh, do not want!!" Then when he opens the hundred million year egg: "HOLY SHIT!!!"
@johndanielkeegan1729Ай бұрын
I love how robotically he says do not want but we all know this dude is gonna eat it
@smooshk9wolf7 ай бұрын
It's 2024 and here i am coming back watching ashens old videos again because his channel is a comfort channel for me
@MegaAstroFan187 ай бұрын
Right?
@Jaybird1967 ай бұрын
Same. Stuarts food reviews please me :) .
@scoman918 жыл бұрын
Yeah, those eggs weren't preserved right. Real century eggs have a more gooey interior, not that chunky stuff you had in yours. These were probably knock-offs for sale to tourists. Real century eggs actually have patterns on the surface that look like pine needles and smell like horse piss. Yeah, still not very appetizing, I know, but at least now you can tell the real deal from a cheap knock off.
@Rakinjo28 жыл бұрын
On to tourists?! I hear it's bad for the tourist industry to kill your visitors. o.O
@dokankuun64708 жыл бұрын
Are real century eggs shittier than the fake century egg Stewart tried?
@scoman918 жыл бұрын
Dokan Kuun Apparently they taste alright. Kind of like salty eggs. I've never had one but they apparently aren't that bad. They do smell terrible though but that's only supposed to be the shell.
@dokankuun64708 жыл бұрын
+scoman91 Oh, interesting.
@Rakinjo28 жыл бұрын
This sort of thing just kind of strikes me as one of those.. "But why, though?" moments. I mean, there's just no reason to produce nor eat these. There's no benefit to it. It's like the Swedish "Fermented Fish"-thing.
@DynamicDurge8 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian and I know a rotten fucking egg when I see one. God bless your soul Ashens
@biggusballuz54058 жыл бұрын
+DynamicDurge Or how about you actually use your brain and google it up? You can easily find out that it's preserved, not rotten.
@DynamicDurge8 жыл бұрын
+Qin ShiHuang 秦始皇 Please stop trying to justify a poorly made delicacy. If someone calls TV dinners disgusting, I'm not going to defend that piece of shit. Similarly, you shouldn't be justifying this sad excuse for a pickled egg.
@biggusballuz54058 жыл бұрын
DynamicDurge I am not justifying anything, there's no need for me to justify anything, I am just here to correct your ignorance views and lies. i am also here to tell you that 20% of the world, aka Chinese, doesn't give a fuck about what white people thinks about this egg. I honestly hated this when I was young, but now I know how to enjoy it, because I am eating it in the right way now. I still hate the taste of this egg if I were to eat it alone without other condiments, but that's simply not the way to eat it. In fact since you are calling this a "delicacy", I really wonder how Asian are you. If you are truly "Asian", or specifically Chinese, you would never call this a delicacy because it simply is just a common ingredient. It is not an expensive ingredient, nor is it highly sought after, it's just everywhere as a common ingredient. Finally, I want to see how are you gonna justify cheese, which is pungent, ass tasting, vomit smelling, rotten milk. And if you are Sardinian, you would even have maggot vomit, maggot shit and maggot corpses in it, and white people call that a delicacy. P.S Century egg is not even pickled, smartass.
@DynamicDurge8 жыл бұрын
+Qin ShiHuang 秦始皇 Someone's mad. The fact that you get pissed because people don't like your rotten egg says a lot about you. I understand, you're offended. I used to be a lot like you. But cool it hot head. Nobody gives a shit and everyone here has already made up their mind about the fucking egg. You're not changing any minds today.
@biggusballuz54058 жыл бұрын
DynamicDurge I am amazed with your ability to judge someone's tone by reading a piece of text over the internet. Sadly, you are hilariously wrong. I am not pissed, why should I be? Do you get pissed about me hating cheese? No. So why would I be different? You are the one that seems to pissed actually. I understand, you are offended that people disagree with you, but that's life, deal with it. i am not here to change minds, that's like trying to unpreserve a century egg, it's futile. I am just here to spread facts to ignoranus like you. Hahaha. Once again, cheese is actually more rotten than the century egg, because cheese is actually fermented, century eggs are preserved. :)
@primmslimm7185 Жыл бұрын
Damn it's really been almost 10 years since this iconic vid dropped EGG OF ROT never fails to make me laugh
@scaniadan29683 ай бұрын
This used to be in a bookmark folder called ashens eggs on my old windows xp pc that's how much I loved this video lol
@Dreigonix7 жыл бұрын
This is one of those times where you think "Whew, dodged a bullet there...!" ...and then the bullet comes back around like a homing missile and hits you in the back of the head.
@BrutalBarracuda4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cloudfall87844 жыл бұрын
*hol Horse intensifies*
@rocknrevolt9384 жыл бұрын
@@cloudfall8784 *Emporer noise intensifys.*
@polarisation4 жыл бұрын
Epstein
@mr.bobcyndaquil42143 жыл бұрын
Fucking revenant missiles
@john-eirikmichelsen57118 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens! A clip from your video was just on Norwegian TV. A programme about nasty food(of sorts).I recognized your couch instantly 👍🏼 Shoutout from a big Norwegian fan.
@john-eirikmichelsen57118 жыл бұрын
+ashens
@DanielNylandKollstrm8 жыл бұрын
+John-Eirik Michelsen Hvilket program? :)
@john-eirikmichelsen57118 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Nyland Det var på "Typisk deg" :)
@ForteGX1008 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashens invites you to crash on his brown sofa for a night. Are you A) Honored to spend a night on the most famous and important couch on KZbin, or B) Offended and repulsed at the mere suggestion? After all, you've seen the shit he puts on the thing.
@AgentTasmania8 жыл бұрын
+ForteGX100 Probably not very comfortable but I would accept the implicit trip to the UK. Maybe pop by Jingles' the following night.
@veronica48788 жыл бұрын
+ForteGX100 C Sleep on the table
@zackl20008 жыл бұрын
+King Eric XV Those times where you cant sleep so you switch between the two thinking one would be more comfy?
@TheCitedAviator8 жыл бұрын
Sleep on the floor
@lindastratton1527 жыл бұрын
ForteGX100 A
@FennecTECH7 жыл бұрын
"its knobbley its bobbly it makes your tummy a bit wobbley" *lost it*b
@leowhitfield14910 ай бұрын
Love how this was made 11 years ago and yet i feel like im watching a video thats just been uploaded, love when things never change means i can watch them all day long
@StormsparkPegasus9 жыл бұрын
Century eggs are not supposed to be that bad. They aren't actually rotten, they are preserved in highly alkaline solutions (I believe calcium hydroxide is the most common one), which change the proteins in the egg in a way not all that unlike cooking. And at the same time, the alkaline solution kills bacteria and preserves the egg. I'm sure they certainly taste odd to people that aren't used to them, but they aren't supposed to taste rotten. They're definitely an acquired taste, but they aren't supposed to taste any worse than say pickled eggs (cured in an acidic solution - acids taste sour, bases taste bitter). The 2 shrink wrapped eggs he had were *actually* rotten because they were out of date. These were developed in times when there was no refrigeration and no methods of cooking other than a fire, and preservation methods like these were the only ways for farming villages to save up enough food for the winter. But after they're removed from the alkaline solution and are ready to eat, they have to be eaten fairly quickly, because after that they WILL rot just like any other food.
@thevigilantsatanicbowser82498 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the explanation. I might like them. I like pickled eggs.
@ctarsund8 жыл бұрын
The Vigilant Satanic Bowser you should have said Eggs-planation.
@thevigilantsatanicbowser82498 жыл бұрын
ctarsun dysart so many missed opportunities.
@ctarsund8 жыл бұрын
The Vigilant Satanic Bowser 😄
@MeTaLISaWeSoMe958 жыл бұрын
+G4M3 4DD1CT And you'd know this how?
@DjFrexira10 жыл бұрын
HowToBasic needs some of these eggs.
@gamerfreak786510 жыл бұрын
Don't give them ideas
@gamerfreak78659 жыл бұрын
Ok why does my comment have so many likes
@DjFrexira9 жыл бұрын
Hamzah Sajjad Because you're awesome.
@gamerfreak78659 жыл бұрын
DjFrexira thank you, you are awesome too
@digerttm9 жыл бұрын
DjFrexira Am I awesome? :3
@MattyMatthew-m4o8 жыл бұрын
"chinese delicacies from germany" wat
@bryanadkins67767 жыл бұрын
Directly from China's heartland!
@thomasl10617 жыл бұрын
kek
@StarmaGeddon7 жыл бұрын
it was just send in from a german guy i suppose
@drunkrdm6 жыл бұрын
made in France. packaged in New Zealand .
@khmerkandal1214 жыл бұрын
MR WORLDWIDE
@xander26984 жыл бұрын
"Egg of Rot" activates my Google assistant 8:27
@benroberts58984 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@hexagonist234 жыл бұрын
Why do you have a google spy in your house? It always listens.
@superninja46874 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@Stoic_Lizard4 жыл бұрын
@@hexagonist23 seriously turn off all that shit. Google analytics and always on bullshit. I now get ads for mortgage shit because it doesn't know who I am and I have no money. Also political ads, but from both sides cause they don't track me so I dunno. I feel slightly better about it all now.
@hexagonist234 жыл бұрын
@@Stoic_Lizard Get uBlock origin (advanced ad and tracker blocker) and if you can install a Pi-hole in your network. It removes all tracking from your network.
@mascats74788 жыл бұрын
anyone else love that whenever he eats something, he always has to go nom
@eshaa48574 жыл бұрын
Nom
@GaMMERKitten4 жыл бұрын
Nom nom yum nom
@BatataKarambas3 жыл бұрын
I find it quite cute! Haha
@PNW_Chemist2 жыл бұрын
Was literally just thinking this lol
@groovylobster9 жыл бұрын
It's happened. It's finally at 1,000,000 views. And i was here to witness it. This is quite obviously a life changing event.
@KentuckyFriedNerd9 жыл бұрын
groovylobster What made it so much better was seeing that brown stuff on the egg, realizing it was a Century Egg, and then watching a video showing that the way he was eating it was NOT the way to eat it and then seeing the inevitable happen.
@KentuckyFriedNerd9 жыл бұрын
Joe Moorman Yeah now that you mention it, it CAN be eaten that way.... however emmymadeinjapan has a really good video of century eggs where she showcases how her family eats them, which "mellows" out the flavor for anyone that's unaccustomed to it. That's how I always try really strongly-flavored foods like that, but that's just me. hehe
@TheTechnosasquatch9 жыл бұрын
Joe Moorman It is in fact eaten like that. Granted, most wash the dirt and rice hulls off if the outside before opening. The issue was, as he says in later videos, it was expired. I'm not sure but they may need refrigeration after a certain point. I picked up a six pack of them from a local Asian market and consumed one straight with not ill side effects. If one thing is taken away here, it is don't send any egg product through the postage system as it will go bad. Also don't be afraid to try one, what's the worst that could happen?
@cherrycola11449 жыл бұрын
100th like on your comment. It's been an honor
@devilscore64399 жыл бұрын
+groovylobster Me to
@maddyfairman43488 жыл бұрын
Stuart: *Tries egg yolk* "Oh ho! Ho ho ho! Stuart Ashen is Santa, confirmed.
@andymadden81834 жыл бұрын
Delivering only the worst tat to every child!
@teh_supar_hackr4 жыл бұрын
@@andymadden8183 Merry Tat-mas!
@JulesNekro3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas
@ChrisDied3 жыл бұрын
Very nice dad joke there!
@Randomkloud8 жыл бұрын
2:26 omg, that's salted duck egg, the yolk is supposed to be a yellow/golden/reddish (depending on how its made) color and it isnt supposed to be acidinc in any way.
@zackl20008 жыл бұрын
Someone injected acid into the duck to make alien babies but instead it killed the host and it laid that egg as it died
@BlazeChronicGreen4208 жыл бұрын
it was probably starting to break down inside the shell making the yolk black and giving it the acid like taste. it was in early decomposition.
@cdeer176 жыл бұрын
ya read a few comment here and there any people are pretty much saying it's a fake meant to sell to tourists which really i'm not surprised china has so many bad eggs if you will pardon my pun
@tamlandipper293 жыл бұрын
Would you explain that to the chap from the Chinese Communist party in the other comments?
@FireFoxBancroft10 жыл бұрын
I don't think those eggs were supposed to be eaten, I think they were made for throwing.
@will1160010 жыл бұрын
omfg on the packaging of the black moldy egg it said in Chinese "not for human eat"
@chasecolbert143210 жыл бұрын
Then what the fuck is it for?
@rs-sh5ge10 жыл бұрын
Philbob Yolo Throwing?
@dylanwest72310 жыл бұрын
You do realize you eat with something called JOK which is like a rice porridge thing
@taxman37492 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashen : *Will eat anything.* The Chinese : *Will eat even more anything.*
@CntrazZombie4 Жыл бұрын
Happy 10 Year Anniversary to the Demon Egg.
@augustoof1310 ай бұрын
Happy nearly 11 year anniversary to this cursed egg (in three days)
@toohao10 ай бұрын
happy 11 year anniversary to the hellspawn egg (in -3 days)
@amplitudemaximum614110 жыл бұрын
"It's like someone was trying to make beef jerky out of rabbit and gave up half way through"
@Schwillz9 жыл бұрын
This is my all-time favorite Ashens video, after the Violin out-takes one
@rebeccah3091 Жыл бұрын
It's nice to see that I am not alone when it comes to coming back to old Ashens videos to rewatch them. I just enjoy them. His humor is perfectly entertaining without being overbearing.
@ricky66089 ай бұрын
11 years later but this video is still fresher than those eggs were
@ColetheAero9 жыл бұрын
anyone else out there REALLY concerned that one of these days Ashens is going to be sent something that LITERALLY has poison in it ? (like strychnine) or something really fucked up like human flesh in a "mystery meat" can
@user-ci6oo1uv2k9 жыл бұрын
Oh
@meowmint50939 жыл бұрын
i would be the one to do it then if i wasn't banned from anything poison
@ColetheAero9 жыл бұрын
GoldRimmer that's not true. . .the eyes are green you fool !
@gzeusone65329 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that concern is part of why he only tries a tiny nibble of things on most occasions. Although there are toxins that can be fatal if you ingest even the tiniest amount... so... yeah, he might want to consider not eating anything sent in.
@hognosemyan9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that the UK postal service scans all mail for possible poisons and things Why do you think mailing drugs is a fucking terrible idea
@Spewse9 жыл бұрын
So many people getting mad and arguing over eggs. It's hilarious, and pathetic.
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
HelloWithPain In the age of social media, everyone seems to believe all of their opinions are interesting and worth broadcasting.
@v1shiba9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika do more ashens ytps
@xxcosmicfrostxx4 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird to me that this video is 7 years old... I remember watching this when I was like 9, and I’m back watching it in quarantine
@bachhongoc64617 жыл бұрын
14:57 You know in Viet Nam, we describe that egg as "eggs that smell like urine". Just saying.
@Vamptonius4 жыл бұрын
There's a very accurate reason for that.
@owencheng5233 жыл бұрын
Vamptonius traditionally they spread horse urine over it while burying it within salts
@lordoftherats82153 жыл бұрын
@@owencheng523 I’m pretty sure that’s a myth, bc horse urine doesn’t have the right pH
@owencheng5233 жыл бұрын
@@lordoftherats8215 well sure I haven’t try it out as disgusting as it sound,but I am sure they do it over time and spread horse piss over it not just once,thus it’s name thousand year eggs as it’s gonna take ages to make.
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
I guess AVGN killed Bugs Bunny, shrink wrapped the meat and mailed it to Stuart
@nlb20009 жыл бұрын
Well I'm a hunter so rabbit didn't surprise me as much as the others
@loveutube67210 жыл бұрын
I love the way you describe things :) also, how you said "And people have a go at McDonald's for how their burgers don't look as good on the advert pictures"? That was PERFECT xD
@MrNakki7 жыл бұрын
Oh God, the sofa looks so clean... So much has changed in the past 5 years haha
@JohnRedds5 жыл бұрын
Ironically I was eating a duck century egg as I watched this. I buy them in a carton to snack on. First one didn't look like a century egg at all. It looked like a cooked salted egg, which should come raw and be boiled just like a regular egg, and have a wonderful orange yolk, not that grey ick. Second one did look like a century egg in that typical clay-rice husk coating(I get wax coated ones because those are an ass to remove). Ngl the coating smells like moldy pissed-in loam and the egg itself can smell of anything from mild to strong ammonia to downright fecal matter. They're only fermented for less than a month, and once on the shelves, can have extremely long expiry dates. The batch I have for instance expires 9 months from now. Clearly it's a taste that you grow up with or get used to so I can't say it's 'not supposed to taste like rot'. The whites should be mildly salty and astringent with a gelatinous texture, whereas the yolk with colours that can range from green to brown to black and anywhere inbetween should also be salty, astringent and gooey-creamy or dense-powdery, depending on the manufacturer. I prefer the former. The taste will linger. If you fixate on the smell and the texture as so many youtuber-reacts do, you're going to spit it out right away. They're typically eaten with rice congee and/or sliced pickled ginger, just like surstromming is meant to be eaten with flatbread, potatoes, onions and sour cream.
@MoundN2 жыл бұрын
Please visit a fucking therapist if you're actually eating this shit. What is wrong with humanity.
@liccasinocomfreespins7337 Жыл бұрын
It taste like rotten fermented ass And here you've exposed yourself as an ass eater connoisseur 💀
@brandonjohnson30368 жыл бұрын
Paper Mario the thousand year egg
@TheCitedAviator8 жыл бұрын
Only cracks in 1,000 years
@brandonjohnson30368 жыл бұрын
TheCitedAviator thats funny
@superninja46874 жыл бұрын
This is the last place I expect to find this reference but I like it
@violinplayer10110 жыл бұрын
10:52- "Oh look, they're like little things"! lol
@coreyjames9560 Жыл бұрын
It’s called a Century Egg, it’s not actually rotted for 100 years, it’s put into a room for 6 months and dipped into sawdust. But I bet if anyone tries it they will be too.
@edmorrisonjr90885 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching your vids for about a couple of months now and just came across this one, you had me literally crying because I was laughing so hard!! The 100 year egg had me laughing but not until you got to the rabbit meat. When you first said “it looks like they shrink wrapped dog shit,” laughter kicked in harder but once you realized it was rabbit and said “oh good now we’re gonna eat Bugs Bunny” laughter kicked in even harder!! Sorry you had to experience the food to amuse your subscribers. Also thanks for a great video and the laughs Ashens!!! Keep up the great work and vids and again thanks for the laughs!!
@ahhhhyes5 жыл бұрын
The vids 6 years old hes not gonne read the comments haha
@gyeahfrug10 жыл бұрын
Some guy: I've got a stomach of steel! *watches ashens while eating* BAAARF!
@HermitMoth8 жыл бұрын
I think even someone who was literally starving to death would turn down those fossilized shit eggs
@tycho70064 жыл бұрын
Four years late but that cracked me up a fair bit lol
@FranTusajigwe3 жыл бұрын
@@tycho7006 lol same
@LilDrawingboi3 жыл бұрын
2:03 Ashens: it kinda smells like Ad appears: WENDYS BACONATOR!!! Yes that just happened to me.
@oliverhooper4353 жыл бұрын
"It smells of dog, like musty dog" Ashens - you continue to make me laugh 8 years on 😁
@Houndourpup10 жыл бұрын
The 1000 Year Egg: "Chinese cuisine ingredient made by preserving duck, chicken or quail eggs in a mixture of clay, ash, salt, quicklime, and rice hulls for several weeks to several months, depending on the method of processing" - Wikipedia Yuck
@xXSpikeMLPXx10 жыл бұрын
I have ate it when I was young and I LOVED it. Then I found out what it actually was...I still like eating it.
@TheEnderman6710 жыл бұрын
The Chinese are INTERESTING people.
@samteejaykay10 жыл бұрын
It's called acquired tastes.
@RoboticRedstone10 жыл бұрын
Actually there 100 year eggs that's why there called CENTURY eggs
@RoboticRedstone10 жыл бұрын
Owen Evans There's tons or reasons....
@turbochargemak10 жыл бұрын
The few moments of silence after he opened the second egg summed it up haha
@xanderlewis8 ай бұрын
6:02 Thought he was going to say ‘let’s have another big of egg!’ for a second.
@xen0bia7 жыл бұрын
I seriously thought one of the eggs was going to be a balut, one of those fertilized chicken or duck egg that has a nearly fully formed foetus inside that you have to eat... Between a balut and a century egg, I'm not really sure which is worst but I really wouldn't touch either one with a 10-foot pole.
@thirtisankwich4 жыл бұрын
Actual century eggs that aren't rotten are really good and personally they've never smelt bad in anyway
@bentramer6824 жыл бұрын
Balut all the way, when else can you pay to eat a baby
@revalution19653 жыл бұрын
Alita 2 when??
@notgray883 жыл бұрын
@@revalution1965 Never
@robertbrookes20002 жыл бұрын
I'd take a century egg any day. A nice unfertilised egg. Rather than eating a semi formed animal. Honestly balut has got to be one of the most barbaric foodstuffs I've ever heard of, and I love haggis.
@allenberry361410 жыл бұрын
If you'll notice, he gave everything a rather good review after the eggs. I believe they must've fried his taste receptors.
@JLConawayII9 жыл бұрын
You really have to wonder at some of these "delicacies". These are the things someone would eat if they were moments from starving to death, and had no other options. Literally none, not even dirt or random plants.
@xObligiousx9 жыл бұрын
Actually it tastes better than cheese but ok
@Nono-hk3is8 жыл бұрын
yes, just like beer, cheese, and smoked & salted meats. all those things were created accidentally and eaten out of desperation. they were necessary to ensure adequate food supply during lean times. Necessary but likely unappetizing, a fact that changed due to both cultural acceptance and improvements on the recipes/procedures.
@dontwatchtheworldburn36738 жыл бұрын
+JLConawayII No other options, huh. To eat that, one would at the very least need an arm, a torso and a head. I would rather try to bite a chunk out of my arm, than eat that black egg.
@vitriolicAmaranth8 жыл бұрын
+JLConawayII I bet you eat things like cheese and sauerkraut though.
@mw2trickshotterr8 жыл бұрын
the egg he had was rotten.
@eduardofromwiisportsresort96364 жыл бұрын
“After that egg, b r i n g i t o n” *Aggressive package opening intensifies*
@eyeballpaul7003 жыл бұрын
I always find myself back at these videos routinely...
@torque50563 жыл бұрын
Ashens' videos don't age. I can watch one from this year or from ten years ago and I'm still entertained the entire time
@temp_name_change_later8 жыл бұрын
There's a Chinese dish called "皮蛋瘦肉粥" (pí dàn shòu ròu zhōu) that uses those century eggs, and it's actually really good. You're not supposed to eat them by themselves.
@Existential-Paradigm3 жыл бұрын
I'll just take some regular fucking food, man. You can keep your dirty eggs.
@echosbento3 жыл бұрын
@@Existential-Paradigm Just because it isn't from your culture doesn't mean it isn't normal food. Century eggs are just as 'dirty' as your blue cheese. Next time, keep your racism to yourself
@nathanbarnes85353 жыл бұрын
The egg in this case was actually rotten though. He said so in another video.
@SomeRandoQuacko3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to eat the ingredients separately by themselves and you cannot stop me
@ambustio98073 жыл бұрын
@@echosbento it isnt raisict to dislike somthing dummy
@camdengibson76908 жыл бұрын
Maybe Ashens became so traumatized by the egg that he became insane and is actually HowtoBasic smashing eggs against everything xD
@UncommonSituations8 жыл бұрын
Wow that joke was astonishingly bad
@therandomricecake_55848 жыл бұрын
That joke made my day 😂
@ReimuHakureiShrine8 жыл бұрын
+Camden Gibson That joke was so bad it made Seth Macfarlanes jokes look good.
@saalkz.a.97152 жыл бұрын
"OH Good! We're going to eat Bugs Bunny..." 😂
@Kodocha77 жыл бұрын
Hey ashens remember the time you ate a funny egg?
@bunnyfreakz10 жыл бұрын
The first is salted duck eeg, its really popular delicacy in my place. Not supposed eat it like regular eeg, its dish that you eat with rice or porridge
@MegaAstroFan1810 жыл бұрын
Not sure if the first is a duck egg or not, doesn't seem quite big enough. I've hard others say it was a hard-boiled egg. Although regardless if it IS a salted duck egg then that particular one is not something you'll eat with anything because it is rotten.
@EDToasty10 жыл бұрын
MegaAstroFan18 Most of the time it is actually pretty good, but not that one. Lol
@MegaAstroFan1810 жыл бұрын
Clearly, because usually you don't eat rotten ones.
@unrealeck10 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why you would add something incredibly horrible tasting to *anything* else. Why not just, you know, eat the rice or porridge *without* that egg?
@samteejaykay10 жыл бұрын
unrealeck It's like eating macaroni without cheese.
@ThatBirdLiam10 жыл бұрын
'Oh I like the packaging. It looks like an old window.'
@spongebabe277 жыл бұрын
I live about 2 hours drive away from Ashens, and I've NEVER heard anyone pronounce "greasy" as "gree-zee" 😂
@erumanwe5 жыл бұрын
Im so glad I'm not the only one who finds it weird it should be pronounced "GREE-SEE"
@tiki_riot4 жыл бұрын
I know lots of people who say greezy, it’s a joke lol
@kerbalindustries48994 жыл бұрын
HOUSE PARTAYYYYY
@Jaybird1967 ай бұрын
@@erumanweI only hear it spoken that way, when a thing promotes feelings of loathing/disgust.
@DeckerFI4 жыл бұрын
1:16 The worried mouth breathing is funny. Preparing for a disaster.
@peewee1064able8 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it at 12:20. fell off a leper hahahaha
@zcarp8642 Жыл бұрын
I herald you to revist this. Or else you will become a leper!
@Mahaveez10 жыл бұрын
The mochi at 11:00 are real nice to an American tongue, especially the Green Tea ones!
@watchspotting6 жыл бұрын
''This is popular? Where?" Many Japanese bins are where that is popular
@rocknrevolt9384 жыл бұрын
*Asian bins but that's a fact.
@notgray883 жыл бұрын
Bin? As in the trash can?
@Hivernal8 жыл бұрын
only a British person would care if it's a saucer or a plate
@residentelect8 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's posh... Us commoners just kneel before one long trough, as the Lord of the manor hurls in scraps and leftovers from a bucket...
@Hivernal8 жыл бұрын
Resident Elect sounds accurate
@keeperofthecheese7 жыл бұрын
yeah but it doesnt though does it.
@flamnrainbows62606 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about
@AzaIndustries5 жыл бұрын
I'm aussie and I care.
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
I was confused by the ending tune, since there were no tiny plastic chickens being set on fire.
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
y u no new videos pls
@DemonDemonicGames9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika Maybe no burned plastic Chickens, but what happened to those chickens which are rather rotten than living, I guess we had our chicken torture for today and Ashens had his torture for sure
@kpr422510 жыл бұрын
The comments on this vid are AMAZING. There's more butthurt than Ashens pain after eating that egg.
@redeye78985210 жыл бұрын
that tends to happen when you insult an entire people's culture through inadequate association of their food choices
@kpr422510 жыл бұрын
Yep, those dudes are the funniest. Stupid people are fun most of the time.
@Parnifia7 жыл бұрын
Rotten egg? Throw it at Wesker.
@ccleake17 жыл бұрын
+Parnifia the Bastard CHRISSSS!!!
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld6 жыл бұрын
You will give me an egg!
@maxberth39376 күн бұрын
nothing like an ashens video 11 years later
@LovelyCheesePizza9 жыл бұрын
I think that just reading the description of the video alone was enough for me to give this thing a thumbs up.
@OlagGan8 жыл бұрын
Chinese food from Germany. It must be the latest Chinese-German fusion food. Half an hour later and you're hungry for power.
@nathanbarnes68696 жыл бұрын
1000 year bratwurst
@Heneggsboss4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JellyBeansMystreyMachine9 ай бұрын
Just started watching your channel a couple weeks ago, and I've watched maybe around close to a hundred videos in that time... Just wanted to say you are hilarious!!! I can't believe you've been on the web as long as you have and I haven't seen or heard of you?.? Anyways, keep being you and I'll keep almost pissing myself laughing...
@verminnalee61217 жыл бұрын
I want to see Gordon Ramsay eat this. Just to see the contagious joy on his face, when he slowly turnes to looks at the kind (evil) fellow who gave it to him😄😄😄
@MozillaHostile10 жыл бұрын
"Hmm... they're like a knotted up thing of stuff." -Stuart Ashen
@onceuponaban9 жыл бұрын
You'll notice that it's the description he gave for the one thing he actually liked.
@dereksbooks9 жыл бұрын
Poor sofa.
@circleinfinite9 жыл бұрын
dereksbooks I know he's gotta be fucking up that sofa. why not a table? It must be harder to cut 1million year old food when the sofa is sinking under the pressure.
@AgentTasmania9 жыл бұрын
CircleInfinite It's iconic. Wouldn't be Ashens without the brown sofa.
@circleinfinite9 жыл бұрын
I get it now. it would be too obvious and sterile to use a table, as long as he doesn't lounge on that sofa, i think everything will be ok!
@TheBcoolGuy4 жыл бұрын
I remember eating crisp bread while watching this in 2012.
@nonegone71704 жыл бұрын
Good ol' times.
@borederlands53878 жыл бұрын
2:40 ashens becomes Santa Claus
@peter_wav7 жыл бұрын
Oberto K Lmao 😂
@wilrulez81110 жыл бұрын
"They're like little things inside little cupcake things" - Professor Ashens 2012
@moatasemaldayea65028 жыл бұрын
i like how brutally honest he, that mixed with the sarcasm is amazing.
@Voello3 жыл бұрын
"And I know nothing more about it as I do not understand a word on the packaging or know anybody who does" you can really tell it's from 2012, the days before Google Translate could warn you in an instant
@TheHutchy013 жыл бұрын
I mean I've only ever seen him use Google translate on food once (the Advent 2018 series)
@user-gk1mp1zk7n2 жыл бұрын
Was google translate made in 2007?
@Toxic98134 жыл бұрын
in 2020 the latest chinese delicacy has shut down the entire world
@Apotheosis_448 жыл бұрын
He spits a bit of egg at 3:04.
@spark951518 жыл бұрын
I saw it
@tomaszlosinski8758 жыл бұрын
+Spark95151 good for you.
@nuno_alex5058 жыл бұрын
+Tomasz Losinski don't you got toilets to clean?
@CrunchyOver9k8 жыл бұрын
you try eating a rotten fucking egg
@iheartcreeper25127 жыл бұрын
shlibber its when a egg is spoiled
@VoidedMirror10 жыл бұрын
Just some info. The first egg just looks like a salted egg preserved in a brine of salt water. The century egg is made by preserving regular eggs with a mix of salt, ash, and clay.
@FoamHordikaGrapes10 жыл бұрын
Clay?!
@ThemmeFataleKiva10 жыл бұрын
Rk9 Productions POKÉMON?!?
@FoamHordikaGrapes10 жыл бұрын
*DIGIMON?!*
@ThemmeFataleKiva10 жыл бұрын
Rk9 Productions Lol. XD
@snailsucker10 жыл бұрын
Tamagachi?
@tomreilly1005 ай бұрын
I love how I can click on any Ashens video weather from now or 14 years ago and it's exactly the same format: raggedy old brown couch with tat and or horrifying foodstuffs shown to the camera. Also at 4:50 the abject horror that's conveyed in a simple "oh" says it all.
@ineffablesplendor41727 жыл бұрын
I love the sincerity, the polar opposite of tv food connoisseurs where everything is "earthy" and "authentic".