Bootleg Star Wars Figures: The Fake Menace | Ashens

[@jacquelinesaunders4023]

Palpatine looks like It's actually Mr. Bean, having stumbled into being the emperor through an amusing series of mishaps.

[@majorphysics3669]

TwX StorM cannot unsee, and desperately NEED

[@jacketfrommiami3112]

That needs to be a thing,or at least a palpatine figure that has the face the one in this video

[@JeddtheJedi]

Rowan is never truly gone.

[@NeoSaturos123]

Robot Chicken must come back and get on doing that.

[@SqualidsargeStudios]

Isn't it then palpabean?

[@boerharms2209]

that palpatine has to go on the shelf of interesting items

[@thefriendlyemperor6657]

I should be on the Shelf Of Happy Emperors.

[@labratt3742]

The Friendly Emperor Please be my friend

[@thomasawylie]

@@thefriendlyemperor6657 mine too

[@MathewHaswell]

Does Stuart even use/show The Shelf anymore?

[@23Scadu]

Brother Palpatine, the jolly monk.

[@andymadden8183]

Or Elmer Fudd, your choice.

[@KageNoTora74]

Looks more like Jackie Coogan to me.

[@bentramer682]

Friar Tuck

[@kenkaneki5108]

Chocolate darkseid😂

[@Jivetalkin13]

The Emperor looks like an old Mr. Bean.

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

I think he now looks like both Mr Bean or an old British Grandpa.

[@Rokenroleg]

That or Bill Murray.

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

+Tom As a grandson to a British Grandpa, I can definitely confirm that to be true.

[@Wyr3d]

I was thinking more Ronald McEmperor

[@olie0561]

John Myers lol

[@NathanCassidy721]

"Execute Order 69: Get them dates and ensure they have a good time." So proclaims Jolly Old Palpitine.

[@arricammarques1955]

Space invaders indeed

[@wendyrobinson9759]

Emperor Fudd: "Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting Jedis. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."

[@ZacHawkins42]

Wendy Robinson Damn, I was a year late and a quip short...

[@hypnotised-clover]

@Sonic 57053 *Chomps orange light saber*

[@HyperGolem]

If Palpatine turned to the light side...

[@thefriendlyemperor6657]

How dare you. No hug now.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

The Friendly Emperor UNLIMITED HUGS!

[@basedtvrk9125]

The Friendly Emperor I’m gonna fucking subscribe to ya.

[@raulmacias647]

Friendly Emperor about get the high ground

[@poseidon1680]

When I saw Palpatine I thought "shh! Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting for webels!"

[@andymadden8183]

As someone else said: "Emperor Fudd".

[@rte3384]

Like the emperor from the life of brian

[@Skawo]

"Shit, my grandmother had a bathroom" Well, crikey, I hope she did?

[@RemixedVoice]

Skawo Bathrooms are pretty important.

[@Potato-qv6hq]

we used to shite in a hole and then build a shack around it for future shitting in hole.

[@FedorovAvtomat]

If you lived in a city back in the day you would shit in a pot and toss it out the window.

[@Skawo]

FedorovAvtomat Back in the day being 1300 A.D?

[@Skawo]

***** True, I suppose.

[@Al-kitty]

Star Wars Trailer Park AU: Buddy Christ, the understanding father with a heart of gold. Meth addict Luke Bubba Fett, muscular uncle who skipped leg day Padme, alcoholic wife Grandpa Palpatine and his ugly green dog Vader, disgruntled amputee who runs the butcher shop Stormtrooper, drug busting cop, died in meth lab explosion mustard colored twink and his trash can

[@Mothbean]

Honestly sounds more enjoyable than The Last Jedi

[@BATTLEFIELD_101]

I would pay to watch that.

[@jackmcslay]

5:54 It's only two fingers so it's allowed by UK porn laws

[@BaconMinion]

Happy Palpy should be a thing. He should be a jolly older gentleman who gives candy to the children and is a grandfatherly figure to Vader.

[@archerj2010]

4 years late, but i imagine he would do the 'quarter behind the ear' trick too.

[@awesomeii8346]

@@archerj2010 I mean he gives you money, but tediously, only in quarters

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The dark side truly is the pathway to abilities some consider to be unnatural. But if this version is leading the Empire, I'd be happy to enlist

[@ResurrectedOfficial]

The big question is, would Vader also be a jolly man? Or would he still be the dark clad figure he is?

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@ResurrectedOfficial Both. he would be a brooding teenager who tries to keep the appearance, but is actually a really happy guy who enjoys playing with his AT-ATs

[@rhyanbennett2629]

Palpatine looks like Bill Murray.

[@AgentTasmania]

Except funnier.

[@pauliewalnuts2072]

Rhyan Bennett HE DOES! LOL 😂

[@natesmith5426]

bill Murray as the emperor would be hilarious, just make a smart assed emperor that cracks jokes all the time.

[@bayabongo]

And Yoda looks a bit like Samuel L. Jackson.

[@8bitPikachu]

You're right but he looks a bit more bill's brother Brian and i can totally hear Brain Murray's voice coming from that thing

[@mitchlmitten5874]

This is by far the best toy channel in existence

[@adamlesevic8990]

Mitch L he invented the toy channel

[@thomasjenkins7506]

basically, yeah. he was making pop station videos before youtube was a thing.

[@mc.gemstone]

indeed the best toy channel out there

[@camerongower284]

yes it is the best

[@mitchlmitten5874]

The Littlest Zombie The first and the best

[@thefriendlyemperor6657]

hello!

[@drxshock6957]

oh my god lol

[@thefriendlyemperor6657]

yes. it's me.

[@hypnotised-clover]

Jew it!

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@thefriendlyemperor6657 Why do you hate me?

[@mikemoose5701]

You’re flat!

[@kandyrew]

i would love to see a Toy Story movie spin off about these characters.. as they realize what monsters they have been molded into

[@ZefVolk]

Did you let George Lucas 'digitally remaster' the brown sofa?

[@pauliewalnuts2072]

ZefVolk lol

[@ZacHawkins42]

Snorlax Comedy *GOLD*!

[@Nightwing1933]

I Can't believe Ashes predicted the twist/big reveal from TROS.

[@ChickenChunks]

"they painted him with babies diarrhea" -Ashens 2016

[@ChickenChunks]

also what is intro musics

[@smartass2.041]

just search ashens intro song

[@ChickenChunks]

i meant the starwars version

[@DangItshere]

ashen's episode 3: -palpatine being friendly to the jedis -padme become darth vader instead of anakin -anakin start to use deadsticks

[@EvilDoresh]

I hate tat. It's cheap and gets everywhere.

[@EvilDoresh]

Harley Quinn Must've eaten to many foam kisses.

[@EvilDoresh]

Totino's Other Boy That's no way to talk to a lady.

[@parkercar4019]

Is "m" considered a vowel now?

[@tweetedn]

Like my ex boyfriend. (: EvilDoresh

[@hypnotised-clover]

You basterd

[@retcon1991]

Loving that legally distinct Star Wars theme.

[@beafsuap]

Fake action figures on the fake couch. Seems legit.

[@ashens2253]

Fake Ashens

[@beafsuap]

ashens lol

[@fishylogic222]

Well at least you're honest

[@johndowe7003]

where have u taken him? :O

[@gronaldbibinsky6409]

Spun# mt ker brd isnt wrki g properly

[@DaveYognaut]

Honestly, I think I've come back to this video at least once a year just too see that jolly Palpy face. It's strangely probably my favourite Ashens video hahahaha

[@TheRevolucas]

Colin Mochrie as the Emperor.

[@scottishtitan3501]

Alundaio thats what i thought lol

[@kalajel]

"And then, when the rebel fleet gets here, I'll do an impression of an elephant, that's the signal to shoot the Death Star's laser at the fleet." "Okay, let me hear your elephant..." "QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!" ** everyone in the throne rooms die laughing **

[@guyfawkes9951]

Clearly the Luke Skywalker figure was modeled after late '70s Mick Jagger.

[@BaconBotVbeta]

"It looks like he's waving hello to his grandchildren" STUART NO WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

[@professoryakkington9691]

"It's not terrible" Alec says, as Stuart rips the thing in half by breathing on it

[@BloodyBobJr]

you'd be so fucking happy too if you were the emperor of the entire damn solar system

[@techcraft228]

Jere Aho I think it's the galaxy actually

[@AnnDVine]

He usually is portrayed as quite a laffy chappy, come to think of it.

[@chromicm6686]

Andy McCoolname "be very quiet, I'm hunting wwrebels"

[@playeronefilms]

what i want to know is, why does he look like david jason in only fools and horses

[@thefriendlyemperor6657]

Well yeah I am Happy. I'm The Friendly Emperor.

[@StalwartShinobi]

is palpatine cosplaying as friar tuck?

[@Nightsfail]

That really got me lol

[@thefriendlyemperor6657]

No.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Brilliant as always!!! I died when Stuart started playing with Palpatine and Yoda. xD!!!

[@joshuagilmore1651]

Max Scardanelli l

[@dankerine]

It's not a phase dad! I'm an actual Jedi!

[@therulerofsquids531]

UGH im a REEEEEL SITH DAD

[@zrahabi]

I love the bootleg Star Wars music so much

[@dominopicamation5836]

Butcher Vader clearly just made his saber out a really long hot dog sausage.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Harry Warburg hey could be worse I found a darth maul knockoff online named Dennis.....

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Harry Warburg anakin looks like a girl. He fights like one to....no wonder he ended up as darth vader

[@JOCKATEO]

the first looks like a young mick Jagger

[@SD1fruitbat]

I saw that too!

[@evillttlimp]

Now that would've made it an interesting film!

[@bronzewolf6464]

Yes!

[@NodDisciple1]

A fine quality film.

[@darianalexander5503]

I saw the thumbnail and thought you were reviewing chocolate.

[@judojamie379]

they'd probably look excusable for chocolate

[@steelscooter]

Sniffing Vader's Cape is a good name for a punk band 😁

[@blobbem]

"With his... baton...?" 'Rather, sir. Wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this.'

[@Timeward76]

For fuck sake I nearly died of laughter watching this... But I think star wars would be happier if they had used order 500: Give every Jedi a birthday cake

[@ashens2253]

Would that make me a murderer?

[@Timeward76]

Maybe. Unintentional murderer perhaps?

[@AnnDVine]

"Execute Order... 69! LOLOLOLOLOL"

[@brenster21]

ashens 1st degree manslaughter

[@johnalogue9832]

I desperately hope that's a real thing somehow. Unfortunately, I don't think the orders went that high, but I'm pretty sure there are still a LOT of orders(mostly so 66 wouldn't be noticed among the others). Of course, grandpa Palpatine's real evil is hearing his grandchildren talking about the "Avengers", stopping by the local Redbox, then renting out "Avengers Grimm".

[@scarlettNET]

I'm relatively sure that the weird wrench thing that Padme brandishes is a semi-manufactured battle droid piece from that one factory on Geonosis in Attack of the Clones. It's incredibly specific and Padme never uses any of those as a weapon, but it'd be par for the course with these bootleg toys.

[@jazwag]

Palpatine looks like he's about to behead Yoda with that lightsaber...

[@blakejordan8949]

"SHHH, be VEWY VEWY quiet, I'm hunting TATOOWEEN BWOYS!" ~Chancellor Elmer Palpetine

[@GamingHistorySource]

Luke Skywalker looks like a young Mick Jagger. O_O

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Gaming History Source I thought he looked like a cartoonish Dale Cooper.

[@saltykaiser81]

The Palpatine looks Mr. Bean "Emperor Bean"

[@jasonvoorhees4236]

Salty Kaiser true XD

[@DJEylisium]

I was going to make a joke about sodium, but then I though to myself, Na.

[@Zonk420]

Jordan 'Dingus'Jones I was going to make a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

[@Jake-wz7wy]

Jordan 'Dingus'Jones science puns yay

[@Ozae88]

I would make a chemistry joke, but it would end up with it being a salt.

[@dogspoonforsale2365]

get out.

[@DJEylisium]

I am become dead meme.Destroyer of threads Potassium.

[@Larry]

Where is Dennis???

[@BasilBonehead]

Larry Bundy Jr for the sake of context if anyone sees this comment: Dennis is the name of that bootleg ep 1 darth maul

[@troncrash7912]

Basil Bonehead thank you

[@giantsean]

Busy fighting Mace Window

[@ashens2253]

To everyone complaining about the sofa. I am not at home. I am on location at the death star 2.0

[@DarknessViper99]

How fitting, a bootleg Ashens.

[@knazarandre9327]

Shit! A hoax!

[@hypnotised-clover]

Rename yourself Bootlegshens

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Rename yourself ‘bootlashens

[@bentramer682]

This might be illegal

[@warpedlogic1603]

This happy emperor would have made the Youngling scene in episode 3 a lot more light hearted

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Silly, Pademe is playing "Clue", hence the wrench. :)

[@isaacvalentine6116]

Looks more like a droid arm than a wrench

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Isaac Valentine Maybe that's how "Star Wars" Clue works. There's probably a "Star Wars" edition somewhere (if not there's likely to be eventually). :)

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

***** Why and I not surprised that's a thing. In a world where there's a version of Clue based on "Supernatural" and "The Simpsons" (with Smithers as Miss White) then anything is possible. Of course it also occurs to me the robot arm might be a reference to the droid foundry on Geinosis.

[@celynes]

is clue basically cluedo? if so, I need the star wars version

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Celyn Sammons I think so yeah. I remember the movie had Based on the board game "Clue" and "Cluedo" or words to that effect.

[@Kinsata]

Emperor Bean, putting the Pal in Palpatine.

[@salfordnurse]

It reminds me of Spaceballs. "You idiots you've captured their stunt doubles"

[@pandora8610]

In an alternate universe, Palpatine was played by Jim Broadbent...

[@maddycarbuncle7567]

For knock-offs these are actually not bad at all! The bodies are not hideously out of proportion, if you look at the faces you can definitely see what they were going for. There isn't much wrong with these physically at all- the funniest thing is they're all off emotionally. Points for consistency! Edit: I take it back. I was only half-way through the video when I typed this :)

[@socialmoon]

"Every Jedi is now a good friend of the Republic." Always makes me laugh. :'D

[@AlexaExtraordinaire]

The intro music is absolutely fantastic :-)

[@PPGIRL420]

This is perfect, cause I was just listening to a black metal band called "Hoth" as I drove home in the snow. I guess it's a Star Wars themed evening. Thanks Ashens!

[@capyblanka3828]

'Shit! My Grandmother had a bathroom...!' -Stuart Ashen, 2016

[@georgeh5075]

Fuck rogue one was 6 years ago. Where has my life gone.

[@Skaolloaks]

Luke looks less like Mark Hamill and more like Peter Dinklage.

[@bratislavmetulski903]

I just stumbled upon your channel, and I have to say, I haven't laughed so hard for a long time... thank you for that.

[@COctagons]

Those umbilical cords: If you eat them, you'll become one with the cosmos.

[@jamesbuckle6115]

Physiologist: what makes you happy? Me: cheap low quality Star Wars boot-legs

[@JamiesonComedy]

Boba CounterFett.

[@TheCrazyHedgehogLady]

Holy shit... the Emperor looks like a very jolly (perhaps with the help of a lot of liquor?) monk. He’s so happy it makes me happy and I really needed some extra happy today. Thanks, guys. You’re awesome. Just discovered your channel and loving it. 🙃

[@PorucznikBorewicz]

Buddy Christ Kenobi almost killed me. Goddamn I laughed so hard.

[@bdking-ys7qr]

3:50 "it looks like he's waving hello to his grandchildren". 4 years later turns out he was lol.

[@BerylLx]

Obi-Wan looks more like Jesus than Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@stateofdisorder1]

These things are so horrid that I almost want to buy them

[@PsylomeAlpha]

stateofdisorder1977 i want emperor fudd.

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

The Emperor looked like someone's sweet grandmother! Hahaha!

[@AlphaDragonification]

This is a really funny video... I consistently laughed throughout it and then when Stuart said at 15:58 "It's his tunneling device" (referring to the previous fake star wars figure of boba fett which had an upside down jet pack) I died and decided to comment this.

[@rs0wner301]

I like the reference you went for with "Episope"

[@SamuraiCypher]

The happy Palpatine orders at the end had me fucking dying lmao

[@kalajel]

"Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting webels. Eh, eh, eh, eh..."

[@mpoukanouka6622]

Luke looks like a young Klaus Kinski

[@EvilDoresh]

Dear Lord o_O

[@EliteSmorechannel]

Thats horrifying

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I was going more for Kyle MacLachlan.

[@slawor4]

That isn't yoda. That's yodawg

[@Trashware]

Oh look, it's Liam "Buddy Kenobi" Neeson!

[@JustNatax3]

Trashware hahaha!

[@HavenMarches]

Trashware LOL XD

[@ADHadh]

That's probably what the Emperor would look like if he was a Jedi rather than Sith.

[@snekkans]

God I love these bootleg Star Wars intros. Just close enough to seem legit but just off enough to signify bootleggery.

[@danmanx2]

Ashens, kudos to you for another solid video. You had me laughing!

[@ashens2253]

danmanx2 A solid BM indeed.

[@TheCrazyHedgehogLady]

I love you guys so hard for referencing ‘Pipe wrench fight’. 🤣

[@SIenderplier]

Smiley Elmer Fudd Palpatine had me in tears xD

[@Thunderbirds101]

The old guy from those Six Flags commercials has become an overly enthusiastic Emperor!

[@BloodfelX]

1:52 I don't know whether I should joke about the 1977 incident before The Empire Strikes Back, so I'll just allude to it.

[@BloodfelX]

9:02 The world's worst Tonfa. 18:15 That... looks strangely good to me.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Wait, what?

[@MysticJhn]

I'll be frank, that Stormy Trooper wearing the Vader legs while holding the big metal rod is kind of badass. Looks like the kind of villain who'd beat you to near death with that thing, but keep you alive just to suffer the wound you'd have after such a clubbing.

[@rubenbywater3610]

legend says the reply beggars come around about now

[@Chris-wi3vu]

ruben bywater haha

[@mackthehackfraud5965]

That thumbnail magnetized me into the video. True Picasso artwork

[@darthpanzer]

Even on a bootleg couch.

[@broken_halo9049]

Absolutely hilarious! Thank you once again for the hilarious videos.

[@raydeen2k]

Fake 3PO looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.

[@robertsides3626]

6:56 I had no idea Gary Coleman played Yoda! "Talking about, you what; Luke?"

[@togepimaster1019]

Ashens, you have to make a stop motion Star Wars episode using the fake figures!

[@ced1106]

That fake Star Wars music is great, so to speak. Thanks for the videos!!!

[@blaineishere3851]

The c3po figure is based off of the rebels version. Not the episode seven version. And they are different molds. lol. Is it sad that I can tell you exactly which figure each of these is nicked from?

[@quinntaylor1170]

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" -Bootleg "Padme" wielding a wrench

[@edviza1935]

Why does Obi Wan look like Gary Oldman from Harry Potter?! 😂

[@RiceMan9315]

That Palpatine is actually a figure of someone's Grandpa cosplaying to impress his grandkids.

[@foopa777]

We all clicked for the emperor right?

[@79TAGio]

"It's like he's waving to his grandchildren" I lost it 😂😂😂😂.

[@michael1234252]

I figured out a new title for the next bootleg star wars video. Bootwars Starleg.

[@RainePhoenix]

It's not your friend Palpatine. It's your pal Freindpatine.

[@amaruqlonewolf3350]

"Pal"patine. It's right there my man, come on.

[@RainePhoenix]

@@amaruqlonewolf3350 I was making a RiffTrax reference.