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@TekTheNinja
@TekTheNinja 9 жыл бұрын
Ah, that famous scene from episode 1. I remember like it was yesterday: Young Anakin Skywalker: Are you an angel? Padme Amidala: I AM QUEER.
@willeum5562
@willeum5562 9 жыл бұрын
look at that nep
@wilfordbrimleyful
@wilfordbrimleyful 9 жыл бұрын
+TekTheNinja 'I don't like sand- it's rough and coarse'. Anakin sure got the swag on Padme.
@Calvin_Coolage
@Calvin_Coolage 9 жыл бұрын
+Banter Lord Everytime I do it makes me Nep.
@Thezamary
@Thezamary 9 жыл бұрын
+TekTheNinja Nepnep
@TekTheNinja
@TekTheNinja 9 жыл бұрын
Hmm... Surprised by the amount of Neptunia fans here. :3
@YourLocalCatboy
@YourLocalCatboy 4 жыл бұрын
The cut off section of these exact figures had some great names. Obi Wan was "Toby-One". Young Anakin was "Little Girl". Darth Maul was "Dennis". Best of all, Watto was "What".
@KerbalHub
@KerbalHub 2 жыл бұрын
The best knockoffs ever. Also, "Daft Serious" and "Fly-Gone"
@upyoursdotcom
@upyoursdotcom Жыл бұрын
Not true
@AI_and_I_Lyrics
@AI_and_I_Lyrics Жыл бұрын
​@@upyoursdotcomhow do you know? Care to share how you know they are wrong?
@upyoursdotcom
@upyoursdotcom Жыл бұрын
@@AI_and_I_Lyrics Because I'm not stupid
@imfsresidentotaku9699
@imfsresidentotaku9699 Жыл бұрын
@@upyoursdotcomThat’s a bold claim, considering that you couldn’t even be bothered to look up the figures to see if it checks out, which I did, and it does, so who are you calling “stupid”?
@brittney6535
@brittney6535 9 жыл бұрын
0:42 I'm 98% sure that lightsaber is just a Capri-Sun straw.
@isak2658
@isak2658 9 жыл бұрын
Yep so true......
@typhlosionking1250
@typhlosionking1250 9 жыл бұрын
Capri-Sun? Thanks Mum!
@Mememaster12345
@Mememaster12345 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mum!
@littlecjoverthere467
@littlecjoverthere467 9 жыл бұрын
+Mememaster123456 *opens lunchbag* "Thanks a bloody lot, mum."
@Mememaster12345
@Mememaster12345 9 жыл бұрын
Grey Engineer _opens_ _lunchbag_ "Oh fuck off mum, where's me bloody monster energy"
@yoghurtlord1745
@yoghurtlord1745 8 жыл бұрын
The Phantom Menace figures had the name cut off. I shat you not, Watto was called 'What', but the best one was Darth Maul, who was simply called 'Dennis'. Dennis the Phantom Menace.
@EddieHawkinsII
@EddieHawkinsII 4 жыл бұрын
He did look up to Darth Wilson.
@redcomet_622
@redcomet_622 3 жыл бұрын
I mean that was everyones reaction to Watto anyway "What?" So much so the bootleggers called him what.
@MuchWhittering
@MuchWhittering 3 жыл бұрын
Who says Dennis is the Phantom Menace?
@Kickiusz
@Kickiusz 3 жыл бұрын
"Hehe, that's me!"
@muffin8or
@muffin8or 9 жыл бұрын
10:30 - "Looking a bit more like Jesus of Nazareth this time but with a broom handle" Jesus swept..?
@101Volts
@101Volts 6 жыл бұрын
Well, he does "clean house" by a figure of speech.
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 5 жыл бұрын
Now THAT is a slogan worthy of a T-shirt. In fact I'm pretty sure there are such things as "Jesus swept" T-shirts, as evidenced by a very quick Google search.
@speedrob
@speedrob 5 жыл бұрын
*Slow Claps* Clever pun
@eternalreality3260
@eternalreality3260 5 жыл бұрын
I mean... He WAS a carpenter soooo... maybe?
@TheHipisterDeer
@TheHipisterDeer 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he did chores
@TheBrianJ
@TheBrianJ 9 жыл бұрын
I really dig Alec, he seems to be a Bootleg Expert. Also I love how when he was explaining the stormtroopers molds, Ashens decided to put on a lovely little play for all of us.
@martluca_
@martluca_ 9 жыл бұрын
2 grown men sitting on their knees next to a couch playing with toys. Quality entertainment!
@silerthinprath4283
@silerthinprath4283 3 жыл бұрын
I think they have little stools
@leewright1
@leewright1 2 жыл бұрын
Probably poor diets.
@Dungeoneer
@Dungeoneer 9 жыл бұрын
lol Darth Maul with his fashionable green tunic.
@debravalreyes2033
@debravalreyes2033 5 жыл бұрын
Forrest Mission he is on.
@jayive34
@jayive34 4 жыл бұрын
That's not Darth Maul. That's his half-brother, Dennis.
@dudeinadoughboy4327
@dudeinadoughboy4327 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Mace
@ronaldpaterni5081
@ronaldpaterni5081 4 жыл бұрын
Chevy Chase Maul...
@mwmmatt1
@mwmmatt1 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayive34 I thought you were just joking, then I saw the other comments. His name is genuinely Dennis. My god.
@xINVISIGOTHx
@xINVISIGOTHx 8 жыл бұрын
the jarjar almost looks like an official figure
@palpy8654
@palpy8654 8 жыл бұрын
Anakin, I'm queer...
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 6 жыл бұрын
Palpy Anikin: Are you an angel? Padme`:I am queer.
@zacmumblethunder7466
@zacmumblethunder7466 5 жыл бұрын
She wasn't until she met Anikin.
@fujifilm5127
@fujifilm5127 5 жыл бұрын
*LIAR!*
@lucashogland8815
@lucashogland8815 5 жыл бұрын
Noooooooooooooooo
@igorruva4577
@igorruva4577 4 жыл бұрын
Dew it
@adammullarkey4996
@adammullarkey4996 9 жыл бұрын
Ashens is looking a bit different in the thumbnail. Did he do something with his hair?
@chromosomedcollector
@chromosomedcollector 9 жыл бұрын
please apply cold water to burnt area
@CJ2CUTE
@CJ2CUTE 9 жыл бұрын
Haha
@CaptGamerXD
@CaptGamerXD 9 жыл бұрын
XD
@adammullarkey4996
@adammullarkey4996 9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, I noticed. I mean, £20 for what is essentially a full rucksack?
@redey1290
@redey1290 9 жыл бұрын
no chill
@Peck-gs5pt
@Peck-gs5pt 8 жыл бұрын
they cut the backing cardboard to protect you from the ridiculous names
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 8 жыл бұрын
The cut side isn't even. It looks as though they were two-packs before someone got greedy.
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 8 жыл бұрын
Dennis? That would have been such a better film if that were his name
@Peck-gs5pt
@Peck-gs5pt 8 жыл бұрын
Dennis the phantom menace
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr sam. whatever "Dennis the phantom menace" Brilliant :D
@zachduperron8543
@zachduperron8543 6 жыл бұрын
They should have left it
@sandorenckell5259
@sandorenckell5259 4 жыл бұрын
Anakin: Are you an angel? Padmé: I am queer
@VorpalSlade
@VorpalSlade 9 жыл бұрын
I'm very upset, these were recently in the Metro newspaper, the cardboard wasn't cut off and it has their amazing names on the front. Watto was 'What' Obi-Wan was 'Toby-Wan Kenobi' The Emperor was 'Daft Sidious' There was a blue and white C3PO called 'R2-3PO And Darth Maul was 'Dennis'. It would be amazing to see you guys' reactions to the names but they've been cut off! Travesty!
@VorpalSlade
@VorpalSlade 9 жыл бұрын
Oh and don't forget 'Fly-Gone Jin'
@joshuatice3164
@joshuatice3164 8 жыл бұрын
lol. someone as cool as Darth maul(and you can't argue with me because he has freaking robot legs) got a name as normal as dennis? just,why?
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Tice well he could he known as Dennis in the human world if he ever uh.....became human I guess
@zacmumblethunder7466
@zacmumblethunder7466 5 жыл бұрын
@@Silver_wind_1987_ Dennis us his real name, but only his mother calls him that now. Usually when he hasn't phoned for a week.
@luhgreppi4072
@luhgreppi4072 5 жыл бұрын
antlerflax was
@ultra-vivi
@ultra-vivi 9 жыл бұрын
"Overweight Predator" That's what it says on my business card.
@alejandroreyes9975
@alejandroreyes9975 4 жыл бұрын
Very cool
@igorruva4577
@igorruva4577 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Volodimar
@Volodimar 4 жыл бұрын
Harvey Weinstein
@TheTurnipKing
@TheTurnipKing 9 жыл бұрын
15:45 Oh my word, it's Hagrid. "Yeh'r a wizzard, ashens"
@saintmobius5348
@saintmobius5348 9 жыл бұрын
Ashens, you must destroy Jar Jar. BURN HIM, BURN HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
@jaymesyt
@jaymesyt 9 жыл бұрын
There's theories that he's a sith lord
@questfailer
@questfailer 9 жыл бұрын
+scott Winter Don't you mean Darth Darth Binks
@Tim5corpion
@Tim5corpion 7 жыл бұрын
scott Winter didnt the figure already look boiled?
@seukariakumi3490
@seukariakumi3490 9 жыл бұрын
"Those Alpacas people always have at comicons" *Looks over to my bed.* *Makes direct eye contact with the pink, soft alpaca I got at a comicon.* UHM
@BasilBonehead
@BasilBonehead 8 жыл бұрын
12:40 I loved the srar wals trilogy Including: Episope 4 A new hop Episope 5 The umpire srikes buck Episope 6 Rehurn of the yeti What did I just come up with?
@-mcpie-6802
@-mcpie-6802 7 жыл бұрын
Rog won: A srar wals snory
@scinafanximan1359
@scinafanximan1359 7 жыл бұрын
The plastic melon Attack of the clowns Reveneg of the sit
@BasilBonehead
@BasilBonehead 7 жыл бұрын
-McPie- and episope 7: the horce awokens
@kai615k
@kai615k 7 жыл бұрын
Basil Bonehead Rouge Won; A Star Wart Tale.
@CometMedalChavez
@CometMedalChavez 7 жыл бұрын
Teh Lsat Jdei
@TheHipisterDeer
@TheHipisterDeer 4 жыл бұрын
The fake black series one doesn't seem that bad actually
@jaketheberge1970
@jaketheberge1970 4 жыл бұрын
It looked more like the real thing to me. The head did at least.
@tadpolegaming4510
@tadpolegaming4510 4 жыл бұрын
The bootleg Black Series you can easily find on eBay, they're for sure worth the price
@ronaldpaterni5081
@ronaldpaterni5081 4 жыл бұрын
I like it, too. Would the bent gun straighten out after placing it in hot (not boiling) water?
@harrymanback3475
@harrymanback3475 4 жыл бұрын
Boiling water should straighten it out.
@MinaF99
@MinaF99 9 жыл бұрын
"That thing that was in doctor who once" BANNAKAFFALATTA!
@tm_ness
@tm_ness 9 жыл бұрын
CYYYBOOORRRG
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 9 жыл бұрын
+Mina F DALEKS!
@3dpyromaniac560
@3dpyromaniac560 9 жыл бұрын
+Mina F my favorite were the bin vochi, ("'God save the cactuses' 'thats cacti' thats racist'")
@kanna-san.
@kanna-san. 9 жыл бұрын
Nevar 5get
@TomKazutara
@TomKazutara 9 жыл бұрын
+Mina F Can Can I just call you Banna, it's gonna save us a lot of time!
@rihardsrozans6920
@rihardsrozans6920 9 жыл бұрын
4:43 Star Wars: Episode I - Directer by John Woo.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 9 жыл бұрын
+Rihards Rožāns Who directed Star Wart Epi Sope 2?
@rihardsrozans6920
@rihardsrozans6920 9 жыл бұрын
homesponge Srar Wals.
@EGHSRC
@EGHSRC 9 жыл бұрын
+homesponge Leorge Gucas
@AliFareedMC
@AliFareedMC 9 жыл бұрын
+homesponge your mom
@mobius273
@mobius273 9 жыл бұрын
+Rihards Rožāns george luce
@SIenderplier
@SIenderplier 9 жыл бұрын
Ashen's sarcasm and the absolutely appauling quality of some of these products puts me in stitches xD
@BoomBangBurn
@BoomBangBurn 8 жыл бұрын
"I am Queer." -Queer Amidala 2015
@BasilBonehead
@BasilBonehead 8 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean 1999?
@zacharyanimates
@zacharyanimates 2 жыл бұрын
Queen A*
@spartan132
@spartan132 9 жыл бұрын
Congrats on a million subs Ashens! This was the first channel I subscribed to. Back in '07.
@quirkyadventures1722
@quirkyadventures1722 9 жыл бұрын
hello Spartan!
@spartan132
@spartan132 9 жыл бұрын
+QuirkyAdventures Hello!
@MrFuryHeritag3
@MrFuryHeritag3 9 жыл бұрын
Pull your tongue out of his ass, fucking brown nose
@bigguccidracobomptonpirufr1867
@bigguccidracobomptonpirufr1867 9 жыл бұрын
+MrFuryHeritag3 Shit got real here.
@sethlee3160
@sethlee3160 9 жыл бұрын
+ProtoGeek Productions I see what you did there >:3
@djadj_
@djadj_ 8 жыл бұрын
I guess the character is now officially qui-gon janitor of Nazareth
@yetanother9127
@yetanother9127 9 жыл бұрын
I've seen Krull, and I can't be the only one . . .
@CatheteriZedEYE
@CatheteriZedEYE 9 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Hughes krull isnt that bad, it does have liam neeson in it
@TheGenericNerd
@TheGenericNerd 9 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Hughes I've seen it. It's about as good as Zardoz was
@ZzZ360productionZzZ
@ZzZ360productionZzZ 9 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Hughes yea i have too it was on tv not long ago suprisingly...
@FaolanHart
@FaolanHart 9 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Hughes I have also seen Krull & as a bonus own it on DVD.
@RealistReviewer
@RealistReviewer 9 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Hughes They used to have it on tv allot, I'm sure many enjoyed it in their youth :) I know I did!
@Zizumia
@Zizumia 8 жыл бұрын
6:50 Today, Qui Gon Jinn will be played by... Jesus.
@HHog
@HHog 8 жыл бұрын
The expression on that Darth Maul figurine reminds me a bit of Will Ferrell for some reason.
@waddledee1231
@waddledee1231 9 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul's head looks like an inflated rubber glove.
@ZoomJ74
@ZoomJ74 9 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. God.
@SiGhast
@SiGhast 9 жыл бұрын
+TheLegendofWaddleDee A fucking inflatable fucking glove, you mean.
@stylithlikecomment2046
@stylithlikecomment2046 9 жыл бұрын
+SiGhast ahhhhhhhhhhhh is see what you did there!
@kyleramsey2716
@kyleramsey2716 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@sheddenw
@sheddenw 9 жыл бұрын
Million subscribers! Well done :)
@quirkyadventures1722
@quirkyadventures1722 9 жыл бұрын
small loan of a million subs!
@Poppycop3
@Poppycop3 9 жыл бұрын
+Paris Hilton idubbbztv?
@electromika
@electromika 9 жыл бұрын
+Caillou NoLastNameGiven "The paintjob's decent."
@SardisTheYardDog
@SardisTheYardDog 9 жыл бұрын
+End My Suffering Wutchyu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
@VioletEyesLuna
@VioletEyesLuna 9 жыл бұрын
+Will Shedden yay
@omegafoxie7707
@omegafoxie7707 9 жыл бұрын
Adventures on TAT-ooine
@alexanderknight892
@alexanderknight892 3 жыл бұрын
It’s been 5 years. I hope you are still proud of this comment. You should be.
@adamholmes924
@adamholmes924 8 жыл бұрын
The video thumbnail of chewie looks like the Necronomicon.
@TeamBelmont91
@TeamBelmont91 8 жыл бұрын
It was never meant for the realm of the living.
@zacmumblethunder7466
@zacmumblethunder7466 5 жыл бұрын
It's the 1000th anniversary special edition plush covered Necronomicon. Only 12 monthly instalments if £25.99 each from The Franklin Mint.
@rjzavala87
@rjzavala87 5 жыл бұрын
Haha. Amazing observation.
@robinw.8083
@robinw.8083 7 жыл бұрын
I like how Alec sounds like a combination of Richard Ayoade and David Mitchell
@thecuriouspigman
@thecuriouspigman 9 жыл бұрын
Qui gon became the spy crab at 11:00
@ZedRuski
@ZedRuski 9 жыл бұрын
_holy shit_
@peaceten9
@peaceten9 9 жыл бұрын
+Digital_Banquet Zoidberg!
@Friendstoyourend
@Friendstoyourend 8 жыл бұрын
you mean fly gon?
@jaredhammerman3432
@jaredhammerman3432 8 жыл бұрын
+JJR actually it was a generic decapodian and his undercover name was hugh mann
@Balc0ra
@Balc0ra 9 жыл бұрын
That small hole in the couch have grown the past 3 months. Bad omen.
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 9 жыл бұрын
once it reaches a certain width the world will end
@armando3699
@armando3699 9 жыл бұрын
+John Carver It will swallow the world
@argoluckyvargas1908
@argoluckyvargas1908 9 жыл бұрын
+Sanctus run away
@francistheodorecatte
@francistheodorecatte 9 жыл бұрын
+Balc0ra's Gaming that's where the grass mask lives
@Balc0ra
@Balc0ra 9 жыл бұрын
Well I'm just saying. The last one had a hole in it. He left it in a forest 5 years ago.
@wormspeaker
@wormspeaker 9 жыл бұрын
Asking someone to 'pet my Chewbacca' almost got me arrested once.
@yungmalaria
@yungmalaria 4 жыл бұрын
Jar jar looks like he’s got a strong dominant hand...
@Quirderph
@Quirderph 4 жыл бұрын
He had to come in the end.
@joshuar8261
@joshuar8261 7 жыл бұрын
Chewbacca's drunk Uncle was in the holiday special
@DrRawley
@DrRawley 9 жыл бұрын
Whoa, Ashens has 1M subs now. That took way too long for such an entertaining and informative channel.
@nequastar1826
@nequastar1826 2 жыл бұрын
6 years later and not even a million more, it makes me sad
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 Жыл бұрын
People have no taste.
@DrRawley
@DrRawley Жыл бұрын
@@peterclarke7240 ain't that the truth
@lankyGigantic
@lankyGigantic 9 жыл бұрын
Srar Wals was my favourite franchise growing up, watching Hon Sulu fly around the galaxy in the Mirrenium Eagle was great.
@SharreIWright
@SharreIWright Ай бұрын
With his first mate Chewing Tobacco
@AlCool209
@AlCool209 9 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul looks like Dennis Hopper as King Koopa in the Super Mario Bros movie!
@tkayube
@tkayube 9 жыл бұрын
+AlCool209 That's what I thought too.
@omegafoxie7707
@omegafoxie7707 9 жыл бұрын
+Tom Holmes me too.
@Isaacandjed
@Isaacandjed 9 жыл бұрын
He looks like Will Ferrell.
@TopGunSGA
@TopGunSGA 9 жыл бұрын
+AlCool209 The figure is actually called Dennis, believe it or not :D www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3354564/Hilariously-named-fake-Star-Wars-toys-including-Toby-One-Kenobi-sent-shop.html
@cosmobo3488
@cosmobo3488 9 жыл бұрын
He really does! XD
@TheCatIsAMonster
@TheCatIsAMonster 5 жыл бұрын
Man after chewie saw Han die he really fell hard on the drugs.
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@toniromo9487
@toniromo9487 9 жыл бұрын
"It's OK, it's in potato Chewbacca" must be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've heard like four!
@han5234
@han5234 8 жыл бұрын
"I am queer". Immediately a better film.
@toxoplasicity
@toxoplasicity 8 жыл бұрын
*gay*
@ThePreciseClimber
@ThePreciseClimber 8 жыл бұрын
Lesbian Amidala would mean no Luke and Leia. No Luke and Leia would mean no i̶n̶c̶e̶s̶t̶u̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶k̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ original trilogy! Do you really want that?
@toxoplasicity
@toxoplasicity 8 жыл бұрын
ThePreciseClimber yes
@SPENCERH30
@SPENCERH30 7 жыл бұрын
ThePreciseClimber lesbian Amidala sounds like something I could get into to
@ThatGenericPyro
@ThatGenericPyro 6 жыл бұрын
"Queer" can also mean "Strange", which describes her outfits perfectly.
@chipsdubbo4861
@chipsdubbo4861 9 жыл бұрын
Nothing will ever beat that Star Worts you reviewed a long while ago.
@Vaultboy101
@Vaultboy101 4 жыл бұрын
Maul looks like he's pulled a red rubber glove over his head.
@mihaelkYeah
@mihaelkYeah 7 жыл бұрын
"Feel my Chewbacca"
@SavingWinterOFFICIAL
@SavingWinterOFFICIAL 8 жыл бұрын
Best quote from this video: "6 inch black series...."
@thekmfdmmachine3919
@thekmfdmmachine3919 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Roper?
@MonitoMR
@MonitoMR 9 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, am I excited for Srar Wals: The Froc Awkers!
@PhilShary
@PhilShary 9 жыл бұрын
Alec is great - cool and knowledgeable, would like to see more collabs with him.
@THE.RED.BEA3T
@THE.RED.BEA3T 9 жыл бұрын
1 MILLION SUBS!!!!! CONGRATS MR ASHENS! (Who else noticed?!)
@DarthEvilicus
@DarthEvilicus 4 жыл бұрын
Id actually pay a decent amount for a Dennis figure
@carlosallende2595
@carlosallende2595 5 жыл бұрын
You guys crack me up. The second Qui Gone Gin looks a lot like the British comedian Bill Bailey.
@jedrhoades9192
@jedrhoades9192 9 жыл бұрын
Alec: "For England, Ashens?" Ashens: "For England, Alec." This has been my totally unrelated movie/video game reference for the day.
@peteregan5974
@peteregan5974 8 жыл бұрын
for the record, that 'russian lady hand warmer thing' is called... a muff talk about a missed opportunity
@claudiodiaz9752
@claudiodiaz9752 5 жыл бұрын
Giving no money to Disney sounds like a good deal.
@slacknhash
@slacknhash 9 жыл бұрын
Srar Wals was an actual series. The Enqire Slrikes Bark was the best film in the trilogy, obviously. "I rolrve yoour." "I krow." Classic.
@tatooldchannelarchive4367
@tatooldchannelarchive4367 8 жыл бұрын
Was that Obi Wanker Nobi?
@saltygoose241
@saltygoose241 8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vitalipineker6292
@vitalipineker6292 8 жыл бұрын
Ah good old fat Predator one of my favourite Star Wars characters .My favourite movie part is When Fat Predator saved luke from the ... ehm... Evil black space Dinosaurs ... ?
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 3 жыл бұрын
Truly, relics from a Qui-Gon era...
@Nedula007
@Nedula007 5 жыл бұрын
The fake storm trooper looked more like the original storm trooper lol
@mikereyes2488
@mikereyes2488 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I was thinking the same thing, it looks like film version from A New Hope
@osrictemper4225
@osrictemper4225 5 жыл бұрын
Does it make him less fake? Or makes original fake... i am confused
@carbonearts9955
@carbonearts9955 3 жыл бұрын
this is the first Ashens video i ever watched, it is nostalgic to me
@s.k4713
@s.k4713 Жыл бұрын
Crappy pistol duel wielding golden battle droid goes hard.
@Crazy123Flame
@Crazy123Flame 9 жыл бұрын
Light sabers have been yellow, There is also orange, white and black core, Disney deleted the star wars history now and days. There's also light whips.
@zombiethezerker
@zombiethezerker 9 жыл бұрын
True their is yellow light sabers but I don't think the entire light sabers including the hilt is supposed to be yellow
@Crazy123Flame
@Crazy123Flame 9 жыл бұрын
+Marc Cannon I just noticed the hilt was yellow, oops, I thought the hilt was in his hand covered and you had to attach it or something.
@Popebug
@Popebug 9 жыл бұрын
How the hell would a black lightsaber work?
@nicholastosoni707
@nicholastosoni707 9 жыл бұрын
+BugPope They'd be a shade or two darker than Mace Windu's purple lightsaber.
@rickyleeufc
@rickyleeufc 9 жыл бұрын
+BugPope I guess you'd have use it in daytime if that's possible in space..??
@thegardenofeatin5965
@thegardenofeatin5965 7 жыл бұрын
I'm naming my new Sex Pistols parody band the "shit pistols."
@LightningFox2407
@LightningFox2407 8 жыл бұрын
"I am queer" - I'm dying! XD
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
_Ashens out of context_ whoops!
@JohnBainbridge0
@JohnBainbridge0 4 жыл бұрын
2:53 Queen A: "Now, Vicer Occupation, I am Queer. This is my C! If we do no."
@friday6448
@friday6448 8 жыл бұрын
Qui Gon looked like jesus
@sxnses
@sxnses 9 жыл бұрын
a small loan of a million tat..
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 9 жыл бұрын
stop
@Loggerten
@Loggerten 9 жыл бұрын
+Aman Kamil well memed
@hentosama
@hentosama 9 жыл бұрын
+Aman Kamil WHAT IS THIS?!
@mooktube0307
@mooktube0307 9 жыл бұрын
+Aman Kamil Was that a Trump joke ?
@cammark3220
@cammark3220 9 жыл бұрын
I like big dildos
@bluedeath882
@bluedeath882 8 жыл бұрын
That Qui Gon Jinn figure looks more like Manny from Black Books.
@wopjohn
@wopjohn 7 жыл бұрын
love that show
@bulkhungry
@bulkhungry 8 жыл бұрын
Oh look, it's Cirrhosis Wan Kenobi. Now with 25% more liver failure.
@JohnELow
@JohnELow 8 жыл бұрын
Fucking space supuddy almost made me die of laughter.
@JCBTTV
@JCBTTV 9 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of two grown men, sitting on the floor infront of a couch playing with action figures.
@arnes.7945
@arnes.7945 4 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul looks like that one famous Nicolas cage meme
@scienceworksinmysteriouswa9463
@scienceworksinmysteriouswa9463 4 жыл бұрын
dude, look up bowser( dennis hopper) from the Mario movie. im convinced its his mold
@ronaldpaterni5081
@ronaldpaterni5081 4 жыл бұрын
I was leaning Chevy Chase...but now I can see Dennis Hopper there...
@SameAsItEverW0z
@SameAsItEverW0z 9 жыл бұрын
"kick it spuddy!" says han solo, enthusiastically to Chewbacca's weird uncle who's filling in for chewie whilst he films the holiday special, confident that it will be his chance to leave the crowded world of space smuggling behind "a parsec isn't even a unit of measurement used to express time, really han and I just got lost and crashed on space Tijuana for six weeks midway through the kestle run. He's never been the same since. All those pangalactic gargle-blasters went straight to his head then he kept going on about parsecs, no one had the space heart to tell him otherwise." Chewbacca states glumly to the space barman. As he gets a space call from his uncle "han locked himself in the bathroom and he won't stop crying." "why?!?" asks Chewbacca anxiously. "I don't know" replies spuddy "He kept talking about parsecs and I told him what a parsec was. Then he freaked out and flipped the holo-chess board, nearly scared me half to space death" " RAWRRR" shouts Chewbacca, enraged at his uncle's recklessness. "I'll be there by tomorrow" chewie states, solomly acknowledging his career as a star was over before it had begun. As it took several space weeks to coax Han out of the space bathroom filming of the holiday special was delayed and to get it out in time for *holiday* they had to rush production. This, children, was the story of how chewbacca's weird uncle ruined the star wars holiday special and Han solo's sanity.
@09readyw
@09readyw 9 жыл бұрын
7:00 that's Bill Bailey
@carlosallende2595
@carlosallende2595 5 жыл бұрын
I shoulda scrolled through these comments before I made one, mind you 3 years ago I had never heard of Bill Bailey and have only heard of him now because one of my mates has a seriously dark/twisted sense of humour. He really does look like him though. I wonder if these knock offs are now worth a mint? Some have been so notorious that they have wound up being more valuable than the dinky di article.
@wopjohn
@wopjohn 5 жыл бұрын
Hes hilarious in Blacks Books
@carlosallende2595
@carlosallende2595 5 жыл бұрын
@@wopjohn Bill Bailey is a funny genius!
@Crowley9
@Crowley9 9 жыл бұрын
Judging by the eyes, the role of Qui-Gon will be played by... some guy from Arrakis.
@mikereyes2488
@mikereyes2488 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine the led poisoning you just got for opening that battle Droid toy 💀
@jonothanthrace1530
@jonothanthrace1530 8 жыл бұрын
I like the repro Stormtroopers. Given the "for adult modelers" line on the box, the clicks are probably there so you can keep them posed.
@doctorcraptonicus7941
@doctorcraptonicus7941 9 жыл бұрын
Qui Gon or Bill Bailey?
@ZoomJ74
@ZoomJ74 9 жыл бұрын
We will never know..
@crossfadeking
@crossfadeking 9 жыл бұрын
+Doctor Craptonicus was going to comment the same thing lol
@allison_grey
@allison_grey 9 жыл бұрын
Darude Sandstorm
@fatbastardbeats
@fatbastardbeats 9 жыл бұрын
+Doctor Craptonicus Star Wars: Return of the Black Books
@chris86simon
@chris86simon 9 жыл бұрын
+Doctor Craptonicus Waaaay too much hair for Mr. Bailey.
@ivbremkinjardii5713
@ivbremkinjardii5713 5 жыл бұрын
y'know i'd buy that knockoff black series one. you win this time.
@madarauchiha919
@madarauchiha919 5 жыл бұрын
On the storm trooper, I do like that the knock off's helmet sits a bit lower like they did in the movie. That was my only complaint with the real one.
@GregoryPaulYDaza
@GregoryPaulYDaza 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs and please keep them coming.
@hackeritalics
@hackeritalics 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh I've lost the remote" "Don't worry, it's in potato chewbaca" rofl
@robertcornhole5197
@robertcornhole5197 9 жыл бұрын
"I am queer." -Natalie Portman, 1999
@mathiaspepin-leduc7637
@mathiaspepin-leduc7637 6 жыл бұрын
If we do no
@Film21Productions
@Film21Productions 8 жыл бұрын
Qui Gon looks like George Carlin.
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 4 жыл бұрын
Film 21 Productions Specifically, Rufus at the beginning of Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 9 жыл бұрын
rainbow flavored Watto
@Spaceraptorderp
@Spaceraptorderp 9 жыл бұрын
TASTE THE RAINBOW ANII
@sup209
@sup209 9 жыл бұрын
Credits will do fine.
@GammaRidley
@GammaRidley 9 жыл бұрын
+Some guy on the internet you barely even know but still got into a huge flamewar with. No, they won't
@sup209
@sup209 9 жыл бұрын
GammaRidley Credits WILL do fine
@GammaRidley
@GammaRidley 9 жыл бұрын
+Some guy on the internet you barely even know but still got into a huge flamewar with. No, they WON'T.
@Pegwarmers
@Pegwarmers 9 жыл бұрын
Oh wow! That stuffed Chewie is crazy.
@DOSRetroGamer
@DOSRetroGamer 9 жыл бұрын
Space Spuddy must be Ashen's best discovery since the violin with funny laughter key.
@Bryce_C.
@Bryce_C. 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you took them out of their packaging.....now they’re worthless.
@ronaldpaterni5081
@ronaldpaterni5081 4 жыл бұрын
Nah - "Used for display...in a pet-free/smoke-free home...and includes original packaging" - There, fixed... I'm not kidding - check the online auctions sometime... Oh, and if you ever need the left leg of a 1980s ?????....also, check out the online auctions.
@kinnikuboneman
@kinnikuboneman 3 жыл бұрын
They've always been worthless
@sixhawks
@sixhawks 8 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for the Krull reference =)
@ronaldpaterni5081
@ronaldpaterni5081 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, a big thumbs up for that!
@Springsteppy
@Springsteppy 8 жыл бұрын
I think it's bloody hilarious when you speak the lyrics of songs instead of singing them XD
@TNTLuver9
@TNTLuver9 8 жыл бұрын
Check out his "Violin - Beautiful sound strange shape" video, then.
@Springsteppy
@Springsteppy 8 жыл бұрын
+TNTlover9 okay XD
@sashimicheetah
@sashimicheetah 7 жыл бұрын
You know, now I'm curious what Ashens in song sounds like!
@tonybeattie7310
@tonybeattie7310 7 жыл бұрын
The Omnipresent Arceus I know you probably don't care anymore, but if you haven't done so already, check out his Ladida review then you'll know what he sounds like in song.
@mkj7025
@mkj7025 8 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for who ever made that chewbacca looks like a bloody cross between a mutated werewolf and a mutated mouse.
@shragl472
@shragl472 9 жыл бұрын
Ashens has finally hit 1 million subscribers, about damn time if you ask me.
@3thosmusic22
@3thosmusic22 5 жыл бұрын
There’s also a rainbow coloured Darth Vader I’m guessing his name is Darth Gaytor
@mr.joshua204
@mr.joshua204 5 жыл бұрын
Would you shove these toys up your shit hole, too
@placeb0235
@placeb0235 5 жыл бұрын
@@mr.joshua204 bruh chill with the shoving things up your "gaping shit hole"
@3thosmusic22
@3thosmusic22 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Joshua dude it’s just a joke don’t be such a snowflake ❄️
@L10N.
@L10N. 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus christi wouldnt even pick these if they were free
@mr.joshua204
@mr.joshua204 5 жыл бұрын
I'd shove them up my ass, because that's how upset they Male me
@cirrusupdraft
@cirrusupdraft 7 жыл бұрын
The fake black series storm trooper look more like they did in the movies to me than the official one
@laurel43cwcw
@laurel43cwcw 9 жыл бұрын
The Qui gon jinn looked like Bill Bailey 😂
@Anna-zt8he
@Anna-zt8he 5 жыл бұрын
The space spuddy is something you'd feel bad giving to your dog
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