FULL English/Scottish Breakfast!

[@sarahg2721]

Haggis are way better when they’re caught fresh, just fyi!

[@Ashlovescondiments]

caught.... fresh...??🧐

[@sarahg2721]

@ Wild Haggis hunting is one of Scotland’s favourite pastimes!

[@sarahg2721]

Wild Haggis have longer legs on one side of their body so they can run around hills faster. They’re quite shy, so they’re fairly hard to catch.

[@sarahg2721]

@@summrflowers7253 ahh that’s the pish they sell you in supermarkets. It’s a poor imitation. Real Wild Haggis are gorgeous wee creatures.

[@sarahg2721]

@@summrflowers7253 you’ve no craic at all, have ye

[@JessIsAVegan]

The way I cackled at you saying "the church bells are playing" as you tried not to gag over the food. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@CJHBeh]

Yes ❤💯

[@DivaDen]

10:42 😂😂😂😂 she had me tolling then gagging with her. I can just imagine 🤢🤮

[@jackiecota-ne8ye]

😂😂😂😂

[@sophroniadee6841]

I was holding my sides from laughter until you got sick. I’m sorry that happened but am grateful you tried it out on our behalf. Thank you.

[@AspenDreamzzz]

That’s when I laughed harder I couldn’t take it 😂😂😂

[@MizzMuffitt]

This is giving "I'm trying this so you didn't have to" vibes. And I'm here for it.😅😂

[@Ashlovescondiments]

@@MizzMuffitt allllllll the way

[@ericg4915]

​@@Ashlovescondimentshey Ashley! Me and my pregnant gf love to watch your vids!! Come do some reviews in cleveland and say hello!

[@netreasesmith4364]

😂😂😂

[@k3lsi3]

lol more like I’m trying this so you never will😂😂😂 because I know I have seen enough

[@lollyjake689]

Im from England and we definitely wouldn't eat a full English every day. Some people will eat it maybe once a week on a weekend but not usually with everything on your plate. Most would only have one or two thin slices of black pudding. Not thick like you've sliced it. If i had a full English, I'd probably have 1 sausage link, 1x bacon, 2x hash brown, beans, a grilled tomato half, mushrooms, egg (1x fried or maybe 2x scrambled) and a slice of toast. I like haggis but that didn't look like a good one tbh. It looked more dense than I'm used to and I believe you can't have traditional haggis in the US due to not allowing some of the ingredients? Maybe that's why it didn't look quite right? Scones should be sweetish but not american sweet and are sliced in half and eaten with the jam and cream together. Biting it like a muffin theyd definitely be on the dry side. The pie looks like a "scotch pie" traditionally i believe theyd be made with "mutton" (slightly older lamb) but more often, they're just made with beef nowadays along with some herbs, onion and a little stock to moisten the meat i believe in a hot water crust pastry. Despite what people think about unseasoned food in England (and a lot of traditional fayre is in comparison to the US I guess) The UK is actually quite a melting pot of cuisine and things like curry's for example have become almost a national dish. Theres definitely some old fashioned simple food, but thats partly as we're a MUCH older country than many, with lots of traditions but there's also a lot of very good food in the UK. Just as i'm sure the US isnt all burgers or very highly seasoned or overly sweet food, the UK isnt all bland mush. Lol

[@kB5TVP]

Absolutely everything you said, sounds Absolutely DISCUSTING!!!!! GAWDDD

[@sonakshiawasthi]

The "melting pot" and it's just cuisines from countries the British colonised for their "SPICES" So u can't defend the unblandness of British food if they once went around the world enslaving ppl just for their spices.

[@bonjoursophie]

@lollyjake689 All of that sounds absolutely DELICIOUS to me. I was born and raised in the US and am always dying to try all types of food from all over the world. Some people have very sensitive and limited palates, but not all of us. I love your very descriptive and informative comment!

[@NoHobbes]

I used to go get a full Irish on my birthday every year in San Francisco...no mealie sausage thank goodness! I used to think I'd like to try haggis.... Now not so much 😂 And a scone is very much like a biscuit in my opinion, but I love them, especially cranberry orange flavored

[@Midwest_mama]

I love a good English breakfast. Unfortunately, everything here in the US is so sweet

[@ARenae1]

I've never laughed so hard in my life 🤣😂 .. and that hangis tho 👀👀 gurrrllll hell naww 😂🤣 thank you for takin one for the team,Ash !

[@meld8864]

I am in tears laughing 😅😅😂

[@erinrenee980]

This was so needed. I literally was laughing at my phone and my husband was just like what are you laughing at 😂

[@Placebo966]

I love your descriptions. “Iron-tampon-pad smell.” 😂

[@catherinedemmin868]

“I’m not trying to eat donkey 🍆 and blood!” 😂 💀 😂 💀

[@kathymyers7279]

😂😂😂

[@gailblack5960]

dead

[@stephaniecook7603]

🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@barbi7374]

One of your best, I'm sorry to be laughing so hard while you're struggling. Thanks for taking one for the team. 🤣🤣🤣

[@annettenicholls9174]

Oooh I did laugh so hard too. I had to keep it silent at work though but that only lasted until she finished hacking over the haggis. I couldn’t hold it. 😂😂😂

[@erinrenee980]

This was a deep belly laugh 😂

[@rebeccalopez9796]

“This is the moment he knew he fucked up” had me like 🤣🤣🤣

[@shiiyang]

13:13 for those looking for the pee your pants funny part from the yt short 😂😂

[@summerf3022]

This is the most I have laughed at a video in ages 😂😂😂😭😭😭 like actual tears. I am so sorry you got sick but girl I hope you get paid well from this video because you are WILDLY entertaining and hilarious to watch!!!

[@renaybrown2767]

I can honestly tell you Ash, I have never admired or loved you more after watching this!! (I promise I didn’t giggle)😘 A woman deserves respect when she put strange meat in her mouth and then proceeds to vomit politely and still post🤣 Huge high five from Australia x

[@SLT746]

As a Brit, it's not an everyday meal! It's definitely a hangover cure but also a "do you want to go out for a fry up?" Or a weekend breakfast. Black pudding is an acquired taste! White pudding is typical on an Irish breakfast and Scottish breakfast have tattie scones (potato cakes). Props for trying the haggis. It's better fried (I've only had it once!)

[@glendamarie79]

White pudding?

[@Nicolacurran1]

@@glendamarie79 Yep I'm Irish and white pudding is gorgeous!

[@Nicolacurran1]

The Irish version of a tattie scone is called a potato farl. So yummy!

[@D.west111]

You need to slice the black pudding and white pudding a bit thinner. Its way too thick that’s why it made you sick 😂😂

[@vanessasfamily]

I am British too and I feel like black pudding is a marmite food (you either love it or hate it) i personally hate it 😂 I just have normal sausage, bacon, egg, mushroom, beans and toast. Maybe even a cheeky hash brown ❤

[@LadyLizAnn]

Thank you sincerely!!! Hard day at work and you made it all disappear. Literal belly laughs. Brava for being so courageous for us. You are amazing.

[@yo-yochica5992]

You poor thing!!! Are you ok? The video was great! Always curious about a full English breakfast and now I know. Proceed with caution! Thanks Ashley!!!

[@Flumpling900]

This is not an accurate representation if a if Full English at all tbh 😂

[@Von582]

No caution needed. It's fairly simple, it's just black pudding is an acquired taste. White pudding/ mealy sausage is not typical on a full English. If you like sausage, bacon and eggs then the English is all good. Add mushrooms, beans, tomatoes and hash browns and you're good to go.

[@KimRN1991]

I was laughing until I started dry heaving. I've been a nurse for 34 years so that's a feat Ashley🤣

[@lorilouwho6804]

This is perfectly put 😂🤢

[@dawnescobar8092]

Omg I was laughing so hard I couldn’t stop and tears were streaming down my cheeks! 😂

[@morgan7213]

She fought the puke so hard too lol

[@captaintravensong1464]

She’s a champ ❤🎉

[@morgan7213]

@captaintravensong1464 she's got some cajones I sure wouldn't have been able to eat that. Just the sight alone was petrifying

[@hilariecalijo4643]

Im sorry that happened, but you crack me up! The music and the pictures were perfect. Lmao. You are very brave ❤

[@monicahankins2614]

Girl you got me cracking up before I fall asleep tonight lmao 🤣!! I can’t even pin point a single thing you said that cracks me up the most, you are so funny the things you say all the time and the descriptions!! Thank you for your content!! I love and enjoy following you!! And the times you let us see Rissa (hope I spelled it right), she’s so funny too and I know yall have so much fun together and Tater and all the other fur babies!!! 🥰😂♥️😁

[@shanl1932]

Ha! 🎉🎉🎉 I laughed so hard that I cried so hard that I had to pause the video... then 10 second rewind... rinse and repeat! I adore that u left the heaving sounds in there. Just the absolute commitment to being transparent. Thank u for blessing my day with this!

[@madisonladanyi4012]

I’m sorry to laugh at your pain but I’m crying 😂😂 this made my day!!

[@faitunpetitdodo86]

Sameeee🤣😍

[@erinrenee980]

Sammmeee 😂😂

[@rachealgayles5985]

LOL, you are hilarious. We Puerto Ricans also cook "Blood Sausage", which is called "Morcilla" in Spanish. I don't eat is because I know how its made, but I did taste it once and it was actually really good! I tell you, you are brave to try all those foods. Just on looks alone, I couldn't do it!

[@PuertoRicanqueen90]

As a Puerto Rican myself... Morcilla is a helllllll no from me 😂😂.. I do not know how my dad enjoys eating that😂😂

[@ErinBeck-u8y]

Brave?? Shut up.

[@andreafierro4275]

This has to be the best video of all time. I haven’t laughed so hard in forever. My sides are stitched! 😂 And, now I am coughing - my husband came up to see if I was ok. 😂😂😂 I am sorry you got sick, but thank you for taking one for the team!! 🫶🏼✨✌🏼

[@fairyfrogs_]

5:07 the leaves falling behind you are absolutely beautiful. love your content ash!

[@jenniferzuehlk537]

Girl! I felt your pain through the screen. I have a very sensitive gag reflex with food and smells. Kudos!!

[@PaigePlates]

The fall vibes of the background is so perfect

[@NODance88]

Ashley Gurl the way I started crying and laughing when Jesus, Budda, and the Pope appeared I laughed so hard it too me 20min to recover. Girl love you! I need more videos like this!!! Keep up the amazing work you do my love! ❤

[@zzzz759]

Ashley, you are a soldier! To push through most of the food. I hope you have tums or pepto. Sending you a huge hug! It appears that this food is an acquired taste. ❤ from Florida

[@Imreallyboredsick]

I think that's the best way to describe British food in general. Most Brits tend to really like or really hate a food.

[@ErinBeck-u8y]

Hmmmm, jello salad, maple syrup and eggs and bacon, chemicals in EVERYTHING! might want to backtrack on that statement, problem is you lot eat waaay more disgusting and unhealthy food, you just disguise the anus meat with salt MSG and e numbers and call it a hot dog! 😂

[@tracyindovina5215]

I wish I could like this video 1000x!! I am literally crying and trying not to pee my pants from laughing so hard lol!!! Made my day, thank you 😉❤️

[@marypelliott]

I actually did pee my pants watching this. The part with Jesus, Buddha and the pope did me in.

[@Sherene-s6v]

I have never laughed so hard in my lifeeeee! Yeah there is no stopping the upcoming chunks after that 2nd gag! “Yeah, I’m gonna leave that one alone.” #NOHAGGISFORME!!!! This whole video was hilarious and entertaining af!!! We love your realness and honesty! If it’s nasty, it’s nasty! It is what it is. I love you Ashley! Keep ‘em coming. My name is Ashley as well!

[@ladimoe1]

The highlight on the button of your nose makes this adorably funny 🤣 ✨. You’re a real one Ashley!

[@kathymyers7279]

I don’t even like ground beef for this very reason. Ugggggg! This was the most entertaining video I’ve seen for days!

[@samanthamooney1198]

“Eat the food Tina” had me laughing so hard! Napoleon Dynamite foreva! At least i THINK that’s what she was referring too🤷‍♀️

[@Ashlovescondiments]

lol yep it was!

[@deemix1614]

"is it Christmas morning?" 🎄😂😂lol

[@NewPerspectives314]

I'm dying over here, I can't believe you forced your way through that 🤣🤣🤣

[@roslyn4798]

Ashley, girl 😅 this video was everything. I laughed, I almost cried, thank you for your service 😂

[@roxymacful]

You made my day I never laughed so hard and my aunt just died but Thanks for the laugh 😂

[@BeingBriony]

As a brit I renounce black and white pudding and haggis. I don't eat offal and there are many of us who do not eat offal 😂

[@lizzielouuu92]

i'm convinced that it's called offal, because it is indeed awful.

[@BeingBriony]

​@@lizzielouuu92😂

[@pixiesnickers4465]

The moment I saw Jesus in the background.. I lost it for you😂😂 Aww.. I am so Proud of you as an American for trying that haggis!! We definitely have different pallets. Lol

[@isaaca.3099]

Chipotle burrito from hell had me DYING😂😂😂😂

[@canagrantham6422]

You are fricken hilarious I was dying!!🤣🤣

[@jaimelovemac88]

The way i laughed my ass off at her trying to not vomit....... Whew! Thank you honey! I haven't laughed like that forever. Bless your heart. 😂😂😂💛💛✌️

[@Soniabeautychannel]

Man, my stomach hurts from laughing. Tears are flowing. You’re such a badass! So sorry you got sick! 🤣🫶🏼

[@shom_son]

14:13 the edits though i am dying 😂😂

[@melissahuntsman1799]

I remember your video when you received this food you were so excited. I’m sorry but I laughed so hard because I would have the same reaction you did. You are definitely braver than I am!

[@slomorrison814]

😂😂😂 the church bells were there to warn you to proceed with caution

[@Iluvchknz]

This was so f’ing funny!!! My god 😂 😂

[@TracieHubbard-gs4ps]

OMG!!! This video is friggin AMAZING!! I’m peeing myself from laughing sooo hard!!! You really took one for the team!!!

[@chawkins1963]

Bless your heart. I was gagging right along with you.

[@CarolinaEmber]

I know every country differs, but the beans for breakfast I just can’t wrap my head around. Beans are a side for lunch or dinner. As for the Haggis (sp?) nope, never, no way would I ever put that in my mouth. 😂 Ashley, you took one for the team trying some of that. ❤

[@johannaliceaga5936]

Idk about the English style beans I’ve never had them but try Mexican refried beans with a side of eggs it’s delicious together we eat this for breakfast often with corn tortillas give it a try

[@Nicolacurran1]

Baked beans can be eaten at any time of day. They're not the same flavour as US beans. Beans on toast alone or with some melted cheese on top is very comforting.

[@Nicolacurran1]

@@johannaliceaga5936 That sounds so good. Levels above sugary cereal.

[@debfarrell2505]

Scones are not supposed to be overly sweet When I bake them I put a small dusting of decorating sugar on them.

[@CarolinaEmber]

@@Nicolacurran1 It’s not a flavor thing. Americans eat lots of beans, but I don’t want any part of beans first thing in the morning.

[@pamelajones8349]

That was the most entertaining review of food that I have seen in a long time. Keep up the good work.

[@meganrussell4231]

Im an emetophobe and i still clicked this video, and laughed my ass off when she said "im gon leave that alone" 😂😂😂 i had to turn the volume down but im so thankful your hand was covering your mouth for the most part!! Thanks ashley!!

[@em8059]

I'm a brit, and I hate black pudding it's a bucket of blood 🤢 but I love a good fry up after a night out 🎉😂

[@Gia_rae]

As a Brit I can’t say I’ve ever had pies with my full English 😅 I’d say the bakewells and scones are an afternoon tea thing. Personally I can’t stand haggis or black budding. Would definitely recommend adding hash browns though and maybe try fried bread too. And definitely a bit of HP brown sauce!! Fry ups are definitely not an every day thing 😅

[@LostinMayberry]

If you want more UK food there’s a restaurant called The British Tea Garden just a little north of you in Tecumseh, MI. You can get a fancy tea with pastries and finger sandwiches or a ploughmans lunch. Very good!

[@cmcmahon8551]

That was a unique take on a food channel. I'm here for it though. You are a trooper, here for the good and the bad!

[@TraceyEaster760]

I haven't laughed this hard in so long Thanks ash 😂😂😂😂 sheer poverty food

[@StarWilliams16]

I had haggis in Scotland. It was served with Guinness gravy and on top of some veggie mash and it was delicious! I did try the black sausage and didn't like that at all. LOL.

[@lanchparty]

I am dying laughing at you. Great video. You need a full English IN the UK!

[@leannehowarth6939]

I'm English, that is very much a hangover meal and even then you'd probably only have it a few times a year (or I would anyway). I would not touch haggis with a 10-foot pole, I don't like black pudding either. I've never heard of the white sausage. We just had pork sausages and they usually have at least pepper if not other herbs and things in them. We also often have a sauce called HP sauce or brown sauce which is very spiced and rich. The meat pie is usually just lamb or mutton unless its a pork pie, both are not made with organ meat. Though the pork pie has a jelly that's made by boiling bones and cartilage, it tastes like broth or bone broth and melts into broth the moment you chew. It sounds weird but it's actually nice and I have a very weak stomach trust me, I can't eat any organ meat without feeling nauseous. The scones are usually bland because you eat them with butter, jam and clotted cream not just the cream. Because I grew up dairy free I always used to just have scones with dairy free margarine and jam and I only had them a couple of times a year. English food in modern times is bland because of the wars, pre wars it was a lot more adventurous and we're starting to adopt more and more herbs, spices and flavours into our food in the last several decades. Though our grandparents and great grandparents don't really like food that has flavour lol.

[@sarahlovelady8188]

You are so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am such a fan . Your personality is just like mine and I love it so much ❤ the edits are top tier 😂

[@amandahaney3606]

I was laughing so hard my daughter thought I was crying 🤣🤣

[@Labboy6912]

I haven't laughed that loud in a looong long time. That was fricking hilarious!!!! Thanks Ash! ❤U!

[@natalielopez5664]

Omg this was the best 😂 I love your videos!!!

[@elizabeth1990lizzie]

Omg this video was too good! As a 34 year old British person I’ve never eaten black pudding, white pudding or haggis for THIS EXACT REASON 😂 well done Ash!

[@Imreallyboredsick]

Black pudding is actually delicious. It's incredibly rich, though, and Ashley has cut herself slices that are way too thick so don't do that. I was apprehensive about trying it but just try not to think too hard about what it's made from.

[@Aprilluvsfood]

LooooooooooLLLLLLL! Oh good gosh, I loved it! I laughed sooo hard for minutes...into my pillow! Lollllll!

[@johannaliceaga5936]

Girl I’m just watching you eat outside and I can’t stop thinking about how cold your food must be lol

[@thegunngirls3204]

I ain’t laughed this hard at 8 am ever in my life 😂😂😂 girl you were brave 👏🏾 👏🏾

[@chickybluetherealone]

Laughing, so hard in tears. And tried so hard to complete mission.~

[@Sara-tu3qi]

I love the fall colors behind you - everything fits so well

[@Praise-Him2]

A baby head?!? Girl when you said that I SCREMPT AND CRAWLED UP THE WALL!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@artypants]

OMG!!! Funniest video I’ve ever seen, hands down. Love ya Girl.

[@gailhouston5876]

"Deep, game-y, mystery meat" ... I'm dyin here LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO☠❤

[@brandimorgan9183]

Man… I am dead asf. Thanks for the laugh. I sure needed it! 🤣

[@Peg79]

Couldve sworn i had already seen this. It is a very entertaining video despite the getting sick! Love how you kept going after, very brave! ❤😊

[@roxannemartinez5082]

Oh hell naw!! You are doo better than me. Omg this had me rolling 😂💀😂

[@adelemuller8955]

At 13:25 I started laughing so much I almost peeled my pamts😂😂😂😂. Sorry for the diverse food culture.never thought that beans would be your comfort zone in international foods. We need you to do a food tour around the world. I can get that game'ness is very specific taste. Thanks for pushing your boundaries.😂

[@matdacart]

As a brit, I can confirm black pudding, white pudding and haggis are heinous and an affront to gods creation. We don't gotta eat like that no more mun and thankfully a lot of people here don't anymore.

[@briankilpatrick6014]

Sorry as a scot, i can assure you, haggis, white pudding and black pudding is still eaten all over Scotland, delicious. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙

[@funshine311]

omg you had me laughing , but i hope you are ok from all that. I wouldve been the same way. i'm hispanic and they make something called cabrito en sangre/goat cooked in blood, yeah im NEVERRRRRR eating that haha

[@BullDurham12321]

I’m dyyyying 😂😂 Bless you, woman! You’re stronger than me. Ain’t no way.

[@kristeeluvable]

I'm 😂. I have LITERAL tears streaming down my face.

[@AllyAsh-KM]

Scones are usually kinda dry, they're best warmed up with butter on them. We make scones with cinnamon chips in them, and warm with salted butter they are amazing!!!

[@617haze]

I’m sorry but this was too funny I’ve never seen you like this😂😂😂

[@haleywebster6765]

I was CACKLING at this 😂😂😂 also definitely gagged when you started throwing up. That made my day

[@lorihendon9975]

OMG! Ashley, this is the best video ever! 😂😂😂 you har me LOL the whole time! You are a hood sport got putting this out there!❤

[@matthewlara2203]

i'm screaming in the club lmfaooooo

[@kspivey88]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! 😂😂😂

[@kamiculb9829]

I needed this laugh today!

[@sharagonzales9212]

I have never laughed so hard at someone else's expense! 🤣💀💀

[@gailblack5960]

Gurl, you brave, brave girl. You had me in tears with multiple tissues and pauses to catch my breath. I couldn't have done it. I watch enough Brit TV to know that not a damn thing about the full English is what I want in the morning, save the eggs and toast. But you, you, Ash the Conqueror! I laughed so hard with the shadows of Jesus and Buddha during your spew and purge. I'm so sorry it was so bad. But the video is priceless. I wouldn't feed haggis to my dog. Blargh.

[@perfectlyimperfect2368]

When my cousin got married she moved to his country and my aunt(her mom) goes to visit once a year. They went to a restaurant where haggis was on the menu and she tried it. This was basically her reaction. She thankfully didn't puke but boy did she want to. Meanwhile my cousin's husband loves it. My aunt was also surprised to see horse meat for sale when she was in the meat section. She was like yeah...we will not be eating that after I already went through the haggis experience. Lol you're brave for even trying it cause I personally wouldn't be able to get through the mental block.

[@ultraviolet3718]

Never, ever, ever have I seen horse meat for sale in the UK.

[@perfectlyimperfect2368]

@ultraviolet3718 it wasn't the u.k it was Belgium.

[@Tiffany-w3w]

It’s crazy that we went to school together lol look at you doing big things!! Love your content!!!!

[@carriec5807]

I would love to see you do a video with the guys from Jolly! 2 British guys who try all things delicious and wholly admit how awful their country's food is. OMG, so many parts of this video had me 💀💀💀😂

[@monicahankins2614]

I was feeling for you 😢 having to upchuck that yuckiness of that organ thing!! I am with you in thinking that would be a great spread to try but now I’m thinking twice girl!! Thank you for all the laughs I’ve had since following your page for over a year 🥰

[@amyreynolds7716]

I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!! You are so hilarious!!

[@bluciferrr]

You are peak comedy 😅 I love you so much 🩵

[@nathanmurphy3601]

Irish here :)) can confirm black pudding in made of pigs blood ahaha. It’s the same as white pudding but just has more fat and pigs blood added in. The white pudding is delicious… not normal to have a skin on it though. Made from oats, pork fat, pork and some other fillers. Haggis is more Scottish and only Scottish so I’ve never had that myself even though I was just in Glasgow two weeks ago but I was too scared to try it 😭 only thing you’re missing is fried bread and actual sausages ahaha. We don’t call the black and white pudding sausage.

[@AmandaPalmer-cj9fz]

I have not laughed this hard in a long time!! I love your videos 😂❤

[@thelifeofjamieadam2926]

You have me cracking the F UP!!! 😂😂😂